Graduation incoming?

[Anonymous No.]

>Tonnes of health and mental health issues
>Tonnes of time off
>Lots of collabs within the same vicinity of eachother
>We're in July which is the hotspot for graduations or graduation announcements.

Something is amiss

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone who posts in this thread is Italian

[Anonymous No.]

Mama mia

[Anonymous No.]

Sei molto gay

[Anonymous No.]

Imma give dat a shark 5 fingers Sicilian style iffa she don stream to a tha chumbies!

[Anonymous No.]

>tonnes

You make me sick

[Anonymous No.]

i cooka da pasta

[Anonymous No.]

OP è un frocio

[Anonymous No.]

>>52913336
Ho scopato tua madre con una forchetta arrugginita

[Anonymous No.]

Solo un altro filo di deflessione niji

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>>52912731
It is inevitable, she is moving to Phase Connect™

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>>52912731
OP è un finocchio ritardato

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>>52913597
I hate nijisanji.

[Anonymous No.]

it's a me

[Anonymous No.]

You guyses catch a da Panko stream? Broke ma mama’s heart watchin her drive.

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>>52913787
Sono ritardato solo perché tua madre mi ha distrutto il cervello con il suo culone.

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>>52913899
You Phase Fags are insufferable.

[Anonymous No.]

She's a lazy bitch *hand gestures*

[Anonymous No.]

Me gusta El queso

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>>52912731
>Something is amiss
Gura actually streaming?

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>>52912731
Yes, Graduation is incoming. But not Gura.
Every Gura graduation claim causes a graduation in a different agency. Such is the Gura curse.

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>>52914058

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>>52912894
But I like Hawaiian pizza.

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>>52914112
Oh, that makes it easy then.
Gura Graduation incoming
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[Anonymous No.]

primo post miglior post

[Anonymous No.]

guraduation

[Anonymous No.]

Wahoo!
*collects a coin from a block*

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>>52914946
It's working.
Which agency could this be from?

[Anonymous No.]

No graduation, just hitting her quota before fucking off for a while again.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura curse isreal

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ittsa me mario

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>>52914112
Works just like the "She's the Gura killer" curse

[Anonymous No.]

i bakea da cannoli

[Anonymous No.]

I wisha I was a-backa in Napoli

[Anonymous No.]

I snap my spaghetti in half

[Anonymous No.]

grazzie ragazzie forza ferrari sempre

[Anonymous No.]

bopity boopy

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>>52913676
>SHE becomes a Phase Invader
not a bad end

[Anonymous No.]

She's either graduating or Kiara really REALLY made her come out of her shell, we'll know for sure if she collabs with mori again.

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>>52916252
Honestly yeah, maybe she'll finally be able to cut loose finally.

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>sharkcord raiding this thread
lmao

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>>52912731
>2 original songs
>Cover with Okayu
>Confirmed as one of the main girls in holosummer
>New opening for streams
>More figures in the making
She's not graduating any time soon

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AI LOVA DA SHARKA

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's never going to graduate or at least they'll never say it if she does

[Anonymous No.]

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore

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>>52912731
>Graduation incoming?
This was what other anons said last yr with gura with the same reasons.
Same with ina when she went away,
you anons really need your heads to be checked, it reeks of retardation from miles away.

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>>52918490
She’s pretty much in Ayame mode and Cover is absolutely fine with it as long as they continue to print money from them for minimal effort.

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If you keep saying it every day you're bound to be right at some point, so keep it up I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

She never had a 1 on 1 Collab with IRyS. If that happened out of nowhere, I would believe it.

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>>52912731
The depressed Korean doomer?
If she graduates, it'll be graduating from LIFE

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>>52918987
Its just the daily niji/phasekek/2view seethe. I cant fathom allowing one little shark to live rent free in your head. Kek

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>>52915857
>This kills the Italian

[Anonymous No.]

Grudge post me later if I'm wrong but here is my take on the whole thing:

Gura isn't graduating anytime soon. But this is the least of your concerns:

>But Sana!
1. Unlike Sana, Gura pulls in huge numbers of fans and revenue.
2. Unlike Sana, Gura enjoys being an idol and doing hololive stuff, apparently more than she enjoys streaming.

>Her long absences/health
3. Ina and Ayame have gon MIA for long periods of time, more recently also Haachama. Low engagement isn't a reason to graduate.

>Collab spamming
While this is usually a death flag for graduation. this time isn't it. because:

Gura is afraid of her fanbase.

She probably wants to go back to streaming semi-regularly but is afraid of her fanbase seeing how they'be been behaving in the past.
She's spaming collabs to slowly ease back into it, since her fans don't usually sub to other girls (SPECIALLY not Kiara nor Kronii).
My guess is that she'll collab with girls closer to her fanbase (Moom and Fauna would probably go last right before going back to semi regular streams)

Read this cumbuds: you're the reason Gura is afraid to stream, maybe if you weren't as angry and demanding with her she'd be there for you more often.

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>>52926595
>tl;dr har har garlic bread

[Anonymous No.]

She's just doing her collab quota so she can disappear again

[Anonymous No.]

cazzo un bene

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>>52912731
>Council's contracts renew in May
>It's July and she's still here
>"Graduation incoming?"
Anon, I have bad news for you...

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>>52926595
Gura admitted in this stream with Kronii that she is afraid of going outside now. One can only wonder what have chumbuds done that traumatized her that much

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>>52928532
chumbuds are fucked in the head

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>>52926595
coping really hard schizo

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>>52912731
What's your thought on pineapple on pizza?

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>>52928532
>everything changed after the myth collab
>travelling in public
>gura is traumatized
chumbuds what the fuck did you do?

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>>52912731
>No streams
>"Graduation incoming?"
>Streams
>"Graduation incoming?"

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>>52912731
gura sounds like she just got through a breakup and is on the verge of crying. small breathy voice filled with anxiety, short fast words, cutting off sentences, overly cautious. gura wasn't like this before, she was loud, clear, and bubbly. this is a husk. something definitely happened. did she get culture shock from japan? were her dreams shattered? did some fans go too far and stalk her? does she just hate streaming and her fans because of something that happened online? was there a boyfriend? she sounds like someone severely depressed and filled with anxiety in a really bad place in their life. she might have been spending time in a psyche ward or if it's alcoholism, rehab. worse this girl could be a complete tard being wrangled to extremes to perform. she can't even keep up the voice act. no matter what it was it's easy to see there is no real coming back, the old gura won't return. she could glide along doing the most minimal effort work at the price of her fan's mental health or she might just graduate.

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>>52928532
>Gura got gangbanged in the AirBnB while Mori was in the closet streaming
>Probably got blackmailed by a ton of chads into not pressing charges

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>>52926595
But hatesex chicken and clock woman are the best Goomba collabs.
The idiots actually behave both like sane humans AND keep some kf of the idol vtuber deal.

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>>52926595
>maybe if you weren't as angry and demanding with her she'd be there for you more often.
gaslighting woman logic
she's pregnant and scared from guilt

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>>52930710
the gura today is a shell of her former self, devoid of life and joy, empty and hollow. I think something happened when she went to dubai.

[Anonymous No.]

All i'm saying is, if you woke up tomorrow and you were the goob, would you not pour your heart and soul back into streaming and get that mad cash?

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>>52912894
I cooka da pizza

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>>52912894
Spaghetti meatballs

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>>52931336
I would masturbate for 8 hours straight. And then kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess Nina's graduation wasn't enough for the nijifags

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Collab spam for graduating chuubas usually starts after the graduation is announced so I'm not buying this rrat

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>>52912731
ITT: Cumbuds so unused to Gooba streaming more than 2 times a month that they conflate it with graduation

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>>52931219
Gura has been fighting with management since last fall and that would be reason enough to be stressed out.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1676926017074503680?t=aQTCCAXjxnVbkTBXUE0PdQ&s=19

It just hit her that the graduation announcement date is coming up

[Anonymous No.]

Shitpost all you want, it does fit the pattern. Coco announced her graduation she collabed a bunch, the month before Sana graduated she collabed a bunch. Gura goes through a long period of few streams, then suddenly a bunch of collab strreams and even a collab cover, and right after a major event too. This kind of behaviour and timing is prime graduation risk. I really hope that isn't happening.

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>>52926595
>Gura enjoys being an idol and doing hololive stuff
you mean she likes being skinwalked during lives KEK

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>>52935175
>a bunch
this is the like the fourth one over 2-3 months
i dont think its the same

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>>52912894
Babidi boopi I make a da spaghetti

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>>52935258
>this is the like the fourth one over 2-3 months
And 3 of those 4 happened this week: Ame, Kiara, Kronii.

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>>52931336
I'd go and get a train run on me and then post it on Twitter

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where's da gabagool?!?

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I'ma sicka da pizza

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>>52912894
ay tone,
I'm just sayin' if I got 3 polio vaccines in one year and still got polio I'd be askin' some questions

[Anonymous No.]

I broke the spaghetti.

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>>52916491
The Kiara collab shit is because Kiara does all the work for them so she feels like they are low effort and she thinks normal streams are high effort. See her asking to go become a react streamer and then not streaming when people said no, because she wants ez streams because autism.
Kiara is autistic the other way and Kiara also is super nice to Gura because she likes the feeling of being Gura's friend. Its like she is friends with the most popular girl in school

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>>52919323
She did kinda during the rust saga before faggots in chat ruined everything.
>that stream where she spent the entire time with the JPs despite not knowing what the fuck was going on instead of going to hang out with Mori or Ame and then the second she heard IRyS she switched to the IRyS, Bae, Luna child soldier voice chat and then went out of her way to kill Mori so she wouldn't have to listen to her.

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>>52926595
>apparently more than she enjoys streaming.
its not apparently. She said her dream was to be miku and she was happy about getting into holo because that meant she could be miku. If she just wanted to be a streamer she didn't need to have joined holo

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>>52935180
she was the one dancing during connect the world. Did you see how much more elaborate kiara and bae's dances were. Gura only did a few moves. Ina did fucking nothing to dance. And mori did the guitar thing to avoid dancing and I think mumei fucked up a dance at one point

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>>52926595
she doesn't want to deal with the >where have you been shit, obviously. But the other part of it is she thinks streaming is exhausting and collabs are easier because either kiara does everything or she doesn't need to read chat and can just bounce off ame or kronii and doesn't need to think up literally everything on her own like a normal stream. hence why she wanted to do movie may and wanted to do react streams

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>>52930710
or she was tired and she is likely on meds for her retardation that has been keeping her from streaming. Remember this whole shit started because Bae tricked her into wearing the heart monitor while singing (to get revenge for Gura paying Mama rat to keep Bae's virginity intact and to lock Bae in the cuckshed) and her parents saw her pulse rate and Gura couldn't even do the >muh scary game cover she normally does and she said in the choochoo charles stream she had low blood pressure so she might be on a bunch of meds

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>>52935175
Sana announced the graduation before the collabs. the only thing she might have done before the graduation announcement in terms of collabs was open vc minecraft

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>>52926595
>is afraid of her fanbase seeing how they'be been behaving in the past
And how exactly they've been behaving mr garlic bread?

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>>52936359
Gura clearly isn't the only one who needs meds

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>>52935840
Nigger she can't do react streams because she is in Hololive, get that throught your thick skull.
>B-but movie watchalongs
We all know she's refering to memes on youtube.
Also nice fanfic retard.

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>>52926595
>You're the reason Gura is afraid to stream!!!
>spends lots of money on a new animation and song
Nice fanfic retard.

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>>52936220
then why did she only do one movie for movie may?

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>>52915115
Why is this the post that made me laugh out loud I eat da spaghetti linguini mamma mia

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>>52930762
yeah, me

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>>52935840
>See her asking to go become a react streamer and then not streaming when people said no
Why do you guys place so much emphasis on this thing she inquired about a singular time

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>>52936837

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>>52912894
holy fuck anon come cazzo lo sai

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>>52926595
At this point if she only did solo streams 1-3 times a month then fine, I just want a less vague reason for this new normal.

Not asking for her to reveal "I had cancer, was in radiation therapy", just a measurement of the severity of her issues like "I have major health issues that will kill me unless I change my schedule", that's what we got with Ina.

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>>52913597
hanno perso originalita, poverini non possono neanche piu nascondere che niji è nella merda

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>>52912731
Pizza

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>>52928532
>Gura admitted in this stream with Kronii that she is afraid of going outside now

Then how the fuck did she make it to japan twice?

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>>52936660
mumei has done react streams. pretty sure gura wanted to use twitch for react streams

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>>52937414
Nigger, let me repeat it, Hololive does not allow her to react to memes online, they are afraid of getting sued or else 90% of HoloEN would be watching daily dose of internet while eating.

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>>52937407
she literally left her room like one time the entire time she was in japan that didn't involve either going to the holo office for work or Kiara/Ina/Achan/jenma babysitting her.
>>52937498
Mumei did a fucking react to memes stream you fucking retarded pajeet faggot. Go shit in the street and die

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>>52912731
se è per dire della merda del genere, tienitelo per te

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>>52937533
>Mumei did a fucking react to memes stream
Then timestamp or stfu.

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>>52930762
prendi le tue pillole anon

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>>52928532
>>52928613
>"chumbud"
Nice try wheelchair schizo.

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>>52912894
Mama mia!

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>>52937533
If she's that afraid of going outside plus her lack of acknowledgment of chat then I have to assume that someone went too far with forbidden info on Gura.

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>>52912731
She was raped in japan

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>>52937625
it was a members' stream you dickless pajeet street shitting faggot

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>>52937959
Yeah by me

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>>52938049
nice pajeet, link the stream, I'll know what to do, of course I'll let you finish defecating on the street first, unless you're at work rn scamming some old lady.

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>>52938093
I think its part of this one, you cockless indian faggot
>>22950697

[Anonymous No.]

No gabagool?

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>>52938430
Pajeet-san, put the fucking members stream link here, I wanna see if she showed them ON STREAM, don't be so retarded please.

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>>52938653
kill yourself you cockless brown street shitting indan mongel faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmikeDho4Rc&list=UUMO3n5uGu18FoCy23ggWWp8tA&index=26

[Anonymous No.]

What did she ask her?

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>>52938749
>were you raped?

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>>52912894
MAMA MIA

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>>52912731
Hope you enjoy your graduations that come in waves from now on sister

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>>52936397
I don't remember how many, but she did start doing some more collabs before the announcement. I remember she did an impromptu one with Kiara trying Australian food. There was at least one more, but she also started popping up in people's chats more often. Now that I think about it, she popped up in Ina's MC chat like Gura was in Ina's zatsu a few days ago. And it was pre announcement because there was controversy over whether Ina was crying or laughing.

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>>52938749
>Ti piace di più il piatto profondo o la pizza newyorkese?
mama mia!

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura starts collabing with Yuko, Kana, Luto
>Starts collabing with NijiEN crowd
>Collabs with Cdawg or Sykkuno

which one is the sign of the end-times?

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>>52939001
Buy an ad you fucking retard

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>>52939020
That doesn't even apply to this you mong

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>>52912894
I form a group with Kiara and HoloJP, call it Axis powers

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>>52938921
wasn't the austrian food after? Also wasn't the ina crying zatzu thing after the meeting where they all found out sana got fired? Unless I am conflating it with the rusia meeting, I am pretty sure there was some retarded 2 am meeting and one of the girls had to tell mumei I think it was to stop streaming and go to the meeting and when they came back mumei sang emo songs and was sad and bae was upset.
Wasn't that around tempiss debut?

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>>52939110
what are you going to do, fail at invading ethiopia and then when you get your shit kicked in by literal africans demand kiara save you?

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>>52912894
hon hon hon

[Anonymous No.]

primo montagna risotto

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>>52912894
I cook da pizza

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>>52912894
Pasta Fazoul, I am da fool

[Anonymous No.]

Nijisanji delenda est

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>>52912894
i lika my vespa!

[Anonymous No.]

sanalite hands typed this post

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>>52912894
Fuck how did he knoooooow

[Anonymous No.]

2%er graduation deflection thread

[Anonymous No.]

Why are indonesians like this

[Anonymous No.]

Clearly Gura is streaming more because of all the bait threads we post. We did it! As long as we keep filling the catalog with shitty threads about her, Gura will surely keep streaming. I like spaghetti btw

[Anonymous No.]

gawr gura is gawraduating