/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Machichu Edition

Last thread: >>47517291

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>47523953
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>47523956
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47523956
Shalom

[Anonymous No.]

>>47523953
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>April fools merch/voice packs are live! (On sale until May 8th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/search?q=tempantsu*&type=product

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>Fes Chibi pop stands are still live (on sale until out of stock!) (all HQ boys keychains are now sold out! good job everyone!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_superexpo2023_holostars_chibi
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/hololive-super-expo-2023-holostars-english-chibi-pop-stand

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-valentines-day-2023-situation-voice

[Anonymous No.]

Regulus announcement this week.

[Anonymous No.]

Kintama love! But most importantly, kintama sex!

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>>47524012
Regulus please don't leak your debut here

[Anonymous No.]

Can't believe Magni confessed live on stream and Axel was too dense to get it...

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MY HARDWORKING SON SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.]

Tonight I learned that "Room 4 is haunted" is just a codename for a tag to locate Tempus R18 fics on AO3. Use this information however you please, Axel or Magni!

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>>47524026
he wanted to be knotted so badly

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>>47524056
Newfag baby... Room 4 is Haunted is a specific anonymous author

[Anonymous No.]

>>47524012
Will you appear on Hakka's totsu Regulus?

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Altare and I hope with all my fucking heart that he can have a good vacation from now on. Goodnight MANS

[Anonymous No.]

The axmag dynamic

[Anonymous No.]

>>47524056
Room 4 leads to a hidden basement where tempuras are held as experiments.

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>>47524026
This has happened so many times and it's never not funny when it does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47524116
No, unfortunately. 2 weeks collab ban.

[Anonymous No.]

shinri schedule https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1647847376835710978?s=20

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>>47524094
He tried so hard too. He asked where Axel would take him (on a date), tried to make him jealous with telling about the things he and Bettel did, asking multiple times if he will come over. Straight up saying GOD MADE YOU PERFECT. And when Axel goes "Of course the ones you like have animal ears and tail!" "AXEL YOU LITERALLY HAVE ANIMAL EARS AND TAIL" and Axel still doesn't get it....

[Anonymous No.]

I know he wanted to include all HQ but Vesper as Mike has to be one of the biggest stretches I've seen.
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1647822095181553664?s=20

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>>47524159
looks like no mageseeker perms. it's going to sting when the other company guys will be playing it on release day. cover and their damn perms bullshit.

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>>47524180
the solution is to just keep making ship art and fics so that magni can live vicariously through them

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>>47524026
I couldn't believe what I was hearing this stream and he didn't make many comments about it. Axel wasn't even the drunk one, god.

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>>47524159 (me)
also thank you teamup anon for adding bettel's and hakka's so fast!

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>>47524180
At this point I don't even know if Magni's doing it subconsciously or just fujo baiting anymore. Either way I dig it. Axmag sexxxx

[Anonymous No.]

>4 days of double streams and an 11h+
Sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

wow, axmag sisters are actully behaved? unloading only after the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47524240
love does terrible things to the human brain

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>>47524186
Vesper is Skinny Pete

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>>47524188
Bro Mageseeker just released, they need to be on top of that game it has Riot Games buff.

[Anonymous No.]

Flaybyebye...

[Anonymous No.]

Axmag sisters eat rarely but when they eat they eat fucking good. I'm gonna be like a snake and let this stream digest slowly.

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jesus christ i'm in love with the 13 sentinels streams, those 10 hours streams actually feel like nothing and flay's genuine enthusiasm makes the story so much more engaging despite how complicated it is. it feels like altare's endurance streams and i love it! love my oshis that put so much love into what they enjoy! goodnight /mans/ i think i'm gonna cry because of how happy i am

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>>47524056
When I started writing for the fandom, i initially made the Room 4 tag because none of my fics were searchable by author or series, and there was virtually no m/m content in the hololive general category tag anyway. This was in like August and there generally wasn't any E rated content for the boys, so I leaned on having a distinctive comedy tag as a way to sort my stuff and say it's NSFW.
but yeah, I'm less reliant on it now because almost all of my work is in series except one. I thought about retiring it but I'm still under Anon and it's just funny at this point, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
just a behind the scenes crumb x.x

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>>47524420
Yeah haha won't it be great when he can't stream the ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>47524426
hi anon I would literally die for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>47524426
ANON I FUCKING LOVE YOU! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE FOOD YOU HAVE BESTOVED UPON US!!!!

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>>47524426
does tempus still not have its own "series" tag? haven't checked in a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>47524445
fuck why did you remind me...

[Anonymous No.]

You need to post Bettel's guitar archive NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>47524056
i thought that's codename for rio sex but nice

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>>47524499
Anon, vg sisters don't watch streams, nobody has it

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>>47524455
>>47524480
man I love you guys. Thank you for putting up with my worm-ridden fujo thoughts
>>47524479
Tempus, and by extension Holostars, has been tag wrangled into the general Hololive Virtual Streamer category, so you have to do aggressive digging and filtering to find the content.

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>>47524567
why didn't you archive it if no one else would bitch

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>>47524499
>>47524567
>>47524600
I'm working on it but you being demanding makes me want to keep it to myself ;)

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>>47524600
Anon, brothers don’t watch streams, they just complain about sisters not watching them eifher

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>>47524028
i also love your son. glad hes playing 13 sentinels, its truly perfect for him.

can he come over to my house and play next tho?

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>>47524600
Why would I archive anything, lmao
I was there, and I watched it live, I live for the exclusivity and ephemeralness of unarchived streams

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>>47524426
Omfg I love you so much thank you for all the exquisite food you literally got me back into reading fanfics with that house party Magrio when nsfw was sooo scarce for the boys

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>>47524641
i'll let him go over to your house after he's done with me

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>>47524619
Sorry good luck anon, much love <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>47524684
fine

[Anonymous No.]

>don't watch streams
>always complaining for streams doko
>always complaining too many streams
hah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47524641
My interest doubles when Okino is on the screen

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>>47524825
i do all of these

[Anonymous No.]

i think that banzoin hakka and machina x flayon should have sex with each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>47524619
i will suck your dick if that's helps

[Anonymous No.]

>>47524847
I think you should have sex with the next anon that posts

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>>47524847
Great minds think alike I see

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fuck u vesper why won't you jump into magni's stream randomly just to talk anymore? :( do you not miss him i miss magnoir duo doko doko doko

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>>47524847
mechabird love and sex AND RAPE

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>>47524836
same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47524764
>filename
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon should play less VNs and more western CYOA games

I recommend Suzerain, The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante, Roadwarden, and Sorcery

[Anonymous No.]

I just love watching the live2d models when they chew it's so cute

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God I want to be Nowa so bad in this image. Imagining her thin Korean stick arms wrapping around my neck and choking me out while feeling the cold smoothness of the fabric and her humongous boobs that have no choice but to press against my back in order to apply choking force… Uwa…

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bettel love and pain

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>>47524923
>bowlcut
>grey hair
>desinterested
>knows he's hot shit
i hate that he hits all the right points i hate it i hate i hate it because i'm going to feel empty after the game ends

[Anonymous No.]

the things i would do to run the most devastating train on flayon bros. his breathy soft voice and little breakable twink body drive me up the fucking wall i want to make him regret being born

[Anonymous No.]

>>47525024
>sorcery
so good, I love jerma's playthrough of it, I don't think any of the boys can top those though

[Anonymous No.]

>>47525024
13 sentinels is a really good halfway point for him, and you might be onto something. he might really like these. i know im gonna check 'em out, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1647862782019158022
Well? Is he?

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>>47525166
I gotta admit. None of the Tempus boys gave me gay thoughts until he debuted. But his leotard-clad midriff has made me come around.
The one time I commented on it, he noticed, so I’m too embarrassed to type in chat again.

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>>47525024
How has none of them played this war of mine yet

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>>47525335
Just change your username and pfp.

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>>47525335
anon... pretty sure i remember that too kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>47525024
adding to this post
I think either Shinri or Flayon should play OPUS: Echo of Starsong
I think Ina played it so they should have the perms for it
definitely a tear jerker

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>>47525398
I feel no shyness about commenting ‘Cute!’ ‘X LOVE’ and other such things in Holo girls’ streams, but now that I’ve sekuhara’d one of the Tempus boys I can never show my face again.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare twitter space soon!
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1647865080841740296

[Anonymous No.]

>>47525335
Deserved for being a creep

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>>47523928
>>47524499
>>47524709
>>47524889
Here's the bettel unarchived guitar menshi https://mega.nz/file/ii5i1YbD#nD1s4QdladUpEd6erdEJlTHg4IAsMx5rIaNu40-Zlog
unzip password is the name of the third item on the list in yesterday's membership post (4/15 or 4/16)

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>>47525436
do what the other anon said and change your pfp, if you do some niche show he likes he'll remember you for that instead. i also get an overwhelming need to say he's cute so i just act like a chat npc and do it when the regulars do

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>>47524847
Who tops?

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>>47525539
flayon

[Anonymous No.]

when's vesper playing half-life for a zatsu

[Anonymous No.]

leader on twitter space soon
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1647865080841740296

[Anonymous No.]

>>47525577
Based.

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>>47525539
I want Flayon to call Hakka his beautiful wife before ruining him with his dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>47525335
its his voice for me (especially when he gets into his higher register... fuck) but his design is soooo deliberately horny. you can see his ass dimples on the ref sheet ffs

[Anonymous No.]

So where the fuck is Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>47525616
UOH TToTT

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>>47525621
Give me a minute, I'm draining his nuts and filling his ass

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>>47525621
In my basement. :3

[Anonymous No.]

Did nowa do a twitter space?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47525664
Back during last December, yeah.

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>>47525335
I've never given a single fuck about tummies before but I'm obsessed with his
thank you to every flay artist for the collective tummy fixation
also the cutouts in the bodysuit that we can only see when he takes off his coat are incredibly lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>47525621
we just got married

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>>47525707
I want to stuff it with eggs so I can rub it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47525737
based. i want him to be my happily pregnant wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>47525664
Several, but not since late January

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>>47525737
being able to see and feel the individual eggs... stuffing him so full with eggs that he can't even move in fear of being unable to keep them all in...
I want to knock him up so badly it hurts

[Anonymous No.]

i was about to say something disgusting about cockroaches but i think that will shit up this thread so i'll withhold it.

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>>47525790
say it
women are more annoying and disgusting than roaches

[Anonymous No.]

>>47525760
I want to 411835 Machina X Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>47525809
no the women in the thread will go crazy with that. who do you think shat up the thread with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47523956
in the name of josuijisus, amen

[Anonymous No.]

I love this dynamic

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47525790
IT'S ULTRA DEAD HOURS NOW IS THE TIME SISTER

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>>47525790
fucking speak you coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526021
>>47526079
i'm not gonna feed the sisters you can go read up on cockroach facts yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526134
I’ll be YOUR cock roach if you don’t share

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526134
is it the fact that cockroaches have two dicks? that's my favorite part

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526134
Why are you reading COCKroach facts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526134
no balls you might as well be a sister as well

[Anonymous No.]

jesus the axmag whorehouse fic is too good. keep putting it down getting overwhelmed by the quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526275
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1647876729803878402
how best to archive a twitter space I don't trust Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526275
It's so fucking fantastic dude, keep thinking about it constantly..

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>>47526157
well yeah you won't be a good one because you don't know about cockroach facts
>>47526169
no comment
>>47526194
i learned it from school
>>47526209
t. sister who wants to talk about cockroaches

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526300
you're not prepared https://archiveofourown.org/works/46477747

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>>47526342
hey you started this not me

[Anonymous No.]

>am i in magni's basement? no, dez would be in mine

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE IS STILL IN THE US

[Anonymous No.]

oh god leader sounds so cozy and it's doing things to me

[Anonymous No.]

HE DIDN'T PACK BEFORE VSAI? FUCKING WHY

[Anonymous No.]

where's people chatting

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526452
youtube freechat

[Anonymous No.]

Improptu fan meetup at the airport, lets gooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526452
>he just addressed it
LEADER'S HERE AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luMzbmtLMuA

[Anonymous No.]

oh GOD

[Anonymous No.]

Leader.....you really do have the worst luck.....

[Anonymous No.]

this man isn't real kek

[Anonymous No.]

>wrong airport
what?

[Anonymous No.]

you fuckers jinxed altares luck

[Anonymous No.]

The universe is telling him to cancel all this shit, the retard should listen

[Anonymous No.]

how bad is axel gonna feel

[Anonymous No.]

No way

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526559
Let's be real, Altare.would have had shit luck even if he left when he originally planned

[Anonymous No.]

Three days of Hakkaversario... I expect at least a birthday batsu, some original content after a karaoke and the gift review.

[Anonymous No.]

how how how how how....

[Anonymous No.]

what what whats happening with leader im at work :(

[Anonymous No.]

Is this fuck trying to get to the moon what is going on

[Anonymous No.]

Where are you watching?

[Anonymous No.]

leader san...

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper could've canceled the trip, but decided to went to japan anyway
>Japan arc
>Altare could've canceled the trip, but decided to went anyway
>?

[Anonymous No.]

He doesn't fucking deserve this

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526623
Altare's twitter space

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526638
Tempus should just never travel anywhere but Magni's house

[Anonymous No.]

he's such a tease... I'm ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526638
I don't even want to joke about it because holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

god this is such shit luck

[Anonymous No.]

I used to sleep with clothes on, shit sucks
I only sleep with boxers on now

[Anonymous No.]

Can I get a rundown of all the bullshit that's happened to him because it was too much for me to process as he was talking

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>>47526617
>got to first flight on time, delayed by 3 hours
>miss layover flight from delay, can't get new layover until the next day (sunday)
>wake up and get to the airport, find out the layover was made at a DIFFERENT AIRPORT, can't get layover until next day (monday)
>gets to the second layover successfully, but the engine doesn't work, waits for 2 hours and finally told to unboard plane because the engineers can't fix it
>hotel won't refund him yet (if at all), pays double the price for a new hotel

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526700
>not sleeping with ass and tits out
weak

[Anonymous No.]

YATTA SINGING IMCOMING

[Anonymous No.]

A CHILD

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526617
me too anon, but tldr his flight's been delayed & cancelled several times and he still hasn't left the country because of it

[Anonymous No.]

Is anyone saving the twitter space?

[Anonymous No.]

So where is he going

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa talking about moving to a house gave me domestic thoughts about him I can’t shake. I know no boyfriend/girlfriend will ever enter that house but I’d do anything to be his wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526725 (me)
*first layover, not second

[Anonymous No.]

AAAIIIIEEEE ALTARE SUPPORT BETTER RYONA

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>>47526726
sleeping with panties on is for sanitary reasons, your shit excretes more stuff than you realize

[Anonymous No.]

Sounds like Altare needs a SONG to cheer him up!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14fvzONgOuU

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526725
The airlines are jobbing……

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>>47526785
You should see a doctor

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526771
I'm sure Magni will visit some day

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526785
You need to air your pussy out sister.

[Anonymous No.]

Wish I could suck leader's dick rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526790
I listen to this every time it's posted
YATTA!!

[Anonymous No.]

american chocolate tastes like vomit because it's literally vomit

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526859
ToT leader's eating vomit.....

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>>47526680
altare
>travels to magni's house and gets food poisoning from undercooked pizza
bettel
>travels to magni's house and gets food poisoning from undercooked pizza
axel
>can't travel to magni's house so he undercooks his own burger

[Anonymous No.]

2 layovers.. going somewhere far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526840
I don't remember posting this

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>>47526883
nah that's how air travel works nowadays. direct flights are expensive as balls and you can easily save $600-$800 off tickets by going through multiple layovers. but the wrong airport makes it seem like it was the airliner's fuck up and not his.

[Anonymous No.]

With this kind of bad luck leader has, I am worried for the altyumes... their futures might be grim

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JIBUUUUN WOOOO

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>>47526805
I can’t see them as a couple tbdesu. I fully believe Nowa is attracted to him, but don’t think they’re long-term compatible. I dont think Nowa is long-term compatible with anyone and prefers it that way
it hurts but it makes the most sense

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>>47526859
The butyric acid is mostly a hershey thing
The same people who also let their dark chocolate get filled with lead
Simply, do not buy hershey

[Anonymous No.]

>turns Sudan into a sugandese joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526805
Magni wants people to come to him and Nowa seems like a person who doesn't want people in his space

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526915
I don't know bro other than the fact that he isn't fucking me right now I feel like my luck is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>castlevania
the gay sex cartoon?

[Anonymous No.]

He's finally going to watch some good anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526940 (OP)
This too, yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526954
not gay when a girl's involved in the three way

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526877
I'll take food poisoning over menhera arc any day and I bet they would too

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526638
Leader will come to understand Nowa's predicament and will make amends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526954
Was just one scene iirc

[Anonymous No.]

you now remember the femoid eleven

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526877
Altare and Bettel were fine though. Bettel was a little queazy but he always is

[Anonymous No.]

Why does he make that sound before he takes a bite. He's so cute I want to beat the shit out of him

[Anonymous No.]

>nearly 5am
Where is he

[Anonymous No.]

add the eyebags or bruises please

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527049
somewhere where it's nearly 5am obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527049
FLORIDA BABY

[Anonymous No.]

HE LOVES US UUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527049
Eastern Burgerland, I believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526954
Its pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527074
nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526954
He wants to understand Vesper better

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527049
In one of theses places

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527067
>he's visiting vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527059
fuck i would if i wasn't comfy in bed :( if nobody does it i will tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>uhhh guys I couldn't watch Cowboy Bebop... the main character, he's so whiny!! just like, get over it lol, I can't watch it sorry, he is annoying.... btw anyone read the most recent chapter of the I Isekaied Into A Piece of Shit But I'm Still The Strongest?! manhwa?? it was great!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527074
Season 1 was good, it fell off after that and should have just ended

[Anonymous No.]

>>47526954
alukwab

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>>47527073
>>47527090
So he probably didn't get far

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527049
its the same timezone he's always in

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527090
HE'S IN BRAZIL THAT EXPLAINS THE SHIT LUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527104
kek
>>47527090
he's not at his final destination still though

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527095
Surprise off-collab MtG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527090
He's in Brazil

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527090

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>>47527095
god i fucking wish vesper was in florida please help me

[Anonymous No.]

Leader screaming into the pillow and then talking about how he's out of breath uohhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

Considering Hakka made a comment about not picking him up at the airport, he might be in Hakkaland. I don't speak spanish so I just know that's latin america

[Anonymous No.]

don't know how he sounds so energetic after all that and not sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527090
>there's a slim chance that he's in my country
VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

who the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.]

fuck fuck fuck fuck is anybody archiving this there's so many good frustrated altare moments

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527186
ENTER THE NEXT JEFFERY

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527181
bizarre stamina

[Anonymous No.]

women ruined the mood, again

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527186
Good morning sirs

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527186
Liquid Jeffrey

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527186
wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>who will take a shower on stream
ouga...

[Anonymous No.]

so he's not going to tell us where he's going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527200
The space is being recorded so you can listen to it for a while, but I'm sure someone will post an archive of it anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527125
>THAT EXPLAINS THE SHIT LUCK
he gets shit luck even in usa

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527186

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527241
not yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527202
Probably hopped up on stress adrenaline

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527186
twitter spaces are public and there is a freaky population of people who browse through all currently live twitter spaces and join big ones. some of them set up their bios to act as billboards to advertise some scammy business they own or are just random bored people curious about why some anime profile pic has almost 1k listeners

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527239
shinri....

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527186
invest in tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527271
he hates him

[Anonymous No.]

>maybe I'll just die
somebody save leader

[Anonymous No.]

LEADERS GONNA DIIIIIEEEEE NOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527239
literally himself...

[Anonymous No.]

AAAIEEEEEEEE FUCK THAT ANON WHO SAID HIS PLANE WOULD CRASH

[Anonymous No.]

i'm calling dibs on his corpse if he dies don't touch him sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527310
can i at least have a vial of his blood i want to put it on a necklace

[Anonymous No.]

Superstition is still so strong huh

[Anonymous No.]

leader's talking about dying, going to heaven, and seeing angels...

[Anonymous No.]

HE HATES THEM

[Anonymous No.]

HE HATES TEMPUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527335
Vesper pls

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 100% sure Altare browses /MANS/ everyday

[Anonymous No.]

Cute Altare

[Anonymous No.]

he's acknowledging the different vibes of tempus

[Anonymous No.]

Well I AM saying that the new vibes of Tempus are bad. Old vibes were better.

[Anonymous No.]

>old tempus
I miss it to leader...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527335
no you will make a tofu clone out of that go away

[Anonymous No.]

leader cough if you're reading the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>Even he didn't think the VOD would survive
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527384
i am. i'm not altare but i browse /mans/ everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527384
I'm 100% sure he thinks about fucking me everyday

[Anonymous No.]

why is leader gasping like that

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527440
trying super hard not to cough so he isn't outed

[Anonymous No.]

leader HATES weakness

[Anonymous No.]

hate the word magical. i think about cats everytime now

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527472
leader HATES vesper

[Anonymous No.]

HE HATES VESPER

[Anonymous No.]

>doesn't like tsunderes
>likes bettel, flay, and magni

[Anonymous No.]

makima is NOT based taste

[Anonymous No.]

Makima is hot but she's terrible

[Anonymous No.]

makima is 2nd... maybe 3rd best girl in csm

[Anonymous No.]

TSB bros...

[Anonymous No.]

Magni is NOT Altare's type at all based on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527538
2nd reze, 1st HALLOWEEEEEEEEN

[Anonymous No.]

Like literally that one moment in Evangelion? Oh I'm sorry you wouldn't know since you FUCKING DROPPED IT you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527553
I don't think anyone is his type kek

[Anonymous No.]

legitimately who the fuck would ever want to be a mod

[Anonymous No.]

WAVE BACK FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527597
Yeah, fair.

[Anonymous No.]

diknbolz

[Anonymous No.]

I love leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527407
ISRAEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527384
new rrat Altare is axelotlprime

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527660
leader breathe if you're reading the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527620
from what ive heard from niji streams most mods act like attentionwhores. leader definitely does not need a mod on his channel especially with how tame his chat is

[Anonymous No.]

i love him

[Anonymous No.]

god this is going to be a rough week

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527682
>leader not breathing
he ded he just jinxed himself AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527676
accepted

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527384
He’s the one I think is most frequently /here/ these days, but it fluctuates over time who is most blatant about their frequency here. They all are though

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527676
altare would get three lines in and stop writing

[Anonymous No.]

God you guys are schizos

[Anonymous No.]

i already miss him

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527713
how is he the most frequent one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527725
please.... let me pretend I'm important to my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527749
The voices, dude

[Anonymous No.]

So where the fuck is he going, I had to step away at the end

[Anonymous No.]

Did you wave back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527794
He'll tell us when he lands, no one knows yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527794
he did not say

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527796
No I was typing in chat :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527676
Axelotl prime uses capitals

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527782
understood

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527749
He told us to beat Bettel up cause he saw the Bettel ryona posts

[Anonymous No.]

I will not clip the screaming, I will not

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527868
Yes you will

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527861
wow leader noticed me! seeya later losers

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527861
i think wanting to see the weakest person beaten up after a bad day is a natural desire

[Anonymous No.]

>altare was the one making the "all women cheat" posts

[Anonymous No.]

saw that there was an archive of the guitar stream. Are bettelheads the only people itt that record and publicly upload menshi VODs? Never seen that for any of the other boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527923
Imagine if he was the one called women femoids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527861
this has been clipped so many times
https://twitter.com/flaytel/status/1645456871799521281

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527749
the shower thing was brought up a few threads ago kek

[Anonymous No.]

Magni could jump on Axel's dick and the dingo still wouldn't get the hint

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527944
he sounds passionate about getting brutalized

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, Altare
initiate a HQ collab, time for you to step up as the leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527958
axel doesn’t want to visit magni because he knows he’d get raped

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/kirschecreme/status/1647534141548941313?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527927
Honestly, if you watch Bettel for 2 streams you will have a membership anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527946
Someone was talking about showers in chat

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>>47527944
ToT this is so hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527927
If a menshi stream has been deleted it's a different story, like Axel's LoL asmr kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527927
unarchived menshis usually get uploaded nice try though

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527996
Magni would offer him a drink laced with some kind of potion the first thing, would he...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528015
I mean you could say that about any of the boys. Getting an Altare gifted menshi was extremely easy pre VG and they never leaked content..

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527944
This fucks me up God God God

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527927
axel's LoL stream got uploaded most menshis are archived

[Anonymous No.]

oyasumachi~ /MANS/ love

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527944
there is no way he doesn't know how much ryonabait this is

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527927
unarchived/deleted menshi's are shared, yeah. weren't people flipping out over the concept of Tempus lost media just a thread or two ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527944
Time to listen to their vps again

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528020
oh makes sense i was scared of the small possibility of him reading those psychoanalyzing posts lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528080
>We can play League right? They allowwed us to openly play it
>plays it in a secret membership stream
This dingo i swear to god

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528116
I'm sure he's doing it on purpose. He has to be with how much he does it and all the ryona superchats he's gotten before

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527944
kek why is he like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528020
containment breakers...

[Anonymous No.]

Vestea update?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527944
Brutalized is such a hot word

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527944
altare/bettel love
them and almond are perfect for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528264
you just like me frfr

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528186
he knows what the people (me) want

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528080
Is this archived in one of the known folders? I didn't have a membership around the time that Axel streamed that

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528383
Yeah it's in the drive

[Anonymous No.]

I'm now realizing just how literally me Magni is to me it's honestly scary
I was born in August, 1997, I'm taiwanese, I'm 180+cm in heigh, similar experiences with school, and same taste in anime girls all superficial similarities but it still feels weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47527927
Nobody posted the archive yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528437
Do you have a crush on Axel too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528437
Your parents also pos but you love them anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528437
but can you do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528507
that's just a given if you're asian.

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>>47528491
It was posted earlier, but it's got a password on it that you'll need a membership to get past

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah so anyway-

That Kintama collab just furthered my need to see Magni slip a sleeping drug into Axel's food so that he can finally, FINALLY, get a taste of what Axel could give him. The gladiator's so oblivious, willingly so or naturally begs to be answered, towards Magni's advances. All the, no so, subtle flirtations continuously being ignored and any seductive teases of skin he tries flashing Axel's way overlooked, well, it wears a guy down, doesn't it?

SO. He's had enough. Just add a dash of Sleep Potion into his bowl of ramen, and wait till it takes effect. Easy. It'll only be one time, anyway, he just. He just needs it, ok? He'll allow this to happen once and then never again. Spoiler: Magni ends up addicted to Axel's taste and the heated fullness in his stomach when he fully settles on Axel.

Night after night he sneaks into his guildmate's room while he's asleep, and oh so cautiously tugs his pants down. Taking his time enjoying Axel's scent and the salt of his skin, reaching behind himself to ease at his opening. Any previous guilt at his actions have long since disappeared. And besides, Axel's been boasting about how his body feels lighter these days, so it's not like Magni's doing anything,,,bad,,per se,,,,he's helping! Yeah. Helping his friend get good quality sleep every night. But gods, sometimes he wishes Axel would wake up during one of his little sessions and take it upon himself to punish the alchemist for his selfishness. Properly abuse his throat without giving him a chance to breath, claws ripe at the back of his skull pricking small welts that dye his hair in streaks of purple. Knocking further back into the soft flesh of his throat than he can handle, until he's on the precipice of passing out. Fuck. He could cum just thinking about it.

Someone else come finish this idc. I just want more axmag somnophilia because that's the only way Magni's going to get that knot to plug his ass at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528515
I am not asian, but still had parents like this so i wanted to make sure.

[Anonymous No.]

i want a big mascot for the next en stars

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528539
HOT! But also KEK. It really do be like that. Magni could literally say straight to Axel's face that he wants to have his dingo dick inside him and Axel would just go 'haha, yeah, dick and ball bro! We the two nuts in a sack yo!' without understanding what Magni was trying to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528667
That's so actually real and it's sAD LOL. Magni would be on his knees in nothing but a shirt and panties to show off his thighs and ass especially. Only for Axel to ask if he's cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528915
>Axel sees this
>Doesn't think twice because he himself is always hanging out only wearing boxers and he is used to Magni posing with his ass out whenever he sees him

[Anonymous No.]

You know that Axel might be reading all of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>47529184
He knows what he is getting his pointy nose in

[Anonymous No.]

>>47529184
And he STILL wouldn't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47529184
Well he can either jerk off or close his eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47529184
>Axel reading all of this and his takeaway still being "haha diknballz"
>Axel reading

[Anonymous No.]

Big news guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>47529279
What, Axel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47529301
DIK
N
BAWLZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>47529110
'Ehhh- I didn't know you had a mole on yer ass Maguni.'
'Hmm~ there's alot you don't know about me,,,if you wanna find out,,'
'Oh yea? Well I've always wanted to know why you have such stupid panties- like it's just underwear man, ain't nobody gonna see it!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>47528539
i love you anon thank you for the food

[Anonymous No.]

Ah well, guess who's getting to do pad titulation and probably losing his streams for half a month on May.
Getting somewhere in life is painful and leads to deader hours as EUropals are working or studying; but whatever it takes to fulfill my promise I did years ago to my parents and start working my way to be a future oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47529382
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

I saw that anon posted bettel's archive but can somedy post gofile or smt I can't download 4gb on my phone and I don't have pc

[Anonymous No.]

Someone explain to me how filters work. I need it so i only spend time in /mans/

[Anonymous No.]

>>47529629
I tried uploading the vid earlier but it was slow af and then eventually the transfer failed altogether. I was able to upload an audio-only version (124 MB) which should be a lot more lightweight. Password is the first letters of the first sentence of his first membership post (all caps, no spaces)
https://gofile.io/d/pu4CwD
I'll try reuploading the vid one more time. If it works this time, it'll show up at the same link. (4.4 GB, est. 20 min)

[Anonymous No.]

>>47529792
Idk I just have https://boards.4channel.org/vt/mans bookmarked and click it for the latest /MANS/ thread. The rest of 4chan might as well not exist for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47529792
You put in the thing you want to filter and on which boards and if you wanted it to filter to highlight or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>47530039
>>47530060
Yeah just had to put in MANS instead of mans and it confused me

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare's going to miss Hakka's birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>47530314
Aw, fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/emusansansansan/status/1555923945567596544?s=20
Needs to get fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>47523953
How do I find flay lewds? what are the secret tags i need to be searching for?

[Anonymous No.]

>You are- God made you perfect!
Man I wish someone would be this thirsty for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>47530457
Why does Flay attract so many of you coomers who don't know how to find your own lewds. Literally the only people who ever come here to ask for this exact question

[Anonymous No.]

>>47530513
shotacons are gods weakest coomers

[Anonymous No.]

>>47530513
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>47530457
Right here

[Anonymous No.]

>>47530634
Thanks I'm taking it

[Anonymous No.]

I love Axel and Magni so much I can't take it. They are literally the perfect type of stupid that I have an extreme soft spot for, with very warm and large hearts (no matter what Magni tries to say). They both work so hard. I'm so happy to have found Tempus and I love all of the boy but MAN are these two just out of this world for me.