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Thread for the skinwalking shinigami Mori Calliope.

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Moripipioipipipi

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I want to cook healthy and delicious meals for my Mori

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Luv me Mori

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Im in love with my Mori, and I want to marry her

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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I want to watch my Mori jump real good, and score with a smoking hot babe.

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>>48041139
Just take a solo trip to Japan, Kiara

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>>48041311
And use a kitchen that doesn't scare mori

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Somebody wrote Mori x horse cock vore fanfiction
https://aryion.com/g4/view/880329

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>>48041139
Me too. So long as she doesn't mind the extent of culinary skill being eggs, tuna or chicken salads, grilled chicken, various panini, and pasta dishes.

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>>48040954
Previous thread: >>48004686

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
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//// Mori Store: https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/
(NEW!) Sinderella LP vinyl disc (Limited)
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//// LIVE SHOW
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//// Moris Managed Meticulously: a /morig/ 2023 Birthday Project
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Remember to love your Mori. :}

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I had to check if transliterated was an actual word, my Mori is smarter than me...

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>>48043111
She probably knows a good bit about how stuff gets translated. Also she took AP English. Morpo has a beeg breine

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>>48043313
Yeah, she just likes mispronouncing things because it is funny.

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>>48043313
>"Project tile"
>Self deprecating

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>>48043111
Think this means she got perms to do the song? Doing a English version of that OP while it's fresh would probably do great. She could even go over to AmaLee's place for help since English versions of anime songs is her thing and Mori is in the states and seems to live close enough.

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>>48043514
I think she actually doesn't know its self deprecating though

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>>48043663
She'd be far better off taking a look at how YOASOBI's vocalist officially adapted an English version of Monster. She did a really good job and would probably be a good reference, especially for a song by the same artist
https://youtu.be/Eoe5IZHbarQ
https://youtu.be/dy90tA3TT1c

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>>48039723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSDjSZF3tmI

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>>48043881
I think she does now but her misunderstanding is enshrined in RIP (like Let's End the World has her pronounce niche as "nitch")

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>>48044102
(dumb brain forgot delf-depreciating is in Dead Beats, not RIP)

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>>48044210
Deadbeats also enjoy self degradation, it would seem

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>>48044424
>>48044479
IRysohorny...

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Conclusion: IRyS wants a Taste of Death

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We should all strive to emulate Saku

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Hey deadbeats, /hfz/ are organizing a wrestling tourney with /vt/ threads as paricipants. Would (you) be interested in joining? Mmmmmm, that would be pretty badass.
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>>47936089

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>>48044860
Surely /morig/ can do better in wrastling than divegrass

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>>48044987
Well, we can't do worse.

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>>48045134
we're full of surprises, you never know

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>>48046241
True that. Didn't morig tie in a game of divegrass? We could just get bodied in every match.

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>>48044987
Only one way to find out!
That said, if you're interested, I suggest to hurry up with filling out the form, because the submission deadline is soon.
>Submissions will remain open until April 27th @ Midnight ET.

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>>48046368
would be funny to make Fra a representative
after all THAT GUY IS HUGE

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remember to love your Mori

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>>48046458
Not sure if it is possible or a thing, but a tag team match with fra and ci on the same team would be funny.

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Why did mowi transliterate the song instead of transcribe it?

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>>48047598
You know transcribing it would just be writing it down with 0 changes right?

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>>48047021
Based on tournament format you're allowed to tag with another general. Since a BGV split doesn't exist it's pretty unlikely unless /vsinger/ enters Ci or /grave/ enters Fra for example.

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>>48047021
>>48049046
It's not yet clear if tag matches are going to be a part of the tourney or just exhibition matches that don't influence its outcome.
That said, Suisei general is in, so they might be open to tag teaming with /morig/?

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>>48049268
eh I don't know about that

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>>48049268
Lol they hate mori, dunno if that would extend to a silly thing like this.

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>>48049430
It's true, I don't really get it.

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>>48049430
Basically all of the bigger generals for JP members hate EN as a whole. A large portion of them are made up of SEAschizos considering their hours of activity

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>>48050587
There's one guy I've seen who loves Suisei and seems like a great guy overall but hates Mori, it kinda sucks

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>>48050587
ssg dogfucker colonies

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Man, Im rewatching the card opening stream and is triggering my desire to hug her and give her kisses again, she is just so cute... aaahhh

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>>48050675
I think anyone who hates a holo is a terrible person. These women are just trying to provide mostly free entertainment and smiles, and they do it without getting political. I can understand being indifferent, but hate? No.

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>>48049268
/morig/'s propensity for unity is not err, universal.
Though speaking of unity, there might be a divegrass friendly organized with randomized tag teams, seems like this might be our team: >>47980348
sounds fun

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>>48051527
I extend that to any streamer. You need to be mentally ill to spend so much time hating on someone in a wierd corner of the internet. Just don't watch of you dobt like their content.

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>>48044860
Maybe just submit a buff deadbeat and become the biggest heel?

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>>48040954
Thanks for removing the space after the kanji, makes Ctrl+Fing a bit easier.
>>48044102
Wait, for real?

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>>48051831
That actually sounds pretty cool, contrasted against all the threads that will send a recreation of their oshi. Mori gets a lot of screen time in /hfz/ anyway.

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Hearing this music again feels weird

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MORI LIVE

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>>48046458
>>48051831
>>48052020
Make a poll with possible rep options, see what the thread prefers. But keep in mind that you should also fill the submission form to officially enter (and there will be other things that might require threads' input in there) and that there are only a couple days left until the deadline.

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I miss the sheriff

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>>48051883
"Think I wanna blow up this niche /
Arrogant and loud, I might hit her like a light switch"
The rhyme only works because she pronounces it "nitch"

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>waking up from a nap at this hour NA
She's not even bothering to adjust her sleep schedule is she?
I guess that means she's not staying long.

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The fuck does criss cross apple sauce mean ?
>>48052361
>Poal
>>48044860
I think it could be hype

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this dummy always forgets to turn off the reverb...

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>>48052450
As if she would be away from her cats for a long time

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I for one am glad we arent challenging the bog yet

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>>48052525
Apple sauce on her thighs is optional, the rest is googlable

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>there are newbeats who missed the JK arc

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>>48053155
they missed Oct-Nov 2021

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>>48053155
Yeah. Me.

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>>48052372
Kek, gonna have to listen to it closely after the stream.

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>>48053155
JK started in September and she burnt out on Ghost Babe in January

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Home…

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>>48053536
As someone who only got into Hololive in NOV 2021 (thanks Mori) the only JK stream I saw was that January Ghost Babe

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>>48053155
I'm hoping she gets a little salt and whiney again. Its the hottest fucking shit

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>>48053781
that's rough buddy

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>>48053781
Which one

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>>48053835
If there was more than one the second one I think? Idk the bog song was already a thing

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>minecraft arc returns
>jump king arc returns
We are so back

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>>48053916
Ghost Babe started in early December

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>Mori still doesn't know only her and Iroha have ever even tried the DLCs for JK
Funniest shit ever was Botan getting to the 1st DLC's screen and just noping out of there

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She still wants to play more Strive.

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>>48053916
There were like... 6 ghost babe streams? 7? The most memorable for me was when she got so mindbroken she jumped from near the top all the way down to the bottom because she thought it would help her build confidence easily clearing stuff, only to realize the bog still sucks ass

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Mori will grow her fanbase through the Kaela and Koyori method of infinite stream works!

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Just got back from touching grass. Anything of note so far?

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>Life is Strange
I kind of want it but then again I don't

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>>48054223
Mori is wearing a knee bracelet from stretching her tendons deadlifting.
Mori wants to play more Strive
Jump King is the game that made her like streaming.

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>>48054200
Constancy + an already decent asr viewership is the only true way to grow viewership without luck.

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>>48054223
Her leg is fine(?), she's wearing a brace

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>>48054092
For real? My sides

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>>48054347
*made her like streaming games
important distinction

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I forget, can she not go left there?

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>>48054186
I meant more than 1 in January. All I know is I watched the last one that she streamed. I didn't watch every like I do now. Morbi got her hooks in me and she hasn't let go.

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>>48054308
If she clowns on it I'm all for it

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>>48054347
>>48054519
Ya got in right as she said that. Maybe its just time feeling so fast but wasn't that like a year into streaming for her? Kinda sucks if she didn't know how to feel about streaming games for damn near a year

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>>48054308
That series has a very special place in my heart and the first pretty much defined my 2015-16. Mori played it in the past and IIRC she said it was "okay". That was the same period as Undertale and I think she was more into that.

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>>48054519
I do kind of miss the when Mori's content was more zatsu heavy, but having more confidence in her game streaming has been really important overall

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>>48054691
More like a year and a half. So it did take her about a year or so it finally get a handle on what games she wanted and how she wanted to stream
>>48054731
>first pretty much defined my 2015-16.
God I don't know how you can enjoy it at all

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I wonder how much Mori deadlifts.

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>>48054861
They had something going for like 2 episodes

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>Spunky peach
>got some water balloons on her

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>>48055115
isn't that just Mori?

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>>48054861
One of those things I saw being mocked and I laughed at the silly parts. Then I thought "I need to see this shit for myself.", bought it, and I ended up loving it. Getting totally enraptured by its characters, atmosphere and story.
Funnily enough, it really changed my perception on girls I like and I think that played a role in finding my Mori.

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>>48055165
Mori always seemed like Daisy to me

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really enjoyed life is strange, only played it in 2020 at the insistence of friends and i was expecting some yiikcore onions nightmare and got some really nice character relationships and a cool time travel story with cute girls

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>>48055193
I could just never get into the ending and I absolutely hated Zoe

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>MAHLD
fuck you Mori I pronounce it like this sometimes thanks to you

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>there are life is stranger lovers here
I'm not sure how feel about this

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>>48055388
you didn't know we had women here

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>>48055388
I like to laugh at it. Me and my friends use to play the game together and laugh at it. It's one of the closest video game experiences to a B-Movie.

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>>48055462
I forget. I don't spend time here like I used to so I no longer can tell from the posts

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>>48055254
That period of games was the last time “woke” titles still had to make an effort to be good before getting pushed to the moon. But the well has long been poisoned since.

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>>48055338
Oh fuck is that not how you say it...

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>>48055540
you don't know about Gone Home and the 23 second speedrun

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>MABOGSTIFF
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What would Mori do with a Bog Man plushie?

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>>48056164
WTF I don’t have soundposts installed?

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>>48056229
Give it to Tutu to destroy

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>you shut the fuck up, red heads are cute
I can't tell you how much this meant to me mori. Thank you...

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Bog man is disgusting. I bet he thinks mori's chest is really great.

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>>48056506
WTF I’m bogman?

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>>48056506
Yeah what of it?

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>>48056786
You've heard mori, flat is justice

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>>48056833
People forget mori is a lolicon sometimes.

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Perhaps the bog is an allegory for getting redpilled and sexist. Bogman represents the guy who becomes a whiny incel, whereas jump king is the one who respects wammen.

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>>48056873
Uta has huge tits and is taller than her though though...

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She can save him...

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>>48057000
>2023 still respecting wammen
>not worshipping your lord and savior Andrew Tate and not being afraid your own dick and going full no fap

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>>48057030
That's her grand daughter

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Why was someone saying the thumbnail is AI art?

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Soundpost for "Don't go all Chris Hansen" please kek

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SHE'S GOT GOALS

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>>48057099
Go back

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how long ago was the last jump king stream anyway? was it before or after ID3?

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>>48057271
but our soccer team sure don't

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>>48057345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfk_fEhwsM8

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>>48057404
so after their debut then, got it

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>>48057000
>respects wammen
I don't see him asking for the babes' consent or nothing. He's just a classic Chad, that's all.

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>>48054787
Its a special feeling seeing a Holo you like become more confident in her game streaming skills. Got to see it again recently with Kanata and Dark Souls. She had avoided it for a long time because of its reputation for being difficult but after taking the plunge and learning she can handle it and had fun doing so kind of healed her from the Sans PTSD and fear of streaming more difficult games

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POSTURE CHECK

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Red wine isn't that good, I hope it's something else.

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>>48057566
He clearly has their consent to rescue them. Don't hold his mute protagonist-Ness against him.

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>>48057160
You can stop this dude, it's embarrassing

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>>48057732
I prefer reds over whites, though I did just try/buy a really good white recently

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>>48057908
There's more to wine than just red or white.

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>>48057732
What kind would you recommend?

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>>48057732
It's better than white wine

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How long is Mori planning on going tonight? I'm praying the overtime ends quickly in my team's favour so I can watch

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>>48057966
She said this was her plan for the evening, so until she wants to go to bed, or until her internet shits itself.

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Who was spammin?

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What was was spam? Watching on mobile.

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>>48058177
all me

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What was the spam?

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>>48057937
https://www.oldrichmondcellars.com/spirits/kunimori-rose-plum-wine-720ml/
Something like this

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>>48055338
Is picrelated the correct pronunciation

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>>48055338
Doesn't it rhyme with bald?

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>>48058177
A SEA schizo. The usual trite too, muh "Don't bother other talents" bot post.

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>>48058329
Either a weird falseflag or an actual child spamming, something along the lines of:
"HELLO CALLI I'M A MOONAFIC FAN OF MOONA MY NAME IS REZZA REMINDING YOU TO NOT BOTHER OTHER TALENTS WHEN THEY ARE STREAMING (angry emoji) (angry emoji) (angry emoji) (angry emoji) (angry emoji)"
Not worth paying attention to lol

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>>48058616
it does

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Man, Moulding Manor ain't shit

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>>48058081
They did it :)

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imagine the smell

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>watching Mori
>everything's fine
>visit 4chan
>fucking hate her guts suddenly
>in fact, hate all of them

Fuck you guys. You ruin every fucking thing. Rat fuck pieces of shit, the lot of you.

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>>48058845
Just take your meds, broham

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>>48058845
what did I do? I'm just here going ghost

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Hearing JK’s soundtrack is weirdly nostalgic, but it’s only been a year…..

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>>48058794
Morbi toes...

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>>48058845
You are way too impressionable to be on this website

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>>48058999
I feel the same seeing this area reminds me of when Mori was chatting it up with Moomers

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>ciggy
I shiggy diggy, my niggy

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>>48058845
What the fuck are you even talking abou- Wait were you that schizo in chat earlier?

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>>48058845
Why did coming here make you hate mori and her friends?

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>>48059118
>IP increases by one after post.
...The only schizo is (You)

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>Ryzza
Is that the correct pronunciation? She's fucking with my brain at this point.

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I really want Mori to watch Mr Show now. That shit's so fucking funny

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Mori needs to watch malcolm in the middle

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With the way chat is making her bring up Shrek and Adam Sandler is REALLY is like we went back to late 2021 lol.

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>>48059158
It makes me hate everything in general. This website is a black hole, a goatsee of the universe, and on the other side is a stomach full of diarrhetic shit laced with undigested corn bits. Everything it touches is soiled. Everything that merely looks upon it is soiled. It's shit! SHIT!

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>>48059352
Dude, the freaks in the catalog and global are either full of shit or insanely dumb. Are you really gonna lose your mind over them? And really, the generals aren't nearly as bad as that

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>>48059178
I've been here since the start, you idiot.

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The bog is a metaphor for sex

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Mori is boggin in the bog

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>>48059352
Just turn it off

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>>48059559
>defending 4chan
lmao how new r u?

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>>48059578
Is context too difficult for you? You ask, "Are you that schizo from before," and the IP ADVANACED AFTER THAT POST NOT YOURS.
esl or dumb pick or lick

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>>48059589
>Mori is a sex addict
No....I have to satisfy her

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>>48059589
Virginity.

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>Mori has RIP coming up in her brain immediately after she clears her throat
>I have RIP coming up in my brain immediately after she clears her throat
WE ARE

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Will Mori finish the fight?

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>>48059617
I don't have a high opinion of 4chan, but the generals aren't too bad.

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>>48059977
it's weird the catalogs suck but the generals are fine

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Back to the bottom of the bog. :(

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https://twitter.com/onillust/status/1650638824421335041?t=2qzY5Gzo9yLz4nDizhvrgw&s=19

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>>48060291
Is there anything more visual pleasing to the eyes than a phat ass in a dress?
Genuine question

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>>48060476
big Mowi milkers

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Apropos of nothing I was suddenly reminded of my favorite Mori-rage moment: playing Getting Over It and screaming "YOU CANNOT QUOTE BIGGIE AT ME, BENNETT FUCKING FODDY!"

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>>48060291
>>48060476
>uptick in reaper butt appreciation
God bless

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>>48060101
This is one of the few places on 4chan where the generals are much better than regular threads.

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>>48060291
>the booty stank getting more attention as of late
I quite like this development

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>>48060643
before coming to this board, I would steer clear of generals

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Yeah I learned everything I know about drinks from Mad Men and the big Lebowski. Long island ice teas are pretty good though.

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>>48060708
Is that so? I only use /vt/, didn't realize that's how it was

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>>48060291
>>48060476
Exquisite.

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I missed the beginning, could Mori not figure out how to become Bae or what

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Has mori ever seen Always Sunny?

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>>48060554
one of my most favorite and most uncomfortable is when Mori lost her shit at Smol Ame

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>>48060923
Yeah, on any fast board the generals are usually the worst parts because they turn into pseudo chatrooms. I think because the board attracts so many dramashitters since it is about streamers it changes the dynamic with generals being shelter.

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Did she just make a Mormon corridor joke? What the fuck

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since Mori is into polygamy you think she'd like Hell Taker or is she too pon for it?

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>>48061042
>might check it out later

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I am manifesting total Mori victory over Ghost in the Babe dlc.

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>>48061498
leave a cum offering and by the rules of magic it should work

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Seriously though, does mori know about Mormon stuff?

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>>48061616
there's a rrat that IRyS comes from that background

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why is she already in the bog? Wasn't this meant to be fun for her ?

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>>48061716
Hahaha that would be crazy. Imagine if she knows Japanese because she had to go on Mission there
I doubt it but it's a funny thought

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>>48060291
I was thinking earlier today that she's so beautiful and makes me happy, but she also makes me extremely horny

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>>48061919
it would make sense because Mormons teach you the local language really well from what I heard

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Imagine if Drakengard did a ddr collab. That's crazy right?

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>>48061716
So wait a minute...does that mean IRyS would be cool with me being married to her and Mori at the same time?

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>>48062111
knowing the Yoko Taro's crazy ass he would do it and make it work

and it would be canon

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>>48062245
What's a MoRyS threesome like

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>>48062341
You tell us, Bae

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>>48062281
Knowing him it would spin off into a series about Robots and AIs that want to be human. And a dad who wanted to save his kid.

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>>48062341
absolute heaven

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>>48062373
CHaDsex in the weed farm...

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>>48057380

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IRyS turned into Wawa...

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cute nip
cute mori

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>Someone comments about IRyS
>Mori automatically substitutes Kiara
Kek

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>>48062341
Why, I do believe it would be a little bit like this: https://rentry.org/hsxut

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>Sir.. please
Ya, thats what I needed to hear. Thats the good shit

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IRyS tried to lift 4 and a half pounds and her arm fell right the fuck off. That's SpongeBob level noodly

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>>48062652
This is decently hot but I've gotta be in the mood for futa

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>>48062701
Litterally Kiara bird boned tier.

[Anonymous No.]

Bogbeats OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>48062701
She needed Anchor Arms

[Anonymous No.]

/PINK/ woman supremecy

[Anonymous No.]

>>48062936

[Anonymous No.]

she likes talking to me see you later virgins

[Anonymous No.]

PINK WOMAN SUPREMACY

[Anonymous No.]

CRIIIIINNNNNNNNNGECOOOORRRREEEE

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starving

[Anonymous No.]

>>48063215

[Anonymous No.]

any guesses for collab week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48063482
Rainforest will return

[Anonymous No.]

>>48063482
Ollie
Myth breakers final
Lui
SQUAD
Fuana

[Anonymous No.]

>>48063215
>>48063318
BRAND NEW GENRE

[Anonymous No.]

ˢᵗᵃʸ ᵇʳᶦᵍʰᵗ, ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᶠˡᶦᵍʰᵗ, ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵈᵃnᶜᵉ ᵃˡᵒnᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃᵛᵉˢ~ No right wish I could make for every selfish mistake. Heart break, jealousy, lasting past the high. A thousand lives that passed me by.

[Anonymous No.]

And there you have it

[Anonymous No.]

What a terrible night for a curse....

[Anonymous No.]

Hmmm pretty much the same time as yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

After three hours, just like yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>48063970
This is a standard thing NA ISPs do. Mine is 3AM at least but still. I don't know how the other girls don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>48063970
Wasn't it roughly an hour later yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

That one jump she failed twice at the higher point of Bug area is one of the scummiest jumps in the entire game.

[Anonymous No.]

ISP HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>48063970
>>48063985
Something is afoot. This looks like a job for Hololive's number one detective

[Anonymous No.]

>>48063968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6xpEV-W60I&t=100s

[Anonymous No.]

Does she have a data cap?

[Anonymous No.]

She's definitely back in Japan next week. No chance she risks collab week with this internet

[Anonymous No.]

Bogbeats send their regards

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064066
Maybe, stream went out after about 3 hours yesterday too

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to anti her ISP now

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064066
Maybe, that would explain why the timing doesn't perfectly match up for the outages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064107
No...

[Anonymous No.]

This is the only way I can caught up to vods now

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064066
>>48064115
It's weird cuz the Terra Nill stream went on for nearly six hours without issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064066
The provider probably notices her usage and says "fuck you in particular".
It's probably not in their contract, just something they do because they can get away with it.

I'm guessing it's xfinity or comcast. Those are the worst internet providers by far, and are always up to some scummy shit like that.

None of them are good, but AT&T is still better than the rest in my experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064115
>>48064137
Yeah both times it's been exactly three hours when it cuts out

[Anonymous No.]

So I wonder if the "blackout" will last the same two hours or so as last time

[Anonymous No.]

This is nice

[Anonymous No.]

HOLD THE LINE FRIENDS! She said she will come back if her internet went out

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064064
>"Shit's fucked, yo."

[Anonymous No.]

I'M GONNA DO IT! I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064239
that could be almost three hours from now

[Anonymous No.]

>>48063684
:_deadbeats:

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064065
Thank you anon....

[Anonymous No.]

I've got the day off tomorrow, I can hang

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064064
Thought you were goin' Bri'ish for a second

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064270
3 hours is nothing. imagine, shes probably very anxious atm and is getting angry phone call from hololive corps :(

we must support her

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064224
Agreed. AT&T is a tiny bit more expensive, but has an actual unlimited plan and has yet to cut out on me once

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064224
That would be dumb. It uses no more data to stream out than it does to watch streams. They wouldnt kick people for watching 3 hours of YouTube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064269

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064337
I'm gonna rape you, tourist
Prepare yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064337
You're an idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064356
Xfinity does have unlimited if you pay extra

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064337
She can just end stream if it goes too long this time, doubt she'll hold as long as last time considering there's no collab partners

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS MORI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE HOW COZY I WAS JUST NOW UNTIL SHE LEFT
FUCK THIS IS NOT OKAY FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064364
That's uploading

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe her fat fucking reaper tits knocked over the modem!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064337
hololive has its own military?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064406
That's what I thought too, but the rep I talked to apparently scammed me with an "unlimited plan" that actually had a cap and throttling

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064427
Yeah, me and my friends.

[Anonymous No.]

So does this shit not happen in other countries or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064416
Literally doesn't matter if you are uploading or downloading from the ISP's side. ISPs only nerf upload speeds because they don't want people running commercial servers on home plans. Nothing stops them from having semetrical speeds on all home plans

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064427
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064516
ISP companies have near monopolies in the US, it's a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064427
What you didn't know this?

[Anonymous No.]

Okay but why do they have to cut her off for 2 fucking hours? Can't they do like 10 minutes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064516
It does in Canada!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064654
Guess she's just somebody that they used to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064654
And why didn't this happen last year? Or with Terra nil?

[Anonymous No.]

I will be the last deadbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064518
You basically answered yourself here though.

If the provider can see her up/down, and perhaps thinks for a moment "hmm, we don't like how much youre uploading on a non-commercial plan" then it's totally possible theyre responsible for the drop.

I agree this is dumb, but it's still something I could definitely see these shitter companies doing.

[Anonymous No.]

All these pauses are going to ruin her numbers. It brings down her averages. Youtube thinks only a few hundred people are watching her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064689
Fuck you I laughed

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064427
>he doesn't know about the hololive secret police

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064713
oh mah gawd teh numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064689
I like that song

[Anonymous No.]

Be very still

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064713
Who cares

[Anonymous No.]

Drunk jump king?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064762
>deadbeats can't see me if I'm completely motion-less
She doesn't know how good my sense of smell is...

[Anonymous No.]

NO THE BOGBEAT ASSASSINS FAILED

[Anonymous No.]

Why did they not bring it back up sooner yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064866
I like this image

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064866
Someone call detective Watson Amelia

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064813
Can you smell Morbi toes…

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064866
They hate Kobo

[Anonymous No.]

So when that happens mori can't call people either?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064984
Phone calls isn't phone data

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065038
She seemed to imply she couldn't make phone calls

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064866
ISP’s throttle to handle traffic. It was technically the weekend still yesterday, but today is a week day, which could explain things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065062
She couldn't use her phone data.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gozaru!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065153
jump king fairy
ah ah ah

[Anonymous No.]

AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Bogbeats why...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to kill this ISP slowly

[Anonymous No.]

Into THE BOG and fucking dies

[Anonymous No.]

>stream cut out again when she went back to the Bog
Hold on the Bogbeats actually were just biding their time to strike again.

[Anonymous No.]

She unironically needs to man up and get annoyed about this to the ISP rep. They'll continue to bullshit anybody they see as a pushover

[Anonymous No.]

So after 3 hours her isp decides "it's ass suckin' time?" Is that the idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48064911
More like her reaper pheromones in general. But yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

was the bog man right the entire time?

[Anonymous No.]

>gets bogged
>FUCK
>notices sc from JPbeat saying his daughter is a fan
>stream dies

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065380
It decides "this is how much internet you get, next time don't go over the limit"

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065563

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065375
A bit of screaming and demanding to talk to manager would do wonders to these "maintenances" I assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065565
But it came back after 15 minutes, only to die again

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065534
everyday I start to come closer and closer to this conclusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065687
Not really, they own your ass since there's no competition

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065687
roru

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

oh yea, I fixed this soundpost in celebration of her return

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065563
Mori made this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>48058845
I don't know of it's just me, but coming here made me love her even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065795
We're finally landing is such a good song and I don't know if I like that it's become the speedrun meme song now

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065826
is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065795
;_; it's beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>didn't notice mori was back for the last 5 minutes because there was an error message rhat didn't show up in mobile pip
Glad I checked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065950
WTF I DIDNT REALIZE
EVERYONE GET BACK IN HERE SHE'S LIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065950
>>48065988
Sorry I post my live again post in global

[Anonymous No.]

>>48065950
>>48065988

[Anonymous No.]

>>48066013
I'm playing holocure so i wouldnt ofnseen it. I can tell where she is just by music and jumps

[Anonymous No.]

She is streaming today?

[Anonymous No.]

That instant karma my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.]

How is JK so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>RFA
oh fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>48066419
pretty fun, we've dropped internet twice already though

[Anonymous No.]

She can't do RFA with that knee

[Anonymous No.]

she'll be good to go once she learns to jump right instead of left on that screen

[Anonymous No.]

it's over https://twitter.com/saku_X3/status/1650510406077628416

[Anonymous No.]

>>48066571
Truly is the life of a non-NEET unenviable

[Anonymous No.]

Has she ever actually beaten Ghost of the Babe, or has she been mindbroken by the bog the entire time?

[Anonymous No.]

If mori was Brazilian, would she vote for Mair Bogsonaro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48066768
she would not actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>48066767
she got two screens away at one point

[Anonymous No.]

>>48066767
She got all the way to the second to last screen then mindbroke

[Anonymous No.]

>>48066767
She got just two screens away from completing it one-time
The game goes full "fuck you" at this point by throwing platforms that push you at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>48066571
Saku... I'm gonna cry

[Anonymous No.]

she called me cute see you later virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>48066842
I made this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>48066571
I guess we could say...
It sucks to さく

[Anonymous No.]

>>48066929

[Anonymous No.]

she wouldn't go for 12 hours would she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48067144
Her ISP would probably shit the bog

[Anonymous No.]

>>48066767
She was like 2 or 3 screens from completing it. The problem with this DLC is that it's downright scummy when you get high enough. It has no checkpoints like base game and first dlc. Any mistake sets you back and demands you repeat a perfect sequence of jumps or you fall further back again.

[Anonymous No.]

the jump king plush was a limited run
rip

[Anonymous No.]

>>48067183

[Anonymous No.]

>>48067183
>replacing random syllables with bog
oh fuck off kek

[Anonymous No.]

>OH NOOO
She sounded like a cartoon character there lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>48067305
Death finds a way

[Anonymous No.]

>>48067465
"A way" being 250 bucks on ebay

[Anonymous No.]

>>48067456
Man you sound like something’s got you in some kind of bog

[Anonymous No.]

We could see the cats and then this shit happens. What the bog?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48067613
>>48067795
bog off

[Anonymous No.]

>>48067795
I guess the cat's out of the bog.

[Anonymous No.]

What seems to be your boggle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48067873
oh bog it

[Anonymous No.]

>>48061919
she said she was like 8 when she moved to japan iirc but not impossible that happened bc her parents were on mission lol

[Anonymous No.]

Dead bears are being silly again…

[Anonymous No.]

>>48067966
I can bear it

[Anonymous No.]

>>48067995
*I can bog it

[Anonymous No.]

Deadbears, i have a question. If a bog bogs over in a bog, and no one bogs it, does it make a bog?

[Anonymous No.]

Mori's pussy bog...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068182
Only if bog + bog = bog

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068215
consider the aroma...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068215
that bogussy got me acting up frfr

[Anonymous No.]

>Bogposters
Stop being so /here/ Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068283
L+ratio+sneed+mahld+cope+bogulate

[Anonymous No.]

When Alexander visited bogjinies, he asked if there was any favor he could do for him. "Move out of the way" said biojinies, "you are blocking my bog."

[Anonymous No.]

>staying up to watch Jump King
This takes me back

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068454
stream is kino too despite the outages. its vintage mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068476
Bogri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068405
Fantastic post, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Fobo Fanaeru

[Anonymous No.]

Calliobog

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068454
While Everhood and Bloodstained finales predated Jump King, it really was Jump King which cemented Mori's ability as an endurance streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068550
Bogo Banaeru

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068550
>>48068581
Fobo Bogaeru

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068572
I still have Euthanasia Rollercoaster lasered into my brain after the Everhood finale. I hear it playing in quiet places, like tinnitus.

[Anonymous No.]

Another one for the list

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068666
fuck I love it

nice trips

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068647
*Everbog

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068666
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Deadbeats are a bunch of boggers

[Anonymous No.]

BogBorne has Orphan of Bog

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068868
yab

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068868
damn motherboggers

[Anonymous No.]

Need a bogirl for me (I am a bogboy)

[Anonymous No.]

Should she be mixing wine with the painkillers she was talking about? Isn't that generally a bad idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068898
or some say Bogm

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068946
Yeah doesn't sound like a good idea at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068946
this only matters more than just being a "general precaution" if you're talking opiates which she won't have

[Anonymous No.]

Mori, no. The bog calls. Come back.

[Anonymous No.]

She got to the Cats really fast compared to her first try so I guess that's good enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>Meep?
The Morp?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to mew your meep

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48069180
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>48068946
Sounds like it was just anti-inflammatory meds. I thong those aren't as bad to mix.

[Anonymous No.]

I can only see one eye

[Anonymous No.]

Destroyer......

[Anonymous No.]

>Bogger: (originally UK, derogatory) Synonym of Boglander: an Irishman
Why do deadbeats hate the Irish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48069224
you have to zoom in or full screen it

[Anonymous No.]

>>48069357
They're papists, for one thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48069357
Fucking Thatcherbeats

[Anonymous No.]

>>48069357
They're Insulars over there

[Anonymous No.]

>>48069357
because they deserve to have their potatoes poisoned that's why

[Anonymous No.]

>>48069397
>being a fucking prot
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.]

>are you a little motorboat kitty cat
IF ONLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>48069180
All stations be advised, the Morp has been Meeped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48069456
I will never get over how cute she is

[Anonymous No.]

Not related to Jump King but Ame sang a song by The Outfield today and I really really think Mori should listen to the album Play Deep by them and pick up some songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>48069474
no.....