/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Hololive English -Myth- Gawr Gura 1/7 Complete Figure(Pre-order)
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-150839

Previous Thread: >>51486147

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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>>51498026
She 100% did especially after Kiara mentioned it and gave her the idea.

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chumkeks deserve this ghosting bitch

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Where is he?

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>>51498129
FUCKING TOPKEK!!!

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I don't understand why you chummers are so obsessed with this bitch. She's just a cunnytuber, one of tens of thousands at this stage. She's not the most charming, not the best at zatsu, certainly not the best at streaming. I'm pretty sure you're all so obsessed precisely because you can't have her, and if she did go back to streaming regularly you would all quickly grow bored of her act.

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i am never ordering a figure from american shops again.
just a little bit more expensive and shipping from japan is like 2 days and i get it like 6 months earlier

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The Disappearance of Gawr Gura

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>>51498252
>not the most charming
yes
>not the best at streaming
yes
>not the best at zatsu
now that's where you're wrong. she is the zatsu king.

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>>51498288
>Runs out of topics to talk about within an hour

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when I went to school I carried lunch in a bag with an apple for my teacher 'cause I knew I'd get a kiss

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>>51498252
It's literally just the voice.

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Gurass

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>>51498252
yeah I posted something similar in the last thread >>51494232
I think I'm stuck in these threads out of nostalgia tbqh. I do like Gura a lot. If she graduated, it would definitely be the end of an era and I'd probably recognize it as the end of a chapter of my life. If she started streaming again, I would tune in a few times a month like I did for the second half of 2021 and all of 2022 lol

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>>51498395
it is true that pretty much every other vtuber that tries to be gura has a less appealing voice, on top of the knowledge that you're consuming off-brand stuff and you know it

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>>51498252
That's just like, your opinion man.

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>>51498252
I am American that likes vtubers.
Gura is the most American vtuber. She talks about things I like, she has a similar personality to me. Her model is great, and I like her voice.
There is no vtuber that fits me better than Gura.

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>>51498442
extinct.

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My sharkunny wife is so tiny... imagine

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>>51498577
I just want to fuck her man...

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>>51498508
Fauna definitely falls short in her American-ness by being vegan and not knowing how to drive, but I don't think Gura can drive either. Despite this, Fauna fits me pretty well as I too am American That Likes VTubers

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>>51498252
Nah she's the best.

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>>51498252
I found her streams to be more entertaining than others, thats why I got into her. That mixed with her being American, its the same reason I like mumei, and fauna. They have personalities that resonate with me more than other streamers. Though calli and ame are also American, I'm just not to big of a fan for how they do their streams.

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>>51498680
it really is crazy how off-putting canadians are

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4 more days

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>>51498252
Noone comes close to her

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I am not a American and I am not even a English speaker but I still love Gura the most.

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>>51498837
based SEAnigger

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>>51498837
where are you from gaijumbud

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>>51498577
Why is Fauna so fucking tall

[Anonymous No.]

is /vt/ being raided today? feels like a raid.

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>>51498915
mommy

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>>51498288
>zatsu king
She might be if she actually streamed

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>>51498927
This is normal

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>>51498252
Do people who ask this shit jus not understand the concept of oshi? I feel like most of /vt/ just doesn't get oshis
They think qualities like cunny, good singer blah blah are things people filter by and then just watch. Like if I can't get one green apple type I'll buy another

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>>51498927
>today

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>>51498970
feels a little more than usual today

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>>51498624
I think the reason why Gura can't drive is she is a ultra womanlet. Airport security mistakes her as a child. Marine who is a womanlet shortstack said Gura is so small. Literally midget shork.

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>>51498252
I am obsessed with her because she's Gura, simple as.

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>>51499049
Just means you agree with less schizo posts than usual

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>>51499097
Literally the perfect size to keep as a sex pet. T o T

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, I just started watching clips of Gura, at what time does she usually stream? I can't see any notification on her channel. Thanks.

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>>51498795
are they?
ina is the only canadian in holoEN and she's not really off-putting at all

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>>51499410
Americans are just really fucking weird with their nationalism

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>>51499410
ina and kronii are both canadian and they are both off-putting.

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>>51499284
3am local time for me is her usual slot when she streams

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>>51498252
she's the only one who can compete with JPtubers, and the numbers prove it

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>>51499097
Being that small she needs a Dr Seuss car just to look at the windshield and reach the pedals at the same time.

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>>51499410
ina & kronii are not off-putting in an obvious way but the more you watch the more you learn to dislike them.

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>>51499537
kronii is yeah, but ina has as close to a generally pleasant personality as I can think of. maybe aside from her MMORPG / drawing random topics in MS paint autism tangents if that kind of thing bothers you

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goob

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>>51499620
oh I get it, it's just an ina schizo
>>>/the catalog/

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>no stream until birthday!
I kept telling everyone saying this shit they were wrong. And even today I still believe they're wrong. because there wont be a birthday stream, I want to kill myself at this point where the fuck is she? i need help

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>>51499635
Eh, Ina has on more than one occasion now shown how she's really not close to her fans and audience at all and quite dismissive of them and vtuber watchers in general
Kronii is just straIght up not likable

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>>51499723

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>>51499635
Ina was pretty cute when she did that dumb prudish rant of hers. Makes me want to put my pp in her hairy mound.

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Gloop in her poop

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>>51499759
ina is literally a piss bottle NEET lmao

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>>51499097
To legally ride in a car she needs a children's car seat.

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>>51499537
They're also both really boring desu~
Come to think of it, ever since stan rogers died, I don't think been any legitimately charismatic entertainers to be spawned forth from canada. Not even film actors. Spooky.

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>>51499595
>Uber driver is here
>It's some shork womanlet in some Cat in the Hat type shit.
"Get in stinky!"

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>>51499817
norm macdonald was canadian
he was cool

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>>51499759
again, the catalog is the place to be an ina schizo
plenty of others in the babby brigade to join in crying about getting lightly teased by a woman who LARPs as an octopus girl online

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lewd

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Reminder that gura wears fake nails

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>>51499759
From my perspective it always seems like Ina has fun with her fans, no comment on kronii since I don't watch her

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>>51498252
You fags always boil it down to the simplest terms. It’s not as simple as just having a certain model or speaking English. I wish people would understand this but they don’t. They just think as long as you have the cutest model or speak English, we’ll eat that shit right up. Not the case at all.
It has to do with personality, voice, culture, speech patterns. All the subtle nuances.
A vtuber may have a cuter model than Gura’s, but that’s not gonna make me like her if her personality is shit. She may have a nice personality and cute model, but if I can’t stand the voice I’m out. She may have a great personality, adorable model, and amazing voice, but if her English is some broken, foreign-accent mess with weird word order and speech patterns, and she doesn’t have the same cultural background as me, or is not able to make those occasional funny snappy pop cultural references that I can relate to and laugh at, I’m not going to connect with her. It’s more than just “be a loli and speak English”
There’s a reason Gura appeals to so many people, but somehow you just don’t understand that. You get the whole package with Gura. That’s rare.

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>>51499955
im dam sure hers are real.

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>>51500024
i dunno about the whole package
people that tune into vtubers for video games probably don't care that much for gura
or people that prefer a more mature streamer

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>>51500060
Why would you tune into vtubers specifically just for good gameplay

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>>51500060
you’re forgetting about her rhythm game autism
the only problem with gura is she doesn’t fucking stream

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>>51499741
104 hours remain

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>>51500060
>people that tune into vtubers for video games
Those people exist? I get coming to watch to see a VTuber’s reaction to certain stuff, but there are really people who SPECIFICALLY watch VTubers for the gameplay?
>people that prefer a more mature streamer
Why are those people watching VTubers?

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>>51500095
not good gameplay but like actually playing games
gura only plays niche games or she'll play a rare AAA game once and thats it

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>>51499899
>ina isn't off-putting
>like 4 people reply to you saying she's off-putting
>Y-YOU SCHIZOS NEED TO GO BACK TO THE CATALOG. NO ONE AGREES WITH YOU HERE
ok

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>>51500214
He's gonna claim it's all one person with multiple devices or something

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>>51500197
man take me back to that first musedash stream, headband over the eyes, and just being blown away by her performance.. good times

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>>51500214
>like 4 people
you mean just you?

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>>51500265
lmfao >>51500283

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>>51500214
I dont agree. Ina and kronii aren't off putting to me. Just cause a couple of people say other wise doesn't mean the majority feel the same way.

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>>51500323
Okay but clearly quite some do and this is the Gura thread, so why do you try to convince people of how great they are here?
I don't even hate Ina (kinda indifferent to her, she's ok but clearly doesn't care much for her fans), only Kronii.

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https://on.soundcloud.com/LkfMy
take me back...

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>>51500323
>Just cause a couple of people
no anon you don't get it, it's like 4 people
trust me bro, it's AT LEAST 6 people
8 people here find her off-putting, that's almost a whole third of the thread!
how could you discount the opinions of 10 people?

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Does anyone remember the member stream where gura read a chat asking if she was pregnant and she got defensive?

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>>51500462
yes, here you go:

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>>51500391
>so why do you try to convince people of how great they are here?
I don't think anyone is doing that so much as just pointing out that you're making retarded claims about them

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>>51500476
thanks

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>>51499723
kawaii

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https://files.catbox.moe/6e536o.mp3

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>>51500690
kys doxxnigger

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schedule

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>>51500757
meds

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i will never stop loving gura even if she graduates

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After all this time I finally see the truth. The reality of gura I've been so afraid to admit to myself, and apparently many of you as well. Let's be serious for once, we all know, after all is said and done that gura isnt actually that cute, shes cute but not super cute.

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>>51500927
I will, I only love Gura. I will not follow her elsewhere, Gawr Gura or bust.
Besides, we have seen how shit things end up being for those who come back in other places, it's never the same and it's always worse.

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>>51500690
Deep voice gura is pretty cute

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>>51500818
NTA, but don't bring this old stuff up here.

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>>51500967

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>>51500690
looks like you got them

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I am convinced that if she doesn't do a bday stream she will just never stream again. Cover will never announce her graduation though. The fans will just ask "Gura doko?" and none of the holos or Cover staff will ever give a meaningful answer. They will just pretend she's resting (perpetually) while milking her image through merch and 3D concerts performed entirely by Gura skinwalkers and AI

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It's funny how everyone disregards chumbuds as parasocial fucks.

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>>51500690
What’s this all about?

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>>51500690
>https://files.catbox.moe/6e536o.mp3

God I wish she used her sexxo real voice instead of her fake higher-pitched voice

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You know what? this is ridiculous. I'm going to deploy another Reddit post if she doesn't stream on her birthday. I hate to take such drastic measures but that's where we are

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>>51500690
>2014
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>51501283
Fucking based

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https://poal.me/shgpbj

Do you think she'll do a birthday stream?

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>>51500927
I love gura. If gura stops being gura i stop loving her

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>>51500980
>>51501183
>>51501196
>>51501288
>replying to doxxshit
yeah chumbuds deserve nothing

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Does this count?
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1669660157108682752

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>>51501368

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>>51501421
>being genuinely autistic

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>>51501374
No

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>>51501470
>greentexts random shit
ogey

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>>51501481
bless kiara anyway, at least she gave us 2 good collabs

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>>51501470
Gura is. She did a test for it and came back as "likely on the spectrum"

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>>51498252
People always say there are tons of vtubers like her, but never actually name any. Who are you talking about? Shondo? Her stream don't have the same mood at all. Yuko from idolEN? She's also blue and she's also a ghost but aside from that they don't have much in common

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>>51501500
autism is a lack of understanding of boundaries and how uncomfortable it makes people feel

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I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

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>>51501374
nah, kiara doesn't know how to count

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>>51501974
at least i can count on kiara

[Anonymous No.]

Does Gura even have a manager? What are they doing?

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>>51502171
Go back

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>>51502284
somehow less than Gura

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>>51502407
That wasn't a jab at Gura you insecure faggot, it was a pun about Kiara.

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>>51502284
Since her words seem to have an expiry date to you, how often does she need to repost her psa about her health and not knowing when she will stream to stop you being insane?

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>>51502468
So saying "my health isn't too great" means that it's okay for things to be this way for years to come?
Mind you it has already been almost a year since the decline

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama's manager > whatever the fuck Gura has

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>>51502454
I told you GO BACK

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>>51502618

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>>51502540
There is nothing okay about poor health, we just have to hope it gets better

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>>51502540
She also clarified that it wasn't so serious. That was either a lie, or the illness was a lie in the first place. Everything is lies.

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>>51501560
my tardwife...

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Now I think about it the whole sudden tummy hort and hiatus reminds me of Mel's situation. Where she did the same thing but turned out she had a stalker and was dealing the legal process. Considering Goob keeps stuff private like she did when she had the coof. we didn't even get a cover announcement like the other holos. It wasn't until she mentioned it.
Considering that what if she actually dealing with some real personal shit like court or something.

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Reminder that Gura's "new" manager (of like a bit over 1 year) didn't know who Miku was

[Anonymous No.]

Are you a chumbabooey?

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>>51502716
Gura is too high profile to hide something like that. Someone would have sniffed it out.

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>>51502773
Sniffing gura ToT

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>>51502773
Not if she got really good lawyers that seal stuff up and keep it from public

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Hi Chumbobs

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>>51502910
mumei should grow out a thick bush like fauna and gura

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>>51502937
it would make sense for fauna to have a massive bush.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

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>>51502468
A person with a functioning brain would assume that it was fixed after returning. She hasn't said a word about it since.

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Me on the top left
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/109073180

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>>51502654
>>51502910
>Chumbuds have resorted to posting other talents due too Gura’s absence.
How the mighty get have fallen…

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>>51503155
I'm just a visiting Hooman. I like Goombus tho, I hope she collabs with Moom more. That ARK collab was kino.

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>>51502910
>>51503303
are you going to LA
i wanna fuck a hooman

[Anonymous No.]

>>51503303
Post Gura or GTFO

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>>51503427
he did post Gura

[Anonymous No.]

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

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>>51503303
I just conceptualized all SNOT with thick hairy bushes and I really need to goom now. It actually painful and I need to goom.

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>>51503478
That's me!

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stop listening to AI Goomba's cover of Cupid.

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>>51503427

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>>51498077
AI cover of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw_0TqKUJiA

[Anonymous No.]

Gura tried too hard being both Gura and Mumei at the same time, she burned out from both simultaneously..

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>>51503868
Fuck soulless retard.

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>>51503868
only chumkeks would enjoy AI covers

[Anonymous No.]

>>51503137
what content?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q29iibXXiOs

[Anonymous No.]

Nyow I'm crying in my room.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>51504424
RT

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https://youtu.be/7gwO8-oqwFw

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>>51500690
REAL CUNNY GURA TTToTTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>51504625
why does this faggot keeping linking shitty music videos

[Anonymous No.]

NEW TWITTER LIKES

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[Anonymous No.]

wedding night hymen tearing baby making with gura

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Will you be watching her birthday if it happens?

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>>51504788
I already did

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>>51504829
Yes, but I won't buy merch.

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>>51504915
so you're not a real chumbie, then.
got it.

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>>51504829
Of course

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[Anonymous No.]

wife...

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>>51505080
No-fault divorce

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder how gura got into VAing
i know she did something for radio and almost became a cartoon VA but i wonder what got her into it in the first place. she was VAing even before her first big channel with the toys
something about her voice is very satisfying

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Ngl, I love booba Gura.

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>>51504939
>you

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FUCKING FINALLY TWITTER LIKES

[Anonymous No.]

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

[Anonymous No.]

gura right now (she's roleplaying as a little sister with me)

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>>51505173
Anon, no one's going to check especially when you did the same thing <10 minutes ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51505305
Yea.. haha... I never fall for it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51505290
I love bratty mesugakis

[Anonymous No.]

>>51505384
>he doesn't keep tweetdeck up at all times

[Anonymous No.]

frame up

[Anonymous No.]

What would it feel like to push into her cunny?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/evqPNyZKxD4

[Anonymous No.]

Are we all creepy perverts?

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>>51505788

>>51505874

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>>51505290
Imagine the smell! What are the tissues for though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51498077
Hahahahaha hahahahaha holobronies are really retarded npc cucks. They are the perfect consooomers drooling retards meme in reddit and Twitter hugbox.

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>>51505874
Yes you are pedophiles in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

It’s over for shrimpcels

[Anonymous No.]

>tourist

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>>51505987
still four more days

[Anonymous No.]

she hates me..
she hates me..
she hates me..
she hates me..

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>>51506033
>he thinks spending all his time here is a flex
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>other fanbase are happy about their oshi's birthday
>we're doomposting about it

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>>51505874
ye

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>>51506147

[Anonymous No.]

>he thinks not being a tourist means you live in here

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>>51506187
Actually, by definition of "tourist", that would be correct

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>>51506076
Good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYE4CVhVkhw

[Anonymous No.]

She's been rather inactive overall for what, a year or so? I wouldn't be surprised by this point if she were to call it quits. There's no real reason to assume she will, of course, but still wouldn't be surprising.

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>>51506187
retard

[Anonymous No.]

It was fun hornyposting with you chumbies. I'll be back during comfy hours.

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>>51506266
as has been discussed ad nauseum, she has no incentive to graduate unless she can make an environment she'd rather stream in by being an indie or in vshojo. But i she just doesn't want to stream, it benefits her to keep the passive income from being in Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

gura is not a goom shark

[Anonymous No.]

Please call me a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51506266
Sounds like her being more inactive than ever and seemingly also less interested in streaming and being a holo than ever would be a reason to assume that this might not be unthinkable

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>>51506147
>breakout concert for the branch as a whole on the horizon
>all other fanbases waiting eagerly and with bells on their toes
>can't even be bothered to listen to the promotional song
>mixed feelings about the concert as a whole
It shouldn't have been like this. It didn't have to be like this.

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See if ya'll can spot where Gura grew up
https://twitter.com/ISSAboveYou/status/1669771100128178176?t=kQ1zuMERqVNz_MWdZo98Yg&s=19

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>>51506326
Yeah that's kind of what it feels like at this point, which is sad. Almost like it's what we normie 9-5 wageslaves go through. Don't really wanna but got pay them bills.

[Anonymous No.]

Is PoppaChan's the best lewd gura cosplay ever?

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>>51506320

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>>51506308
Double retard

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>>51506340
You are one smart ebi. Not sure what that means in the broader scope of things though.

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>>51506379
How can chumbies deny gura talking to men? How many guys are around her in this video, fucking done with this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51506187
>he can't understand basic word definitions
LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

We're now 4 days away from the schizo singularity. I'm asking every chumbud to buckle up.

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>>51504424
RT

[Anonymous No.]

Did Gura usually stream on Father Day.?

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>>51504776
this is pretty sad. just what this implies, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>he didn't comprehend that I wasn't talking about time invested in a thread

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>>51506622
eyes too straight

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>>51506719
ok dumbass, keep wasting your time here, you're not better

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>>51506326
>indie
Doxxfags and antis would be even more active and Cover wouldn't be there to silence them anymore
>Vwhorejo
Gura hates drama so she will never join Vshojo. I could see her joining Idol or some other small agency but I think she would become a voice actress instead

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> nyo :3

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>>51506817
Yeah that's what I've been thinking too. She has always been super interested with VA. Or maybe she'd work in the motion capture field or something, since she really likes the technology too.

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>>51506622
I'm honestly unsure what to expect, a bang or a whimper. I snooped around a little after seeing the 'everyone else is depressed/fed up' posts and yeah, they are, but I dunno what the reaction is gonna be to a birthday, or no birthday, or anything.

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>>51504829
yeah i watch it every year

[Anonymous No.]

I cannot believe that she been away for 3 weeks cause too much problem. Jesus she will stream in the next days. Calm donw chumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

I want Gura to sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gn9A-kdsRo

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>>51506906
She's doing both of those in Hololive. I don't think she's graduating unless the comments about her just being there to shill merch got to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>51498125
i encourage all the cumbuds to ghost gura next and start watching vesper

#YBDBD

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507093
I'm sick of you niggers riding in on your high horses, with oshis that stream regularly and communicate clearly, telling us to calm down. You don't understand anything.

[Anonymous No.]

To be honest, that connect the world song is a fucking trash. I don't like it. Fuck idols. We don't like these kind of stuff in the west. I just want them only to stream and nothing more. These stupid idol thingy and events has taken away our streams. Idols are supposed to be only in Japan.

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>>51506748
wait just a goddamn minute...

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>>51507196
meds please

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507289
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

Chances of a stream before her birthday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507131
That would be funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507401
she has too. The twitter hashtag, the member stream and rest of the annoucements are not just in her BD only

[Anonymous No.]

Please, Gura. I'm not asking you to move mountains. All I'm asking for is a short stream. Even 30 minutes will do. Just show us that you still care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507468
huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507468
her silence is her reply to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507468
KEK

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>>51506147
for good reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507289
Fuck off threadshitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507564
>>51507562
>>51507589
Why are so many people who hate Gura camping here

[Anonymous No.]

>>51505874
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a 9000yo little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest and her neck, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

You're all sick in the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507658
huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

As of yesterday, Gura fell to an average of 1 stream on her channel per week since her return from her health break

[Anonymous No.]

She really looks like a child next to the other girls TuT

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507658
Just ignore them

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>>51499571
Gura will literally never do something half as impressive as a single Aki live
numbers mean fuck all

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507712
kys numberfag. You don't even like Gura you just jerk off over numbers

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is retiring very soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507755
she can sing one note and it's more impressive, deal with it

[Anonymous No.]

Nice, my popup parade figure arrived

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507813
Falseflaggerbud

[Anonymous No.]

Remember the importance of punctuation, chumbies. Don't be gay like this guy >>51498625. Though it's interesting to see a bullpost instead of a cuckpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507886
I will never seethe at my oshi, cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507755
I forgot aki even existed, I haven't heard her name in years. Does she still stream?

[Anonymous No.]

There will be a birthday stream.

BUT

The thumbnail is white text on black background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507782
I'm not a numberfag, I don't care how many viewers she gets.
I care how often she streams because I like her

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/UGdSSQPUmVY

[Anonymous No.]

Did they use AI to generate gura’s voice for this song and hired a dancer for the video?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507782
Numbers are an part of life, stop whining. Gura would honestly be a better person if she did pursue numbers instead of doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

It's over isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, it’s not looking good. I just got off the phone with someone who works at Cover and I won’t say much regarding the details but expect the worst to happen in the next upcoming weeks. That’s all I’ll say because I don’t want this to get leaked to the public eye. Just want to give y’all a heads up so y’all can prepare for the biggest shit posts and anti’s will be at an all time high.

-Cover insider out

[Anonymous No.]

Trust me bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>51506147
deadbeats were doomposting about Mori's bday last year if it counts

[Anonymous No.]

I just think Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508226
Yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508226
How's the reception down there in your ass?

[Anonymous No.]

Cover insider here, I got her pregnant several months ago. This is why she hasn't been streaming. Please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507915
You're not cool for being retarded and shitting on Aki

[Anonymous No.]

>>51507959
does Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508272
M

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508272
M

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508285
Swedish man, please leave our oshi alone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508272
W :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508303
>having an opinion and preferring your oshi over others is shitting on them
Blame the threadshitter for stepping into shark territory and praising barracudas

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508272
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMxInfinity

[Anonymous No.]

Can we pinpoint the exact moment went things started going south? I still think it's the off collab with mori's house party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508387
I'm sorry, it will be some time before she streams regularly again. The baby is expected soon. In addition to this, you may hear a baby crying in the background when she streams. I apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508461
When she got Covid in Winter 2022

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>>51508461
The definitive point is somewhere on this graph.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508461
when schedules were dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508461
That wasn't it, you still have her 3D live, the Rust arc, and the month of October after all that. Things started falling apart around November, not sure if you can pinpoint an exact moment within that month though

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508461
When she finally visited a doctor

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>>51498915
EN is the tallest branch on average. Half of them (more than half when Sana was still around) are 165 or above

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508708
"Cure for depression? You should watch VTuber Gawr Gura, she has a Minecraft stream tonight. She's just so cute and funny."

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>>51508703
Probably when she decided to destroy both or her PCs like a retard and took a whole ass vacation until December only to go on a "health break" after like 4 streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508623
if we're being realistic, the downward trend started in November 2021, literally any spike in stream hours since then had been an outlier surrounded by dropping hours overall

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508461
It was not long after her 2nd birthday

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>>51508708
ironic, we were all begging her to finally see one, and in the end this is the result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508623
>>51508861
Can't October 2021 be just a dead cat bounce though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508991
We got monkey paw'd...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508623
I thought it started early 2022 but those low points in late 2021 surprise me.
Isn't a 60 hour month or 15 hour week fair? 15 hours streaming + 15 hours on meetings, projects, social media, thumbnails, etc would be an easy work week.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>51508024
fuck off and KYS numberrot

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508623
>>51508861
Yeah the arrow should honestly be pointing at around November 2021 because that's when this downward trend actually started.

[Anonymous No.]

It's all over...

[Anonymous No.]

Schizos Euro and Burger hours start to appearing again. Time to live for the day. See ya chumbies. I already reported them so do the same also:
Kys, cope, seethe and "Holy ESL" to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508148
nyo. Gura can't understand the concept of numbers. She still uses her fingers to count

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509075
nyo
here's another number for you: 19

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509042
60h a month is honestly pretty high for HoloEN, at least until recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508272
M RT

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>>51509176
the glass?

[Anonymous No.]

Calm down, just listen to some Gura. Here’s a random time stamp. Listen to her cute voice and be at peace
https://youtu.be/0wArI3n7Qu4?t=3266

[Anonymous No.]

You got tricked, retatds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509201
proud to be brown, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

has there ever been a holo that missed their own birthday? outside of announced breaks or hiatuses

[Anonymous No.]

Any reason why there is 82 ips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51498077
Chances of Gura streaming tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509401
No, but Gura won't miss her birthday either. It's not even a question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509431
Tourists and larpers

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509401
No, just Hahahaha. They announced merch but that was it

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509302
I want to suck on Gura's nipples and her budding breasts ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509467
What the fuck autocorrect, I meant Hachaama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509487
I already goomed chumbie...

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Gura ever looks at her flat chest and tiny body in the shower or mirror and think to herself "people like this?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509535
Congratulations.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to use Gura's flat chest as a jar

[Anonymous No.]

Ame streams at Gura's timeslot.. It's over.. but you already knew that..

[Anonymous No.]

where is he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509575
She doesn't even have an ass, lmao. It's almost concave

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509575
wheres the damn porn

[Anonymous No.]

where is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509575
Anon she tried to look up a little girl's skirt in that shitty VR game

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509575
Maybe. She seems to dislike it though, and I wish I could convince her otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

wear

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509575
Probably. She definitely didn't get it when Mori mentioned some people like flat too. That or she's playing into the chest envy meme, maybe a little of both.
>>51509630
She needs a butt buff

[Anonymous No.]

MEMBERS POST

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>>51509630
>>51509712
her butt is perfect, she doesnt need any changes

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509712
She needs a bubble butt. She can stay as flat as she wants, but give her a proper dumpy. Something that looks squishier.

[Anonymous No.]

need to get rid of the tit and butt highlights

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509790
No. I'm an ass man, I could care less about a woman's tits, a girls status is measured by her derriere. They should give her a good ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is zhe?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, are you alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509953

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509610
Why should Gura care? Ame goes out of her way to overlap everyone, it's nothing new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51510204
how new?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/ZWf-QkldTQQ?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g&t=8385
How did things ever get so bad..

[Anonymous No.]

>>51510248
It's Gura's timeslot. She should stream regardless of anyone else. Also she's started streams an hour or two later plenty if times so that excuse has always been flimsy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51510280
Because we allowed it to get this bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51509615
Anon? The 4th post in the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51510398
>we allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>birthday in 4 days
>no timeframe or anything up
>no signs of life for 2 weeks
Is it safe to assume her birthday is just straight up cancelled at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I really thought she might at least retweet the song or something...

[Anonymous No.]

We're like the lunarians in houseki no kuni, trying to get that damn monk to do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51510471
We let her just get away with becoming less and less consistent. We let her ghost us, come back, and then do it over and over again, just patting her on the back and saying that it's okay every time.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey glowies just so you know: If anything happens to this girl I'll make the shit that happens in your computer models look like a fucking fairy tale's happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51510528
I don't know why you think she would when she didn't with the other group songs.

[Anonymous No.]

I love all of them, but I love gura the most. Fight meh

[Anonymous No.]

>>51501196
Imagine how much more deep her voice is now….she should have just used her deeper voice for Gawr honestly. Missed opportunity for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been almost three months since her sunburn. I hope it heals before her birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51510613
I hope this is bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>51510852
Imagine if you weren't retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>51510903
It's reality.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51510873
She has third-degree burns all over her cunny please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511314
She must be living in a tent in the great outdoors by this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511314
Someone made this image, an actual "human" used their time to make this. Mindblowing

[Anonymous No.]

Although from all the girls Gura is the one I love the most by far, I feel like I would have better chemistry with someone like Mumei. Am I the only one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511467
That's nothing, check out this one I made

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511467
Yes, her disregard and lack of respect for us is indeed mind blowing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511520
Why are you even asking this in /ggg/?

[Anonymous No.]

sizing up gura next to other holos is really hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511578
>us

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511538
I've been gathering data for quite a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511520
Global is a couple threads away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511617
So you're an Employee then? Maybe a Kronie?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

3 hrs until possible frame

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511648
Huh, haven't seen that one before. I doubt the full picture would tell me anything other than what I already know though, shit's fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511648
sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511691
hilarious. you are no fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511648
this data makes me hard, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511648
kek, that sudden peak on Mori's

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511784
My love is running sour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511756
How many times have I told you I talked with her a month before and just a few days ago in fact she is not streaming at all this month and her Birthday is being pushed back. She does not even need a health break of any kind she just does not want to do much of anything and taking advantage

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511862
What else did the voices tell you?

[Anonymous No.]

>even getting /#/ tourists now
Is there really nothing else going on with ENtubers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511862
What I'm saying is I 100% know she is faking anything she told management and gloats about it in Discord that I happen to be in. Right now as we speak she could stream without a problem and nothing is stopping her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511959
>>51511862
meds

[Anonymous No.]

Oh good, we're back to this.

[Anonymous No.]

Real schizo hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511953
>now

[Anonymous No.]

WHY, GURA? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51512044
My favorite is the sex trafficking schizo. I want to hear how crazy and elaborate his story can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51512152
Don't that shit has died down and way to many holes in the story. If your going to make shit up do something more believable (also Gura loves me more then you and that is not made up)

[Anonymous No.]

I'm hungry

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511953

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>>51511520
I have better chemistry with fauna. She seems to watch the same videos and shit I do for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51512249
>vt without #, nijis and SEA
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>51512298
same schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>51512346
It actually makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/wurfiu4EM24

[Anonymous No.]

>>51512152
At least the sex trafficking schizo created some nice doujin material. Shion getting Gura into a prostitution ring was kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>51512152
>>51512399
At least your schizos are creative

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511648
Don't smooth the curves that much and also please show the points. This helps to visualise how consistent they are. Like this it's not very clear

[Anonymous No.]

>>51512399
I hate that doujin, fuck off and kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>51511648
can you upload a copy of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51512513
I would hate the idea of Gura whoring herself out like that but if it's just a doujin then I'll goom to it just like I goomed to the dolphin doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>51512230
you are extinct, just like Gawr Gura

[Anonymous No.]

So Gura is on paternity leave?

[Anonymous No.]

Maternity leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>51512594
Booba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51513145

[Anonymous No.]

>>51512977
Yes, I'm the mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>51512977
The condom couldn't stop her dual phimotic futa shark cocks. She came inside me

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand. At this point, the only thing that could explain this is if Gura suffered a mental breakdown or something

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51513597
It's our fault...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51513597
Nah, she's fine. She just likes that this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51508461
umisea. unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51513597
What if she's in prison

[Anonymous No.]

>>51513597
And I couldn't be there for her.. I hate being powerless to do anything about all this..

[Anonymous No.]

>>51513787
I'll pay her a conjugal visit

[Anonymous No.]

>>51513597
She's on a strike since they gave TWO homos a 2.0 model in less than a year after she spent 2 years asking for one before even getting small updates to her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51513617
>>51513684

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder if she finished dmc 4 off-stream because she got really into it without the streaming pressure and thats why she won't play it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>51513617
>>51513684

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>>51513820
ackshually one is just a 1.5