/yah/ - Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

Minecraft stream right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0BZUaXpO48

>Who is Bea?
https://xphill.com/

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>LEWDS!!! and other shit, upload everything
http://clover.club/post

[Anonymous No.]

coalburner confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

Is she gonna build a nutshack or what

[Anonymous No.]

inb4 she spams torches everywhere, they melt the snow and she freaks out

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Hey Dads, Beatani Here.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's just say I'm glad Bea likes keeping her streams short because I know what true hell in minecraft stream form is like.

[Anonymous No.]

cute bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404157
based

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>>5404388
I know what you mean... jesus...

[Anonymous No.]

She got lost only 20 blocks away from her bed. Amazing.

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>>5404388
K*tanya...

[Anonymous No.]

posted it at the end of the last thread but I'll post it again in case the anon asking for it didn't see it

[Anonymous No.]

Does bea intend to collab with anyone ever?

[Anonymous No.]

God, minecraft filters me so hard

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>>5404437
I guess she wasn't kidding when she said she had shit spatial awarness.

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Her bed is going to get creeper'd.

[Anonymous No.]

going to break my hands to prevent backseating

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404383
shut up before I post your dox sseth

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404465
Not at this point, but maybe if you debut she would (to relentlessly mock you).

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE BEACUNNY

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>>5404465
She'll collab when she wants to.

[Anonymous No.]

Starting this thread off with important information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404522
offcollab with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404511
me too, we should make a Discord to talk about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404511
>Not Risuna
NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

I just got here, does she not have a mouse or something? Why does she move like that?

[Anonymous No.]

She was always cute, but I can't take it anymore. I love her so much. After yesterday, it's too much.

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half of beas problems is she isn’t using mouse and keyboard so she can’t react fast enough

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>>5404414
Going to print it and nail it on my wall

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>>5404566
She is using controller for game and mouse for menus

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404566
2iq controller user

[Anonymous No.]

I think my daughter might be retarded...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404532
usuful

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why was the eurodad from last thread so mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404532
pokemon is so ugly, digimon is the true okazu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404581
I play with a controller and do fine (lazy), it's not like it's counterstrike

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404605
But why?

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>>5404532
The power of autism amazes me. Always and forever.

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>minecraft
yikes

[Anonymous No.]

How do we save her?

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>>5404663
She's used to playing 3D games with a controller.

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>>5404581
Bro, this is minecraft. She literally should just get good. I can use a controller on this game and be just fine. This is just being bad, not about using pads.

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>>5404663
because she is retarded

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>>5404532
I kneel, amazing autism fuel info..

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>>5404724
I don't believe you. She's clearly running around looking at the ground or the sky half the time. She only uses one stick at a time. It's obvious she's never played a 3D game with a controller before.

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>>5404465
she should collab with shirahari uni and be bad at minecraft together

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404733
Does Bea pad her chest?

[Anonymous No.]

Bea... please... your bgm reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404717
Me and (You) on the right

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>>5404590
i have a framed photo of bea on my desk already. dyrbi

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>>5404780
Don't believe him. She just never plays 3d games at all. The only one she really got into was Animal crossing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404780
Java Minecraft sucks with a controller, Bedrock is super smooth

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404815
I know she's said in the past one of her favorite franchises was Crash Bandicoot but if I remember right those games are usually always a straight line rather than full 3D movement

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>>5404532
This is very good information. Thank you

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>>5404816
Does it really? You'd think microsoft getting minecraft they would refine a controller port for the pc since wonows natively syncs xbox controllers
>>5404875
I think crash has a few 3d segments, but yea it's a straight line basically.

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>>5404692
why?

[Anonymous No.]

PUTTING MY TREASURE ON BEA'S CHEST UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>5404920
Yes, I have to use Steam to get it to work with a controller at all, unless they just added support

[Anonymous No.]

>she tried to put on the horse armor

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>>5404996
I'd fuck her like a horse ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404996
85 IQ pls andastand

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404996
furry please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>5405036
>>5405050
85iq furry... ai andasutando...

[Anonymous No.]

why am I finding her learning Minecraft so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404465
With me, once I start streaming again

[Anonymous No.]

allocate more memory, why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>5405130
Because she is cute

[Anonymous No.]

autojump makes me want to kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>5405023
You fuck horses anon? Very interesting

[Anonymous No.]

kuma in the kumo

[Anonymous No.]

>>5405222
no, horses fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5405222
umapyoi

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>>5404945
videogames are trash content and minecraft is one of the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>5405273
gape chama based

[Anonymous No.]

countryfags btfo

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>>5405318
Yikes.

[Anonymous No.]

There goes my dream of marrying Beatani and taking her to the countryside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5405472
small towns are better than the countryside and big city.

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>20 wheat for 1 emerald
>1 emerald for 6 bread(18 wheat)
what a scam

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>>5405318
Why are you here?
>>5405519
truth

[Anonymous No.]

beatani x villager

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>>5405527
That's why you get the best ones and enslave them.

Bea is transitioning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5405527
It's the labor costs on the bread.

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>>5405527
Cool it with the anti semitic remarks

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>>5404532
uoooooooooohhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

city is cringe, small town is cringe, village is cringe. Middle of nowhere is the real shit. Imagine having neighbors.

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>>5405527
Most items are pointless to buy for emeralds.

[Anonymous No.]

the village tsundere at it again

[Anonymous No.]

Skinning Beatani and wearing her flesh in Minecraft!

[Anonymous No.]

her dress is soaked below the waist!

[Anonymous No.]

so...is someone gonna create Minecraft porn out of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>bear breaks down your door
>immediately starts riding your dick as your helpless wife watches

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>>5405785
she probably will

[Anonymous No.]

please tell me she isn't one of those freaks that can be into Minecraft porn...
Then again, knowing what we already do about her...

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO SLEEP WITH BEATANI!!!!!1111!!!!1111111111!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5405839
Diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5405931

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>>5405860
you cursed us

[Anonymous No.]

>>5405860
welp

[Anonymous No.]

>>5405860
does that answer your question

[Anonymous No.]

Once a farmer drops food she's going to get NTR'd

[Anonymous No.]

You can spot the new dads in chat

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>>5405860
DELETE THIS. She can't know about that!

[Anonymous No.]

I guess Minecraft porn is more vanilla than Pichu abuse, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406033
somehow it's slightly less cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>5405860
>"i think it's more lewd than real human minecraft body"
>"minecraft works for my fetishism not gonna lie"
>"this skin makes me a little hard"
>"this skin is more lewd than real human"
>"i'm a little hard now"
rrat status: ALL CONFIRMED, CODE RED

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>>5406033
Nigga

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she so cute with glasses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406033
I mean, relatively speaking...

[Anonymous No.]

Time to DM bea minecraft porn

[Anonymous No.]

suddenly fishing arc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406070
it's progress

[Anonymous No.]

Parcel from Beatani arrived a few days ago.
I recorded a video of me unboxing it, as well as a video of the current stream. I'm going to keep it as a sort of time capsule and will upload it when she stops streaming and escapes XP Hill. I used rubber gloves when handling everything so that I didn't get my fingerprints on them.
There was food, a cute drawing, a letter and some panties.
I ate anything perishable and have sealed the rest of the contents in a box. I feel a little guilty, because some of the stuff she sent was quite expensive, but I don't want to eat it because then it would be gone. I kept all the packets and wrappers and sealed them in a folder.

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>>5406033
Minecraft is worse than Pichu abuse in general, but not worse than how she does it. 3 hours in smash is a long time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406023
and?

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>>5405527
Why do you think villagers have huge nose and have golems?

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>>5406031
>>5405994
I'm sorry dads, but it was inevitable

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>>5406196
> panties
DYRBI

[Anonymous No.]

>>5405860
Minecraft porn is miles more vanilla than what Bea does her daily reps to

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406196
I'm jealous

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>Oneeshota

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>>5406231
wow Notch really was based

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406196
>video
>no link
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406196
>Panties
Ogey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406196
>panties
yeah nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406196
High effort bait is still bait

[Anonymous No.]

Is she going to name the mc villagers after dads??

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>Kid in the village
I can feel the yabs coming.

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>>5406196
There probably won't be another contest with such great prizes, and there will be more dads to compete with. I kick myself for not trying harder all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406196
>panties
Well not hers since she's nopan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406347
Nigger1
Nigger2
Nigger(You)

[Anonymous No.]

fucking hell, these two have the same icon and appear as the same in her stream because her stream does not carry names, only icon. Andrew please get an icon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406405
Chihiro's are fine (she wears a thong)

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>>5406196
nigger release the vid and post the letter

[Anonymous No.]

"nice place nigga"
*dismantles it block by block*

[Anonymous No.]

considering her stated reason for streaming Minecraft I'm half surprised she isn't just playing pic related instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406452
gray man is gray man

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406452
>asking the honorary grey to make an icon

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406452
Not andrew but I believe she reads from a popout chat on another window/monitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406486
forget that, photograph the inside of the panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406493
Is there a PC version she can play? I think it would be a good idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406452
are you reading chat off the stream video?

[Anonymous No.]

Euro bros...I can't make it anymore...go on without me

[Anonymous No.]

THINKING BEA CUTE

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>>5406563
sometimes yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406570
good night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406580
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406536
https://store.steampowered.com/app/403120/THE_GAME_OF_LIFE/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1455630/THE_GAME_OF_LIFE_2/
don't really know what the difference between these are but I know she reads these threads so on the off chance she actually streams this as a joke then I'll post both because otherwise I'm sure some sperg will freak out like they did during the isaac stream.

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>>5406570
Sleep well!

[Anonymous No.]

looks like she really likes this game

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406570
you did good, I'm about to give up myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406196
Were there any pubes on the panties? This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406196
>panties
knowing bea she made her dad wear it beforehand

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406570
ameridads got your back fellow dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406347
You can't just name villagers it since it brings up the trading GUI. Maybe if you remove their job you can? I haven't tried on the newer versions of the game.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cum on Bea's glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>5407039
oh god yes
haa... haa...

[Anonymous No.]

>she thought she could place the horse armor on a block
dads...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5407277
She's a little dumb, give her a break.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5407569
>that face
kusogaki....

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MY RETARDED DAUGHTER AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

.>>5407569
While acting all smug about it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5407004
can't you shift click?

[Anonymous No.]

>3 months from
>the entire village is littered with bea's suicide towers

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5407745
I can, but as for Beatani, I'm not so sure dadchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>You are not my father

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406959
Pro tip for screencaps:
By pressing F12 you can select the channel logo and change its CSS to "display: none;" so it doesn't appear on your screenshot.

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>you are not my father-
>nonono not my husband sorry
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5407972
Some freudian shit i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>5407972
Elektra's complex, that's why she calls us dads and wants to peropero risunachan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5407935
You can just set annotations to off and it works the same..

[Anonymous No.]

>>5407935
dadchaama...

[Anonymous No.]

Now we know why none of the tinder dates returned her messages

[Anonymous No.]

>>5407935
I'll do you one "PRO tip" better

[Anonymous No.]

>>5407935
>>5408127
Thanks, that's better

[Anonymous No.]

>>5408298
she made a tinder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5408298
Their loss

[Anonymous No.]

>>5408411
Didn't you watch the dad dick review stream? Oh right, it's tier 4 only.

[Anonymous No.]

she's so focused bros... she's so cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5408411
>He is without the requisite particulars

[Anonymous No.]

>>5408411
She made a Pairs account, she is serous about marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5408268
>>5408338
I've never clicked on this button before...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5407745
Looks like in modern versions you can just right click. You don't have to do anything special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5408541
sounds gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>5408338
I'll do you one "PRO tip" better

[Anonymous No.]

Kumagai "Twin Towers" Chisato

[Anonymous No.]

>>5408411
Yes, a couple of streams ago she leaked her tinder email

[Anonymous No.]

>>5408411
She has implied that she tried, failed completely, then gave up. If I remember correctly, I may mix it up with someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5408749
That's different, I do need info cards more often than I don't

[Anonymous No.]

oh god she has scars on her arms doesn't she...

[Anonymous No.]

suicide ideation arc i-ikuzo?

[Anonymous No.]

>Japanese
>Suicide
Name a better duo! (I'll stop...I am sorry).

[Anonymous No.]

what if we kissed on top of bea's suicide tower...

[Anonymous No.]

>yuu chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>5408802
yes, you're right

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409058
cum

[Anonymous No.]

DO A FLIP BEA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409043
>japanese
>domestic abuse
is this better?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409043
South Koreans beat them

[Anonymous No.]

Bea...

[Anonymous No.]

is this a suicide cult

[Anonymous No.]

I love my post-humanist bear daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409449

[Anonymous No.]

>"body is retarded behind brain every second, i hate this feeling"
philosophical ramblings arc IKUUUZOOOOO UOOOOHHHHHHH!!!

[Anonymous No.]

this will make for a wonder clip clipdads

[Anonymous No.]

real menhara hours

[Anonymous No.]

notgonnalie

[Anonymous No.]

How did we go from funny minecraft to this?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

Some deep shit going down now. I kinda understand though

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug her but she hates hugs...

[Anonymous No.]

this was supposed to be a comfy minecraft stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409644
she do be spitting straight facts though tabun maybe

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be in the internet with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>have to leave for five minutes
>come back and it's introspection hours again
I hate how relatable this bear is.

[Anonymous No.]

this is her way of coming out as trans without explicitly saying it btw

[Anonymous No.]

I never expected to find an existential crisis on the top of her suicide tower.

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani why do you hurt me like this?

[Anonymous No.]

dad singularity when ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409763
The life of a menhera is never truly comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>i was given birth, so my soul is not free now
dads................ help

[Anonymous No.]

beatani, what the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409962
she will initiate Instrumentality

[Anonymous No.]

Do not COONCERNNNNNNNN!

[Anonymous No.]

TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

introspective bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409644
Yes, /yah/ is the sequel to Heaven's Gate

[Anonymous No.]

>the flower

[Anonymous No.]

SHE DESERVES BETTER
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406452
ogey I'll icon myselff....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410200
yeah, better than this meat prison

[Anonymous No.]

I love the flower bea, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't ask for this.

[Anonymous No.]

She's giving us a true suicide experience.
Pain.

[Anonymous No.]

I've had this exact conversation with an ADHD friend before. Wish I could do something other than lurk in chat like a retard, but I just can't do it well in text.
>>5409749
Welcome to Beatani Ch.

[Anonymous No.]

This is giving me chills

[Anonymous No.]

Can't believe my daughter is going to become a Hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410046
gnostic chama...

[Anonymous No.]

never thought /yah/ could be this cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410244
THE FLESH IS WEAK...

[Anonymous No.]

KYS MYSELF LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

This is the coaster you wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410138
god damn pattern wave bullshit i fucking hope you're not right

[Anonymous No.]

LIFE IS SUFFERING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410222
the end of an era...

[Anonymous No.]

Why even live bros

[Anonymous No.]

I was sort of hoping she would end up falling in a pond. It would have made it more symbolic.

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani is my reason to live

[Anonymous No.]

45TH CONCERNFAG ARC IKZ

[Anonymous No.]

so we are at this level now

[Anonymous No.]

>stream ends with villagers sleeping in both of the beds and a creeper blowing up the doorway
K I N O
I
N
O

[Anonymous No.]

The lain parallels in beatanis character became very obvious just now.

[Anonymous No.]

A huge thunderstorm started where I live just as she started building the last suicide tower and it creeped me out a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410555
>Falls into the pond
>Builds a new tower and jumps again

[Anonymous No.]

So any psychiatrist dads wanna help me psychoanalyze whatever the fuck she is trying to say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410555
That was my thought as well, tripschama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410532
No joke I ask this every day. I won't kill myself but I wonder why you would want to bring someone into this hell planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410633
A couple people felt the need to translate her early on, even though she translated herself right after. I'm glad they moved past doing that

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410763
your time has come

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>She's cute and all, by why does /vt/ like her so mu-
>Completely random rant about hating how her body is slower than her brain and she would be happier living as a brain in a jar surfing the internet
Ah.
I guess I have a daughter now.

[Anonymous No.]

>this whole stream was an excuse for her to bare her soul
I can't take this shit some days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410796
Not much to analyze it was pretty straightforward

[Anonymous No.]

She really thinks about some deeps stuff... But I hope she's happy.

I may be turning into a concerdad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410796
To live is to suffer, but living is the only source of happiness

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410796
Brainlet

[Anonymous No.]

Even though you are a Neet,
I can love Dads and Moms
Even though you are foolish,
I love you Bros, and Sisters
Every day, every time
I can stay with you on XP hill
So please subscribe to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410871
one of us
one of us

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

CORNER BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410969
255/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410796
Pretty straightforward man. She sees actually having to live in a body as a huge liability and would rather just live inside her own mind gathering information on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410888
>>5410970
>>5410977
No I mean her not wanting a body. How the fuck does that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410796
What's there to analyze retardchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410888
Trips don't lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410969
minecraft is a good drug for bea/10

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410969
suicide/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404300
The fuck is that hideous thing and why does it keep appearing on my /vt/?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey it's another Bea does an obvious comedic bit and anons autistically concernfag over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410969
kuso body / 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411076
What? She just doesn't like having a body, since it's just an hindrance for the brain. I've thought of that many times too I don't think there's much to add.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410969
255/255

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410969
autistic suicides/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410969
comfy / 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410969
body/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410969
254/255 + a flower

[Anonymous No.]

>>5407935
rightclick the video and click take screenshot....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410805
With the way things are going having kids feels like an intentional act of cruelty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411065
Thing is, I understand that feeling. I like obtaining knowledge, living is kind of secondary to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411121
>my /vt
Hiragana Nijisanji, is that you? Bea is a fan of yours you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411121
kek, kys baitchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411065
I don't trust anybody on the internet that doesn't agree with this belief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410969
existential crisis flower/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410969
concern/fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410969
brain/body

[Anonymous No.]

the speech was planned, the tower was planned, the flower was planned, all part of the show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411539
she's a top notch entertainer then

[Anonymous No.]

I thought it was easy to understand but basically she sees having a body as a hinderance. She want to run around constantly but she will get tired. She wants to stay awake constantly but the body gets in the way. She sees cooking food as an annoyance and a body is why she must eat. Such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411539
Wait, Beatani planned the twin towers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411136
Here, I'll give you a (you) since nobody else will. If you actually think that was a planned comedic bit you have brain problems.

[Anonymous No.]

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411599
Doesn't help her life drains her energy. No exercise, all work, bad sleep, sit and do nothihg.
No shit she will blame her body

[Anonymous No.]

>48 hours until the next stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410969
I want to transcend the flesh too/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410969
FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME /10

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411626
It's called a punchline and she ended her stream right afterwards too. Holy shit you guys have problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411136
>anons autistically concernfag over it
it's called playing along

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411599
>>5411719
>>5411652
>>5411539
dont overthink this dads

Bea is just above average IQ so she tends to ponder reality from time to time

[Anonymous No.]

philosophy is cringe, you want to die go kill yourself then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410969
NOT EVEN THE STRONGEST DRUGS CAN HELP ME TO ESCAPE THE PRISON OF MY MERE SINFUL BODY/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410969
the most fun minecraft stream that I've ever watched. And I hate Minecraft streams. She actually managed to make a boring streamer game entertaining. 11/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411920
This cover is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411595
absolutely. She's not some dumb whore cashing in on a trend. Even from her early content you can tell she has a unique formula by which she is providing us a service (entertainment).

[Anonymous No.]

>Around my desk is messy, I'm searching my meds for headache now...
Please Bea clean your fucking room

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411955
>I love my mom, I love my dad
>I love my life
>I love you guys
>But still, I know it is a foolish thought but I also hate my life, I hate my body
>But I am happy
She did not at any point say she wanted to die, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5412069
Plot twist, her meds were there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411920
how do I win the date with beatani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5412224
become Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

>>5412593
This reminds of those weird threads about becoming Lamy. I think there was even a guy role playing as her and talking about Botan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411844
This, I don't watch her often these days but seeing how long she had streamed it did seem an obvious leadup. Quite funny, but I think she lost her stuff, right?

[Anonymous No.]

I gotta agree with bea but I don't JUST wanna be a ghost on the internet. I'd much prefer having a mechanical body or something like that so I can still interact with the real world and have my memories and shit backed up on some server. the bothersome part of being a biological organism is stuff like aging, maintenance, disease. Hell I could even pay for my shit by mining bitcoin or something idk, how much processing power is in the human brain anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411844
I think people like you see everything as, "Haha it's just a joke maaaaaaaan." precisely because you can't personally handle people sharing darker thoughts and feelings at face value. It makes you uncomfortable, you escape into the world of chuubas precisely because you want kawaii happy fun time with no bitter reality attached to it. Anything that approaches seriousness must be buried under layers of irony and a punchline to an act. This is the thought process of an emotionally stunted weeb.

[Anonymous No.]

It was obviously a shitpost, but there were also real thoughts of hers in that shitpost. It's just that the thoughts don't actually bother her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5413332
I'm sure those were her real opinions but you're the emotionally stunted retard here if you think this is anything to CONCEEEEEEEEEEEEEERN about

[Anonymous No.]

>>5413332
share your dark thoughts with us

[Anonymous No.]

>>5413332
Couldn't have said it better myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5413536
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>5413233
Paying for your brain jar rent by letting them mine bitcoin with it is pretty good concept for a dystopian sci-fi story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5413763
brain jar AND super high end android body

[Anonymous No.]

>>5413637
not that anon and I'm not CONCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERNing but it's pretty fucking frustrating to see someone get introspective just for everyone to write it off as a joke
irony culture has fucking poisoned the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>5413763
if you're interested in youtubers that actually discuss this kind of thing realistically and on a high level, i recommend isaac arthur

[Anonymous No.]

Not the first time this has come up.https://youtu.be/I9nn5UTBl3w?t=5990

[Anonymous No.]

>>5412069
She seems to have a lot of headaches, and she complains about her slow body.

New rrat. She has cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5413332
I wish Bea would say it herself so I would know if I should COOOONCER or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414095
She has ADHD and a fucked sleeping schedule, that much is not a rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5413972
Bea constantly mixes truth with lies, it's hard to take her completely seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414095
Bea, have you found your meds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5413332
Missed the digits by one. Would have been a very based post.
Truth is, it's a bit of both. A bit of a shitpost, a bit of some existential crisis. I think she loves life, but wishes for something else. She cares, but knows she can do better. That's why she can have fun and doompost at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414159
adhd is a meme specially when self-diagnosed

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414095
It's the coke air, it's not healthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414231
she was prescribed meds, newfagchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414231
>"self diagnosed"
>has prescription meds for it
reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414231
Her doctors did, she even got a college scholarship because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5413972
because its so boring. just a "what-if" talk and doesn't have any value whatsoever

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414394
I wouldn't say boring but yeah it was an interesting enough topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414090

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414077
I'm checking out a video of his and the voice is filtering me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414490
holy shit
it's kaniko

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414231
anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414562
Oh god you're right

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414562

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414538
Yeah, it's an acquired taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414095
fucking hell, another vtuber with cancer. just my luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414538
I like it, it sounds almost like an android. He has a pretty cool life story also.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414562
it's all connected
just how far ahead has she planned!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414231
your life is a meme fucking faggot
(You), hope you die in pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414724
All the way to growing old together with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414562
I think it's her waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414562
This bea is a great youtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414095
I hate this rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/mycxlo

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414758
stop trying to impersonate me

[Anonymous No.]

Please get along with the koopa refugees, they will understand soon, tabun maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414095
If you were an oil balon, you'd know she doesn't have cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414095
get the fuck out with this stupid rrat!

cancer AWAY

I hate it!

[Anonymous No.]

i can't believe Bea committed suicide in minecraft due to crippling body dysmorphia and then laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415004
Hello Bea! Big fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415032
we should treat it by telling her the delusions are real

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414090
A lot of good info in that video. She talks about how she wants to have a 3D model for dancing and she used to dance to hip hop, cheer dance and idol dance in high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415086
kek
I wish I was Bea - I simply hate the idea

[Anonymous No.]

Dads, Bea has tweeted that she's looking for her meds 28 minutes ago and haven't posted since... I'm gonna CONCERN...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414858
I like how Ame's couponposting became an all-around /vt/ meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415384
There could have been old "i danced" videos of Bea on niconico...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415431
Still looking for them

[Anonymous No.]

Dads, would you unironically visit Tokyo and ask her out via DM? If not actually settle over there and get a permanent residence status once married?

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the link to the thing I submit wishes to? I finally thought of something

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415431
What are you talking about? There she is: >>5415428

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415431
oh no no no

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415431

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415533
my kokoro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415431
she tripped and died, it's the only explanation

[Anonymous No.]

>she live in city
>hate real life and wouldn't miss reality
No wonder, city is just shitty version of reality to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415611
https://peing.net/en/beatanichisato

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415428
thanks for coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415680
She trips on her trash 40 times a day, she should be immune to it by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415588
Oh no. I would want to show her cool places if she comes to my country, but I don't want to visit japan, not even mentioning actually live there

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415680
what about overdosing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415682
I like living in a city...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415714
thank you dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415682
I moved out of the city and I hate it there. I want back.

[Anonymous No.]

I would love to visit Tokyo but I don't think I could live there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415722
That's just what I have her say to the police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415431
I am starting to gonzern DDDDD:

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Bea used to reply on twitter to what was said in the thread in realtime? That was cute and I kinda miss it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415440
She's /here/ sometimes. I think it's only fair to make some traditions from her. Plus, she's a natural trendsetter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414095
kek I laughed. Sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415953
Cute to us, and pure unhinged schizo to everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415938

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415588
Only in the sense that I'd want to grab a beer with her somewhere and shoot the shit for a while. I don't think I'd actually want to date her (and I don't think she'd want to date me).
And there's a very real possibility I'd end up offing myself if I moved to Tokyo. City life messes with my brain and I genuinely can't take it for very long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416031
that's what made it great though

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414090
I like watching these old videos knowing what I know now, a lot of things start clicking. Is this the power of a menhera stalker awakening in me? She loves Ted Chiang so she likes to think abstractly tabun maybe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stories_of_Your_Life_and_Others

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415682
I've lived in the country for most of my life, I wish I was in a city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416031
>>5416084
she should us listener chan account for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415588
I'd ask for cool places to visit and she will invite herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416225
>taking a walk with Bea
>without warning she naruto runs away

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415953
We got too schizo. Our retardation angers her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415588
I would ask fer for places and if she wants to join and show me around. Not exactly a date. But it if were to become a date and progress, I would marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416337
DYRBI

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416289
>not simply naruto running behind her

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416289
>she trips

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416378
If it doesn't, I'm not trying hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415588
I'd give it a chance, but moving to japan might be a bit much

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416421
>I trip on her
>my penis accidentally slips into her vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416419
>implying you'd hope to match her ACDC velocity

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416421
>she dies and you get charged with murder

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416421
>over my giant benis

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416461
https://www.thecut.com/2015/12/saudi-millionaire-rape-charge.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416514
>dads hunt you and there's no safe place on Earth

[Anonymous No.]

>Hiroyuki ruined both of our lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416475
>ACDC
*ADHD i'm retarded

[Anonymous No.]

I want to apply my HeadOn directly to her forehead

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416623
no, moot ruined my life. hiroyuki's just picking up the tab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416654
this is a real vintage meme, have not heard it in many years

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416475
I can't believe Bea has ACDC... And even prescription meds for it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416693
There would be no 4chan without 2ch

[Anonymous No.]

>>5412772
There was. I want to fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416719
wow that kinda rocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416654
nostalgia

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416633
s-sasuga...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416742
ok mr semantics

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416712

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415431
False alarm.

[Anonymous No.]

all this talk about ADHD is making me want to visit my psychiatrist again,... uoooohhh.. caffeine isn't cutting it any more dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415431
>>5416941
taking headache meds is code for getting dicked by ___me___

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417063
>40 minutes
Not great, not terrible

[Anonymous No.]

Dads, anyone have her twitch streams archived? I need to do my reps again please.

[Anonymous No.]

You absolute fucking cretin

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417183
Every twitch stream is on youtube except one I think, but she clipped that one herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417192
what did he mean by that

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417192
Bea bug facts

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417192
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417274
the clandestine bugchan board...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417192
>>5417274

[Anonymous No.]

>>5414490
Is this chismographo? I need to do my vod reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415588
No, but I'd let her show me around Tokyo if she still wanted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415588
I'll do it. I'll move to Japan after marrying Beatani. I'll acquire residence status as a second class person where the locals shun me. I'll work a job that pays less than half what it does in my home country so I can be with her and support her every day.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah yeah yeah
Clovers on XP Hill
Yeah yeah yeah
It's just another pill...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416475
I am big fan
>>5416777

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415588
I would leave flowers by her door and run away without saying anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417407
yes

[Anonymous No.]

POV you're getting groomed
https://files.catbox.moe/8v9n8l.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416941
its 4am and I can finally go to sleep now knowing that Bea took her meds and is safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417877
Cute! But she'd catch up by Naruto running towards you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5415588
I've daydreamed about exactly this

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418000
W-why would she want to come up and talk to me?

[Anonymous No.]

What are you planning on sending her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418275
she just wants to taunt and bully you

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1406796478115315716
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani is the kind of bear that'd poke your ribcage randomly

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418310
The usual, teddy bear with a hidden camera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418310
inb4 we have a bjork stalker on our hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418310
shaymin onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418310
gps tracker, cum tribute, and a stuffed pichu

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417183
Yes, I have them all archived. You really aren't missing anything that isn't on youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418310
cummy tissues and old cumrags that I've blown my load into thinking about her

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418310
Nothing because the last thing I want to do is send her something with a return address, nevermind the fact that I have nothing of worth to send her to begin with.
I don't know how Amazon JP really works with gift purchases but I might buy her something that way. Not for streaming just for herself. But I don't know what she'd like to begin with anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I will send a love letter and goods to Bea PO box!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418310
An empty box just so she can see my name and address on the return address.

[Anonymous No.]

sasuga bear
>>5350002

[Anonymous No.]

Dont bother sending your cum jars, they will get seized

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418708
experience?

[Anonymous No.]

>send a package to Bea
>next stream is another google maps adventure except its rating dads' homes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418725
Hell please no

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418310
A local postcard or two. It's not very original but neither am I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418695

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418310
I'd send her just a letter since my country's shipping is retard tier expensive for anything parcel wise. And I'll use my workplace address so she won't know where I live. smugpepe.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418310
Just a package

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418830
dad NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418830
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

My severed genitals. If you want to send something do it quick because she will probably shut it down due to shitposting over international mail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418830
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418725
>she can't even get to my house from the internet because google maps puts it a few miles away and there are no street views for miles
I guess it would be funny to rate some trees though

[Anonymous No.]

This is my way to backdoor cringe DM her! My prayers have been answered!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418830
yes

[Anonymous No.]

This makes sense, so the winners wouldn't have a return address.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418830
DANJARASU

[Anonymous No.]

There are people in this very thread who know her PO box maybe tabun

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419047
anon there are people in this very thread who already have her nudes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418988
good luck dad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419075
Has Bea even taken nude pictures of herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418310
A custom made dildo of my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419047
Nooo my plan to get her address from the birthday contest letter, FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Bea be my pen pal onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419106
not until the chad DM dads won her over

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419098
Going to have to cancel my wish in the anonymous submission because it has already been granted. I believe in Bea magic!

[Anonymous No.]

What is Beatani's favorite Beatani meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419106
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419145
This message was typed by bear paws and it is 100% true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419106
no but I have

[Anonymous No.]

do you choose to be a boring dad because you don't want meaningful interaction with her? Or can you not be interesting even when hiding behind an internet persona?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417225
>Every twitch stream is on youtube except one I think,
which one?

[Anonymous No.]

How long are tanabata wishes generally? Is it just basic shit like "I want to be rich and happy and have a huge dick", or can they be more elaborate than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419307
Some people have years of using internet only trough 4chan, which can make any non anymous interaction feels like a struggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419336
the one thats not on youtube

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418830
FUG :DDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419361
I sent her one that's like 20 sentences of pure horny cringe. Bea, I'm asking you again. Please DON'T read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419307
what the fuck does "interesting" even mean? Fireworks arc was just some massive bottom being really pathetic all the time. what are we supposed to do, be sad and gay like that guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419361
I just said I wanted money

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419379
I just checked something, I see them.
Holy fucking shit I am an absolute retard I wanna die now and never show up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419307
I have my own life

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419361
There are usually just a single sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419425

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419307
I can be interesting, it's just hard to be constantly interesting and replying and it's just too bothersome to be an active dad. Just let me rot away and disappear

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419423
reply guys aren't interesting, just talking to someone doesn't mean you're interesting.
I'm talking about the dads who are keeping conversations with her via dms, are getting daily messages from her, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419425
>>5419479
Boring. :(

[Anonymous No.]

What's going on now she's asking for something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419527
bea you gotta stop baiting in the threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419527
those exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419654
I wouldn't say daily, maybe twice a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419654
i'll dm her when i want and only if i feel like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419654
yes, Bea said she wants to make 1000 *friends*. Friends have conversations, keep up to date with each other, etc. Its not just liking tweets and watching videos.
If this is surprising to you, then you're probably not one of her friends, just a fan (not that there's anything wrong with that)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419732
this was typed by cucked troopa hands

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C377nonHHwk

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419732
>>5419527
this >>5419642

[Anonymous No.]

dick penis tabun chinko maybe ka na

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419732
dunbar's number
she should give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419808
thanks for saving the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419808
bea???

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419808
bear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419808
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419808
raising a glass to that

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419808
Let's talk about Bea's dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419916
it's delicious and the perfect size and shape for pulverizing prostates

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419307
>>5419732

I'm a super boring person unless talking about the only thing I like and actually know about which is engineering/programming. I don't think she'd be interested in DMing about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419916
It's reserved for Shaymin and Tails only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419916
wouldn't mind swallowing it if it's from Bea/10
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419916
imagine its throbbing veins

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419916
It's the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419916
please , i want her to grow a dick and fuck me uooohhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419916
barbed or twirly? i think its gonna be both

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420021
duck penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419955
maybe I would though dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419732
Ohh so you're the guy we make fun of with bea in the group DM, I'm glad you're still posting here too

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419916
How much smegma do you think she has?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419916
It's so long she has to roll it up like a garden hose and keep it in a backpack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419916

[Anonymous No.]

Bea sounds like your average person going through their mid life crisis
Except the added menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420093
none but you can find an occasional pube stuck in the foreskin

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419916
It's not as big as you would think but she really knows how to make it hurt. I look like I have cerebral palsy when I walk now.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish my dick was as big as Bea's

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420112
mid life crisis at 25, more like quarter life crisis. though I guess being a teen mom must have been hard. I wonder how her kids are doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420112
Her mid life crisis would have been at 13.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420181
I'm glad I was here to see her final months anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420110
Boner alert

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419307
This is a really weird question. I guess it's closer to the latter - I've never really seen it as something to practice doing and it's not something I do naturally. It's easier to go unnoticed most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420177
Don't worry she likes cute boys with tiny dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420110
I want to snap it in half

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420229
>>5420181
Bea, don't forget to send the letter before you end your life, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420112
More like an end of life crisis

[Anonymous No.]

I’ll drop her soon although I’m one of her favorite oil balons. If you wanted to read our conversations, I wouldn’t care about doing that.

Dads, it’s up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5418310
My used baggy pantsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420284
man, thats fucked up. good luck bea, we're here for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420309
reveal the DMs pussy, you wont

[Anonymous No.]

>>5419916
Imagine big and veiny beatani cock.

Imagine the pleasure she would feel after you pull her 7 days unwashed tight foreskin phimosis and massage her futa glans with your hands and tongue.

Imagine your gag reflex while she is pushing her cock into your throat, supressing you with all her force, pure primal animal lust just to use you like a pussy toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420309
fuck off but don't stop sending her money

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420309
I WILL save her. Don't you worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420378
>reveal the DMs pussy, you wont

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420447
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420447
kek fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420447
Laughed too hard at this

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420309
newipchama..

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420395
schmexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420395
fuck, you almost made me lust for cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420490
why would we post in the threads when he can talk to bea directly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404300
why did bea become menhera suddenly near the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420309
post twitter or no balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420548
>become

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420447
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420548
>become

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420569
>>5420575
oh no no no the hivemind is forming

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420548
>le tired bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420598
>forming

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420598
>become

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420598
forming?

[Anonymous No.]

What is Bea having for lunch today? Beer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420690
lager

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420378
Before she started boring ark, we continued to contact via DM each other. Even she said “I love you” in Japanese however I wasn’t able to take it well.

Perhaps she is reading this thread now and try to attract me again. Damn bear, it doesn’t work anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420710
Yeah ales are a bit heavy for lunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420718
Ogey. Now make a vid of you scrolling. Shouldn't be too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420718
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1406504793267261441

humuhumu

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420718
>7100 IQ editing a real screenshot to look fake 4d chess

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420718
that's a dangerous line there, be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420548
It was actually a brief moment of clarity peaking through the bear dementia, please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420784
never heard this guy before

[Anonymous No.]

Why did all the posting stop? are we coping now?

[Anonymous No.]

Does she shave her balls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420871
sorry, sliding into Bea's DMs rn

[Anonymous No.]

why are some dads so against the idea that Bea has favorites she enjoys talking to?
She's more than free to talk and associate with whoever she wants, you're not entitled to anything just because you watch all her streams or like all her tweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420784
It's not him, look for the ones who use true apostrophes/smart quotes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420871
no one's falling for the bait. gotta try harder than that bea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420784
who?
>>5420871
of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420871
Sorry, most of this thread has been me and Bea samefagging. She gave me a cute smirk and I decided to fuck her right then and there. We're done now.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/_arTachi/status/1406810520087371777
this is just making me remember an image I used to have that was a picture of a desktop with an error message saying something like "You've fallen in love with a computer" but now I can't find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420871
Anon give me a break, I've already posted 200 times in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing you can do to stop me you kuso kuma!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421006
It's pretty obvious that's your sockpuppet account, bea. You're not fooling anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420878
nope, not today hairfags

[Anonymous No.]

Don't fucking threaten me, I will do it. Not for her, but for all you dads out there. I will be your voice in this menhera hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420284
Great

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421070
fuck off spacer, you had your fill last time

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421070
Share the link to trusted dads, that way Bea won't be able to get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421070
BEA YOU'RE NOT MY OSHI ANYMORE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421070
The fuck is this. I'm retarded please explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421070
NOOOO I WAS GOING TO BE THE STREAMER DAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421036
Obvious. No one other than bea uses Twitter in Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421070
Start Streaming
Start Streaming
Start Streaming
Start Streaming
Start Streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421070
do this >>5421110
it would fucking kill her and be hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421070
LET'S COLLAB DAD I will make myself an avatar too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421070
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421163
>>5421110
Please do this. This kusogaki needs a taste of her own medicine

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421070
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421070
I’M GONNA NEED TONS OF MONEY UOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421070
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421122
dad debut

[Anonymous No.]

https://voca.ro/13QyRSY5fxwz
presented without context

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421070
whoever you are anon, we need you to collab with beatani ASAP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421235
>>5421142
You want another spacer situation? Please stop before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421250
Dad, why is your voice so sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421250
bea! suck this man's dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421265
it's THE oil balon tabun maybe

[Anonymous No.]

the prophecy of the koppa poster is getting closer every day, the end will be when we least expect it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421250
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421250
oh this is getting good. I can't wait for the fallout of /yah/ it's getting closer and closer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421285
shut the fuck up, maybe I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421250
Dad. How much should I pay for it…

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421285
Why wouldn't I want a spacer situation? Its great as long as I get to be spacer

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421250
shit voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421250
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421250
I will fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421250
This reminds me, what happened to clover club singalong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421333
thanks mate I can at least trust one of you isn't bea or a koopa refugee

[Anonymous No.]

/yah/ right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421250
I could only endure two seconds

[Anonymous No.]

bea is koopa 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421070

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421396
i resign my body to bea

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421420
bea is to koopa what MGS2 is to MGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421420
bea will blow koopa out of the water once she's done

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421420
>bea learns about the koopa yab
>the new arc has begun
>fireworks was just the beginning
>the tweets she made (and deleted) were all true

[Anonymous No.]

bea-chama do you shave your pubes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421396
that's adorable
also I'm going down with /yah/ I NEED to see how this shit ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421070
I can only wish you the worst, die

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421471
With her lifestyle, I very highly doubt it. Maybe once a couple months if they start really getting in the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421420
>Do you think that's how you crash and burn a community, Koopa?
>Look at this!
>New arc starts

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421468
what fireworks? i can't keep up

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421471
Hold up let me ask her directly

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421420
When did it first dawn on you? I'm fairly certain that she's actually in that listener-chan discord that was created in the first few /yah/ threads. It's only a matter of time now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421396
shut the fuck up furfag. fucking idiot think its funny fucking animals. go clean your room and talk to people, fucking nigger. theres a reason why society looks down on you and being furfag isnt the only one. dumbfuck, shouldve been aborted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421235
Fuck, we can't let him do it without competition, where is the russian dad debut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421544
i remember being asleep when that was made and i'm surprised it doesn't come up as often as it could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421420
We've already seen yabs you can't even imagine, you dumb troopa.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's collab dads. We only share it to other dads and have fun together,

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421572
Bea x Sekksu-san collab when

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421513
no1 replyguy

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421641
would she be jealous if dads built a community around each other and not her

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421641
Create that Discord now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421671
>if

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421671
Definitely

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421396
thank you, I will never trust anyone again

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421568
meds onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421514
>he didn't get the cunny pic DMs

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421646
anon...... sekksu died

[Anonymous No.]

I may have had a private convo with bea
I may have never sent her a dm
Even though she doesn't follow me on twitter
Even though she doesn't even know my username
Even though she wouldn't notice if I never watched another one of her streams
I *know* that we have an important relationship, because... um... we just do alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421671
actual possibility of her becoming an hero

[Anonymous No.]

How easy is it to do a PNG tube or free rig stream? I would do a collab with dads for the lulz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421641
>Bea impersonates a dad and gets in, the voice changer is obvious and she drops her spaghetti

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421717
sekksu-san...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421671
dumb question

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421568
>fucking idiot think its funny fucking animals
I don't think it's funny. It makes me hard.
>theres a reason why society looks down
You are watching a polar bear vtuber. You must be a furry too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421652
nah I think there's bigger replyguys, he's just the one she responds to the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421671
/yah/craft server when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421731
drop the "may", then i believe you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421753
easy as hell. OBS is free software.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421765
polar mesugaki hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421799
>>5421731
it was a typo
>I may have *never* had a private convo with bea

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421612
The only reason it doesn't come up is just because linking it would require a new link. The dynamic of threads of changed drastically since then. The only reason why every dad didn't get in, was because of a unanimous no. Even still, I'm sure bea peaked in at the very least. If the thread was ever linked with one that isn't expired, I bet my left nut most of the dads would go in. It is what it is. /yah/ will keep shitposting and bea will keep trying to change topics so people don't doompost. We'll see when she actually fucks a fan if everything will go to shit. Hypothetically, just in case the worst of the worst did happen, I'm still glad to have experienced this unique chuuba.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421792
we NEED to do this. I would definitely stream it.

[Anonymous No.]

its easier to spot the boring dads because they want to collab together and have a team effort, they know they don't stand a chance on their

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420718
The bear made this screenshot by messaging herself from the Listener-chan account. Don't ask me how I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421871
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421881
How do you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421879
*on their own

[Anonymous No.]

Majsoul Friends Room 54942(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=54942

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421867
It is what it is, but you aren't wrong. I would go in a dads' discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421903
what did he mean by that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421881
I mean, it's pretty obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421930
I will never play mahjong

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421964
sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421941
This except my dick is the ventilator tube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421941
What sick JAV is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421930
seriously? this is what you picked? mahjong? kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421985
sekkusu-san!?...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421948
>I would go in a dads' discord.
I know, we shitposted it into reality after all. It's weird how we will shitpost everything into reality. It seems like resistance in these threads have been long gone for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421867
I believe she joined that discord as listener-chan tabun maybe?
probably to see if enough recognizable dads came in to justify making an official one, but that's just my rrat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

why are these threads slowly becoming creepier by the day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422050
this is eerily accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421903
Fuck you letherman

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422041
>its a amazing that someone hit the 'make server' button in discord and posted an invite in a thread
woah....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422055
Because she's becoming creepier by the day too

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422055
it's the fault of faggots who want attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422055
a mix of bored dads and very clear influence by a menhera bear. also koopa refugees and the occasional WVT raids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422081
Who are you quoting.

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani's lips

[Anonymous No.]

bea please fix your community, tell your dads to stop being so cringe and schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422100
I'm really not trying to start shit. I just like a lot of the people in the community that I speak to, and it gets annoying having to use Twitter like a high schooler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422055
More dads keep leaving so I have to post more to entertain myself. My grasp on reality erodes further each day. I WILL be the last dad standing and Bea WILL fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

Almost all of the accusations of someone being bea have been against (me) and I'm sorry to disappoint you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422154
Don't worry Bea

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422154
proof or btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422132
please please please fuck off. nobody wants you here

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422041
we haven't shitposted bea's fluffy cunny on my face into reality, yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422154
it's okay bea, we'll get you next time tabun maybe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422154
So you can impersonate Bea well enough to fool me, her lover? I will put a wig on you and have two Beas as pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421917
Don't ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421765
retarded nigger. take your meds and please die. the fuck you think watching a vtuber makes me want to be like her? please talk to your parents, hopefully they realize their daughter need to be in a grave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422188
working on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422179
If I'm bea I'll post proof that all the rrats belong to me to her twitter
If no proof is posted, it proves I'm not bea

[Anonymous No.]

so this bear
>showers too often
>diagnosed mental deficient
>turns the community against itself at every opportunity
>has a favorite replyguy
>DMs nudes to oil balons
>wants to fuck a furry
>christmas cake
>Imaginary sister
>practically a schizo
is your oshi???

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422100
>Koopa Refugees
Anons were doomposting about this stuff before koopa's situation. Now, it's just a confirmation of the inevitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422136
As opposed to discord like a high schooler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422181
make me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422154
Please have sex with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422236
I'm not some dumb wotanigger, so I don't use the term oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422236
>showers too often
of course not, what a thing to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422226
You like polar bear
You want to fuck polar bear
Admit it you are a furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422226
At this point I think every poster is Bea, especially (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422233

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422055
The days of nukumority are long gone! The bear has gone from mostly wholesome with a sprinkle of menhera to mostly menhera with a sprinkle of wholesome!
The threads reflect that

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422251
i wish im a high schooler

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422100
threads are full of schizo and creeps, what happened to the comf

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422320
>from mostly wholesome
When did that ever happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422320
risuna reflects oshi tabun maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422236
well duh
t. her favorite replyguy oil balon

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422320
I don't want the community to die...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422320
the viewer reflects the audience

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422252
i can only ask nicely. enjoy your stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421070
Oh so it was you she was referencing I think! What a coincidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422394
Oh no no no

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422320
The last few streams have been pretty comfy. These threads are just always cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

Took this picture because it reminded me of XP Hill but my dirty windows kinda ruined it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422394
I WANT TO BELIEB

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422394

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422394
I guess this is it...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, do we start coping now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422394
A+ for effort. heres a cookie but i ate it already. sorry....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422394
refresh the page

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422394
Now we're cooking with gas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422394
>**** doesn't want
She never asked me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5404300
Bea pls dont put your brain in a jar - it will make it hard to hug you?
>>5420548
have you never once contemplated life anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422394
inspect elementchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422471
Oh nononono

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422394

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422394

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422440
every hill is xp hill to you?

[Anonymous No.]

Having a giggle right now

[Anonymous No.]

thanks for the namedrop kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422394
I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422394
delete this

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422440
Dadchama your windows...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422511
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

how much you guys wanna bet this actually gets bea concerned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422233
looks like I've successfully proved I'm not bea

[Anonymous No.]

just a reminder that you shouldn't belieb anything you see no matter how much effort went into making it look legit

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422549
Why would it? She's the one who posted it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422469
this is good enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422555
wait... i don't think it works like that, bea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422471
You poor bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422549
Its not, she enjoys my rrats. She uses some of them during streams too

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422549
0, she would probably encourage a cirme if it means it makes life a bit more fun

[Anonymous No.]

Why didn't you namedrop me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422564
shameful for dads if true

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422549
she literally references some of my shitposts sometimes. No one is safe. Threads are supposed to be a chaotic cesspool.

[Anonymous No.]

山

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422603
you're her boytoy, she never saw you as a real contender

[Anonymous No.]

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that kuma
Used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my way
I'd lock her Twitter on that day
And maybe they'd be happy for a while

But that feed, it made me shiver
Constant shitposts on her Twitter
Schizos in the /yah/ threads
Nukumority almost dead
All the dads were really shocked
When anon got his Twitter blocked
Countless rrats they would concoct
The day the Goslings died

So bye-bye to the based Kumagai
Second guessin', /yah/ was stressin' as I spammed the F5
And them good ol' dads were spreading bullshit and lies
Sayin', "Is this thread the final yabai?
Is this thread the final yabai?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422603
can't keep beating a dead horse. Sorry fireworkschama your arc is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422394
delet it!

DELETE IT NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422631
absolutely trash bars. cringe

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/3GxUQ322jbY

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422543
It was after work and it rained... Should've gone outside to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422549
I think the only thing that would make her concern is if someone leaked an actual DM that had sensitive info
otherwise it's just shitposting, rrats and funny drama the whole way down

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422585
Same, i'm one of those who got access to OpenAI's GPT-3, so i'm generating her topics to talk about and interesting rrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422631
good job, mate

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm actually falling in love. Maybe it's already too late. The distance between us just amplifies my feelings for her because over the internet you never really know who somebody is, and I can imagine her as being perfect to fill in all the blanks. It hurts to think that she might not even be real, and just a made up personality to entertain, shit she could even despise me if she ever actually acknowledged my existence in the first place. I always try and call out to her in the chat with sweet messages, compliments, and a cute emote, but she doesn't respond. I've never even been in love with a real girl let alone a girl on the internet so my heart never knows how to feel recently because this kind of relationship isn't natural and my body only feels sick when I think about it. God fucking damn it I hate this feeling of hopelessness I got since finding out about her, but I can't live without the butterflies she gives me every time I see her. She's amazing, talented, cool, cute, and we'll never EVER be together. Every stream I tune in to find out more about her, I spam F5 on Twitter in case something new appears, I browse the thread and get super defensive when others criticize her. It's fucked, I'm fucked, I just wanted to have fun watching a vtuber, not get catapulted between heaven and hell every few hours. Go ahead and laugh, call me whatever, turn me into pasta, but I can't even deny at this point that I love Chihiro. No this is not a joke. Beatani already has so many established and dedicated fans I know there's no chance with her, so this just kind of happened. I used to love Bea, but as time went on and I learned more and more, I had a change of heart. They say if your love is real you'd never fall in it again, so I accept it, sad as it is. Even if she isn't real I think that would be fine, maybe even better for me because I'd at least know the truth and just fucking kill myself. I hope this post doesn't negatively impact Beatani in any way but I feel like this had to come out, and I know I'm not the only one feeling this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422694
I will leak her shoe size, that will show everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422394
>no reaction from Bea to this leak
It's real and she's busy doing damage controle in DMs

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422694
>>5422585
>>5422592
>>5422616
she still took the numberfag bait though

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422700
>aidungeon went to shit before we could get a beatani stream
pain gao

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate these threads and I hate all of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422732
based chihiro lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422631
vocaroo it, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422774
What happened? They toned down the sex stuff or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422743
I would love to be a fly on the wall if that were true. A huge meltdown among the favorites and the ones who thought they were favorites all happening in secret behind the scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Bea because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Bea also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in games she plays and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Bea is like my dreamgirl she has a :D face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love Bea and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422743
i think she's unironically gone to work and will have to deal with this/'''deal with this''' when she gets out

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422778
>noooooo, stop reminding me that this japanese girl I've never talked to isn't actually my girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422778
you can go back to your koopa threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422759
thats because its true

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422815
This reads like a note from a horror game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422833
She'd should still be shitposting right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422815
not sure if shitpost. pretty advanced stuff if so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422774
https://rentry.co/remember-what-they-took-from-you
tl;dr yes, and in the process ruined everything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422394
Honestly some anons mimick bea's speech pattern pretty well

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422815
im a guy but i can have sex with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422815
>animes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422774
Visit /vg/aids/, there are a ton of alternatives
>>5422805
>▶ WHAT HAPPENED TO AI DUNGEON?
>https://rentry.co/remember-what-they-took-from-you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422833
She's laughing her nopan ass off and naruto running around her room right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422885
oops, meant to reply to >>5422805

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422845
I’m in the DMs

>>5422846
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422916
>Latitude implements filters to protect one dimensional text children from abuse
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/zkZ1OS6ivmw
Bye /yah/

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422916
>>5422885
>giving 2D drawings rights wasn't enough, let's protect lines of text as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>5423004
the future is looking pretty bright right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422789
https://voca.ro/1h8Zlrr724VV

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422885
>>5422774
I never understood the concept of that game so I have no clue what they exactly took from you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5423003
Nice reference, but STD was cringe and SotS was pure AIDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5422885
>>5422916
Puritans man. Can't let anyone have fun.

>>5423054
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>all this arguing on twatter or /here/
u guys be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEpKhqV5D4I

[Anonymous No.]

>>5423078
based brainletchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>5423078
how about now

[Anonymous No.]

>>5423122
what the hell is a takodachi doing in yah?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQK5eF_puo

[Anonymous No.]

>>5423054
based gigachad. i fucking love it.

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>>5423122
Niiice. Too bad it's gone.

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you guys are actually going mental over an inspected element DM? The contents of it don't even make any sense.

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>>5423122
Kinda scuffy tbqfhwy.

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>>5423188
thanks

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>>5423195
>he beliebs the reactions
foolish dadchama

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>>5423163
theres some takodachi since the beginning

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>>5423195
wait, it's not real?!

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>>5423195
She could fuck on stream and you would say it's inspect element.

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>>5423195
Based bear weeding out the weak just like she said on the stream

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>>5423253
She was inspecting my element.

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>>5423195
manufactured outrage. there's no way you're this new...

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Polar bears are toxic. Never eat their livers.
https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/will-you-die-if-you-eat-a-polar-bears-liver/#:~:text=Bears%20and%20seals%20have%20generally,the%20most%20of%20any%20animal.&text=The%20entire%20liver%20contains%20enough,would%20last%20you%20143%20years!

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>>5423226
are you a musician?

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>>5423329
no just a little drunk

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>>5423339
cheers

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>>5423054
I expected rap and was pleasantly surprised

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>>5423163
one of the original artdads is a takodachi

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I'm having a good time. You having a good time?

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Good evening fathers, mothers, siblings, and acquaintances. I am the one who goes by the name of Kumagai Chisato, but please, refer to me as Beatani.

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>>5423476

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>>5423476
I'm having a horrendous time every time and I keep coming back for more

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>>5423476
no

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>>5423476
this is the best thread yet

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>>5423476
I browse every day hoping to see a new narrative and today I was disappointed. Everyone is skeptical. Thread drama might work better if there was some cooldown to lower the guard of dads.

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>>5423164
fake and gay, but real life representation of true menhera

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>>5423494
Ohayou gozaimasu.

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>>5423476

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>>5423476
No, she was everything I had

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The Japanese are indirect, her stream today was insinuating that we should kill ourselves.

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>>5423476
No one has actually debunked the leak, unlike last time. Now, that video will forever be in every anon's mind. That there is a serious group going on behind the scenes. Heh, I wonder what they're all up to. I wonder what servers they're setting up behind the scenes.

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>>5423476
yeah, sure

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>>5423583
>behind the scenes
it's a literal twitter circlejerk

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>>5423521
i think this is the expected reaction.... bea doesn't commit fully, so we got premature conclusion

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roller coaster indeed

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>>5423583
Do you want me to self-post and tell you that it's fake? Cause it is.

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>>5423581
plausible rrat, this is a cult after all

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>>5423297
kek

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>>5423605
>literal twitter circlejerk
The DMs dadchama. I'll talking about the DMs

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>>5423521
I've been laughing my fucking ass off since that video was posted and everything else has not disappointed thus far. God I love these threads. It's always something.

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>>5423581
>her stream today was insinuating that we should kill ourselves.
dafuq u mean fgt, i thought shes telling me to do this everyday or her voices in my head wao

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>>5423496
fuck you, too!

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>>5423476
I missed her stream again... I thought being a nightshift eurodad would be perfect to catch her stream but I thought wrong...

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>>5423297
take your god damn (You) faggot

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I SERIOUSLY AM SO MUCH IN LOVE WITH BEATANI1111!!!1!1!1!11!!11!1!1!1! I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE HER SIDE EVER11111111!1!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!!

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>>5423710
suck my element fag

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