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So tell me about yourself, what makes you think you'd be a great vtuber for our company?

>> No.47068129
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47068129

Um... uh.... I like video games....

>> No.47068174

Conveniently placed camera.

>> No.47068812

>>47067495
Whats up with that weird painting?

>> No.47068928
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>> No.47068932

>>47067495
I will provide
- the funny
- the relatable
I know I passed, call when you're ready to discuss the conditions.

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>>47068932
That's all it takes.

>> No.47069052

>>47067495
I'll do the tard wrangling if the management won't.

>> No.47069098

>>47068129
enough with this stupid penis awe images

>> No.47069133
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47069133

>My work speaks for itself

>> No.47069306

>>47067495
I have absolutely zero redeeming qualities as a streamer, but I can be the company whore in exchange for letting me join your team anyway. Deal?

>> No.47069343

I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

>> No.47070067

>>47067495
I speak japanese and english, I'm fairly entertaining, and I have an androgen insensitivity and my voice never dropped, so I can play a girl if need be without sounding like a tranny

>> No.47070573

>>47069133
>No spine
>No integrity
>No charm
>Basically a male without balls
>Constantly reminds the viewers why women shouldn't be allowed to vote
Getting riden on a casting couch was probably the only way she ever got a job.

>> No.47070683

>>47067495
I have severe mental health issues and cant deal with stress and anxiety well, i also react poorly to negative people and cant help but argue with schizos. I will likely graduate or be forced to quit within a year due to yabs

>> No.47070759
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>>47067495
my current activity gave birth to a few normie memes, i can be the average white western girl and people will consider me cute and the pinnacle of vtubing
so when do we start?

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>> No.47076681

>>47067495
big dick

>> No.47082317

>>47067495
>>47068129
yeah this

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>>47070573
>male without balls
Would you touch the pippenis, /vt/?

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I'm good at sex

>> No.47085782

>>47067495
I'd be boring but I would stream

>> No.47085975

>>47067495
I could unironically stream 8 hours a day at least 5 days a week

>> No.47086115

>>47067495
I am unhinged menhera.

>> No.47086201

>>47068928
me on the right

>> No.47087195

>>47069133
post the edit

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