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Previous Thread: >>51442213

>> No.51452951 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.51452964
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I love my wife so much!!

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sad news, I heard the last chumbud just passed away

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>>51453020
Nah, I'm still here

>> No.51453058

https://youtu.be/AgBEaqGlTR4

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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Finally checked out the surprisingly high quality Sana x Gura futa animation. Isn't it a bit fucked up to have a dead member fucking another dead member in the ass and have it voice acted? That's like double necrophilia or some shit

>> No.51453082

1.5 hours until frame!

>> No.51453215

oshi no stream

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>>51453215

>> No.51453325

>>51453215
Good one

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>> No.51453376

stop fucking making these threads you creepy fucks. you guys are the reason she wont stream. shit like this scares her and i dont blame her. shes never gonna come back if people are harassing her 24/7 in threads like these

>> No.51453428

>>51453376
>shes never gonna come back if
she's never gonna come back

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>>51453376
Yes, I'm sure she's absolutely terrified of the 4chan threads she doesn't read

>> No.51453462

>>51453376
retard

>> No.51453477
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>> No.51453495

yesbuds were a mistake

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>>51453477

>> No.51453560

I love Gura!

>> No.51453591
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>> No.51453659

i am a nobud

>> No.51453672

she hates us

>> No.51453746

>>51453672
she doesnt think about us

>> No.51453787

>>51453591
gem post
it was actually over at this very point, kekbuds memory holed her attitude on this stream plus the superhot stream

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>> No.51453878

>>51453787
don't rope me into your shitting contest

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>>51453591

>> No.51454041

I'm gonna start calling some of you Bud Lights because you are faggots.

>> No.51454074
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>>51453995

>> No.51454112

>>51454041
buglight got pretty cheap. I might start drinking it now just to get a cheap buzz.

>> No.51454164

I have an announcement.
Gura and I just got married!

>> No.51454173

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.51454206

Stop making these threads

>> No.51454209

>>51453376
*cuts off your eyelids and locks you in an empty room with only a cup of my semen so the only way you can save your eyes is by preventing them from drying out by continuously moistening them with my cup of cum*

>> No.51454236

Would you rather get one stream a week but completely ghosting outside of them or short updates via members posts and daily twitter activity? Kinda like short diary entries on what she's up to, liking and retweeting stuff, talking abit about what she's struggling with. For the next 4 months.

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>>51454206
Make us, nigger.

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>>51452943
Yuki is a fake Gawr Gura lookalike! She is a cheap Chinese rip off. Not wholesome like the real thing!

>> No.51454267

121 hours remain

>> No.51454269

>>51454164
I post this made

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>>51454206
You should already know why people make this threads, unless you're a tourists.

>> No.51454298

>>51454236
I'd rather Gura just graduate.

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I think I'm becoming a nousagi
Pekora is replacing Gura slightly for me
Maybe I just liked numbers after all...

>> No.51454388

how long can a woman survive solely on semen?

>> No.51454416

>>51454388
you should ask your mom

>> No.51454436

>>51454388
The question you should be asking is how long a man can.

>> No.51454511

A shill tweet is still possible but at this point I don't even think that's gonna happen

>> No.51454590

>>51454298
I always hated that expression. Graduate into what? What degree does she get? Dumb vtuber watchers!

>> No.51454618

I don't think any other member has ever completely ignored their birthday before like this.

>> No.51454686

>>51454590
Graduate into the next part of her life, dumbbud.

>> No.51454705

I'd like to take a moment to thank the holos that babysat us during her absence. Thank you Kaela, Miko, Kiara, Fauna, Luna, IRyS, Korone, Choco, Roboco, and Koyori.

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>>51454590
Why are you even here?

>> No.51454773

i knew i shouldnt have gotten into this fucking ""hobby""
it hurts

>> No.51454880

>>51454618
i don't think there's ever been a member before who was 100% checked out but also forgot to say she was leaving.

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COLLECTIVE PUNISHMENT

>> No.51454911

Gura has failed the most important part of being an idol - connecting with her fans. Her behavior is absurd when you compare her six weeks of silence with not a single direct word to chumbies to any other hololive talent not on hiatus.

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>> No.51454944

>>51454618
Haachama kinda did

>> No.51454953

>>51454911
Watch streams. She does say things to chumbies during collabs.

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>> No.51454974

I hate bitches that ghost so fucking much. You can't even be bothered to say you're leaving? You deserve death. No emotion, no remorse, no care at all for the pain you've caused. This "woman" needs to learn how to handle her problems like a big girl instead of hoping ignoring them will make them go away.

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>> No.51455000

>>51454346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqbkAVJC9wE
Gura is numbers bunny approved...a very high honor

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do you ever step back and realize how fucking insane this is
the #1 vtuber
weeks away from her biggest event
just nothing
crickets
absolute silence
and the company too

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>> No.51455088

You get what you fucking deserve.

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>>51455019
N-no, it's totally normal! Stop being a doomer retard!

>> No.51455123

>>51455019
less than a week

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>thread is a schizo warzone
>again
So anyway, Gura cute

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>> No.51455165

>>51455123
I think they're referring to the concert, but yeah, only 5 days until her birthday.

>> No.51455171

>>51455142
>Gura got arrested

>> No.51455201

>>51455019
stop being an anti by wanting her to stream. or God forbid interact in any way

>> No.51455209

>>51455147
you're pathetic

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>>51455147
Gura cute!

>> No.51455341

>>51455019
what went so wrong

>> No.51455363

>>51455019
Gura is the Michael Jackson of our time. In more ways than one...

>> No.51455402

>>51455363
Gura was african american?

>> No.51455469

>>51455341
Three months of complete silence wasn't enough. We should have let her go the full half-year she needed, instead of threatening to commit domestic terrorism and forcing her to come back in February.

>> No.51455586

>>51455469
Sorry but Valentine's Day is non-negotiable. She can skip every other holiday.

>> No.51455630

I've been crying everyday since realizing that given Gura's silence, there might be a mixture of bad and good news on her birthday or maybe even just bad news. I don't want her to go.

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>>51455586
I'm still mad about the forced collab

>> No.51455680

>>51455630
shes not going anywhere chumbie don't worry

>> No.51455738

>>51455680
how do you know that?

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not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>> No.51455783

>>51455147
Extremely cute!

>> No.51455805

goombus

>> No.51455836
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>>51455019
No, I never once considered that something might be wrong. It's only been six weeks, no big deal.

>> No.51455894

You will buy the birthday merch, right?

>> No.51455946

>>51455894
ye

>> No.51456143

>>51455894
Of course.

>> No.51456213

>>51455894
Not

>> No.51456242

>>51455894
No

>> No.51456274

>>51455894
maybe.

>> No.51456275

>>51455894
not a chance

>> No.51456287

>>51455894
yeah

>> No.51456303

>>51455894
Nah. Obvious onahole exception aside.

>> No.51456408

>>51455894
there isn't any

>> No.51456511

>>51455894
Depends on the merch. I will buy the Chum Chalice.

>> No.51456538

>>51456408
Cover not having merch to sell seems like the most unrealistic possibility.

>> No.51456568

>>51455894
Fuck no.

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im so lonely buds

>> No.51456748

>>51456538
this is true. I think it's safe to say that Cover would rather announce the birthday merch without Gura actually streaming, than Gura streaming and there being no birthday merch.

>> No.51456902

>>51455894
I'll try to get a signed card though if there is one. Otherwise no, I don't feel appreciated anymore.

>> No.51456910
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Gura cute!

>> No.51456969
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Wife soon?

>> No.51456996

>>51454911
>connect the world
>can't even connect with her fans
Poetic

>> No.51457120

>>51456996
deep...

>> No.51457202
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How did it all go so wrong

>> No.51457291

>>51457202
What do you mean?

>> No.51457337
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51457337

Chumbuds, if you're reading this, congratulations! I have some exciting insider information to share.

Gura's absence from interacting with her fans for over a month has left many of her fans feeling down, concerned, and longing for her presence. This shark has got you exactly where she wants you. It was all part of her master plan.

I'm thrilled to inform you that on her upcoming birthday, Gura will be unveiling some amazing surprises that she has been working on for the past three years. These include a full-fledged original album, her very own short anime series, a much-awaited city pop collaboration music video, her own solo 3D concert and a special birthday merchandise collection.

Prepare for a wedding-themed surprise, which includes the long-awaited wedding ring, wedding honeymoon ASMR, wedding certificate and a wedding themed dakimakura. Additionally, Gura will also be announcing a month-long stream for Shark Month this July!

Just a few more days until this glorious day arrives, chumbies.

You will once again kneel to the shark.

>> No.51457401

>>51457337
wow thats crazy. why did Kiara do that? And happy about Fubuki.

>> No.51457409

>>51457337
And the egg merch? Will the artificial womb be sold separately?

>> No.51457418

>>51457337
show cunny

>> No.51457433

>>51457337
I want to live in your fantasy world. please

>> No.51457461

>>51457433
I'm coming for you /rope/

>> No.51457540
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Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>> No.51457550

>>51457337
i want this to be so so fucking real god please im begging you

>> No.51457553

>>51455894
Most likely, yeah.

>> No.51457615

>>51457337
"kneel" has been hard ruled out for a long time. she's playing for "forgive" now, not "kneel".

>> No.51457620

>>51457337
its hilarious to think that there will be someone who believes that even half of this is a possibility, let alone all of it.

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Hi Chumboobs

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>> No.51457668

>>51457337
>It was all part of her master plan.
I would resent her if she said she was trying to make me feel this dejected on purpose.

>> No.51457733
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>>51457461
thank you

>> No.51457856

>>51455894
No.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVgixOjGhVU

>> No.51457885

>>51455894
100% if there's something hand signed again, otherwise depends on the merch.

>> No.51457932

What if Gura just...grew up? What if she's just not interested in vtubers anymore?

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51457958

Why...
It's just so painful
We had it all...

>> No.51457994

>>51455894
Nah, I don't need more merch.

>> No.51458040

What did you guys do to deserve this treatment?

>> No.51458102

>>51455894
nah, rather support someone who actually tries

>> No.51458105
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.51458135

>>51453376
but she came back in February?

>> No.51458155

I hate Gura because she mutes her burps

>> No.51458218

I hate Gura because she won't fart on my face

>> No.51458240

reminder that gura has a hairy mound

>> No.51458239
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>>51458040
None of us know. The worst part is that she actually sounded really happy in the streams she had this year. That recent member zatsudan was one of her best and she sounded so alive... then we get hit with this.
It's just fucking terrible.

>> No.51458314

>>51455019
Why do you guys keep bringing up management
It's her responsibility

>> No.51458354

>>51458314
Hey mane-chan, you suck!

>> No.51458371

>>51458314
The whole point of a vtuber corporation is trust, when that breaks, what's the point?

>> No.51458402

>>51458314
It doesn't matter, all of Hololive will be collectively punished.

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>> No.51458533 [DELETED] 

is she pregnant

>> No.51458557

>>51458533
Yes, I'm the baby

>> No.51458575

>>51458533
Yeah, with me.

>> No.51458580

>>51458533
yeah, with me

>> No.51458587

>>51458557
how are you posting from inside the womb?

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>>51458533
Yeah, with me.

>> No.51458703

>>51458533
yeah with me

>> No.51458741

>>51458239
those happy streams are my only cope that she doesn't completely hate it here and isn't going to leave. but i really don't know anymore.

>> No.51458807

>>51458533
Nope, just dead

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>>51458840
ah the nyamunyamy

>> No.51458874

wat

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I will genetically modify myself to make my semen taste like strawberries just for Gura!

>> No.51458943

>>51453376
Threads are going to continue being made because people still love Gura.
But I understand that it must be getting exhausting for some of you that feel the need to have to shitpost in everyone. You don't actually have to, you know?

>> No.51459009

Alright which one of you knocked up Gura again?

>> No.51459041
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>>51459009
Me

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>>51459009
Sorry

>> No.51459112

>>51458533
No just really busy

>> No.51459174

>>51458488
Yeah, me.

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>>51459009
It was I.

>> No.51459232

>>51458488
>deleted
I was wondering if that one was too close to nipple.

>> No.51459266

>>51455894
Nice way to oust the shitposters

>> No.51459268
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>sounded really happy in her last members stream
>has been sounding sick and tired in the last few streams
>took a "health break"
>has been making jokes about babies and being a mom
Coincidence? I think not. The test was positive. Pictured is OBGYN Ayame informing her of the news.

>> No.51459358

>>51455646
nigga, take a reality pill, if she didn't have collab on the same day there's a decent chance she wouldn't have streamed at all
back then she at least had the common sense to realize it'd look shitty to only pop up in a collab on Valentines

>> No.51459393

>ayame reaction image
>the most retarded thing you can imagine
Like pottery

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51459402

>>51459009
IM DA PAPPY

>> No.51459405

>>51459358
t. didn't watch the stream

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man
just man

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>>51459412

>> No.51459496

>>51459393
>t. i don't understand jokes because im autistic
>t. no fun allowed

>> No.51459504

>>51459405
yeah man, I really 100% trust everything that was said in that stream after the last couple months

>> No.51459526
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>> No.51459549

>>51457866
https://youtu.be/T2kS1gAbxhc

>> No.51459570
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>>51459268
She's been making baby jokes since debut you fucking retard

>> No.51459585

>>51459496
retard

>> No.51459632
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51459632

i cant focus on anything

>> No.51459657

>>51459496
these jokes don't seem funny

>> No.51459704

I want to change Gura's diapers.

>> No.51459710
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Gura birthday merch just leaked

>> No.51459777

>>51459710
That's a death flag...

>> No.51459807

>>51459710
KEK i actually have one of those

>> No.51459903
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51459903

im getting drunk and listening to sad music
just staring at my gura wallpaper on my computer

>> No.51459966

>>51459496
what's your next joke? fubuki is a cat? loser.

>> No.51459990

>>51459903
https://youtu.be/rQdOBjaQvMg

>> No.51459994

>>51459807
>grandpa, what's the story behind that ring?

>> No.51460000

>>51459903
thanks for the reminder chumbie. I need to crack open a cold one

>> No.51460300

>>51459710
Haha, I can imagine the amount of shit this would cause

>> No.51460305 [DELETED] 

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1669508682009178113
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1669508682009178113
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1669508682009178113

>> No.51460358

>>51459807
How does it feel to have essentially thrown money into a fire

>> No.51460374

https://youtu.be/Q_F5c_qlB44

>> No.51460396
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>> No.51460412

In hindsight the joke about the dad going to out to get food, and still not being back isn't as funny anymore.

>> No.51460463

>>51460358
i ordered it minutes after the termination notice, best hololive merch of my life

>> No.51460464

>>51459710
Man, dramafags are dying for another rushia yab its almost sad that this is what their life has revolved around.

>> No.51460470

>>51460412
The dad gave a reason for his absence. He's still doing better than Gura.

>> No.51460484

>>51460305
does the creepy pedo artist have self awareness?

>> No.51460493
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>>51460493

>> No.51460659

>>51452943
Anyone can give me a list of shark clone?

>> No.51460665
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>>51460493

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>>51457337
>It was all part of her master plan

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>not even a retweet for this connect the world orison
Pic related, she in her bedroom right now.

>> No.51460931

Gura is retired
Gura is retired
Gura is retired

>> No.51460965
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New forehead art just dropped

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>>51460396
>>51460493
>>51460665
Let us wait solemnly for our precious treasure to return.

>> No.51460994
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>> No.51461130

>>51460965
needs longer hair

>> No.51461238

>>51456748
They didn’t do merch for Chamas anniversary. Bday and anni merch has the talent taking a leading role.

>> No.51461461

Fuck this traitorous bitch, not worth fucking my sleep schedule up for her anymore.
Enjoy the 4 seconds part of the song she gets to sing at below average volume. I slip.

>> No.51461686

>>51461461
See you tomorrow

>> No.51461691

>>51461461
Hopefully that aneurysm this shark gives you is fatal.

>> No.51461713

>>51461461
Alright, bye.

>> No.51461769

im in the mood to play an mmorpg but i refuse to interact with any player and that makes it not worth my time
this is why gura needs to stream

>> No.51461871

>>51461686
>>51461691
>>51461713
the pathetic knights squad

>> No.51461974

>>51461871
whiny bitch

>> No.51461995

>>51461769
Play one of the many single player games designed with this exact use case in mind.

>> No.51462136

>>51461871
Stay miserable I guess?

>> No.51462249

LUV ME HECKIN SHARKERINO

>> No.51462317
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>> No.51462368
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Booba huhaha

>> No.51462632

>>51462249
Unironically yes.

>> No.51462750

>>51462632
I just wish she loved me too..

>> No.51462931
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51462931

What happened to releasing her schedule yesterday?

>> No.51463048
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>> No.51463062
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51463062

Here's your schedule buds

>> No.51463081

>>51462931
what's a schedule?

>> No.51463107

cold cooold chicken

>> No.51463172
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51463172

I'm more in the steak mood

>> No.51463276

>>51463172
Just make sure you don't start eating before the birthday stream start, woudn't want to have none left when Gura shows up

>> No.51463321

>>51463276
Thats not a problem. I need to stop buy the store for more beers.

>> No.51463343

>>51463107
frozen chicken

>> No.51463360

>>51455894
I'll buy 3

>> No.51463495
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51463495

lolimarine here to cheer you up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5UeUun5SAU&t=0s

>> No.51463597
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51463597

>>51463081

>> No.51463681

>>51463495
>Chumbuds have absolutely zero content to talk about so they resort to posting other holo talents
KEK

>> No.51463732
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>> No.51463792
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I love gura!
Just got a popup from loading captcha for the first time today, what the fuck

>> No.51463861
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>>51463732
Jesas, that really puts it in perspective...

>> No.51463866

>>51463732
So dropping schedules had nothing to do with her decreasing stream output.

>> No.51463918

>>51463866
pffft

>> No.51463960
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>> No.51463989

>>51463918
Did you not look at the graph? Her stream output was already trending downwards before she dropped schedules.

>> No.51464031
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>> No.51464041

>>51463866
are you blind?

>> No.51464043

>>51463062
go back

>> No.51464045

>>51463989
Trending downwards, yes, but I'd argue that giving up rather than trying to keep to a schedule made it worse.

>> No.51464080

>>51464041
I think you're blind.

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>>51463732
Your argument is invalid because I'm too retarded to understand basic graphs

>> No.51464216

>>51464080
yes it trended a bit downward but by the time the final schedule posted it sealed the deal

>> No.51464238

>>51463062
Bold of you to assume she would say sorry

>> No.51464265
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51464265

>you will never push an exhausted little shark out to the car after a busy day

>> No.51464272

Gura hated schedules and we're both glad they're gone.

>> No.51464356

>>51464272
oh its you again
the anti schedule schizo

>> No.51464415

Gura hated streams and we're both glad they're gone.

>> No.51464466
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>>51464045
Yeah, completely dropping schedules made it too easy to continue streaming even less. Her feeling too pressured and not enjoying streaming isn't good, but having no pressure just results in... this.

>> No.51464467
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Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

>> No.51464515

>>51464265
>you will never push an unconscious little shark into your rape dungeon and release all your pent up anger and frustration right into her underdeveloped cunny

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Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>> No.51464638

>>51464467
>>51464600
fuck off antis

>> No.51464644

>>51464467
>>51464600
worst posts in this thread

>> No.51464701
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51464701

I want to suck on these fat teets.

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>>51464467
>>51464600
I'm going to goom up a storm later

>> No.51464714
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51464714

I love you Gura, please stream!

>> No.51464777

>>51463732
So she was still in a fairly normal range for months after dropping schedules. For some reason she cratered in September, bounced back for October, then cratered again with no recovery from November onward.

>> No.51464809
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>> No.51464811

>>51464705
That's an illegal goom.

>> No.51464833

>>51464777
those bounce backs were the temporary boosts after 'comebacks'

>> No.51464882

How many times has Gura been "back" now?

>> No.51464896

>>51464882
9

>> No.51464909

C'mon Gura, retweet the full EN song. you know, one of the projects you worked on, the thing you want people to appreciate since you're an idol

>> No.51464916
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51464916

My Gura looks weird

>> No.51464979

4 days

>> No.51464992

>>51464916
that's a cat not a shark

>> No.51465024

>>51464909
Oh yeah, that's in less than an hour...

>> No.51465046

>>51464833
uh no, she did a solid month of streaming for October with a handcam and everything.

>> No.51465058

>>51464909
there were never any projects. when she said that all it meant was she wanted you to shut the fuck up.

>> No.51465122

>>51464992
looks like a beaver to me.

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>> No.51465210

>>51465121
Oh hey, it's my scuffed AI conversion of the Shion wallpaper. I had forgotten about it.

>> No.51465329

Remember Gura guntank? Good times...

>> No.51465462

remember when you'd watch her streams and listen to her cute voice and giggles and cute little schizo rambles about random stuff that made your brain go numb and just focus on her girliness and made you feel like everything was right in this world and then you'd wake up the next morning feeling great and energized thanks to Gura FUCK I'M GOING TO FUCKING END IT FUCK FUICK FUICK MND

>> No.51465551
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>>51465329
Guntank WOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.51465556

ungrateful bitch

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>>51465329

>> No.51465708

>>51464979
>>51465462
Gura will not graduate on the 20th. gura will not graduate on the 20th........

>> No.51465816

>>51464979
>>51465462
>>51465708
118 hours remain

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>> No.51466149

All I really want to know is why does she hate me.

>> No.51466167

>>51466149
because you touch yourself at night

>> No.51466211

>>51466149
because you wanted her to tell you when the streams would be.

>> No.51466219

I want to touch a fembud at night.

>> No.51466259

I'm so Dalepilled. Can't believe things have turned out this way.

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>> No.51466310

>>51466149
Because you stink

>> No.51466512

Okay, I think I have narrowed down the problem. At the beginning of September, she did her Big Brain Games stream that had technical difficulties. That's when all our real troubles with her began. She must still be upset about it.

>> No.51466632

>>51466512
its been going downward way before that you fuck

>> No.51466667

year of the fart

>> No.51466670

>>51466512
anon, that was one of the streams that people claimed would explain why she had mostly stopped streaming.

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>> No.51466795

You guys don't get it.
She felt guilty for taking Kizuna Ai's spot and making her retire. So now she's trying to kill her own career as atonement and go back to streaming to 40 people on twitch.

>> No.51466809

>>51466512
Its time like that where I want to hug gura and tell her its going to be okay.

>> No.51466865
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>> No.51467038

Chumbuds status?

>> No.51467052
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51467052

penguin gura is pretty cute bros

>> No.51467109

>>51467038
Seething

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>>51467038
I'll have a damn fine time on Gura's birthday, whether you pansies are there or not!!

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>> No.51467158

>>51466632
>>51466670
No, it definitely got worse quickly after that stream. Before that she was fairly consistent even if it was low output, and she never ghosted like she did during Thanksgiving.

>> No.51467248

>>51467158
the problem with this is that you can say it about anything. her response to anything at all is to reduce her activity.

>> No.51467311
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>> No.51467342

>>51466795
I'd be fine with this, as long as i could watch her and be with her. I don't even care about the gura model, or hololive, or the antis or any of that shit. I just want to be with her and hear her voice.

>> No.51467417

>>51467311
I love my smellfag wife. Smell merch in a few days. She found a way and has been prepping Gura scent this entire time.

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>>51467038
fantasizing about sticking a pistol up under my chin, feeling it rest there, and imagining the bullet going through my useless creepy misshapen skull.

>> No.51467449
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>>51467038
dying

>> No.51467469
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>>51467417

>> No.51467488

15 more minutes till collab song and no tweets.
I think gura has left this world and we're only hearing her AI reconstruction.

>> No.51467528

>>51467342
same desu

>> No.51467582

>>51466512
I'd argue that was a high point. I know that sounds absurd, but think about it. Shortly after it went wrong she communicated the issues she was having, spitballed a solution and ways to prepare, to ensure something like that didn't happen again, and apologized...though I don't think the apology was necessary for that, it just went awry. It was peak communication, if anything. Now we're here.

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>>51463732
I think I've discovered something else

>> No.51467623

>>51467488
I don't even care. I'm gonna go lie down or a bit and maybe give it a listen later.

>> No.51467720
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51467720

Can anyone tell me (person totally out of the vtuber scene and 100% newfag) why Gura streams rarely? I see a lot of joke theories in here but is it actually known? Because she must make a lot of money and is very beloved, what would prevent her from going live here or there?

>> No.51467766

>>51467585
The exact date that I started watching her religiously. I was a vodcuck before then. It was my presence that ruined everything. She felt it, and it made her feel ill. it's all my fault.

>> No.51467811

>>51467585
She got married

>> No.51467834

>>51467585
Wow, she almost climbed back after the house hunting arc. She's still got that fight in her.

>> No.51467848

>>51467720
a child, or severe major depressive disorder.

>> No.51467868

>>51467720
Severe burnout

>> No.51467882

>>51467585
Interesting :thinking_face_emoji:

>> No.51467894

>>51467720
not now cuckposter

>> No.51467916

>>51467585
House hunt was before that retard

>> No.51467929

>>51467720
She's some combination of busy, sick, or burnt out. You can use your imagination for the proportion that makes you happiest, but all three of them are true to some degree.

>> No.51467939

>>51467868
>>51467848
I guess depression is irrational or burnout but it seems crazy from my perspective if your job is so "easy" (relatively speaking, just turning on a stream here or there playing video games) and so many people really love you and cheer you on.

>> No.51467952

>>51467720
>>51467585

>> No.51467984
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>>51467720
>Largely unmotivated and maladapted individual makes enough money to not have to do things
>Doesn't do things

>> No.51468031

Is it known or you guys have theories how much a vtuber of her size earns per month roughly?

>> No.51468039
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51468039

>>51467585
DELET THIS!!!!!!!!

>> No.51468048

>>51467720
the truth is that no one knows.
She's achieved all the heights of a vtuber career. A person at the top of their career can experience a midlife crisis. Is this how you want your life to end? If I were her I'd be looking into dating, or traveling, or all the things one should experience in one's bucket list.

>> No.51468077

>>51468031
"receives", not "earns"

>> No.51468083

>>51468031
6 figures a month.

>> No.51468087

>>51467939
Yeah depression sucks the joy out of activities you love. I haven't played vidya in 10 years. But I don't even want to think of her suffering like that. The other option is preferable even if it leaves me cucked, at least she won't be alone.

>> No.51468113

>>51468083
No way.

>> No.51468116

>>51467585
>house hunting month
>august
The worst part is that this is probably headed to the catalog where people will believe it.

>> No.51468117

>>51467952
He asked for serious theories.

>> No.51468145

>>51467248
Nope, she always had good months and bad months. The slight dip was because she genuinely had to start doing a lot more work for Hololive and her 3D Lives and such. Only in September did she suddenly crash to the lowest levels of streaming by far.

>> No.51468149

>>51468031
This is the wrong thread for that. Ask /#/ >>>/vt/snumbers

>> No.51468169
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51468169

I love her and I want to tell her everything will be alright

>> No.51468175

>>51468113
Well before taxes I'd say.

>> No.51468192

>"thinly veiled" cuckposting

>> No.51468411

>>51468192
what else am i sposed to do, frolic through the fuckin tulips?

>> No.51468426

>>51468169
don't lie to her. her career is destroyed and she's just coasting until she crashes into the wall and stops.

>> No.51468497

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bitH6NZ_e2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bitH6NZ_e2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bitH6NZ_e2Q
It's starting soon

>> No.51468542

>sanest chumbud

>> No.51468547

>>51468497
yaaay..

>> No.51468563

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bitH6NZ_e2Q

>> No.51468573

>>51468497
yay. 9 whores.

>> No.51468641

>>51468426
destroyed? the only thing destroyed is her motivation and love for us, she is still incredibly successful.

>> No.51468647

>>51468497
ANTIS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
WEAKBUD STATUS????

>> No.51468650

>>51468563
>>51468497
This is Gura's big project she's been working so hard on! I'm sure she'll have a huge part, and then everything will be back to normal!

>> No.51468692

>>51468573
Kill yourself

>> No.51468729

>>51468650
I concur! :')

>> No.51468739

>>51467582
Very true, but what else happened at the beginning of September? The Rust finale where Ame sperged out and a few fans sperged out in response, and management made all these rules that ruined Rust. So there were some other disappointments affecting Gura.

>> No.51468749

LETS GOOOOO GURA!!!

>> No.51468754

>>51468573
Dont take about my daughterwife’s friend like that

>> No.51468772

>>51468497
Holy shit that 60 count down is fucking loud. I was getting ready for -5dB and this thing is like +10dB

>> No.51468771

IT'S IN ENGLISH. I LIKE IT

>> No.51468779

wife on telly...

>> No.51468794

CUUUUUUUUUUUTE!

>> No.51468829
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51468829

LETS FUCKIGN GOO AAAAAAA

>> No.51468839

I heard her voice

>> No.51468841

That didn't really sound like her....

>> No.51468852

Gura sounds cheerful here. Very idol like song.

>> No.51468867

CUTE

>> No.51468877

It's already shit

>> No.51468880

>stream
I wish. couldn't help myself, sorry

>> No.51468916
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51468916

I LIKED GURA'S PART OF THE SONG GURA CUTE

>> No.51468976

I heard my wife for a few seconds!

>> No.51468977

uuuuohhhhhhh ina's chest

>> No.51468981
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51468981

this guys here

>> No.51469006
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51469006

>> No.51469054

i feel nothing.

>> No.51469057

What the fuck are these lyrics

>> No.51469082

Shes so short uoh

>> No.51469110

I heard my goop goop!!!

>> No.51469128

>>51469057
HYPE LIYRICS LUOAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.51469136

reach for the screen chumbies and connect with Gura, oh wait...

>> No.51469169

>>51469054
same lol, Gura has killed all my joy for Hololive

>> No.51469188

fuck me. i feel nothing

>> No.51469212
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51469212

LOVE GURA

>> No.51469222

Skin walker / AI animations, and forgettable idol pop. I can't watch till the end of this nonsense and feel happy.

>> No.51469226

that does not sound like gura.
cringe lyrics too.

>> No.51469232

>>51469054
>>51469169
I want to fuck every single one of them

>> No.51469263

>>51469169
it's all empty words.

>> No.51469281

yeah this aint doing anything for me, fuck man

>> No.51469282

I liked that spreading her legs thing she did at the end . Good song, I will loop it now

>> No.51469292

I'm glad we got to connect with Gura, lyrics are so fitting

>> No.51469302

>>51469054
Same, but also it isn't really hitting me very hard as a song. It's okay, it works, it's an idol song, but I'm not gonna be looping it.

>> No.51469305

>>51469054
Same here. I really really hope this wasn't one of those projects that ate up months of stream time.

>> No.51469351

Another forgettable group song but my wife was cute

>> No.51469374

Gura is so small TuT

>> No.51469383
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51469383

I like it

>> No.51469382

I actually liked the song

>> No.51469408

that shit was fucking gay. i think i'm done.

>> No.51469425

is it over yet? I didn't bother to watch till the end

>> No.51469455

It has a better rhythm than Shiny Smily Story. Some questionable English lyric choices but overall fine for an idol song.

>> No.51469511

Wow, that was probably the best Hololive group song yet.

>> No.51469519
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51469519

okay time to rewind this bullshit over and over until my boss gave me a death stare

>> No.51469553

and now we won't see her for another 3 weeks.

>> No.51469562
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51469562

>>51469408

>> No.51469590

>>51469281
same desu

>> No.51469620

That doesn't sound like Gura at all...
Is the new VA for Gura RRATS real after all??

>> No.51469624

I'm glad Gura got to record it 4 months ago when she was in Japan

>> No.51469649
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51469649

Not bad but it makes me miss my sharkwife more

>> No.51469651

My small sharkwife ToT

>> No.51469725

>>51469620
She just goes full VA for some stuff. You'd know this if you were a fan.

>> No.51469790

>>51469455
>better rhythm than SSS
>this

your ears are rotted.

>> No.51469794

>her line was sounding all genki
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I MISS HER MOREEEEEEEEE

>> No.51469875

Oh look, gura didn't even care about it enough to tweet.

>> No.51469880

>>51469620
yes yagoo will replace gura with a new va while gura herself enjoys her life at her millionaire mansion

>> No.51469896

gonna take a lot more than that to undo the hurt gura

>> No.51469923

>>51469790
Anything that my wife sings is pure gold

>> No.51469953

>>51469725
>full VA
"Fake and stilted". The words you're looking for are "fake and stilted".

>> No.51469965

>>51469725
Their last original song Non-fiction sounds like Gura while this one sounds way off...

>> No.51469981

this song is just more evidence of how lame the idol shit usually is compared to actual streams
there's a few exceptions though, like korone's holofes performances, gura's megu megu fire, violet is a genuinely good song etc.

>> No.51470021

>Another hyped group song people will forget about in 1 hour
FUUUUUCKKK!!!

>> No.51470065

>>51469953
But that's most EN VAs

>> No.51470087
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51470087

She's so fucking tiny

>> No.51470130

>>51470087
TuT

>> No.51470129
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51470129

Gura WILL tweet about her new song.

>> No.51470134
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51470134

Ironic that Gura's part has "stream" in it. Huhaha...

>> No.51470147

>>51469953
No, those have a negative connotation. I like her VA voice. It's different in a fun way,.

>> No.51470156

she'll need 6 weeks of no streams to recovered from working on this song

>> No.51470165

>>51469965
so the rrats are true after all??

>> No.51470181

>>51470087
T u T

>> No.51470196

>>51468497
why does she sing like that on official songs? is this her idea of her 'idol' voice?

>> No.51470207

>>51470087
god I love her

>> No.51470228

>>51470147
Yes, that's why I chose them. Negative words are appropriate.

>> No.51470284
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51470284

>>51470165
Yeah whatever, now go and make a thread about it or something

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51470283

>>51470087

>> No.51470288

>>51470087
she's bending her knees too, which makes her look even tinier TuT

>> No.51470319

>>51470196
Gura has a very cute voice

>> No.51470324

>>51470228
Not for me. You said those were the words I'm looking for and they simply aren't.

>> No.51470335

>>51470087
I want to grab her and cuddle with her and fuck her so bad...

>> No.51470366

I want to tickle gura’s nipples while she breathes her morning breath into my mouth…

>> No.51470371

>>51470134
glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that
maybe COVER actually knows it's a meme at this point

>> No.51470373

>>51470319
i think her regular not forced cutesy singing voice is better

>> No.51470381

i'm not turning into an anti, but i think i'm falling out of love with her. strongbuds, what the fuck do i do?

>> No.51470427

>>51470087
You can hold her with just one hand T o T

>> No.51470444

>>51470324
The idol shit is the lowest rock-bottom trash she's associated with. She sits down on the toilet and squeezes a turd out of her asshole, and then hands the turd in to be used in the song.

>> No.51470449

>>51470087
What was she thinking bending her legs here? Everyone else is capable of standing up straight.. is she about to collapse?

>> No.51470458
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51470458

Well? Was it worth it?

>> No.51470467

>>51470373
True

>> No.51470476

>>51470366
I'd breathe the "morning breath" from gura's butthole if you catch my drift

>> No.51470478

>>51470134
singing her banned words...no...

>> No.51470485

>>51470381
Goom to her more. Start conceptualizing her hairy pucci and think about her pissy tshirt.

>> No.51470491
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51470491

Parade was the better song ngl

>> No.51470517

>>51470427
I unironically would be able to pick her up with one hand

>> No.51470523

>>51469620
>>51470165
Now listening to it again one more time without the premiere, it looks like Youtube Premiere audio mixiing sounds shit. She sounds more like genki Gura now.

>> No.51470525

>>51470373
Agreed. Her best singing has still been in her karaokes

>> No.51470566

>>51470485
Dumb fucking anti, she HAS NO HAIR

>> No.51470567

>>51470491
Not really ngl

>> No.51470578

>>51470381
Watch old singing streams

>> No.51470589

>>51470491
Too many indonesians

>> No.51470620

>>51470485
i'll try. but feels like the visage of her tiny quivering pisshole is slowly vanishing from my mind. she's so far away.

>> No.51470626

>>51470444
I wish she would hand it to me instead ToT

>> No.51470638

>>51470491
>parfait parfait parfait~
Nah, this song is a bit better I'd say.

>> No.51470648
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51470648

>> No.51470665

>>51470087
Wow she's a literal little girl...

>> No.51470769
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51470769

I gotta hear her angelic voice live again

>> No.51470776

>>51470373
>>51470525
Her voice in Non-Fiction was pretty good and sounds like the typical Gura karaoke. Everything else I hate so much.

>> No.51470783

>>51470458
>was it worth it
No and the concert along with the other "projects" won't be either.

>> No.51470800

>>51470620
Stay strong bud. We will make it through this

>> No.51470826

I miss Gura!

>> No.51470829

Pared was better but this was still good
that being said
I MISS HER

>> No.51470910
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51470910

This song makes me love and miss her more damn it.

>> No.51470936
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51470936

I am the most proud Chumbud

>> No.51470969

>>51469649
>>51469794
>>51470826
>>51470829
>>51470910
Aim better next time.

>> No.51470974

>>51470087
BAE IS TALLER THAN AME AND INA
WTF HOW

>> No.51470975

>>51470769
We have to believe in her. She will announce her projects at her birthday stream

>> No.51470984

>>51470910
I like the song but I don't see how it could do that. She was barely in it.

>> No.51471016

i really hope none of that was actual recorded choreography, it was so generic it looked like it was copied from some idol anime clip

>> No.51471041

Waking from a dream, swept up into a stream
I make a wish and wait for my cue-

>> No.51471071

>>51471016
>idol song has idol choreography
Christ, just admit you fucking hate idols and quit pretending it's the song's fault.

>> No.51471075

>>51470449
That is it...she has polio...

>> No.51471205

>>51470525
>>51470776
>>51470467
she seems to think this idol voice suits most of her songs better so we're stuck with it i guess

>> No.51471216

>>51470974
Her official height is 149 right? Maybe its the angle

>> No.51471366

Chumbuds in disarray

>> No.51471489

>>51471205
Fuck that. Tell her she's wrong and that her regular singing voice is better.

>> No.51471487

I can't wait to hookup with a fembud at the LA concert as we listen to Connect the World.

>> No.51471507

>>51470969
say it 100 more times maybe it'll finally start being funny

>> No.51471542
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51471542

here you go frens

>> No.51471563

>>51471205
it has more energy so it's a good choice for many songs.

>> No.51471586
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51471586

>>51471542

>> No.51471640

>>51471542
I wish I was Ina...

>> No.51471643

>>51471542
This looks mocapped since their hands clip through each other.

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51471674

>>51471542

>> No.51471715

>>51471542
Spoiler that indecent scene!

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>>51471542

>> No.51471741

>>51471542
gura is going to make her dream (masterplan) a reality!!!! only 1 chess piece left (she will graduate june 20 2023)

>> No.51471766

>>51471489
bro i can't even tell her to stream

>> No.51471801
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51471801

>>51471542
awesome shit

>> No.51471824

>>51471542
Looks like we can count on our cybersex asmr coming soon since Cover allows lewdness like this now.

>> No.51471944

>>51470974
Ina is 154cm only in her platform shoes, Ame is further away from the camera

>> No.51471950
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51471950

>>51471542
Cute!

>> No.51472046
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51472046

>>51471542

>> No.51472065

>>51471542
T u T

>> No.51472139

>>51471542
https://twitter.com/aoisaka77/status/1669545314578235392
He loves it!

>> No.51472144

>>51471801
gurass

>> No.51472193

>>51471542
I love them

>> No.51472283

Kek, her line was about streaming lol

>> No.51472311

>>51472283
Go back

>> No.51472401

I think I've realized that in general I just don't like group songs, I prefer solo or at most a a duet.

>> No.51472434 [DELETED] 

That song was gay and its funny reading the vod comments seeing all these absolute beta male faggots saying they are crying. Most women don't like guys who cry over songs. They too feminine. They want a big dude who will be mean to them but also have a big penis. You can treat them like shit as long as you have a big dick. They won't break up with you

>> No.51472512

>>51472434
Imagine caring what women think

>> No.51472519

>>51472311
>let me be cool and try and fit in here by saying go back

Lol. Her line was about streaming.

>> No.51472553
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>> No.51472578

>>51471542
This is too erotic for youtube. What was Cover thinking?

>> No.51472583

>>51472401
How is this a revelation? Big collabs suck, group songs suck, if they're good it's because of some quality from the group and not any of the individuals present.

>> No.51472631

>>51472512
Imagine being a beta male faggot that's trying to get women

>> No.51472725
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>> No.51472732

>>51472434
Are you 12 or retarded?

>> No.51472790

That connect the world song is so cringe. I don't like it. Fuck idols, i just want them only to stream. These stupid idol thingy and events has taken away our streams.

>> No.51472915

>>51472790
>These stupid idol thingy and events has taken away our streams
nah I think the group songs just suck
none of the other members featured in it have fallen off on production like gura has

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>> No.51472944

>>51472790
they stream tho, everyone except Gura

>> No.51472957
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51472957

>> No.51472993

>>51472957
Anon... that's a child

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51473023

>>51472957

>> No.51473043
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51473043

>>51472957

>> No.51473058

>>51472993
T u T

>> No.51473102

Just hearing Gura in EN's new song made me fall for her again. This fucking shark...

>> No.51473120

>>51472401
they're not supposed to be the top tier of songs. usually good thematic songs for the concert ending/starting/motif though and giving emotions

>> No.51473174

>>51473120
our bright parade is a total bop tho

>> No.51473232

>>51472957
The only good thing we've gotten recently

>> No.51473243

>>51473174
This is too it's good

>> No.51473267

Plot twist: Gura's VA will debut 2.0 with her new VA. The original one is lazy, doesn't like stream, and doesn't care about her fans.

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>> No.51473516

>>51473174
you can't claim it's some masterpiece in lyricism though

>> No.51473667

>>51473516
"lyricism" is generally overrated shit for fags though, it's more important that music actually sounds good

>> No.51473706

>>51473267
aren't we on revision 4.0?

>> No.51473824
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51473824

Imagine you've finally met Gura in person, you really hit it off and get together. You decide to get married, the big day comes and you're the happiest you've been in your life. The ceremony begins and... she's nowhere to be found. She vanished at some point and nobody knows where she went. You never see her again...

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