/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Previous thread: >>5308954

SHARK WEEK!! SCHEDULE!!
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1404666299633082369

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Gura cute!

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>>5347525
I fucking love gardening. All garden supply stores/plant nurseries were still sold out this year since normies got into gardening due to the pandemic, and that's a good thing

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Gura cute!

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god tier stream so far

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Gura please put your pinach directly into my mouth

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She's really cute right now.

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I want Gura to spit on me too

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Gura cute Gura cute!
this stream has been incredible so far

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My oshi is eating dirt and I love it.

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Gura is killing it this stream, holy shit.
We went from DARK SHARK to breast milk to now spitting.

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She knows exactly what shes doing, right?

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I want to cuddle with gura in her race car bed

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>>5347525
>gura sucking seeds and talking about zucchini dildos on stream
Whoa, country girls really make do.

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If audioanon clips this i will unironicly coom to death

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playing in the mud with gura!

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Gura had probably eaten mud pies more than once

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Since when is gardening so erotic..

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This is her most off the rails stream in a long while, its great

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>>5347835
do it yourself!

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>>5347525
How can someone be so dumb?

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>>5347664
there is nothing cuter than the happiness of someone you love anon

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where is the post from the cumbutt that squeezed a warm water bottle on his pants to emulate gura pissing on his lap

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>>5347857
Did you see her cooking stream?
Anything Gura touches turns into a yab magnet.

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>>5347913
he also spent $500 to tell her he went to olive garden for his birthday

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>>5347887
I need more absolutely unhinged Gura. This is amazing.

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>>5347940
Why didn't she just piss on the soil to moisten it? I'm sure the crowd would love that.

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Brutal dad joke.

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>>5347989
Sorry I drank it all already so she's tapped out

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OH DAMN

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>watermelon fact
Holy shit, I'm dying here now.

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>>5347989
urine is not good for the soil, it could harm the plants

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we have been hanging out with gura in her greenhouse for over an hour.

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Without Gura the outside world is just one big jar. Let us in!

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Certain species of banana died out to a tree sickness, and it also has recently mutated and is starting to effect the bananas we have now.

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I want to marry this girl so fucking bad, I love her.

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it's just like skyrim

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>playing GTFO while listening to this
>spatial reasoning/visual processing part of brain is telling me to be spooked and edgy
>listening to Gawrdener Gura while I'm doing it
>the other parts of my brain are telling me to be calm and happy
I have never encountered this form of sensory overload before.

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What is with sudden banana autism in SCs?

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>>5348215
Yep. The older kind were called Gros Michel bananas and were replaced with our current, worse tasting, Cavendish bananas because they're more disease resistant. Gros Michel bananas are still grown in small scales so if you're lucky you might be able to try one.

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>>5348373
she made an offhand comment about the weird situation with banana cultivars and chat went (clears throat) bananas.

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hahahaha that shower comment out of fucking nowhere, adhd gura is on full display today

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>>5348413
A small box is 3-5 lbs.

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I blinked, why is she screaming about Watame?

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>>5348554
Watamelon.

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haha, imagine being a fruit and getting eaten by Gura haha.

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>>5348554
she's planting a watamelon

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Shark Mom has arthiritis. I feel for Shark Mom.

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Gura please stop reminding me that I'm in my 30s and suffer from gout.

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[Sad news] Sudden rise in carpal tunnel diagnoses among gamers

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>When we're all- well, when YOU'RE all old.
Don't rub it in.

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she keeps talking about breast milk today

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>tiktok
>I can see it
Gura thinks Tiktok is a disgusting place and I agree

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where would we get it gura?

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>>5348796
baka shark doesn't even have tits, where is she going to get it?

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I want to touch her absolute dumptruck tail

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>...
>I took a shower today and just stared at the wall
>...

https://files.catbox.moe/hxbfko.mp4

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>>5348644
Shit, man, I feel for you too.

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Gura please, I have a lactation fetish stop it my dick is going to explode.

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>>5348796
i just wanted to post the EXACT same

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>gura hatin on discord and tiktok
based shark

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I have seen bedknobs and broomsticks. It was meh.

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Does Gura really want to feed someone her breast milk? Is that what's going on today?

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Gura thinks Tiktok is a disgusting place and I agree that they place shouldn't be visited

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>>5348864
Flare ups don't happen often if I don't eat red meat and stick to chicken and fish. Wait a second...

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The Matrix starring Arnold Schwarzeneggar

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>>5348852
Flat girls produce milk too... just... Imagine !GURA MILK!

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>>5348921
I will gladly drink her breast milk. All she need do is ask.

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>>5348971
Oh no, the ticks got you too

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>>5348890
>doesn't post on twitter because it throws shitfits
>doesn't like discord and tiktok because they have shit memes
truly ascendant

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Dabbing on Keanu, oh Gura, you are beyond compare.

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>gura making fun of Reddit darling Keanu and "breath taking" meme
How can one shark be so BASED

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Mushrooms aren't plants Gura

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>>5348988
Anon you know she's shy, c'mon now

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>>5348852
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>>5348988
>Gura lactating uncontrollably because she has nowhere to store the milk

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>>5349015
>>5349030
I knew there was a reason I loved this shark. God damn.

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>>5348984
The trigger for lactation is pregnancy, not breast size. So you can actually suck Gura's tits for milk, no shit, but you have to do the deed first.

I fail to see the downside.

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>>5349132
even without pregnancy, regular sucking can induce lactation.

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>>5349098
But her bra should contain it!?

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>>5349092
GURA I WANT TO DRINK YOUR BREAST MILK

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>>5349092
I'll just tease her and her nipples until she breaks down and asks.
She will eventually.

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>>5349098
>>5349132
Apparently if you stimulate a girl's breasts a lot she can lactate even without being pregnant.

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>>5347846
And giving her a bath afterwards! Bathing together!

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>>5349157
it would take a ton of work for enough stimulation to cause the body to produce the relevant hormones but that just means you can suck for a long time

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Is she a soprano?

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>>5349004
No, ticks don't cause gout. It's a build up of uric acid in the blood, caused by high purine foods like red meat and high fructose corn syrup. Gout also affects women a lot more then men in frequency, is a form of arthritis, and genetic. So tickanon is wrong, if anything gout is highly more probable since mamashark also has arthritis.

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>>5349252
She's a shark

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I dunno why uohhhposting makes me laugh. Damn you mammoth

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>>5349232
UUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHH SUCKING ON GURA'S FLAT CHEST THREE TIMES A DAY

>>5349252
yes.

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MESSYGAKI

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>Messy gaki
UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Gura is a messy person
>Gura is messy with you during sex

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And now we got a YEEEEEHAAAAAW.

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>likes it deep

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I want it deep too, Gura

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in fact, i did find an overtly american-themed burger restaurant when i was in melbourne.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

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I don't want to go full recency bias, but this might be my favorite non-member stream of all time so far.

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Messy アナル with GURA!!

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Yes they eat cats in Australia

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BIG SNEEEDS

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>>5349427
Somebody in chat mentioned TGI, and here in Russia it is kind of seen as american-themed.

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exterminating emus with a machine gun with gura!

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>>5349472
She is just not stopping. I guess the girl deserves to unwind every once in a while.

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>>5349042
They are essentially the same as us. We are mushrooms (heterotrophs).

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>>5349472
I don't know if I can call it her best stream ever, but it's definitely one of her best ever.

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>>5349472
stickmin will still take the cake for me but this is fantastic

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A-sperg-us

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>>5349540
Count me in, shit. I would exterminate half of Australia together with Gura.

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>>5349573
>>5349472
thinking about the cooking/themed zatsudan series (which i would group together) this one is definitely a candidate for the best in the category. i agree that recency bias makes it hard to be sure.

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zuck

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>>5349472
She is going fully unhinged this stream and I love it.

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I hit 30 and took an interest in gardening/self-sufficiency farming, so this stream is of interest to me.

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>>5349612
Just exterminate the feral domestic cats that are wrecking havoc there. Gura hates the decline of the native wildlife

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she completely turned back into HER at this point

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She's running on sugar and caffeine and I love every minute of it.

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>>5349670
I was watching videos about hydroponics all this morning because of this.

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>>5349713
What you hear right now is fucking miles better. Not exagerrating here.

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Gura really is best girl

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>>5349685
I'm going over their to finish off the animals that the wildfires couldn't. let's goooo.

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It's called carotenosis, I used to have signs of it because I like to snack carrots while gaming

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>>5349713
>she completely turned back into HER at this point

you obviously never listened her.

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Ahhhhh shit now we really are going dark.

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DO NOT LEAVE US GURA

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Gura pls.... I don't want to think about that day

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>Gura gives everyone a heart attack because the cunny will be gone

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WHICH chumbud needs a hug?

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>When I leave Hololive

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just a reminder to cherish gura while she's here.

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>>5349840
the black ones are licorice/anise flavored and are the best. the brown ones are vaguely chocolate-flavored. i should look for some soon.

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>Gura hasn't played half life
Son of a-

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"If Hololive even lasts that long", okay, I can see fucking rrats for days now. She is playing with us mercilessly today.

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Second time she called Superhot Hotstuff. I love her.

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>>5349713
You've never watched neither Gura, nor HER.

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>>5349990
>when I leave
>immediately brings up Ame

Pretty transparent.

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>>5349991
>>5350036
Nothing lasts forever Anons. Enjoy it while it lasts. Don't make any rrats. We're all going to die some day.

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>>5350038
Gura streaming valve's entire body of work when?

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>>5350110
Oh, I know that. Somehow I'm sure she will let us know where to find her.

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Blessed Gura snort

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can't L oppai

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Mori's melons!

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Gura drinking from Mori's Melons
https://files.catbox.moe/a2l0qt.gif

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Mori Can't-elope

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kek Success rate on Mori's melons.

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https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1328448510925090816
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1328448510925090816
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1328448510925090816

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>>5350110
>Daniel Day Lewis is retired
>Tim Curry will die in my lifetime
I wish I would die before I see the decline of more people I enjoy.

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She's going to spill all the soil on her carpet when she goes to take it outside I just know it.

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>I love Shion
Gakis of a feather tease together.

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>>5350487
She will leave the dirt on her carpet for months.

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>>5350627
I just want to take care of this shark and clean up her space so she can live as happy as she can. Jesus Christ what is happening to me?

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>>5350487
Imagine her keyboard
Imagine her monitor
Imagine her room

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well? are you feeling GERMINATED?

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>>5350849
I-I'm gunna sprout!

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I want to germinate gura

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>>5350775
she's here

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>>5350783
Imagine her sink
Imagine her fridge
Imagine her bathroom
Imagine her cunny

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this is so cute and relaxing

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And vacuuming now as well.
This is the top, stream of streams.

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>>5350902
UUUUUOOOOOHHHH
I fruited

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I taste like Gura.

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>>5350783
>>5350952
I will forcibly and non-consensually clean her entire house
and her small little body too.

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hahaha take that you eight-eyed motherfucker!

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So, is Gura mesugaki or what?

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>>5350627
BTFO

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This is peak vtuber content, rest of the scene can seethe and cope but never reach this level

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I'm proud of Gura. She at least owns a vacuum

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>>5351069
Yes

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>>5351092
For once I am glad to be BTFO

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>>5351069
Messygaki

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>>5351064
(you) sucked her good!

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>>5351129
not just any vacuum—a DYSON

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>>5350952
UUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHH Cunny lic-... Cleaning session!!!!!

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I want to hang out and befriend someone like Gura, but I'm afraid they'd dislike me

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>>5351184
Why do you say that anon? Also, do your reps and try to become that person.

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>>5351098
based

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Words are insufficient to describe just how much I love this shark.

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>>5350940
Somehow I know.

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>>5351164
That shit is worth the extra money, it's the only vacuum I've ever owned that doesn't clog up and piss me off.

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This was prime Gura content. I had so much fun it's unreal.

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>>5351245
i have hardwood floors so i don't need a vacuum, but i have one of their air purifier fans and i like it.

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chumbuds why did the greenhouse music remind me of that series about progressing dementia?
the moment i had that thought i panicked, andd immediately tried to recall what gura's ukelele theme sounded like. thank goodness i still remember

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Imagine 2 hours of messy tantric sex followed by a quick couples shower before Gura has to stream next.

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Absolutely blessed stream. I hope Gura does more hobby stuff like that again.

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>>5351184
she's a real gem, I can't imagine ever meeting someone as special as her in this lifetime

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>[FARM SHARK] NOW IM GERMINATED
changed the title too

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If she keeps up that energy into the cake decorating stream tonight is going to be extremely blessed

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>>5351397
That's not good opsec Anon.

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>>5351397
Gura would milk your balls so hard you'd never be able to join her in the shower

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>>5351424
Well, not quite so dramatic, but girls like this are diamonds indeed. I've only ever met one like that, and she did not like me much.

Reps, more reps and head on a swivel. Maybe we are going to make it yet.

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草

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>>5351098
>This is peak vtuber content
unironically this is. she kept 15k people entertained while potting plants off camera, then vacuuming up the mess over a 2 hour period of time (also not shown). That's a vtuber at the top of the game. no one else could do that.

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I know they're just kinda normal girly hobbies but between the baking/cooking and the gardening, and her general demeanor gura is really starting to remind me of my mother.
If we find out that gura is super into Poison and W.A.S.P i'm going to start getting concerned.

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reminder that Gura is probably showering now, for the second time today, maybe she's not staring at the wall this time

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>>5351960
Gura is very likely touching her cunny and masturbating to help unwind from this stream and prepare for the next

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Nexto stream is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL60MVHAZpY

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>>5352014
yeah that too. but in the shower.

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>>5351936
How does it feel to be the child of famous Vtuber Gawr Gura?

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Cute stream. Gura the Germinator at her best.

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>>5352022
I love that thumbnail

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>>5348364
Did you fall into the Zone?

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>>5351960
i was dying at the shower comment, hope some kind archivechad makes a streamable

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>>5351424
it's okay. at least we get to hang out with her like this, which is still special.

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>>5352114
.... yeah, I don't think I will

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God, I just want to hold her and kiss her. She's so sweet and lovable. I cant stop imagining doing simple things with her like gardening, fishing, going for a walk at a park. I need her in my life as my wife!

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>>5352022
That image is great as a thumbnail placeholder

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>>5352170
Get in line

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>>5352226
i know cover won't let her but her channel would be infinitely improved if she kept that as the thumbnail for every video

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>>5352084
Germinator 2 Judgement day.

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>>5352287
Fuck that, I've been here since the start. I am the line.

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>>5352287
back of the line for you

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Gura will let the people she likes skip the line, it's meaningless.

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>>5352344
>>5352553
I am currently first in line. In fact we just got done having rough hot sex

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>>5351064
I uploaded this just for you.

https://files.catbox.moe/sij9e4.webm

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>>5352661
I mean, what man hasn't done this?

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I hope she announce a single or something. Any merch would be good. I want something
Gura in my room for important study. Very important study.

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>>5352661
vacuums and dicks are never a good idea

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for your discord bait replying needs
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>>5352743
Me?

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>>5352661
but why

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>>5352743
A normal human being who does not want their dick ripped off?

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>>5352743
I "thought" about it, you know thought.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL60MVHAZpY

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>>5352743
>>5352795
I've seen numerous man + vacuum videos over the years and all of them end in tragedy.

>>5352790
...get two. Because. You know.

Goddammit. I want to marry her. Straight up. I've never witnessed a girl as interesting and full of personality as her, and it's tearing me apart. Sheer statistics would suggest there are other wonderful girls out there and yet during these thirty something years I've never fallen in love or felt this kind of longing for a person. She's continents away, unreachable, distant, and yet I suffer. This is truly like something from a fairy tale or a story. And I'm not even the only one with these feelings by a long margin. I can get zoomer boys feeling flustered, that's natural, but for me to feel these things is almost absurd. Yet, the feelings are here. The sheer weight of my adult cynicism, pragmatism and life experience should make them impossible, and yet I've been made a fool. It's like the universe truly has a sense of humor. I'd like to say it feels like unimaginable cruelty towards me by some unseen force, yet I equally feel that this is an illusion and that I'm benefiting from this experience.

I'm genuinely starting to think Gura achieved genuine gnosis or some internal power due to her difficult life. I've READ about people like her, and girls like her, but they are centuries back in time, long dead. I have so many internal shields that it's insane, an entire complex machinery, and yet she has thoroughly defeated me without even noticing my presence. This girl isn't just fascinating and lovable, she's truly a formidable individual. It's not that she's doing this intentionally per se, as much as her personality and inherent power is overwhelming to all who witness it.

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>>5353211
meds but also based

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>>5353340
There are no meds that can save you from introspection.

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>>5353211
Same desu

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>>5353211

Just keep in mind that with chuubas and other internet personalities, you're only seeing the person's good side. You don't see any of the person's bad qualities, and their good qualities are magnified. Gura's roommate could be vastly different than Gawr Gura herself. Don't fall in love with a character Anon, they aren't real.

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>>5353211
Watch bea, they have very similar energies

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>>5353427
Gura's roommate at times demonstrates various depression tells which only heightens protective insitncts in the anon. I sometimes think she would legit benefit greatly from the swede joke being real, even if anon does not.

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>>5353211
>...get two. Because. You know.
If you're using any limited merchandise for... "unexpected use cases", you should use definitely get two of them. Don't want to ruin your one and only by accident.
This is one of those things that should be common sense, but isn't

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>>5352096
God I wish.

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>>5353782
>>5353782
Ooooh she liked what she saw down there.

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>>5353211
>during these thirty something years I've never fallen in love or felt this kind of longing for a person
Hang in there Anon. I am also struggling with such feelings. I even refuse to entertain the idea that I don't have a chance. Don't weep for me, I am already lost.

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>>5353782
>mouth perfectly positioned in the middle
I'm too horny today, I can't

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>>5353868
Perfectly positioned for eating cake!

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>>5353427
>you're only seeing the person's good side. You don't see any of the person's bad qualities
I am so hopeless I WANT to see the bad qualities. I want to love every last fragment of this girl, even the parts she's ashamed of and doesn't want to show anyone. Especially those parts, even. Anything else would be like seeing the ocean without ever diving into it.

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>>5354030

Well put, anon. Well put.

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am I going schizo or did Gura change the thumbnail for the cake stream?

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>>5354666
take your meds also yes

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>>5354666
Both.

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>>5354666
She did, it was just her face covering the whole screen before

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>>5354030
Do you ever wish that our lives didn't have to be like this. Why are we given a taste of the things we want the most, only to be permanently out of reach?

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>>5354417
roombaaaaa dokooooooooooooo

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stop being depressed goslings when gura is gong to stream in 15 minutes pleaseeeeee

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>>5355040
But most lives are like this, anon. It is very human to wish for something you can't have.

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>>5355087
That's a very cute princess Gura

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speaking of farm girl gura
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>>5355040
If everything we wanted was easy to grasp none of it would be special.

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>>5355132
UUUOOOOOOHHH

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>>5355132
Country girls make do...

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>>5355142
i wish i even knew where to begin

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>>5355311
Sometimes the things you want are right under your nose.

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no gooruh! too soon!

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Ha, 26 minute extension.

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More new BGM!

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Or not.

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Gura's background is the kotatsu from the movie watching stream! Cute!

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>>5355411
i hope one day i'll be able to see it before it's too late

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She is noticeably even more high energy.

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The background…

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Nyaha

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>>5355635
I believe you will.
>>5355673
She's been eating cake and drinking caffeinated beverages all day. She's wired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5355674

[Anonymous No.]

did gura know plato?

[Anonymous No.]

Has she ever used the same age twice?

[Anonymous No.]

Good lord, Gura just CAN'T STOP BEING CUTE GOD SHES SO ADORABLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>5355765
>see you space cowboy...

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm autistic when it counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>5355771
Gawr Gura and the Fate of Atlantis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5355772
Don't blame Gurandma for forgetting her age.

[Anonymous No.]

>"I think I'm artistic when it counts."
>"I said the right word, right? Yeah."
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>5355727
with bits of dirt mixed in

[Indy Thread No.]

>artistic... did i say the right word?
1 free she knows exactly what shes doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5355850
She may be autistic, but I still love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5355850
That's not what she said

[Anonymous No.]

>>5355856
[sips Monster]
LucasArts made good games back in the day, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5355772
I think she used her 9927 that she wrote on her character sheet twice. As we know though, it's just a made up number between 9050 and 9980.

[Anonymous No.]

4-inch…

[Anonymous No.]

>>5355765
It's been 10 minutes since Gawr Gura passed away...

[Anonymous No.]

but im 7 inches...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5355895
At this point there should be an industrial dispenser of those at the top of the thread. Easier for everybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5355771
Somebody once asked the Oracle of Delphi who the smartest man in Greece was. The Oracle responded "Socrates." Socrates got pissed off and tried to argue that the Oracle was full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>coconut red bull is bluish
gura... what the fuck are you making me drink?

[Anonymous No.]

Glad to see that that couple hour break didn't make Gura any less horny

[Anonymous No.]

Nipples… :_GuraMM: :_GuraMM: :_GuraMM:

[Anonymous No.]

>>5355674
(ง ื▿ ื)ว

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Gura have a permanent blush this stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356002
I tried one the other day. I wish the coconut flavor was more prominent compared to the berry, but I still thought it was okay. I still think there are better redbull flavors though.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is going to eat 14 cans of frosting

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356002
Her blood.

[Anonymous No.]

goober is definitely gonna eat all this frosting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356094
UUUUOOOOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356040
Maybe she was edging too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356073
It's no different than her normal model

[Anonymous No.]

>>5355947
She used the excuse that after 5000 you tend to lose count.

[Anonymous No.]

She is so good at this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356141
YES CHEF!

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm so good at this
Oh yeah~, that's the good stuff. I fucking love a confident shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356114
The thought of Gura edging herself

[Anonymous No.]

CRUNCH

[Anonymous No.]

gura eats crayons

[Anonymous No.]

>Pronounces crayons "crans"
THAT'S MY GIRL THAT'S MY GIRL RIGHT THERE

[Anonymous No.]

waxy crans

[Anonymous No.]

>not that I know what crayons taste like

[Anonymous No.]

She's going to die from food poisoning

[Anonymous No.]

So I left the room for a bit and came back to her complaining that something tastes like crayons. Did Gura bite a candle?

[Anonymous No.]

She knows EXACTLY what she's doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356209
Gura is a Marine?

[Anonymous No.]

>what did you do for two hours?
i installed python shit and slapped together shitty shell scripts to archive your streams, gura

[Anonymous No.]

god she's so fucking autistic I love her

[Anonymous No.]

mm grayons

[Anonymous No.]

so what did you do during the 2 hour break? i wallowed and started cooking bacon jerky

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356255
semper fi, motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

You WILL eat the crayon frosting

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356269
based techno wienie right here

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356287
I unfroze the remainder of the chicken soup I made from scratch because of Gura and had a midnight dinner

[Anonymous No.]

Gawr "Blue Mouth" Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356287
I watched the gardening stream again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356277
Who the fuck censored this and why?

[Anonymous No.]

>I have so much cake that needs to be eaten

oh no, the rrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356287
Took a shower and read about aeroponics systems because I want to make an herb garden in one.

[Anonymous No.]

I volunteer myself to eat that blue shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356287
I waited for the next stream, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356287
I played vidya games on the computer

[Anonymous No.]

MEIN FÜHRER
I CAN WALK

[Anonymous No.]

Lads, did gura forget to take her meds? Wtf is going today

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356377
The puzzle is coming together

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356447
Magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356447
Too much sugar.
I also think that she's happy she's so busy.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura (post-birthday)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356447
She ate nothing but cake, dirt and energy drinks today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356372
shit I didn't even notice

[Anonymous No.]

>Is it a meme game?
Well, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356287
Did my weightlifting reps.

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever she doesn't know what a game is, she assumes it's a meme game

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356548
No, unless you hate Half-Life, in which case it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356447
Anon, she's always off her meds because she's too lazy to go to the doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356521
I'm not sure if it's being busy or being happy her busy times are calming down and she can unleash what she did in the streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356548
I take back what I said about her having good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356447
gura is based today

[Anonymous No.]

Bluera returns.

[Anonymous No.]

Messygaki...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356548
Only because GabeN refuses to release Half-Life 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356569
That's a good habit because usually when chat recommends her a game it's a meme game.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the movie she is talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6RVhen8Zhk

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356520
Artemis eats blue cake every day.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo listen up, here's a story, about a little shark that lives in a blue world, and all day and all night and everything she turns it all blue, like her, inside and outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356686
>Chuck Norris
Of course

[Anonymous No.]

Why 14 cans of frosting tho

[Anonymous No.]

I need some fanart of gura with her hands and tongue stained of blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356660
It might have been my SC, I got distracted.
She did not answer the question though, so I'll be sad now for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356676
Does she assume every game Ame plays is a meme game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356686
I remember this

[Anonymous No.]

>I know we joke about it like "Gura you're so cute"
THAT IS NOT A JOKE GURA

[Anonymous No.]

She's already getting emotional... I can't take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356752
She knows Ame well, of course she assumes that.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura trying very hard to explain she has low self-esteem.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura you are going to cry whether people call in or not, so just let them do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356752
Every game Ame plays is a meme game though.

[Anonymous No.]

Does Gura wear a sukumizu under her clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>What if no one calls in
Gura. There is no time line in which no body calls in for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356752
Ame is on so many layers of irony she's untouchable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356867
Do your archivereps, newfag

[Anonymous No.]

God the compliments thing is so cute... she completely owns my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356867
>thinking she's wearing anything other than a t-shirt

[Anonymous No.]

Are these cakes fresh out of the oven? For best cake icing she should have chilled the cakes first. That prevents ripping in the cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356739
She was really worried about running out on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Mixing ASMR
Mixing ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

She took only one energy drink and it's about to explode. What's gonna happen tomorrow when she drinks five?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura likes her break from all the games for unhinged memestreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356987
You guys get ASMR from any sound that's not her voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356927
>God the compliments thing is so cute
It's cute but it's also crippling. It's a reflexive self-deprecation that makes positive reinforcement practically impossible. People who get bullied a lot in school tend to end up this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356937
No, she's had them in the fridge for a few hours

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have the timestamp of her spitting the soil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357000
Shakes are going to happen. Also arrythmia. Stop her somebody.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura would be such a fun mom to have...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357045
And I enjoy it every time okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357045
Implying that her voice also isn't ASMR to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357057
I see, then she should've frozen them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357049
i included some very forceful compliments about her talent as a vtuber in the letter i wrote her. i get that she doesn't need to hear them in front of an audience, but she really does need to hear them at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357049
Fortunately it's not like any of EN were lonely nerds who got bullied all the time in school, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357045
I get ASMR from her voice too

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357034
I know she worries about not having enough to talk about, but these zatsu streams are just as good, if not better, than the gaming streams. I'm just here to watch Gura stream whatever she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357049
I can't take compliments well either, but that's because I'm just too autistic to know how to act

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357049
Can sort of confirm, my first thought at beng complimented in some way is "surely you are angling to make fun of me at the very least".

And I wasn't even bullied that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357128
Could also be because she stuffed her circular cake into an undersized square Tupperware container.

[Anonymous No.]

>Perfectly Balanced

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357136
I did as well. I want her to hear how wonderful she is as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

> Gura can't finish her work on time because cake blogs distract her. And she wants to work in a bakery

This is too cute

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help Gura open a bakery so bad..

[Anonymous No.]

I want to support Gura's patissier dreams!

[Anonymous No.]

i can really relate to her wanting to work in a bakery, but holy shit do those fuckers have to wake up early. i gave up on that idea years ago because there's just no fucking way i can get up earlier than 7:00 every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357181
Say "Thank you" and just continue the conversation you were having.
t. Guy with Aspergers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357173
Same. I have no real interest in games vtubers play save for DooM.

I'm there for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357221
That's not the cake she's using. That's the fucked up one that she was eating earlier. She went out and bought shit to make a new one, hence the boatload of frosting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357269
Based android

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357049

I wasn't bullied that much in school, but I think I know the reason I can never take a compliment. This ain't my blog, though.

But yeah, this girl...man, if only I had been born elsewhere, and met her ten years ago, I wonder...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357173
Her zatsu streams are by far my favorite. If she did these as often as she does gaming streams, I would love it. But I get that these might be more taxing for her than gaming streams

[Anonymous No.]

Opening up a little bakery with Gawr Gura in a quiet town...

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I'm watching this at x2. She's going a mile a minute

[Anonymous No.]

sigh, i guess I will be her assistant

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356255
Gura has been in the corps since it's origins, last confirmed kill she got was back in Fallujah when she shoot a couple hajis during room clearing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357363
Even this thread is going double speed.

[Anonymous No.]

SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357049
I wish she could know how much she's worth and how much we all love and appreciate her

[Anonymous No.]

Ahahahaha holy shit Gura dunking on niggerball now.

[Anonymous No.]

Unfortunately, I don't know anything about the sportsball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357391
i thought she was an SSBN commander in the navy

[Anonymous No.]

>what are some podcast topics?
Talk about the fast-twitch muscle fiber of chimps, Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357486
Neither does Gura. Wing it!

[Anonymous No.]

gura playin madden lol

[Anonymous No.]

She's so fucking good today she ran out of things to say and nailed talking about sports of all things

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357543
I want to tackle Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

had to go out to get tendies, how cute has our shark been in the last 15 min?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has been in a pretty good mood today!

[Anonymous No.]

We blue mouth now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>that voice while googling
Ore no sides

[Anonymous No.]

And cooties.

[Anonymous No.]

>cooties

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357106
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M FUCKING CHUMMING

[Anonymous No.]

I want to taste gura's cooties!

[Anonymous No.]

Ahahaha holy shit Windows Update dunks on the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

ADHD Gura a go.

[Anonymous No.]

what did he say about mama shark?

[Anonymous No.]

i remember that marbling marshmallow syrup with food coloring is hard and that it's really easy to end up with just a homogeneous pink blur, so cake batter must be even harder.

[Anonymous No.]

Has she used this background before?

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck did you just say about Mamashark, you little bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

BUFF GURA?????

[Anonymous No.]

1 arm bigger Gura......uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357896

[Anonymous No.]

/fit/ can take notes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357870
In the members Sharknado watchalong

[Anonymous No.]

GURA’S GOOM ARM

[Anonymous No.]

Goomer arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gyp'd
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized something. Gura IS cute!

[Anonymous No.]

so... what gura said about ame's 3D stream wasn't a mistake. it's a 3D stream. with a 3D model. and she posted about it on her community page.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me, or is Gura slowly getting into Haachama territory, only even zanier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358150
there's no tarantula in the cake, we're safe for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358150
i was thinking the same thing, but there's also something about it that's way less dark. like this is fun and relaxing, and it makes me feel less depressed and worried, not more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358144
Congrats on recovering from mental retardation!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, the tip doesn't fit

[Anonymous No.]

dont fucking say it, niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358144
what learning disabilities do you have?

[Anonymous No.]

>It doesn't fit! It's too big!

[Anonymous No.]

>close your eyes, don't listen to my mess please

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358255
Uoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358321
Don't know, but I feel like watching fuck up a cake is making it worse. I can't stop UOOOHHing.

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUOOOOOOOOHHHH CLOSE TO GURA'S BODY

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to rub every piece of female clothing I can find against me to up the chances of gura spending an entire day in my stench

[Anonymous No.]

BIG SQUISHY FLOPPY THING

[Anonymous No.]

BIG SQUISHY FLOPPY THING

[Anonymous No.]

>big squishy floppy thing
she knows what she is doing

[Anonymous No.]

How in Gods name did this girl survive as long as she has?

[Anonymous No.]

>why's it so small...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358510
>why is it so small

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358504
do this in the kids section for best results

[Anonymous No.]

Did the thread slow down because everyone now has their hands on their dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358536
Gawr Momma is the only possible answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>1 and 2 and 1 and 2
Keep going Gura I will follow your instructions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358536
As soon as someone hears her voice they go into protection mode, no matter who.

[Anonymous No.]

SUCK IT OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358536
the truth is that you are worrying about things that don't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm removing the tip
Gura biting your dick off uuuooohhh

[Anonymous No.]

brap

[Anonymous No.]

i like it when she puts that bug thing in the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358601
1 and 2 and 1 and 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358646
Unironically this.

[Anonymous No.]

b-but my tip already got removed..

[Anonymous No.]

>Deadbraps
>Zombraps
>Chumbraps
What's next?

[Anonymous No.]

the diabeetus guy died this year i think

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, I think you might have diabeetus already. You certainly gave it to me.

[Anonymous No.]

cow milking stream with gura!!

[Anonymous No.]

>Can we find a cow to milk?
I will be your cow

[Anonymous No.]

>Milking stream
Oh god Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358868
getting milked by gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>milking stream
my god... i cant

[Anonymous No.]

Cow milking stream is actually a collab with mori

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's going to milk Noel live.
Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>cow milking stream

[Anonymous No.]

>unless...?
Fanart, please.

[Anonymous No.]

She's talking about milking the cows 4 dicks!

[Anonymous No.]

>She squeezes too hard because she's excited
>The tip came off
> Final UUUOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>It keeps going too fast
>My hand can't stop squeezing
UMM CHUMBUBS?

[Anonymous No.]

unless.........

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is all about lactation today, and I'm just happy that she shares my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

Gura gets excited and squeezes too hard.
This night will be the one to remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358840
That's a shame. Diabeetus was a good meme.

[Anonymous No.]

Is she actually going to show a pic of the cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358942
>Gura milking Noel while Noel milks us

[Anonymous No.]

This stream is great for smug frames

[Anonymous No.]

This stream is funking gold

[Anonymous No.]

gura keeps saying horny shit tonight

[Anonymous No.]

Force feed us, jesus christ gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359108
She's finally tuning 10,000
That means she's legal now

[Anonymous No.]

Yes Gura I will eat the crayon cake

[Anonymous No.]

SUCK the frosting

[Anonymous No.]

>im gunna suck the frosting outta this
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>I'M GONNA SUCK THE FROSTING OUT OF IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359072
She's going all out and I can't stop laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359016
She promised to tweet it after

[Anonymous No.]

has anyone that's calculated Gura's menstral cycle tell if she's ovulating now?
She's saying some pretty yabe lewd stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a gluttonous monster!

[Anonymous No.]

Frosting mixed with dirt. Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359175
You WILL blow out the candles, you WILL eat the crayon cake and you WILL like it

[Anonymous No.]

Gura eats dirt. Yummy

[Anonymous No.]

SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S DOING

[Anonymous No.]

Another Rhythm game hype!

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn decorate a cake with your gura gf and get messy with her

[Anonymous No.]

is gura's membership worth it? i've never joined anyones stream but i was thinking about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359292
There is a literal SC with these words there right now, hanging. I think we have achieved fusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>get phonecall
>know shit's about to go down
>sitting here watching Gura knowing shit's about to go down
Thank God for this shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359338
i think it's an extremely good deal and i love her member streams. she does something like eight times as much singing for members as she does for the public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359238
Take a look at yourself, Anon. Look at what you just posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359338
Absolutely. She does member's chatting, movie watchalongs, and karaokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>watamelon mention on stream

[Anonymous No.]

it's so cute how she keeps singing the BGM i love gura she's so cute I would kill if she told me to

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359338
Dude, how can you even ask that after today, holy shit. She is the queen for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359338
>worth it
What would you pay to hear an angel come down out of the clouds and sing?

[Anonymous No.]

>nvm im not going to say that it's a little too yabe
What was she going to say that she hasn't said already???

[Anonymous No.]

Im actually getting really excited to see what she has planned for her merch and the birthday stream tomorrow. She hyped this week up and it's still been better than I was expecting. I love this shark so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359238
Im not that far gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359338
Absolutely, especially if you enjoy her karaoke streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359443
if she told me to kill someone i would ask her what weapon she wanted me to use

[Anonymous No.]

>she went to WEG threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359476
She was about to add "just like makeup"

[Anonymous No.]

ok the sucking of frosting thing has to stop

[Anonymous No.]

This mesugaki is brattier than usual today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359537
WEG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359476
Somehow a joke about makeup (presumably) is more yab than top 20 breast milk facts

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359564
Don't worry anon, I only have t-wo more in me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359580
Sugar rush

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359564
I disagree with every fiber of my being.

[Anonymous No.]

>ride on top of the tips

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359580
I want to be bullied by this brat until I snap, pin her down, and headpat her

[Anonymous No.]

FEET CAKE

[Anonymous No.]

Gura showing off that you can be yab without forcing it down others throats

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359589
Watched, Expected, Got. /a/ and /v/ do them

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359621
Makes sense. I had to make this joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359476
she was going to say the "n-word"

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359732
Ah, that one. It is ages old by now, of course she saw it.

[Anonymous No.]

These comments ffs

[Anonymous No.]

I have a black cat. I invite gura to snuggle with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh God. Oh God it's everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>she needs the big tip

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>phrasing
>tip
Gura~

[Anonymous No.]

>squeeze the white stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>I need the big tip
>Trust me, I know

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359830
>it's hard not to lick this up
>i need the big one
>im going to keep squeezing the bag until white comes out

[Anonymous No.]

She knows. She really just confirmed that she knows what she's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>she's afraid no one will call

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she doing this to us

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359923

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359959
we deserve it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359959
She wants you to edge hard for her until the birthday stream tomorrow. Only real chumbuds can survive this one

[Anonymous No.]

gura is brattier than usual tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359959
Because it's hot as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359580
>brattier than usual
SHE'S HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura squeezes your bag until white frosting comes out.

[Anonymous No.]

these dumbasses commenting dumb shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359959
We do not deserve such bliss. I fear the day after tomorrow now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359929
Our fanart should include 'tributes' at this point. Points for stealth ones, so they actually make it on, damn mesugaki

[Anonymous No.]

How hard are the clipfags masturbating right now?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this stream the gift to the nonmembers or is there more? Because god damn, this is enough but god she leaves me wanting more.

[Anonymous No.]

Helping out at the local community bakesale with Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360057
she said it was tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

this is pretty lewd, how do we know that she is actually decorating a cake and not just going to town on some lucky anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360049
How hard are you?
Double it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360044
I'm sure there will be plenty of hotglue once she gets a figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>can i squeeze some of this in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

HER MODEL SLURPING THAT INVISIBLE Frosting tube

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360094
>He's not a T4 member

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360057
So become a shrimp already, goddamn it. Karaoke streams are the real effortposts with Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>And we're going to write 'feet'
I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359959
She's showing us who is in control.

[Anonymous No.]

At this point she might as well just come out and say "i want to suck your cock"

[Anonymous No.]

She should draw a foot on it. So she can say she posted feet tweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360128
No doubt, however that'd never make it. I'm thinking like what anon did to his Bea letter type shit - or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

How did Gura become the feet vtuber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360029
I can't believe the brat called me out on stream! She even waited some time to make it less obvious.

I LOVE YOU GURA I KNOW YOU'RE HERE AND I'M OFF MY MEDS

[Anonymous No.]

>gura makes fun of your stupid language
feels bad bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360223
that's crass and unladylike

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360261
She accidentally turned thousands of guys into footfags and now it's a feedback loop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360223
>I want to suck your chumstick, cumbuddies!

[Anonymous No.]

>PISS?

[Anonymous No.]

PISS

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360261
She did foot asmr
https://youtu.be/xuYbig3xQSQ

[Anonymous No.]

>what should we write on the cake? piss? feet?

[Anonymous No.]

PISS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360223
you may want to go to whoreshoujo for that kind of content

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360267
That's why you're here and speaking her language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360190
I'm surviving off of $100 leaf bucks since the start of the month to the end of the month for food, I don't have the money to become a member until I have a job.

[Anonymous No.]

piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360261
She said she'd punish herself by posting "FEET" on twitter if she didn't get her console splitter set up. After holding off on going through with it she finally just accepted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360223
Anon, don't you get it? How do you not grasp the beauty and elegance of saying it without saying it? The innuendo is like 90% of enjoyment of this. It's a form of art, a skill, and it IS NOT easy to pull off.

THAT is why Gura is so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360261
by talking about feet every single stream like a weird little pervert

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360261
She started to meme it and it spiraled far out of her control, so at this point she's just accepted it.

[Anonymous No.]

E F E E T

[Anonymous No.]

This stinky shark has so many fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

shes doing it, hahahahh

[Anonymous No.]

gura please stop with the foot jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360446
This is Gawr "I'd change your diaper" Gura we're talking about, so feet shouldn't be surprising

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't she said how she doesn't like feet at all? Idk why is she still going with "feet" meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360446
This bratty shark wants to stick her stinky feet on your forehead

[Anonymous No.]

>foot feetus

[Anonymous No.]

>shitposting on your cake
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360366
starve for gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360515
She does not like feet injuries specifically, not feet in general. Consistent with HER, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360446
She's been an internet addict for so long she knows every fetish in the book. I am 200% sure she's been on 4chan for longer than most of the people currently using it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360490
I was talking about the piss, but then feet cycled back 'round. That said, it's fucking glorious in the most cursed way - and I'm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360515
Gets good reactions from chat and she is a people pleaser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360515
because it's a very popular joke.
hopefully she'll start treating it in the future the same way she treats flat jokes now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360580
not longer than me, though (ง ื▿ ื)ว

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360515
she's a LIAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360515
The point is us guys like feet. And naturally her feet. She's catering to OUR fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360515
it's funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360610
>he thinks it's a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360580
What's her most cursed fetish she's acquired?

[Anonymous No.]

She completely loses her mind when she's at full energy, as if her mind can't handle her power

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360665
gura does not like feet.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gura... your nihilism

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360515
either a.) she's hiding the fact that she actually does have a foot fetish or b.) she gets off on knowing that she's making us like something she thinks is gross,
which is really just having a foot fetish with extra steps

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360580
She is literally the child of the golden age of 4chan, at this point there is simply nothing to argue about here anymore.

Small wonder she has us in total thrall.

[Anonymous No.]

>why does gura like feet???
>>5360683

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360680
Gura likes things that make shrimps happy and feet make shrimps happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360573
Gura wouldn't want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360680
gura "does not" like feet

[Anonymous No.]

Are we doing the foot fetish timeloop again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360680
True, except she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360683
>There are people in the world who will never earn this much money in their whole lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360670
vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360726
saying feet makes shrimps happy, so she says feet.
gura does not like feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360576
Oh that. I thought about that foot fetish story and If I remember correctly she said she doesn't like anything about feet at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360515
She doesn't need to like feet herself so long as she likes shoving her feet on my face.
These anons have the right idea >>5360626
>>5360705

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360670
Pregnancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360745
Newfags can't into archivereps

[Anonymous No.]

>I guess now I can tell you guys that—this story that I had, 'cause it's literally the same exact thing. This happened to me when I was a much younger shark. I was a very young, young shark. Uhmmm... [sigh] god! This is like a prime example of this exact situation happening. Uhmm... I was at—I was at a party, right? For a fish friend. Wuuaahhhh! And it was like a—it was like a, a girly party. It was a slumber party! Yay! Have you guys ever been to a slumber party?
>I doubt it, so I'll tell you what happens during a slumber party. So, like, slumber party is when you, like, watch movies, and you eat snacks, and you can—I guess you can do makeup. I guess. Uhhmmm... but another really common thing to do during, ah, slumber parties is pedicures and manicures. Yeah. Ah, pedicure meaning they paint your toenails, manicure meaning they paint your fingernails. Ahhmm. And this was—this was your your average, average sea slumber party. And, um. God I hate this ₕᵤʰᵃ.
>Young Gura—oh, I'm out of wood, too. Course, of course, of course, of course. I have really ticklish feet. I don't like—I c—I don't like anything having to do with feet. I don't like tickling feet. I don't like touching of feet. I don't like—I can't see any foot injury. Any type of foot injury makes me want to absolutely howl to the moon. And throw something. I can't—I can't look at it. I can't—yeah, I know I joke about feet all the time. Ha ha, ha ha. Uhm. But, in on allesty—eh, ah eeh [banging desk]—in all honesty, I can't stand, I can't stand anything having to do with feet, um, other than "Oh, foot! Haha!".
>Ah, so anyway, it became my turn to have a pedicure, and there was a, uhh, somebody else's mommy shark was there, and so they were, like, talking to baby Gura, and like, "Okay Gura~!"—ʰᵃʰ—"Okay Gura~, it's your turn for pedicure~!".
>And I, boldened and brave, a young—young sharkling Gura, turned to this adult shark, dsh, lady, and said [sigh]: "No, no. No, no. Sorry. I have a foot fetish."
>[sigh] I didn't know what that word meant. I had no idea what that word had meant. I heard it somewhere—do you know when you're young and you hear words somewhere, and you just repeat them like you know what they mean? I didn't know what that word meant. I had no idea, I just—I just thought it meant something like—I d—I don't know what kinda—I don't even know what kinda connotation I thought I ha—I thought it meant. I just used the word, 'cause I was thinking "I've used this"—or, "I've heard this word used by other, big, big s—big smart people, so I'm gonna use this word." God~. [sigh] Oh my god, it makes my skin crawl ₕᵤʰᵃ.
>That's—this is—that's one of those things. You guys know—do you ever lie in bed and something really embarrassing comes back to your mind? And you just—your face wants to invert into itself? That's one of my stories. That's one of those things that happened to me. Absolutely unbelievable. I said it so confidently, too, 'cause I was like, "I'm gonna wow this adult. I'm gonna wow this, this—this adult with my big brain word." [sigh]. Yeah. ₕᵤʰᵃ. That was—I need wood. I need more wood.
>It's so—It's so dumb. It's—oops, sorry. No I'm not. It's so dumb. It's so dumb! I cannot. I can't! Oh, god. I remember the—the look that she gave me. The look that she gave me was—I don't think I can ever forget it. It was—it was a, eh—[gasp] [panting]—ʰᵃ ᵃᵃᵃʰʰ ʰᵃ~! It was shock, it was disbelief. It was disgust. It was confusion. It was eye-roll, all, like—cringe! Yes! I—a, ah, uueh?—it was everything rolled into one. And I think the—one of the best parts was, was that I didn't ev—'cause, because I didn't know what the word meant, right? It didn't—I didn't realize what the word meant until... couple thousand years later, and when I found out, and I had this memory, it was—ₕᵤʰᵃ it was like, the whole world stopped when I, when I made that connection. Well, my world stopped. Oh, nice. I have more wood. Excellent, very nice, we can use this. Anyway.
>Ah, w—I thought I had eight! K, i'mma get ridda these. Anyway, that's an embarrassing story. Yeah. C-c-c-c-cuhrin-ge-ge-ge-ge. Absolutely. Oh, god, it's painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360670
>Gawr "I'd change your diaper" Gura
>>5360490

[Anonymous No.]

Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts supplies

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360610
Yeah, I hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

how many empty beer cans are scattered around her desk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360760
No, I meant this.

[Anonymous No.]

Take this from a foot connoisseur. It does not matter if a woman likes or dislikes the notion of someone liking her feet specifically - it's the praise. Women who know their beauty and self-worth can recognize whether or not they have good or bad looking feet, even if they might be tricking themselves. A woman who doesn't take care of her feet will pretend not to care, but as soon as a man or another woman praises her or the potential for her feet, she will start looking at them more whenever she bathes, showers, or takes her footwear and/or socks off. What she previously ignored or only maintained, she will start looking at it more often from that point on. She will consider how nice a manicure would be, how nice it would be to get them painted just the right color or polish. But then she might lament how no one would see them, therefore, she resolves herself to maybe treating herself once a week by wearing sandals and seeing if anyone notices. She will continue seeking it, maybe even point it out to someone she likes - but once she gets a nibble, she becomes addicted to that praise. She starts experimenting, alternating polishes, manicure styles, even doing footbaths and special pedicure treatments. She will find excuses to mention her feet, because it's fundamentally HER, but at the same time, so distant from her standard appearance. She doesn't have to get bad judgments or reviews about her normal looks when she seeks attention with her feet. People usually don't shame others about bad feet unless it's really heinous, and if she's taking good care of them, it doesn't matter if her toes are small, long, or somewhere in-between. She has that modicum of self-worth that's inherently sexual, provocative, and shows her true colors without having to strut (proverbially speaking) her personality or the rest of her out. It's why Gura takes immense pleasure in rubbing her feet on the glass of her computer tower and mentioning it. It's why she started happily grinning and laughing when she went through with the foot ASMR because she herself, liked that power, that attraction, that appeal. "How could someone like this?" Gura might have asked in her head. But then the attention starts pouring in - a part she likely valued very little before has suddenly become a commodity, something that distinguishes the good people from the bad without being too overt. Foot people are by and large, good people, they scout what true beauty looks like when it's covered up, layered, or worn and beaten and then fixed into something anew. Think of feet as an excellent engine inside of a car chassis; it keeps everything running perfectly, no matter how the rest of the outside looks, fresh or not. Breasts sag, asses wrinkle, but feet can just get a new layer of polish, lotion, and it's as if they were 20 years younger again. Why do you think older ladies love to wear toe rings and wear nail polish on their toes so often, along with uncovered footwear like sandals? That is the reason why, it's the part of them that they can still fondly pretend to be younger with and they love when men worship that youthfulness. Feet are the universality that connects all of a woman's attractiveness into one distilled, tucked away compartment, and it is up to us to unlock that potential, either expressed or lost. That, my friend, is how feet is true culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>I hope you all come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360705
No-one is open about a foot-fetish except creepy autists or people that have found people that accept them and their 'feet jokes'.
This is my autistic way of saying c) Both

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360867
Multiple times already Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360760
You are correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360839
Read the rules, faggot >>1

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360839
Where is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360836
There are probably many cans of various types on her desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360745
It's no longer a timeloop, autistchama. The timeline is going towards her enjoying it, now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360802
This is why kids shouldn't browse 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

This was the best day-with-Gura since the early karaoke days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360755
h-hot

[Anonymous No.]

F

[Anonymous No.]

oh no i dropped my everything

[Anonymous No.]

Gura dropped the cake!

[Anonymous No.]

f

[Anonymous No.]

did she died?

[Anonymous No.]

Perfect ending.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't just "bye" us, what the fuck happened you clumsy shark

[Anonymous No.]

[unsettling sounds]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360957
At least she didn't make a song about loli rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360921
And now you will describe how what I posted "pertains to IRL lives of vtubers". In detail.

>>5360927
A lot of digging around, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

now what am i supposed to do until tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god why

[Anonymous No.]

>>5360800
That's not cursed...
Unless... >>5360755
She is a shark, after all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361179
sleep reps

[Anonymous No.]

you can tell that she read all the chats at the end. what is she hiding from us?

[Anonymous No.]

time to pray to god that everything goes well with the dmc videos tomorrow, if i get even an inkling of validation for the door line I will ride that high for the rest of the month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361192
>I am here and I am hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361192
>That's not cursed...
It's cursed if you're a woman that's too small and thin to have a regular menstrual cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

It's hard to even put in words how amazing Gura is. There are zero other people I would watch on a cake decorating stream without even being able to see the cake, let alone enjoy it as much as I enjoyed that stream.

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361292
foot injury

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361263
she's that good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361263
Yeah, I was actually pretty entertained. I guess this is the power of a good streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361292
She got frosting everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361292
Sounds like she knocked over something glass onto the ground and/or her foot

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361292
Have a feeling she knocked a bunch of utensils off her desk,

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361292
She is currently covered head to toe in white sticky stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361381
She was asking for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361362
>so clumsy she cant even decorate a cake without hurting herself
Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361292
There's a pretty high chance that cake is now on the floor, and the top layer is all that's salvageable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361448
Endearment and protection mode made flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

...she even has dojikko appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361449
That's what I was thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361449
I've had a cake fall before, it sounds nothing like that, believe me.
I'm 99% sure the cake is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361449
Nah, she sounded too happy with her, "oh bye!" afterward for it to be anything that caused damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5358332
>things she'll never say about you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361449
I'm guessing it's her tools or some of the other stuff that might be on her desk like cups that fell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361253
vore abortion or snuff, flip a coin chumbud
I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361525
Yeah, it was probably frosting , that she now has to clean up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361263
She helps me so much with my smile reps my face hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361449
HAAH! I have a cake!
AAH! I dropped my cake uoooh~

[Anonymous No.]

the one thing i can think of that would improve these streams would be to do them in stereo. ideally i'd like a couple of overhead omnis, but the 3DIO would work fine, too. she's right not to put a noise gate and compressor on it for ASMR, but the noise gate would be desirable for the cooking and gardening, and the compressor would at least be fine, and probably desirable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361602
And will stain whatever it touched blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361504
Especially when it comes to dropping food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361525
I hope it was just a cute bait she decided to roll with after knocking something over. I would hate to learn she dropped the cake after all that work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361535
I will have you know, I am a JUMBO shrimp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361621
I want Gura in 7.1 surround sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361602
Frosting in a glass container?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361630
Two weeks from now she will wonder where these blue stains came from.

[Anonymous No.]

More zatsudans, onegaishimasu

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxU6slo9jLM
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361695
Storing the utensils in a glass cup?

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to let out all of my feelings about how I think I'm in love but it would be weird to tell my friends (one already thinks that this is unhealthy, the other is going through a roughpatch with his gf and it'd feel like i'm rubbing it in) and I'd be preaching to the choir here.

But my god, I don't think I've ever listened to another person talk for hours on end and just hung on to every word. I feel like I'm back in highschool, man, only not even then did I feel this good. I just think about her constantly. Whether its wondering what she's up to, listening to streams or imagining myself with her, it's always something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361525
>she sounded too happy with her, "oh bye!"
That was exactly her intent, to comfort us. Don't believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361745
You and everyone else here bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361745
Welcome to purgatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361745
all in all just another shrimp in the wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361745
You could write her a letter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361745
Phrase it like it's a long-distant girl or some shit for the prudefag, and get it out. Just make sure you be mindful and don't fall for your own lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361745
Don't Forget You're Here Forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361535
This is the least offensive way to express my condolences

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCK15RSGSxw

[Anonymous No.]

i am gonna laugh if she forgets to tweet the pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361630
Now we know where the blue highlights in her hair come from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361691
does youtube support surround sound? it needs to support stereo and mono for compatibility with devices they support, and the specifications for putting surround into a two-channel stream are ... not ideal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362015
There was never a cake she was just eating icing with a spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361976
Pretty classy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361745
>I don't think I've ever listened to another person talk for hours on end and just hung on to every word
Same.

>I feel like I'm back in highschool
At least you had that. I went to an all male highschool.

This girl is something else entirely and we can repeat and repeat that to the end of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362082
LOL

[Anonymous No.]

I had a girlfriend for five months, but I love Gura a lot more.

[Anonymous No.]

i cleaned off my table earlier and i'm going to plant some mint and sugar snap peas if i can find seeds for them and maybe something else too, does anyone have any suggestions for good things to grow indoors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5361878
Yeah, no, I can't subject her to that. I'll just open up ms paint and scribble shit like >>5361828 or pic related until I calm down like i normally do. I think these last two streams just got me extra excited.

>>5361888
He already knows what it is, right now he's just glad my wallet isn't too affected by this yet.
>spoiler
I will form a tulpa of gura and nobody can stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362187
>Tulpa time
Anon no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362185
cannabis

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362185
I'm going to grow basil, parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme, and mint.

[Anonymous No.]

Tulpa construction is the express highway to funny hourse with soft walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362187
She loves getting fan letters. Just talk about how much you appreciate what she does. It doesn't have to be long or fancy.

[Anonymous No.]

How did the stream go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362343
watch the VOD immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362313
>mint
gura will steal it

[Anonymous No.]

Think low rank soldierfags had nerd talks about Joan of Arc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362343
I fucking loved the stream. Every second of it.

[Anonymous No.]

Did she say what soil she used? I use fox farm ocean forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362378
All according to keikaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362438

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362392
Maybe, but their physical needs were tended by the whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362185
Herbs work well indoors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362392

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362587
>Gura walks in
would you guys stop cunny posting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362782
It's her dang fault to begin with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362782
guras already here and we're still doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362782
I don't cunny post, but I would be VERY proud if Gura masturbated to my raunchy greentext story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362782
Gura would join in on the cunny posting

[Anonymous No.]

Gura brap: https://files.catbox.moe/vzq4ef.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>5357534
>Sports, yeah sports!
>...ew, sports, why?

I lost it

[Anonymous No.]

I just remembered I need to set an alarm for tomorrow morning. Only Gura would be able to get me to wake up before 9am on a Sunday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362884
Imagine Gura doing this mid cumshot

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362884
Gura.... she seemed so happy and excited today bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>5359338
Pub and members karaokes are night and day. She loves to just fuck around in members, you got a taste of that with Rockafeller, but its more prevalent with members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362904
https://files.catbox.moe/xey5j6.m4a

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362965
that ok at the end...........i'm not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362955
yesterday was the first time i'd watched her karaoke live, usually i just watch her songs from clippers and link them to my friends who never watch them but the karaoke was amazing and i kind of want to support her now. the problem is the 5 dollars a month i think it's $5 for yt memberships? i have no idea is going to turn into more because i'm going to want to support others like amelia and pochi

[Anonymous No.]

>>5363049
I think it was $5, yeah. Personally, its worth it; watching her take suggestions from chat on songs is some next level shit.

I WILL hear her sing Demons one day.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>5363148
>Join me shrimps! Together we will show the world the true meaning of "a"

[Anonymous No.]

>>5363105
she seemed interested in singing bury the light yesterday, i hope she sings that too i don't sign into youtube or anything so i don't really know how this works, but do members get access to a private discord or something? or it's mainly community posts + private videos

[Anonymous No.]

>>5363049
the price depends on where you live. it's 5 USD, but the prices in other places don't necessarily follow the exchange rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5363254
the member area, as such, is on her community tab. you can see all previous community posts, plus members-only community posts that aren't visible to the public. she doesn't really post there that often, except to post links to member streams, but there is some discussion in the comment threads for those posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5363254
Just private streams and a few very rare community posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>5363254
Handful of standalone community posts, mostly just excellent members' only videos (posted in the community tab)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5363254
Community posts. The only members vids up I think is the ASMR and maybe a zatsudan or two since her karaokes almost always get privated after they end.

[Anonymous No.]

if you want to see what member VODs are available on youtube, there's this playlist.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g

[Anonymous No.]

>>5363334
Don't forget all of the kino watchalongs

[Anonymous No.]

>>5363420
Yeah, but a lot is lost if you don't catch them live with the thread/cytube. Its like karaoke in that regard; yeah, you can find clips, but its vastly different compared to watching live.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86UdOrzFXxQ

[Anonymous No.]

I expected to see Guras handiwork by now. Maybe shes too busy eating the cake.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5363466
True, but I think they're still watching (don't bother finding the movie for Avatar, though, just listen to Gura).

[Anonymous No.]

>>5362587
The following passage was also interesting to read.
>It is no great stretch to suggest that, when young men encounter a beautiful woman who has won their respect to an extraordinary degree their usual sexual lust may become sublimated into a devotion and loyalty that is passionate but chaste. Joan had the power to make thousands of armed men love her, not as an object of romantic desire, but as the living focus of their hunger to serve a higher cause. Whenever rose in her stirrups to shout, "Let all who love me—follow me!" she was exploiting a special relationship between leader and led that is unique in all history. Ultimately, it was this astonishing ability of Joan's to make an army of soldiers chastely love her—to the point that they would willingly face death in battle for her—that empowered her to bodily shove history onto a new path.
— Joan of Arc: The Warrior Saint
Stephen Wesley Richley
for anyone wondering on the source.

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>>5363499
She has to go through corporate bureaucracy to be approved to send an image of something real.
Just to make sure she doesn't accidentally show her face or something.

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>>5363650
i would fight for gura

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>>5363655
i'm grateful for this policy

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>>5363655
This is why you should never talk shit about Jenma. She's looking out for our shark.

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>But after battle, her tenderheatedness came out as she spent as much time weeping over the English dead as the French. In the aftermath of the Battle of Patay, she even held a dying English soldier's head in her lap to hear his confession and comfort him as he died.

>Ywn die in battle and be softly sang to your eternal rest by Joan of Sharc

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>>5363650
Why am I spooked by this?

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>>5363749
It's definitely one of the things cover did right.

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>>5363749
yeah, so some schizo doesn't zoom in on a reflection or something to get at a scrap of info.

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>>5363833
RIP dead bro who made it.(lol joan of shark)

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>>5363261
>>5363307
>>5363325
>>5363333
>>5363334
thanks, i'll make a youtube account and subscribe now

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>>5363886
She's probably going to do a meme reflection isn't she

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>>5363886
I'm still wondering how she'll ever do another gardening stream since the plants will be outside and some creep will analyze all the bird calls or something.

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>>5363854
The power of Smug Gooruh Cunny's Messygaki mocks you relentlessly into intimidation.

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>YWN be led into battle by Joan of Shark

(﹏)

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>>5363983
welcome to the shark-side

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>>5364016
She probably can't get away with it but a blurry reflection HER would be funny.

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>>5363854
how does the knowledge that some women are just this powerful not spook someone?

These excerpts depict her as a 15th level or higher paladin who was able to find a unicorn to become her steed, naturally took Leadership at 6th level and now commands an army of cohorts with sheer force of personality alone.
And this is a real person. And not even that long ago in history. This isn't like the egyptians or the greeks where its so far back we can just assume anything that seems to fantastical was just legend, this is we have papers and records of people describing her this way unironically.

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>>5364328
Y'know, if anyone in holoEN were to try that, it would be Gura.