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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous thread: >>47478073

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>> No.47495898
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Gura is my wife btw

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my wife

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I love my wife so much!!

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Love you, Goobs.

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sameido

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>>47495958
Very cute and elegant...
Now I have some dookie butter for you to churn.

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>>>47495733
Apparently there'll be weekly saturday watchalongs, but whether you want to believe that is up to you.

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Hey fags, come get your tourist

>> No.47496196

>>47496096
dont let her forget

>> No.47496223
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>>47496104
We're not starting anything, bugger off, onegai.

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>>47495908
Don't post that, please I have to move on from her, it is destroying me.

>> No.47496269
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thanks for keeping our schizo busy

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>>47496269
He'll be back.

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>>47496304
They always do, don't worry about it.

>> No.47496414

Hololive by Balenciaga when?

>> No.47496436
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.47496479

>>47495860
nice image, i just got home with a burger

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>> No.47496654

>>47496242
why

>> No.47496703

>>47496654
He lost the faith.

>> No.47496747

>>47496703
the weak must be culled

>> No.47496758
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precious shart

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Soon™

>> No.47496869

>>47496769
The council has spoken.

>> No.47496906

>>47496769
Not soon enough.

>> No.47497069
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Ebi-chan (me) is much cuter than Bl**p

>> No.47497130

>>47497069
Correct.

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>>47497069
Ebi-chan (all me) is very cute indeed.

>> No.47497390

Isn't it a bit dead in here considering what time it is? Did everyone actually leave?

>> No.47497426

>>47497390
i was filtered by the bickering earlier but i came back

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>>47497390
Sry i got hungry..

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>>47497390
We're waiting for shark delivery and our usual instigators seem to be busy elsewhere, I guess.

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>>47497390
I'm just watching Fauna at the moment and I'm about to cook dinner. I think there's other shit going on in the catalog too. Should be pretty slow until stream time

>> No.47497531

>>47497390
I'm playing mmbn while I wait

>> No.47497536

>>47497390
im glancing at chat for shark sightings while watching anime

>> No.47497548
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Baby shark butt

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>>47497390
Just chumbies in here right now. And the other chumbies are probably doing other things to prepare before the stream.

>> No.47497561

>>47497390
im just waiting for gooba, not much to say and most of the drama niggers fucked off now that they see that people arent "shitting up chat" so they cant spin their rrats

>> No.47497617

>>47497390
We comfy

>> No.47497676
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>>47497561
At least one seems to pestering deadbeats right now. But I know they're no strangers to threadshitters.

>> No.47497878

>>47497390
im mostly in prechat
but im here too

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>>47497390
Just took a shower. About to nap before the stream.
Also shark brat butt.

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>>47497913
What sound would she make if you goosed it?

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Imagine __________________________________________________Gura__________________________________________________

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>>47498107

>> No.47498186

>>47498107
ToT

>> No.47498199

>>47498107
UOH

>> No.47498210

>>47498107
AHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING DICK!!!!!!

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>>47498107

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>>47498107
ToT

>> No.47498286

Sex with a chumbud

>> No.47498364
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>>47498107

>> No.47498518

Why are you all like this?

>> No.47498656
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>>47498518
Superior taste and genetics.

>> No.47498753

>>47498656
This must be it.

>> No.47499001
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We love the shark here.

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>>47498518
We're cozy and having a pleasant time in here right now. You make it sound like there's something wrong with this.

>> No.47499024

hello @anonymous @anonymous

>> No.47499065

>>47499024
Hi @anonymous!

>> No.47499070

>>47498656
Based.

>> No.47499135
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>>47499024
stop @ing me

>> No.47499137

>>47499065
Hi @xXcunnydestroyer69Xx!

>> No.47499375

you guys left me hanging...

>> No.47499595

>>47495860
>picking up borger
>borger op
nice

>> No.47499624
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i found our thread shitters
glad they arent here atm
im enjoying comfy /ggg/

>> No.47499734
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Me right before every stream.

>> No.47499770
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>>47499137
that's me

>> No.47499795

>>47499770
Hi Kaela.

>> No.47499807

>>47499375
I saw you

>> No.47499861

>>47499624
You're welcome. Please enjoy, you had it rough for a while

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>>47499861
its just a shame they have to shit up any thread at all
cant we just all enjoy cute girls?

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>>47499807
were you too shy to reply?

>> No.47500027

aw damn i love this girl

>> No.47500129
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>>47499965
Yes..

>> No.47500152

>>47499965
I love this image. A classic that perfectly represents Gura.

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>>47499947
That would be nice. I watch vtubers to relax and forget about the world. Not try to get myself or others worked up.
I also literally love Gura!

>> No.47500460

Damn there's a lot of members I'm not seeing anymore in prechat

>> No.47500546

>>47500460
show up earlier in prechat newfag

>> No.47500574

>>47500460
>banned on 3 ips in another thread
>posts on a new ip here
classic threadshitter

>> No.47500713

Anyone else find it fucked up she comes back in bursts WHEN people point out how absent she is?
If she was actually ill she wouldn't do this.

>> No.47500767

>new ip

>> No.47500791

I truly despise the celebration of gifting

>> No.47500879

>>47500791
you dont understand bro
the grey names are just as big of fans, if not bigger fans than day 1 members.
you just hate Gura and are an anti if you dislike dramatourists being gifted membership
don you want Gura to have even more people spamming in her chat?
its what she would want right?

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oh nyo

>> No.47500908

>>47500574
>>47500767
oh nyo not a new IP
i don't sit in this thread posting all day, fuck off

>> No.47500932

>>47500791
I really don't understand why people keep gifting when it's common knowledge that Gura herself doesn't want them to.

>> No.47500954

>>47500908
why are you ban evading?

>> No.47500955

>>47500898
It looks so comfy in that puff...

>> No.47500959

>>47500713
There are a lot of medical problems someone can have just so you know. Gura will do what she can when she can do it like she told us. If she wants to share the medical problem or her problems she can if she does not want to share them then she should not have too. Be happy you get a stream when she can stream.

>> No.47501033

My ballsack smells

>> No.47501040
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Seems like it's comparatively chill today. That's nice. I'm still feeling a little eh, but glad to see the shark today.

>> No.47501042

Threadshitters are here

>> No.47501044

>>47500713
This. She wouldn't be back if people weren't complaining. If a streamer is streaming solely because people are upset that they're not, it's not a good look and they've gotta be forcing themselves or someone is forcing them to. She's going to go right back to how she was a week ago. Inevitable.

>> No.47501080

>>47500791
I hate gifting unless it's a gift to me

>> No.47501103

>>47500959
But my point is that she makes it look like she could stream... pretty much whenever she wants.

>> No.47501104

>>47500954
why are you obsessed with them?

>> No.47501114
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They back? Well it doesn't matter.
Wife on the telly soon!

>> No.47501115

>>47500959
>new ip
>>47501042
they got banned in the thread i was watching them in so they came back

>> No.47501122

>>47501080
Iv never been gifted one although I pay for my membership so that must be why I never get one gifted in the 1st place.

>> No.47501134 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.47501164

>>47501134
based gurass poster

>> No.47501199

>>47501134
The only acceptable new ip

>> No.47501218

>>47501042
yeah, their thread is about to end

>> No.47501223

>>47500713
>>47501103
I feel like the only sane one here noticing that. Everyone's acting like the last 2 weeks didn't happen and everything's fine, showering her with love because she was forced to come back. Fucks the point?

>> No.47501234

>>47501080
This. Already got 4 (5?) free months, but I seem to have hit a cap.
Unless it just bad luck.

>> No.47501239

>>47501122
Yeah, gura's fans can't get gifted memberships because they already bought theirs.

>> No.47501255

>>47501103
But in the end, you me or anyone has no way of knowing what is going on with her and for all we know she could be forcing herself too and that may be the case.
>>47501115
Dude I just got here since the stream is about to start I popped in and then seen I had to defend the love of my life Gura

>> No.47501276

>>47500713
>Can come back for events
>Can regularly attend cons
>Can show up for merch
>Can stream when a "where is Gura" thread hits reddit
But somehow she's too sick, too busy, too nervous, too traveled out, and too pc broke to stream even an hour any other day or take five minutes to make a tweet.
Explain me this.

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Cute shark soon!

>> No.47501316

>>47501239
does it really work that way? I was thinking members could also get the gifs.

>> No.47501320

>>47501276
no one cares to answer to threadshitter

>> No.47501338

>>47500932
I always report them for spam

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>>47501316
how would that work?

>> No.47501373

>>47501223
>Fucks the point?
The thought of Gura begrudgingly streaming to her fans is so bizarre, both because she seems fine when she actually does it and because every single action and decisions of hers in the past two years points to that being a reality.

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holy ESL

>> No.47501396

>>47501316
Yes members can get gifted

>> No.47501419

>>47501316
No I'm pretty sure you can't get gifted when you have one active. You can't stack multiple moths of membership, I think.

>> No.47501430

>>47501396
not when the membership is active

>> No.47501436

>>47501276
kys ban evader

>> No.47501446 [DELETED] 

>>47501276
It's called she's lazy and doesn't want to, simple as. Come up with any excuse you want, it doesn't change the obvious. I found a new oshi and I can't believe people are still falling for this shit. Is it sunk cost? Ignorance?

>> No.47501468

>>47501316
Dumbbud…

>> No.47501499

did she say something in prechat, I tabbed back in and thought I saw something but hyperchat also completely shit itself for a moment

>> No.47501515
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We just can't stop winning bros

>> No.47501519

>>47501499
nope

>> No.47501555

>>47501499
Doubt it

>> No.47501558

>>47501436
Do you realize you can walk away from the computer if you see something that upsets you?

>> No.47501568

>>47501373
It's fucking insane. idk what other words can describe it. She absolutely sounds and acts fine and healthy and is well enough to, in her own words, spend enough time outside to get sunburned. In hot weather. I genuinely feel like I'm insane on this here.

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I've done everything I needed to do and I'm ready to settle in with Gura.

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>>47501515
Can’t stop won’t stop

>> No.47501600

>>47501446
>Find a new oshi
>Still rent free
You're sad pathetic existence

>> No.47501605
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cute shart soon

>> No.47501617

>says they moved on.
>Always post during or after a Gura stream in huge amounts compared to average thread speeds.
There's a serious case of the rent free going around.

>> No.47501643

>>47501568
do you inderstand that gura exists in a 2d world right? i don't who the fuck are you talking about but surely is not her

>> No.47501646

>>47501515
eh... we can
but at least we are winning right now

>> No.47501713

>>47500713
Might as well do a few stream to appease the brewing crowd. She also needed to shill her merch as usual or her income will dry up so it's killing two birds with 1 stone situation. Now that's done, expect her to be gone for at least another 2 weeks followed by a few more stream then the Japan arc for 2 months

>> No.47501727

>>47501646
streaming 3 days in a row is winning now? please man, you should love yourself more

>> No.47501728

>>47501646
>we
No one believe that you're chumchad like me

>> No.47501747

>>47501373
>>47501568
Just gotta tell her to buckle down.

>> No.47501752
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im gonna shart

>> No.47501777

shart time?

>> No.47501783

SHARK SOON

>> No.47501788

>>47501727
>>47501728
both of these posters are the same kind of faggot

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>> No.47501817

BUCKLE DOWN, GURA.

>> No.47501820

what a coincidence that the shitposting popped up as soon as that joke in the FE stream

>> No.47501830

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.47501835
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Literally mindbroken

>> No.47501837

pro tip
anyone that shows up right before the stream to stir shit is not a chumbud and never was

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Another day another threadshitter. Anyways, it's Gooba time!

>> No.47501915

>>47501820
What joke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlLGoz0kdMg&t=37650s

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>>47501837
What if I show up just before the stream to say that I love Gumba very much?

>> No.47501949

The shitter is so obvious that he is not from here when we can have a good thread for hours when he is suspiciously missing

>> No.47501954

>>47501568
>I don't know when or how much I'll be able to stream, I'm just really busy, and sick, and I don't feel comfortable getting into details
>So anyway I just got done marathoning breaking bad, then I went to the beach
Okay I've made up my mind lol. She is conning you guys.

>> No.47501956

i don't get it why is she streaming again today?

>> No.47501963

>>47501820
???

>> No.47501985

>>47501949
where did he go?

>> No.47501998

shark

>> No.47502003

must... buy... crocs...

>> No.47502013
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>>47501947
He is just like me frfr

>> No.47502023

Stream starting, chumbies!

>> No.47502032 [DELETED] 

>>47501949
43 posters and half of them are shitposters, there's not many of you left chumcuck

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Stream staring chumbies

>> No.47502054

>Invader zim character shirt
Gura do you even have perms for that?

>> No.47502057

I’m all comfy and ready to watch Grumbo play train game

>> No.47502059 [DELETED] 

>>47501956
She wanted to make the antis angry again and kill a few more of their rrats
ALSO NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE CROCS AGAIN

>> No.47502064

AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE I'M GETTING HYPNOTIZED

>> No.47502066

>>47501956
SHE'S BUCKLING DOWN.

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>> No.47502097

>>47502032
based retard already outing himself
he can't even numberfag a thread properly

>> No.47502113

>>47502077
nice

>> No.47502129

>>47502032
Ok then.

ROLL CALL:

HOW MANY OF YOU LOVE GURA, REPLY SO WE CAN TALLY

>> No.47502139
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>>47502054
Perms? Do you mean Parm? Like chicken parmesan?

>> No.47502151

>>47502032
>admitting that you're a threadshitter
kek

>> No.47502158

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH LITTLE SHARK

>> No.47502165
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47502165

Time for a much needed dose of my anti-depressant shark

>> No.47502163

same na desu

>> No.47502168

>>47502059
She's gonna have to stream for six consecutive fucking months to do that, remember October

>> No.47502176

Gooba at a snack and it went everywhere. It's crunchy.

>> No.47502179

>Gura hypnotizing oji-sans to be her sex slaves
This brat!

>> No.47502197

CRUNCH AGAIN SHARK

>> No.47502198

Im happy gooba is bulking up

>> No.47502200

cronch

>> No.47502206

eating on the stream? ewww

>> No.47502212

Gura will never fix her fan noise

>> No.47502217

I'm glad Gura has been confidently eating into the mic recently
Really gets my penis a'twichin

>> No.47502247

>>47502129
I'm actually replying to report that I hate Gura

>> No.47502271

What snacks, goomba? What snacks are you eating?!

>> No.47502272
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47502272

>>47502179

>> No.47502292

>Designated snack time
What is she, a child?

>> No.47502296

>>47502129
Nigger I am watching the stream, bye.

>> No.47502306

>>47502271
crunch

>> No.47502311

"Don't tell me what to do. I will do something irreversible." What did she mean by this. Making fun of that guys lame joke.

>> No.47502312

>>47502292
yes?

>> No.47502331

I want to lick up Gura's snot

>> No.47502353

>ensure
gurandma....

>> No.47502365

Gurandma.....

>> No.47502371

She's so fucking weird

>> No.47502375
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47502375

How is she so addicting? Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

>> No.47502386

>>47502129
I hate Gura too, I'm also >>47502247 since you're gonna accuse me of samefagging anyway

>> No.47502415

Gura drinking old man shakes. And she finished Breaking Bad and watched El Camino.

>> No.47502439

What a faggot superchat

>> No.47502458

Gura should watch DareDevil season 1

>> No.47502470

cute squeak

>> No.47502479

>hesitant to say she's OK
>drinking immune support insure
I'm gonna concern

>> No.47502495

>>47502479
she has aids....

>> No.47502511

Gas time.

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>>47502479

>> No.47502515
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47502515

Enjoy every minute of this stream, friends. We're not gonna see her for a long while after this.

>> No.47502517

GURA NO DON'T SAY THAT

>> No.47502534

She's laughing at bald cap Walter for El Camino. Looking like Megamind. Gura's stream and food time runs into gas time. Fart shark is real. She's calling us gorgeous.

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47502535

>>47502479
same desu

>> No.47502536

>gas time
FART SHARK CHADS KEEP WINNING

>> No.47502544

SHE DROPPED SOMETHING AGAIN

>> No.47502550

>>47502479
This is literally nothing new. Even years before the health shit

>> No.47502568

>>47502544
She dropped it off-stream and then rolled over it

>> No.47502576

>>47502479
Iron shark?

>> No.47502577

>>47502479
Bro we all know she's not OK. You don't use a term like "new normal" if you're all hunky dorey
Just don't be a faggot about it. Concern quietly and support her loudly

>> No.47502581

I just got here what'd I miss

>> No.47502592

fart shark arc

>> No.47502601

ojisans called out

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47502604

>already read one of my comments
i'm in the cool zone

>> No.47502625
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47502625

>Am I a cyborg? ummm not yet.

>> No.47502631

correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't a modern PC just shut down rather than damage itself if it really runs too hot, it's never been an issue for me but I don't think she has to worry

>> No.47502630

Why ensure? Isn't an overpriced protein drink?

>> No.47502641

Gura calling out the boomers in her chat. Gura is a moomer. She's moomin.

>> No.47502640

>>47502479
The Ensure shit isn't new, but yes I agree. I will concern. But also what the other posters have said.

>> No.47502664

Gura, your smell fetish...

>> No.47502666

Gura reading the word boomer reminded me she helped spread the term as dismissive so significantly that boomers had multiple articles and tv appearances whining about it

>> No.47502675

>>47502631
Yes, you're right.

>> No.47502697

I'm happy she seems really happy today

>> No.47502714

>>47502630
I drink Boost which is more expensive than Ensure. It tastes good and has a lot of vitamins that I lack.

>> No.47502719

>>47502664
That was just a spongebob reference

>> No.47502730

This is last day of the lovebomb phase, is it?

>> No.47502740

Sea of Thieves stream?

>> No.47502770
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HOLY FUCK I LOVE HER

>> No.47502811

This is a reference to that slenderman game isn't it?

>> No.47502817
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47502817

>called me a bunch of slurs
Gamer moment.

>> No.47502831

Gura wants to play Sea of Thieves so bad. Tired of dying in game and she's upset it. She's getting wrecked by xbox kids calling her a bunch of slurs. Rough.

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47502837

Gura lives for the toxic gamer experience, it seems

>> No.47502840

She just told us the xbox game she was playing when she was not streaming.

>> No.47502839

I want to call Gura slurs..

>> No.47502845

Blackwake full EN+JP+ID collab when?

>> No.47502860

OH SHIT

>> No.47502874

>>47502840
watch streams

>> No.47502881

>>47502845
Kino

>> No.47502880

Goora squeals... home...

>> No.47502901

HOLY FUCK WHAT A CUTE GIGGLE

>> No.47502931

I want to have sex with girl like Gura

>> No.47502936
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>>47502901
it really was

>> No.47502949

Gura's little fragile body...

>> No.47502986

>>47502931
I want to have sex with Gura, and I will

>> No.47502987

>ywn call Gura every slur known to man after teabagging her through an xbox mic
Why live?

>> No.47502989

Gura's bitrate is even worse than usual

>> No.47503007

And she died immediately. She's gonna get all the pages to put into her mouth.

>> No.47503012
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47503012

>I may have called Gura a dumb nigger in Sea of Thieves without even knowing it

>> No.47503033

Gura is in top form today

>> No.47503042

>>47502989
mm crunchy

>> No.47503048

>>47502931
visit the your nearest elementary school

>> No.47503051
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Gura does not want to be touched, chumbuds!

>> No.47503054

The wet spot in Gura's panties is getting larger and larger with every second that ghost chases her

>> No.47503089
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47503089

I feel very conflicted about how her saying don't touch me like that turns me on

>> No.47503108

so basically gura is just depressed and surviving on ensure shakes and crackers

>> No.47503144

>>47503051
That's okay I can do what I need to without touching

>> No.47503163

>>47503108
Yes. It's big problem in Burger young adults right now.

>> No.47503166

>what happens if you.......
>what?

>> No.47503175

she needs to go back to japan she was flourishing there

>> No.47503176

She turned german there for a second. Don't be greedy like Walter. She jinxed herself and can't find the last page. Snack is still crunchy for Gura.

>> No.47503215

>>47503108
hownew.ru

>> No.47503223

screaming shark, my beloved

>> No.47503235

Yes, hello. I am locomotive.

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47503246

Gura seems a lot more confident with eating on stream, so that's good.

>> No.47503245

SHE KISSED ME

>> No.47503249

That kiss was actually for me

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>>47503166

>> No.47503268

Gura cute!

>> No.47503273

BLESSED

>> No.47503275

That locomotive? Me.

>> No.47503283

My gigazoomer wife...

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Oh my god, she's so cute

>> No.47503307

>ywn be a multi-ton mass of steel

>> No.47503310

CUTE CHILD

>> No.47503337

>first downloaded game was in 2013
what the fuck how young is she 2013 was barely..10...years ago
fuck

>> No.47503357

IM SO JEALOUS OF BROTHER SHARK

>> No.47503362

Gura screamed nice there. And she said she wouldn't be scared of Charles. First time playing slenderman on mac. First game she downloaded. She immediately started crying and sobbing bawlng her eyes out. Hasn't touched it since. Asked her brother to play it for her. Completed her pages.

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I need her so bad you just don't understand!!

>> No.47503378

That brother? Me.

>> No.47503386

>YWN have your sister-wife beg you to play a scary game for her
let me just get the rope

>> No.47503416

>>47503362
ok are you autistic, why are you making these posts

>> No.47503429

Gamer dad Papa Shark, based

>> No.47503450

>papa shark is a gamer

>> No.47503474

She prefers watching other people play. It's nice to watch other people play video games.

>> No.47503476

BASED

>> No.47503482

My father in law is based

>> No.47503491

Who was papa shark's gamer waifu?

>> No.47503520

Gura's wee...

>> No.47503523

>>47503491
etna

>> No.47503526
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47503526

She's been marathoning Breaking Bad and El Camino with me guys. She wanted to stream but I insisted that we finish it in a huge stretch - sorry~

>> No.47503529

>>47503337
No even in teens

>> No.47503530

Its true. Id rather play apex myself rather than watch subpar players.

>> No.47503546

react content nyes or nyo?

>> No.47503550

Gura wii homebrew stream let's go

>> No.47503562

>the smell of gamestop
????????????

>> No.47503564

>>47503526
i made this post

>> No.47503568

I wonder if wii games are so cheap because cracking a wii is even easier than PSP.

>> No.47503582

>>47503337
Probably in her early 20s

>> No.47503586
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47503586

of course she remembers the smell

>> No.47503592

>>47503520
ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
https://files.catbox.moe/xgda1i0.png

>> No.47503605

>>47503546
nyo

>> No.47503614

who thought this annoying ass noise was a good idea

>> No.47503618

>>47503562
she's right it has a very distinct smell

>> No.47503621

>>47503491
Blood Rayne

>> No.47503629

>>47503562
smell autism, pls andastand

>> No.47503639

>>47503592
>404

>> No.47503640

>>47503592
Nice link, nerd.

>> No.47503641

man she is singing very young kids shows. She must watch them a lot.....

>> No.47503652

She found her old Wii but doesn't have games for it? Old Wii games going for $5? She planning to play some Wii exclusive games? She was on the smell track for gamestop but couldn't remember what she wanted to say about them. she wants to be at max before she faces Charles. Talking about PS2 memory cards.

>> No.47503683

>a ps2 memory card was the size of Gura's palm

>> No.47503687

>ps2 memory cards
>as big as the palm of your hand
SHE'S SO FUCKING TINY JESUS

>> No.47503696

>PS2 memory cards the size of the palm of your hand

>> No.47503702

>>47503683
ToT

>> No.47503709

>>47503592
404

>> No.47503719

>>47503337
Judging by what she has talked about and what pop culture she's aware of she's probably on the older side of Gen Z.

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>>47503683
>>47503687
>>47503696
ToT

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47503742

>>47503683
>>47503687
>>47503696

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>>47503683
>>47503687
>>47503696

>> No.47503759

Gura's toots are better. Must be fragrant.

>> No.47503763

>>47503683
>>47503687
>>47503696
T o T

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>>47503683
imagine how cute her li'l hands look wrapped around your fully engorged manhood

ToT

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>my toots are better

>> No.47503783

I still don't understand what painting the train does

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>>47502989
VSR makes it less garbage but it's still bad

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>>47503337
my first downloaded game was in 2002...

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47503801

>>47503683
>>47503687
>>47503696

>> No.47503802

Return to Rust eventually?

>> No.47503804

>>47503783
it changes color

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47503808

>>47503767
>>47503735
>>47503742
>>47503755
>>47503687
Bring me this shark.

>> No.47503815

>>47503783
It makes you faster

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Dammit it, I would pick this girl up and never ever EVER let her go!

>> No.47503849

>>47503802
not with those new rules, lol

>> No.47503847

Smelia Cuntson killed the rust collabs.

>> No.47503850

Momma Shark Tetris genius

>> No.47503854

Gura misses Rust. She spent so many hours in that game. Everyone is playng puyo puyo tetris over Rust. Her mother is good at tetris and she is not.

>> No.47503861

imagine there being a video game that your mom is better at than you

>> No.47503874

>>47503815
Yeah, if its red ya git
WAAAAAAAGH!!!

>> No.47503896

>>47503815
only the red
>>47503861
candy crush

>> No.47503898

That was hot

>> No.47503903

She is very sexy today

>> No.47503918

>>47503861
my mom is pretty good at galaga

>> No.47503920
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47503920

Lots of past and family mentions today

>> No.47503921

>>47503861
I can demolish my mom at literally any game in the world. The only exception is Twisted Metal: Small Brawl. I have no idea how, but she was a legend at it.

>> No.47503925

>>47503854
She spent many hours playing the game but not streaming it.

>> No.47503931

shes horny...

>> No.47503949

adding all the fag ass rules to rust ruined all the fun
any of the girls who didnt like it should have just fucked off and played something else.

>> No.47503957

>>47503783
Red make da battlewagon go fasta like

>> No.47503965

>>47503861
My mom would absolutely hand my ass at Rummy, physical or digital

>> No.47503970

>>47503861
I used to ask my mom to button mash certain parts of games because I couldn't mash fast enough.

>> No.47503972

>>47503861
I think my mom is better than me at Tetris too. She used to hog my gameboy and play for hours

>> No.47503985

>>47503861
My mom is pretty good at Tetris too, and Banjo Kazooie

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>>47503783
Red wunz go fasta, blue wuns iz lucky.

>> No.47504003

>That mmmmmm from Gura
I'm ngmi

>> No.47504041
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47504041

Yeah, me.

>> No.47504052

Gura likes lots of salt, apparently. So do I, honestly

>> No.47504073

Low blood pressure confirmed.

>> No.47504075

>those of us that struggle with... the... opposite

>> No.47504076

>>47503861
My Mom passed me up in Pokemon Go and I dont think i can ever live that down

>> No.47504094

So Gura has low blood pressure? Makes sense

>> No.47504108

>>47503949
They made the map way too big for the following season. I think just one of the biomes was bigger than the entire map that the Bigfish arc was on

>> No.47504118

So that's how she cooks. Just add salt to it. Gura swimming with the water monster Barry.

>> No.47504120

>>47503985
>>47503972
>>47503970
>>47503965
>>47503921
>>47503918
>>47504076
>>47503896
you guys are lucky to have gamer moms. my mom hated video games. every game I played as a kid was against my mom's will

>> No.47504136

>>47504073
Hasn't she said it before? It might as well be the same as her anemia. Little girl takes 20min to get out of bed or she passes out

>> No.47504148

>Gura has low enough bp she's told to eat more salt
I'm going to CONCERRRRRRRRRRRRRN

>> No.47504149

>>47504073
>>47504094
How new?

>> No.47504158

chumdoctors what is her ailment?

>> No.47504166

BARRY BTFO

>> No.47504179

>>47503861
im pretty sure she can beat my ass in any of her phone games

>> No.47504181

>>47504120
nah that was me too
I was only allowed to play E-rated games until I turned 18

>> No.47504195

>>47504120
I wouldn't really call her a gamer, but she did play a few video games with us when we were very young. She stopped when we got into the PS2 era

>> No.47504199

>>47504136
>Hasn't she said it before?
Not that I can recall. She's been very cagey about the feinting.

>> No.47504204

>>47504073
>>47504094
>>47504148
Not an excuse

>> No.47504205

>>47504158
child

>> No.47504215

>>47504158
vasovagal syncope + depression
yes i know what im talking about

>> No.47504223

>>47504158
Not enough sex

>> No.47504229

>>47504158
shes retarded

>> No.47504234

>>47504094
>>47504075
>>47504073
What are 5 causes of low blood pressure?
Image result for hypotension causes
What causes low blood pressure?
>Blood loss from an injury that causes a sudden drop in blood pressure.
>Dehydration.
>Diabetes.
>Heart problems such as arrhythmias (irregular heartbeat)
>Medicines to treat high blood pressure, depression, or Parkinson's.
>Pregnancy.

>> No.47504235

>>47504149
Don't think she's every mentioned it before. You could infer it from her syncopes, but she's never outright confirmed it.

>> No.47504255

God she's so.. cunny today!

>> No.47504261

Holy SEX

>> No.47504264

>>47504234
>Being a submarine captain

>> No.47504275

>>47504158
Syncope, Hypotension, Anemia, and Depression
Probably more than that

>> No.47504278

>>47504234
maybe listen to someone who knows what they are talking about >>47504215

>> No.47504311

Chelsea HATE

>> No.47504320

Chelsea...

>> No.47504323

>No
Imagine if her real name was Chelsea

>> No.47504326

>>47504215
Thanks, doc.

>> No.47504334

She's shaming barry. Would you like her if her name was Chelsea. I guess not.

>> No.47504340

>>47504199
She said it early-ish on, don't recall the exact stream but I think it was around Luigi's mansion

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>>47504215
>gura can't have sex because anytime you attempt to put it in she passes out
would you still date her?

>> No.47504373

shes thinking about baby names...

>> No.47504400

>>47504234
Just know that if you keep pushing the P i'm sure oneday you will be right.

>> No.47504407

>>47504349
Yes
Plenty of other fun lewd things you can do

>> No.47504408

She seems horny today, must not have gotten her pre-stream fap in

>> No.47504420

>>47504349
Just have her sign a consent form giving you permission to use her unconscious body

>> No.47504424

>>47504275
I'm convinced she has/had a chronic low self esteem too. She used to be so weird about getting compliments.

>> No.47504438

>>47504349
pretty sure sex would increase your blood pressure senpai

>> No.47504447

gura talking about graduating...

>> No.47504459

>Gura shitting on the doubters

>> No.47504460
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>>47504120
Man I remember wanting a ps2 so bad I used to get so excited to get haircuts because the barber had ps2s we could play on the children's seat. I would always ask my mom if it was time for me to get a haircut yet and I guess she must've felt kinda bad because she got me a ps2 on christmas. It was super late and the ps3 was already coming out but I didn't care, I loved that thing to death up until I started college.

I miss you mom... Anons with living parents, go hug them now.

>> No.47504464

ITS OVER SHE"S GRADUATING TO BE A PIRATE

>> No.47504465

Oooooooo

>> No.47504466

Chelsea isn't an atlantean name. She wants a pirate name in her next... (not next life)... Chat crying over her saying that.

>> No.47504473

>>47504215
She's joked (or maybe not joked?) about having narcolepsy. Seems like that would fit into it?

>> No.47504475
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>> No.47504479

>Panic button fags inc

>> No.47504490

lol the way she said that makes me think Chelsea was one of her potential names before going with Gura

>> No.47504495
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Ahooooy!

>> No.47504505

Gawrbrush Threepwood

>> No.47504506
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>>47504447
Hold on we will make it.

>> No.47504517

>>47504340
>She said it early-ish on
Maybe. I didn't fall down the gachikoi rabbit hole until like May of 2021.

>> No.47504518

>>47504464
First she becomes Aqua now she's trying to become Marine too???

>> No.47504526
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>> No.47504528

>>47504464
I KNEW IT

>> No.47504554

How big is the chat delay on her side? I'm trying to optimize my message timing.

>> No.47504567

Gura is scrapmaxxing

>> No.47504571

>>47504466
the Pirate is her next outfit.... I hope I got that right.

>> No.47504572

She could've said something mean but she has goldfish brain. A timid fish position? She maxed all her stuff. Time for Charles battle? Gotta get more scrap.

>> No.47504578

Did she just gradustion bait??? wtf bros!?

>> No.47504584
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gura is being very very very very very very cute today

>> No.47504589

>>47504554
if shes looking over - it's about 5 seconds too late to post

>> No.47504592

>>47504438
you're only pretty sure...?
anon, are you a virgin?

>> No.47504599

>>47504473
yes
vasovagal syncope has a very common symptom of fainting/passing out as well as sudden extreme exhaustion and headaches

>> No.47504627

>>47504554
I've gotten two messages read, usually about 3seconds after.

>> No.47504634

>>47504554
Maybe 5-10s? When she went
>ohhhhh here it comes
in response to the next life concernfags I looked over and it was almost entirely AHOOOOOY posting.

>> No.47504650

>>47504592
Of course. Where do you think we are?

>> No.47504657
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She's very chatty. It's like a whole new Gura compared to Friday's stream

>> No.47504685

why does gura keep saying hebe

>> No.47504693

Wait I thought Gura was the antichrist why is she warding off demons?

>> No.47504695
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>>47504650

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>>47504592

>> No.47504714

you can't say that, Gura!

>> No.47504730

>bugman
gura you can't say that!

>> No.47504733

>>47504693
Anticharchivist.

>> No.47504735

>>47504685
she's a hebephile

>> No.47504739

>>47504693
There can only be one

>> No.47504736

CHINABROS STATUS?

>> No.47504740

WOOP WOOP

>> No.47504756

>destroy this little bugman
Gura your social credit rating...

>> No.47504759

>>47504657
Had to shake the rust off

>> No.47504765
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>>47504584
Business as usual.

>> No.47504763

>bugman
GURA NO
THINK OF WHAT HAPPENED TO COCO

>> No.47504783

soundposters, get on it.

>> No.47504790

AIIEEEEE SHE SAID THE FUNNY WORD

>> No.47504804

>>47504695
I'm 32 years old, 6'5, and in the best shape of my life. I legit do not care anymore. Wife or die alone.

>> No.47504833

kek based fuck China

>> No.47504832

Sorry bugmen

>> No.47504855

>>47504804
>6'5
>imagine being shorter than 7'

>> No.47504857

"We're absoluttely going to destroy this little bugman" Gura... I think you aren't allowed to say that. She's like Tom Hanks from the Polar Express. She doesn't want to be late.

>> No.47504862

gura making a schedule joke
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.47504886
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>>47504763
Based

>> No.47504888

>>47504855
I hit my head on doors often enough that I definitely would never want to be taller than I am.

>> No.47504912
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the voice she does when she gets scrap makes me feel funny

>> No.47504914
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for (you)

>> No.47504922

>my little grubby.... hands on

>> No.47504928

I call my cock "scrap."

>> No.47504933

She keeps talking about putting things in her mouth

>> No.47504939

>>47504888
I'm 6'2", trade heights with me

>> No.47504947

>>47504855
I'm 5'5, anon. I think you can pick me up and fuck me in the air.

>> No.47504958

I'm gonna stop making funny comments because she keeps reading them, I'll let you guys get some attention too.

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>>47504914
oooo tasty

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> put it in my mouth

she cant stop talking about putting things in her mouth...

>> No.47504987

How will catalogfags cope with all these streams?

>> No.47504993

Hell yeah Gura, don't speak to spooks!

>> No.47504996

>>47504933
yea, me

>> No.47505002

>>47504939
Buy some boots you'll be fine.

>> No.47505014

I'll cum easily

>> No.47505015

You just run them over, Gura

>> No.47505016

>>47504947
I didn't know Saplings were in this thread

>> No.47505026

>>47504947
anon... that's...
a little gay, dude

>> No.47505032

>he isn't gonna come very easily

>> No.47505042

>>47504993
Absolutely based

>> No.47505045

>>47504987
by pretending that shes being harassed by her fans asking her to communicate

>> No.47505047

she really emphasized that 'come'...

>> No.47505052

crunch crunch

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>>47504958
im too shy
i purposely make uninteresting comments. mostly sending just emotes.

>> No.47505064
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47505064

>I don't think he's going to CUM very easily

>> No.47505066

Thornberry dad mention. Gura did the smashing line.

>> No.47505067

>I don't think he's gonna cum very easily

>> No.47505072

Based Gura with the Nigel reference.

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>>47504947
hot

>> No.47505110
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I don't think he's going to COME very easily

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fish with legs, huh?

>> No.47505115

>>47504947
Hey me too
Not the faggot part, but yeah

>> No.47505118

>Fish with legs
Does anyone have the pic of gura escaping the ocean?

>> No.47505132

wouldn't it be crazy if i just graduated xD

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>>47505114
aaaand it's gone

>> No.47505162

>>47505115
god damn I'm 5'8" if I lost another three inches i'd commit die

>> No.47505169

>>47504888
>wanted to be exactly 2m tall
>6'6"
This is the second time nature cheated me of 10 centimeters.

>> No.47505172

that train is me

>> No.47505177

Gura kissed me (not you)

>> No.47505180

That train? Yeah me.

>> No.47505183

SHE KISSED ME

>> No.47505188

>gura kisses you at least 3 times every time one of you leave the house
Amazing

>> No.47505204

>>47505114
I would fuck the shit out of this

>> No.47505207

THOSE KISSES ARE MINE, BACK OFF

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I'd follow Gura into the woods

>> No.47505227

>>47505118
>>47505114
Thanks time-travelling bud

>> No.47505240

A frowny face made of hair. That is a sick burn there Gura. Those fish with legs that can climb trees is a terrifying thought to Gura. That last place you'd follow is a vtuber in the woods? I'd follow Gura.

>> No.47505242

Gura is going to take my mithril armor...

>> No.47505262

Bombarded with kisses

>> No.47505263

I miss Gura's ASMR kisses

>> No.47505270

Bratty shark...

>> No.47505282

I HATE TRAINS I HATE TRAINS I HATE TRAINS I HATE TRAINS I HATE TRAINS

>> No.47505292

>>47505263
i hope she was reading prechat and realizing how badly people want another asmr stream

>> No.47505295

Gonna need a soundpost for that cum very easily part

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>>47505263
soon...

>> No.47505344

>>47505282
You forgot to take out the i

>> No.47505351

>>47505292
bud she is not ignorant to it, whatever the holdup over the past two years oh god has been it's definitely not because she doesn't think we're interested

>> No.47505364

>>47505263
Soon we will get an entire themed ASMR stream of making out in the car!

>> No.47505369
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I need her.

>> No.47505391

>>47505292
She is well aware of the feistybuds. She is edging us on purpose

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>>47505114
>>47505152

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>>47505282

>> No.47505416

Gura is so screwed. A toot of defiance. Gura is the alpha tooter.

>> No.47505434

>>47505410
I remember these...

>> No.47505442

>>47505292
Didnt she have a member stream a few months ago where she talked about some RP and ASMR ideas she had because she knows we want more of that?

>> No.47505449

>>47505369
I need her and another dmc

>> No.47505450

Gura's massive sharcocks

>> No.47505452
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>mine's bigger

>> No.47505471

Gura's knees? Yeah, me.

>> No.47505480

how useless is cover's management? like holy shit why is the most loved and subscribed vtuber in the world having pc problems and 2d app problems FOR SO LONG
why is nobody doing anything for her?

>> No.47505493

>>47504735
Shes just like me frfr

>> No.47505503

>>47505442
Yeah, she denied us bratty succubus asmr

>> No.47505518

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw
11 years ago, jesas

>> No.47505540

>>47504735
Nah thats too old for her. Those figures of hers are completely flat

>> No.47505547

>>47505480
She isn't the most subscribed vtuber in the world.

>> No.47505552

>>47505480
less than useless
management is an active detriment

>> No.47505559

>>47505442
Valentine's day was a regular zatsu

>> No.47505562

>>47505480
Cover is a corporation. Corporations do not like spending money unless absolutely necessary. To them, Gura is making them money and is therefore not necessary to spend money on.

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>>47505480
remember when they rigged a hole through her new outfit and only fixed it after twitter shitstorm?

>> No.47505568

>>47505282
>>47505410
>>47505518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coRZ53dyr0c
Save this for after the stream.

>> No.47505576

>wind socks turn Gura on

>> No.47505582

>>47505503
she was very interested in bratty little sister though which would be even hotter

>> No.47505613

Gura's toots are bigger? Gura going gaki on Charles. Calling him weak. She wants to find the blue paint can.

>> No.47505624

>>47505568
Oh whoops, my ctrl c took a shit apparently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxrF9Goaei8

>> No.47505627

>>47505566
google her riggers name to see something funny

>> No.47505635
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>>47505582
little sister overdrive... I need it

>> No.47505645

>>47505442
She's mentioned it very regularly in members streams i feel. Not even getting into her valentines stream where she basically described this whole long date RP scenario she came up with

>> No.47505648

>>47505480
WHat are they supposed to do? She bought a $5k PC, if she's too lazy to fix shit after months then Cover can't save her from that. They'd ship her parts and they'd lie around for 3 months before going into the PC

>> No.47505649

cheating shark...

>> No.47505654

Is gura frozen or she just not in front of the app? the l2d is doing that up and down sway motion for when the camera isn't capturing the face movement

>> No.47505657

>>47505559
Honestly the streams have been so spaced out lately that my memory gets kind of jumbled up with them.

>> No.47505675

>>47505627
Please don't use slurs here, anon.

>> No.47505690

>>47505480
>things_cover_should_do.txt
They should be buying PCs for their talents and have someone on call for support for a 400-employee company, but Yagoo wants to build a game instead.

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>>47505624
memories of the golden age of the internet have flooded my head

>> No.47505714

>>47505627
sometimes reddit is based

>> No.47505715

Is Gura... you know....

>> No.47505716

Gura...

>> No.47505721

>>47505480
how useless is gura? like holy shit why does a human with a working brain and access to google having pc problems and 2d app problems FOR SO LONG
why is she not doing anything?

>> No.47505729

>>47505648
it's not for a lack of hardware, she just needs a dedicated tech support (me)

>> No.47505732

goob...

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>> No.47505735

>no compass
she's right, even though it's assumed north is up thats still extremely shitty map design

>> No.47505742

Gura lost in directions. Doesn't know where north is.

>> No.47505759

>>47505675
TOTAL RIGGER DEATH

>> No.47505771

Holy moly she's actually retarded
I love her

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>> No.47505785

Gura your southern slipped out for a second there

>> No.47505792

to be fair, I'd get confused by that as well

>> No.47505804

>>47505735
It's not shitty map design. They never tell you what cardinal direction to go in. They also give you very clear map pointers and waypoints for missions. Cardinal directions never come into play.

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reminder that this is an unedited screenshot from her outfit debut stream

>> No.47505819
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>>47505635
I don't think Gura digs the little sister stuff, because she is a little sister. I think she likes being the submissive pet type

>> No.47505827

I don't think any girl om earth will ever be able to match up to Gura for me

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damn, this shart is so retarded, isn't she?

>> No.47505846

>>47505735
All maps when looked at properly point north up.

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>>47505480
Because all of Cover's support staff is in Japan and there are no branches in the West and such so for them to give any direct help is a very costly manner. That also applies to the ID girls and they are screwed also.

>> No.47505865
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mango monster and sweet potato chips to watch with shark kino

>> No.47505870

east? i thought u said weast

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>>47505819
She's actually the big sister. But I'm more than fine with pet Gura.

>> No.47505891

>>47505715
My Wife? Yeah.

>> No.47505906

>>47505846
what about a map of the north pole dummy? what then huh?

>> No.47505907

>>47505865
Clean your fucking desk.

>> No.47505915

>>47505865
clean up your desk you northman

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I love this dummy so much

>> No.47505936

>>47505846
>>47505804
Maps, in general, should always include a compass. That's literally one of the most basic map design elements for anything.

>> No.47505951

>>47505855
for how big a market EN has in America, it's way overdue that they put an office in LA. EN has 7 girls and 7 guys in NA and the fact that their letters and merch still need to come in from Japan is embarassing

>> No.47505958

>>47505865
>He didn't like the stream
Fake fan

>> No.47505983

She'll run you over if you are standing there. It's your fault like baseball. Can't go through people anymore in baseball anymore?

>> No.47505995

If you ever get mad at Gura, just remember that she's borderline retarded as evidenced by this stream

>> No.47506007

>>47505865
>mango monster
kinda meh taste anon

>> No.47506027

>>47505889
>had to have sharkbro play Slenderman for her
>he thinks Gura's the older one
That's classic little sister stuff right there. See scary thing, get protection from big brother

>> No.47506025

>>47505907
>>47505915
nei.

>> No.47506028

Is this your oshi, chumbuds? She is fucking a retard

>> No.47506032

>>47505865
nice, I made a BLT

>> No.47506034

The game is taking too long. She's going to run out of time.

>> No.47506043

>>47505951
>in LA
I really hope they choose somewhere else because I can't imagine how much it must suck for Kiara/any future euro/uk ENs to work on JP time

>> No.47506059

>>47505865
cunny is indeed warm and tasty

>> No.47506062

Dora lives rent free in her head

>> No.47506065

with dbd and rhythm game experience shouldnt she be good at this minigame..

>> No.47506068
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>>47506028
Yeah, isn't she perfect?

>> No.47506067

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gllsPrRhRP8

>> No.47506100

this is how you know she hasn't been playing DBD

>> No.47506101

Baseball refrence
Gura is 100% correct, it is defensive interference if someone is in the baseline and impedes the runner in anyway, so don't avoid the first baseman, he has to move, you run through him and get your free base

>> No.47506108

>>47506007
its by far the best flavour

>> No.47506123

>>47506065
she plays games through OBS

>> No.47506132

Gura going sensual dora on this lock pick. She got her blue paint. She tried playing Rhythm Doctor before. It's pretty good. First few levels so far.

>> No.47506153

>>47505951
>LA
I would hope they don't pick that dump for an office. I think Texas would probably be better
>>47506028
Isn't she great?

>> No.47506160

how close is she to beating the game?

>> No.47506163

>>47505951
You would think that but compared to how big the JP, KR and China markets for vtubing. The west market is still very tiny and even now the west's mainstream audience is barely catching on to vtubers even after two years and with Gooba and Pekora making themselves known. So yeah I am not surprised Cover isn't completely supporting EN and ID as much as they do JP.

>> No.47506162

>>47506100
You're gonna trigger the threadshitter anon, anyone with a functioning brain already knew that

>> No.47506171

>>47506007
Second best flavor after the OG

>> No.47506193

>>47505983
Fielders can't block the base path. Catchers can't block the plate until after they have the ball.

>> No.47506197

>>47505995
I tried telling them that all week. Gura must be handled with care.

>> No.47506196

shirako

>> No.47506217

aaaand her moonface is frozen kek

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>>47506108
>>47506171
Plebes

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>>47505995
>>47506197

>> No.47506263

>>47506160
pretty sure she can do the finale anytime now

>> No.47506269

I like when Gura reads my comments

>> No.47506275
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ogey

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>>47506028
Yes, I'm a lucky man.

>> No.47506318

>>47506171
OG is mediocre, ultra paradise is the best

>> No.47506320

>i played dead by daylight dumbass

>> No.47506324

pretty sick loop

>> No.47506329

Going after Cyan paint. She's is stafing charles with a tent. Now this is gaming.

>> No.47506359

>just fucking leaves humiliated

>> No.47506370

>>47506101
Someone said that in a comment. She read it. She didn't know lol

>> No.47506395

Holy shit those jukes

>> No.47506399

I still don't understand this game

>> No.47506424

My desire to marry Gura is so strong it makes you all look like pathetic posers. I will fight you at the bottom of the Mariana trench and I WILL win.

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>Charles right now

>> No.47506438

>>47506399
what is there not to understand?

>> No.47506436

gura the paint...

>> No.47506443

>>47506399
she needs to kill charles
thats about it

>> No.47506446

She hates Chelsea name. Just call her George.

>> No.47506459

>>47506399
I don't either, I'm just enjoying her noises and tangents

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>>47505162
Just have to play the cards you're dealt
In my case I can pull off female character cosplays pretty well

>> No.47506492

>>47506399
Same. She picks stuff up and shoots a spider train

>> No.47506540

>>47506123
I think she said she stopped doing that

>> No.47506543

>>47506492
That's the game, you understand

>> No.47506546

>>47505162
If I could trade height with you I would

>> No.47506580

Gura finds a big ducky. She's shuba shubaing. Shuba love.

>> No.47506599

>>47506471
put on the Gura costume

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i love guras voice so much i cant take it

>> No.47506611

>he's not soulless
>he's just happy
>permanently

>> No.47506615

Gura's more rapeable than usual tonight

>> No.47506619

audiobud...

>> No.47506644

>>47506471
>too short to be a masculine man
>too tall to be a cute femboy
>just the right height to sit alone and watch shark

>> No.47506652

Can the fisher catch gura? Demon train needs help

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>>47506611

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>>47506269
Senpai noticed me

>> No.47506678

>>47506615
How so?

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>>47506602
I told her I love her voice so she's laying it on thick today.

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>> No.47506714

>>47506619
what happened to that guy

>> No.47506751

She got her Cyan. We've got gooba blue paint. Nearing the end Choo Choo Charles before we get some superchats.

>> No.47506792

>>47506714
last thing i remember him saying was that he was getting busy with IRL stuff

>> No.47506815

is that really cyan looks more turquoise

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I want to tickle Gura pink

>> No.47506832

>>47506699
Every time I listen to this I have a huge urge to give her a hug and tell her it's gonna be alright

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when i listen to gura in the background it sounds like im listening to a 10 year old girl, not even including her voice.

>> No.47506870

gura was sucking dicks for crayons...

>> No.47506885

>>47506870
Yeah, mine.

>> No.47506887

Gura ran a black market crayon operation

>> No.47506903

>shady crayon deals
what the FUCK

>> No.47506926

Speaking of crayon colors, she didn't eat it this time around. A hot pink crayon? Electric pink? When she was a baby, the other girls like this one pink crayon and they used to steal it from others? Underworld crayon dealings. Girls crying and fighting over this crayon? Gura never stole it. She's a good shark.

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I want to pat Gura's head and tell her she's a good girl

>> No.47506953

Gura was a crayon trafficker.

>> No.47506974

>>47506699
https://vocaroo.com/1kkXcFZe5xYo

>> No.47507003

I want to FUCK Gura(respectfully)

>> No.47507035

>>47507003
same desu

>> No.47507044

>>47506699
Knowing she said this around the time her childhood pet died and she wasn't able to handle it well... I want to hug her so badly

>> No.47507060

ehehe

>> No.47507062

>>47507003
shes a child mentally and physically
shes not ready yet

>> No.47507065

Gura thought the guy who said invicates when they meant indicates was cute. That could've been me!

>> No.47507087

>>47506928
Careful, she'll cum.

>> No.47507094

>>47507003
I'm gonna rape her gently and with consent.

>> No.47507098

I'm not even watching the stream, just have her on in the background

>> No.47507135

please stop joking about fucking my daughter, its not funny

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>>47507087
*pets harder*

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>>47507087

>> No.47507189

>>47507135
I'm not joking

>> No.47507203

Gura is a screamer when she's not ready to face charles yet. We are reaching end game Charles fight soon.

>> No.47507222

>>47507135
Tell your daughter to stop being so damn sexy then.

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>>47506903

>> No.47507251

someone bake a new bread

>> No.47507272

>>47507251
Why don't you?

>> No.47507279

>>47507065
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>> No.47507286

I want to lick Gura's cunny and butthole

>> No.47507287

>>47507135
>joking

>> No.47507290

My salty meatball cookin wife...

>> No.47507305

Gura's salty balls...

>> No.47507313

Gura balls

>> No.47507332

>meatload
yeah mine

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