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Meanwhile, in the /vt/ mall...

>> No.49524615

Still no merch in the Europe section???

>> No.49524649

>>49524584
The floor is kept so clean, where do all these rrats keep coming from?

>> No.49524655
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>>49524584
All the clothes in this store look like it's made for WHORES!

>> No.49524663

>>49524584
Dammit retards when I said install a strip club I didn't mean a GAY strip club!

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Where's the Hot Topic? I need to grab an MSI shirt.

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>>49524584
The fucking ice cream machine's broken at the KFP AGAIN?!
I thought this shit only happens at Mickey D's fucking Jesus

>> No.49525069

>>49524584
Where is the meat section?

>> No.49525220

>>49524584
MF WHERE THE ARCADE
u got me fucked up they dont got mai-mai

>> No.49526158

>>49524584
Who let all these m*les in here?

>> No.49526256

>>49524584
do all malls look the same or does op live near me

>> No.49526370

>>49524584
I checked out the advertised sale in the Nijisanji store but it turns out their "huge discounts" were only -2%. I'm reporting them to the BBB.

>> No.49526480

>>49524584
Excuse me, do you know where I can get a catalog?
Someone took a shit on mine again.

>> No.49526490

>>49524584
I would like to return this gaming chair. I was told a girl had sit on it but turns out it was her brother's.

>> No.49526569
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Ahem. Urgent product recall! Buyers of the "Lap+ Darkness" figurine, please return to the merch store! A packaging error has occurred! Urgent product recall!

>> No.49526577

>>49524584
I saw people going into the janitor closet next to the Niji store and coming out some kind of card in their hand. What's up with that?

>> No.49526762
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>>49525069
They keep shutting down the meat department for some reason...

>> No.49527217

>>49524615
the mall doesn't have enough European customers. Americans and Asians. Perhaps if the big retail outlets created more portals to Europe that would change.

>> No.49527395

So there's these two guys with toasters on their heads, handing out warm chocolate milk in cute penguin-shaped cups for free at the east wing.
...it's just Ovomaltine mixed with Milo.
When I asked why those two particular brands, they kept saying cryptic bullshit like "this is what the Swiss was hiding from the world all along", "Tim Horton is of Aztec-Mayan descent, they perfected choccy milks" among other stuffs. Can someone actually tell me why? I've been observing them for more than a year now.

>> No.49527673

I probably should have picked up my Roboco sexbot as my FINAL stop instead of my first, huh? Can't stand the judgemental glares.

>> No.49528906

Who took a shit in the fountain?

>> No.49529546

I know there is an army base nearby, but I didn't expect to see so many generals.

>> No.49530538

I would like to remind the mall patrons and staff that only baelz hakos is fully vaccinated. Any other rrats constitute a health hazard and should not be brought to the mall.

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>>49525069
>>49526762
The meat didn't pass inspection.
It's rotting.

>> No.49530718

>>49524584
where's the hag section

>> No.49530870

>>49530718
Next to the bakery. There's a big cake display, and the hag section begins right after that.

>> No.49530906

>>49524584
dead mall beacause coronavirus pandemic

>> No.49531536

I like to go to the mall to escape from my life, to see all those people moving around

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>>49524584
Dammit, all the XXL sports bras are sold out again.

>> No.49531745

>>49531682
If you buy 3 regular sports bras you get a fourth for free.

>> No.49532316

>>49524584
*loudly and violently shitting in the bathroom*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>> No.49532498

>>49532316
Someone ate at Haachama's!

I heard that Lamy's Bar is a pretty legit establishment

>> No.49532595

>>49532498
The blue one, the green one, or the pink one?

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>>49532316
I told you to stop eating at Tako Bell, anon, Jesus

>> No.49532810

>>49524584
Gura's merch doko ?

>> No.49532998

>>49532595
Classic blue!

>> No.49533248
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Come get your free choccy~

>> No.49533252

>>49524584
I really.miss the astronomy hobby store why'd they close it after not even a year?

>> No.49533757

ASMR store has a waiting line of 4 hours again?

>> No.49533846

oh shit, oshi massage parlor currently 20% off! get a discount code for happy endings on your next visit!

>> No.49533969

>>49533846
How can I know that the masseuse won't be a twink cosplayer?

>> No.49534138

>>49533969
Look this isn't going to be another Mogu Boat Incident.

>> No.49534532

>>49524584
How do all these pagpag stalls afford the rent? They can't even serve me up a half-decent fried rrat.

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>>49534532
>They can't even serve me up a half-decent fried rrat
anon, they sell re-cooked scraps from the local Jollibee; are you sure you're not eating at Bob's Iguana Bits?

>> No.49535470

I'd like to recommend Anya-Petra Global Travel Agency. The two young ladies that helped me plan my trip were very accomodating.

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MOMMY I'M SCARED

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>>49535511
>mfw another Sapling's gotten lost for the 69th time this week

>> No.49535742

I WANT TOYS I WANT A PET I WANT A BIG SOFT PRETZEL

>> No.49535841

A woman with pink hair was seen standing by the toy store in a suspicious manner. Possibly attempting to allure young boys. Please contact security if you see her.

>> No.49536275

>>49535577
They do it on purpose so Fauna will hug them into her breasts to soothe them.

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>>49536275
Well then she should do that to me too

>> No.49536808

Excuse me can anyone tell me where to get Ame milk?

>> No.49537386

>>49524584
AHH BROS DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS LOOKS
___LIMINAL___???
ooOoooOOOoOO

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>>49536808
Sorry sir, fresh out of stock. We only have Ina'nis milk
If you still want Ame milk, I suggest you try Kroger's

>> No.49537730

>>49524584
>attention: semen/bile slurry spill in the vhoej- I mean, "vshojo" section. Calling janitors from "team doitforfreedom" to clean that up asap

>> No.49537784

>>49536808
Unfortunately that's now only available to Tempus card holders!

>> No.49538384

>>49537458
>>49537784
Bs bought it last week with no problem, man this mall sucks
Anyway maybe I can get some chicken (Kiara) breasts instead

>> No.49540697

>>49538384
Of course. There's plenty of chicken in the usual room.

>> No.49540766

There's a bunch of bald guys lurking around and they're missing a finger or two on each hand. Shouldn't we call security on them?

>> No.49540898

>>49540766
Do they look like Greek gods?

>> No.49543351

>>49540766
Dont bother them the Doggo is protective of her customers, she bit a female customer that was sitting next to one thinking it was a date
The fingers are price of admission to Big Doggos Super Fun Happy Time Wan Wan BDSM emprorium
I dont know why they go in, she just punches them in the stomach and screams at them for an hour but i hear you get freshly baked patissery bread to eat on the way out. She is a bakers dog after all.

>> No.49544058

>>49543351
What about that bald girl wearing a suit? Is it safe to approach her?

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