/uuu/ - Ceres Fauna General - Fauna Feels Friend (and Face)

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Last thread >>48324384

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Reminder to hide, ignore, and do not interact with grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.

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squeeb

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Didn't see that coming!

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If the bears ruin this after 3 days of not seeing the wife I might just off myself

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>>48540632
I
LOVE
FAUNA

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>>48540852
Serve us all in your sacrifice and take out some bears with you

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yay for Fauna!

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KROFAU SEX

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>go sleep early
>fauna senses inexplicably wake me up at 2 am
>see stream frame
>go back to sleep because i cant watch it live at that hour
excruciating pain

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>>48529715
HOW DID HE KNOW

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Man, ngl, I kinda would prefer just normal ass minecraft over this...

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>>48541057
The same way that I knew Fauna was going to cancel yesterday's stream a minute before she made the tweet. You watch Fauna long enough and you start to become Fauna

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>>48541019
Oh hey, you're me. I fucking hate late FST streams bro. You're not alone. Good sleeps to you, EU bro

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>>48541057
Wait till after the stream for it to be 100% accurate.

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>>48541127
Everyone would, that's the worst part. Weight up whatever this will be versus cute kirin in Bioshock 2 and MC, and we're losing like what, 6 hours minimum of Fauna for this.
Fucking christ I hate offcollabs

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She always wanted to do this properly. So I will shut my mouth. But I really don't want to listen Kronii ASMR. I don't know what to do about that.

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>>48541213
I just hope it's only a couple day visit and Wednesday is back to normal.

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i can't wait for the over-positive comments and supas such as "it was worth the wait" and the like...
>>48541057
doomposter alway right.

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>>48541158
I can't see Kronii taking this seriously, so it'll end up being dogshit. He might have the length wrong, but it'll definitely be scuffed.
Worst part is Fauna won't immediately ragenuke the VOD if it's scuffed because "muh friends" like she does for any of the 50 cancelled ASMR's thus far

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You guys think Fauna and shondo still keep in touch? Miss their colabs

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>See tweet
>ugh I hate Kronii
>open /uuu/
>home
I love you guys

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You faggots are never happy huh?

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>>48541306
Bold of you to expect this to survive to the VOD

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>>48541273

Yeah havent they wanted to do this for like a year now?

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>>48541446
This isn't something to be happy about so no. Gonna probably end up being a week of no solo streams for one shitty ASMR where Kronii mails it in and a full super chat reading of discord faggots gushing about how much they loved it.

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>>48541446
sorry for not liking vesper's egocentric onahole

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>>48541440
Welcome home sapling. I might just bow out now actually, I can't be fucked staying awake for what'll be a shitty ASMR. I'd normally sacrifice infinite sleep for Fauna but...yeah, this won't be worth it. Hope I'm wrong and you have fun saps.

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>>48540632
i'm only watching kronii cause it's on faunas channel, if not i won't
plz tell the timecucks to behave

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>>48541515
Yes, I think Kronii really wanted to do a hair brushing asmr.

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kronii hard filters me, hope some of you guys can enjoy at least

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>>48541446
I imagine people who are excited for it or ambivalent towards it aren't really going to post about the fact. It's only the people who hate Fauna interacting with specific people that seem to post. Happens every Bae collab. The whole 4 Kronii collabs to date. Saplings sure don't seem to reflect their oshi here

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just wanted to say that i love fauna from hololive english council and only fauna from hololive english council

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Hey /uuu/, /inf/ here. Looking forward to the stream later.

Sorry you have to deal with /#/ and /cgdct/ false-flagging faggotry right now; they're really pushing this weird-ass angle especially hard today.

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Fauna will be doing something she loves with a friend she cares for, so I'm looking forward to it.

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Kronii's ASMR voice is pure sex kino and you will get to hear Fauna masturbating live on stream.

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>going to be asleep for it
FUCK

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I like Fauna but I hate Kronii. Be respectful though. Just don't watch it.

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Gay

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>>48541891
Thanks clock bro, hope you enjoy the collab! Don't come to /vt/ tomorrow.

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>false-flagging faggotry
what if you accept your oshi isn't liked by a decent amount of the people

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>>48541891
Don't worry, most of us love Kronii too.

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>>48541891
I genuinely hope your clock whore dies in a plane crash on the way home.

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>>48542087
She sold so little merch that she had to take a bus, cant afford the plane ticket.

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>>48541891
I genuinely dislike Kronii but as long as shitflinging is contained to this site it's fine. Better here than chat or comments.

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>>48541891
Your oshi lied to and betrayed you. Don't forget.

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>>48542057
damn you got raped by shippinh

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Bioshock and Minecraft died for this... please don't tell me tommorow will be another collab

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>>48542057
>not day 1
Look at this bandwagonner.

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You know, I think I liked the bootleg /uuu/ better. This thread is somehow worse already.

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>>48542214
could have been worse desu
>>48542260
yeah, stil hurts

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>>48542245
Nah tomorrow will be the normal off day just spending it with Kronii sadly, probably Wednesday too. I wouldn't expect a normal stream until Friday.

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Now more than ever

Reminder to hide, ignore, and do not interact with grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.

Let catalogfags burn out

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>>48541891
2 days of missed streams to placate a homosleeve whore whore betrayed her fans.
You're really not welcome here, cluck.

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>If you don't like Kronii you aren't a real Sapling
I mean yes there are clearly drama baiters here but let's not go too far.

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I hope they do heartbeat asmr together at the same time while they kiss

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>>48542203
>>48542479
What's this about?

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>>48542539
how new?

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>>48542479
Oh hi breadbaker, here to police your thread again?

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>>48542539
Seaschizos schizoing.

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>>48542480
This is what Kronies always try to push.

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm, I feel like a lot of this discussion is off topic.

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>>48542539
Mental illness by the looks of it.

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>>48542586
Already told you I don't give a shit, make /uuu/ as much as you want in downtime, done arguing. Like the fact you ignored me saying this last thread to push this faggot narrative. Here, I'll help: >>48540423
Not the baker, it's sad you need to keep clinging onto that fact to cope to be an anti.

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glad she's back, but I can't fucking stand kronii...

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>>48542744
Me neither. I'll be skipping this one.

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Imagine if this was another one with Gura instead. What a waste

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>>48541891
/inf/ is infinitely worse than /#/

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Hey retards, this is likely the only fucking stream because Kronii needs to go the fuck back home for the Uno stream

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saplings don't do dramas, saplings only wants their mommy

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What does Kronii have to do for you guys to forgive her?

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>>48541891
Actual sapling here:

I dislike your blue whore too, hope you guys enjoy cleaning Vespers cum off her

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>>48542331
the 5am tourny?

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>>48542956
>>48542744
>>48542479
Hmmmm

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>>48542662
Don't worry the janny will show up eventually, he always does every single thread.

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>>48542889
Graduate

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Man Kronii cucking you guys on stream is really getting to you guys?

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>>48542889
The damage is done broski. She can do whatever she wants at this point, just stay the fuck away from Faufau.

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>>48542889
I just can't stand her doomer persona + she's boring as sin

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>>48541891
We love cgdct here though.

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>>48542866
Say you haven't bothered to check out both and compare without saying it.

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Am I in /inf/ or /uuu/? Stop talking about Kronii doing stuff unrelated to Fauna.

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so many falseflagger saplings here. becareful, fellow saps. don't get baited easily

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I thought you guys visit /mans/ and enjoyed the cross collabs.

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>>48542876
Why can't she play Uno from Fauna's place?

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>>48543122
This is what happens when saplings don't get to build up their immune system...

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>>48542889
There's nothing to forgive
She's reddit personified and she treated her viewers like dog shit
She is what she is, and I want her around Fauna as little as possible

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>>48542889
Do what Mumei did, but she will never do that.

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>>48543181
Uno means one, you can't have two people there at the same time

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>>48543122
What if Kronii just isn't popular here and people would rather have had normal streams instead of this

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>>48543124
you got the wrong split, that's /inf/

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>>48542331
The Mother's day vacation and now this, man this month sucks

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>>48543122
>falseflagger
Is it that hard to accept that there are a lot of people that hate Kronii?

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>>48543233
naruhodo...

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>>48543317
>see multiple posts today before any of this stuff was confirmed trying to gin up people into fighting about Kronii and Fauna
I have to wear extra protective sunglasses because you glow so brightly, you dunce.

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>kronies raid /uuu/ to shill their whore
Truly cuckbeat 2.0

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>>48541614
Holy shit this is my fetish

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>>48541273
Just dont watch the stream you retard. Why do people get confused about shit they dont want to watch?

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>>48543122
What makes you think all saplings would like kronii? theyre at complete opposites as far as what kind of entertainment people are looking for

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>/#/ still desperately trying to turn /uuu/ into a satellite thread

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>>48543565
Because that anon is a kronie

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>>48540729
BURY YOU ALIVE IN A PIT OF MANURE

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>off collab
huh?!

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>>48541614
>>48543475
She talks about enjoying having her hair brushed almost every ASMR stream she does, it might be hers as well

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>>48543604
>Trying

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>>48541147
>become Fauna
...sisters

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>>48543122
you can be a sapling and still dislike the blue whore for being an unprofessional liar, crazy I know

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>>48541446
Ignore the Kronii haters, we got raided last collab too. But you kind of understand the frustration. This would've fine if it was after a normal week, but last week we got 3 streams, of which 1 was ASMR. And Fauna said that she's going on a Vacation in a couple of weeks.

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>blame numbers
That's a kronie alright. Here to defend Kronii huh

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Tired of the current timeloop so I'd like to start a new one

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>>48543783
i didn't care or watch the other collab i only watch fauna. i wanted her POV

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>>48541147
>become fauna
god i wish that were me

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>>48543905
gifted memberships were a mistake

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Reminder, anyone who uses the term /inf/ are part of false flags ops by /hlgg/ or /#/.
That is all.

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>>48543905
Don't worry, that bunch of niggers have been doing the same in almost every Kronii stream in the last 2 weeks to get some clout and prove they're the "good ones"

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>>48544012
Have you tried using a forwarder for shipping? Surely that'd be cheaper than what you're dealing with now.

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>>48542057
>>48542214
>>48544012
Also shipping rates for Kronii sucks.

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>>48544012
Please go away

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>>48542586
I had 4 different images prepared in case there was a kronii collab, 3 in case of mumei, and 1 in case of all three. My autism extends to making the thread and hoping for a high quality thread. Hating any of the girls is far too mentally ill for me. You've been off the mark a couple times now, best to find a new boogieman

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I'm looking forward to the collab. Fauna is really cute and happy when she's with her friends and I like seeing her like that. ASMR is my favorite content and I think Kronii's soft voice is very soothing.

Only unfortunate part is that I'll probably have to watch the VOD because of the time. I'm also looking forward to the offcollab with Mumei to finish the Twilight series.

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>>48543919
well you missed out on a good collab. I usually don't like Kronii's content, but she was very cute that stream, they were flirting and having fun kicking zombies to death

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>>48544180
>offcollab with Mumei to finish the Twilight series
Is that happening? fr?

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>>48544012
only /inf/ calls it /∞/. The rest of /vt/ doesn't bother with the special character.

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>>48544187
>Fauna will never re-enact American History X on you with Kronii

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>>48543691
I don't watch ASMR streams but maybe I should start, damn

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>>48544012
>implying we care about finding that stupid symbol

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>>48544265
Well...they want to do it but no time frame given I think

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>>48544012
No, even in /inf/ they don't use that symbol unless they copied it from the OP.

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>>48544310
god i love my kirin mother so much bros

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What if this collab is with Gura instead? Will you hate it?

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I do not like Kronii, but her voice is fucking phenomenal. If she sticks to Fauna's script and that's the end of the collab it has the potential to be a great stream.

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>>48544286
>>48544577
>>48544475
>t. globalists

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>>48544733
It could be with literally any other Holo and I'd be fine

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>>48544733
I'd still be pissed that we lost 6-7 hours of kirin gaming for a 1 hour asmr collab.

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I get the feeling Fauna enjoys Kronii's company. So, I will endure.

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When the next minecraft collab happens, the castle and tree will go to war.

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>>48544932
Mori? Bae?

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>>48544749
I'm more worried about Fauna breaking script to start sloppily kissing Kronii because they accidentally bumped heads in the closet.

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>>48545174
I'm worried it won't happen.

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>>48544932
Disagree, could be Mori or Tempus.

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>>48545622
Mori takes her ASMR pretty seriously doesnt she? She's done a ton of them.

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>>48545104
Bae is tolerable.

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>>48545715
Good for her, still don't want her to collab with Fauna.

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>>48544733
I don't hate because it's with Kronii, I hate it because we missed out on full stream today

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list of who /uuu/ hates the most by descending order.
>Kronii
>Mori
>Bae

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>>48545839
I've only really seen one guy here who hates bae that I can remember

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>>48545174
It keeps me up at night, honestly.

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>>48545839
Jesus christ, you number losers really enjoy getting pointed and laughed at don't you; I see this exact same style post with the same girls in /HIRyS/ all the time.

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>>48545104
Yes, even if it isn't my cup of tea I know Fauna would have fun
And I know that's the case here but I loathe Kronii too much to see it that way
>>48545622
I said Holos, not faggots
I'd actually love a Mori and Fauna ASMR collab tbdesu

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>>48545715
So does Kronii actually, just gonna depend on whether they get carried away and start having too much fun

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>>48545174
shit tier ship. anyone with a semblance of class knows FauMei is the real deal

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>>48544993
She is very clearly friends with Kronii. She also pushes for council unity and I think she’s been wanting to bring back Kronii into it for a long time now.

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>>48545989
the /HiRyS/ list has Mori on top

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>>48545964
I hope so too cause /uuu/ is slow enough for one schizo to shit it up. But this thread was melting down after the first Mortuary Assistant collab.

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>>48546085
>bring back
She needs to put the effort

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>>48546074
white girl ships are boring. white girlxasian girl is the real dick drainer

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I will never understand this retardation

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I am excited for the collab

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>>48546248
But western asian girls are the whitest girls ever.

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>>48546247
Kronies culture. Please understand.

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>>48546033
Kronii takes ASMR seriously but she I still inexperienced and mostly experimenting.
I don't know how you can not get a raging boner thinking about mommy Fauna teaching Kronii how to properly verbally jack her viewers off.

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>>48546328
That one's on the saplings.

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>>48546247
as much as I dislike gifting and prechat, atleast in prechat chances are the one who receives it is atleast somewhat dedicated

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Do you think she'll rape Kronii in the closet like she did with Gura?

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>>48544733
i would take bae over kronii,

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>>48546347
>I don't know how you can not get a raging boner thinking about mommy Fauna teaching Kronii how to properly verbally jack her viewers off.
knowing how autistic fauna is about unintended noise, to avoid the rustling of clothes, they're totally naked.

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>>48546328
That's not a kronie but there were some kronies gifting

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>>48547010
If it's any consolation, we've wanted those Kronies to die for a while because they've been doing this shit for weeks (and one of them admitted he only started doing it because he wanted to spite her in choosing to making content member's only and is doing so with a cheap-ass currency to boot).

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>>48546074
Then why isn't Mumei visiting her? Besides, Faumei has always been the corpo larp ship, Krofau is 100% Fauna pushed.

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>>48546787
I now choose to believe this is 100% true and no one can convince me otherwise

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>>48546787
>Fauna verbally berating Kronii when she fuck up something and makes a weird sound

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>>48546771
>>48545728
>>48545839
>screeching noises over doomer monotonous voice
retards

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>>48543203
Become a serial killer?

[Anonymous No.]

Please excuse our discordfag retard Hidwid gifting a shitton of subs using Columbian Pesos. This has been going on for weeks now and it's making Kronii uncomfortable.

t. Kronie

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>>48547202
My rrat is that that Mumei is there/will be but she doesn't want to do the ASMR with all her coughing.

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>>48547502
Why is she uncomfortable over getting money lol retard

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>>48547502
>tourist posting
>mentioning discord
>mentioning yt chat
>mentioning gift memberships
>mentioning drama bullshit
I've never been to /inf/ but if this is an example of what kronies are like there, its no damn wonder the rest of the board fucking hates yall...

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>>48547694
Anon, the Colombian Peso is closer to ARS in terms of worth compared to USD, he's spending jackshit on her. She's getting bupkiss in terms of money, and all she's getting out of it is people who spend more time sucking off serial gifters like Hidwig than paying attention to her streams.

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>>48547694
Because he'll spam gift subs when the stream is about to end so Kronii will repeatedly thank him for gifting subs to make her stay longer. It's nothing but dicksucking and also this >>48547845

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>>48547502
Saplings are doing it too, so don't worry about it.

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>>48547845
Tf, does youtube not use proper conversion rates or

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>>48546328
Blame Kronii's mods and management for pushing it

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>>48547771
>yall
ironic

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>>48547976
Haven't you been here for the whole ARS red super arc, when people could proxy as Argentina to send $10 red superchats? It's effectively that but hidden.

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>>48542889
5+ hour stream of her tits close-up in her original outfit

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rrats on what happened yesterday?

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>>48548213
Emergency Kronii sex

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>>48548213
sex

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>>48547976
A orange supa in Colombia is worth only about $8 USD; plus gifting makes them seem like big spending because the currency the gifts are purchased with are hidden, he was just dumbass enough to supa using it before and actually admit he's being a fucking cheapskate about it.

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>>48548213
Something came up

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>>48548213
probably picked up Kronii, spent time with her and planned to stream with her, but this happened >>48548279

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>>48548288
With me.

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>>48548279
>>48548288
>>48548413
'ate kronii
'ate lesbians
Luv hot passionate faunii sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>48548561
>ate kronii
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna futa

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>>48548692
t. Kronie

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>>48544733
No, I don’t like Gura either.

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>>48548311
Yeah, my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

I would bet money the vast majority of the tribalfaggots in this thread are “Saprystocrats”

[Anonymous No.]

man.. why couldn't it have just been Mumei instead.. why does Kronii have to ruin everything she touches

[Anonymous No.]

Rabu

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>>48549060
Get out cancer

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>>48549089
We love IRyS here

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https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1653232848814628864

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>>48549060
Thinking about how they're going to rape Kronii

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>>48549060
My oshis.

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>>48549089

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>>48549179
IRyS’s only appeal is “does not collab with males”

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>>48549185

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>>48549247
Which makes her more appealing than your clock, who can't even check THAT box.

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>>48549247
>>48549368

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>>48549368
I’m a sapling, an actual sapling. Not a whore who bandwagons every EN that doesn’t collab with males.

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>>48549428
Three good girls
One rat
One old man's cock sleeve

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>>48549476
>an actual sapling
lol

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>>48549247
She appeals to my penis so that's good enough for me.

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>>48549179
Based. We love all CGDCT.

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>>48549486
Go back to /HIRyS/ cancer.

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>>48549247
>dumbest in CouncilRyS
>brattiest in CouncilRyS
>wants pregnancy correction
I love Fauna more but IRyS is sex incarnate

[Anonymous No.]

>>48549476
So what you're saying is that you haven't watched any of her streams
So where are you getting that opinion from?

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>>48549553
Soon as you go back to /Inf/ cuckeronii

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>>48548692
Sekkusu...

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is shit. Where is /cope/ when you need it?

[Anonymous No.]

>grow knee
Ew
had seen worse threads tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>48549599
What I’m saying is IRyS is boring and a retard. Basically the complete opposite of Fauna.

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>>48549685
/cope/ is dead

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>>48549486
yeah, mine

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>>48549685
The Sanalites died so nobody's around to bake it

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>>48549733
How did you get that opinion when you haven't watched her streams? Don't tell me you're a bandwagoner who just gets his opinions from bait threads

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>>48549733
>Basically the complete opposite of Fauna.
That's why they go great together.

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man people really love talking about who they hate instead of talking about fauna

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>>48549840
I have watched her streams. She is a boring bimbo who prattles on about keyboards and anime for 99% of her streams.

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>>48549930
It's been 72 hours without Fauna. Everyone is cranky and irritable.

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>>48549930
Kronii always brings the tards out. If it was Mumei instead this would be a normal thread

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>>48549733
>>48549840
>>48549967
why even bring up IRyS faggots?

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>>48549685
Happens to every thread when clock collabs.

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>>48549925
They have had one 1 on 1 collab that was completely carried by Fauna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550019
It's Kronies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550019
I’m rooting out the cgdct club cancer posters in /uuu/, aka the people that don’t actually like Fauna, they just like every girl that doesn’t collab with males.

[Anonymous No.]

https://poal.me/tipr1x
https://poal.me/tipr1x
https://poal.me/tipr1x

[Anonymous No.]

>>48549930
Kronii attracts retards, that's why

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550014
>unicucks shit up the thread
>”uhg this is Kronii’s fault”

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550066
what kronies you retarded faggots? i say it's rrat, wait it might be hooman, hell it might even be sanalites. which fanbases do you want to drag in your retarded war next?
>>48550159
what the fuck are you even talking about cuck? /cgdct/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550268
you stupid fuck i voted Kromei just for the lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550390
4D chess buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550286

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550268
Welp the results are uh interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550445
Holy cringe

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck happened here

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550459
what do you expect? that people love Kronii?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550459

>>48550438

[Anonymous No.]

>>48549060
practice collab doko

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550502
cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550390
Same. You can’t just give me a troll answer and expect me not to pick it.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't dislike Kronii but the draught of streams wasn't worth this off collab.
Either way, as long as she makes Fauna happy, I am happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550522
Honestly just from this thread alone I don't know what I was expecting.
>>48550534
Well that's all fine and good. But essentially we can just omit those results in good faith then I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550445
Cool, can you stop shitting up the thread?
You can do that whenever you want too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48545839
I’m just gonna say I don’t care if people hate on Kronii, but rat haters should be gassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550737
>draught of streams
chumkeks....

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550853
t. rat cuck
should have watch rat stream instead of shitposting here

[Anonymous No.]

>>48551073
I can do both.

[Anonymous No.]

/uuu/ is being more autistic than normal today.
I don't hate Kronii, just the kronies, easily the worse fan base I have seen in my entire life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550522
I expect the poll to not have a retarded title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48551073
Go back to /HIRyS/

[Anonymous No.]

>>48551120
Moom... your nipple...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48551323
Shhh, don’t tell the jannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>48551072
i switched from Gura to Fauna way back in 2022, don't why anyone would oshi her anymore

[Anonymous No.]

assuming saplings don't want to actually discuss this stream, i'd recommend you post your best Fauna lewds for the next hour cause this thread reeks of /#/ shitposting levels and I'm just tired

[Anonymous No.]

you gusy think fauna will try the BN collection? God, i'd go full gachikoi if I learned she liked them

[Anonymous No.]

Seems SEA people woke up early today

[Anonymous No.]

>>48549579
>wants pregnancy correction
God I want this to be true, clip?

[Anonymous No.]

My goodness, I hope to god Fauna doesn’t actually read our threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48551187
chumbuds go schizo from concernfagging, kronies go schizo from i don't even know what, it's really weird and feels like a psyop every time i'm in there

[Anonymous No.]

>krofau asmr
i'm gonna nut

[Anonymous No.]

>>48551323
Don't know how I never noticed this detail until now and now I'm wondering if the guy have nude versions that I haven't seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>48550738
>Honestly just from this thread alone I don't know what I was expecting.
It's just antis trying to start shit. notice they're swapping from hating on kronii to irys to bae to try and trigger those fanbases to attack each other. people just need to learn to ignore them, when they get no replies they get bored.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like prechat is not better than here thanks to the Kronies, Jesus, why are those guys like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48551788
He does have nude versions he just won't share them

[Anonymous No.]

>>48551813
I wish it were just trolls, but unfortunately I genuinely think we have a bunch of assholes in our fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48551961
apparently Bae is sending the brats in there too. good lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48551813
Yea you're right, maybe things will calm the fuck down once the stream starts in 15 mins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48552097
Well I mean if anything that’ll probably improve the situation. Brats are chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48552186
i know it's just funny. over 5k waiting now lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>48552241 (me)
spoke too soon gonna hit 7k

[Anonymous No.]

>>48551961
Oh are they doing their stupid fucking gift spam shit again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48552024
This is bad for my dick

[Anonymous No.]

may whatever god exists in this world have no mercy for you

[Anonymous No.]

>le ebin fanbase war
I will forever dislike Kronii and the other retards for bringing these fucks into the audience, as much as I'd hate for Fauna to be upset, Hololive would only benefit from graduating them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48552186
Anything is better than kronies being thirsty, not even the schizo saplings of prechat could shut them

[Anonymous No.]

No mumei

[Anonymous No.]

>>48552241
>>48552313
This is /uuu/ not /uuu2/

[Anonymous No.]

Alexander Babski i trust you will do the right thing

[Anonymous No.]

Will there be some slaps for old times sake, or will it be completely professional from the start?

[Anonymous No.]

Well I for one am gonna enjoy this stream. I can’t usually catch Fauna at her normal hours due to school so this is a treat for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48552573
I have something in mind, but i'm watching Irys instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48552437
Faumei sisters... not like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48552454
Same crowd

[Anonymous No.]

>>48552437
>No coughing directly into my ear
how am I supposed to cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48552674
i believe in you my man

[Anonymous No.]

>>48552437
She's going to rape one and kill the other after stream. Unsure which is which.

[Anonymous No.]

Moom will appear as a surprise

[Anonymous No.]

can we stop all the drama? I just wanted a chill asmr stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>48552734
Don't care, go back to your containment thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48552998
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48552998
I wish brother, I wish...

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys really hate Kronii? I didn't expect you to hate Kronii when Fauna is always talking about her, I thought you guys were nicer

[Anonymous No.]

do kronies exist anymore?
I can not believe you'd be legitimately supporting an ungrateful fuck like her unless you're mentally ill like
>48552838

[Anonymous No.]

>asmr hasn't even started
>/uuu/ at 300 posts
what the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553180
Were NICER, that doesnt mean were NICE. If you think THIS is bad, go talk about Kronii in literally any other thread that isnt /inf/

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553306
Kronii happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553306
clock womans presence triggered the retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553306
Angry unicorn tourists

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553306
/#/ fags unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553180
most of us are chill clock bro, idk what's going on with the rest of the saplings, they just miss fauna

[Anonymous No.]

love this (not so) punctual kirin

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553306
Kronii collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553349
Or /MANS/.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urMWdWlzDCw
fauna live

[Anonymous No.]

>1 minute late

Alright I’m a Kronii anti now

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Fuana is doing some last minute Kronii rape and won't even turn on her mic.

[Anonymous No.]

muted because they're still cleaning up after their vicious scissoring session

[Anonymous No.]

that switch scared me holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii already not taking this seriously

[Anonymous No.]

I hate kronii so much

[Anonymous No.]

SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX

[Anonymous No.]

kidnip yandare kirin is here

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553412
unironically using the word unicorn
please hang yourself kronie

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god they can see all my lewd thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

i have a big head

[Anonymous No.]

There is no fucking way this shit is triggering ASMR in anybody.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh good, Kronii isn't taking this seriously. I'm glad she'll use her irony poisoned mind to keep making jokes to offset how uncomfortable it would make her to do something seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS MOMMY SO MEAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553748
okay unicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>kronii is in this collab

am i allowed to enjoy this bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553826
no. you must seethe

[Anonymous No.]

Ah good at least they're revealing this is gonna be shit right at the start, thanks for wasting a stream Kronii. Fauna will private an entire ASMR if her knee bumps the mic but this piece of shit will stay up for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

you're still being fags, i'm out

[Anonymous No.]

They're so cute together

[Anonymous No.]

>theyre each staying on opposite sides of the mic so I can simply take out the headphone side with kronii
as close to perfect as we can get, all things considered

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553781
Fauna can narrate my colonoscopy and it will trigger for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553826
If you like her brand of "humor" sure. Personally I'm disappointed because I listen to Fauna ASMR to relax, and this clearly won't be that.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone wanna place bets that this wont be archived?

[Anonymous No.]

Snail hair ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

I don’t know about you homos but I am horny as all fuck right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553914
How did you expect an offcollab to be that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553826
viewer reflects streamer truly, fauna needs others to reaffirm her enjoyment of things and it seems some saplings are the same

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't get the satisfaction from hitting the "Not interested" button because this isn't Kronii's channel
>thread is basically /#/ and /inf/ combined

damn i don't care how hot this is, this is the worst timeline

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553914
yeah, i'm not a kroni anti at all but this wasn't what I was looking forward to :/

[Anonymous No.]

Saplings how did Fauna know how to ban me before hand.

[Anonymous No.]

wouldn't it be funny if they both tried kissing the same ear and they inadvertently smooched each other but they kind of liked it? haha... unless..?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553966
well if they were a a bit more serious with it, this could easily be one of her best ASMR streams yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554025
you're too based

[Anonymous No.]

i cant wait for the part where they start giving a double paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder what headphones fauna has....

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554035
They obviously did not have an actual plan or script.
Just enjoy it as a slight ASMRy offcollab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554025
because the girls warned her about you behind the scenes, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554025
filtered by the spam system

[Anonymous No.]

This is like the most innuendo-filled stream ever. Which is saying something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553966
I mean I'll forgive it if they do a nude heartbeat ASMR like Marine and Noel did. Marine was giggling the whole time but she gave it her all. Somehow I doubt Kronii will do that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>those giggles
Ok it's worth it already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553963
I was hating this before but now that I'm imagining it in the context of playful pre-sex chatter it's kino

[Anonymous No.]

Both, at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48553999
don't act like you're above shitholes like /#/, you're on the opposite side of the same worthless coin because of that first statement, sounds like a (You) problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554025
How did the others not do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>Fauna laughing causing Kronii to laugh

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna did cosplay?

[Anonymous No.]

What is the intended purpose of these ASMR streams?

[Anonymous No.]

fauna cosplay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554155
Kronii has done heartbeat ASMR.

[Anonymous No.]

she sounds so cute today

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554196
>pre-sex
>pre
it's also post

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554196
...I'm really hard now

[Anonymous No.]

I am not bald Fauna, I have a beautiful lion's mane.
Oh boy were going violent oof

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554266
Uhhhhhhh... good question. At this point its just a themed chatting stream that kinda let my hopes down

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554299
And it was very cute and hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554299
Noel and Marine stripped down naked and sandwiched the microphone between their breasts, areola to areola, so we could hear their heartbeats at the same time. If Kronii and Fauna do this I will kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554383
>stripped down naked
source

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554383
Marine probably slipped her ecstasy beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554434
>schizo rrat brains

[Anonymous No.]

clean my fucking ears kronii

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554266
Simulated intimacy with cute girl(s). Imagine you're in bed and getting ready to sleep, but she's whispering sweet nothings to you.

Or, if you don't like how that sounds, then imagine it as being like a massage or getting a haircut. You just relax and try to fall asleep with the tingly sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

They're having way too much fun lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554266
This ain't for me that's for sure. They sound cute and are having fun at least.

[Anonymous No.]

wow you can tell they're pretty good friends

[Anonymous No.]

I thought I'd sneak peek it before vod watching but my left earbud doesn't work so I can't even hear Fauna properly....
Double excruciating pain >>48554258

[Anonymous No.]

aside from sleeping, what do you guys do while listening to Faunas asmr? I play STALKER sometimes, and her voice calms me down whenever I get my ass fucked in game

[Anonymous No.]

They're gonna get into the roleplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554434
the entirety of his anus

[Anonymous No.]

this is my fetish...

[Anonymous No.]

>desensitized to asmr
is asmr really porn after all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554266
>What is the intended purpose of these ASMR streams?
Put on headphones or earphones and find out!

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf even is this called? 3rd person GFE?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be bullied by two pretty girls on each side of you

[Anonymous No.]

This started off bad but as soon as I accepted it as just a vaguely ASMR-themed off collab it's actually kinda comfy. Fauna is obviously so happy. I love her so goddamn much that I'll put up with anything for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554299
heart monitors don't count. when did she put her chest to the mic?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't watch Kronii, is she always this offputting?

[Anonymous No.]

WHO DO I LISTEN TO

[Anonymous No.]

damn this is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554571
How the fuck is this GFE in any form?
you retards throw buzzwords around like nothing

[Anonymous No.]

You know what? I love this dynamic. This is actually a lot of fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554434
https://youtu.be/Mnmp3qKqYfw
https://youtu.be/nzdgZ48GYvc
https://youtu.be/p8zmgyEiw0U

They've done it multiple times newfag, Noel usually strips to her skivvies anyways because the room/box gets hot and she's a legit sound autist and you get better sound without clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

sweet fauna and ice queen kronii, what a combo

[Anonymous No.]

Does Fauna own ANYTHING that's not covered in lotion?

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you so much fauna for making this happen, this is golden

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554589
She only does it for members, she's done it twice tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554571
Your girlfriend Fauna brought her friend over and wants to get into a threesome but she is resisting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554516
I legit play it while jacking off to porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554652
it's love triangle gfe

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii has a nice ASMR voice.

[Anonymous No.]

fauna giggles are making my night

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554461
>>48554531
How fucking new.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus these Fauna giggles..
Clock woman I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554589
Right here Ivan.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Kronii but my god her voice is pure SEX. She's being hard carried by her voice and model.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554725
>Kronii has a nice ASMR voice.
I'm shocked she hasn't done it sooner

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Fauna sound so different and sexier today?

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii is getting the good giggles from fauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554824
You know why

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554516
when watching live I just listen and chat but I do sometimes listen to her asmr when browsing this site, I had a phase where I would listen to her asmr and play yugioh master duel, sometimes for hours with the asmr looped or in a playlist but I stopped playing it so

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554810
She has, she just doesn't know how to do it and her ASMR streams so far were unscripted and just experimenting

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554810
This is her 7th ASMR stream, you might count some of her late night twitter spaces as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554859
fauna got her pussy eaten?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554859
No, but seriously did she change the settings on it or something? the last one sounded like her usual voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554954
They had sex, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck when Fauna started blowing I felt my eyes involuntarily cross.

[Anonymous No.]

the ear blowing was top lewd holy

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like he got through, thanks for bringing your schizos to us Kronii

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555006
who was on top? We have to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554688
>Member Stream
Very well, I will concede for now and investigate at a later time. Enjoy tonight's stream.

[Anonymous No.]

stop laughing man

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck's sake not her too, at least it wasn't cringe like Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I need to go through this stream after and clip out all the laughing and stuff. So many little pockets of good ASMR then its just cut off. Glad Fauna is having fun though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555044
He's been sending inconsequential shit to a lot of EN girls lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555044
That guy wasn't even a kronie to begin with...

[Anonymous No.]

STRANGER ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555047
Whoever makes the other laugh is the one who tops.
- Ghandi or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555047
sideways 69

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555044
oddly romantic

[Anonymous No.]

*those giggles*
Kronii I kneel!! If all your contribution to hololive is making Fauna and Mumei horny then you're good to be around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554810
She has a nice voice, just also finds being a girlfriend to be weird (outright said her bloodline would die with her last stream) and also anhedonic because dat SOUL-CRUSHING DEPRESSION.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554516
I usually play my gacha games before thinking of what to comment

[Anonymous No.]

I just don't know how to feel.
At least they're having fun with this.
I got a couple of triggers so far, but the giggles are too contagious.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know why any of you expected this to be serious ASMR and that they wouldn't be laughing and messing around

[Anonymous No.]

I will not take my meds
Anime girls are aliens
I want to be abducted

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555174
Jp girls have done ASMR collabs and taken it seriously

[Anonymous No.]

Kroni, STOP. I can only get so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555111
so what is he? im sure you know this somehow...
surely you're a sapling and not a kekaronie

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like Kronii is just barely stopping herself from calling me a slut

[Anonymous No.]

i can feel fauna cringing trying to explain something weird you're interested in

[Anonymous No.]

I am actually rock hard right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555174
I'm conflicted because this is some of the most kino unfiltered banter we've gotten with Fauna but at the same time this is the worst ASMR I've ever listened to

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555304
I dunno what he is, he only came after the drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555174
I knew it was gonna be silly but this is on another level of silly.
This is fine, not good for sleep, but it's very entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii is a Service Top. She tops but is actually the passive girl.
Mumei and Fauna are power bottoms, they are bottom but they are dominating the entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555334
How? I'm just laughing and smiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>48554810
She has, but she mainly fools around and has a lot of fun shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>they're both gripping my head

im diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555320
i can just imagine fauna peppering my cock with kisses whil she does this

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555395
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555483
Yeah okay faggot go talk about in /inf/

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy more violence

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555395
Fauna is a switch

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555343
For people who don't like asmr like me, is just a funny sully stream

[Anonymous No.]

nice cork, fauna

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if Kronii and Fauna had sex but completely unironically. Fauna is bi and Kronii would be up to try new this. Like they ACTUALLY have sex, not as a joke but real ass sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>co*k
holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>they both have short nails
Yeah they banged

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555554
Yea, Fauna is pretty flexible.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh I love tapping
This is so fucking good right now

[Anonymous No.]

oh my goodness, that's more like it. Love the fast asmr tapping style, if it's too slow and quiet I start losing interest

[Anonymous No.]

> Fauna trimmed her nails
> Kronii trimmed her nails
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that fauna cut her nails to fingerbang kronii during that off collab where they shared a bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555682
i don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555686
yeah, with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555682
women who have sex with other women

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555581
Which one has the bigger futa schlong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555722
Lesbians need to cut their nails to finger each other

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii getting into Fauna's box!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555722
lesbians cut their nails (or the nails on their index and middle finger) so they can finger their partners without hurting them

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii found the dildos

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being a Yurifag, kek

[Anonymous No.]

>now I'm worried, do I have anything weird down there...?
ACTIVATED

[Anonymous No.]

i want to go down fauna's box

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii please don't expose the fact Fauna has huge dildos in her box

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555686
Mumei can't stop getting cucked...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555572
I listened to it a bit and it made me feel sick. wtf?

[Anonymous No.]

This fucking audio and innuendos
Dear god.

[Anonymous No.]

flustered fauna is hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555873
Mumei likes to watch, its fine

[Anonymous No.]

She just found Fauna's rape-kit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555825
name one bad thing about yuri, motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555972
too far

[Anonymous No.]

please do it Fauna

[Anonymous No.]

DONT TOUCH THE NEEDLE KRONII

[Anonymous No.]

>syringe
jesas

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555982
Its Gay
Girls can't love (girls)

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna's deepest darkest secrets...

[Anonymous No.]

i'm going to look up fauna kronii yuri art now thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555982
you're getting cucked by a woman kek, simple as, watching in the corner like a good little cuck, It's funny how you fags pretend to be any different than regular cucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>48556168
Just self insert you COWARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>48556053
FAUNA FUCKED WATSON
FAUNA FUCKED WATSON
FAUNA FUCKED WATSON
FAUNA FUCKED WATSON

[Anonymous No.]

Holy jesus
They're gonna fuck after the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>48556237
After?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48556168
It's not possible to be cucked by a woman. Only by another man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48556103
Incorrect. God is 100% fine with yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48556168
>being threatened by a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>48556267
this is def a post coitis asmr stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>48556237
yeah, with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>48556168
gayest poster in /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>keeping earwax
Faufau?

[Anonymous No.]

>put it in a jar
wtf are you the lady who cut my hair when I was a kid

[Anonymous No.]

did they have a couple drinks beforehand? fauna's going in rn lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>48556201
oh you mean like >>48555581 ?
you're a fag

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna's collecting my ears and earwax lets goooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>48555972
Implying Fauna was raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48556267
Well yea they did some playful innocent stuff.
But after Kronii being exposed to the box of dark secrets, it's gonna be the raunchiest, sweatiest lesbo sex imaginable.

[Anonymous No.]

>everything
Including the dick

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>>48556432
no she's in the SVU

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>>48556405
huh?
Actually dont get it sorry

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>>48556432
It was Gura that was raped

[Anonymous No.]

yeah, my dick

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>>48556403
Fauna has just always been unironically horny for Kronii, and now they're finally alone without the owl

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>>48556432
she does all the raping, and you're next!

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>>48556393
Don't tell me you've never kept a big hunk to admire for a while

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT IS IN THE BOX

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT’S IN THE BOOOOX?!

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>fauna can wipe your memories
new lore

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii is the type of girl would laugh how small your dick is
And Fauna is the type of girl would comfort you

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>>48556487
Plot twist the owl is watching it unfold live while listening to the stream

[Anonymous No.]

holy FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Mommy's acting funnyyy UUUU
I'm scaredddd

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>>48556586
This anon has a small dick, everyone laugh

[Anonymous No.]

JEZAS

[Anonymous No.]

THEYRE GOING TO FUCK

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HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED

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WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT

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>>48556586
Kronii doesn't like dick
Fauna would comfort you but still laugh

[Anonymous No.]

what the heck

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>>48556586
Fauna is the kind of girl who promises she can make your micro dick bigger...

[Anonymous No.]

ok, they're not even hiding it

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>>48556616
As expected of sapling-femboys

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>"Oh, I use those ether rags and zip ties and ball gags for ASMR Kronii. You can trust me. :D"

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>Something happened
>What happened?
>You know what
>You should clean that
>that's what the paper towels are for
JESUS

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>>48556587
The owl is actually at home, alone, and probably too burned out to listen to this. sucks for her!

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This is too lewd, bros.

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I'll say it. I need them to kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna is unhinged this stream

[Anonymous No.]

Why does every nose that Kronii makes sounds extremely erotic?

[Anonymous No.]

>Anything could happen
>Something did happen
Talking about cleaning up after

[Anonymous No.]

YES I WANNA WATCH I WANNA WATCH
faggotry is so hoooott FUCK

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>>48556586
why would you even think about this unless you have one

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>>48556735
God I love her

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>>48556586
And if you were packing heat, Fauna would still call it cute
Kronii would outright give out a scared "oh fuck" once you started to grow

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Mommy's gonna scissor the fuck out of Kronii and she'll never collab with the h*mos again

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna. You need to bang the Tempus colabs outta Kronii

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>>48556695
She's just gonna have to listen after and try and convince them to do a 3 way off collab.
Although Im not sure we can handle it

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>>48556821
rape correction?

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>what's the magic word?
>.....boros
holy fuck they're gay

[Anonymous No.]

The box probably held sexual lubricant. Its not an uncommon ASMR tool for triggers and ear massages. FallenShadow is a recent example, she used it in her last ASMR stream.

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>>48556728
That's for the shower after, they're sweating buckets in this closet.

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>>48556930
>or else
idiot

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>>48556930
didn't she say "or else"?

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>>48556930
God, you really DO need to clean out those ears.....

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii touched her Kalimba that's hot

[Anonymous No.]

Oh nonono Vesper???
YABADABADON'T FOR YOU BUDDY
get fucked homo

[Anonymous No.]

fauna is so sweet and genuine

[Anonymous No.]

fauna is cucking us and it's kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii's panties are soaked hearing mommy's kalimba proficiency

[Anonymous No.]

>we can't play Yoshi's Island, that's copyrighted
>proceeds to play another copyrighted song

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Im just glad fauna is here and shes happy

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>>48557005
UOHHH INDIRECT HAND HOLDING

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>>48557119
>panties

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>>48557119
Yeah, soaked with piss

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>>48556930
Knell before your god Babylon.

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They are currently kissing while Fauna plays the kalimba.

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>>48557131
Jewtendo = no
95% of JP songs = ok
not a difficult concept

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>>48557199
That's kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

She wants a lyre omg

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>>48557207
>pre-recording a kalimba song so they can have a smooch-break
my oshi is so smart

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>>48557224
>>48557131
Nintendo is okay with anything, but you need to give a 24 hour heads up before the stream.
If Fauna got perms head of time, she could have played it.

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How did this transform from cursed to wholesome in 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

fauna or kronii's hot buns?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't take it Fauna cuteness is tearing me apart

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>>48557482
are we talking the front or the back?

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>hard cut at 1 hour again
Fauna please

[Anonymous No.]

ON THE HOUR

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>>48557584
fauna is very punctual

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna really wants to die with Kronii...

[Anonymous No.]

Me,I'm kronii btw, I was in her closet

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she lovers suicide so much?

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna is never going over her one hour limit

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>>48557633
Tits or GTFO

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>stream ending at exactly 1 hour

I blame Bae

[Anonymous No.]

lol

[Anonymous No.]

kronii's voice is kinda sexy
shame it belongs to kronii

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she love lovers suicide so much?

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>>48557650
Good question....

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>>48557650
Don't knock it until you've tried it

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It's over.
Too soon dammit I wish this was at least another 30 mins.
But all in all lots of good times were had by all.
And now they're preparing for a hot and heavy fuck session.

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WHAT WAS IN THE BOX I NEED TO KNOW

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>>48557650
It's romantic, just look at Romeo and Juliet

[Anonymous No.]

>fruits basket and chill

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>>48557649
She actually went over with her kalimba ASMR, was surprising

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>Kronii extending the stream past exactly 1 hour
Is Fauna going to be okay?

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>>48557768
Extra Large Horse Dildo

[Anonymous No.]

they are going to have sex right now

[Anonymous No.]

>marathoning Fruits Basket
GAY

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>>48557718
They're going to fuck again after this stupid

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>>48556296
Tell that to Ross

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>>48557768
vibrator and a dildo probably

[Anonymous No.]

my Oshi likes to watch, so i'm fine today.

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>>48557784
She did it to make up for the stream starting one minute late

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>>48557768
Evidence that could lead to Hilary Clinton's arrest.

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I’ve never actually seen Fruits basket so that would be a fun watch a long.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Fauna play up the horniness this stream or was it just me?

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>>48557806
Low blow man, leave him alone. He had it rough

[Anonymous No.]

They're gonna have sex aren't they?

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>>48557820
wrong thread, hooman

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>>48557961
She loves getting Kronii to laugh

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>>48557843
watch the 2019 version, its a good series for the most part but it gets kinda boring towards the end

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>>48558019
yeah, with me

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>>48557961
no, she 100% did

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>>48557961
Fauna loves to play up for shippers

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>>48558019
When she said Fruits Basket, the basket is her hand, and the fruits are Kronii's boobs

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM. WAS THE IT WORTH IT?

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>>48558094
for a monday stream? hell no
better than nothing? maybe

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>>48558094
yeah i listened to it while working, pretty fun to have a silly distraction playing in the background, 8/10

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>>48558094
it made for good background noise while i was playing the new zelda so yeah

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>>48558019
Yes and Mumei is watching

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>>48558094
Fauna best ASMR streams are with Kronii, period

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>>48558094
Better than nothing so I guess

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>>48558094
I don't think I've ever seen her giggle more in one stream, so 100% worth it.

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>>48558184
We are the same

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>>48558094
Absolutely. Those were some of the best giggles I ever heard.

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>>48558094
fun little shitpost, nice that she's having fun.
shipfags can kill themselves though

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>>48557731
Basically everything about Kronii is sexy apart from her personality being 'a more-depressed Shinji'.

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>>48558094
i was a doomer but and off collab hater but that was good.

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>>48558258
im liking it so far, havent made it off the sky islands yet though. i preordered a copy but couldnt wait longer

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>>48558094
Got a few triggers outta of it and had way too many laughs.
All in all 10/10 will listen to while playing serious games.

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>>48558094
10/10

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>>48558094
If it had replaced just Bioshock yes, but not also Minecraft Monday/10

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>>48557650
what does he mean by that

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>>48558094
Not really, minecraft streams last for longer than an hour and we get more fauna

[Anonymous No.]

now karaoke pls

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>>48558575
yeah, but Fauna has never been happier before

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>>48558369
I just finished the 3rd shrine, gotta go out for a bit now though. Ultrahand is really fun

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>>48558805
i just finished the fuse one. i may stop after the third one though, playing via emulation is kind of disorienting

[Anonymous No.]

>Kronii found the cowkini in the box

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>>48558854
oh yeah I'm on my switch, emulation is annoying

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>>48558369
>>48558258
>>48558805
is it more than just BotW re-skinned? i'm a poor third worlder so I need to watch how much I spent with gayming, it can get crazy expensive

[Anonymous No.]

got a downvote kek i'm not even a top commenter or prechater or whatever. not going to rewrite tho. good night saps

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>>48558803
fauna might be happy but not anon, I agree with him tho

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>>48558803
She hates us...

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>>48558094
I didn't watch it but no

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>>48557605
Kronii makes everyone long for death.

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>>48558962
the new powers alone make things really interesting, the skeleton or the game is mostly the same, but the new tools add a lot even just starting out. the trailer suggested there may be actual dungeons, or at least interesting bosses in this one

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>>48558921
>Kronii is brown
no...

[Anonymous No.]

why do I feel like I just got NTRed

[Anonymous No.]

Kiss Fauna on the lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>48559339
i don't know how to kiss desu

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>>48559440
Most sexually experienced sapling

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>>48559336
Because you were. Fauna likes Kronii more than she likes you. You will never make her giggle as hard as Kronii can.

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>>48559336
Because you were. Youre on a blue board with a bunch of cucks and your oshi is sharing a blanket on the couch watching anime with another woman

[Anonymous No.]

man wtf I can't even avoid zelda spoilers in /uuu/

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>>48559548
oh shut up you baby, nothing was spoiled

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>>48559336
are you the same dude who was complaining about the ministry club?