/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General No.]

Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, and XSOLEIL!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Boys Teamup: https://teamup.com/ksj1sm36oa1p146e26

Temporary Fanfic Archive: https://rentry.org/nenmenarchive

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>49340219

[Anonymous No.]

This is the anchor post for fics. Please reply here for archival purposes. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.

Thank you!

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i waited for a while but no new thread was coming up so i tried baking one for the first time...i think i fucked up with the Name/Subject, sorry....

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

[Anonymous No.]

alban love !
i was taking a nap and didn't realise the thread died....
>>49395404
pat pat

[Anonymous No.]

News:
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Luxiem Segaprize Collab: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1638813005529120768
Iluna Animeimpulse tickets on sale May 13, 15, and 17: https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1656735929569267712
Shu, Mysta, and Vox at CWT May 27: https://twitter.com/CW_TAIWAN/status/1652145847176683520
Mysta at Sutera Anime Fest May 27-28: https://twitter.com/LoveArts220/status/1642466653974700036
Vox Panel at Nijigen Expo June 3rd: https://twitter.com/nijigenexpo_/status/1656251375532261378
Uki at CosCos Suki June 4th: https://twitter.com/uki_violeta/status/1656992625415827457?s=20
Alban and Uki at Otakuthon August 11-13: https://twitter.com/otakuthon/status/1654516315514716160
Outfit status: 5 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Get Well VP
Luxiem 2.0 Merch
Hex bday
Nijipuppet goods
2nd Anniversary

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Ike Cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOxhJdmc5s
Luca Cover:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlPFSe-VabI
Mysta Orisong ft. Finana for Hoyofair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2v4kbfuSEk
Vox Outfit Lore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8ufF-hkIFk
Vox Lore Movie Teaser (Full project in fall): https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1649624965275107329

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[Anonymous No.]

Damn, slow night.

[Anonymous No.]

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!! GM and RIP thread...

[Anonymous No.]

It's missing fuuchan hours ;_; when do you think he'll be back?

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Sunday everybody, I hate building gunpla legs so damn much

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>>49399149
what model and grade?

[Anonymous No.]

>archived under bump limit
it's joever
thanks for making the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>49399797
RG sinanju, I only got it because it reminded me of vox and it looked cool

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>>49400497
>RG sinanju
woah nice i love how the frames for RGs work theyre legit engineering marvels, had so much fun building RG strike freedom
im the briskadet from main that has the HG sinanju but im saving money for a MG or god forbid PG phenex because its sonny colours

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>>49400939
I was gonna buy a hg darilbalde next but the sinanju was exactly what I wanted to dedicate a build to vox for. I swear if I ever find a Thunderbolt Psycho Zaku kit I’m gonna build that too. The store I go to did have a MG Gundam Thunderbolt but I don’t wanna shell out the money for that grade yet. Maybe my next kit should be an Ike themed kit so I can eventually get a whole Luxiem line up lmao

[Anonymous No.]

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>>49401224
oooh yah i recently watched both thunderbolt movies and LOVE them. after the movies i was thinking about getting matching mg full armour and psycho zaku but i have the same problem about store stocks uee
>ike themed
im thinking rg hi nu? its a really good kit and fitting colour scheme, the body is a little bit bulky but overall it looks regal and composed like ike

[Anonymous No.]

guys calm down. wife is with me. he's fine. i'm cooking him food as he plays with dog and cat and kat. he's healthy he's not in pain and he will stream tonight. thx for the concern

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>>49402120
GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK

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>>49395273
that thing on the right looks very ugly

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>>49402225
Don't be mean to Luca, he looks very handsome in his new outfit.

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>>49401627
Oh yeah that’s a good idea, I heard that kit was really good. I’ll look into it. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias/status/1657719174452445184

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>>49403011
off collab or he doesnt know what to do on weekend?

[Anonymous No.]

last bump before i sleep, gn nenmen !

[Anonymous No.]

>>49403275
Gamer wave meetup

[Anonymous No.]

i miss my big brother so much

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>my beautiful thread is dead
no.....funny e enough this somehow never happened during that whole month of no boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>49405047
there was a new debut in another company that made the board fast for a bit, it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>49405134
oh yeah i forgot about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>49405047
Very big news happening in another company, things happen. Sometimes the board is too fast

[Anonymous No.]

WIFE COME BACK WIFE COME BACK WIFE COME BACK WIFE COME BACK WIFE COME BACK WIFE COME BACK WIFE COME BACK WIFE COME BACK WIFE COME BACK WIFE COME BACK

[Anonymous No.]

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY MOMMY DOKO

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[Anonymous No.]

wife and piochan SEEEEEEX (bottom wife)
https://poipiku.com/5916052/8754511.html

[Anonymous No.]

Demon’s pulling out all the stops for this one, I’m super excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>49406189
Save a horse, ride a demon!

[Anonymous No.]

Fat cat
Happy mother's day

[Anonymous No.]

>>49406930
Now I’m just imagining me being his daughter and play riding on him like a horse… When are we gonna get dad asmr I need it

[Anonymous No.]

wife's breatmilk is marinating in his boobs. we need to suck it all out when he's back comfysisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>49407037
Oh, that would be precious! Maybe for Father's Day?

[Anonymous No.]

This is feeding into the part of me that devored romance novels as a kid... my soul is healing

[Anonymous No.]

Demon finally live https://www.youtube.com/live/VEiZF53YZb4?feature=share

[Anonymous No.]

>>49345070
>>49345882
you're so cute mintfag

[Anonymous No.]

aik rabu
i want to curl up in his lap, i'm so tired

[Anonymous No.]

i need an autistic cowboy bf now

[Anonymous No.]

Kino and funny
I love this guy

[Anonymous No.]

wuca love, i want luca to let me fall asleep in his lap and he pets my hair. the world is cruel for not giving this to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>49395404
ilu copypasta kindred and never forget that

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>>49408409
Luca love! Luca sex! Luca's lap!

It's so cute that every time chat talks about sitting in his lap, he's like "but I want to sit in your lap". So pouty and bratty, I want to hold him and squeeze him. The world needs to be kinder to us Luca lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

wife i miss you

[Anonymous No.]

please let this cute cowboy live

[Anonymous No.]

>>49408765
amen! i'll always let him sit in my lap, though bratty kid i want to be pampered too

[Anonymous No.]

got a gifted milord membership! time for some extra milord while wife is away

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>>49409249
;;-;;

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>>49408080
Thank you for appreciating my art TT^TT, I was going to draw a wooden house as well but then I realised I didn't know how to draw wood

[Anonymous No.]

Gweetar

[Anonymous No.]

Want soft cowboy hugs

[Anonymous No.]

i love this cowboy fuck i need to suck his penis

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ru3_999/status/1657768809254785026
UOHHHH TOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>49408691
love you too

[Anonymous No.]

I’m his little desert flower…. Uweee

[Anonymous No.]

this is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>49410100
must rape

[Anonymous No.]

VOX PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME

[Anonymous No.]

KEK KEK KEK KEK VOX

[Anonymous No.]

AIEEEEEEEEEE DON'T DIE

[Anonymous No.]

This is fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.]

i zooned out and lost the plot god fucking dammit

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only male sickling on /vt/?

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>>49395273
>subject on name
Sisters...

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>>49411020
shut up!! it was my first time!

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>>49411007
counting you i think we only have 2 /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>49411173
sickling* not male

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>>49411007
I didn't know we even had sicklings

[Anonymous No.]

RuneScape live

[Anonymous No.]

>>49411245
we have the shitposter one

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going crazy from missing my wife. Should I become a sickling? Can Hex fix the hole in my heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49411393
She's not even an exclusive hexagon, I don't know if anyone on this board calls him their kamioshi

[Anonymous No.]

my biggest fear is getting a job while wife is away and missing the day he comes back aie

[Anonymous No.]

Never stop using this accent it is so funny

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>>49411575
this is me with ver. i was supposed to job hunt while he was on break but never sent any applications out. all the jobs that would take me would expect me to work nights during his timeslot ...

[Anonymous No.]

HE KEEPS SLIPPING INTO THE ACCENT IT IS SO FUNNY

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>>49411683
in my case is i have a big chance to have to work on another city...i don't want to miss wife's comeback uuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

Graduation streams are so weird especially when they’re streaming right until the end of their scheduled graduation, it’s like you’re watching them in their last moments before death

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>>49411542
I'm sure there must be, but they stay quiet so as not to be bullied relentlessly.

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>>49411542
shes not? id think hes at least her kamioshi

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>>49412229
they're a comfydant but they also like hex

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>>49412229
shes a comfydant

[Anonymous No.]

Shu's cuteness is a miracle of the universe, it behooves you to create as many little yaminions as humanly possible.

With back-to-back pregnancies every 10.5 months and assuming he hits menopause around age 51, you could get around 43 births out of him.

Statistically, some of those will be twins, with the rate generally increasing with age and height/weight. Using data from https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/products/databriefs/db80.htm you'd get an average twinning rate of 44.1 per 1000 births. It would be on the low side initially, but as his body fat percentage rose from pregnancy it would even out. With those numbers you'd expect to get 2 sets of twins, but if he has a family history of twins that could rise to around 4-5.

If you gave him certain fertility drugs (specifically gonadotropins), that would increase the chances of multiple births substantially to 3 in 10, with around 5% of those being triplets or more. In that case, you'd expect 13 sets of twins, with one of them potentially being triplets instead.

So you should have 45 children with Shu if you do it naturally, and 57 children if you use fertility drugs.

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>>49411245
There are a few, there used to be more but I think they dipped out

[Anonymous No.]

RGs are so exausting to make I really need to pace myself with these

[Anonymous No.]

I want wife to have my children. What if he comes back infertile?

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>>49412327
>>49412329
what the fuck...ive been bamboozled

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>>49413609
theyre multiple anons if you keep track

[Anonymous No.]

miss

[Anonymous No.]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMY

[Anonymous No.]

Demon hanging out with his friends next week, nice to know that he has a life

[Anonymous No.]

>>49413609
Is Hex your kamioshi/main oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

See you tomorrow demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>49413812
>>49414116
im just pasta kindred who cant keep track of which foot is left or right hehe

[Anonymous No.]

ahhh milord!! my favorite asmrs are the ones that go really ham with the rp and special premises, i dont want a soft dragon asmr though i want to get fucked by his huge double cocks

[Anonymous No.]

LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

i miss my wife i miss wife i miss wife i miss wife imiss wife i miss wife i miss wife where are you wife i miss you

[Anonymous No.]

i have to go touch grass again, i want luca to stream zelda but i hope he doesn't do it now.. i want to be able to watch

[Anonymous No.]

Fun build/10, nui for scale. No I won't put stickers on it because I'm starting to really hate placing them

[Anonymous No.]

>>49416624
holy shit that looks great

[Anonymous No.]

>>49416624
That's so damn cool, god I want to get more into gundam shit. I built a couple when I was younger but that's about it, it's so much fun though

[Anonymous No.]

>>49416624
damn that's so cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49416624
I've got MG Sinanju and it's such a cool model. - you don't even need to pose it for it to look fantastic. If you have issues with bandai stickers, maybe consider buying some from DelpiDecal, their products keep getting praised is my local gunpla community.

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>>49417575
I know I probably need to git gud at stickers but I just find em tedious with little payoff. Maybe if I have enough attachment to the mech/show I'd put em on, but I only have Witch from mercury and a tiny bit of 00. Now that I think about it, Kyrios would be nice for Mysta...

[Anonymous No.]

Starting Vassalord, it's pretty hot and what a premise! Vampires are so classic, them and their sires and a vampire-vampire hunter that's also a cyborg? Freaking delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

gamer wave bukake

[Anonymous No.]

>>49417854
vassalord is so underrated

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>>49417792
Delpi got some amazing stickers - holo/gold/silver, they do be looking really good when applied, so it does feel rewarding. Now I'm gonna this about which model would suit my oshi, thanks. Maybe Grimgerde? Hmmm

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>>49413609
As they said>>49412327>>49412329, I'm a comfydant who likes hex, I just post about him more because wife already has dedicated anons and hex pisses people off which makes me laugh while they seeth and tell me to kill myself

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>>49418757
I'm pretty sure posting hex isn't the only reason you get told to kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>49418927
oh yeah I know I soc post a lot and is off topic like 90% of the time, I don't mind being told to kill myself it's not like I'm actually going to what some unwashed basement dwelling me tell me to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>49419018(me)
Jesas I can't type
*do
*men

[Anonymous No.]

>>49419018
I find it funny when anons whine about wanting a girl to show feet pics and flirt with them, but when you do just that, they tell you you're annoying and weird. All bark, no bite, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49419018
You have something wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make Alban stand behind the counter until he's desperate, pissing himself and crying from embarrassment as he serves me

[Anonymous No.]

>>49418453
>Grimgerde
Damn that's a cool mech, I wonder who your oshi is

[Anonymous No.]

>>49419096
Some of them flirt back and ask for pics but the rest just tells me to kys and that I'm weird, it's funny
>>49419115
Can't a girl have some harmless fun on the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49419121
He'd do that only if you give him enough money

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>>49419122
It's Doppio and now I'm torn between either Grimgerde or Justice gundam. I'm judging purely based on aesthetics. I don't remember if he's ever mentioned his favorite gundam, but he is a fan of the franchise - he's referenced the shows. It's be cool if he ever did a model building stream, one can dream.

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>>49419524
I earn 6 figures, I reckon I could convince him

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>>49419850
Shit you could convince me, you can definitely convince him

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>>49417854
glad to know you're enjoying it! i wonder if fuuchan has ever read it. i feel like it's a series everyone over a certain age has read if they like BL but you never know

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Guys ive been shitposting about missing wife but im actually starting to get worried. Whys he gone for so long? What procedure takes this long? Did he go under surgery? Do we know his sicknesses from his pl? My brain is giving me images of him wincing in pain. What if it's so bad he can't ever come back? I dont care about getting streams anymore, niji said hell update twitter when he can but he never has. Also he couldnt even write the notice tweet himself. Just what is wrong with him that he suddenly got so bad? Has he been in pain while streaming for a while but never told us and tried to go on till he couldnt anymore? Im so worried. What the fuck.

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>>49419850
rich tako......

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>>49421017
I don't want to say too much but he did disappear for almost half a year in his PL due to his condition, but I hope this isn't the same scenario and I don't want to think about it...I'm also pretty sure he had spine issues and stomach issues so it's a compound problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421601
God... I really hope it's not that serious this time. Its draining my soul imagining how much pain he might be in. Thank you nonnie.

[Anonymous No.]

Any nonnies going to Otakuthon?

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>>49421954
I have scoliosis and have considered surgery it's supposed to take 3 to 6 months to heal and even longer to get back to normal, I don't know what condition wife has or if would it even be the same surgery as fixing scoliosis but I hope he doesn't need to do actual spine surgery and it's just injections...

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>>49422236
Yeah, stomach issues are a bitch, but at least they're more manageable. Meanwhile if your spine is fucked up, the rest of your body gets fucked up, and you can't speed up the healing process. You just have to wait to get better.

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>>49422236
Hope so. Take care of yourself too nonnie

[Anonymous No.]

>>49422048
will go if wife's a guest

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>>49422403
I really hope it isn't some major surgery and that he just needs to rest and relax...
>>49422601
Oh no worries I'm fine no surgery for me, the doctor said it's still in the mild scoliosis range and I won't need surgery unless it gets worse over time, so I'm good for now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421017
I'm more worried that no one has updated us on his condition...i'm sure he's alright but i really miss him...

[Anonymous No.]

psyborg massage
https://poipiku.com/5552003/8761456.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>49423690
If none of the people he is close to is supper depressed then I would like to hope that nothing is wrong....

[Anonymous No.]

>>49423844
sexo but I'm also sad because I miss wife...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49424149
ukiki is draining his balls thats why he's MIA...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49425147
naruhodo...
I thought it was because wife was on maternity leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>49423690
>>49424028
i like to think aside from recovering from whatever procedure he had he also heard about the stupid drama thats been going on nonstop the past month and decided to detox from social media since drama is sucky and also seeing pining comfydants might make him feel guilty

[Anonymous No.]

next lambros collab when....

[Anonymous No.]

>>49427187
when wife comes back....so in 2024

[Anonymous No.]

>>49426187
I just need one retweet not even a tweet, or literally just liking one fanart, any sign that he is alive T^T

[Anonymous No.]

it's so cold if only wife was here to warm me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>49428688
He's warming me up right now, my bad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>49428810
HEY SHARE HIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>49428905
Vox is my cute little househusband and I will not hear otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>49429194
I got him first you'll have to wait for next week's member raffle

[Anonymous No.]

>>49429320
oops I meant for>>49429099

[Anonymous No.]

>>49429194

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>>49429320
>member raffle
literally doesn't exist step aside i'm sucking his tits NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>49429595
I like thinking of him lounging around the house in his stupid burberry sweater and pants, waiting for me to come home so he can cook me dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>49429665
where is that vox house husband picture, I don't have it T^T

[Anonymous No.]

>>49429823
We never got a chinkanon to translate for us

[Anonymous No.]

>>49430203
>What is this
>The sight of a beautiful wife at home
> Welcome back home
>ahhh does this taste good
>ahm
> it's good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49430468
Thank you very much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49430624
It's a very rough translation I have a really hard time translating chinese kek

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>>49427705
what do you mean anon? he was streaming totk again all day today and reblogged so much art of him on his crappy car prototype. he even gave me a Like for making a shitty meme. fuchan fuchan fuchan please a single word from you please...

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>>49430725
>reblogged
Fulgur needs to return ASAP, Comfydant anons are starting to revert back to their Tumblr days...

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>>49430203
>likes to cook
>likes to work from home (streaming)
>loves sex
>extremely affectionate
>gets giddy over romantic dates
>hires house cleaners at least

vox as spoiled housewife agh

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>>49430793
aw fuck i really am losing it

[Anonymous No.]

aiku doko

[Anonymous No.]

wife doko

[Anonymous No.]

i miss the kadet who would post warped memes of sonny and baby kadet, though we still have otsonny kadet

[Anonymous No.]

gamer wave has died by drug overdose

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/uki_violeta/status/1657884614575239169

[Anonymous No.]

>>49432521
>kyo collab
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>49432641
He's the closest thing to fuuchan and uki misses his husband so this is him coping

[Anonymous No.]

>>49432916
>He's the closest thing to fuuchan
literally never say that again

[Anonymous No.]

>>49432991
I'm just shitposting about the fact that they sound similar and uki just wants to hear wife's voice again

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>>49433050
yeah i know i do remember when anons would say that unironically tho...

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>>49433257
They do sound similar if it's through a shitty game voice channel

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>>49432521
it's sweet that he genuinely enjoys bug fables, pio chan is so happy

[Anonymous No.]

he's on drugs again.....
https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1657904590518628352

[Anonymous No.]

gn anons, reminder that pio is soon https://www.youtube.com/live/4j1IZUs4Hb4?feature=share

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1657908636012670981

[Anonymous No.]

>>49434745
good night kindred!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49434893
>na watchalong
Holy basado

[Anonymous No.]

Shuvox collab Shuvox collab Shuvox collab Shuvox collab Shuvox collab Shuvox collab Shuvox collab Shuvox collab Shuvox collab Shuvox collab Shuvox collab Shuvox collab Shuvox collab Shuvox collab Shuvox collab Shuvox collab

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>>49434996
i hate school and work i hate school and work i hate school and work i hate school and work i hate school and work i hate school and work i hate school and work i hate school and work i hate school and work i hate school and work i hate school and work i hate school and work

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>>49434893
mysta
>sat, sun nothing
Vox
>sat, sun nothing
what does this mean?

[Anonymous No.]

Demon upping the member’s content lately has been really welcome, especially since most of his chat is green nowadays. I hope he can go through with the onlyclans idea, I’d pay good money for what he was promising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49435163
Sex

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>>49435163
Vox is hanging out with his irl lads until tuesday

[Anonymous No.]

>>49434893
>TRIPLE members, with NA watchalong to boot
>akumaverse tier list
> a way out with shubert
>detective asmr

we're so fucking spoiled

[Anonymous No.]

>>49435163
mysta has it as ??? rather than scribbles so i assume may or may not stream

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I am seriously considering quitting my dead end job so I can watch the na watchalong. It’s not even a steady paying job it’s arguably very dangerous and commission only soooo

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus christ I almost exposed myself to my entire family by sending this picture of the cute cat...thank god I checked

[Anonymous No.]

>>49435977
is that el gato of nenmen???

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>>49435977
I can't believe the Comfydant/Sickling was just an orange kitten on a keyboard this whole time...

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>>49435977
>>49436106
the comfysickling is also the kitty foster??

so cute...

does your family know what 4chan is? i dont think mine would recognize the format, though i wouldnt open it up where they can see

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>>49436091
Yes! but I'm just baby sitting him because his family is going on vacation, I was going to send an update picture of him being cute and almost exposed myself kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>49436227
I don't think they know what 4chan is but the SEX with the foxakuma picture is literally centre screen, it would probably raise a few eyebrows

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j1IZUs4Hb4
pio on the telly and he's sleepy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49436273
Kek good thing you checked

[Anonymous No.]

pios morning voice is so sexy uwooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>49436396
sex with piochan while he's asleep imagine if he gets inspired by milord and does a sex tape with scythekicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>49437036
when will someone take vox and pios respective asmrs and splice into them a gwak gwak drama cd

[Anonymous No.]

Ike returns! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdqeG9YrXYA

[Anonymous No.]

>>49438020
AIKU AIKU AIKU AIKU

[Anonymous No.]

Every morning it's an endless loop. I wake up, having a restless night with dreams of yearning for wife. Every morning I go through the motions of putting on clothes and brushing my teeth and eating breakfast and going to work, without wife's tender enunciations in my ears. Throughout my day I open his twitter page periodically, staring into the empty voice of his last tweet, dated April 23rd, 2023 8:17PM. In the evenings and night I jump from clip to clip to VOD to VOD, catching up on bits and pieces of wife that I had neglected in the past, yet without his real presence it is only a temporary measure. Before bed I cry and cry and fap to thoughts of wife. Rise and repeat every day.

[Anonymous No.]

riku where's my crab boy

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>>49439888
Crab boy?

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>>49440374
yeah, maybe he has a tan too and loves the beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>49440701
Oh that sounds cute, now I want him too

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/akiyu221b/status/1657834950086000640 me and wife having hot amputee sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>49441601
I miss wife but now it's in a horny way

[Anonymous No.]

I'm happy that he's been interacting with niji members more lately

[Anonymous No.]

it's normal to save loads of screenshots of favorite posts from /here/, right? i went browsing through them just now laughing my ass off and it makes me feel fuzzy and warm and nostalgic towards nenmen

[Anonymous No.]

>>49442618
show us your favorite anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>49442618
Normal? No. But it's not normal to be here in the first place so you're good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49442618
show us your favourites

[Anonymous No.]

with wife gone for so long I'm thinking of archive anon and how long he's been gone for...when will they come back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49442797
i-i cant help!! anons are too funny or insightful! quit being nice to talk to so i can stop coming back!! hmph!

>>49442618
>>49442856
too many to count...heres a classic...

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>>49443010
KEK I forgot about this one, post more! thread is dead anyways might as well have fun

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>>49442755
replied to wrong post oops...heres another

[Anonymous No.]

apart from funny shitposts or moments i also save bits and pieces where anons will say good night to me or go on long gushy rants about their oshis...lately i havent been doing it as much because irl has been busy but its fun!

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>>49443010
Ah, the good old days when blue psychopath lusted for sexcat

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0/status/1657946428277137409

[Anonymous No.]

>>49443357
oh hey...that's me kek

[Anonymous No.]

My favourite moment is during the lam bros utt, I don't even have a screenshot of it because it would literally be the entire thread

[Anonymous No.]

ok i have to go for now, but love yall nenmen pasta kindred loves you bye bye

>>49443605
hehe...glad to still see you around comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>49443925
that thread was amazing i hope we have another lambros collab soon
>>49444046
oh i'm there! lmao bye anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>49444046
oh boy I'm also in this image...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49444456
>that pic
me about to lick shota wife's butthole

[Anonymous No.]

>>49445460
what are you going to do to him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49445537
insert my sheep penis inside him of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>49446133
but he's just a little boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49446261
HUUUUUOOOOH SHOTA LAMBROS SEXO

[Anonymous No.]

>>49446583
nooo what did you do to them?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49446758
intense RAPE. man what are the chances we get an actual shota model(outfit) from the boys...

[Anonymous No.]

I have a lot of good memories here but this was peak

[Anonymous No.]

>>49447387
ah yes when milord killed the queen...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49447225
likely zero percent chance, plus I don't think either of them wants to be shotas...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49447387
i remember kindreds making a joke, vox took a break to kill the queen and then i think around mysta's break that other english dude also died

[Anonymous No.]

>>49447977
they can't keep getting away with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>49448495
whos fuchan killing rn...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49448721
The king, give charles a few more week

[Anonymous No.]

i miss shu

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[Anonymous No.]

>>49434280
I told him not to spend his money on them this time!!

[Anonymous No.]

dead...

[Anonymous No.]

i miss sex with my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>49447977
funniest fucking thing ive ever read was luca committing 9/11

[Anonymous No.]

>>49451468
The Apogolypse was real

[Anonymous No.]

>>49451372
He has to cope with his painful life. Being a prostitute is hard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49451468
thats still one of my favorite things, i wish i took a screenshot of it

[Anonymous No.]

aster is being a menhera again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49443509
I saved your screenshot too, anons are so funny.

[Anonymous No.]

I want akina and alban to collab....imagine the rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>49452441
Alban raping him right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49452583
Alban can't rape anyone he's pure and innocent

[Anonymous No.]

>>49452741
Uhhh mr.27? He's for sure raping akina

[Anonymous No.]

>>49452741
Suha.....................

[Anonymous No.]

>>49452583
alban will groom akina into raping him, just like he did with sonny and suha

[Anonymous No.]

>>49452825
So this is why they haven't interact in a while

[Anonymous No.]

im trying to find the luca 9/11 post, anyone remember key words? i think he mentioned Bush and the towers but i cant find it still

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>>49454009 (me)
nevermind I FOUND IT

[Anonymous No.]

socposting time, what did anons eat for dinner today? i had a swedish meatball lean cuisine and a taro bun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49454531
Chicken 65, just finished my appointment with my addiction counsellor

[Anonymous No.]

>>49452583
Akina is not remaining a cherry boy after that

[Anonymous No.]

>>49454531
still afternoon for me but i'll be having sukiyaki for dinner. hope your dinner tasted good anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>49454967
I want to see him lose his virginity live on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>49454531
Grilled pork, potato salad, veggies.

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>>49457496
Stop teasing me and collab already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49457583
They'll collab when Alban gets his true height

[Anonymous No.]

>>49457997
Does Akina realise he's taller than Alban?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49411007
Hello. I am the only male dropscythe itt.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1658041093915807744

[Anonymous No.]

>>49458615
whore.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my wife

[Anonymous No.]

Demon delayed, it’s alright since he’ll get some rest soon

[Anonymous No.]

Teamup updated, I'm predicting Kyo cancelling some streams later in the week because there's no way he'll be able to physically handle what he's scheduled, imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49458491
I am male too but I'm not a regular here so I don't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49459730
broskadet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49447977
Purge all Brits

[Anonymous No.]

>>49447387
still not sure what i meant by this post but i still hate nobility

[Anonymous No.]

ike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdqeG9YrXYA

[Anonymous No.]

>>49461501
What is this swede doing

[Anonymous No.]

There is an obvious reason why vox isn’t streaming and I think that’s real funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>49461780
Vox live https://www.youtube.com/live/RuPF1ZrZgS8

[Anonymous No.]

I can’t take ike’s model moving like this

[Anonymous No.]

>It's so hard to get in there
IKE PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

Cute fan letters!

[Anonymous No.]

Comfy gaming with my husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>Ike off on saturday
Are the french really coming soon

[Anonymous No.]

Mysta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl90eWOA4ic

[Anonymous No.]

Ike really was going through it huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>49463634
He being very cute today

[Anonymous No.]

fuuchan....................... At least everyone is thinking about him

[Anonymous No.]

>>49464119
everyone feeling okay mentioning him on stream now has reassured me a bit...

[Anonymous No.]

>Demon is a side sleeper
INFINITE SPOONING

[Anonymous No.]

>>49464509
>ywn be little demon spoon for all 8 hours sleep
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>49395273
cute op! i don't ship them but watching their dynamic on stream always makes me smile

[Anonymous No.]

>even aster has Saturday off
Alright something’s happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>49464903
there's a family feud collab saturday night but it might be a red herring

[Anonymous No.]

>>49465132
I wanna cope, i want to see my frogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>49464903
could it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49464903
I choose to believe

[Anonymous No.]

i miss wife i miss wife i miss wife i don't want to get a job and miss wife streams uuuuuuuu