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>> No.47026636
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>>47026590
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.47026813

>>47026636
Amen

>> No.47026873

I just realized Bettel has claws in the OP pic. Hot.

>> No.47026889

>>47026636
Amen.

>> No.47026906

i think flayon wrote this fic https://archiveofourown.org/works/46354393

>> No.47027031
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>>47026906

>> No.47027078

am actually scared of the kintama bro collab. axmag sisters are going to be a nightmare

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>>47026636
Amen.

>> No.47027296
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Magnoir love...
All boys love but these two make me so happy

>> No.47027330

>>47026873
i think that's just how women draw hands

>> No.47027356
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>>47027078
We're on a Mongolian basket weaving forum. You can't expect sanity here.

>> No.47027452

>>47027330
nah look at magni's hands for comparison ghey drew bettel with stiletto nails for some reason

>> No.47027492

>>47027078
Don't worry, the collab won't happen. Something will come up and they end up not interacting on stream another six months

>> No.47027619

>>47027330
>>47027452
Look at Bettel's art reference. He has sharp nails under his gloves.

>> No.47027628
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>>47027452
I mean he does have claws in his design, I just don't usually see them drawn when he has his gloves off or in a more casual outfit. I guess we don't know if they are his nails or just part of the gloves

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>> No.47027751

I do not think Bettel Gavis is a funny man.

>> No.47027831

>>47027751
Who? I only know Bill Glinton.

>> No.47027840

I think Axel should be inside Magni at all times.

>> No.47027894
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>>47027840
me too sis

>> No.47027911
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Mechabirb sex

>> No.47027997

>>47027751
this is true, bettel gavis is a funny woman

>> No.47028096

>>47027997
funny woman is an oxymoron

>> No.47028167

>>47028096
ur a regular moron

>> No.47028176

>>47028096
Magni...

>> No.47028262

>>47028096
but it's funny when she begs me not to kill her for spilling bleach all over my favorite shirt.....

>> No.47028480

>>47028096
cringe take

>> No.47028713

Sometimes I'm sad mama doesn't get fujo art/fics, but on the other hand imagining him in fujo situations feels kinda strange ...

>> No.47028738
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I want Magni to smooch me

>> No.47028802

>>47028738
with tongue ToT

>> No.47028870

>>47028802
Yes uwu
desu i'd smooch almost all of the tempus boys

>> No.47029034

>>47028870
whore who would you not smooch?

>> No.47029115

>>47029034
i have like zero yume feels towards flay and altare, but the rest could get it

>> No.47029238

Do you think they'll get a cafe collab someday?

>> No.47029426

>>47028096
Explain Magni.

>> No.47029492

>>47029238
I hope so but I'm not gonna hold my breath.. especially with merch going in the shitter I can't see Cover going out of their way to do things like that with the boys

>> No.47029565
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I want to be locked into a room with Axel during his rut

>> No.47029576
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https://twitter.com/Minchi_anda/status/1645119583848910848

>> No.47029678

>>47029576
>Altare's fw being stuck next to Nowa until the sun burns out

>> No.47029759

>>47029576
>altare not washington
this is why you don't outsource elysium's protected heritage art to foreigners

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>>47029576
>Vesper representing the president who had bouts of depression and got assassinated

What did the artist mean by this?

>> No.47030015 [SPOILER] 
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to be sandwiched between these two...

>> No.47030184
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I like that Flay still replies to fan art with essays on the strong points

>> No.47030302

>>47030184
he does a good job grooming artists.

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Did you do your YATTA reps today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14fvzONgOuU

>> No.47030492

Magni said he won't stream tomorrow, right? So he probably will put up a schedule tomorrow or just before his Tuesday stream

>> No.47030546

>>47030403
K E K, Vesper's "WE DID IT!" is the most played section of the MV. I love him

>> No.47030693

>>47029759
>>47029993
it could have just been an aesthetic feel decision, nothing to go schizo over.

>> No.47030721

>>47030403
I always like how fucking good Astel sounds for this meme shit

>> No.47030749

I MISS tempus skits and comms open, they were very funny streams...

>> No.47031199

kintama bros collab soon…..right?

>> No.47031239
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>>47031199
haha, right...?

>> No.47031443
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Last minute bunny man https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1645314684156022784

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>>47031199
I believe,,

>> No.47031692

Watching the ranch simulator vod is making me miss the good old Raft days so much

>> No.47031729

>>47031692
I miss HQ collabs dude, please give...

>> No.47031884
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>>47031199
Hopium

>> No.47032157

>>47031199
>kintama
why are they called kintama

>> No.47032296

>>47032157
Because Axel can't stop thinking about dick and balls Axel kept calling a Portal ball kintama and then decided on it, Magni didn't even know what it meant at first

>> No.47032332

>>47032157
Watch the Portal 2 collab, VGsister.

>> No.47032509

Just watched vesper play one of my favorite games and hes a retard

>keeps forgetting what "struck" is every 5 minutes
>forgetting key details within seconds
>hitting the wrong key, costing him progress if he had recorded the cause of death instead of revisiting said death
>commentary that isnt even funny to anyone not a preteen
>only reads the most useless chat instead of the many tips that dont even spoil the story

Chat should backseat him harder, his stupidity wont get him through the game

>> No.47032660

What is the appeal of axmag, how is it shipped so much when they don't do anything together?

>> No.47032799

>>47032509
>/mans/ said he was the smartest
>turns out vesper is nothing more than a "he's just like fr fr" and /mans/ mistook that for smarts

>> No.47032813

>>47032660
Maybe cause of the Magni dumpy talk and the way Axel goes "Magniiiiiiiii." Dunno I'm not really qualified to talk about gay ships since I normally tend to keep things straight

>> No.47032914
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>>47032660
They're like starcrossed lovers built for eachother, but the universe won't let them be.

>> No.47032924

>>47032509
literally any other tempus member would have done a better job at this, what a waste of perms

>> No.47033153

>>47032660
Axmag used to have a lot of fuel early debut

>> No.47033295

>>47032924
>Bettel
>Flayon
>Hakka
VGbakas want to have a word with you.

>> No.47033297

Flayon's Minecraft stream was quite nice I usually don't watch him but seeing his bumbling around and how quickly his mind switches tracks when he's talking was amusing. I got work in four hours se good night MANS.
btw would Altare be weak to dirty talk? I know he squirms when something sexual happens but would it extend to dirty talk?

>> No.47033359

>>47032924
shinri. it's just shinri.
both axel and altare wouldn't have the patience for it.
magni would be as lost as vesper.
the rest of the vg boys see >>47033295

>> No.47033406

>>47033153
So why hasn't it died off like altnowa

>> No.47033513

>>47033406
the fighting rrats made talking about altnowa here boring I still like altnowa and after l4d2 altnowa shippers were excited its just not as heavily discussed

>> No.47033651

>>47032296
that portal 2 collab was really cute.
remember they both just woke up before stream i believe they fucked hard last night

>> No.47033674

>>47033513
I see, thank you

>> No.47033705

>accidentally try to read the thread on mobile without shipfaggot filters in place
>how bad can it be
yep that was a mistake

>> No.47033727
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>>47033406
>from a fujo-only perspective
they have a lot of close complementary traits (as opposed to clownfish which is very far/opposite complementary), giving them a sense of maturity and genuine chemistry without feeling like your typical cringe seme-uke ship. there's almost a heightened hidden sensuality in not interacting on stream as much, but clearly still in communication and good terms behind the scenes
>from a sane person perspective
sisters can't move on from the smallest of crumbs

>> No.47033790 [SPOILER] 
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>>47033705

>> No.47033796

>>47033727
>clownfish
do anons actually like clownfish unironically?

>> No.47033799

>>47033705
what did you expect at this time?

>> No.47033842
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>>47026636
Amen.

>> No.47033881

>>47033705
it's deadhours what did you expect kek

>> No.47033948

>>47033796
i've seen at least two unironic clownfish anons /here/, due to the opposites attract idea. a stupid property to ship by, but there are dumber ones out there

>> No.47033967

>>47030749
Commissions Open with Gintama Beaver next week.

>> No.47034021

>>47033967
BUT I WANT JUDGE MAGNI. FUCK

>> No.47034079

AltXel…

>> No.47034115

>>47034079
Oh i meant VespAxel or whatever it is, on the topic of dumb ships.

>> No.47034133

Can't wait for Apex arc to be over after this week

>> No.47034149

>>47033796
I like it only because the comedy coming from it makes me bawl my eyes out (affectionately). Fujos can think about them fucking or whatever.

>> No.47034190

>>47034133
me too

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>>47034133
>>47034190
I'm going to miss this team...

>> No.47034466

I don't want for Apex arc to be over after this week...

>> No.47034525

>>47034466
apex threads were some of the best threads we've had in months

>> No.47034585

Who's in the wow collab
Is the kintama collab this week
Is payday on

>> No.47034598

>>47034466
good chance axel will still play so you can always watch him I guess

>> No.47034699

>>47034466
Apex arc was great, snake bite, less solo dingo Apex, cute Selen cackling, and most importantly, riptare and noctare food mmmmm

>> No.47034714

youtube recommended me leader's debut stream.. his nervous laughs were so cute and nerdy sounding

>> No.47034721

>>47034133
5 days till its finally over

>> No.47034767
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>>47034133
Soon...
Only for it to repeat next year...

>> No.47034825

I woke up too early, I'm that excited for tsb

>> No.47034832

>>47034767
next year it won't be the same line up except dingo and maybe rpr coaching

>> No.47034871

>>47034832
Do you think Axel would get the invite again? If vsai is even happening next year, wasn't this one supposed to be the last one?

>> No.47034923

>>47034871
I mean for any apex tourney not just vsai, nobody else is passionate enough to do anything but accept his invites

>> No.47034925
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>>47034767
Isn't this the last vsaikyo?

>> No.47034968

>>47034925
yeah with this year being final vsaikyo there likely won't be another apex arc. bettel and leader seem like they're pushing for a csgo arc and shinri is down to play whatever but feels left out if he doesn't see the other boys committing so he hasn't settled on one yet.

>> No.47034992

>>47034925
they said that about last year's vsaikyo too and look what happened

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>> No.47035102

>>47033705
>doesn't know how to use filters on mobile
use desktop mode and set your filters there before going back to mobile view, dummy

>> No.47035114

>>47035027
sexo, sauce?

>> No.47035161

Overstimulating Bettel through his orgasm! Turning him into an exhausted, shaking heap on his bed! Having him nuzzle you after!

>> No.47035164

>>47034925
if it isn't vsai its another smaller and equally boring tournament

>> No.47035169

>>47026590
But he’s balding…

>> No.47035235

>>47034968
I want to see altare and bettel play csgo more after that first stream so I'm pretty happy about that but magni and shinri seemed like they wanted to join axel to play apex in a custom or something like that so there is always a chance of more apex unless axel suddenly drops it

>> No.47035272

>>47035235
Well it will be CS2 by then.>>47035235

>> No.47035279

>>47035235
Altare and Bettel keep playing off stream it's annoying

>> No.47035296

Don't get me wrong Apex can be kinda bad and EA/respawn are a bunch of niggers, but it's still leagues ahead of CSGO and I'm glad we're watching it instead... not to mention Valoshit

>> No.47035357

>>47035296
What about fortnite

>> No.47035364

>>47035296
I disagree at this point I would rather watch an LoL stream over Apex

>> No.47035365

>>47035296
Honestly I'd prefer CSGO a bit since at least it isn't incomprehensible to people who don't play it
But poop being better than shit doesn't mean a whole lot you feel me

>> No.47035411

>>47035279
I wonder why they won't just stream it....

>> No.47035422

I love Apex so I'm having a great time

>> No.47035461

>>47035422
same. I love watching Axel and Altare growth too

>> No.47035488

>>47035365
I feel like CS involves a lot less movement which makes it pretty boring in comparison

>> No.47035892

>>47035488
That is indeed the problem. Very slow game.
If only there were fast and fairly straightforward shooters
Maybe something they already have perms for
Please feed me more TF2 and Splatoon streams

>> No.47035970

>>47035892
didn't a handful of the boys mention TF2 and flayon played splatoon not long ago if he asked altare to play either and they are free it would probably happen

>> No.47036182

>>47035892
Is Rainbow Six a good streaming game?

>> No.47036449

>>47035970
Yeah, that's why I brought them up. Flay has some good taste in shooters despite being so bad at them.

>>47036182
Not sure, never actually played it. Launch R6 maybe, but didn't they make that game a lot more complicated over time?

>> No.47036522

praying that flayon won't join the wow collab

>> No.47036661

>>47036522
Praying that he will just to spite you

>> No.47036819

>>47035296
I’m find with any as long as it’s not OW

>> No.47036871

>>47036661
please don't wish me the pain of having to skip my oshi's stream because he decided to play wow

>> No.47037010
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Remember not to bite baits

>> No.47037041
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dipping all the baits with piss if anyone still wants to bite it

>> No.47037128

>>47036871
If my oshi is joining, then so is yours. We will suffer together

>> No.47037142

>>47036522
They're gonna play World of Warcraft? Who?
I didn't know they got perms. Fuck Blizzard.

>> No.47037169

yo what if after the tournament ends they just kept playing apex ranked as 3 or something
forever

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Hakkito cloaca...

>> No.47037271

>>47037128
then we shall experience eternal suffering (until the stream is over), brother

>> No.47037312

>>47037169
at best you are getting duo axel and selen occasionally

>> No.47037352

I'll turn into a Hakkito just so I can drop a dookie on all of you stupid niggerfaggots, let our boys have fun because I will miss Apex

>> No.47037372

>>47037352
how do you miss apex when it never really died?

>> No.47037385

>>47037220
Aaaiiiee I'm being sexually harassed

>> No.47037402

>>47037312
If they invite Altare he legally can't refuse

>> No.47037441

>>47037402
he already said he would refuse shinri vesper or magni might be down though

>> No.47037443

>>47037372
the haha dragon herself said it is dying and she's learning valorant now

>> No.47037475

>>47037169
has any team actually stayed with the same members in vsaikyo? i'd be sad if one needs to be swapped out.

>> No.47037479

>>47037443
axel is going to keep playing though so it still won't die in tempus

>> No.47037528

>>47037475
vsaikyo is for networking so if you stick with the same members it's kinda pointless

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>just woke up
>already horny for ripdesk
I'm still cooking that wholesome sex-less shinyspicy and that unwholesome horny shinyspice and I want it to be perfect

>> No.47037622

>>47037443
The moment Apex dies is the moment Titanfall gets a third sequel. CS2 will be the new craze.

>> No.47037650

>>47037568
thanks for the food in advance

>> No.47037672

>>47037475
>>47037528
AQF (Kuzuha, Fuwa, Ebio) are on their second time as a team. But they're the only ones afaik

>> No.47037705

>>47037672
Yeah, that's because they are the ones that people want to network with. In the context of holostars it's always better to play with different members.

>> No.47037718

waterboarding magni

>> No.47037803

>>47037672
I believe Matsuri's current team is also the same as one of her previous team.

>> No.47037836

>>47037718
Imagine the mag sounds he'd make ToT

>> No.47037937

killing magni in a pvp game so he malds on stream

>> No.47037947

>>47031443
"How do you do, fellow rabbits?" Shinsagi cute~

>> No.47037969

eating Magni alive not in minecraft

>> No.47038005

>>47032157
In their Portal collab, instead of "two peas in a pod" Axel called them "like two balls in a sack" or something and he kind of just went from there

>> No.47038145

>>47033796
It's the only all-VG ship that actually works for me. I like that Shinri is someone who just instinctively wants to take care of people and Bettel is a walking disaster who desperately needs someone to look after him. It's an easy dynamic to imagine in different situations.

>> No.47038223

Are scrims at 8pm JST again?

>> No.47038722

Dead hours

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>>47038722

>> No.47038919

Altare mounting Vesper and clapping his ass

>> No.47039014
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I said it before, and I'll say it again: Leader, when are you going to fuck this man?

>> No.47039016

Do (You) see your oshi/broshi lasting for at least 3 years as a Holostar? Who is it? :(

>> No.47039017

>>47038910
Sheeeeesh that's so hot

>> No.47039082

>>47039016
Altare is going last forever

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>>47039016
The only way he's going anywhere is if he's physically unable to continue

>> No.47039098

>>47039082
Altare lasts like five minutes

>> No.47039144

>>47039016
My holostars oshi is almost at his 3rd year mark so yes. For Tempus inside I will also say yes considering that he keeps saying he's grateful for a chance to be in holostars. He also has nothing much else going for him outside of holostars so there's that too.

>> No.47039157

>>47039016
if he ever gets popular enough persuing his own thing, i’m sure he’d drop this gig and graduate. we’ll just have to see

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>>47039016
i will personally insure vesper stays by summoning grandso to draw him like a beefcake whenever he gets depressed about his thin fragile wimpy vampire body

>> No.47039253

>premature ejaculators
Altare
Magni
>can last a normal amount of time
Shinri
Hakka
Bettel
Vesper
>can last a while
Flayon
>lasts too long
Axel

>> No.47039391

>>47039253
>not putting Bettel with the premature ejaculators
missing opportunity for Bettel being more pathetic

>> No.47039402

>>47039253
switch altare and bettel.

>> No.47039432

Anons I need your favorite MagArt to use for my phone wallpaper. Thanks

>> No.47039467

>premature ejaculators
Altare
Magni
Shinri
Hakka
Bettel
Vesper
Flayon
Axel
>can last a normal amount of time
>can last a while
>lasts too long

>> No.47039488

>>47039467
finally someone that knows what they're talking about

>> No.47039506

Bettel is made for edging until he begs for relief

>> No.47039595

>>47039506
hes made for sucking after cumming until he crawls away a whimpering mess

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47039659

leader...

>> No.47039661

>>47039467
Understood.

>> No.47039665

>>47039595
he can't crawl away if he's tied up

>> No.47039674

>>47039253
Switch Altare and Axel

>> No.47039683

>>47039659
When will the jobbing end...

>> No.47039687

>>47039506
>tying bettel naked to the bed
>keep edging him and jerking him off
>fondle his balls when not jerking him
>verbally humiliate him the entire time
>slap him across the face regularly
>punch him the face and stomach once in a while
>eventually he gets so frustrated from not cumming he manages to get himself free
>he pins you down and mounts you
>you try fighting back, slapping and punching him and pulling his hair
>scratching him
>but he overpowers you with the sheer power of horniness
>he presses you into the mattress
>starts playing with your clit while fucking you from behind
>eventually you cum and he releases inside of you
>you give up and just lie there
>he has won this round
>to really enjoy this moment of victory, he pees inside of you
>releases a low moan while doing it
>once he is done he gets up and leaves you behind

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>>47039687
>he breaks free
I don't think so.

>> No.47039896

Leader...

>> No.47039908
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47039908

altare...

>> No.47039965

Shit. I joined late where's altare?

>> No.47039969

Sundays and Mondays are his depression days, makes sense

>> No.47039974

Beauty sleep is code word for sitting under ____'s table and sucking his dick

>> No.47039976
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47039976

Altare jobbing before the scrims even start kek

>> No.47039978

>watching the Boston panel
>someone asks how to convince their friends to watch vtubers
>magni asks Vesper what would be his highlights
>the entire audience starts yelling "UNO" and "Monopoly"
Are the guys really just accessories for the girls? Jesus Christ

>> No.47039990

>>47039965
Sleeping

>> No.47040057

Dont do it /MANS/

>> No.47040069

>>47039978
Well, Magni and Vesper are the two there. If those were Axel and Altare I'd imagine Vsaikyou, and if Bettel and Shinri I'd imagine We were here.

>> No.47040119

>>47040069
as much as I enjoyed the monopoly and uno collabs, the raft and pummel party collabs were way better

>> No.47040133
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gm morf nation i will be cooking once again today after work

>> No.47040136

Altare is sleeping because he passed out after getting overstimulated all night from getting DPd and spitroasted by Axel and Flayon

>> No.47040166

>>47039978
>Not the zomboid
>Not the DnD
Kinda depressing desu

>> No.47040173

It's over for TSB

>> No.47040206

Eh .. guess I'll go back to sleep then

>> No.47040279

It'd be so funny if TSB do better today than yesrterday with a gunless Noct lmao

>> No.47040295

>>47040166
Well he dropped both so yeah... not exactly his fault that the menhera zoomer doesn't want to cooperate

>> No.47040335

>>47040279
It would just show how big the gap is between pros and amateurs, would make the other teams look bad

>> No.47040338
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>>47040295
Huh? What are you on about?

>> No.47040345

Unless your name is Shinri, you are either a zoomer, menhera, or both

>> No.47040418

>>47040338
people literally just sit around waiting to create bait to shit up a thread. it’s sad.

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Noct Selen Banter + Clueless Axel gives me life, I love these little shits

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>>47040133
DIE!!!!

>> No.47040470

Vesper and Morf should be lifefuel for the incels ITT

>> No.47040490

>>47040434
It’s no use, he can respawn

>> No.47040528

>>47040133
have a good day at work infestie

>> No.47040557

the no gun rule is so fucking stupid

>> No.47040644

SELEN CLUTCH GODDAMN

>> No.47040683

>>47039432
i don't save artworks i like, sorry anon.

also rip but good placement

>> No.47040686

>>47039978
judge magni, hello? that was peak, everything has been downhill

>> No.47040694

Could they have made it if Altare was awake?

>> No.47040701

This is such a bad round quality wise. I guess the other teams haven't woken up too.

>> No.47040763

I want to pick up tiny vampire Axel by his coat and then give him a kiss chuchuchu

>> No.47040824

>>47040557
I agree, they should play with only 2 in the team since Noc is not a participant.

>> No.47040865

>>47040701
Anon it's 8pm for everyone else

>> No.47040869

>3 teams with no-gun coaches
>1 team is missing
Bad day I guess. Altare has truant-companions.

>> No.47041033

Eyyyy leader

>> No.47041035

Where is Altare

>> No.47041045
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47041045

HE LIVES!

>> No.47041053

AAAA LEADER I MISSED YOU!!

>> No.47041056

ENTER LEADER

>> No.47041063

sex

>> No.47041082

Aren’t these the scrims? Is Altare meant to show up for these?

>> No.47041092
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47041092

i love pakosensei

>> No.47041116

>>47041092
pakosen love!!

>> No.47041129

>>47041082
Speak of the devil (demon lord)...

>> No.47041138

Sleepy leader sexo

>> No.47041146

>>47040865
That wasnt meant to be literal, anon.

>> No.47041152

>>47041082
He did

>> No.47041175

>>47041129
forbidden words while the nijitourists are here

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>> No.47041185

>>47041146
That's is not allowed in this general

>> No.47041221

>>47041152
Yeah, as soon as I sent that he turned up
I’ll revise the question, do the full teams need to show up for these? Not sure how vsaikyou works I’ve only seen the day of the tournament

>> No.47041232

"It's okay, I like bald people"

>> No.47041255

why is noct so bullyable?

>> No.47041289

>>47041221
This is just practice, so it's a good idea for the full team to take part but it doesn't really matter

>> No.47041298

>>47041221
Yeah those are the official scrims, not only do you want to participate to practice for real but if you don't play in any day you can count on not being invited for future tournaments by ShibuHal

>> No.47041302

>>47041255
his reactions are really cute and his voice is hot

>> No.47041318

sleepy Altare threw me off my game, I'm too horny now to be an apex expert

>> No.47041338

>>47041221
>do full teams need to turn up
It's not a must, but highly pushed to attend. Why are you even joining the thing if you don't want to attend the tryouts? That's disrespectful.

>> No.47041357

>>47041302
>his voice is hot
Nocturnal sounds like the most generic videogame player I've ever heard. I'm sure I played RuneScape with people that sounded like him 15 years ago

>> No.47041365

>>47041255
He's a tsukkomi

>> No.47041380

yeah this is not the one

>> No.47041408

>>47041357
You're talking about Vesper

>> No.47041415

>5 mins before the hour alarm
KEK

>> No.47041423

>>47041357
Yeah, I mean, to each their own, but I'm kind of confused by people praising his voice when he sounds like any random dude you'd meet walking down the street around here.

>> No.47041439

>>47041357
Noc's voice is smooth like butter, I like it a lot

>> No.47041462

>>47041357
i like magni's voice the most and noct's is kinda similar so maybe that's why

>> No.47041521

>>47041357
Is voice deafness a thing like face blindness?

>> No.47041553

>>47041357
You are in the SEA women thread

>> No.47041580

"Axel, I sucked it dry..."

>> No.47041602

>>47041580
yeah my cock

>> No.47041641

i miss leader's sniper pov...

>> No.47041642

Caustic hate

>> No.47041673

>We're getting ziptied
Huh?

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47041690

>>47039432

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>>47041641
Same

>> No.47041895

saved...

>> No.47041899

suddenly 3 squads left

>> No.47041912

that was some good communication from axel, he must have masturbated before stream.

>> No.47041932

they gonna job

>> No.47042013

2nd Nice

>> No.47042018

2nd!!

>> No.47042026

point scam wins again

>> No.47042054

Axel not getting horny? Clean af comms? Great calling and great finishin? Proud of TSB

>> No.47042092

>>47042054
yeah i sucked the venom out of him

>> No.47042145

>>47042054
good doggo

>> No.47042148

>>47042054
axel cosplayers, you need to stop messaging him before apex capiche?

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>>47042092
Thank you anon, your services are much appreciated

>> No.47042173

Speaking of noct, how did xset do this weekend? Still on top?

>> No.47042241

>>47042173
Rescheduled

>> No.47042255

WHat did i miss? I wasn't able to catch the stream fro the start?

>> No.47042308

>>47042255
Altare overslept so they played the first match with gunless Noct, got 7th with 2 kills. Second game Altare joined in, got 2nd with 4 kills.

>> No.47042330

oh no the horny is about to begin

>> No.47042337

>>47042255
Axel did read the thread from yesterday and jerk off before scrims starts so she is not overheating anymore

>> No.47042345

>>47042255
>7th with ratlen and no altare (he's was asleep)
>2nd with the full team
pretty good so far

>> No.47042364

"The epitome of 'Any hole's a goal': Axel"

>> No.47042375

>>47042337
>she
Huh

>> No.47042388
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>>47042337
>she
AXEL GOT NEUTERED SO THAT'S WHY HE'S NOT HORNY AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.47042394

>>47042345
he was*

>> No.47042420

>>47042337
I believe this unironically.

>> No.47042456

Mondo is so retarded

>> No.47042475
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47042475

Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

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>> No.47042489

>>47042388
THE FACKIN ITALIAN MAN BIT HIS BALLS OFF

>> No.47042571

>>47042475
thanks shill anon. planning to buy merch again when i can o7

>> No.47042617

>>47042489
120 days of Axel Syrios is getting wild

>> No.47042837
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47042837

CHOOSE ONE, KISS OR PUNCH

>> No.47042938

They're sitting pretty, I'm nervous

>> No.47043029

>>47042938
Can't wait for them to be pushed by 3 different teams

>> No.47043088

>>47042938
Under Big Maude feels like a terrible spot to set up

>> No.47043106

>>47042938
Yeah, sadly this is a bad spot, but they are making the best out of it, i just wished they had better armor

>> No.47043133

>>47042837
Third option: Step on his crotch

>> No.47043138

who's the team above them? i'm getting nervous.

>> No.47043171

I've done well here in ranked, I believe in them

>> No.47043300
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47043300

altare isn't even my oshi.

>> No.47043316

that was a nice try

>> No.47043317

>>47043133
>neutered bettel
nice

>> No.47043326

4th, it's ok

>> No.47043348

4th after that dogshit start where they almost got 20th is real impressive. Coulda done better, but still, 7-2-4 is a great spread compared to tomorrow.

>> No.47043372

Alright 4th place in the shitty spot? ill take it

>> No.47043395

>>47043300
what's this
>>47043348
true

>> No.47043453

scamzuha again

>> No.47043455

>>47043348
>compared to tomorrow
Ayo?

>> No.47043458

>>47043395
drawing time recorded in hours and minutes

>> No.47043485

>>47043348 (me)
I'm retarded, meant yesterday lmao

>> No.47043502

The way Kuzuha's team uses Crypto with no problem is crazy, they'll always do better if they can just sit and use drone while everyone ignores it.

>> No.47043547

>>47043502
They have so much information and really good economy.

>> No.47043601

>she
>tomorrow
there is too many half-asleep people in this thread

>> No.47043649

>>47043547
Yeah, people can call them scam all they want but it's usually just really good positioning because I think people forgot how to play against Crypto

>> No.47043719

>TSB is currently 3rd on the scrim rankings
up from 14th yesterday

>> No.47043763

>>47043649
This to be honest, you really need to punish crypto whenever you see a drone

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Not bad

>> No.47043793

"How about you guys play to win?"
"No."

>> No.47043796

>>47043458
oh damn. gl with the art, anon. hope we can see it soon

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>>47039687
thank you for the food TOT
Not big into piss, but incredibly hot anyways. Bettel is the only punching bag I want to abuse me back

>> No.47043818

As someone who watched StartEnd last year, I'm scared bros
What if they chocked at the final?

>> No.47043834

>>47043719
Good ranking, but people are starting to realise today's teams are just braindead.
No way AQF won twice with a no-gun Valk.
The whole lobby is hungover.

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>>47043719
This is the only kind of numberfag I like, holy shit that's amazing

>> No.47043848

>>47043783
>4
number of the death, nice

>> No.47043871

>Gaslights leader until it actually becomes his fault
Kek this dynamic is so good

>> No.47043896

>>47043848
Yeah, death for all who don't help their homies out

>> No.47043925

>>47043502
Ibrahim plays Crypto exclusively, he's nutty. Doesn't help that people aren't really used to playing against Crypto.

>> No.47043932

>>47043133
based

>> No.47043963

>>47043818
a jobber guild. what do you expect?

>> No.47043964

Can they just push and kill Mondo?

>> No.47043978

Got real trolled there kek

>> No.47044090

holy shit

>> No.47044128

Damn, Festival's team is doing really bad

>> No.47044131

Axel is terrible at explaining what was happening to him lol

>> No.47044138

>>47043818
we have 2 terminal jobbers all we can do is hope for the best

>> No.47044202

Lmao what a mess

>> No.47044219

That's the TSB's Valk special

>> No.47044224

Uuuhhhhhh leader's toxicity... It's revealing itself....

>> No.47044231

TSB and valk ults

>> No.47044240

jobber guild

>> No.47044251

>Valk ult again without thinking
Axel please...

>> No.47044256

>>47043818
at least they are playing much better tactically than startend, but there is no hard carry from aqua

>> No.47044273

Altare doesn't fuck around today

>> No.47044280

When will they learn to decide beforehand or ping early

>> No.47044283

Tempus is unhealing...

>> No.47044299

jesus that was terrible. wtf was dildo even, they really should've pinged it

>> No.47044314

>>47044224
He's right tho, they always fly with only 1 spot in mind and if it's taken Axel takes 5 seconds to decide on another one and it's what makes it so bad

>> No.47044348

>>47044299
Altare knows what dildo is, he just doesn't have map awareness and can't look around as Valk without changing the flight path so he doesn't risk it

>> No.47044357

>>47044273
good. that shit should've been fixed in the first week. rpr already explained that valk ulting with altare is very overwhelming because he sees a lot of shit as a newbie. dude needs a plan a and a plan b before he even starts it. here we are in the last week and valk ults are still shit.

>> No.47044368

dont call it dildo...

>> No.47044395

>>47043818
you can at least feel better knowing that they don't have 200k people watching a team that has no chance of winning

>> No.47044411

>>47044368
donmai, Noc~

>> No.47044490

Sorry for my ignorance but was is this StartEnd you guys are talking about?

>> No.47044535

>>47044490
Aqua, Suisei and Towa team's from the last vsaikyo. They didn't do too good

>> No.47044591

>>47044535
The sad part was that it was the end of Aqua's APEX arc as well (And maybe her career as a gaming Holo)

>> No.47044609

>>47044535
What was their overall placement?

>> No.47044615

That was a terrible spot with so many teams around, you either get there early and shoot away other teams or don't go

>> No.47044646

DILDO HATE

>> No.47044679

Thanks Noc

>> No.47044696

Nice coach

>> No.47044700

dildo of pain

>> No.47044701

they literally encircled themselves while knowing where the other players were

>> No.47044738

>>47044609
16th. Their mental by the end of it was awful.

>> No.47044783

Ok, good.

>> No.47044784

>>47044591
where does aqua rank individually skillwise, even among this year's competitors?

>> No.47044801

>>47044738
Eyy from what I remember from that one thread they got a pc

>> No.47044833

EVERYONE IGNORES THE DRONE HOLY FUCK

>> No.47044842

Ok generally talking, I find it annoying that no one uses the compass.

>> No.47044852

>>47044784
As a comp player? 6 points.
I'm being generous.

>> No.47044855

Newcastle huh

>> No.47044861

Why does axel wait 20 seconds before setting up?

>> No.47044871

>>47044784
she's mechanically one of the best but she has no tournament experience and generally no experience playing as a team since all of her experience was from solo queuing

>> No.47044896

>>47044861
he sees red and just wants to shoot

>> No.47044898

>>47044861
He needs time to cook

>> No.47044905

Damn, there was someone waiting them from that point, good thing they gave up on the idea.

>> No.47044913

Axel plays of all time

>> No.47044915

Why did they do that

>> No.47044920

>valk ult
>dies

>> No.47044928

KEK tunnel vision dingo strikes again

>> No.47044930

That was a call

>> No.47044940

Classic tsb moment

>> No.47044950

damn

>> No.47044971

holy early greed

>> No.47044980

classic axel play of thinking there's only 1 enemy

>> No.47044981

nice valk ult
they'd do better if they don't use the ult at all

>> No.47044990

Altare pressed Z to early there, they had to take the ult after that.

>> No.47044995

THAT fucking sucks, they were on the flow too

>> No.47045030

>fuck up
>somehow recover
>fuck it up again
KEK

>> No.47045059

>>47045030
TSB Meta XD

>> No.47045076

Not the greatest placement, but great KP at least, and Axel (even if he fucked the actual call) immediately pinged after Valk ult, so there's some improvement there too.

>> No.47045131

Ganma

>> No.47045134

Axel. Selen. Altare is plat for a reason…

>> No.47045190

>>47045134
Yeah, the reason is called Valo brainrot kek

>> No.47045197

Idk if I was seeing things or if Axel was but I didn't see a solo there

>> No.47045226

Altare has been completely silent since the end of that game

>> No.47045253

tsb got to top 8. honestly could've been worse with the dildo, but they made it work.

>> No.47045265

>>47045226
altare usually is

>> No.47045266

i think i'm the only one who doesn't know anything about apex

>> No.47045275

>>47045197
he is looking at a 1000 things at once, probably saw 1 person for half a second and assumed he was alone

>> No.47045281

>>47045226
He just went out to murder a rando woman to blow off some steam

>> No.47045293

>>47045197
They were separated, only one was on that top part when Axel made the call, but they climbed back up before TSB landed

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overall these games are an improvement from yesterday, they're getting used to playing with the actual lobby

>> No.47045304

>>47045266
youre not

>> No.47045311

>>47045226
altare's role is very simple, click button shoot enemy, leave the thinking to the other 2

>> No.47045316

>>47045275
Actually this.

>> No.47045321

>>47045197
Watch it again, it definitely looked like a solo because Valk was only spotting one player because the other 2 were hidden

>> No.47045341

>>47045266
Nah, I don't either.

>> No.47045359

altare doko

>> No.47045361

>>47045226
that's just Altare. He just listens and probably powernaps

>> No.47045384

>>47045301
>Selen's headwing hugging Altare
Cute!
Imagine how they must twitch during sex

>> No.47045416

>>47045197
Selen PoV there was only 1 indicator for a second but when they were on top of the team two others showed up.
I don't think there will ever be one person there ratting/holding though since its a popular spot that can hold the choke and is safe from most of the map except construction. it's literally a case of Axel assuming every other team is a retard.

>> No.47045424

>>47045301
this is so cute

>> No.47045422

>>47045266
I only know that fat mad scientist Caustic makes people mad

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>>47045197
>>47045321
That's just Axel making decisions on the fly (no pun intended) rather than having backup plans.
As Noc said, wait for the zone to move before using Valk ult and land on teams that are fighting rather than waiting for you

>> No.47045524

>>47045384
wrong thread dragoon

>> No.47045561

>>47045304
>>47045341
>>47045422
thanks guys, i'm not alone

>> No.47045586

>>47045384
right thread dragoon

>> No.47045604

idk why that made me laugh so much wtf

>> No.47045629

>>47045384
neutral thread dragoon

>> No.47045643

i just don’t understand why dingo isn’t on valk and let the plat player play his main (wattson)

>> No.47045646

mr axel fancy pants

>> No.47045665

>Get beacon
>Lobby shits itself

>> No.47045671

>>47045643
Dingo hates Valk as much as Altare does

>> No.47045698

>>47045643
i also don't know the reason. is it just because he doesn't want to?

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>>47045266
i only learn a few shit from watching Aniki

>> No.47045727

>>47045643
Isn't Altare's main Pathfinder?

>> No.47045765

>>47045643
When does Altare’s main become Wattson

>> No.47045808

>>47045727
And Axel's main is Caustic

>> No.47045828

When's the next Vesper stream

>> No.47045911

>>47045828
Next month

>> No.47045923

>>47045643
Isn’t valk usually assigned to the weakest team member?

>> No.47045982

>>47045923
Yes, but the IGL usually also makes better calls for the ult while TSB is pure chaos.

>> No.47046015

>>47045923
No, that's cope. Though it is one of the best legends for a newbie - problem is Altare isn't that much of a newbie since he's used to apex movement that is completely lost on Valk

>> No.47046050

>>47045923
valk is op as hell but it's not necessarily just for weakest links

>> No.47046078

>>47045643
He rather play aggro on watt for some reason

>> No.47046085 [SPOILER] 
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47046085

i havent been awake this long to catch vsaikyo stream

>> No.47046088

They've been doing too well today, so I fully expect a 17th place from them this game

>> No.47046087

>>47045808
I thought his main was Wraith

>> No.47046155

>>47046088
Nah, Top 10.

>> No.47046203

>>47046087
He plays both, and also a lot of Octane. I don't think Axel really has a set favourite.

>> No.47046217

still haven't decided on ping colors during valk ult

>> No.47046247

>>47046087
>>47046203
Yeah, he just said his main was Caustic but that was too long ago

>> No.47046322

>>47046085
fujolen…….

>> No.47046375

>>47046085
what am i looking at

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>> No.47046480

>>47046425
>altare’s eyes are the wrong color

>> No.47046535
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>>47046425
fry them

>> No.47046545

>>47046425
Vespura so tsuntsun

>> No.47046581

They'll be Gorilla'd

>> No.47046589
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>>47046375
i dont know how to draw noct leave me alone

>> No.47046613

>>47046425
i can only shove two of those up my ass :(

>> No.47046646

>>47046581
nvm, they valk ulted over them and got destroyed

>> No.47046652

blessed by rng

>> No.47046668

>>47046480
stars fans have tritanomaly

>> No.47046733

>>47046085
CUTE SELEN

>> No.47046747

No... don't valk...

>> No.47046754

I zoned out this game, how have they been doing

>> No.47046845

I'M CLENCHED AS FUCK

>> No.47046856

Lmao Axel tunnelvisioned

>> No.47046907

axel what was that gen....

>> No.47046908

dead

>> No.47046920

they gonna job

>> No.47046924

LET'S GO

>> No.47046936

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.47046935

CHAMPION

>> No.47046938

TSB TSB TSB

>> No.47046939

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

>> No.47046943

THEY FUCKING DID IT

>> No.47046953

FUCKING DID IT WOOOOO

>> No.47046952

THEY DID IT

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47046955

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.47046957

THEY DID IT

>> No.47046958

>>47046920
JOBBER

>> No.47046961

SICK

>> No.47046959

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

>> No.47046968

THEY DID IT

>> No.47046975

THEY FUCKED DUDES

>> No.47046976
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LETS FUCKING GO
>>47046920
APOLOGIZE

>> No.47046979

sex

>> No.47046992

LETSFUCKINGOOOOOOO

>> No.47047001

Woooo~!! #TSBWIN

>> No.47047005

DOUBTERS BTFO

>> No.47047009

That was sick, holy fuck. Butter-smooth callouts.

>> No.47047014

>>47046088
I APOLOGIZE, I KNEEL
TSB!!!

>> No.47047019

FUCK YEAHHHHHH

>> No.47047021

>>47046920
KNEEL

>> No.47047040

TSB WIN LET'S GOOOOOO

>> No.47047044

THE CHAMPIONS GUILD

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>>47046958
>>47046976
>>47047021
i won't. that was to trick the desire sensor.

>> No.47047061

>>47046920
naked dogeza, NOW

>> No.47047066

Axel overheated but it worked out and they all played well overall.. damn

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Beautiful...

>> No.47047093

>>47047074
holy shit a 2 point difference
they could've won

>> No.47047109

God Selen commanding people around is so hot

>> No.47047114

>>47047074
who's TSN?

>> No.47047131

SECOND OVERALL, TSB CAN WIN THIS ALL

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>>47047074
from 14th to 2nd i'm so proud

>> No.47047141

what's with pakael's team? i missed what axel said

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3pt scam not really

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>>47047114

>> No.47047172

>>47047141
A member got DC'd

>> No.47047176

>>47047066
Yeah, Selen took over with the calls when she was knocked down, which let axel just focus on melting the guys at the other side of the door

>> No.47047178

>>47047141
One member couldn't get back into the game so they were kind of screwed over

>> No.47047186

>>47047146
the power of nipple...

>> No.47047200

>>47047146
How's their 3 pointer doing?

>> No.47047207

>>47047074
Bro if they didn't job the 8th place game they coulda won, that's crazy

>> No.47047222

>>47047054
nice. you should do that on every scrim, anon

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cute Pochi-sensei

>> No.47047274

more italian men

>> No.47047286
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THEY WON!!!!! THEY GOT 2ND OVER ALL!!!!! LOOK AT THIS GUYS!!! MAN! LIKE!! I'm proud of Axel, his experience cap is never ending!!! He's really studied up hard before this match, didn't he? And even then he still does during the match. And it's been a huge boon for him! He has gotten more decisive with his IGL calls, of course in the middle of fights he gets a bit more excited, but that's just natural. It's just amazing really! Axel's game sense has been praised before, but I find it amazing still. He'll sometimes just predict what enemy teams will do, and his zone calls are always great!! I wonder how many hours he spent learning them- I want to praise him more for that. It can't have been fun, but he went through it and gained an insane skill! Ah! And speaking of enemy calls, all of TSB has been doing this recently, but he's putting calling out cardinal directions into his habits. I think it'll replace his usual habit of just saying here soon! They've gotten more KP than yesterday, bet it must be Axel's .05 change in his mouse!!! I don't know if I've ever said this, but I really do enjoy hearing him making plans in real time, I like hearing his reasoning for doing what he wants to do! And it's great for his teammates too. OH! And how he always makes sure to praise leader and Selen's actions. I love that! They've done SO well tonight! I love them a lot man!!! I wanna support them forever man! TSB WIN!!!!

>> No.47047295

>>47047146
>>47047200
TSN is point scamming as hard as TSB. kanakana at 7 is laughable

>> No.47047331

>>47047295
>as hard
how about three times as hard?

>> No.47047344

>>47047295
Kanae is rightly 7 though. Nipple man is just crazy good.

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>>47047061

>> No.47047349

>>47047274
Axel is gonna build himself a harem of buff Italian men to cook him food, cheer for him and rub their oiled up pecs against him

>> No.47047357

wait today's the tourney?

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>>47047222
i did that for the pizza round and will be doing the same for the actual tournanment

>> No.47047367

CUTE MEOW

>> No.47047386

>>47047295
>tsb
>point scamming
roru

>> No.47047387

>>47047357
we wish

>> No.47047389

>>47047286
Love ya, Axelotl Prime *chu*

>> No.47047391

>>47047357
no just scrims

>> No.47047393

>>47047344
how about the 3 points? is she really 3?

>> No.47047402

>>47047357
No, the 15th. This is just customs but with the participants.

>> No.47047406

>>47047357
No, scrims, but they score it like they would a tournament

>> No.47047411

>>47047357
No, just more official practice games

>> No.47047416

They're actually laughing at leader's jokes... the post-win glow is too strong...

>> No.47047430

>Selen planning for their offcollab

>> No.47047439

Can't wait for the other streams to end so I can watch their POV

>> No.47047444

>>47047365
oh, that was you ! good job anon o7

>> No.47047446

>>47047286
thank you for your posts i never read them btw

>> No.47047451

>>47047430
This fucking fujo wants to film them fucking...

>> No.47047453

>>47047393
Yes? There's legit no point scam in the tourney except Kuzuha and Ebio.

>> No.47047466

>>47047416
He's got jokes sometimes

>> No.47047469

>>47047416
altare's funny sometimes.

>> No.47047472

>>47047357
This is just serious practice, everyone plays as if it was the real deal except they don't really, some play more aggressive than they would, but it's still serious

>> No.47047482

>>47047286
Unironically love reading these

>> No.47047487

>>47047344
Mechanically yes but his game sense is definitely not a 7, nipple man should be gorilla tier and even then 11 is generous lol

>> No.47047496

>>47047348
>selen is the biggest fujo and groomer of the males itt
I BELIEVE

>> No.47047512

>>47047286
keep believing in them!!

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Post your best victorious sounding music /mans/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhmf3abCOuQ

>> No.47047531

>>47047286
love forever anon axelotl. glad you are enjoying this apex arc. enjoy the rest of your day.

>> No.47047543

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SRqV64kvdK14CtdTYvlESW7J6fqrD1f-QcRu9fSby6o/htmlview#

>> No.47047571

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14fvzONgOuU

>> No.47047602

>>47047523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71wG9uLaMLQ

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Now watch them eat shit this game because the universe demands balance

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>>47047389
>>47047446
>>47047482
>>47047512
>>47047531
I love you all very much and thank you for always supporting Axel!!!! I hope you're all having fun with VSAI too! A few kisses you all~! Chu!

>> No.47047707

>>47047487
Nah, they're rightly there. Even Lauren is definitely a 10 instead of 11, considering Paka and Astel are also 10.
Before you mention TSB, they're also rightly where they are according to the rules. Some people like Asumi or Tortellini are 6/7 but bad too, even Tuna is 10 but not that good.

>> No.47047709

>>47047661
That's fine, official scrims are over

>> No.47047734

>>47047661
>universe demands balance
Then I hope they shit every scrim for the big dubs on the tourney

>> No.47047743

>>47047523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M
>Hakka will never sing this...

>> No.47047752

>>47047661
As long as they learn something useful

>> No.47047770

>>47047661
They'll place high again. Watch.
This day the other teams are just sandbagging.

>> No.47047800

>>47047661
They can troll here, it's just extra games

>> No.47047855

>>47047523
vshojo won divegrass so let's just steal their music

>> No.47047856 [DELETED] 

>>47047678
chu chu.

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