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Previous Thread: >>53722937

>> No.53741929 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.53741942 [DELETED] 
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https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1681453024194232324

>> No.53741941
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gay mer girl...

>> No.53741973
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my wife

>> No.53742030

>>53741929
Based Gurass poster.

>> No.53742040

>wake up exactly at 8
I'm blessed

>> No.53742044
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.53742047

YOU GUYS REALIZE THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE?! those are the exact headphones, holy shit

>> No.53742048

Gura's MASSIVE head

>> No.53742063

Freshly made Gawr goob. Straight directly into my mouth. Gura is so excited for literal baby game. We're back flash game bros. She's not sponsored by the way. Had to get headphones custom made to fit around her giant head.

>> No.53742092

Gura doesn't know how difficult this game can get if you're bad at games

>> No.53742114

what headphones called?

>> No.53742117
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53742117

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.53742132

>>53741929
would

>> No.53742153

>>53742092
That's not relevant because this is Gawr good at games Gura

>> No.53742160

>>53742047
they don't look like it

>> No.53742180

>>53741942
you fucked it up so you are now banned from posting this ritual post and someone else will now be posting it instead

>> No.53742198

>>53742092
this might be one of those things that she's freakishly good at for no apparent reason

>> No.53742200

Can't say goopie. Sounds close to poopie.

>> No.53742209

>>53742092
The baby games are always the hardest

>> No.53742216
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>>53742180
No, get your own

>> No.53742226
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53742226

I love Gura the most!

>> No.53742238

GOOPER

>> No.53742265

I can never get over how cute she sounds ToT

>> No.53742278

i hate chat

>> No.53742276
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53742276

accurate

>> No.53742299

Why does it have kingdom hearts shoes

>> No.53742307

goop goopington goopa II

>> No.53742309

>>53742226
Something about this image is not right, maybe proportions?

>> No.53742331

Is Gura packing a dumpy? Yes.

>> No.53742373

>sometimes you guys draw me with a really fat tail

>> No.53742380

FAT TAIL MENTION

>> No.53742383

Fat tail mentioned

>> No.53742409
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>> No.53742414
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Great now I'm hard

>> No.53742437

NOT ENTIRELY BALD
MUFFBUDS WE WON

>> No.53742440
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53742440

YEAH

>> No.53742458

Gura doesn't want to be bald. She doesn't want to cater to your fantasy.

>> No.53742483

Dosent want to be bald TuT

>> No.53742496
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based

>> No.53742505

>>53742216
you will pay for this disrespect in the most devastating way possible prepare for anguish and despair

>> No.53742512

I would unironically watch her in CC for 8 hours saying "aaahhh this is cute" to every other option

>> No.53742521

>>53742309
The cranium is too large, even for Gura.

>> No.53742524

Why is she so sexual

>> No.53742535

GURA BLACKFACE

>> No.53742551

>talks about being not cute
>moves over to black skin

>> No.53742559

Kasane Teto mention. Gura never looks cute in character creation. She doesn't want to be perceived as old.

>> No.53742620
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So fucking cute

>> No.53742625

Is this an unarchived stream? Why???

>> No.53742657
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>> No.53742661

based natural gura

>> No.53742676

Is it love that makes me want to cum all over her 3D model's face?

>> No.53742683

Gura you literally listed out your skincare items and the makeup you use in the Girls Talk stream

>> No.53742687

is gura... you know...

>> No.53742708

wait did y'all see that side-to-side wiggle she did?? that was a very cute mannerism

>> No.53742711

>>53742687
My wife? Yeah

>> No.53742716

Goopington's got a new job. We're making it big.

>> No.53742719

she missed the white hair option because it blends in with the background

>> No.53742720

>look at chat
>WHY YOU DON'T PLAY ONLY UP?
Greys are the fucking worst, and there are people who want to give them memberships.

>> No.53742726

Her character kinda cute would fug

>> No.53742725
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>>53742687
My wife? Yes!

>> No.53742740
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>> No.53742742

>>53742687
a slime girl? yrah

>> No.53742748

>>53742620
What program is she using?

>> No.53742764 [SPOILER] 
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>>53742720
what chat?

>> No.53742772

>>53742687
shark shark

>> No.53742779

>>53742748
hololives proprietary 3D software or some shit like that

>> No.53742788
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>>53742725
>>53742711

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53742795

live2d > 3d

>> No.53742803

Gura isn't reading instructions for this kids game. She'll be fine....

>> No.53742815
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53742815

look at this dumb child

>> No.53742828

>>53742795
Correct opinion.

>> No.53742834

She's being too erotic making this first milkshake.

>> No.53742836

>>53742779
I see. Looks like some face tracking thing.

>> No.53742855

>>53742836
That's because that's exactly what it is

>> No.53742863

>spills cream everywhere

>> No.53742874

She thinks that looks good and she heard the minecraft sound effect there.

>> No.53742895

God I want to licker an ice cream sundae off of guras body

>> No.53742925

>game says 97
>she says 93%
does she not know her numbers?

>> No.53742955

>too much chocolate is bad???
>you are incorrecto

>> No.53742954

>>53742925
she was reading one of the options at the bottom

>> No.53742958

>>53742795
id agree if her model wasnt so janky. her 3d model is so nice

>> No.53742959

Gura says you are incorrect saying too much chocolate is bad.

>> No.53742970
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53742970

Papa's freezeria? more like Papa's diarrhea!

>> No.53742978

Gura hates vanilla...

>> No.53742996

Gura is using vanilla to mean vanilla porn when she actually likes the flavor vanilla again. Been a while.

>> No.53742998

>>53742795
True and sharkpilled

>> No.53742997

GURA HATES V4ANILIA HENTAI

>> No.53743001
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>>53742788
Yes!

>> No.53743006

gura only wants to do kinky stuff

>> No.53743009

vanilla>chocolate
Sorry gooba, but you're wrong on this one

>> No.53743012

>too much chocolate is never bad
>I hate vanilla, I hate vanilla
on no, human bros, we lost to the blacks

>> No.53743016

>gura hates vanilla and loves chocolate
>I love vanilla and hate chocolate
We are a match made in heaven. I can eat all the vanilla and Gura can eat all the choco

>> No.53743019

Gura loves NTR confirmed

>> No.53743033

>>53742997
She wants both the femdom and domination loss tags, along with nakadashi

>> No.53743038

Gira likes rape, ryona and guro

>> No.53743045

>>53743009
Depends on what it's being used for but if we're talking about just ice cream by itself yes vanilla is superior.

>> No.53743060

the problem with vanilla is that it is the simplest possible form of ice cream. You can't hide behind unnecessary richness of ingredients. If your ice cream isn't actually good it's going to be obvious.
otoh a really good vanilla is to die for.

>> No.53743062

>73%
gura..

>> No.53743071

Gura hates vanilla. Got a 4 dollar tip for extra oreos.

>> No.53743073

>>53743009
no youre wrong

>> No.53743083

>weekly pay is $100
>that's more than enough!

>> No.53743084

Just got home has she made the cum shake yet?

>> No.53743088

>>53743019
Size difference, loli, mind control, ntr, cuck, rape, mind break

>> No.53743089

SHE GOOMIN

>> No.53743113

>>53743009
Based. Gonna scoop some into a bowl right now.

>> No.53743118

>>53743083
affluenza shark girl needs correction.

>> No.53743127
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>>53743009
You're not just wrong you're stupid&stinky.

>> No.53743144

>>53743009
Completely contextual. Only sociopaths eat vanilla alone.

>> No.53743157

Gura wants to shoot babies with her goo. Thats a bit too young even for me Gura

>> No.53743158

I think Gura would really piss on your cock if she is in the mood.

>> No.53743160

>can i take my pants off?

>> No.53743159

she's completely forgotten what it's like to be a low income earner, huh...

>> No.53743172

Gura knows how to shoot the goop. She's actually a better shooter in this than the other shooters she's played so far. Gura should take her pants off.

>> No.53743176

>>53743038
>guro
Das kinda gay I prefer gura

>> No.53743182

>game has a create your character
>tries to take her pants off

>> No.53743183

>>53743009

Strawberry> Vanilla >Chocolate>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mint

>> No.53743214

>Country
Gura?

>> No.53743218

>The country of Utah

>> No.53743227

>>53743183
Impressive, you managed to be even more wrong.
mint chip > POWER GAP > all
In fact you just reminded me that the last time I decided to stop for ice cream mint chip was literally the only flavor they ran out of. Bastards

>> No.53743234

>>53743214
>>53743218
What does she know that we don't

>> No.53743256

GURA IS SECRETLY LEADING A UTAH SECCESION MOVMENT

>> No.53743281

>>53743234
Gura is very smart and only failed her states and capitals name test in the 4th grade by 49 points.

>> No.53743285

>>53743183
Banana>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Strawberry> Vanilla >Chocolate>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mint

>> No.53743287

>>53743234
UTAH WILL RISE

>> No.53743291

>>53743158
Honestly she can piss wherever she wants I'll gladly clean it up.

>> No.53743294

Utah is not a country. Gura getting lost in the game a usual, though this shouldn't be too hard.

>> No.53743296

>>53743183
I think you got your symbol mixed up. The open side should be pointing to the better one not the worse one.

>> No.53743297

GURA IS THE SHADOW LEADER BEHIND THE LDS CHURCH

>> No.53743321

she's gooin' great

>> No.53743385
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>ASSAULT LAKE

>> No.53743386

all this arguing over basic bitch flavors. Get yourselves some butterscotch and awaken to true divinity.

>> No.53743390

Gura not amused by Utah's salt lakes. She fulfilled Utah's order and got a perfect 100.

>> No.53743397

>its stoopid and annoying and i hate it

>> No.53743406

>>53743386
ok grandma

>> No.53743432

>>53743386
Tiger tail is a good one, too. One of my personal favourites is the blue bubblegum one with the actual chunks of bubblegum in it. When I got to marble slab I usually get something fruity with skor chunks in it.

>> No.53743434
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Utah is a sovereign nation!

>> No.53743437

My name is iggy btw

>> No.53743455

>hates vanilla
>hates pink lemonade
>hates banana

>> No.53743475

Bananas are for old people.

>> No.53743476

>banana is old people food
does gura hate old people or something?

>> No.53743497

You are like a little baby. Watch this
Raspberry Ripple > Strawberry Cheesecake > High quality Strawberry > Chocolate Brownie > Cherry Chocolate > Mint Choc > Cookies & Cream > Chocolate > Strawberry > Vanilla

>> No.53743514

>hot grapes
I understood that reference

>> No.53743521

Gura does not like banana flavored things. Gura is giving Iggy her big goo. Banana is old person food to Gura. Talked to staff what would you eat that's hot. A hot grape would be weird.

>> No.53743528

>>53743455
she's autistic and it overstimulates her

>> No.53743542

I'm gonna hotly grape gura

>> No.53743546
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>>53743455
>Likes chocolate

>> No.53743548

>>53743432
You must been 18+ to be here children

>> No.53743575

>>53743475
>>53743476
She just doesn't know men can jack off with banana peels.

>> No.53743583
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>she read my Hot grape comment
happy day

>> No.53743592

>>53743548
Nigger I'm 30 years the fuck old lol. What's your favourite flavour?

>> No.53743599

Gura bans fiesty customers...

>> No.53743612

Man these order details on how bad you do. That is so picky. Banana too far to the right. Really?

>> No.53743664

>>53743546
what flavor is that popsicle supposed to be? seal?

>> No.53743673

>>53743432
>liquorish flavor
kill yourself

>> No.53743686

>everything returns to goob

>> No.53743688

Are you made of goo?

>> No.53743706

Spongebob reference. The guy who orders the burger with no pickles. Gura ran out of time to try to grimace shake.

>> No.53743711

[sad news] gura did not celebrate grimace's birthday

>> No.53743724

>>53743664
I imagine its chocolate and chum

>> No.53743755

>>53743711
Gura HATES Grimace

>> No.53743772

>52%

>> No.53743776
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>>53743476
Gura is literally Mike Stoklasa!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGPDq_5hNs8

>> No.53743780

Gura is going to cry because a baby game was mean to her

>> No.53743788

>>53743724
I imagine it's my cum, that's why she looks disgusted

>> No.53743807

literal child

>> No.53743813

is chat really delayed for anyone else?

>> No.53743819

Bioshock pipe puzzle time. It's not suppose to look like poop. That's chilli.

>> No.53743822

>>53743083
I live at 90 dollars/month

>> No.53743824

>do i look like i play bioshock

>> No.53743829

>>53743592
Nigger, I`m 30 too
My favourite falvour is the classic Vanilla with nothing

>> No.53743853

Why does Gura playing this game make me horny?

>> No.53743873

>>53743776
Gura has early onset dementia...

>> No.53743877

New Vegas tomorrow

>> No.53743898

i miss dbd

>> No.53743901

Fallout 76 tomorrow

>> No.53743906

DBD bros...?

>> No.53743907

Gura says she hasn't played Bioshock... yet. Have to play Fallout before she plays the other ones. Phone has given her Fallout videos in her algorithm. Man, Todd really wants her to play the game. "Which fallout out? The good one." Someone binged the DBD VODs.

>> No.53743914

Ah jeez there goes the trigger

>> No.53743917

>I haven't played that in a very long time
microcock wheel chair indian in shambles

>> No.53743942

I want Gura's white goo

>> No.53743948

Wiggly creature

>> No.53743971

She will not finish Fallout. Can Gura finish a game? Well, the 20+ game's she left unfinished speak for themselves.

>> No.53743987

I mean I think we all knew that, or that if by some miracle she did finish it, it would be like years of sporadic NV streams

>> No.53743986

This game looks like borderline shovelware

>> No.53744000

>white chocolate
>disgusting
human bros, it ain't looking too good for us. even mori said she liked white chocolate after she said she was a "based bbc enjoyer"

>> No.53744008

>my name is also nick
clipped and archived

>> No.53744020

Nickbros we won

>> No.53744025

gura rather talk to the chat than actually play the game. I love this talkative shark

>> No.53744034

this game is kinda shit

>> No.53744052

imagine being named 'nick'

>> No.53744053

>>53743986
It's a 2011 flash game what the hell do you expect

>> No.53744080

>>53744034
You're kinda shit

>> No.53744082

>>53744053
Well, that'll do it

>> No.53744083

Mitch inviting Gura to Smash. He was just Shaggy in disguise.

>> No.53744085

>>53744025
hopefully she doesnt realize that zatsuing on the mixer screen is why her scores are going to be low

>> No.53744084

I love gura's wiggle wiggle

>> No.53744110

>>53744034
Agree, she should have played that cake game from purple place instead

>> No.53744112
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>> No.53744123

>missed the first 7 minutes
all over

>> No.53744124

>>53744052
stay mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIkpGlnTlCI

>> No.53744125

Toenails...

>> No.53744131

>>53744112
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53744162

Gura serving this dude up toenails and gave it to the wrong customer. Iggy never coming back after this.

>> No.53744165

>>53744112
Those fat cheeks, god she's so cute

>> No.53744169

Gura's cheesey toenails in my smoothie

>> No.53744179

This is why Gura would never be able to hold a fast food job

>> No.53744227

>she hates us

>> No.53744232

>>53744179
but the bakery..

>> No.53744236

>>53744179
Or any job

>> No.53744250

didn't Gura say she loves banana a few streams ago

>> No.53744251

For context. Papa Louie used to make random versions of its same flash games with various restaurants and themes but the game is the exact same shit over and over again with a little tiny thing changed near the end. The game is a nightmare for perfectionists and i always quit after day 2 because the games are shit and anybody could make something better. When flash died they went to mobile platforms.

>> No.53744269

>>53744250
She likes bananas
She does not like banana flavor

>> No.53744274

>>53744112
Gura's gamer dent...

>> No.53744287

>>53744251
I used to play this whenever I finished my work early in computer class

>> No.53744289

>>53744250
bananas and artificial banana flavoring are two different things

>> No.53744304

>>53744269
but she said they're mushy which only applies to real bananas not banana flavor

>> No.53744315

This game's boring as fck, but Gura's funny

>> No.53744320
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>white goop

>> No.53744333

>>53744251
The blacksmith one was cute

>> No.53744337

>>53744000
Anon white chocolate taste like fat

>> No.53744347

>>53744232
I'll work the bakery, Gura can just wipe tables while wearing a very short skirt.

>> No.53744375

>waow a striped diaper thanks

>> No.53744390

>>53744315
As long as she's having fun

>> No.53744393

Gura won a new diaper! LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!

>> No.53744398
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>>53744375

>> No.53744407

$24 in tips. Nice for a wagie. She won the race and got a striped diaper.

>> No.53744412

white chocolate truffles are goated

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>> No.53744414 [SPOILER] 

Interesting.

>> No.53744430

She goopin and poopin

>> No.53744451

>CREAM'O ONCE A DAY
you heard her guys

>> No.53744454

>cum into my store once a day

>> No.53744457

>Creamo once a day
Only once?

>> No.53744465

Creamo once a day? I'm sure chumbies do that more than once a day.

>> No.53744466

kind of a mid stream so far
not many interesting things being said

>> No.53744478

gurandma

>> No.53744487

>>53744333
You're right i forgot about that one. Jacksmith i think it was called was one of the unique ones and probably their best work in my opinion. I wish someone would buy their brand and make a better set of games. I'm pretty sure there are other better blacksmith games now but the food games while repetitive were unique in their own brands way.

>> No.53744488

I keep getting the feeling Gura wants to make jokes about the black customers but has to stop herself.

>> No.53744513

>>53744466
Game is eh but the goob lewd baiting is strong

>> No.53744524

>>53744466
I hear Gura's voice, therefore
It's a good stream

>> No.53744527

>>53742925
Bro, did you forget the Baldi stream. She's not merely pretending.

>> No.53744550

sniffa sniffa

>> No.53744551

>Gura has no odor
Sure Gura we all believe you

>> No.53744575

>SC reading confirmed

>> No.53744577

huh, guess it is another superchat reading night

>> No.53744585

smelly shark

>> No.53744589

Gura is odorless. Doubt. Keep your sniffing to the superchats. Gura is accustomed to her own smell that she doesn't realize how stinky she smells. Happens to a lot of people.

>> No.53744625

>>53744488
>look at this weirdo
Indeed

>> No.53744676

Gura is being a dike again...

>> No.53744684

Watson wants to seggs the sahrk

>> No.53744698

>my man likes it blue
same desu

>> No.53744709

>Ame wants to destroy you
>that's not all she wants to do

>> No.53744739

Watson mention. Amesame moment? Gura saw something? A girl in the line playing a DS lite watching a bee movie. Dude with long hair. "Watson, is that you?" Gura feisty today.

>> No.53744753

wow she really doesn't like ame

>> No.53744790

>a real man eats the blue stuff
Gura's blue waffle...

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>>53744709
what did she mean???

>> No.53744803

Gura sit on my face please...

>> No.53744812

Be sure to order all the blue stuff if you want to be Gura's favorite customer

>> No.53744820

Why does the green garlic have sunglasses

>> No.53744825

>>53744790
bro DO NOT google blue waffle

>> No.53744838

"Everyone knows a real man eats the blue stuff." Gura is finally multitasking?

>> No.53744845

>>53744812
Including the blue stuff under the sink

>> No.53744847

>I want to be a blue slime girl and be blue flavored
>a real man eats the blue stuff
what did she mean by this?

>> No.53744865

>>53744803
Can she have her striped diaper on while she does it?

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>> No.53744889

>>53744865
fuck off diaperfag

>> No.53744899

>>53744847
You know EXACTLY what she means

>> No.53744902

>>53744873
BRING IT AROUND TOWN

>> No.53744920

Gura you little lesbian

>> No.53744936

Gura trying to win Akari over. Only a 90. I guess she'll be able to make her own shakes later. That one will be interesting.

>> No.53744938

no kebab

>> No.53744953

>we don't sell kebab around here
based?

>> No.53744960

>>53744920
bi fish

>> No.53744977

>>53744889
Look at this nigga hating on absorbent garments and high horsing about fetishes on a board dedicated to fake anime women.

>> No.53744986

Gura is murdering cats and dogs

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>shoot the dog
it all makes sense now...

>> No.53745003

>"We don't serve your kind around here, sand nigger"
what did she mean by this?

>> No.53745052

I WILL work at Gura's bakery

>> No.53745060

>>53744960
BiShark

>> No.53745069

Chat is dead

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Brat

>> No.53745073

Chat died

>> No.53745078
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>> No.53745094

I am NOT kissing you retards

>> No.53745097

Oh chat actually died

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>Chumbud Nation
Sieg

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quick cute femanons come here

>> No.53745117

She's really horny today huh

>> No.53745121

>>53745094
Pucker up, buddy. Time to eat my blue stuff.

>> No.53745122

Gura not that good of ashot in duck hunt version with bread. Looks like youtube chat died. Chumbud Nation. We prevented Chumbud's kissing.

>> No.53745129

NEIL FIX THIS SHIT IT'S BEEN A WEEK OR MORE OF CHAT DYING AT RANDOM

>> No.53745132

>>53745094
Pucker up faggot

>> No.53745134
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Get over here chumbies

>> No.53745144
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53745144

we kissing buds?

>> No.53745146

>>53745094
Gura said to so grab your lipstick and pucker up fag

>> No.53745166
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Did the imply of getting kissed by Gura gave Chat a universal heart attack?

>> No.53745179

>>53745094
I'm feeling romatical

>> No.53745182
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I'm more than words on a screen

>> No.53745188
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>>53745134
>>53745144

>> No.53745192

Are you a chumbaboey?

>> No.53745193

>>53745134
RAPIST

>> No.53745199

Wait it was spelled chumbabooye all along?

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Gura you calling?

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>> No.53745229

I'm chumming

>> No.53745237

I'm chum budding

>> No.53745251

>chumbody once told me

>> No.53745264

We're the chubbud-- no we're chumbabooeys to chumbuddy once told me. We are more that chat to Gura. She says we have a cute face.

>> No.53745290

peak gura

>> No.53745295

Gura knows she can do anything she wants to us...

>> No.53745322

>>53745251
>The world will gonna chum me

>> No.53745325

thanks, I know.

>> No.53745368

>one bald chumbud
yeah, me

>> No.53745367

>>53745322
I ain't the sharpest shrimp in the shed

>> No.53745372

>>53745117
>today

>> No.53745371

Gura is doing anything she wants with us. There's one bald chumbud that wants everyone to be bald as him. Who is it?

>> No.53745377

>>53742226
other than erotic what is this body type called?

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yeah that was me
buhihi

>> No.53745409

>>53745377
13 year old, prepubescent, childlike

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>>53745377
perfection

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This is Gura's ideal man

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53745445

>there are bald "people" watching gura

>> No.53745450

she is making fun of baldfags

>> No.53745459

Shaved is the correct term. Sounds like cope for balding. Gura is not fooled by it.

>> No.53745474

>>53745431
bowling pin physique

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>>53745450
she will be corrected

>> No.53745499

>>53745377
sexual

>> No.53745525

>I'll give you a little head
what did she mean by this?

>> No.53745526

I want to work for Gura if it means she physically and emotionally abuses me daily

>> No.53745529

>give you a little head

>> No.53745535

blowjob time

>> No.53745540

>>53745450
as she should

>> No.53745554

>I like you having a little head
I have a small head, im in buds

>> No.53745559

my little head

>> No.53745570
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>she gave me a little head
later losers

>> No.53745584

I love my wife so much

>> No.53745586

Why does Gura hate glasses?

>> No.53745596

>unibrow and mutton chops/sideburns
Bros, I'M IN!

>> No.53745610

Gura is overworking us at her shop. We avoided unibrow but getting glasses. "You must not be happy."

>> No.53745625

Dammit. She got dibs again!

>> No.53745631

>nevahda
gooba is an east coaster

>> No.53745646

>>53745431
>Sideburn
>Thick hairstyle
>Golf Shirt
So a modern southern gentleman kind of guy?

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Hey guys, just got a new job. Looking forward to my first day at work. My boss is really cute.

>> No.53745667

Ohio is coming

>> No.53745677

>Utah
>Nevada
I'm going to be disappointed if there isn't an Idaho as well.

>> No.53745695

Oh wow she really is autistic

>> No.53745694

We have phone anxiety. Gura has phone anxiety and hates it. "Look how obedient you are." We so don't want to take this order.

>> No.53745718

>I haven't played DBD for a really long time.
Uh... rrats???

>> No.53745719

>>53745631
Wasn't she a confirmed Floridian? We all pronounce Nevada like that here.

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>>53745667

>> No.53745739

who was she sending japanese emojis to

>> No.53745749

>>53745657
Remember. You're not allow to a hero yourself until you can afford a bullet but judging by your pay, it'll be never.

>> No.53745756

>>53745657
Mating Press

>> No.53745764

>>53745739
me

>> No.53745774

>>53745739
Me

>> No.53745792

>>53745739
mane-chan

>> No.53745800

>>53745718
What rrats, that’s what she’s been saying for like a year now

>> No.53745806

>>53745739
everyone but you

>> No.53745817

>ignores texts
who the fuck does that

>> No.53745847

she's answering SC's in real time, this is your chance chumbuds

>> No.53745862

Gura went through phase where she only used Japanese keyboard emoji? It used to be cringed but now she doesn't care. Gura can't take being on the spot on the phone. She prefers text over it. She doesn't like phone calls. Would take phone call over doing a video call. Speaking of video calls... (gotta get back to work).

>> No.53745867

>>53745847
not all of them

>> No.53745910

>>53745817
me

>> No.53745921

Imagine, there is a timeline where Gura saying no to that interview lost her the job

>> No.53745924

Wait there are the Japanese specific emojis?

>> No.53745934

>Hai Gura-chan, video interview onegaishimasu
>No
kek

>> No.53745946

Hololive audition talk again. Was asked to video interview and she said NO. That's how much she hates video calls. Lucky she got into Hololive still.

>> No.53745951

>>53745817
Me

>> No.53745955

gura understands the value of playing hard to get

>> No.53745961

zion or fat cat

>> No.53745974

>she wanted to be in hololive so fucking much she celebrated when she got it
>gura we need you to do a video interview
>no
how fucking austistic is this woman?

>> No.53745985

>>53745924
(´・ω・`)

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>>53745725

>> No.53745998

>>53745974
She's literally me

>> No.53746012

Gura ghosted management before she was even hired!

>> No.53746013

Gura is a chad

>> No.53746015
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>>53745974
I love this fucking autist

>> No.53746017

>zoomers don't know ascii emojis

>> No.53746037

>>53745924
>>53745862
yeah, have asian girl friends, they legit use jap emojis

>> No.53746040

>>53745946
No luck, just skill

>> No.53746046

Akari simping for me but I only have eyes for Gura

>> No.53746050
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>>53745974
>how fucking austistic is this woman?
Yes

>> No.53746056

Gura loves this game. Still stressing in a children's game. We won Akari over with 100 while she hates Gura. We winning?

>> No.53746055

Gura should play Recettear

>> No.53746058

Bros just got back to work from this smokin' chicks' house, think maybe we'll be bangin soon.

>> No.53746074

Gura telling them no was the correct answer. They were testing to see if she was autistic enough to be a holo.

>> No.53746076

>my hip just crunched
Gurandma...

>> No.53746093
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53746093

i can't get a message read for the life of me this stream

>> No.53746097

I switched to backward emotes because I dont like it when services convert them to images.

>> No.53746116

>>53746058
why aren't you bangin right now? should have made a move if you got the "look"

>> No.53746136

this game feels like a neopets minigame

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>>53746093
boringbud...

>> No.53746168

bloop is good btw

>> No.53746187

She was so proud of her aiming before but now she missed the last 2. Was too overconfident. We getting the everything blue special.

>> No.53746190

everything blue with extra nut please

>> No.53746197

The Gura deluxe right here

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>>53746093
good and don't ever expect to. it's not a game to get attention, what's important is she is having fun playing this childs game and being incredibly cute and funny while doing so

>> No.53746271

sex with a fembud

>> No.53746275

chumbies mom has got it going on

>> No.53746290

>A chumbud in his natural habitat

Why is she like this?

>> No.53746297

>>53746093
She's never read one of my messages

>> No.53746306

>>53746168
>t.bloop

>> No.53746312

We hired a female chumbud with all blue drink? "Get back to work, chumbud" yes, gura. She's worst than KFP? Chumbud in his natural habitat. No AC in truck and sad wage slave. Not like this. Gura likes her female chumbuds better.

>> No.53746319

Gura is wearing her striped diaper now.

>> No.53746328

Guys my boss just made me drive to the harbor to make shit in a food truck, then she recalled me after 1 smoothie, then she sent me back out only to immediately recall me. Should I speak to HR about this?

>> No.53746334

>>53746290
she got the 'no AC at work' part right for me...

>> No.53746336

>>53746290
She knows most of us work shit jobs.

>> No.53746340

>>53746221
im going to stop trying during the game since I find it boring and can't think of anything interesting to say

>> No.53746361

>>53746168
Based

>> No.53746360

>>53746328
How much do you get paid

>> No.53746370

>>53746319
I can confirm I'm the diaper

>> No.53746379

>>53746328
just claim your 0.54/mi reimbursement

>> No.53746382

>>53746328
How hot is your boss?

>> No.53746392

>>53746328
you cant be mad at her, she's cute

>> No.53746399

>>53746360
I... I don't know. Do I get paid?

>> No.53746402

>gasps at the "Be Mine" sign, then looks at chat
yeah im thinking she loves us

>> No.53746425

Gura is currently touching my bald head get fucked losers

>> No.53746429

>gura wants to touch the old man's bal-

>> No.53746428

any wallychads itt?

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>>53746402

>> No.53746486

>>53746290
she hates the poor

>> No.53746493

>>53746328
>HR
Dumbass. She is the HR. Even if she sexual harass you, you can't do anything about it.

>> No.53746516

We really are getting overworked. Chum life is hard.

>> No.53746533

>>53746493
I wish she'd sexually harass me. So far she's just having me do everything.

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>what is guy fieri doing these days
uhh

>> No.53746613

Getting boss pregnant rn

>> No.53746626

pee

>> No.53746628

>haha
>shut up

>> No.53746634

she read my comment, my day is made

>> No.53746644

>>53746533

She doesnt sexually harrass you? She makes me "SERVICE" her on my lunch break in the managers office.

>> No.53746679

i need to hug her...

>> No.53746682

>>53746612
wtf, I love Guy Fieri now

>> No.53746696

Gura...

>> No.53746695

>gura was having a good day, then she realized she had to stream so she got sad

>> No.53746706

Gura that's called depression...

>> No.53746722

will gura ever open up to us again

>> No.53746734

Gura likes blue raspberry. Day started okay. Still jet lagged. Then she got really sad. She realized she had emotions?

>> No.53746736
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Guraaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.53746739

>>53745718
DBD sucks now

>> No.53746751

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN SAVE HER

>> No.53746776

fuuck just woke up, I wasn't expecting another stream right away. Can't believe I missed me wife I will now commit harakiri

>> No.53746804

P L A P

>> No.53746805

>>53746722
yeah, but it'll be a bit, that she's even been mentioning stuff like this is progress

>> No.53746807

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>> No.53746816

>Plap plap plapy

What did she mean by this?

>> No.53746818

why gooba sad, i want gooba to be happee

>> No.53746869

Gura really dumb. She was suppose to slide that to the goal. We've got money. Gura loves smores. She had them not too long ago. Perfect compact desert. Her and her mama.

>> No.53746875

>>53746776
selamat pagi to you too

>> No.53746882

thoughts derailed by a furry

>> No.53746887

>is that a furry
>in my bideogame

>> No.53746912

>>53746818
my bad, i put her in a chastity belt

>> No.53746915

>I had s'mores not too long ago
>me and my mama had s'mores
I told you fucker she was out in the woods
also this confirms her parents moved closer to her

>> No.53746927

>gura's creamery

>> No.53746938

>welcum to Gura's creamery

>> No.53746941
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53746941

Thank you

>> No.53746942

she has diabeetus

>> No.53746944

That sneeze though...

>> No.53746960

KEK

>> No.53746963

man she is so focused on how old she feels now, wait another 5 years, shark, it gets worse

>> No.53746968

Has low sugar tolerance because so old. She sneezed in surround sound.

>> No.53746976

damn she had that prepared

>> No.53746981

Sounded like a man's sneeze

>> No.53747003

>reverb sneeze
I love this shork

>> No.53747006

I love that she gives us the sneezes, she knows how much we like them

>> No.53747014

HOLY SHIT GURA

>> No.53747024

>>53746963
we'll have to changer her diapers for her soon

>> No.53747030
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>>53746612
lol I read an article bitching about this. Flavatown is back, baby!

>> No.53747072

>>53747030
That's Gabby. No, Gabby is not Gura

>> No.53747079

She did the sneeze on purpose. Gura is panicking with the orders.

>> No.53747081

>>53746963
I'm turning 30 soon and still feel like a kid.

>> No.53747118

>>53747081
same desu

>> No.53747126

>xandra scares me
>she looks feral
>looks like she's going to bite me

>> No.53747131

I like this game it makes me horny

>> No.53747160

I like this game it makes me hungry

>> No.53747176

>>53747081
I turned 35 and realized I'll never actually grow up

>> No.53747184
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>>53747081
Well I turned 30 Sunday and my spine instantly turned to dust and my knees have buckled into the crust of the earth. All my hair fell out too.

>> No.53747185

Afraid that Xandra is a tweeker and will bite her. Good use to hate meringue. Thought they were so gross but they aren't so bad.

>> No.53747186

i like this gura it makes me feel like food

>> No.53747196

>>53747081
30 is the turning point where you actively have to start being healthy if you aren't already or you will notice your body start falling apart.

>> No.53747201

>>53747081
I was the same up until I slipped a disk. nothing makes you feel older than back problems a guarantee you that.

>> No.53747223

>you don't have to know i'm a girl

>> No.53747222

gura is not a girl

>> No.53747231

fart shark

>> No.53747235

>Gura is a boy
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.53747236

>I passed gas
Fart shark bros keep winning

>> No.53747252

>>53747201
idk I have back spasms but it's the hip pain that really makes me feel like an old man.

>> No.53747253

I can't believe she's reading practically every superchat. Unbelievable

>> No.53747270

why is she always so horny

>> No.53747292

>>53747253
yeah, every pinky

>> No.53747305

Superchat confused that Gura is girl without pink headphones? Gura will make the headphones blue next time.

>> No.53747307

>>53747196
That is true. I just turned 33 and the only difference from 23 I noticed is negative health shit pays you back much faster. Because of that though, I'm healthier now than I was in my 20s.

>> No.53747308

>>53747253
Anon she's missed a lot

>> No.53747309

>>53742795
the best Gura live2d model is the one in Counterside

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53747310

>>53747253
And she skipped mine yet again...

>> No.53747326

GURA READ MY CHATO MY LIFE IS COMPLETE I'M DONE

>> No.53747346

>gura has been a trap and hid it for almost 3 years
Will this make you drop her

>> No.53747349

>>53747081
it's fine until you do stuff you used to do, or have a busy day at work, then sit down at the end of the day and your brain says 'hey man remember when you did this in your 20s and didn't even notice or think twice, feels like shit doesn't it'

>> No.53747374

>>53747326
first time?
you'll never forget

>> No.53747399
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yeah me

>> No.53747400
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gura is not pink

>> No.53747402

>why is it so big
I'm sorry gura it is what it is

>> No.53747401

>>53747346
No it makes it better

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>> No.53747415

why have they shifted to moving home 3d more now?

>> No.53747423

Gura showing off her girly side. No pink found? Putting ebi on head. "Girl now, by the way."

>> No.53747424

>>53742795
I'd feel better with 3d if it werent for the automatic mouth movement. Her live2d having decent tracking (aside from the polygons) is a huge boost

>> No.53747425

>>53747374
You're not kidding. It's been years and I still remember...

>> No.53747430

>>53747346
Would still pound his tight bussy

>> No.53747440

>>53747404
me on her head

>> No.53747454

>>53747346
A hole is a hole

>> No.53747460

>>53747415
software update that makes it easier to setup, is my guess

>> No.53747467

Gura's jelly bussy

>> No.53747468

Gura is my real girlfriend!

>> No.53747484

>>53747081
>>53747118
>>53747176
>>53747184
>>53747201
>>53747307

wtf, there are this many ojisans on /vt/???

>> No.53747487

>>53747440
Yeah, me.

>> No.53747490

lovenest asmr confirmed

>> No.53747522

>>53747484
you're asking to get corrected with that kind of talk

>> No.53747526

>>53747484
don't forget, you're here forever

>> No.53747533

>>53747484
Who do you think moe anime is marketed towards?

>> No.53747546

how many of you are fatfucks

>> No.53747553

holy shit old fags

>> No.53747557

yeah, me

>> No.53747564

Gura hungry and craving burger. We've got a ratatoille thing going with Gura pulling her head and controlling her?

>> No.53747572

>I'm pulling on Gura's hair during sex

>> No.53747574

I'm pulling on Gura's hair (while pounding her doggystyle)!

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>>53747546
I'm fatfuck and real

>> No.53747615

>mind control scene
Fine. Goom then.

>> No.53747631

>>53747546
I used to be, but I got in shape because Gura motivated me to do so.

>> No.53747639

>>53747546
130lbsbud here

>> No.53747662

im pulling gura's hair because she won't stop chewing on my dick!

>> No.53747677

I don't know what to supa.. can't come up with anything..

>> No.53747695

I'm pulling Gura's hair so she chews on my dick harder!

>> No.53747721

>>53747677
Better think fast, she doesn't usually read this many of them

>> No.53747737

Elle wants Gura's specialty. I want one too. She's going to poison the food critic?

>> No.53747770

>>53747072
Gabby is Gura dumbud

>> No.53747788

>>53747677
Just insult her

>> No.53747798

>i'm gonna fart in his cup before i give it to him
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

>> No.53747801

Fart shark

>> No.53747802

>>53747770
absolute retard

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>>53747770
meds

>> No.53747809

She laughed at her own joke before devilering the joke right. She's such a dork. Fart in his cupcake?

>> No.53747817

Lucky critic, he's going to eat a cup of shark fart

>> No.53747850

>>53747639
Put your skirt on and get over here~

>> No.53747897

wtf is up with this dude and his gas

>> No.53747902

>>53747677
>God I want to smell Gura's stinky feet.

>> No.53747920

>>53747677
>god I want gura's fat cup so bad

>> No.53747929

It's okay to poison the critic but not the health inspector. We shouldn't poison anyone but it's okay to fart in the cup? We smiled for 1 second.

>> No.53747931

>>53747897
its a troll account anon, read the name

>> No.53747937

>>53747850
I'm not femboy enough for that
You're gonna have to put in the work to feminize me first fag

>> No.53747943

>>53747788
No, fuck off

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its nice to hear from gura but this stream is just her trying too hard to be funny

>> No.53747962

shoot your goo

>> No.53747967

YOU HEARD THE SHORK
SHOOT YOUR GOO MY DUDE

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>> No.53747979

actually said the whole line

>> No.53747995

Gura got a jeans diaper.

>> No.53748013

Gura really has softened up her filter

>> No.53748027
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me

>> No.53748040

Gura is gooin'. Calling you a baby for Muh immersion. We gave Gura roses since we aren't paid for this job.

>> No.53748048

>boomer
was that laugh a >HER refrence?

>> No.53748080

>>53748048
she was laughing at the imagined chat reaction

>> No.53748101

God I wish Gura would spit in my mouth

>> No.53748104

>>53748048
She even gave a Jim style look at the camera

>> No.53748112

>>53748048
she might go for it

>> No.53748118

She watched a little of Danny Devito in Hercules movie. It's a good movie, she likes it.

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>>53748101
same desu

>> No.53748172

oki doki

>> No.53748209

Im getting tired of the booba jokes, I like her flat confidence better

>> No.53748223

i'm not a fan of all the innuendos this stream desu

>> No.53748260

We aren't getting a raise boys. Gura's brains are scrambled. She can't remember our name after getting so many orders.

>> No.53748262

>>53748223
Faggot.

>> No.53748264

>>53748209
>her flat confidence
That's not confidence it's cope.

>> No.53748266

>>53748209
they're not mutally exclusive, she has grown more comfortable with being flat but would also take a set of fat tits in a heartbeat if she could just push a button

>> No.53748288

>>53748223
same desu

>> No.53748334

>>53748223
You've been here too long anon if you think she's making a ton of them. It's literally just her spouting her normal silly shit.

>> No.53748355

Wrong order. Gura feeling overwhelmed. Chat died again?

>> No.53748380

im parasocial for gura

>> No.53748392

>kahuna is gunna sit on my face

>> No.53748409
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>> No.53748422

>>53748409
M

>> No.53748429

Gura gonna be sat on by the Kahuna. We back in chat now? We are distracted Gura.

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>>53748409
M

>> No.53748445
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53748445

>>53748409
M

>> No.53748450

>>53748409
M

>> No.53748460
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>>53748409
M

>> No.53748478
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>>53748409
M

>> No.53748486
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>>53748409
M

>> No.53748491
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>>53748409
M

>> No.53748502

okayokayokayokayuokayokayokay

>> No.53748517
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>>53748409
M RT

>> No.53748537
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53748537

I love Goora

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>>53748409
M

>> No.53748547

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.53748550
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53748550

Gura is into inflation?

>> No.53748555

JUST READ MY MESSAGE, LATER VIRGINS

>> No.53748559

>>53748209
They aren't jokes, she is sexually aroused by booba. It's like calling feet references jokes.

>> No.53748561

I guess we would distract Gura with a fart. Yeah, too late and got a bad score on that. Yes, Gura needs to buy upgrades. We aren't getting our pay. It's all for the company. We are in a black company.

>> No.53748587

>>53748537
ToT

>> No.53748608

Gura wants us to clean her pipes...

>> No.53748648

the company phone policy....

>> No.53748656

>they don't love you like I do

>> No.53748673

Phone privileges taken. We can't call department of labor. Only Gura loves us. We're a "family" here.

>> No.53748677

Gura's a lot better when she's relaxed and telling stories and not being a cringy twitch zoomer trying to be funny

>> No.53748700

All of Gura's phones have "911" disabled in clear violation of FCC regulations

>> No.53748709

>>53748673
based abusive controlling Gura

>> No.53748740

I am actually forklift certified.

>> No.53748758

>yellow
>eww
piss/diaper bros, we got too cocky

>> No.53748776

I use a forklift at work but am not actually forklift certified.

>> No.53748796

>>53748740
take a photo of something non-doxxing, scribble a shrimp on it in mspaint, and slap it on gawrt

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>>53748409
M

>> No.53748835

Gura is the manager. We aren't getting our pay chumbies.

>> No.53748867
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>>53748409
M

>> No.53748878

>she's RPing with us
she is so horny holy shit

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>>53748409
M

>> No.53748931

CEO is busy taking orders and will kick our butts in a second.

>> No.53748954

>>53748878
What are you waiting to knock her up?

>> No.53748971
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she seems more violent than usual

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>>53748867
>hirotaka not opening comissions until '24
>still have not a single alternative artist for a Gawr daki
Why couldn't he have just sold this one

>> No.53748999

This is making me hard

>> No.53749009

Our entire bodies would snap if she kicked us a football length? Worth it. Legs are stronger than her arms are. "until suddenly, crunch." Gura is horny today.

>> No.53749022
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53749022

Rough sex with Gura

>> No.53749023

she's a scratcher bois

>> No.53749034

GURA PLEASE DIG YOUR FINGERNAILS INTO MU CRUSTACIOUS BACK

>> No.53749057

>>53748989
you can get the shouu daki

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>>53748796
The bright blue Gura jacket counts as hi-vis, right? It's bright enough I think. I should just wear that to work one day and have someone take a back shot photo.

>> No.53749102

Gura my dick

>> No.53749150

>>53749069
>anon taking back shots at work

>> No.53749165

Yeah, we turned are opinoin around working here after she put her hands tighly around our neck. That's getting deducted from our paycheck? Do we still even get paychecks? Gura has 10 ebi children?

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>>53749057
but i already have a gura daki come early august
i need a gawr daki

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