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▼Phase Connect Links
Official Website:
https://phase-connect.com/
Official Schedule:
https://schedule.phase-connect.com/
Official Twitter:
https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect
Official Character References:
https://pastebin.com/RP5DxAmi
Unofficial Phase Connect Archives:
https://pastebin.com/qAsMRhBa
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼Lia 鈴香 アシェリア (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/RinkouAshelia
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼Utatane Nasa 転寝 ナサ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/UtataneNasa
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿 いおり (JP + EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/HakushikaIori
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉 ウルカ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/FujikuraUruka
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠 みちる (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ShisuiMichiru
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼Tenma Maemi 天満 マエミ (JP + EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TenmaMaemi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvmSVAwFc5MJwQowsDvCTuw
▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン ピッパ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/PipkinPippa
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/pippa
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/lumikaneko
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@TheNationalpipnigFuuraYuriArchive/playlists
▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dizzydokuro/
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi/
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
Twitter:https://twitter.com/emberamane
YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@EmberAmane/
Twitch:https://www.twitch.tv/emberamane
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▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/RemiliaNephys
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼Chisaka Airi 千坂 アイリ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ChisakaAiri
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/chisakaairi
Twitch Archive: https://youtube.com/channel/UCx7aPMHI_kK1CP6zSvilHSA
▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川 しいな (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/AmanogawaShiina
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
Twitch Archive: https://youtube.com/channel/UCkDfBt3R64R2rRIrAQwldeQ
▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/HimemiyaRie
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/himemiyarie
Twitch Archive: https://youtube.com/channel/UC3-Rfh_Ek-s6EUWS4fT5VPw
▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ErinaMakina
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/komachipanko
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/KomachiPanko
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/komachipanko
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_EIfw5I5uDlwsK6sc-83Q

▼Phase Friends
AkioAIR >>>/vt//aa/
Prism >>>/vt//ppg+/
Tsunderia >>>/vt//tsunx/
Kawaii >>>/vt//pkg/
Idol Corp >>>/vt/jidf/
Yubicraft >>>/vt//ybc/

Previous Thread >>51282622

>> No.51288698

cum

>> No.51288704

>>49478105
Cool, why don't you tell me fish's cut from stream? Talents' cut from merch? The IP rights of invaders? Contract details? If the talent even know each others contracts or cuts? Your parasocial bonds with the talent who can't leave without losing their entire identity doesn't mean much objectively.

>> No.51288714

Jelly needs a husband RIGHT NOW

>> No.51288726

[Jelly news] She's having a breakdown cause she isn't married yet at 21

>> No.51288738

Jelly...

>> No.51288743

how the fuck thread suddenly died

>> No.51288773

>>51288714
>>51288726
>>51288738
Don't worry Starknight bros, I can handle this one.

>> No.51288775

>>51288726
I CAN FIX HER

>> No.51288802 [SPOILER] 
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51288802

Yeah I’m a Liker, a Lumi Liker

>> No.51288806

>>51288714
yeah me

>> No.51288808

>Oh god it's just starting to settle in
Kek

>> No.51288813
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51288813

>> No.51288836

Jelly is a hag in training

>> No.51288853

I can't believe Jelly's gonna an hero for her family...

>> No.51288858

[Jelly news] She's not on birth control

>> No.51288875

I am an absolute slut for Pippa's cock

>> No.51288881
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51288881

>> No.51288911

[Jelly news] Nicotine is cringe and kiddie choose another drug.

>> No.51288940

>>51288911
Jelly confirmed to not be one of the cool kids

>> No.51288993

okay guys. the loli told me to stop smoking. I guess i'll stop.

>> No.51288997

Smoker and alcoholic? Why is she talking about me?

>> No.51289032
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51289032

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>> No.51289056
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51289056

STOP SMOKING!!!

>> No.51289077
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51289077

I love Shiina!

>> No.51289085

Smoking and alcohol is bad for pregnant woman.

>> No.51289113

I want to squeeze jelly

>> No.51289121

[Jelly news] smoking and drinking is soya

>> No.51289125

Drinking is ok when it's to numb the pain.

>> No.51289133
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51289133

For me, it's Seething Femanon.

>> No.51289139

Big Jelly

>> No.51289169
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51289169

I love this Panda

>> No.51289171

The only thing Jelly is addicted to is my cock

>> No.51289190

>>51289171
This is my post, btw.

>> No.51289192

>>51289171
yeah mine

>> No.51289220

>>51289169
perfection

>> No.51289241

>>51289169
eye too left

>> No.51289248

>>51289171
>>51289190
>>51289192
I made all these posts

>> No.51289279

Jelly you rejected last time I asked you to marry me and use all my disposable income on food and frilly dresses. This is your own fault.

>> No.51289358
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51289358

Pippa LOVE

>> No.51289390

>>51289358
Sex. With Pippa.

>> No.51289397
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51289397

Dizzy's slimy tits

>> No.51289427

Da michi in 20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS6PKqJgheY

>> No.51289457

Shit bros I just noticed that my art was featured on Iori's schedule. How do I cope with this?

>> No.51289506

>>51289427
UUUUUAAAAGGHHHH RED MICHI EROTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.51289541

>>51289427
>7 Days to Die is still a thing
>It's still in Early Access
I hosted a server for that like 10 years ago. It was pretty fun.

>> No.51289547

>>51288940
It's not cool to smoke, no matter what Pippa thinks

>> No.51289550

[Jelly news] If you have anxiety, work harder or close your eyes until it goes away.

>> No.51289567

>if you are getting bullied
>just close your eyes

>> No.51289589

>>51289427
Elden Ring bros...

>> No.51289612

>>51289547
Yes it is, no matter what cope you pull out of your ass.
It's not cool to vape though.

>> No.51289616
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51289616

>>51289567

>> No.51289620

>>51289427
Michiru always makes my mornings great

>> No.51289639

I bullied Jelly with my penis

>> No.51289643

>>51288679
Hey, Moe drew this op. I love Moe :)

>> No.51289668

>>51289643
Moe mama!

>> No.51289677

Fucking TICKET TO RIDE.

>> No.51289681

Jelly is a huge M

>> No.51289697
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>> No.51289770

Jelly status?

>> No.51289825

>>51289681
A huge Miner

>> No.51289835

>>51289770
Jelly parents status: Asian.

>> No.51289874

Sakana will do anything for jelly, lol. not sure why she is complaining when she is exactly what sakana wants from phase connect. originally

>> No.51289915

>>51289681
that's 90% of women

>> No.51289936

>it's in their genes
uh oh

>> No.51289953

>>51289681
Yeah a Mega Idol

>> No.51289993
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51289993

>>51289936
Chudly Hoshitlord

>> No.51290011

>couldn't sleep
>missed half of Jelly's stream too
pain awawa

>> No.51290051

Have (You) received love and investments from your parents like Jelly when you were a child?

>> No.51290062

Real sadgirl hours.

>> No.51290119

>>51290051
She odmitted the part where they kicked her out of home for being a fucking failure and the part where they almost disowned her because she was streamer (they literally must not find out she started again)
But sure, lovely parents

>> No.51290126

>>51289681
yeah Me

>> No.51290337

"Do you really think Sakana wants an idol when the rest of Phase Connect is... the rest of Phase Connect" Jelly is pretty funny.

>> No.51290370
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51290370

Da michi live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS6PKqJgheY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS6PKqJgheY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS6PKqJgheY

>> No.51290407

>>51290337
she's right you know

>> No.51290415

https://twitter.com/bannedvtmemes/status/1668464123703853056
So she really runs this account. No way that isn't her

>> No.51290439
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51290439

Michiru is trapped in a box somebody help her

>> No.51290457
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51290457

>>51290370
>Opens with da michi english
Da Michi is strong!

>> No.51290495

>>51290337
If the rrats about Gen 3 is true, maybe Sakana really does want an idol unit within Phase.

>> No.51290498

>>51290370
A good start to the day

>> No.51290589
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51290589

I'm so fucking lost watching Jelly's stream. How do people keep track of all this modded shit?

>> No.51290596

>>51290415
You've never heard AI generated voice before? Pippa did an entire stream on them.

>> No.51290616

>>51290439
I want to join michi in the box

>> No.51290665
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51290665

>> No.51290668

>>51290596
Never heard of Panko having one. I need it now

>> No.51290675
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51290675

Happy Wemi 30k (I think that means Horo Horo feet?) I still miss Wemi..

>> No.51290691
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51290691

Good morning /pcg/, I love Panko

>> No.51290692

>>51290589
You actually just have to play through it yourself to get a hang of it.

>> No.51290739

>>51290665
Damn /pcg/ looks like THAT!

>> No.51290846

>>51290370
I like her voice, but understand nothing. It's depressing. This is why I'm stuck with trusting lumi.

>> No.51290948

>>51290665
Isn't it kind of sad though that she can't go there herself and be with her fans like some of the /ligger/s? But I guess prefers it that way.

>> No.51290975

>outpits
heh

>> No.51291004

>>51290495
What rrats did I miss aside from Beryl being in potentially?

>> No.51291022

Michi stop it's already dead

>> No.51291061

Jelly wants to get piped!

>> No.51291064

>jelly is excited for piping
>she want to pipe so badly

>> No.51291080

[Jelly news] She is excited to play with my pipe

>> No.51291168

>>51289612
Anon, smoking hasn't been cool since the mid 2000s

>> No.51291170
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51291170

>>51290665
Why no black?

>> No.51291171

based jelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfLCuHSZ-U

>> No.51291218

>>51289612
This is some real cope. Smokers are worse than gacha addicts.

>> No.51291224

>>51291004
No, that's about it, but her being in might mean more a musically inclined focus.

>> No.51291232

>>51291170
A better question: why no white?

>> No.51291292

This is my first time catching Jelly.
Why is her BGM driving me insane?

>> No.51291314

>>51291168
Smoking will never not look cool. But only from a distance.

>> No.51291369

>>51291168
>>51291218
Smoking will always be cool and no amount of moral panic about "muh health" will change that.
This is not to be confused with addiction, which is always uncool. Being a slave to a substance is weakness. Enjoying it in moderation is stoic.

>> No.51291385

>>51291314
>t. anon with her mental development stunted by smoking

>> No.51291415

>>51291369
>Enjoying it in moderation is stoic
It's literally the opposite of stoic

>> No.51291444

Sex with Jelly.
That is all.

>> No.51291448

>>51291369
Are you okay bro?

>> No.51291462

BGMLess michi is soothing
it's like it's just her and me

>> No.51291468

Jelly likes piping!

>> No.51291515
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51291515

>>51289547
Has she internalized the doomer meme? It romanticizes being a failure and everything associated with it, like substance abuse and suicidal ideation.

>> No.51291516

>>51291369
Smoking is stinky. It makes you stink, it makes your clothes stink, it makes your car stink, it makes your house stink. There's nothing cool about smelling like shit. Only petrol sniffers like pippa will disagree with this.

>> No.51291523

>>51291292
DURURUUURU RUUU DURURUUURU RUUUUU
DU DU DURU DURURU
DURURUUURU RUUU DURURUUURU RUUUUU
DU DU DURU DURURU

>> No.51291527

I like Michi's soft voice. It's very soothing

>> No.51291545

>>51291292
BGM? There's no BGM, what are you going on about anon?

>> No.51291580

>>51291369
Fuck off Pippa

>> No.51291595

>>51291545
>t. brain leaking out of ears from overexposure

>> No.51291616
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51291616

after all, Lia is a teen idol sensation!

>> No.51291619

>>51291232
canadians pleas undastan

>> No.51291629

>>51291369
Sniffing glue once a week is stoic too.

>> No.51291632

>>51291369
Smoking is paradoxical in that it looks cool on film and such, but then you smell the smoke and it's fucking dogshit.
Nobody with a functional brain takes up smoking after puberty.

>> No.51291672
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51291672

I swear to god if I caught Pippa with cigarettes, she would definitely live up to being an anal princess

>> No.51291678

>>51291616
Will Lia’s 3d be unscuffed enough for her to do fortnite dances

>> No.51291710

>>51291516
>>51291632
You've never smelled good tobacco, only mass produced shit smoked compulsively by addicts.

>> No.51291715

>>51291515
No it just gets her wet

>> No.51291745

Huffing paint is underrated.

>> No.51291746

>>51291369
Smoking is bad for your health. That's why I choose to be smart and inhale car exhaust fumes instead and eat soi with corn syrup cooked on vegetable oils everyday.
I also sit on my ass 24/7 and ramble about virtual anime girls on a taiwanese imageboard.
I love being smart and healthy.

>> No.51291756

>>51291710
>no true Scotsman

>> No.51291764

>>51291710
I can guarantee YOU don't look good smoking and no one around you thinks it smells good

>> No.51291775

>>51291710
>You've never tasted good horse cum, only mass produced shit drank compulsively by addicts.
This is how you sound.

>> No.51291799

>>51291746
>argumentum ad hominem

>> No.51291807

>>51291515
I don't know why she does this to herself.

>> No.51291810

>>51291710
You've never smelled proper industrial grade glue, only cheap common PVA sniffed by junkies.

>> No.51291815

>>51288911
this, real cool kids do coke now

>> No.51291830
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51291830

>Michi clubbing it up
I kinda wanna play this game now

>> No.51291845

>>51291799
The dose makes the poison

>> No.51291888

Jelly needs YOUR nut anon

>> No.51291897

>unironically defending smoking because it looks cool
I'm not sure whether to blame underagefags or Pippa

>> No.51291959
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51291959

>>51291369
>Enjoying it in moderation is stoic

>> No.51291993

>>51291959
was waiting for this

>> No.51292002

I wish Lia would bury Yuri in a pet cemetery so she would come back

>> No.51292000
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51292000

>>51290616
no you don't

>> No.51292126

>>51291746
That they are arguing so fervently about this really screams "moral panic" instead of simply disagreeing. If I were to say I love onions I wouldn't generate half the angry (You)s.

>> No.51292133

>>51290337
She sounds like a cunt

>> No.51292140

>He's die
Da Michi english is so cute

>> No.51292196

>>51292126
The fact that you care so much what people start or stop doing tells me that you're underage and should go back to /r/eddit.

>> No.51292206
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51292206

>>51291830
Utatane Nasa, The Ever Slumber

>> No.51292212

[Lumi Question]
Would you still love her if she was a wuuuuurm?

>> No.51292232

I love confused Panko so much

>> No.51292251

>>51292126
Onions don't kill people or create litter on sidewalks and beaches

>> No.51292257

>>51292212
Huh?

>> No.51292261

>>51291710
Well duh, nobody smokes good tobacco because the only people who smoke are addicts.

>> No.51292278

jelly sounds
https://files.catbox.moe/66gbnh.mp3

>> No.51292281

>>51292212
>still

>> No.51292293

>>51292251
>He doesn't know about the big onion coverups
ngmi

>> No.51292310
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51292310

I love this Panda

>> No.51292332

i want twintail glasses on jelly to crush my bawls

>> No.51292336

>>51292251
that's what Big Onion wants you to think

>> No.51292339

>>51292196
I don't know what side you think I'm on but I don't really care. I'm just having a laugh at the sperging.

>> No.51292365
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51292365

>Makes /pcg/ fatties seethe

>> No.51292373

>>51289612
Smoking is done by losers who can't overcome addiction as their body slowly withers away, making doing the most basic things an ordeal.

>> No.51292380

Feet connect

>> No.51292405

"lumao"
- Jelly, 2023

>> No.51292410

>>51292332
only panko can do that

>> No.51292415

i have no fucking idea what is going on but jelly is cute

>> No.51292417

>pipnigs promote unhealthy life styles
as expected

>> No.51292428

>>51292365
>I need substances to control by appetite for me because I can't be asked to just hit the gym twice a week
Self own?

>> No.51292471

>>51292428
I do both, retard

>> No.51292475

>wake up at 7am
>jelly still streaming
Ready for the day!

>> No.51292476

>>51291897
>i have failed in some regard and i am blackpilled about society. one day i went looking for a cope and found this doomer meme, it makes my predicament look cool and romantic, so i embrace and emulate it fully, driving myself further down the path of failure
Something like that. It is a destructive meme.

>> No.51292480

>>51292428
Hitting the gym isn't gonna cure your obese ass

>> No.51292491

>>51292212
No she wouldn't have hands.

>> No.51292507

gumikeks, comments?
https://files.catbox.moe/r34yjq.webm

>> No.51292526

>>51292471
Same bro. Gym 4 times a week even.
We're gonna make it.

>> No.51292529

>>51292507
commyents

>> No.51292541

>>51292507
On this - I will trust.

>> No.51292549

>>51292507
Your girlfriend doesn't let you finish in her mouth?

>> No.51292573

Any noomberers care to weigh in on the current performance of the new invaders?

>> No.51292585

[Lumi News]
Lumi is a bad influence for your daughter

>> No.51292597

Airi...

>> No.51292599

>>51292573
There are three of them.

>> No.51292613

>>51292573
300-400 jelly and ember
200-300 dizzy

>> No.51292614

>>51292573
There's a dedicated thread for that. You can go there, it's free.

>> No.51292618

>>51292597
What about her?

>> No.51292620

>>51292526
Arms almost every day, running every other day. Still probably not gonna make it. It is what it is.

>> No.51292624
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51292624

>>51288134
>Jelly doesn't allow live rewind

She doesn't allow it? Peep this dawg
https://pastebin.com/5EiDA3VL

>> No.51292626 [DELETED] 

>michi's entire chat is english right now

>> No.51292639

>>51292507
I'm in shambles, but oh well. Even being schizophrenic I'm not delusional enough to ever think I'd be close to her in any manner for these type of comments to bother me for more than 5 seconds.

>> No.51292641

jelly cute
I hope she can grow up soon so she can play minecraft all day instead of needing to sleep early to go to school

>> No.51292653
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51292653

Pippa love~!

>> No.51292656
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51292656

>>51292618
She wants (You) to support the baby bear!

>> No.51292673

>>51292507
If your cum tastes like heavy cream you should see a doctor or a specialty baker immediately

>> No.51292695

>>51292653
Your soundpost is still broken.

>> No.51292712
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51292712

>>51292626
No it's not, but also fuck off. You niggers do this all the time. You watch one stream of a JP 2 view and then you whine about english comments without even knowing how the streamer feels about them.

>> No.51292720

>>51292549
>Your girlfriend
My what?

>> No.51292771

>>51292720
Your boyfriend doesn't let you finish in his mouth?

>> No.51292810

>>51292771
You don't let your girlfriend finish in your mouth?

>> No.51292819

>>51292771
good question... >>51292573 you let me finish in your mouth all the time, don't you?

>> No.51292843

>Tune in to Jelly
>The fucking BGM
Wait, you people have been listening to the brainrot on repeat for hours? Are you ok?

>> No.51292853

>>51292843
what bgm

>> No.51292858

>>51292843
you get used to it desu

>> No.51292867

>>51292843
mf never moomed before

>> No.51292866

>>51292843
my brain is long since melted

>> No.51292884
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51292884

>>51292843
>Are you ok?

>> No.51292923

>jelly thinks 2 meals a day are too much

>> No.51292929

Jelly...

>> No.51292931

>>51292867
I dread to check on the state of the hoomans.

>> No.51292967

I wonder if uruka lia and airi will kiss when they meet

>> No.51292968

>>51292819
Yes but your last load was actually about 2 ml less than usual. Please make sure to stay hydrated and if you want to achieve even greater heights you can try taking some supplements or eating celery. I'd also recommend some pineapple to improve the flavor. If you drop by another 3 ml things could be bad for you. From there it's a slippery slope to total dry-nuts and we don't want that. I remember back when you first started your loads were about 15 ml more than now, do you care to speak on that? I've also noticed that allowing bitos into the bedroom increases your volume considerably. I made some charts if you're interested.

>> No.51292973

>Iori sacrifices her sleep to watch Brooklyn99
deer is... a normie...

>> No.51292978

>>51292843
I am used to the cancerous copyright free bgm Pippa puts on, so this sounds angelic in comparison.

>> No.51292993

>>51292923
Standard comp-sci behaviour
Either you're a fatass or you eat one meal a day

>> No.51293014

>>51292931
Getting hornier by the day

>> No.51293017

[Tenma News] she used too much bleach in her house cleaning, may have to push back karaoke

>> No.51293039

>>51292843
TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT

>> No.51293059

>>51293017
tenma should really get help for her germophobia
it will kill her one day

>> No.51293061
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51293061

RATE THE JELLY
RATE THE CRAFTING
RATE THE DREADING
RATE THE TALKING
RATE THE STREAM

>> No.51293062

GOOBAI FOR NOW

>> No.51293091

>>51293061
AWAWAWA
AWAWAWA
AWAWAWA
AWAWAWA
AWAWAWA

>> No.51293097

>>51293061
very nice and comfy and we even made some progress today/10

>> No.51293099

>>51289169
Eye- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51293106
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>>51293061
I like the Jelly

>> No.51293130

>>51293061
I am sure one day she will be true idol/10

>> No.51293139
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51293139

>>51292923
It's better than Wemi at least. The blue SEA cunny in Hololive showed her usual meal for the day a while back and it was literally a cup of rice and 2 multivitamins. No wonder they're all so tiny.

>> No.51293143

>>51293017
What this woman does to her lungs with all those chemicals is probably worse than smoking at this point

>> No.51293148

>>51293061
AWAWAWAWA

>> No.51293167

>>51292507
People say things taste like shit all the time, doesn't mean anything

>> No.51293171

>>51293061
awawawawawawa(derogatory)

>> No.51293175

>>51292923
One meal a day is fine depending on your schedule

>> No.51293191

>>51293171
what the fuck man

>> No.51293195

>>51293139
>treats her body like shit
>wtf bros why am I always sick
Phase house can't become real soon enough. Uruka can buy costco rotisserie chicken for everybody

>> No.51293198

>>51293061
Jelly is growing on me the more I watch her. That existential dread was palpable.
>My friends are getting married...
>While I'm playing Minecraft...Oh god It's just settling in.

>> No.51293205

>>51293171
uncalled for

>> No.51293220

>>51290051
All of that and more but I guess I'm just not a good person.

>> No.51293223

>>51293061
I can only watch in short bursts due to the bgm. I like her otherwise.

>> No.51293241

>>51293198
She's too young to marry anyone besides me anyway.

>> No.51293281

>>51293061
awawawa/wa

>> No.51293293

>>51291369
>Smoking will always be cool
This is true.
>Enjoying it in moderation is stoic.
This is false. Be a man and chain smoke.

>> No.51293309

>>51293017
Goddamit Tenma

>> No.51293318

>>51293171
Aren't you an edgy little twerp

>> No.51293321
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51293321

>>51293241
I don't remember writing this post

>> No.51293333

>>51292573
Sure, I'll noomber for a bit.
Jelly is probably the best for noomber streamer of the three as phase's honorary holo, but also streams at a massive debuff timeslot, and though people will tune into her vods, its hard for a lot of the established phase viewers in US, particularly US west to catch her streams. There's been some complaints about the bgm, but these are likely coming from people already subscribed.
Ember is just solid. Streams at an accessible time for the larger audiences, has safe content, and big GFE energy. Not really too much to say about her on the number side, but it isn't unreasonable that she's doing the best.
Dizzy is lagging behind a bit, but is already more than Michi. The main issue here is the timeslot, right between Lia and Pippa, so people who will watch those streams are forced to choose between her and those. I don't think there's any big noomber issues for her that don't come down to personal taste or perception though, so I believe she'll do okay.
Overall, they're all good girls. Now excuse me while I kill myself for noombering.

>> No.51293389

>>51293195
Shiina and Tenma at least would make sure everyone ate enough. Maybe Ember too.

>> No.51293433

>>51292573
>He's a numberfiend
>A numberfag
LOL

>> No.51293512

>>51293333
You are wise young man

>> No.51293551

>>51293333
Dizzy doesn't stream for long and has the type of interests that'd make her ideal as being on 45 minutes before Lia every day Lia streams and otherwise moving herself closer to Pippa's slot. Go out those management chops to use. I think both she and the core viewers unique to her she raids into the yab connect of the now will benefit.

>> No.51293554

>>51293389
Also Lumi. She is a feeder.

>> No.51293599

>>51293554
Lumi would be too busy doting on Jelly to even notice wemi.

>> No.51293690
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51293690

michiru shouldn't play this game alone, she should play with someone(preferably me) because its too hard at the beginning

>> No.51293718

>>51293333
Numbers aside Dizzy should move her timeslot back by about 4 or 5 hours to combat dead hours instead of cramming into an already crowded spot

>> No.51293719

>>51293171
I will report your comment as racism.

>> No.51293726

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn2OP8-Cp3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn2OP8-Cp3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn2OP8-Cp3I
Awawawawa?

>> No.51293748

awawawaw?
https://youtu.be/dn2OP8-Cp3I

>> No.51293749

>>51293690
Why is nachos censored

>> No.51293766

>>51293726
Awa.

>> No.51293784

>>51293726
awawa?

>> No.51293814

>>51293726
Awawawawa!

>> No.51293816

>>51292507
I'm surprised people schizoid out about this and not lia's one night stand comment from the sonic stream

>> No.51293826

Jelly mental illness?

>> No.51293852

>>51293826
Awawawa

>> No.51293868

>>51289077
Ok.
>>51289085
They will have birth defects.

>> No.51293883

>>51293726
awawawa......

>> No.51293899

>>51293816
People barely reacted the first time it was posted and aren't going to react beyond one post soon either.

>> No.51293919

[Jelly News] Awawawawawa
Nicewa!
YouTube auto loaded umineko ost and I almost had an heart attack

>> No.51293924

>>51293726
awawa, awawawawa

>> No.51293927

>>51289457
Nah cope with what?? Fuking do something about it.

>> No.51293930
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51293930

>>51293749
They don't want to draw the attention of Airi and get her on a tangent about nacho lunchables

>> No.51293949

>>51289457
sue her

>> No.51293973

>>51293017
>Loves to cook
>germophobe
It's funny how /pcg/ forgets that she is the actual crypto tradwife in Phase.

>> No.51294006

>>51293749
Michi's only weakness.

>> No.51294027 [DELETED] 

Why do JP vtubers in PC like to say nigger?

>> No.51294032

>>51293726
cringe

>> No.51294039
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51294039

Is Lumi gfe?

>> No.51294053

>>51294027
It's part of the culture thanks to Miko

>> No.51294067

>>51293816
Lia's goslings are buck broken, poor fellers
Could be worse though, Pippa's are completely divorced from reality

>> No.51294079

>>51294039
I already have a cat she doesn't need to adopt one.

>> No.51294117

>>51293973
Goslinging is less of a matter of desirability and ideal traits and more a measure of perceived exploitability.
People don't Gosling for her because she isn't a retarded womanchild.
That means they'd have to put in thought and effort.

>> No.51294141

>>51293816
Because that was something someone who has never actually had a ons would say

>> No.51294158

>>51294117
too many big words me monkey brain

>> No.51294177

>>51293816
She talking about ice cream
https://files.catbox.moe/so9ot2.mp4

>> No.51294179

>>51294079
She's explicitly saying 'together'. It's the experience that matters anon

>> No.51294187

>>51294039
No, Lumi is your favorite hooker experience because even though you like her a lot and buy her things she is completely emotionally detached from you.

>> No.51294198

>>51294039
I wouldn't trust her with a pet. I would let her feed me though.

>> No.51294200

>>51294039
Asking whether someone is GFE is asking if you are allowed to schizo about them. Are you a homosexual? Just do it. You don't need our blessing.

>> No.51294209

Which Phase girl do you want to punch on the face and crash her nose to bleed?

>> No.51294211

>>51294117
/pcg/ fears strong, smart stable women because they know they're not good enough. You can't save someone better than you.

>> No.51294225

>>51294209
I would say Lia, but she doesn’t have a nose

>> No.51294229

>>51294209
how do you crash a nose to bleed

>> No.51294236

>>51294209
Lia

>> No.51294234

>>51294158
She's a trad wife type but people ignore her cause she's smart.

>> No.51294239

>>51294209
None because most of them would enjoy it

>> No.51294253

>>51294117
People don't gosling for her because she's a Japanese career woman and those are notoriously undesirable.

>> No.51294258

>>51294209
Dizzy
She likes the blood

>> No.51294269

>>51294211
This but unironically.

>> No.51294278

>>51294209
Seething femanon

>> No.51294279

[Da Michi News] She loves clubbing fat women.

>> No.51294285

>>51294117
>>51294234
People don't ignore her because she's smart, they ignore her because she's independently minded and that's one of the worst traits a woman can have.

>> No.51294298

>>51294187
She is my first and only Stacy experience, I know she would have nothing but contempt for me IRL. She is the unattainable ideal, the one everyone wants but can't have.

>> No.51294299

>>51294239
Where's the problem with that?

>> No.51294313

>>51294117
Being able to cook and clean aren't traits I really think about or consider desirable, I don't want some trad wife.

>> No.51294318

>>51294209
Rie obviously

>> No.51294345

>>51294285
i think it's mostly the horrible voice actually

>> No.51294350

>>51294039
She's Tard Wife Experience

>> No.51294357

I wonder if Dizzy would like actual BDSM or pussy out like most girls.

>> No.51294364

>>51294279
just like me fr

>> No.51294372

>>51294209
Alice

>> No.51294385

>>51294039
Lumi is asexual

>> No.51294390

>>51294345
People watch dizzy and iori, so that's not it.

>> No.51294419

Jelly will break the Ark curse. Screencap this.

>> No.51294434

>>51294390
>People watch dizzy and iori, so that's not it.
Not that anon but to a normal viewer, Tenma's voice is throat cancer and you're comparing it to a cough.

>> No.51294439

>>51294385
Roflolmaono

>> No.51294448

>>51294117
I am not “people” then

>> No.51294466

>>51294039
the tradthot LARPer experience

>> No.51294473

>>51294209
Dizzy, absolutely

>> No.51294480

Love how Da Michi tried to read in English but just gave up and continued playing since she can't pronounce 'coworkers'.

>> No.51294492

>>51294039
I'm pet doe

>> No.51294512

>>51294480
She can pronounce anything, she just can't parse the letters.

>> No.51294514

>>51294269
That's why I'm scared shitless of Airi.

>> No.51294515

>>51294385
Bringing in a constant stream of dubiously aged hookers to take care of my needs while my married for convenience star wife works far into the night!!

>> No.51294524

>>51294385
asexual unless it's her boss/teachers/someone she can get free things from

>> No.51294538

I hope Lia smiles today

>> No.51294550

>>51294209
I get manhandling, but punching?

>> No.51294562

>>51294514
If she was smart she would leverage her current job and experience to get a new better paying less black company job.

>> No.51294564

>>51294524
Distracted impatient but somehow incredibly skilled handjob from lumi..

>> No.51294579
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51294579

>Get home from work.
>Put Shiina on the telly.

>> No.51294584
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51294584

Controversial statement: I like da michi

>> No.51294603

>>51294562
She'd still be Korean and thus pressured into staying

>> No.51294608

>>51294564
She wouldn't do that and risk ruining her nails. She'd do it with her feet but if you get any cum on her tights you need to buy her a new pair.

>> No.51294706

i wonder if Lia can do the humpty dance with 3d?

>> No.51294717

>No one is Goslinging for Tenma
Speak for yourselves, losers. I'm /fit/, and make $100k a year. I would kill for a Tenma wife The only thing stopping me from going to Romania and painstakingly searching for her roommate is that I'm not a psychopath.

>> No.51294735

>>51294562
If I did my rep right she works at a Samsung branch in US. I dunno how it works in the US but at least in Korea working Samsung is a huge deal. Overworking is expected Koreans think it's worth it, so I'm guessing she has the same mindset.

>> No.51294754
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51294754

>>51294579
She had a good time necromorph stompin and zatsuing. Said there might be guerrillas this week too depending how busy she is with offkai prep.

>> No.51294772

>>51294608
Maybe I'm weird but I don't coom acetone. Nail gear is waterproof. I have an old 50cent bottle for minor handy (harr harr) work. Works great.

>> No.51294779

>>51294717
>I'm /fit/, and make $100k a year.
Sure thing pal

>> No.51294806

>>51294717
>I'm /fit/, and make $100k a year
and yet you're still here on /vt/ posting with the absolute dregs of humanity, what does that say about you?

>> No.51294813

>>51294177
Yeah but how would she know what it tastes like?

>> No.51294844

>>51294779
>>51294806
I'm /fit/ but I never said I was attractive.

>> No.51294848

>>51294209
>>51294229
ESL, please understand.

>> No.51294881

>>51294735
Well in the US currently, staying at a company is retarded. Loyalty is bullshit unless theyre giving you good raises yearly. Switching jobs is the only way. Especially in tech industry jobs. She needs a good white man (me) to save her from her Korean retardism.

>> No.51294884

>>51294717
She lives in Canada

>> No.51294889

>>51294717
>100k
>fit
>goes for the screeching wine aunt
Alright

>> No.51294900

>>51294813
her last ex (not you) would force her to swallow

>> No.51294904

>>51294434
It's not cancer but it does come off as old person streaming (50 year old aunt), which is not feminine.

>> No.51294924

I miss da michi

>> No.51294948

*bouncing michi.gif*

>> No.51294968

UUUUUUUUUUUU Da Michi

>> No.51295022
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51295022

>>51291672

>> No.51295044

>>51294900
Pretty sure they made xalabussy lick it up

>> No.51295074
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>> No.51295085

>>51294881
Well I wish you best luck anon

>> No.51295116

>>51294881
She might be in a contract that makes changing jobs difficult.

>> No.51295118

>>51294889
>goes for the screeching wine aunt
Doesn't matter. If that roommate dox was real, she is cute. All the trad wife energy she emanates just makes her more desirable to me

>> No.51295119

>>51295022
Femanon....

>> No.51295151
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51295151

gone...

>> No.51295172

Iori made phase weekly boring, i could even get 5 minutes past it; everyone hates Rie but why not Iori?

>> No.51295214

>>51295022
No, you are not allowed to watch.

>> No.51295232

>>51295172
>everyone hates Rie but why not Iori?
>Iori
>beating up a dead horse

>> No.51295239

Fuck Lia without condom

>> No.51295256

>>51295172
Because Rie has noisy fans here and Lori doesn't.

>> No.51295269

>>51295239
This but Panko

>> No.51295289

>>51295172
Because Lori posters have been a credit to the thread where bitos have been a blight.

>> No.51295334
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51295334

>>51295119
>>51295214
Good morning friends

>> No.51295341

>>51295239
This but Shiina

>> No.51295347

>>51295022
I'll let you eat the creampie out of her ass if you ask nicely

>> No.51295408

>>51295334
Be honest, how down bad are you?

>> No.51295453

>>51295334
show hole

>> No.51295459
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51295459

>>51295334
Good morning.

>> No.51295463
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51295463

>>51295239
consensual sex with Airi in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation with the lights off and ambient music on

>> No.51295526

>>51294524
An asexual person may still have sex to gain something aside from sexual fulfillment, so I don't think these ideas are incompatible

>> No.51295552

>>51295463
this but it's non consenual with pippa, doggy style, she's already pregnant and the lights are on and it's silent except for the sound of her moaning

>> No.51295555

Where's Wemi? https://www.youtube.com/live/cDjGpFJnEjg?feature=share

>> No.51295571

Lia’s strawberry boba flavored tinkle

>> No.51295580
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51295580

>>51295463
This but Pippa

>> No.51295606

>>51295239
Lia would make a greater mother for our future 3 sons and 2 daughters

>> No.51295607

>>51294067
I wouldn't mind divorcing reality for a Pippa GF.

>> No.51295609

>>51295256
>>51295289
>Lori
>Lori
at least try, you pathetic retard

>> No.51295629

>>51295463
This but Lia and doggystyle because she's a sub

>> No.51295642

What's the best Phase Connect original song and why is it Potion?

>> No.51295643

>>51295606
Lia would be a terrible mother, she’d definitely try to kill the kids at some point

>> No.51295644

>>51295609
>newfriends acting up again

>> No.51295691

>>51295463
This but Panko

>> No.51295694

>>51295555
wemi ded

>> No.51295704
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51295704

>>51295571
I want Lia to piss on my face every single day until I die!!!

>> No.51295714

>>51295642
It's definitely Potion. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to do my daily Ripper reps.

>> No.51295768

>>51295609
It's not my fault you're incapable of capitalizing her name.

>> No.51295777

>>51295643
>Lia can you help me with the kids
>I gave birth to them I did my part your job is to take care of them fucking idiot

>> No.51295814

>>51295256
Iori doesnt have fans

>> No.51295821

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDjGpFJnEjg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDjGpFJnEjg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDjGpFJnEjg
LOOK AT THIS WEM

>> No.51295833
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51295833

>>51295643
wrong, she would molest the daughters

>> No.51295836
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51295836

https://www.youtube.com/live/cDjGpFJnEjg
https://www.youtube.com/live/cDjGpFJnEjg
Wemi will be going to jail soon! Come visit her!

>> No.51295844

>>51295821
Wemi...

>> No.51295872

pipsek

>> No.51295892

>>51292507
i don’t get what the problem is? she jokingly said cum?

>> No.51295893

do NOT watch wemi
wemwem is for anon eyes only

>> No.51295894

I want to sneak Lia on the underground railroad.

>> No.51295904

>>51295814
typical cuckpipi

>> No.51295935

>>51295777
That hypothetical scenario actually enraged me because I know women like that

>> No.51295942

>>51295833
Lia would get jealous because she thinks you find your daughters prettier than her

>> No.51295977

>>51294209
Lumi. Annoying bitch.

>> No.51296007
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51296007

This is currently not Phase™ Brand™ Coffee™.
Why?
Well I'm glad you asked.
See.
I placed my order in winter, and somehow, through some machinations of the gods, it still has not arrived.

>> No.51296013

>>51295777
I know some women like this and they're genuinely awful people

>> No.51296016

>>51295977
Good morning, Lumi.

>> No.51296036

>>51296007
Can I cum in your coffee?

>> No.51296048

>>51296007
Nice grandma cup

>> No.51296060

>>51296007
good news! gourmet coffee is only good for like half a year after roasting so you're not missing out on anything anymore

>> No.51296067

>>51296007
How would you even drink the PC coffee once you have it?

>> No.51296077

>>51295892
It’s because of the implication

>> No.51296079

>>51296007
Next time put another bag of coffee in your order to speed up the shipping

>> No.51296085

>>51295609
It's an old meme. Since her name is Japanese, and she isn't one of the main characters of Phase, nobody cares to get it right, so some people intentionally spell it as Lori instead of Iori.

>> No.51296097

>>51295942
>go to work
>come home
>Lia is trying to make the brothers fuck again

>> No.51296105

>>51295643
Lia would be a good mother

>> No.51296112

Alright bros, I'm going to take a shit now. Wish me luck.

>> No.51296122

>>51296085
I don't believe you. There's just no way I could be in the wrong here.

>> No.51296131 [DELETED] 

>>51296112
Drown in the toilet, faggot

>> No.51296136

>>51295643
A perfect introduction to talk about SIDS again.

>> No.51296139
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51296139

>>51296048
Well I like it anon, it's cute.

>> No.51296149

Anon went to take a shit and never came back...

>> No.51296157

>>51296122
Ogey

>> No.51296158

>>51296131
That's physically impossible.

>> No.51296174

>>51296139
shut up femanon, you tacky whore

>> No.51296181

Lia would try to be a good mother but fail miserably due to her autism

>> No.51296201

>>51296139
I also find it aesthetically pleasing.

>> No.51296207

>>51296181
artism*

>> No.51296208

Ponwife in Wem chat

>> No.51296210

>>51295935
my sister is like that...
>wants kids more than anything
>is gone 99% of the day either at work or happy hour or somewhere else with friends
>has a dog at her house and can barely take care of it she's just never at home
>it lives on timers because she's either not at home to feed it or forgets and pisses on pads all day rather than getting to go outside
>haha that'll be my husband's job, he'll be a stay-at-home dad
>still insists she'd be a great mother

>> No.51296213

>>51296007
Does coffee have a shelf-life? I don't drink it but I imagine it'll be worse than fresh stuff?

>> No.51296267

I really want to throatfuck Pippa until she passes out. Then while she’s unconscious I’ll shave her armpits and her bush and detangle her hair

>> No.51296285

I want to be a good father, bros...

>> No.51296353

>>51296267
Sticking your dick in a bee hive would probably be a safer option than trying to throatfuck her

>> No.51296372

I want to smell Remi's musk.

>> No.51296375

>>51296174
Don't say that you will turn her on

>> No.51296381

Which PC member has the hairiest bush?

>> No.51296388

>>51296285
Start by not mentally disparaging everyone around you. People can tell.

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51296395

>>51296181
>baby fussing about eating
>Lia gets pissed after awhile
>she forces the babies mouth open
>squirts baby food from a syringe down its throat
>what's the big deal? the little fucker wouldn't eat

>> No.51296404

>>51296285
Find some lad at the local school and mentor him with your skills and knowledge, you can do it.

>> No.51296406

>>51296213
they can store for several months, and after like 2-4 months can start to lose their flavor and deteriorate
but if you're worried about that happening, can always just grind them up and put the grounds in the freezer. I do that sometimes and it keeps alot longer

>> No.51296405

>>51295892
freudian slip, but it's okay she was thinking of mine.

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51296438

>>51296381

>> No.51296469

>>51296381
All the ones who didn't choose to be lolis.

>> No.51296476

>>51296406
it's better to freeze it without grinding first...

>> No.51296500

>nfs heat
Remi is the best racist!

>> No.51296509

>>51296381
Didn't pippa in the last drunk stream literally make a comment about it being a bush? Her's has to be wild

>> No.51296514

>>51296139
Ok if I just imagine that you're pippa then I can get behind it

>> No.51296521

>>51296210
>has a dog at her house and can barely take care of it she's just never at home
it fcking irks me how women are about pets in general, they should simply not be allowed to have pets period. They only care about them to show them on social media pictures, they fail to educate dogs, sometimes even cats, and they are oblivious to the dichotomy of owning pets, cutting them out from their lifecycle, confining them to a non natural enironment, and then preaching women's right, like, bitch, you just bought a living slave because you thought it looked cute

>> No.51296522

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDjGpFJnEjg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDjGpFJnEjg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDjGpFJnEjg

NFS HEAT

>> No.51296530

Pippa please you're supposed to be setting a good example for the zoomers so they don't go more retarded since you're an e-celeb. My uncle ben used to say "with great power comes great responsibility".

>> No.51296545

>>51296213
Yes, coffee beans are like most other dried grains, rice, corn, garbanzo, peas, beans, lentils, etc. You can keep them for a long time without spoiling as long as you store them in a place without high humidity. However, after some months pass they can start losing flavor as they are in contact with air, and oxidize. You can keep grains for a very long time (decades) if you put them in a bag, extract the air, and freeze them.

>> No.51296547

>>51296395
>baby fussing about eating
>Lia fussing about eating
>babies start crying
>Lia starts crying
>get the babies some formula
>have boba delivered for Lia

>> No.51296564

>>51296509
Man it must be like a jungle down there

>> No.51296579

and it crashed

>> No.51296590

>Good moms
Tenma, Airi, Shiina, Nasa, Iori, Lumi, Ember
>OK moms
Uruka, Michiru, Panko, Rie, Erina, Dizzy, Jelly
>Bad moms
Pippa, Lia, Remi

>> No.51296591

Please be honest with me anons. I am 23 year old kissless virgin and stuff like >>51292507 aggravates me. How over is it for me?

>> No.51296594

>>51296547
would Lia get mad if she caught you stealing the babies breast milk from the fridge at 2am?

>> No.51296596

wem...

>> No.51296611

Find Wemi
Anti Wemi

>> No.51296627

>>51296530
Shut up, Peter.

>> No.51296648

>>51296591
It's pretty rough but still young enough to fix yourself

>> No.51296650

>>51296611
Stop flicking her power off.

>> No.51296655

>>51296590
Would michiru get up from her games to feed the baby?

>> No.51296660

>>51296509
>>51296564
Me and Pippa can have a last march of the Ents. If you get what I mean?

>> No.51296685

>>51296509
You can't just say that and not give a timestamp, because I watched that stream and don't remember that.

>> No.51296699

>>51296591
Since you seethe over Lumi youre fucked. If it was Airi it would be understandable.

>> No.51296703

>>51296655
The baby would play with her

>> No.51296705

>>51296591
It's over for you she is already my wife.

>> No.51296746

>>51296590
I feel like Pippa would really try her best but would struggle to do the right thing

>> No.51296775
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51296775

>>51296530
Pippa is probably watched mostly by people who had or wanted a CD player with a colourful transparent top.

>> No.51296791

>>51296648
Yeah it's over for me. Too old.

>> No.51296800

>>51296627
No you.

>> No.51296801

>>51296591
I'm a decade older than you. It's fucking over, kid.

>> No.51296849

wemi fucked

>> No.51296850

>>51296591
If this makes you seethe rather than shrug and decide to work on yourself it's 100% over because that's herbivorous & feminized behavior.

>> No.51296864

>>51296406
ok but if it takes 6 months and it hasn't even shipped yet, what are you supposed to do?

>> No.51296870

>>51296685
I won't be home for a few hours, but I can check the vod sometime. I know it happened. There was something involving shaving, and she asked chat if they really then said a meek comment of its a bush. It was a short interaction I'll find it someday soon and post it.

>> No.51296888

>>51296591
Why in the world would this make you mad? I don’t understand

>> No.51296908

>>51296849
me

>> No.51296917

>>51296888
it's a video of lumi

>> No.51296920
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51296920

>>51296864
No refunds.

>> No.51296943

>>51296591
sounds like she was reading chat to me but i could be wrong.

>> No.51296948

Which girl would forcibly turn me from an anti into a gachikoi?
RJ01064627

>> No.51296963

>>51296476
You are correct, however, the advantage of grinding the coffee is that you can pack the resulting coffee powder more densely in bags, or square containers so that you use the least amount of space in your freezer. If you freeze the whole grains then you just may have a big bag that you cannot squeeze more.

>> No.51296969

>>51296509
No, she was talking about her garden, she does have decking just grass

>> No.51296990

>>51296943
She was saying she made coffee with heavy cream and vanilla, so it tasted like ice cream.

>> No.51297011

>>51296888
it just feels so blackpilling. like women only view sex in a hedonistic way, and not as a deeply intimate act between partners

>> No.51297031

>>51296963
i'm not so convinced that the volume is smaller after grinding. i put the roaster's packaging into a foodsaver vacuum bag and then evacuate and seal it.

>> No.51297050

>>51296990
i meant it sounded like someone in chat said cum and she couldn't help but read it

>> No.51297052

>>51296943
https://www.youtube.com/live/bXieidRUnMI?feature=share&t=369
Make of it what you will

>> No.51297099

>>51296591
>go gay
>groom a 13 year old
>go for 35 year olds
These are your options.

>> No.51297165

>Morning youtube
>morning is over
>still no youtube
Fuck you lumi I'm getting lunch.

>> No.51297171

>>51297011
jesus christ she was just talking about ice cream you sperg

>> No.51297187

What did Wemi tak about in her pregame zatsu, I missed it.

>> No.51297219

>>51296591
This is the last stretch youll get to turn things around. You dont want to reach 30 and realize you did absolutely nothing since highschool.

>> No.51297222

Alright bros, back from the toilet. Everything went well.

>> No.51297225

say Airi is cute-I mean migrate!
>>51297210
>>51297210
>>51297210

>> No.51297227

>174 talents
>0 (zero) streams

Phase Connect is a failed company

>> No.51297233

>>51297011
I can see where you’re coming from. More of a modern day issue but not all of them are like that

>> No.51297241

dizzy cute, airi cute, miss hime uuuuu

>> No.51297244

>>51297050
People get mad at Lumi no matter what she says.

>> No.51297252

>>51297227
Remi is live idiot

>> No.51297262

>>51297165
Frankly you only have yourself to blame for trusting her, this is a regular occurrence.

>> No.51297279

>>51297011
You've already chosen your most comfortable assumption (the one that lets you remain passive and victimized) so there's nothing more to talk about.
You see this seconds long clip and immediately assume an entire lifetime worth of narratives. It's genuinely over for you. You don't actually want to learn anything.

>> No.51297280

>>51296791
No you aren't maybe if you were 50 or something

>> No.51297287

>>51296864
I don't think they have the 6 month old beans just sitting there in the warehouse. They probably talk to wholesale suppliers and roasters but they need to buy a relatively big batch of coffee beans, or they get nothing. So, Phase basically waits until they have, say, 100 orders, and then they talk to their suppliers about packing the beans. So, at most, I could imagine the coffee beans being 1 month old after shipping.
To improve the supply chain, people just need to coffee consistently, so orders will be easier to place and deliver. It's like microtransactions but in real life.

>> No.51297292

>>51297171
she said that it tasted like cum, implying that she has taken an oral cumshot in the past. Is half this thread deaf?

>> No.51297315

>>51297187
She mostly talked about what she's doing for Offkai.

>> No.51297324

>>51297292
No, I watched the clip

>> No.51297329

>>51297011
The majority of women don't

>> No.51297364

>>51296591
I'm 32 and I gosling for Pippa.
Things can always get worse so get a hold of yourself if you can, because nobody else can do it for you.

>> No.51297373

wemechi is speaking the language of gods

>> No.51297375

>>51297292
Does that mean everyone who has said "tastes like shit" has eaten shit before?

>> No.51297391

>>51297011
You only feel that way because you're a virgin.

>> No.51297393

>>51297287
NTA but counterpoint: People basically don't ever just buy coffee and lots of people buy the gacha boxes. So a good deal of coffee does in fact sit around because it's part of non-coffe packages.

>> No.51297416

>>51297287
>people just need to order more coffee
I know this is you, sakana. Post proof and I'll believe you.

>> No.51297428

>>51297292
See
>>51294177

>> No.51297529

>>51297011
Anon with all due respect: Your perspective is the one of a housewife who won't put out not a man's.
That's why you're a virgin. You feel like a frigid lesbian, not a man.

>> No.51297552

>>51297225
airi is cute!

>> No.51297643

>>51297529
That doesn't even mean anything

>> No.51297646

>>51297252
Who?

>> No.51297706

>>51297031
The volume is obviously smaller after grinding. With the whole beans there's a lot of space between each bean. After grinding, each coffee powder particle is next to each other, so the amount of air is reduced. If you can store the entire bag of beans in your freezer that's fine. I'm talking from the perspective of somebody who doesn't have a lot of space. This is the same reason we have wheat flour, it's easier to pack and store. Theoretically we could just have wheat grains and grind every time we wanted to make bread.

>> No.51297722

>>51296648
>>51296850
>>51297219
>>51297279
>>51297529
Thank you, these replies give me the most to think about.

>> No.51297774

I feel myself horrible after that clip with Lumi... I love her and being cucked by her is so devastating.

>> No.51297854

>>51297774
Save it for the next catalog shill thread Hylo

>> No.51297881

Lumi is a whore, but that just makes watching her all the funnier.

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51298020

>>51245867
>>51252323
>>51258638
>>51265928
>>51272216

>> No.51298095

>>51297774
why do you niggas think like this? I think parasocialism is good, but can someone genuinely tell me why they are expecting a girl on the other side of the world to not have a boyfriend for their whole life? Me personally, i prefer vtubers who don’t homobeg, but i wouldn’t be surprised if they had a boyfriend, and even if you think Lumi likes you, when she says “i love you”, she’s speaking to 699 other people, so aren’t you always being cucked?

i’m not trying to sound patronising, but i would genuinely like honest feedback on this whole idea of ‘cucking’

>> No.51298123

>>51298020
Thank you Nasa, very cool and creative.

>> No.51298138

>>51298095
this is a bait post friend

>> No.51298169

>>51296381
>>51296469
It has nothing to do with loli or not. It has to do with upbringing. Simply put, westernized ladies tend to shave whereas true and honest Asian women tend to not shave. Yes, this means there's a big chance Nasa's bush is bigger than Pippa's. Even if Pippa is an unhygienic mess, by osmosis she probably considers trimming down there better.

>> No.51298210

>>51298095
hmmmm
so the lower Lumi's ccv the more she loves me personally
hmmmmmmm

>> No.51298345

>>51297011
well its true so get over it

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