EOP perverts btfo

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>>5417480
I can't hate it. It's too fucking adorable

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>>5417480
What's wrong with her face?

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Pettanfags on suicide watch

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>>5417480
that's shitty merch desu

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>>5417672
>in Japanese despite the fact that more Japanese people watch IOFI than the shark
grass

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>>5417480
Why didn't they give her an asspad

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>>5417723
>more Japanese people watch IOFI than the shark
You don't know shit chief. She's actually got quite a few JOPs

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>>5417792
because you don't know japanese

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>>5417480

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BUTT CHIN

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>oppai mouse pad
>no oppai
who approved this shit?

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>>5417480
Cover is too family friendly now to make it her ass.

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EN is ruining traditional Japanese culture

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>>5417958
you really thought american holos would get oppai mousepads?

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>>5417958
Gura doesn’t have any. Maybe her ass could’ve been used?

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>>5417723
That's the stupidest fucking statement ever. She gets a billion superchats in yen with Jap messages and has a billion of Jap usersnames in the userlist.
Iofi (and anya) just seems to have more Jap viewers because she replies to Japanese people in her chat in Japanese. And Japs in general tend to not chat unless the chuuba knows Jap.

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>>5417880
>>5417881
>Cheekpuffs start right under her eyes and are directly on her mouth
Would be funny though if it was really a butt chin. Still would be cute because Gura is Gura

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>>5418034
He forgot that Holo EN is now Disney princess.

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I'm shaking and crying right now

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>Yagoo here, tits and ass are unacceptable for an EN audience, so how about just a face? We’re been moving to family friendly. Enjoy!

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>>5417480
looks like shit

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>>5417871
ive been doing my reps its not fair, i just want to grip guras cheeks when i play csgo

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>>5417480
>FIFTY US DOLLARS

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I'm still gonna fuck it.

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>>5418034
Oh sorry, God forbid you have boobs in the anime sector.

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>>5418393
>t. welfare recipient in Russia

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>>5417480
She said she'd do this like months ago

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>>5417672
Huh, I hadn't even thought about it since I'm so used to seeing fan art of Gura with like b cups. I guess it's official that she does have some cute little titties.

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>>5418341
That rrat falls apart because Calli is selling a dakimakura of her in lingerie. This was probably Gura's idea. I expect Kiara to release absolutely lewd merchandise because of her personality and it fitting her character.

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>people are going to chin fuck the gura mousepad

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>>5418810
Actually, Cover has been moving in the direction of family friendly, with less swearing, removing swimsuits, etc. And Coco complaining because management censors everything now. The mass censorship is not an rrat, when it’s clearly shown and even talked about by the Holo streamers themselves.

Watch at 1:55:00: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV-VghW7SaM

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>>5417665
Autism please understand

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>>5417480
Gura's cheeks got stung by bees bros...

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>>5418810
The one that was in the works for a long time, likely before they implemented this policy?
O-fucking-gey.

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>>5417480
Why do these things always need to have bumps?
They're uncomfortable as shit and make your wrists hurt with prolonged usage.
Do people hold their mouse diagonally or some shit?
You're meant to hold it with your wrist resting on your table.

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>>5418632
WHERE'S THE GLORK GURA

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>>5419077
>>5419185
Yeah okay Zhang. They're still selling and doing lewd shit off youtube. The only reason management has to do this is because Susan and her army of jewtube mods took notice of hololive and are now demonetizing them and shadowbanning them as soon as they break any little rule.
If there's someone you should be mad at it's (((susan))).

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Oshiri mousepad never...

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>>5418810
Of course the idols with gigantic tits are allowed to have lewd merch, anon. It's everyone with a cup size under C (not just the actual lolis, petite women don't exist) that has to change.

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>>5417480
an actual fan who watches her streams would have known that she joked about having her merch be a mousepad of her cheeks.

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>>5419283
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/uruha-rushia
You can literally buy a fucking sex pillow of Rushia right now you fucking retard. Maybe when making up rrats try to make it so that they can't be disproven within seconds.
Gura decided on this merch, it's her choice now fuck off.

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>>5419077
>removing swimsuits
yooo link?

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>>5418341
This is 100% Gura's proposal. Go fuck yourself, chink.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqNO6hAdtSE

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>>5419410
>Rushia
>JP member
And even then, she's probably going to go up a cup size or two the next time she gets a new costume.

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>>5419529
I'm going to stop replying to your faggot ass now because you're either retarded or arguing in bad faith because you're a filthy Zhang.
You're just making up bullshit that's easily disproven and then keep shifting the goal post when it's disproven. I hope everyone else in this thread will do the same.

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>>5419623
>You're just making up bullshit that's easily disproven
I'd actually love to be proven wrong, as I prefer smaller boobs and feel as if Japanese media is adopting the Anglo "everyone under a C-cup is a literal child; Tatsumaki and Holo are lolis" mindset.

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HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN

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>>5419214
>zhang
anon......
what the fuck bro?

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>>5419770
Proven wrong about what? Your claim that they gave everyone in Hololive C-cups?
Seriously kill yourself.

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>>5419829
>gave everyone in Hololive C-cups?
And that would be a bad thing?

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>>5417480
WRONG CHEEKS

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>>5419864
I'm done. This board is full of illiterates that are probably Chinese ESL motherfuckers.

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>Gura is flat
>Confirmed by herself and her artist
>Why no boobie mouspads wtf cover censorship?!?!?!

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>>5419410
>check 5chan
>jap men are saying it’s refreshing the shark doesn’t have to resort to lewd merch and that they like her purity more than other girls even if she makes some yab jokes
face it, being a giga whore with a daki instead of an occasional hoe who makes jokes on stream gets nearly 3 million subs.

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>>5417880
Haha Gura the assface

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>>5418672
She said that its padding.

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>>5419829
>Your claim that they gave everyone in Hololive C-cups?
That they're going to.
I've seen a VN adaptation (Majikoi) just outright give a flat-chested character bigger tits recently, and I'm afraid Japanese media as a whole is going to follow suit to keep global markets (read: Canada + Australia) happy.

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>>5417480
It happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqNO6hAdtSE

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Cali merch was way better, might get the shirt but idk what I have to make a drip worthy

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>>5419214
>The only reason management has to do this…
Then you are agreeing with me idiot. I said Cover is censoring everything. I’m right. Coco said it herself as well. Also the censorship is well beyond what’s needed in the YouTube TOS.

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>>5417480
I'm still going to cum on it

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>>5420061
>That they're going to.
Can you give me next week's lottery numbers too since you can see into the future.

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>>5417672
There's two versions?

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Americans are too much of a bitch that they have to back out of lewd art. Meanwhile Japan has rape doujins on every street corner.

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You would think a 5 year old company with 52 unique talents would have some decent merch by now.

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>>5420191
almost like there is a site for japanese users and there is a site for western users

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>>5420171
I'm just paying attention to trends.

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>>5420339
Ogey, precognition-chama.

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>>5420331
https://hololive.booth.pm/items/1908655

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>>5420371
Jeez I expected something good, this is all over the place

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>>5420369
You know the best part? Even after Rushia becomes boing boing, she's still going to be the butt of every flat joke you can think of, because she's going to be marginally smaller than everyone else.

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>>5419622
You beat me to it

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>>5418551
Gura isn't a slit like Pekora

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>>5420577
She could get tits bigger than Coco next update and they'll STILL drive the pettan meme on the ground, as if they haven't done that already

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>>5417480
I'd rather have a flat mousepad of her dfc, but this is probably just something she thought would be fun.

Not like it's going to stop the perverts anyway. Now they just have to give her a facial instead. I'm sure they're devastated.

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>>5417671
Already sold out.

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>>5421189
retarded newfag

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>>5421106
>flat mousepad of her dfc
this
what were they thinking

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>>5417480
I'm gunna rub my dick on her cheeks and blow a load all over her face.

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>>5418064
>And Japs in general tend to not chat unless the chuuba knows Jap.
If only EOPs could do the same.

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>>5420191
>Geekjack
What?

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oh, icomochi?
fucking nice

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>>5421234
Not an argument. Gura cute, I'm buying her mousepad, and there's figuratively nothing you can do about it.

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>>5417480
WTF man

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ass pad would've been better desu

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>>5422686
I agree anon.

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>>5417958
>Gura
>oppai

>>5418049
Nah, I'm fine with this personally. Fuck clipfags.

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>>5420331
I know right? It's weird.

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>>5417672
Im going to jail

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>>5417958
No, this is perfect for Gura.

>>5418114
Only Gura. Kiara, Ame, and probably Calli will get lewd stuff, mark my word.

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>>5421852
If only you could do the same, hopefully permanently.

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How the fuck do you guys get mad at Cover for being more cautious about sensitive material with EN when they’re just responding to western culture which is legitimately more sensitive than JP? It’s our own fault we can’t have lewd for having a shitty culture, Yagoo is right that we can’t be trusted with it.

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>>5423483
blame susantube too, thats why we can't have our oshi's swimsuit. Fucking hypocrites, this western shit.

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>>5423483
>Cover
most of the people here don't watch Gura, so they don't know she mentioned the idea for the cheeks mousepad back in November
Gura knows what she's doing with her image/brand, and stuff like this lets her keep playing the innocent/cultured gap

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>>5417672
I know her mama said she's pettan, but has there been any official art before that would have shown the presence or absence of breast tissue accurately?

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>>5423757
Her actual catgirl model she uses to stream with is pretty clear cut.

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>>5423184
But what about Ina? She's so sweet and wholesome, my brain is torn between not wanting to see anything lewd of her and 'something something xylophone, something something my ass, something tentacle'

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>>5423483
The thing I don't get is why some /vt/ards seem to think that all the JP/IDs are turbosluts and EN is the first branch to have a relatively pure personality or two.

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>>5423871
you can check hololewd of Ina, and some are pretty damn artistic for a lewd

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>>5423904
I can tell you why, it’s because there’s actually an insane amount of post-EN newfags here who really hardly even watch JP to begin with. That we got our own board instead of just ruining /jp/ like we were originally resulted in them all coming here.

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>>5423871
I don't watch enough Ina to speculate.

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>>5417672
that line on her breast that doesn't seem to connect to the line of the torso makes me think she's using cups there.

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wheres the FUCKING FORK gura

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>>5423871
>Ina
Unless hololive pulls a Towa/Matsuri and ups her bust size all of a sudden, she's not getting anything lewd. And even if she did get tits, I don't think her roommate would be OK with lewd merch.

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>>5424764

Fair enough, even if I'd want lewdish merch, she probably won't so it'll be like Gura's here. Which is fine. There's always fanart.

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>>5417671
DO CHICKENFAGS REALLY?

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>>5419062
I’d rather titfuck an Ai mousepad

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>>5423871
>But what about Ina? She's so sweet and wholesome,
Ina is pretty lewd, what?

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>>5427896
>the person that gets flustered multiple times playing Bayonetta
She's easily the most prudish of the EN girls, at least on screen.

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>>5427970
Her beenbag chair she design had a face that she made like this becuase it was suppose to imply she was sitting on you. What?

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>4 years on the market
>still the same cheap mousepads, acryllic stands and keychains

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>>5427970
nobody in hololive EN is prudish, they just care different amounts about getting fucked over by YouTube and/or not being considered family-friendly anymore, limiting their audience

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also, nice try Gura but people are going to continue lewding the shit out of you. you should have put out a butt mousepad. even if the wrist support was just your tail, that would have been better than this stupid looking bullshit. not gonna stop me from busting a massive, goopy nut all over your face though. the harder you try to dissuade us from lewding you, the hornier we get.

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>>5421342
based

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>>5428371
small company, pls andastand

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>>5419062
Please don't make me fucking remember that image. Some anon on some board actually did it and it got a nasty brown stain.

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>>5419477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWkspJwp0MI
They made models for the whole crew back then, never used them again since. The fucking MV of their first single uses these. Many holos commented how they miss them but since Choco and others got hit by a demonitization wave cover pussied out of it, later going so far as giving all of them spats instead of Pantsu on their models.
They took this from you. Most of the streams even got privated for whatever fucking reason.

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>>5417480
shit that's a good alternative to oppai
good work

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>>5419204
to prevent CTS

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>>5417480
>he thinks i won't nut on this

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>>5417671
But it’s hilarious?

Pedos BTFO

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>>5417672
Gura boing boing UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

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>>5417958
A cool person with a good sense of humour and awareness of their audience’s culture.

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>>5417480
Has anyone thought of buying two of each? I want to use them but I don't like the idea of them getting scuffed and worn.

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>>5435768
Nigger have you been paying attention to anything happening on youtube outside of vtubers? They'd get demonitized and shadowbanned for certain.
Korone got shadowbanned for a while just because her name was too similar to corona. The only way to not get affected by it is be a cancer American political activists that is best friends with Susan.
Every fucking youtuber is using euphemisms these days to not trigger the AI. The only person to blame for this is Susan.

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>>5419770
>"everyone under a C-cup is a literal child; Tatsumaki and Holo are lolis"
Teenagers exist you lying pedo. They have (usually smallish) boobs and are children too.

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>>5418341
Anonchama calli had a literal daki for merch

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>>5437130
yeah but it's a sfw daki you could give it to literally anyone, even a baby

EN was a fuking mistake

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>>5435768
So, why aren't they streaming or hosting special content on niconico? Is it too dangerous to reference the existence of other streaming websites? Is it just generally not a suitable site, or just as strict as SusanTube?

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why does everything have to be lewd or sexual for you retards? what happened to liking cute girls doing/making cute things? just because you think lolis are sexy doesn't mean the loli in question wants to portray herself that way all the time. thank goodness this board is the minority

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>>5417480
>not fin-shaped