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I was just jacking off to some milfxshota porn and after I achieved post-nut clarity I realized something.
Hololive English desperately needs a high energy spaz for EN3.
Think of Miko, Pekora, Sabaru, Korone even IND has Ollie. Somehow they manage to be always "on", like they're a caricature who just stepped out of a cartoon. Some people think they're annoying but their superb showmanship helps maintain the illusion that they're characters in a show and it's integral to the verisimilitude of vtubing as a whole. Without the fiction that these are characters instead of people then vtubing merely becomes streaming and loses it's soul.
Now you compare that kind of acting to HoloEN.
Ina, Fauna and Kronii are horse tranquilizers in human form, relaxing perhaps but too boring to be characters.
Mumei and Ame have that sort of deranged personality you might see on a sitcom, but it's always a bit forced and sporadic.
Bae is an annoying zoomer.
Kiara tries too hard, it breaks the illusion to constantly have the actor desperately asking if they're doing a good job.
If Calli was a character she'd be written by Kevin Smith, nuff said.
Gura is the closest to a natural character but she's too lowkey, too SoL, and what HoloEN desperately needs is ADHD incarnate. Not just for the illusion but for the contrast, they need someone so wacky you'll be running to an Ina stream just to catch your breath.

>> No.53325482

I actually agree. I want someone easily excitable and just plain fucking stupid.

>> No.53325600

>>53325371
Give me the milfxshota porn you were jacking off to.

>> No.53325858

>>53325371
Based

>> No.53326999
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>>53325371
We kind of had one for a time...

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53327908

>I want Bae but Bae doesn't count.

>> No.53328912

>>53327908
>>I want Bae

eww

>> No.53329069

That is quite possibly the worst idea I have ever heard. Stick to jerking off.

>> No.53334065

>>53325371
Sooooo.... someone like Filian?

>> No.53334212

>>53325371
So. Sauce? Share us some of that clarity

>> No.53334715

>>53325600
>>53334212
NTA, but this shit is peak shota x milf; https://nhentai.net/g/387394/

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>>53334715
For me it's Agata.

>> No.53335645

>>53325371
>milfxshota porn
didn't read the rest of your post but holy based

>> No.53335939

>>53325371
Watch Tempus

>> No.53336231

>>53325371
I fucking love how retarded Subaru is. And her annoying fucking voice. It's so goddamn cute. Do you know how fucking rare she is? None of the other girls can compete. It's not even close

>> No.53336739

>>53325371
Basically Filian?

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53336861

>please watch filia-
No, die shills.

>> No.53336943

>>53325371
I'll concede a (you). It's not wrong. I've been finding myself listening to (or bombarded with) shorts of zoomies. Filian, Rin (and ghost loli), whoever the hell Punkalopi is. It would be a nice change of pace to what HoloEN is.

I love me some HoloEN but I feel like they're on borrowed time now.

And yes I've seen the D.Nousagi vid.

>> No.53337588

>>53325371
>I was just jacking off to some milfxshota porn
Hold on... let's hear him out.

>> No.53338959

>>53325371
>I want someone high energy and always on, like Bae
>but not Bae
Figure out what the fuck you want then

>> No.53339369

>>53337588
/349490/
You're welcome

>> No.53340370

>>53325371
>>53325600
>>53334212
>>53334715
>>53335645
>>53337588
>>53339369
Jacking off to weird shit does not make you "interesting" or "quirky". Get a fucking personality.

>> No.53340713

>>53340370
that's exactly what some tramp who shows her butthole on stream for 1$/minute would say

>> No.53341909

>>53325371
just watch filian when you're in need of some ADHD

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/10vB84OHBTw

>> No.53346017

>>53325371
How do you go from milf x shota porn to wanting a HoloEN version of Filian?

>> No.53348046

>>53325371
>(M)ILF X Shota
Its Mogiki Hayami for me

>> No.53348814

>>53339369
holy shit that's solid gold

>> No.53348867

>>53340370
do you...know where the fuck you are...?

>> No.53349108

>>53325371
Korone is pretty lowkey on her 20th hour of a 30 year old game. What's wrong with Bae?

>> No.53349214

>>53349108
The problem with Bae is that she's a homobegger. She's such a whore she can't stop being one for two seconds to hold character. She's worthless goods. Unsalvageable.

>> No.53350887

>>53328912
The only time I felt Bae was being chaotic was during her genital jousting stream otherwise she's just your typical 20 something female streamer.

>> No.53350991

>>53336231
I hope she gets Maser Duel perms someday, imagine how she reacts to multiple OTKs.

>> No.53353890

>>53340370
>milfxshota
>weird shit
anon... you might not understand the situation you're in

>> No.53353929

>>53325371
EN does have someone like that though?
machina x flayon

>> No.53354049

>>53353929
shut up homonigger

>> No.53354351

>>53354049
mad cause the girls aren't interesting enough..... i accept you're concession

>> No.53354438

>>53354351
Kill yourself

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