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I'm Married to Lucy Edition

>What is /lig/?
/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.

>Why /lig/?
Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.

>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

Numbers for 4/24:
1: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (7,033)
2: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (5,166)
3: https://twitch.tv/Yuzu (2,808)
4: https://twitch.tv/anny (2,454)
5: https://twitch.tv/BuffPup (2,179)
6: https://twitch.tv/Vienna (1,895)
7: https://twitch.tv/Rainhoe (1,834)
8: https://twitch.tv/onigirien (1,731)
9: https://twitch.tv/OkCode (1,402)
10: https://twitch.tv/SquChan (1,258)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/vo_ine (11,482) *Korean
2: https://twitch.tv/lilpaaaaaa (10,338) *Korean
3: https://twitch.tv/gosegugosegu (6,016) *Korean

>Twitch Clips Guide
https://pastelink.net/34vd5

>VOD Archival Guide
https://pastebin.com/1i8hF902

>Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX)
https://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA

>Tiermaker
https://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--unofficial-version-551-maker-maker-embed-tier-list--15161259

>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)
https://www.canva.com/design/DAE-XgWodVg/ofLz4QC1yPPQ4T6TTAE0fw/edit?utm_content=DAE-XgWodVg

>Upcoming Birthdays:
April 27th - Peach Milky
May 4th - Dya Rikku
May 13th - Nimu
May 17th - Grimmi

>Official /lig/ booru
https://booru.plus/+largeindiesglobal

>Ducks
(embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) https://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Thread music
https://youtu.be/0qxdwfxbONM

Other useful threads:
>>>/vt//wvt/
>>>/vt//uoh/
>>>/vt//hag/
>>>/vt//asp/
>>>/vt//corpo/
>>>/vt//indie/
>>>/vt//vsj+/
>>>/vt//vrt/
>>>/vt//swarm/

Previous Thread >>48075741

>> No.48085422

Lucy is cheating on you with (me).

>> No.48085470
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How do you measure up?

>> No.48085480
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God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>> No.48085491

Imagine when the priest says you may kiss the bride and Lucy leans over and kisses the tip of your dick. I'd be so embarrassed.

>> No.48085507

I hope Lucy can forgive me for fapping to her old model more than her new model.

>> No.48085521

>>48085470
I haven't measured my dick since middle school so I'm probably tiny

>> No.48085540
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Layna CUTE :)

>> No.48085545
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I'm cheating on lucy with sally

>> No.48085555

>>48085491
But that's where I put the ring....

>> No.48085598

>>48085521
you should send it to lucy

>> No.48085599
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48085599

good afternoon I love my oshi!
no strem today but today is the first day she's using her new clips and bits channel she wants to make weekly uploads to!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHFcYZuCI3A

>> No.48085610

filian is based

>> No.48085615

>>48085555
does she shove her finger down your cock to wear it at the end?

>> No.48085659

>>48085599
it's a shame your oshi associates with sh*ndo.

>> No.48085680

>>48085615
Dumbass that's my wedding ring

Hers is pierced into her nipple

>> No.48085708

>>48085365
I had a dream tonight. You know that song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ6WGN8WH3Y
I had a dream where /lig/ vtubers did a record breaking collab for non-big corpo vtubers, and everyone was there, and everyone took their turn singing. I especially remember that Neg was in the MJ part. I wonder if it would be possible to get together the biggest /lig/ collab ever? Make it 24 hours, for chairty, and boom, everyone gets to be in it, everyone gets a small boost from all the fandoms being at the same place.

>> No.48085713

Vienna streaming her sponsorship at 7pm est, and will lay leugue before that at around 3 or 4 pm.

Lucy is my only streamer today. And it's, still 90 minutes

>> No.48085719
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>> No.48085728

>>48085555
>priest asks for the ring
>your erection bursts from your pants
>the ring is neatly around the head
>lucy gives your cock a lingering kiss before taking it in her mouth
>lucy reveals the ring on her tongue before you take it and put it on her finger

>> No.48085741

>>48085708
What a sweet idea

Take your meds

>> No.48085756
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48085756

Can you clowns calm your tits for one minute, I'm trying to cum here.

>> No.48085772

https://twitter.com/KikiPadlock/status/1634987048733122560
I'm not sure who this is but the audio reminds me of Grimmi for some reason

>> No.48085776

>>48085728
This nigga has never heard of a cock ring

She'd deepthroat me to put the ring from my head to my base

>> No.48085785
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I LOVE VEENER

>> No.48085787
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RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 43 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIA SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

>> No.48085796

>>48085470
im only lollipop :(

>> No.48085803
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Sei stolz, Deutscher sei stolz

>> No.48085849

filian is based

>> No.48085861

>>48085796
HRT soon, sis

>> No.48085866
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>>48085470
Snuffyposters... What happened to you guys?

>> No.48085886

>>48085776
You must have a thin cock

>> No.48085905

>>48085886
This nigga genuinely has never heard of a cock ring

They make them for all sizes

>> No.48085978

>>48085905
It's a wedding ring nimrod. You got a ring made for a finger at the base of your cock.

>> No.48085996

>>48085708
That's actually possible. Despite the girls all being in their own groups, there is quite a lot of crossover between individual members. You can literally draw a sort of a family tree on who from /lig/ and /wvt/ know each other, and pretty much everyone would be somehow connected.

>> No.48086041

>>48085978
So get a size 155 ring high purity to avoid irritation during sex, what's the problem?

>> No.48086042
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I'm not usually watching Twitch at this hour. Who is there to watch? I know you /lig/gas don't watch Camila, AiCandii, and Buffpup.

>> No.48086054
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>> No.48086069
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womp womp

>> No.48086130

>>48085772
Flip corpo brat

>> No.48086173

>>48086130
Every Filipino seems to like loli

>> No.48086174

>>48086054
hey mr. screenshot skinwalker anon can you post pictures of koko pretty please? she is my oshi thank you in advance

>> No.48086197

>>48085772
that's the cunny holding a certain boat afloat

>> No.48086220

>>48086042
i watch buff, but she's whore adjacent so she mostly reacts.

>> No.48086242
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>>48086042
you can watch katie shred
https://www.twitch.tv/obkatiekat

>> No.48086261
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>>48085470
it's over

>> No.48086269
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I love Lucy!!

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>>48085470

>> No.48086314
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48086314

>/lig/
lig my NUTS LMAO

>> No.48086363
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>>48086269
Then why did you post a post tail consumption raging deviljo, a monster hunter fan favorite that can only be understood by batatvideogames, who is still banned from twitch for racism against whites?

>> No.48086381

>50 minutes between posts in a 10k user discord
Its over

>> No.48086388

>>48086314
Ojou please step on me!

>> No.48086391

>>48086314
>white hair
>bells
is this filian

>> No.48086414

>>48086173
Makes sense considering how short they are, Purin and Virgil also comes to mind and they’re both brats.

>> No.48086426

>>48086314
Thanks for posting a whore at least, we love them here

>> No.48086446

>>48086381
whos?

>> No.48086454

>>48086314
Last stream when?

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Everything in this, even the title and stream idea

>> No.48086525
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>> No.48086529

>>48086446
>>48086381
Saruei? lmao

>> No.48086539

explain why lucy is so sex

>> No.48086576

>>48086510
I know it smell crazy in there

>> No.48086593

>>48085796
>>48086261
>>48086304
Stop lying about having a big dick on the internet

>> No.48086610

>>48086539
doesn't even need an explanation, just look at her

>> No.48086616

>>48086593
>big dick
looks pretty normal to me

>> No.48086632
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48086632

Sayu LOVE!

>> No.48086648

>>48086525
jets' rigging is so good

>> No.48086650
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>>48086593
>17cm
>big

>> No.48086654

>>48086616
Average is 14cm

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>>48086510
Who the fuck even watches this garbage

>> No.48086691

https://www.twitch.tv/directory/all/tags/koreankusogaki

>> No.48086705

>>48086593
anon i....

>> No.48086708

>>48086510
what does this mean

>> No.48086718

>>48086678
Retards, like bat.

>> No.48086728

>>48085470
>fat
Literally no point

>> No.48086730

>>48086510
She's so cucked by an AI it turns me on

>> No.48086759

>>48086529
And she is on the other thread trying to convince me that I'm not losing anything if I get banned. she's right, she is the one losing.

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wife_dm_!

>> No.48086791

>>48086510
Why was she banned?

>> No.48086804

>>48086708
She's leeching harder than dirt woman

>> No.48086824

>>48086718
She might be retarded, but she has higher standards than that

>> No.48086860

>>48086650
>>48086705

>>48086654

>> No.48086919
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48086919

Chapipi got huge tits and now she's a successful vtuber

>> No.48086953

>>48086919
Love huge titties to be honest, the heavier the better

>> No.48086972

What happened to all the posts about Saruei? I remember the threads being flooded with them.

>> No.48086994

Saruei!

>> No.48086996

>you can like whatever you want if it's a cartoon, I don't give a shit.
this is want I wanted to hear from hina.

>> No.48086995

>>48086919
nice tits, who is she?

>> No.48086997

>>48086791
Someone donated 10k bits with the message being "you get another 10k, if you timeout Camila for 24h"

>> No.48086998

>>48086972
Who?

>> No.48087027

>>48085365
As much as Lucy is appealing to the coomer-audience I can only imagine her being extremely prude if she actually ended up in a real serious sexual situation. How she would become flustered to the point of almost fainting as she is about to lose her virginity.

>> No.48087028

>>48086919
Is this that one from Cyberlive?

>> No.48087041

>>48086972
Good morning poster is the last survivor of the gosling suicide. He still oats every day.

>> No.48087046

>>48086995
https://www.twitch.tv/daph

>>48087028
No that was a joke

>> No.48087078

>>48086042
All of the usual people for this timeslot are on vacation or preparing for redebut. Olivia and Milky are my go-tos

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Finally home, time to watch the Alice vod

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>>48085365
I snuck out to the bathroom at work to blow a load to this image...again.

>> No.48087157

>>48087046
>asmr
gross

>> No.48087164

>>48087109
You know people can smell that someone just blew a load in the bathroom, right?

>> No.48087179

>>48087164
That's an urban legend

>> No.48087230

>>48086972
We moved on to better streamers

>> No.48087239

>>48086730
That’s what she gets for just using her as a tool for clout. She should be more like Shondo and treat Neuro like her slow big sister.

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>>48087164
What are they going to do about it?

>> No.48087268

>>48087164
lucy can smell it from 500+ miles away

>> No.48087290

>>48087179
Then how did i know, when someone did? Are you high?

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Good evening /lig/ love this retard.

>> No.48087323

>>48087157
It's just zatsu

>> No.48087340

>>48087247
If you dont care about it, more power to you

>> No.48087352
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>>48087046
>No that was a joke
I see

>> No.48087379

>>48087239
My favourite part is that Vedal is training another AI with her voice it's like actual stepfordization which is extra hot

>> No.48087394
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>>48085599
That was pretty good

>> No.48087424

>>48087290
You imagined it because you have cum on the brain

>> No.48087464

Horny fox mommy LIVE

>> No.48087473

I want to KILL Rosedoodle.

>> No.48087483

>>48086632
Your annoying soundposts are going to make me filter the word Sayu

>> No.48087555

>>48087424
Just ask your male friends you do have friends, right ligger?

>> No.48087558

Which liggers did a pokemon infinite fusion playthrough and has vods of it? I wanna watch a cute girl play stupid pokemon

>> No.48087584

>>48086972
0view is not /lig/

>> No.48087607

>>48087352
https://www.twitch.tv/iekushichapipi
I like her model, her singing voice, she seems like she has potential she just needs exposure. There were only 3 people who got out of CyberLive at /lig/ger status, and one of them just got "terminated."

>> No.48087635

>>48087558
Jowol

>> No.48087664

There goes annys Russian oiler again. He really do be paying reperations

>> No.48087692
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Squ needs to triple down her ASMR in Friday, because she said she would do it last Friday, and she ended up talking for 3 hours and watching meme videos for the rest of the stream.

>> No.48087709

>>48087635
SWEET DUDE THANKS FOR THE RECOMMENDATION

>> No.48087733
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reformedatvideogames

>> No.48087737

>>48086363
As a white man I demand she pays reparations for the trauma she caused me, a 30min joi where she says good boy at the end in her husky voice is a good start

>> No.48087758

>>48085659
>muh loli culture is le problematic!
kys trannoid ape

>> No.48087808

>oshies friend shows up chat
>oshi spends 30 minutes talking with them and ignoring the rest of chat

>> No.48087872

>>48087808
>They talk about something unrelated to the game and it's private info so you can't even follow along in the conversation
>They aren't even a regular chatter

>> No.48087874

>>48087808
Chippi, Miia, Oli (except everyone is her friend), pretty much any 2view because they only stream for their friends

>> No.48087901

>>48086972
Just wait till Friday

>> No.48087963

>>48086691
Goosegoose #1

>> No.48087971

>>48087901
>Bunch of posts from 3 guys on Friday/Saturday (Euro hours)
>nothing again Saturday

>> No.48087972

>>48087808
>Joins stream on discord call stopping the game completely
>proceeds to flirt with her friend on stream for 2 hours.

>> No.48087996

>>48087808
i don't know how grimmi fans watch that

>> No.48088016

>>48087607
Hopefully things work out for her.

>> No.48088020

>>48087733
>The halo weighs down her ear slightly
That's some lovely attention to detail

>> No.48088062

Lucy can smell when I've just cummed

>> No.48088097

>>48087733
How could anyone ban this wholesome Majora's Mask Randomizer streamer?

>> No.48088129

>>48088062
We all smell it. Get a better diet liggerman

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gosegusisters not like this....

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>nutritious snack: prepared
>meat stream: turned on
yep, it's ligging time!

>> No.48088238

Tenma in /lig/!

>> No.48088266

>>48088238
Tenma balls

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>>48088204
Was about to post this kek

>>48088238
You fucked up

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>>48088238

>> No.48088340

>>48088238
Would sex with Tenma kill her?

>> No.48088343

>>48088238
not like this...

>> No.48088344

>>48087692
>triple down her ASMR
Jesus anon, you'll be a husk by the end

>> No.48088388

>asmr at tye same time as shobdo karaoki

>> No.48088443

>>48088340
Only if you go too fast and rip her poor heart apart.

>> No.48088445

>>48088344
I'd let her drain me any day. I'm saving up for her next asmr, so I can bust a fat laid to her

>> No.48088454

>>48088204
That's clearly a glitch, and even if it wasn't it's just more evidence JingRatBurger paid someone off

>> No.48088455

>>48088388
>karaoki
this reminded me of kitanya's karaoke yesterday...
it did things to me.

>> No.48088474

>>48088062
I can smell when Lucy has just cum.

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>> No.48088556

>>48088474
Package and sell your post cum musk, Lucy.

>> No.48088608

>>48086997
Actual gigachad behavior.

>> No.48088629

>>48088455
But anon, she had a message on stream specifically saying not to fall in love

>> No.48088699

>watching lucy vod while waiting for her
>she sees fire
>"what's that?"
>runs directly into the fire
>"chat I didn't know the fire would hurt me! "

>> No.48088713

>>48088629
can confirm that the message did not in fact work

>> No.48088718

>>48088474
her cum makes my dick smell good

>> No.48088724

>>48088204
they're doing a group collab and most people are on the main guy's channel. He's not even a vtuber.
This is NOT a cope.

>> No.48088725

>>48088629
It's only a mirage, a false message, something I can simply ignore.

>> No.48088745

>>48086042
Who's the chuba on this screenshot lmao

>> No.48088760

>>48088520
unfunny coomer

>> No.48088780

Marry. Fuck. Kill.

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I love my wife! She's streaming today!

>> No.48088782

the lucy shilling is by her modfags, right

>> No.48088783

>>48088520
Why is Bat tweeting like Cr1tikal now

>> No.48088812

>>48088699
See this is the issue

If I depict her hypnotized how do I depict her more dazed and confused than she actually is?

>> No.48088831

>>48087027
This is why I love her. It's gap moe

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>> No.48088865

>>48088812
Hypnotism should affect her speech. She should slur her words and things like that

>> No.48088866

>>48088782
You wouldn't believe it but I am not one of her mods

>> No.48088888

>>48088782
whenever someone cooms to lucy, they unwillingly sign their life away

>> No.48088897

What would it be like if Bat and Lucy switched personalities?

>> No.48088915

>>48088782
I started it (not a mod) but the thread picked it up with their own fans

>> No.48088916

>>48088865
Bruh she slurs her speech half the time lmao, that southern drawl is real

>> No.48088923

>>48088340
It would be extremely painful

>> No.48088958
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Lucy is referring to me

>> No.48088973

>>48088916
She does it a lot more recently, she didn't talk like this even after her new model, it's the last month she slurs it so much

>> No.48089002

>>48088699
In her defence, as a demon fire doesn't hurt her so she'd just assume its the same in games

>> No.48089037

>>48088973
Lucy confirmed hypnotized by cabal and spends her off streams sex slaving

She says it's mid so people don't get ideas (unconcious suggestion)

>> No.48089060

>>48088782
saru refugees

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>>48088958

>> No.48089088

>>48088973
Dumb bitch needs clarity correction

>> No.48089096

>>48088864
expecting people not to call jets cute was like expecting people to not acknowledge that the emperor has no clothes

>> No.48089135

>>48089096
she's cool and strong actually, not cute

>> No.48089141

>>48088973
That's what happens when you take a break and don't speak to anyone

>> No.48089190

Lucy got a stroke and can't move her face. Stream might be canceled or delayed

>> No.48089202
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>>48089135
they arent mutually exclusive

>> No.48089204

>>48088780
Marry my oshi.
Kill her mods.
Fuck you.

>> No.48089210

>>48089190
That's what happens when you cum too hard

>> No.48089219

>>48089190
wth

>> No.48089320

>>48088780
my pool of chuubas is too small for this

>> No.48089338

>>48089210
>Breaking News: Young woman's face permanently shaped into an ahegao after experiencing stroke. Claims it was the result of a week's long "edging" session.

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>> No.48089366

>>48088864
Cute retard.

>> No.48089379

>>48089060
I don't see the resemblance

>> No.48089383

>>48089338
lel

>> No.48089389

>>48089339
BASED

>> No.48089399
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>>48083546
The game feels a lot more polished compared to the last time I played it, good work. I played through the game twice, first time on normal using the automatic rifle, second time I started on easy and then switched to normal difficulty using the semi-auto rifle. Below are some bugs and balancing concerns I wrote down, in no particular order

>Squeaky toy started spinning around me after I killed it while it was dashing
>Chunky Tomato Soup is too hard on normal, maybe make the circular shots alternate rotation only at low health + make trails disappear faster. Couldn't beat on normal difficulty after 30 minutes of trying
>Flamethrower feels like it doesn't work properly. Bullets move way too slow and the soldiers raped me before I could tell if it was even doing damage or not. I also tried using it against the plushie but it performed lackluster compared to the semi-auto rifle
>Foxy didn't spawn at all, completed the game twice without seeing him
>Once I unlocked the automatic rifle the game became a cakewalk even on normal. Bosses were dying in seconds before I could even see half their moves. Meanwhile bosses with the semi-auto rifle felt like they were dragging on a little too long
>I know it's past her birthday, but if the game is meant to be a birthday gift there should be a little happy birthday message after the credits that lingers on the screen for a little bit, or if not a birthday message than just a general thank you message. The game feels like it ends too abruptly and a message like that would help evoke the feeling of closure

Typos:
Plushie description:
>"ASO-466 seems to have grown attacked to"
"attacked" should be "attached"
Hedgehog description :
>"ASO-167 is an large hedgehog"
"an" should be "a"
>"created through"
There's a double space there instead of a single space

>> No.48089427

>>48089339
Is that why she ignored saru the 1 time saru was in her chat?

>> No.48089448

>>48089202
she is a tough and masculine bro and you can NOT call her cute

>>48089366
she is neither of those things!

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>>48089339

>> No.48089468

Lucy's stream is cancelled this week.
She ODed on my cum

>> No.48089502
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48089502

LUCY IT IS YOUR MAN JU I HAVE COMPILED A LIST OF DEMANDS FROM YOUR VIEWERBASED
> LUCY NEEDS TO BE LOUDER, HORNIER AND HAVE ACCESS TO A CUM MACHINE
> WHEN LUCY IS NOT SHITPOSTING DISCORD NEEDS TO BE ASKING: WHERE'S LUCY?
> YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES TO MOVE YOUR CUBE

>> No.48089506

>>48089448
ok jets. just try not to sperg too hard in the interview today.

>> No.48089514

>>48088864
I'm looking forward to seeing her pulling up her sleeves to hide her hands but then immediately showing them again with her excited gesticulating during the gunpla stream tomorrow

>> No.48089583

Filian is on Giri's stream later today

>> No.48089605

>>48089339
Absolutely goated, this is why Lucy will forever be the darling of /lig/

>> No.48089680

>>48088238
Kill yourself

>> No.48089703

>>48089514
yeah..............................

>> No.48089714

>Anny says she grew up poor
>Father had money to move to Sweden, Stay illegally in Finland and send Anny to Japan
Yeah if you were poor then i can't even be considered a human

>> No.48089776

>>48088745
https://www.twitch.tv/charlottevanhalen
She reminds me a bit of Juniper+Geega+Bat

>> No.48089807

>>48089714
female definition of what a poor man is

>> No.48089859

>>48089807
don't get me wrong, her father had to sell everything they own to move to Sweden but still, if my family sold everything we owned the amount would be laughable kek

>> No.48089865

>>48089714
>father moved to sweden
does this mean I COULD'VE MET HER ON THE STREET WITHOUT KNOWING?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.48089868

>>48089714
I wish I was that poor

>> No.48089885

>>48089714
Funny hearing about what women classify as living poor when my mom and I had to decide which of us got physical therapy after car and bus accidents (respectively) because it costed too much
I don't wanna hate women but man

>> No.48089897

>>48086242
Her personality and content are boring, but I jerk off to her fansly

>> No.48089948
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I love my spouses!

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>>48085866
14cm according to another anon.

>> No.48090091
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https://www.twitch.tv/lucypyre
https://www.twitch.tv/lucypyre
https://www.twitch.tv/lucypyre
Get in here faggots

>> No.48090093

Any historians that can explain how Anny got so popular? Preferably more detailed than
>she just leeched of veibae lol

>> No.48090121

bros i still can't get over how huge momotexx's tits are holy fuck

>> No.48090125

>>48089502
>Cum machine
Obviously she's a one shot wonder and can't get cumdrunk like Mel but what I wouldn't give for a Lucy CB stream where the loud brattiness slowly melts away as she gets closer and closer to cumming

>> No.48090131

>>48090091
OH BOY TIME TO CUM

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I want to marry Vienna and make her happy

>> No.48090143

>>48090093
Anny and Saruei were both somewhat popular art streamers before vtubing
They got posted on livestreamfails, especially whenever they would draw sexual art and get banned

>> No.48090156

>>48090121
im surprised she doesnt show those more

>> No.48090178

>>48090093
She's got a cute voice, she's just talented at being a cute girl despite everything else. It helps that she's an artist so she is already part of an established community. Also, yes, associations with Vshoujo definitely had a significant impact

>> No.48090186

Lucy is the kind of bitch to beat malenia in 6 tries but then suck ass at powerwash simulator.

>> No.48090203

>>48090093
Grinded a lot i guess? She joined vshojo mc server and got friendly with everyone, collabed with Vei a couple of times, got a bestie in the face of Haruka. She also had some sudden long breaks coupled with mental breakdowns, this Neuro Mama arc is actually really cute because she was mentally unwell before this.

>> No.48090207

>>48090093
She just leeched of veibae

>> No.48090251

>>48090207
Veibae just leeched off pokelawls and then soda

>> No.48090276

Lucy's mic fell

>> No.48090287

>>48090251
Go away Fernando

>> No.48090291

>>48090093
Vedal has lots of instances running on her.

>> No.48090368

ok lucy I'll watch your damn stream, you better be horny.

>> No.48090379

>>48089714
If she was actually poor they wouldnt have money to move out of ukraine
They were probably middle class if they could afford going to Sweden

>> No.48090384

I hear Lucy... the clouds have cleared... my cock is shining... I am ready to take on the day.

>> No.48090422

Lucy's period is late.
Sorry bros.

>> No.48090458

>>48090422
a pregnant ligger finally

>> No.48090479

Lucy's voice is weird today

>> No.48090482

>>48090458
I wonder what race the kid will be. Lucy doesn't even know herself

>> No.48090512

>>48090422
I'm the father, you're welcome

>> No.48090514

Can someone explain webp to me

>> No.48090520

>>48090479
I made her scream, sorry

>> No.48090535

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9pOVS_Z2ro
whispering dorky spider hag

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>>48090535
I want her to snort and scare the shit out of me

>> No.48090686

>>48090514
using them makes it easier to store smaller images so web pages load faster, but it comes with a trade off. Stick with JPG

>> No.48090703

>>48090514
It's fucking retarded

>> No.48090722

>>48090514
A gay format gay companies use to be gay. You can get an addon on most browsers to automatically convert it to something less gay.

>> No.48090750

>>48090535
thats a pretty model. who made it?
>inb4 from another timeline

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>>48088230

>> No.48090799

>>48090722
this

>> No.48090857

I don't like her tail

>> No.48090863

>>48090514
Webp is google's image format. It's based on webm aka VP9, a video compression codec. Kind of like AVIF which is based on AV1

Webp and AVIF are both extremely inferior to JPEG XL. JPEG XL supports transparency, lossy and lossless encoding, and it can transcode jpegs to be 30% smaller with no loss in quality. It is by far the most performant codec for images (ie. it produces the best quality at a given file size). Google removed support for JPEG XL in Chrome in order to push their shitty webp/AVIF stuff.

>> No.48090886

>>48090750
https://twitter.com/si10ra
This person maybe? I never paid attention to that, I just think it suits her.

>> No.48090904

>>48090857
Meant for penetrating cocks

>> No.48090937

LUCY TAILJOB

>> No.48090949

>>48088520
Bat would never admit publicly that she actually prefers men

>> No.48090963
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48090963

Hello /lig/!

>> No.48090986

>>48088520
I like these ones better

>> No.48090997

>>48089399
Thanks for this. I'll fix those bugs. For the rest:

>soup too hard
I agree

>flamethrower
The flamethrower is a wierd weapon that can be used to beat most bosses very quickly if you know how to, so I didn't want to increase the damage, but if you use it normally it's not that good. I'll try to redo it, or maybe replace it with a shotgun to be more useful

>automatic too powerful
The rifle should mathematicly have higher dps than the auto. I did plan of slightly buffing the rifle since it plays very slow.
The auto being that strong might be a bug, I'll check

>ending
An idea was to add a thanks for playing and happy birthday screen and have people write some messages for it before the credits.

>> No.48091056

I don't like the taste of energy drinks so no Lucy I will not buy your shitty powdered sugar

>> No.48091101

>>48085365
I really like Luci

>> No.48091120

I want to impregnate the hag known as Stalker Alker.

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>>48090886
thanks. very cute style

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>>48091120
Tabs but I do like her art.

>> No.48091224

>>48091158
It just looks like a colored pencil sketch

>> No.48091252

Remove the hearts. Show us your camel toe coward
https://twitter.com/dyarikku/status/1650882189838491648?t=i6x9L1GC5YcYLhNS3JsXcw&s=19

>> No.48091284

>>48091252
stealin this married hag

>> No.48091295

>>48091224
Yes, and its nice.

>> No.48091296

>>48090514
webp is basically a sort of combination of jpg and png features, with the biggest distinction to jpg being that it has an alpha channel and it can use multiple different compressions in one file, while jpg has to use the same compression for the whole file. webp can also use lossless compression similar to png

>> No.48091338

>>48091252
anon please this isn't even flattering dya rtx

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>>48086529

>> No.48091406

>>48086242
you can almost see how the bulge in her pants props up the guitar

>> No.48091516

>>48090207
She actually only collabed with her a few times and still managed to get a pretty big viewership boost from it, the one time she collabed with Nyan and Vei she got really anxious and ended up not saying much and felt really disappointed in her performance and felt anxious about collabing with anyone again for a long time after that until the vshojo MC arc and she became good friends with Haruka, she also got kinda tired of being a Vei waiting room and that kinda changed when Vei became somehow even more inconsistent and she started dating Soda

>> No.48091567

>>48087268
she would be smelling something at all times then

>> No.48091621

>>48091567
The sad desperation of a fat bald otaku jerking off to anime girls has a distinctive smell

>> No.48091697

>>48090997
Yeah the auto damage was a bug, it was shooting rifle bullets, so doing about 10 times as much damage as it should.

>> No.48091713

>Lucy has a pacifier in her room
Whelp. Time to destroy my dick

>> No.48091726

>>48091697
kek whoops

>> No.48091737

pacificer lucy awakens something in me

>> No.48091767

>>48090997
A shotgun also crossed my mind as an alternative. The flamethrower may be really strong under certain circumstances, but I don't think Saruei or anyone is going to put the effort in to try and figure it out. With a shotgun you can just instantly pick it up and know how it works

>> No.48091777

>>48091737
>Kid voice pacifier Lucy

>> No.48091792

>>48091737
Anon, no!

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>kid voice Lucy

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she's never going to beat the retard fox allegations

>> No.48091827

>>48091252
Wait isn't she married, why are all the married hag chuubas posting risque pics online, are all the husbands cucks?

>> No.48091828

>Once you go black you never go back
Jesus christ, Anny
>1:32:00

>> No.48091854

>>48091828
>>>/trash/

>> No.48091880

>>48091827
>are their husbands cucks
are the viewers ever going to actually fuck their wives? no? then you have your answer

>> No.48091929

Why are girls using pacifiers so hot

>> No.48091942

>>48091827
It's 2023, fuck respecting your relationship

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>>48091929

>> No.48091974

Lucy became Wonder Woman for 3 minutes!

>> No.48091981

>>48091822
I think you need to be down in the 70s to be considered mentally retarded, she's still in the stupid but functional range

>> No.48092023

goddamn mommy Lucy could instruct me on how to cum and then tell me to slurp it all up and I wouldn't be able to resist her

>> No.48092026

>>48090793
Love that little critter

>> No.48092042

>>48091822
mensa iq test is not real anyway
real iq test takes 4+ hours with a psychologist

>> No.48092110

Lucyfags>Filfags>Shondofags in terms of obnoxiousness

>> No.48092140

What I would give for Lucy to give me a shoulder massage with her weak NEET hands that won't be able to do the job properly...

>> No.48092174

Forcing Lucy to give me a rimjob..

>> No.48092194

>>48092042
>trusting your iq with a psychologist

>> No.48092232
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>>48091981
>Your iq lies outside the area the test is able to measure

>> No.48092315

>>48092232
i did that norway mensa test one time and accidentally didn't answer 1/3 of the questions and it said my iq was 120, pretty sure it's completely random

>> No.48092365

Sharing a quaint apartment with Lucy and reading our child a bedtime story

>> No.48092400

need mentally ill european wife

>> No.48092430

>>48092315
You were simply too intellegent to answer the other questions.

>> No.48092456

>Lucy is a sniffchad
LITERALLY PERFECT

>> No.48092473

>>48092400
which one?

>> No.48092475

>>48087302
who?

>> No.48092549

>>48092456
She's just like me!

>> No.48092574

Wew

>> No.48092643

Letting lucy stand behind me and aim my penis while I piss!

>> No.48092703
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48092703

Letting Lucy sit on me and aim my penis while I cum!

>> No.48092718

>just like men women are whores
Shut up shut up SHUT UP AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>> No.48092737

>>48092643
>>48092703
couple goals

>> No.48092749

>>48092643
why do women want to do that? I have heard that numerous times

>> No.48092774

>>48092703
she brought a Happy Meal

>> No.48092776

>>48092703
i made that post

>> No.48092798

Just think about all the /lig/gers I could be posting about if you Lucyfags weren't discussing streams >:(

>> No.48092828

>>48092798
well do it then ;)

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https://www.twitch.tv/girl_dm_

wife_dm_ online!

>> No.48092891

>>48092749
Don't you want to full nelson a girl while standing and aim her piss for her?

>> No.48092897

I bust so much today i'm actually starting to find sex relating things disgusting

>> No.48092916

>>48092829
fat slut

>> No.48092921
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>>48092829
Comfy zatsu time

>> No.48092943

>>48092829
slightly bulky cute woman

>> No.48092965

>>48092891
>full nelson
what?

>> No.48092971

>>48092916
fat sluts are the best sluts

>> No.48092988

>>48088520
i will now watch the bat

>> No.48093010

>lucy I'm taken
>BY WHO??
She's our gosling...

>> No.48093046

>>48092965
Google full nelson sex

>> No.48093124

>>48092965
It's a mind breaking position for small, frail, petite chuubas

>> No.48093140

>>48092891
i was gonna say that lol

>> No.48093174

>>48093046
Ok. Yes I'd very much want to do that, but I'm also a deeply disturbed individual. Still don't get why women would want to hold a dick while it's pissin

>> No.48093206

Lucy aims that hose the same way she aims my dick while I piss

>> No.48093277

>>48093124
That's every chuuba other than Lumi, Whiskey and Nemu

>> No.48093280

>>48092916
hot

>> No.48093282

I love femcel chuubas...

>> No.48093295

why do people who score low on IQ tests have the most retarded takes on them?

>> No.48093320

>>48093282
Please not this timeloop again

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Lucy would baby trap us. That dumb whore, I had no plans of pulling out.

>> No.48093357

Did lucy put the black line on the screen just to piss of chat, she's ignoring every message about it.

>> No.48093383

PUTAIN

>> No.48093400

>>48093277
>Whiskey
She's Dutch so she was already born to be breed
>Lumi
Always in heat
>Nemu
Lying bitch. She'll keep lying that she didn't cum while she's leaking like a fire hydrant.

>> No.48093403

>>48093323
>think you're babytrapping Lucy
>she ends up giving birth to some degenerate chimera hellspawn of 50+ men's DNA

>> No.48093415

>>48093295
>Why do retarded people have retarded takes

>> No.48093472

>>48093400
You raise good points but I was talking about the fact they're all amazonians and not under 5ft

>> No.48093484

>>48093357
She's such a brat that it wouldn't surprise me.

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>>48093383
Please don't remind me

>> No.48093643

>>48093574
Only a few more days anon

>> No.48093671

>>48093277
Full nelsoned and totally emasculated by drunk Lumi!

>> No.48093697

>>48093472
They're tall? True. True. But that doesn't stop anyone from folding them up and trying.

>> No.48093778

I love lucy but her method of power washing is kind of infuriating.

>> No.48093842

that better not be how you're going to handle my fat cock, lucy!

>> No.48093910

>>48093400
wasn't whiskey ukr?

>> No.48093939

https://twitter.com/saruei_/status/1650729132957790208
No fucking way

>> No.48093975

>>48093778
This is her way of asking for correction. She wants to get hate fucked. LUCY IS A GOOD GIRL!

>> No.48094018

>>48093910
whiskey is the most dutch thing i have ever heard, you're probably thinking of anny who is the only ukrainian chuuba i know.

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>https://www.twitch.tv/froggyloch
The sinful pond critter is live with Elden Ring

>> No.48094120

is lucy smart or not?

>> No.48094132

>that black line is the closest chat is going to get to seeing BBC on stream
WHO THE FUCK LMAO

>> No.48094164

>>48093939
wtf is that link?

>> No.48094166

>Lucy prefers BBC
it's over bros

>> No.48094171

>>48094105
SINFUL BODY

>> No.48094206

>>48094166
fake news

>> No.48094229

>>48094120
She knows exactly what she's doing and plays dumb for her own amusement

>> No.48094233

chat exhibiting bbc brain brought on by mods

>> No.48094234

im a non burg
what accent does lucy have?

>> No.48094245

>>48094132
A mod

>> No.48094275

>>48094132
It was her mod. She's dodging it

>> No.48094285
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48094285

>>48094105
F-Froggy...

>> No.48094289

>>48094120
on stream at least she is extraordinarily stupid, she's probably playing it up though

>> No.48094348

Someone get PostModernCoomer to write a fanfic for Lucy

>> No.48094437

>>48094234
Insanely suppressed southern accent

>> No.48094438

>>48094132
how the fuck does the brainrot even run this deep

>> No.48094479

>>48094438
muttbrain

>> No.48094501

buffpup

https://jigex.com/MJMxH

>> No.48094531

>>48094348
I might have a go at writing one about her and sonic or something

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/45687436
>the only filian fanfic on this site

>> No.48094592

>>48094531
>Lucy x Sonic
Oh fuck my cock

>> No.48094618

>>48094539
>most biggest and stinkiest horse
what the fuck

>> No.48094621

>>48094539
fillianfags.....

>> No.48094651

>>48094539
>it's horsecock
beautiful

>> No.48094654

>>48094539
based

>> No.48094669

>>48094539
SIR DO NOT REDEEM

>> No.48094682

That mystery penis Lucy was just jerking off? Mine.

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>>48094539
>horses, dogs

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>>48094539
>Filian goes to the stables for her stream and tries to find the most biggest and stinkiest horse she can find, After some failed attempts she finally finds a suitable horse that she can fuck

>> No.48094788

>>48094164
dunno. but it directed me from frog to chibi so its a win

>> No.48094851

>>48094539
reading. EW

>> No.48094903

>>48094682
I made this post

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>>48093400
>She's Dutch so she was already born to be breed
Why are the Dutch like this?

>> No.48094995

>>48094788
Same. But whyyyyy?

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>>48094539
Well that's one way to write a story!

>> No.48095095

why is lucy's chat so incredibly faggy

>> No.48095109

>>48094954
how can such a simple edit be so erotic

>> No.48095128

>>48094995
The username in a twitter URL is irrelevant, the only thing that matters is the numbers at the end.
You can change the username to anything and as long as the numbers are the same the link will still take you to the original tweet.

>> No.48095129

>>48094954
Idk, but their phlegmy sounding guttural language turns me on

>> No.48095138

>>48094995
the name part doesn't matter when linking directly to a tweet
https://twitter.com/mywhorewife/status/1650893180286509058

>> No.48095207

>>48095129
Nina is the only one I know that can actually make it sound sexy

>> No.48095437

>>48095129
God non-British non-German Euro women are so hot

>> No.48095488

Lucy Feminine

>> No.48095501

d-did lucy just reference batat on that one?

>> No.48095503

>if you call Lucy feminine she WILL fuck you
Stop please I want to stay on the straight and narrow

>> No.48095515

>>48095488
she's gonna fuck you bro

>> No.48095522

>>48095437
>non-German
you take that back

>> No.48095549

>>48095522
There must be more efficient ways to powerwash

>> No.48095553

I fell asleep listening to an asmr chuuba with bluetooth earphones, the battery of the earphones ran out and my whole family could listen to the sounds this whore was making for hours because I didn't wake up.

>> No.48095567

If this is how lucy powerwashes, imagine the state of your house when she's your housewife wife

>> No.48095590

>>48095549
I think you replied to the wrong person but yes, German women are also very efficient, as well as sexy

>> No.48095627

>>48095567
>housewife wife
double-wifing Lucy!

>> No.48095635

>>48094954
No idea. Dutch women already know what you want and love to tease.

>>48095437
Shira is pretty cute though

>> No.48095688

>>48095128
thanks for the explanation

>> No.48095694

>>48095567
This game lacks the ability to make the situation worse (like the corpse disposal game Snuffy and Nyanners collabed on)

>> No.48095710

>>48095553
Your punishment for not using headphones for the full ASMR experience.

>> No.48095721

>>48095590
yes, i embarrassingly fucked up

>> No.48095737

>>48095553
bro why would you not turn your speaker down/off beforehand...

>> No.48095740

>>48095567
>Can't fucking clean
>Can't repair anything
>Can't do taxes
>Can't cook

Yet
>Bratty
>Cock teases
>Wants to be a mother
>Knows how to game

These are some trade offs.

>> No.48095751

>>48095721
haha! everyone laugh at him!

>> No.48095755

https://streamable.com/1lp3iz

>> No.48095795

>>48095109
It's her expression. Cheerful and innocent, with just a hint of teasing.

>> No.48095812

>>48094501
re-linking puzzle before thread closes, and for any late peeps

>> No.48095820

Nina is live!

>> No.48095830

>>48095740
I don't mind taxes and while I don't know many recipes cooking is enjoyable enough, we'd take turns procrastinating the cleaning though..

>> No.48095918

>>48094539
BASED.

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