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How do we indoctrinate Noel into heterosexuality?

>> No.50194252 [DELETED] 

>>50194097
Just show her a dildo and she will start humping it

>> No.50194468

with my enormous penis

>> No.50194574

>>50194097
You can't.
The only one that can cure her was her brother. But he refuses to fuck her and even get married. Thus she goes all in on lesbianism since she no longer can trust any men since her brother betrayed her.
You don't need to fact check it.
It's all true, it was revealed to me in a dream.

>> No.50194816

Isn't she into ojisans?

>> No.50194870 [DELETED] 

>>50194097
Be a shota with a bbc.

>> No.50194996

>>50194097
She's well aware that men all want her for her tits.

>> No.50195029

>>50194097
What is this song lyrics

>> No.50195108

>>50194996
yeah, no need to hide it

i will impregnate her and drink from those massive milkers when they get too full

>> No.50195293 [DELETED] 

>>50194097
is she singing seisou bauretsu boy. kek
also noel is probably the straightest holomen in tthe entirety of hololive so this is quite the bait either that or OP really doesn't know that this is the one time the meme
>pleases old man for money
actually aplies

>> No.50195699

>>50195293
>also noel is probably the straightest holomen in tthe entirety of hololive
holy cope

>> No.50196016

>>50194574
That guy sounds like a homo. Why would he pass her up what the fuck!

>> No.50196526

>>50195293
>straightest holomen in the entirety of hololive
Nope thats Marine. Noel is a lesbian

>> No.50196569

>>50194468
i made this post

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>>50195293
Retard

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>> No.50197007

Retards or clueless fags itt if you think Noel is anything but constantly lusting for dick of the most taboo proportions, conditions and ages

>> No.50197030

>>50197007
she's not going to fuck you bro

>> No.50197049

>>50197007
proof?

>> No.50197080

>>50194097
Isn't she literally a nymphomaniac irl?

>> No.50197101

>>50197080
no

>> No.50197261

>>50197049
>>50197030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_kxuAEM6iI&t

True, I'm too old now bros...

>> No.50197360

>>50197261
The whole shota thing is a joke. Stop lying about it Noelschizo

>> No.50197365 [DELETED] 

>cries over no bf
>people still think she's gay
The funny/sad part is due to being rich as fuck she filterd out most men because women don't date down. Then she filtered out even more when she got her tits out and masturbated on cam. She's pretty much forced into being gay at this point.

>> No.50197385 [DELETED] 

>>50195293
>>50194252
>>50197007

>also noel is probably the straightest holomen in tthe entirety of hololive
Lol no, very far from it.
>He doesn't know
Yes, I know. You are the one that doesn't know the whole story.

>> No.50197477

>>50194574
this is true

>> No.50197505

>>50197365
>>50195293
>>50194252
>>50197007

>also noel is probably the straightest holomen in the entirety of hololive
Lol no, very far from it.
>He doesn't know
Yes, I know. You are the one that doesn't know the whole story
>Spoon-feed me
No, do your reps.

>> No.50197533

>>50197365
Noel at least has being incredibly good looking going for her.

I wonder about the other girls who probably just look like normal OLs. They won't date down because they're rolling in cash, but a man who's a millionaire probably has a bunch of better options than a streamer even if he's dating down, nevermind on the same level.

>> No.50197554 [DELETED] 

She likes cock, she just doesn't like what it's growing from. so if you want a chance you could try becoming a tranny (or, as the japs call it, a "futa").

>> No.50197616

Noel likes older elf futa cock.

>> No.50197617

>>50194996
If I'm being real, I think she has cute voice and personality on Noel, from what I've seen from the perspective of EOP, maybe my perspective is skewed because of her cowtits, not sure.

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>>50194097

>> No.50198123

>>50194097
But she's already straight.

>> No.50198165

>>50198123
No she is a lesbian and hates men

>> No.50198176

>>50197533
Looks are debatable given you can't account for Japanese taste. I think Towa is stunning physically, and her voice is pure sex but the JP girls never say she's pretty and the fans hate her voice. Meanwhile other girls get called pretty and I just didn't care for them.
Just because you don't care for them doesn't mean some Japanese dude wouldn't consider them hot.

>> No.50198200

>>50196016
>t.alabamaanon

>> No.50198284

>>50198165
(You)

>> No.50198303

>>50198165
Based.

>> No.50198306

>>50198284
I accept your concession

>> No.50198347

>>50198123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZafSx6-rfEI

>> No.50198460

>>50198176
>JP girls never say she's pretty
She literally has a harem of cute girl though

>> No.50198563

>>50198347
>itt
>"shota thing is just a joke guys!!! Seriously!!!"
>Equally obvious bit about gamer girl bathwater is proof she's gay

Do better bulldyke-samas

>> No.50198620

>>50198563
Both are a joke retardchama

>> No.50198834

Only deranged schizos who hate Noel (and don't watch her) say she is straight.
Her actual fans know that she is a lesbian.

>> No.50198990

>>50198834
Even if she denies it, it’s fairly obvious she is a lesbian. Bi leaning towards women if you believe she actually wanted to fuck her brother which knowing her stories growing up is a real possibility.

>> No.50199014

>>50198176
>JP girls never say she's pretty
the JP girls don't comment on others physical appearances much in the first place, all the oversea members have said they love her looks
>fans hate her voice
it's not fair to say her fans hate her voice, the rest of Japan (as you said) does and will continue to call her a "sewer" if she speaks normally or BBA otherwise

>> No.50199293

>>50199014
>the JP girls don't comment on others physical appearances much in the first place
Choco, Bae and Suisei were all called pretty.

>> No.50199493

People that actually watch stream (hell, even clips) know she's far from straight
Dumbfuck threadreaders and antis say she's straight

Who will you believe?

>> No.50199760

>>50199293
It's a slim minority that's been commented on, it's a rare thing in the first place.

>> No.50199770

All this thread feels like an elaborate plot to get Simeone banned for rule 1

>> No.50199937

>>50199293
friendly reminder
>holomem called cute/kawaii = she's either ugly or just plain-looking
>hoomem called pretty = she's actually pretty

>> No.50200033

>>50199937
My point was pretty =/= Japanese pretty.

>> No.50200037

she has a "womanizer", she's in the right way

>> No.50200771

>>50194097
Too late.

>> No.50201907

>>50194996
it's like pretending that lesbians don't have sex drive.

>> No.50203563

>>50200771
Stop namefagging, newfag

>> No.50203656

>>50203563
The pot calls the kettle black

>> No.50203875

>>50203656
Shitass did my post have a name?

>> No.50203996

>>50203875
Fucking retard

>> No.50207870

>>50194097
but why

>> No.50208871

I could seduce Noel in one night.

>> No.50212033

>>50194097
>we

>> No.50212153

>>50198834
>>50198990
Nice try jannoid

>> No.50212212

>>50199493
Not falling for the bait retard

>> No.50213024

>>50194097
>How do we indoctrinate Noel into heterosexuality?
Look like her brother.

>> No.50213328

We have to bankrupt her somewhere. It's only then she'll change her ways. Nothing turns someone straight faster than financial problems.

>> No.50213428

>Be a lesbo with supermassive gigantits
>Still playing with BWC dildo one her alt

I dunno guys but she's craving my cock for sure

>> No.50213501

>>50194468
>>50196569
white hands typed this post btw

>> No.50213570

>>50213328
Yep completely agree, the only way is to make her changes her camwhore bitch activity and start her AV career

>> No.50213677

>>50213570
what is your issue, schizo
she is my waifu she doesn't do that shit

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>>50213677
oh i would kill to see your waifu getting railed by japanese manlet or bbc actor

even better if she do kimomen genre too

>> No.50214107

>>50213940
>bbc actor
I hope you get banned faggot for doing this shit

>> No.50219304

fuck her

>> No.50219561

>>50195699
>>50196526
Seriously, she joined hololive simply because she want to have friends.
Look at how desperately she want to be friend with subaru.

>> No.50220182

>>50194097
Go after her ass. She won't expect it.

>> No.50220601

Literally WHO? You killed my bait thread for this?

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