/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Watame is grazing edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8OjkcLzYCM

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embread) (embed) (embreed) (embed)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>448014720

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What happens to a fund if the CEO abayos their account?

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 19)
>Ollie :: $32,983.88
>Matsuri :: $19,237.25
>IRyS :: $15,928.21

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 61)
>Ina'nis :: -$52,095.54
>Hololive :: -$30,064.91
>Miko :: -$24,351.94

Overall Average Adjustment is -$4,826.41
Average Upward Adjustment is $6,209.73
Average Downward Adjustment is -$8,263.89

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and damn, I haven't seen Matsuri spike in a while.

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>>48082601
nothing, it will just sit there and collect dividend interest
if theres someone else in the fund they might still trade in it

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>Toilets in th OP again
uhh you ok there nasfaqqers?

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>>48084110
Long running gag, pls andastand.

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>>48084110
Don't listen to the other guy, he's trying to hide his scat fetish

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>>48086296
once again
>rent free
since I'm not the OP, retard

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>48087879
retard

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Thanks to the many people who have invested in Aki love! since last August! You've made a lot of money through it, no small thanks to possibly the best fund trader in the game, its market data and its 2% fee. That's ending soon though, as the fund is dissolving in a bit over a week.

The price of the new fund Aki love!! isn't set in stone yet, but expect around 5-7M a share with a 20% fee

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>>48090425
Damn time has flew in, enjoy the fee money on the restart

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>>48090425
>best trader
fight me and the other me i hallucinate exists
honestly though yeah was a good fund

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Going to host a replay of the karaoke last night from Ame, starting in a minute

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>>48051439

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>>48087879
>sex blue update
When Honk?
>>48098837
>breed ina'nis

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>>48099215
>gladly breed ina'nis, bolt
I refuse to take responsibility

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>>48110419
>>48112360
Hot. In different meanings

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 61.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 323,862,116, a change of 0.48% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 4,048,276. There are 28 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 41 days.
>Kaoru currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 15 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 51):
>Pochimaru :: +6.3%
>Ayame & Rikka :: +4.9%
>Ayamy :: +4.2%
>Vesper & Shion :: +3.1%
>Moona & Baelz & Lui & Botan & Roberu :: +2.8% IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 29):
>Nana :: -5.6%
>Rurudo :: -4.4%
>Temma :: -3.9%
>Nachoneko :: -3.8%
>Chloe :: -3.7%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,283,635.11 liquid to start with. This is a change of -6.42% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $14,121,620,020,053.20, a change of -8.03% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $43,603.80. There are 24 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, taking it back from Hololive's legally mandated Monday Bonus.
>Aruran currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, breaking Temma's 2-day streak.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 34):
>Ollie :: +122.8%
>Matsuri :: +63.3%
>Temma :: +61.1%
>IRyS :: +51%
>AZKi :: +31.8%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 46):
>Vesper :: -45.5%
>Ina'nis :: -41.7%
>Watame :: -40.5%
>Kronii :: -39.9%
>Miko :: -38.8%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $97.32 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $142.80 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$99.73 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Watame :: $357.38 Up :: $3,633.32 from adj.
>Subaru :: $339.57 Up :: $3,452.31 from adj.
>Polka :: $335.33 Up :: $3,409.22 from adj.
>Ayame :: $298.82 Up :: $3,038.05 from adj.
>Marine :: $296.10 Up :: $3,010.37 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Kaoru :: $6.05 Up :: $61.50 from adj.
>Shien :: -$9.12 Down :: -$92.67 from adj.
>Oga :: $12.12 Up :: $123.25 from adj.
>Miyabi :: -$12.22 Down :: -$124.23 from adj.
>Dezmond :: -$14.76 Down :: -$150.01 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

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>>48115554
Thanks as always!

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>>48115554
>And now for the Grug Report:
>>There are more berries than yesterday.
>>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>>More coins went up than down today.
grug thank you, money man

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bump

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stonks

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they're so big, and fat

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>>48129819
doko?

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Try to keep the thread alive tonight. Vei and Silver just announced they're not renewing their contracts with vshojo.

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>>48082193
>>44801472

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>>48129819
Really?

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>>48133959
Huh. Surprising, but that probably won't change Twitch recommending their streams whenever I open the website

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>>48082601
YOU WIN

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>>48145545
no winning is when you delete the internet

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2RGAY

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>>48135434
Someone noticed my mistake, forgot to delete the initial 4.

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Looks like trades are down. I've messaged honk about it, very weird for them to go down as it's usually at least a month or two for it to die.
-trial dev

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 29)
>Matsuri :: $29,259.23
>Ina'nis :: $23,225.74
>Nachoneko :: $15,287.87

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 51)
>Suisei :: -$18,394.45
>IRyS :: -$15,711.85
>Marine :: -$15,225.10

Overall Average Adjustment is $224.38
Average Upward Adjustment is $6,085.74
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,108.56

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and oh nevermind trades are down, get the pitchforks.

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>>48154537
I must break everything I touch, I just came back to nasfaq after a lengthy break

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Fund purchases will still be up later as usual, I'll message honk again in an hour or so if we see nothing before then.
-trial dev

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bump

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badump

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>>48129819
bring back /gayfaq/
the thread has been shit ever since

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>>48164699
Here bro, just for you

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>>48164699
/nasfagg/...

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I never thought I'd see the day when people were asking for /nasfagg/ back

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>>48165650
back when the tenshis frolicked with the kenzokus, the heimins gayposted with the kroniis, the takos were courted by both the deadbeats and the goslings creating the best OC this thread ever had
nenepro x goomb
that was peak nasfaq, and we lost it
people will say we lost it for the GC but really we lost that primal drive to please the one we love, to make OC and trade to impress the one we love
nasfaq has its gay soul, unirionically, as someone who hates the modern t/gay wokeshit
we needed it
fuck

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i forgot to mention bread and romance anon too

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>so desperate for players he wants the trannyism back
bleak

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>>48167104
They weren't the same people?

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I didn't even notice that zhonkbot was dead since yesterday. It's so over

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>>48167058
the hoomans with the kroniis i meab

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Honk has replied, the trades will be restarted as soon as honk gets home.
-trial dev

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>>48178490
agua la puta

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Let me trade or SUFFER

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nooooo I missed a korean karaoke stream

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what do you guys want to watch this weekend?

>>48178490
sex

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>>48186259
...because the best suggestion I got was Fresh (1994)

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>>48186259
>>48186350
if you wont air anime lets just go back to the gay nigger porn

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>>48186259
I could watch some sex, sure

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>>48187593
Anime movies were fine if I remember it correct

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>>48188126
i mean i did suggest one, but clearly he thought the 3dpd movie was better, and outside of that suggestion he is to much of a scaredy cat to run 3 anime movies that he DOES like in a row so oh well.

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>>48188491
I mean probably could do them week about at worst, suggest em and I'll maybe also be interested in putting one forward too

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>>48187593
>>48188491
(You) didn't fucking show up for the gay nigger porn. Do you have an actual suggestion for something to watch, or are you just going to complain?
And there are 4 Rebuild movies.

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10

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>>48193319
I'm suggesting exclusively the first Nanoha movie.
Or Dark Side of Dimensions.
I have no taste and we've already seen all the other movies I like.

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>>48193319
i actually DID show up for the gay nigger porn (even though it was't even nigger porn), it was one of the only 2 movies i ever watched with you guys though(other one was an anime movie), and i told you in the fucking amq room just air kizumonogatari movies kek

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>>48194485
i keep forgetting to watch touhou memories of phantasm
thatd be a fun watch

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I am now realizing that the two of you may not be aware I'm particularly stretched for time this week. Something "oh no 3DPD", shut up - it's movie night - anime was always an exception I can grab directly off Amazon, HBO Max, or Netflix is what I am aiming for this week...fire in my building, restoration people in and out of my apartment, industrial blowers throughout the building, windows open, I am not a happy cameljockey right now

>>48194412
>the first
P1 of something if there's more of it -> nobody will want to come
>Dark Side of Dimensions
What is this?
>Yu-Gi-Oh! The Dark Side of Dimensions
You really don't have any taste.
>>48194485
oh, kek. I'd be down for Kizu. but I cannot do it this week
>>48195045
>12+ episodes, comiket
better tell me where I can find that. and don't expect it this/next week

https://poal.me/gkq9jb
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>>48195787
>P1 of something if there's more of it -> nobody will want to come
The first Nanoha movie covers the first arc of the anime and can be viewed standalone.

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>>48195833
It's on the poal already, but thanks for clarifying that. For the completely uncultured, I'll point out that Kizumonogatari I-III not only happen first chronologically in Monogatari, but Nisio Isin said it was fine to start there too. and a few of my normie friends watched em with me and fucking loved em. the single weab in the audience was the only one that watched everything else after, one normie made it through Bake and dropped it 1-2 episodes into Nise, kek
I added the Yu-Gi-Oh movie as well.

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>>48195833
and I'm not showing up for magical girls or yu-gi-oh if they win out. I'll play it, but I won't be there

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>>48195787
someone did an english rip of the series here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVRpNAxBiXI

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>>48196112
>it's only 3 hours long
>youtube
That is now at the top of the list for "ease" when it comes to anime! Thanks anon.

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>>48196052
>wont show up for magical girls or yugioh
if there was ever a need for an antonym of the word based, it would be right now.

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>>48196657
One of you kept pestering me to watch megudokagoka and I fell asleep upright. I don't like it. I don't have to like it. KYS.

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>>48196763
you hate madoka because its popular, you basically verified it yourself, your opinion on that matter has already been quashed to nothing so I don't particularly care

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>>48196968
>you basically verified it yourself
I did no such thing. I didn't enjoy it, after I was assured I would, so I stopped watching it.

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>>48197050
meh, i do distinctly remember you saying something along the lines of your opinion being influenced by the rabid fanbase, but whatever, doesn't matter i guess. Maybe one day someone will fix your taste. (IM VEWY VEWY RABID BTW)

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>>48198076
kek, I'm not trying to hate on it or CGDCT, if you enjoyed it, all the power to you. the only CGDCT I tend to enjoy usually has some other element to it - usually over the top humor, but sometimes just "something new", Hinamatsuri was great, Season 2 when?
it was that someone from here was rabidly recommending it to me like it was the second coming of christ. if I'd gone in with lower expectations I might've watched more of it

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>>48198409
ok ok, sowwy :c I will defuse to. Hinamatsuri was a fun show for sure, would also watch a S2 if it came out.
it might have unironically have been the second coming of christ though

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>>48198717
it's OK anon, I understand. I feel the same way about Monogatari. and Evangelion. normie pleb taste I know I just don't try to get people who aren't into OOO SPOOKY DEMON HAREM or depression-mecha-central to watch either

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>>48196052
Nanoha is a mecha game disguised as a magical girl series.

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>>48199451
This is an image of the two main characters as they progress through the series.
>Light-beam based melee weapons
>Armor plated affecations on the outfits, particularly the boots and gloves
>Defensive spells are all barriers and layered shields
>Battles have lots of gratiutous shots of the weapons venting steam and chambering/reloading magical ammo used to fuel spells
>MC's solution to 95% of problems is "Hit it with progressively bigger lasers", with the last 5% being "hug it after I have hit it with the REALLY BIG laser"
>Transformation trinkets speak in full English with robotic voices.
>Most spell/attack names are in English
>When they get upgrades, naming structure is "transformation trinket" with a new addendum to the name.
>At least part of a cityscape WILL be destroyed at every major battle or your pizza's free.
>To top it all off, Nanoha follows the ancient rule of /m/: "If you're rivals for 7 years, you're gay partners". And then she takes it to the next level by eventually marrying the rival and having a gay adopted baby with her.
Nanoha is a Mecha Anime disguised as a Mahou Shojou.

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>>48200758
I'm now slightly interested...

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for those wondering which to pick
i propose
phantasm has a few frames of tight chen ass
that is my proposal
thank you for coming to my ted talk

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>>48200825

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Are trades back

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>>48204932
yes