Remember what they did to her, and soon to your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>your oshi will graduate
>they will resurface in vshojo
>they will get the awful puppeteer corporate artwork
>they will shill the talent freedom
>they will always be on twitch
>they will be clipped by ENVtubersOOC on twitter for doing literally anything
>they will get their model by Squeaky and rigged by Iron Vertex
>they will get the awful same face artgun 3D model
>they will proclaim their love of froot, kson and zentreya as the best vtubers in existence
>they will forget about all those that helped them and worked with them in the past
>they will collab with orbiters like snuffy
>they will do things with former vshojos like veibae and nyanners
>they will date the male flesh tubers
>they will obsessively change their models
>they will become lewdtubers in order to fit in
>they will hate the evil wizard game
>they will trash talk other vtubers and not be reprimanded for it
>they will work with and donate to bad charities
>they will cause drama and get away with it because they are part of vshojo
>when you find a new oshi, they too will eventually do the same as the above
This is your future. There is no turning back. There is nothing you can do to stop this.

Remember what kson and vshojo took from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
On one hand, that would be bad.
On the other hand, the sheer /vt/ seethe that will cause will be more entertaining than actually watching streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
Kson doesn’t care about vshojo, she only wants money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415115
she's going to be next, anon

[Anonymous No.]

It's always funny to see how quickly people turn on a person they claimed they liked just for joining the enemy corpo.
They never cared about them. It's just politics in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415149
Haato not enough. We need Pekora to be next for maximum seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415203
>politics
you mean retardation and tribalism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415203
even pikamee turned on basedshark by not modding him on her new channel, the only mods on her channel are vshojo approved people

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
You just can't stop progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415143
I like that tweet from her that people are using to shit on the nijiniggers but the actual most amazing part of that tweet for me was that she somehow ACTUALLY thought a 50% split was bad.
inb4 some keksonfag pretend that she was joking

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
Gunrun being a former twitch person is pigeon-holing their entire roster to one service for no real reason. Didn't nazuna's former character primarily stream on youtube, why then move her new persona to twitch instead of trying to siphon her youtube audience to the twitch livers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415507
in most talent agencies the talent gets 85%

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415619
sure they do
getting 85% profit from something you put in zero effort into creating and all you had to do was advertise (sometimes not even that) makes absolute sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415507
the funny thing is how the nijizhangs latch on to this, ripping this off as bots in an attempt to lower their credbidity to deflect the issue which makes them look bad.
SAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415619
What type of agency and service are we talking about here. Usually a traditional "hollywood" agency doesn't handle more than getting deals to the table and then taking 15% off the top, but you might not get a good split on the deal with the actual merch company.

Let's say you get a L'oreal deal through your agent, you get an up-front fee to advertise the product and then a 50% commission on any purchase of your campaign-line/branded products. That's how most of those things go down, no brand will want to give you as a hired billboard more than 50% per sale or you'll be cutting into the margins of L'oreal.

[Anonymous No.]

cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415276
That's what we mean by politics, yes. Politics is when you stop thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415257
>pekora
not happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415203
>>49415276
Y’all were the ones literally harassing her over a video game

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
>they will always be on twitch
That alone makes it worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49416873
Why? Because you don't watch Twitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
Shit like this is why I don't buy the whole "reencarnation" thing when it comes to vtubers. She may be the same person behind the avatar, but looking at her she's simply not Pikamee and never will be. The character is just too connected to the avatar itself, I can't take the same person just voice acting a different "character" seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415203
Vtubers are the perfect tool for controlling a young adult male audience. Instead of getting involved with actual politics and taking a stand in real world events, they instead waste their time with tribalism over anime girl groups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
underrated benefit of corpos
>they will obsessively change their models

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
>>they will trash talk other vtubers and not be reprimanded for it
well at least that's based.
my wife shondo does this all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415149
Her mama would be so damn happy that they could do hentai collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973

[Anonymous No.]

What’s pika’s new name? She was my oshi before the incident happened? I just woke up lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420872
Pipkin Pippa

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/text/%3Eyour%20oshi%20will%20graduate%20%3Ethey%20will%20resurface%20in%20vshojo%20%3Ethey%20will%20get%20the%20awful%20puppeteer%20corporate%20artwork%20%3Ethey%20will%20shill%20the%20talent%20freedom%20%3Ethey%20will%20always%20be%20on%20twitch%20%3Ethey%20will%20be%20clipped%20by%20ENVtubersOOC%20on%20twitter%20for%20doing%20literally%20anything/

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421142
pippa and pika should never cross they are like polar opposites

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421263
Ans as they say, Opposites Attract :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415203
Football teams
>I liked that player when he wore a red shirt, but now he wears a blue shirt
Sort of thing.

Which is weird because this isn't a team sport,
You live and die by your solo streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421240
The schizo is really hard at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421358
but pippa doesn't wanna collab with a bunch of peopel that she looks up to. like shondo. might be the same for pika

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
lol stay mad fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
I look forward to her slowly becoming more and more slutty and fapping to it while simultaneously watching /vt/ seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
You've got to work harder for your 50 cents than this, Zhang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49416684
anon you literally replied to a post about retarded tribalism by doing the most retarded, tribalist thing ever of assuming that whoever disagrees with you about any given thing must be a member of the enemy tribe

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415257
Pekora is literal flagship tier, i don’t see it happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421820
God that model is so fucking bad. It's uncanny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421820
model doesn't fit her voice
pikamee was perfect for her and she threw it all away like a dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415203
I just don't care what vshitshow has to offer, I won't watch it. Simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420735
isn't everything she's been thru already enough, anon?
she didn't trash talk about her old corpo and is not a cesspit of a drama magnet like rushia is now
if you were there since the fanbox days you'd know
cope harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415333
and yet the retard continues to simp for her
women will never appreciate nor be attracted to limp dicked faggots like him. they just think it's pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>49416684
>y'all
BACK TO RE.D.D.I.T

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
You're a bit of an incel, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49425130
plebbit kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
If my oshi leaves Hololive I know that she'll probably stop streaming and dissapear forever, she is too old and has focused only in her Hololive persona, her realTwitter doesn't get updates since like 3 years ago and she is too parasocial with her fans to quit. I'll support Hololive forever because it's literally my oshi's last bullet in the chamber and I want to keep watching her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415203
Of course, everything is a dynamo for culture wars that literally do not move the needle in any significant manner, but it makes retards think they're accomplishing something. If people are truly horrified by some mentally ill troons bickering at Pika then the sensible political move would be to be against bullying on a foundational level, since it's more than just trannies pulling this. But we all know no one wants that gay shit because making fun of people is a good time, the only real complaint is who gets bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
Haachama vshojo debut when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49422923
So was Rushia and look how that turned out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
Vshojo is a better agency than Nijisanji and Voms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49423066
>>49423372
(You) need to go back to the Hundred Acre Wood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415596
This is the one very real complaint. I don't want to get on twitch, I need to reconfigure my adblock so it works on their endless fucking ads, and the chat culture is worse than youtubes. Twitch vtubing is so much worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421358
A collab between those two would be Pika being awkward and quiet and Pippa doing her bog standard autistic shrieking mating call for 4 fucking hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49426078
Haachama isn't dissatisfied with Hololive nor has she been fired. She isn't leaving Hololive. The only places Haachama is going is back to school or to the nut house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421820
I want to grab her middle bang and spin it around like Bowser in Mario 64.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421964
Honestly I'm most interested in seeing what she's like without being the voms poster girl cartoon kettle. If her personality is basically the same then what the fuck was the point of this lateral move? Just for 3D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49426566
Say farewell, Haaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>49426689
I mean if her debut stream is anything to go by she's likely to be basically the same.

But I don't think it was a pointless move. You have to remember she was the most popular one at VOMs by far, which was basically just a hobby/passion project. I can see a bigger company being able to offer way more support for someone of her popularity. 3D might be part of it, but there's probably other things as well.

Plus the whole HP controversy, where trannies bullied her and then other retards tried to hijack her as an emblem for their anti-tranny crusade. Might be that she thought a rebirth was a good way to ditch all that baggage.

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi is in Hololive and if she graduated and reincarnated in Vshojo I would keep following her just the same.
It's just a logo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49428491
>If my favourite content creator is turning into a whore, I'm going to go after her and watch her load herself up with a Bad Dragon on twitch for 100 bits.

[t. brony No.]

>>49429009
... i mean, thats kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415203
Yes, I am a tribalnigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421820
That smile just does not work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49429009
Woah didn't realize that's what Nazuna was doing now, I gotta start watching her

[Anonymous No.]

>>49429009
That would be a lot cooler than what vshojo actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49426566
What do you mean she has hated it there for almost two years now? It’s a surprise haachama has held on for this long

[Anonymous No.]

>>49429009
Henri, what did we say about your fetishes?

[Anonymous No.]

I DO NOT CARE !

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
why would people be joining this shitshow when silver, vei, dumb retard cat all just left? clearly their contracts aren't very good and they're not offering much, so why even bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49429961
Better support than VOMS and IP will be owned by her, it's basically a free launching point for going indie at the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
And the only people that will care are /vt/ and /vt/ containment breakers. And not even all of /vt/ cares. Not a single other person who watches vtubers gives a single fuck. You're a minority within a minority. This your life, this is your destiny. You're alone. Completely irrelevant. Your schizo ramblings mean nothing at the end of the day and when your chuubas are scooped up into vshojo and you have none left to watch, no one will care but you as you scream and cry and seethe into your pillow at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49417416
this is your brain on corpo, dayo

[Anonymous No.]

>>49423066
>>49423372
>>49429440
It got designed by the same artist who did NotRushia. Gotta be designed by vshojo artists and all that, plus the awful puppeteer corporate artwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49417492
This but soccer

[Anonymous No.]

>>49432040
she was part of an indie group before though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49422923
Of course not. I'm just saying that the seethe on this board if she does pull something like this would be hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
Vshojo is basically turning into the epic game store for vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>if haachama or pekora join vshojo, holofans will loose their mind
Remember when coco and rushia joined vshojo?
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49426689
Resources in general. VShojo can bankroll larger projects and better sponsorships than VOMS ever could. It's one of only three corpos (four counting Mythic, but that's eh) that has the clout and funds to do that, and of the other two, one literally isn't hiring and one has been in a gigantic shitstorm for the past four months (plus she'd still have to apply since she doesn't have a in there).

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
cope dayo

[Anonymous No.]

>>49436936
>four counting Mythic, but that's eh
well they are still new, but that's there entire point to existing, also when Nyanners jump ship to them, I heard some rumor about big suits from Disney backing them up, doubt it is true though if it is, then the entire vtubing industry is utterly fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415333
That’s extremely fucked up. Dude was like her main jannie

[Anonymous No.]

>>49438155
It's a talent agency, not a brand, and it's currently new and unproven. Vshojo basically already offers everything Pikamee would want with more brand and security (as she is friends with Kson). Mythic might offer potentially more money, but that's it - she'd still be an indie that has to find her own footing.
That, and it's questionable how much Mythic wants to enter the Japanese market when most of their current brands are focused on the west.
It's a business decision for her, and a perfectly understandable one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415203
The only two political positions are: people who hold all of my opinions, and people who hold the opposite of all of my opinions. Anyone who claims to hold a different set of opinions is a false flagger, and possibly a government plant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414973
I just don't want them to poach more. kson should be black listed