/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>46966259

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Nope.

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I love my wife so much!!

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Gurass

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Gawr Gura is my girlfriend.

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Feel free to send feedback about Gura's current direction in regards to streams and communication here.
https://cover-corp.com/contact/en/

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Chumpedos are hot

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>>46991234
Is that a...

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>>46991010
I don't think she is getting worse if she can lie about internet problems and go out and get a really bad sunburn in the process. If she wanted to take a break for a while all she had to do was tell us and it would not have been a problem and all would have been fine. I think the only problem she is having is not wanting to work because that is how most girls are.

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>>46991200
I wrote this.

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my wife

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I actually love her for real. Don't listen to these jokesters.

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>>46991253
when she took the fake health break (she is a good actor) we was fine after that because we knew she was going to be gone for a bit. But her just vanishing without saying anything really needs to stop.

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Is mint chocolate ice cream really that good?

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>not even a happy easter
god the levels of no fucks given she's fallen to

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Might as well break this out while I'm here for you dummies replying.

Gura ignores drama, so you should too. Remember that posts here are inconsequential, (less than 0.01% of fans are here) so don’t feel like you need to respond to schizos or their larping/samefagging. Report and ignore, they’re not worth your time.

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>>46991283
Anyone who tries to corner or pressure her clearly doesn't.

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>>46991359
>Gura ignores drama
She also ignores her fans

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>>46991314
she is never going to tell us when the next stream is or that she will not stream for a few days because she does not care if we know or not because she knows that no matter what you people will still watch her and donate to her.

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>>46991341
I prefer pistachio.

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>>46991248
Is it turning you on

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this is the cutest gura

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>>46991359
yea right lmfao. The reason she did not collab with the Holostarts EN is because of the people here lol so yea she cares. She thinks it will end her numbers because she really thinks her fans hang out here.

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>>46991341
It's not bad. But not something I'll get regularly

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Has any other holo streamed as little as Gura this year? Like, even Ayame, Shion and Aqua, who are all known for vanishing off the face of the earth unless you say 'Pokemon' three times in a mirror, have streamed more than Gura.

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>>46991501
Delusional.

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>>46991501
Or maybe because they're talentless hack

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>>46991501
>he thinks that's why
lol, someone doesn't watch holoJP

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When will you Chumpedos drop your lazy oshi?

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Why are chumbuddies so angry?

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Here's the hardest truth: if Gura cared she'd have made it a point to stream a lot after her return from Japan. To show she came back STRONG.
>m-muh ISP and Sun hort
uh huh. so why not stream after the member stream, when we know for sure at that point she was stream capable?
Why was she taking multi day breaks in between the 3 minecraft streams she did in her return week?

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>>46991582
She's not my oshi anymore but I still like her.

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Never

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>>46991528
Don't know don't care about the others I only care about Gura

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I missed it, why do chumbuddies hate Gura?

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I hope they are at least getting paid

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>>46991582
>>46991601
Even if you were discussing things in good faith(you're not) coordinating your attack like this is just pathetic.

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>>46991582
When I'm dead

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>>46991528
Anon, nobody here gives a fuck about other vtubers. I don't even care about the rest of Myth. They can stream 24/7, I'll still only watch Gura whenever she streams.

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>>46991702
cute

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>>46991359
>lmfao
You’re not fooling anyone. Go back to your containment thread you schizo

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keep em coming boys its fun watching you dance like angry little monkeys

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How will Gura survive if all 80 /ggg/ regulars drop her bros?

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>>46991528
Gura is focusing on her studies and getting a job. What else is there to do?

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>46991750
I don't think Gura cares about any of her fans dropping her, /ggg/ or not.

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>>46991617
That is why I unmembered. I still watch her but not giving her any more money till she proves she is really back and done lying

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>>46991601
Why are chumbuds leering at Gura's private parts?

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My wife's sunburn scars....

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ABOLISH THE AGE OF CONSENT!

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>>46991861
Not like they can leer at her streams.

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Don't mind me, I'm horny.

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>>46991750

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>>46991617
Because she's lazy and doesn't care about us.

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>>46991714
It doesn't matter, the resto of her gen>branch>company sets the standards. And she's been failing these standards hard. What IS Gura doing with her career anyway? She didn't do anything extra special in Japan yet streamed the least form there. She streams the least, yet has the fewest songs except fucking Ame, the ear raper.

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Why are chumbuds so thirsty for Gura's cunny?

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>80
There's 10-12 regulars at most and never all at the same time. Yesterday the thread was so fucking dead I thought the mod hid it from the catalog.

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>>46991750
80 regulars? There's barely 50 in the thread at any given time.

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>>46991835
Imagine unmembering over false assumptions of Gura. Maybe you should stay gone.

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>>46991945
>>46991982
Makes you wonder what the point of all this shitposting is for doesn't it?

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>>46991912
Hot

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>>46991929
Anon, I really don't give a fuck about the rest of her branch or their "standards" or whatever stupid bullshit you're talking about.

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>>46991861
>leering
>not masturbating

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My parents gave me a chocolate bunny. I love you too, mom and dad, but you don't have to feel obligated to do this every year. I'm 32 now.

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>>46991750
Gura will never tank beneath unsurvivable numbers, Cover will stop her from ghosting for years which is what's required for that. Doesn't make it okay.

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Abolish the age of consent worldwide!

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>>46991835
>I still watch her but not giving her any more money till she proves she is really back and done lyingyou're fucking retarded.

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>>46992072
lol, imagine having a family that loves you and cares about you, lmao

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>>46991929
She did something In Japan but not no more work then the other girls if at all. I bet she was out having fun/ partying.

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>>46991929
>Gura didn't do anything extra special in Japanyet she still got the most views on her JP stream, which is what matters.

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>>46992011
Its not false assumptions she is no longer streaming. we are lucky to get 3 normal streams a month and we may get a members stream if lucky but most of the time we don't.

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To think this entire new ghosting arc could have been avoided if Capcom's RE4 perms weren't completely retarded

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>>46991982
80 regular posters at least.

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>>46992187
I actually really respect Gura for not caving and playing games where the perms are fucking retarded. Capcom has no respect for content creators or their fans.

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>>46992132
It's hard for us to express how much we love each other, especially between the men in our family, we seem to have problems with intimacy. But I know we still love each other.

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The thing that bothers me the most is that she knew she was going to be gone for Easter and she still didn't bother to stream leading up to it. She lied about the ISP thing and the sunburn thing makes zero sense. And besides, it's always just another excuse with her. Though that's only when she even feels like we deserve an excuse.
She just sees this as normal now. She doesn't give a fuck and she just expects all her fans to eat shit and enjoy it.

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>people are masturbating to gura right now
Uwah

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So, why are chumbuddies so mad at Gura?

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>>46992348
Y-yeah haha
I also respect that she just went on holiday instead of playing something else

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Fuck yes, go get 'em boys.

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>she has no idea how to use a 3d mouse and can't properly rotate her models in soft-lod
>she doesn't know how to fix it or ask for help from someone who does
>instead of doing that she just builds everything sideways because "it's easier"

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Me and Gura

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>>46992404
I miss her, im not mad

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>5k members
>2.5k posts
Why do chumbuds hate this girl so much?

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Keep posting cute Guras. I have folders I want to fill.

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>>46992381
Nothing will change. We have all asked very little of her and it would take little to nothing just to make a twitter post and or members post saying she will be away for such and such days but we don't even get that.

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>>46992381
>She lied about the ISP thing and the sunburn thing makes zero sense.
And besides, it's always just another excuse with her.
Though that's only when she even feels like we deserve an excuse.
She just sees this as normal now. She doesn't give a fuck and she just expects all her fans to eat shit and enjoy it.
I agree but I don't think you should post this kind of stuff in general chat

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>>46991617
The only time she tried hard post-debut was the IRyS/Council debut period when she was afraid of one of the new girls over taking her.

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>>46991132
cute bnuy

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Chumbros, I just heard the news.
My condolences.

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>>46992406
I respect you for openly being such a little bitch.

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>>46992406
I think she should've just done a collab with someone else. I don't think anyone wants to see Gura's lazy ass for another month or two

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>>46992674
T o T

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She can't stream today, because the ` key on her keyboard is making the wrong thocc sound, and she's really upset about it.

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Gura, if you really want to put in the bare minimum effort, please do a collab where you watch Fauna play through a scary game or something. Literally every fan will love that.

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>>46992708
Lolicon

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Gangbang Gura with my clones

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>>46992690
M

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I always end up thinking Gura doesn't enjoy streaming anymore. It sounds bad to say but it's like she "grew out" of it. Now it seemse she rather spends time outside or do other hobbies which isn't bad for her at all as a person but terrible for her streaming work.

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FRAME UP

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She'll be back after easter right?

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>>46992773
Me bottom left

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I'm so mad

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>>46992698
what news? Gura cute isn't news

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>>46992773
I'm okay with this, as long as Ame and Mori aren't there.

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my wife got a fat ass

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Mogu mogu yummy.

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Why do people like to lie about Gura? Like claiming she lies? I think its all projection on their part. Also a little bit of brain damage and mental illness.

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>>46993055
Gura is more superior than their oshi that's why. It's a jealousy.

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Be honest how many of you are actual pedophiles no judgement this is a safe space

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>>46993055
>Gura lies
>Other holies don't
Why do you even bother posting here? Go beg Chumbie for more collabs or something.

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>>46993055
She doesn't lie, she simply refuses to talk or changes the subject, even though a white lie would be less detrimental sometimes.

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>>46993113
Pedophiles are hot

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>>46993113
I am a female adult who sexually identifies as a child. I use the pronoun shir and my name is Loli.

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>>46993113
Or even worse, a Teamate

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>>46993113
Wrong vtuber, fed

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>>46993196
Feds aren’t working today. It’s Easter. Also you are pretty much admitting to being a pedo.

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>>46993113
No they aren't

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>>46993246
Nice try

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>>46993114
What did he mean by this?

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I just love Gura
What is so hard to understand about that?

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>>46993114
>Gura doesn't love her fans
>Other holies do

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>>46993317
>holies

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>>46993311
I think the Teamates that shitpost in here blame Gura for Amegeddon. I don't know what would drive them to anti her for 2 years straight otherwise.

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>>46993311
I hate gura

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im gonna goom

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I left for a bit and they're still going it seems. I find it cute.

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>I took a nap and went to the grocery store and Gura is STILL streaming

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>>46993887
I want to live in your fantasy world

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There are 4 billion girls in the world. The best one just happens to be a lazy American girl.

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>>46993887
Streaming lies is all gura is doing.

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gura's thighs

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I put chicken nuggies in the oven.

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>>46993887
>>46994073
You guys know she is not streaming because someone leaked the video of her getting a facial in Japan right? Hell the more you know.

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No easter ztream...

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>>46994345
full thing?
i know you're shitposting but the girl is kinda cute

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>>46994402
Its not no shit post its the real deal. I'm sure someone will post it don't worry.

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Wait, the prostitution rrats are true?

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>>46994466
at least give me the onlyfans name

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How many times before they get laughed out of the room before they give up?

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>>46994471
Yes.
>>46994402
here and not full just part.
>>46994519
its real

https://files.catbox.moe/3earim.webm

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what kind of mental illness is this

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>>46994559
well at least hey had the decency of giving us free porn this time around

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>>46994580
She cucked you guys with Japanese Wenner lmfao.... Wow dude Wish I was the dude that got that chance with her.

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>>46994580
i mean, other than missing her mole on her neck it only vaguely looks like her, the hairline and brows and nose is different
can i get the name though?

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>>46994637
>Wenner
Weiner

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>>46994580
at least give me the onlyfans name

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I'm genuinely afraid she's gonna.. You know.. The G word.

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>>46994710

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>>46994471
>>46994661
>>46994696
I told you its the real deal Its 100% gura.

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>>46994778
at least give me the onlyfans name

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>>46994661
The mole on her chest is there did you not watch the video?

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>>46994846
gura doesn't have a mole on her chest, it's the neck

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>>46994846
chests and necks are not quite the same, ESL-kun...

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>>46994887
its also on her neck its very light in the video and yes she does.

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>Trying THIS hard
We all know the last girl you posted unless you memoryholed it

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>>46994846
at least give me the onlyfans name

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Our shitposters are really boring, it's always the same shit. They're newer than most of us.

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>>46994957
i have the onlyfans of the last girl he tried to pass off as her if you want, lol. face doesn't match but petite body

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>>46995066
I’ll take it

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>>46995167
managed to find her reddit account to get her onlyfans, lmao
https://coomer.party/onlyfans/user/elfenemma

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>>46991132
I miss this lazy retard

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>>46995406
yuck

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>>46995406
That's not petite

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>>46995406
too big

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>>46995517
i might be thinking of the body of a girl he posted before but he definitely tried to make us think this girl's face was gura's

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Guraaaaaa please stream or I'm going to beat up my Dino gura

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why are you people not mad? i mean i get it, there's only 37 of you left and probably half of them are shitposters but bros... let me be real, i think she's going to graduate soon, there's no fucking way she is enjoying this anymore

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>>46995605
>there's no fucking way she is enjoying this anymore
she hasnt since the homostars were announced

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will there be dino gooba 3d in en collab?

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>>46995605
>please be mad!!!

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No way she will stream anymore after that leak. Nice hanging out here but I don't think gura is coming back.
>>46995605
I'm sure she will after the leak.

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>>46995605
I had a JP oshi before Gura that slowed down with streams, and I was there when other JP girls eased up on streaming. She's not going anywhere.

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>>46995605
What is there to be mad about

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Why is Gura so loved by other Holos?

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>>46995605
I'm ok with her not streaming but what i don't like is cover or herself not stating the reasons, just invent something, anything but don't dissapear after 3 streams every fucking time, and yeah i get that she streams for us in members sometimes but if people really loved her she would want her to stream for everybody, she's the most known and most subbed vtuber in the world ffs...

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>>46995892
agreed

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Same arguments every time..
if you don't like Gura, just fuck off. Go do something better with your life. We literally don't care if you don't post here, your opinions aren't wanted. Go away.

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This thread consists of:
>1 guy posting softcore porn everyone is ignoring because we can just find this stuff on pixiv
>1 guy whining about da haterz off cooldown who everyone is ignoring because he's not saying anything worth responding to
>A few people complaining about Gura not streaming
>A few people complaining that not enough people are complaining about Gura not streaming
A few people complaining that too many people are complaining about Gura not streaming
>0 people talking about streams
Riveting general. Definitely worth a thread in the catalog.

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>>46995704
>leak
there is no leak, schizo-chama

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>>46995605
You don't even watch streams. You can't make me mad.

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Why can't she at least tweet happy easter or something

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>>46996048
You missed what was posted not to long ago you must have just got here.

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>>46996035
>0 people talking about streams
there aren't any streams anon...

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i noticed i don't even think about her anymore, i have no enthusiasm or excitement. when the member stream was announced i just went "okay.." and kept scrolling. not a good sign. at least we had plenty of good times, i wish i had appreciated her more and lived in the moment more when things were great

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>>46996035
There is a lot of shit threads out there and you're complaining about this one

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>>46996103
Kys with your stupid shit nigger, there's a reason it never caught on

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>>46994778
it literally looks nothing like her. do your d*x reps

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>>46996103
Missed what? A faceblind anon's ntr fapfiction?

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>>46996158
No one asked

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I've been watching a lot of guitar solos on Youtube lately. I I've been thinking I should pick up my guitar again.

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NEW TWEET

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>>46996239
I asked

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All of you crybabies are going to look really dumb when she puts up a 9PM waiting room in a few minutes.

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>>46996335
you're going to look real dumb at 9 pm, im going to grudge post

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I'm pretty sure Gura said she has health issues that interfere with her streaming. Which, yeah to some people may sound like bullshit because "tummy hort, back hort" is an old excuse that's been given by lots of streamers who were just lazy and don't feel like streaming.

But Gura has mentioned health problems consistently for a long time. She won't go into detail about these specific health issues that she's dealing with (which would partially explain her silence about why she hasn't been streaming), but most frequently she has complained about stomach problems (no, i do not believe in the rrats that she wears diapers) and more recently the fainting spells.

Plus as anyone who has watched Gura would know, she loves streaming. So if she doesn't stream it's more than likely because she actually cannot.
But the antis know this, they just want to cause problems and shittalk gura and her fanbase. So who am I even talking to? Whatever.

TL;DR shark good, pls be patient.

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Gura is in Japan

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>>46996335
LMFAO what are you smoking?

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>>46996301
No you didn't

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fuck this

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>>46996416
3 months before the live in LA? No way I think she will go a month to half a month before that.

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the absolute state of kiwiniggers....

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>>46996409
I literally recognize this copy paste. Is it from reddit or something?

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>>46996549
Greychama pls

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Just checking in. What loop are we on now?

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>>46996559
I literally wrote it out myself just now. I'm not aware of any copy/pastes remotely related to this. I'll be legitimately shocked if someone else wrote it before because it's genuinely my own original post that i typed out.

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>>46995605
>>46996035
Cope, maybe?
Just a thought.

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>>46996640
Then you're pretty pathetic. Gura isn't even saying her tommy horts or something.

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>>46996409
dont worry bro. there's plenty of us here that get that. idunno why people want to shit up this thread so much when its not gonna change a damn thing.

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Of course Gura isn't going to be in the collab...

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bros we didn't even get a tweet

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>>46996631
Threadshitters are seething that a general about Gura continues being made, despite all their threadshitting.

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>>46996812
yes >we all know she doesnt think about us
get over it or move on

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This is what happens when you try to get rid of bloop, divine retribution.

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>>46996858
why would you oshi someone who doesn't even think about you? is this really just work to her?

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Tourists know that Gura's starting her watchalongs tomorrow, right?

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>>46996984
i know you are a thread shitter but ill reply seriously anyways
Gura is giga autistic and literally does not understand that her fans care about her and miss her.
she is also incredibly retarded
I love her despite these flaws

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>>46997033
I feel like you people are retarded to think that.
1)That's its guaranteed tomorrow.
2)That gura's "I will do x" is in any way reliable.
3)That she's going to go right into another member stream (no she won't do a public watchalong)

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>>46997034
>literally does not understand that her fans care about her and miss her.
or she's pretending

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>>46996846
Their efforts really are wasted. They can keep trying to demoralize us, but chumbuds will always be here.

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>>46997117
Ogey.
See you for the watchalong.

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>>46996716
oh you're just an anti trying to start fights for no reason. got it

>>46996733
I get being curious and concerned for gura, but it sucks when that leads people to develop slanderous ideas about her. I think we can be pretty assured that Gura doesn't hate her fans and isn't sick of streaming based on like any of her streams. She obviously loves streaming and hololive. It's just too difficult for her to do so right now, which sucks but it's not malicious.

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>>46997118
>merely pretending to be retarded
nah shes literally one of the most retarded people on the planet
shes a non functioning autist and shouldnt be allowed to live on her own
her parents are failures to her desu

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People can only take so many breaks and returns

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>>46997127
They will have to kill me to stop me from loving Gura.

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>>46997201
>She obviously hololive
yes, undeniable
>She obviously loves streaming
all signs point to the obvious
>She obviously loves her fans
So obviously she is aware they want streams and communication and instead censors them for asking then ignores them

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I just want her to masturbate on stream for us and listen to her moans. Is that too much to ask from her?

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>>46995888
She's fun to be around when she's not ghosting people, unironically i wish they can go to japan for months again so gura can ger even more refreshed and if the rumors about gura and Mori going to the beach are true then good.

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NEW ZTREAM FRAME UP

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>>46997272
(You)

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>>46997353
anon you tricked me....

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>>46996631
back on the prostitution schizo-loop. this time with a random video of a girl that looks nothing like her.

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ok SEA shitposting aside, and yes i know shes giga retarded
why the fuck did she think it was a good idea to ban the word stream?

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>>46997444
equally possible it was her ESL retard manager

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>>46997201
>It's just too difficult for her to do so right now
Why can't she simply tell us that? She doesn't even need to explain it, she could simply say that she's not feeling well, or that she will take some time off, everyone but schitzos would understand.

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>>46997353
My phone just gave me a Youtube notification when this was posted so I actually believed it for a second.

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>>46997492
>not feeling well
She already used that card. She couldn't possibly play it again after the Japan trip.

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>>46997434
the absolute state of pippafag

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>>46997492
she already did tell us that fucking idiot, that's the whole point.

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>>46997444
>implying it was her
She won't bother that shit let's be honest, it's her useless manager she's too lazy to moderate chat

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>>46997395
What (you) faggot? Not my fault Gura has behaved in a way to shake up the foundation of your arguments. She does NOT love streaming, you cannot keep someone who LOVES streaming away from doing it. We have so many girls in hololive that will fight through scuff and inconvenience to stream, but oh nyo skin hort, pc hort, isp hort blah blah blah. If she loved streaming she'd have 2 internet connections for backup. If she loved streaming she'd have a strong phone data plan and learn to use a hotspot.

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>>46997611
i'm a pippafag and i love gura. she gets just as many schizos as gura

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>>46997720
>seething
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

Did the mold really consume the cat?

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>>46997444
No idea. maybe someone was sperging out about streams in groomcord/prechat/twitter? If that were the case it'd make sense why she'd ban it for a day.

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>>46997492
I almost feel like this is also something like >>46997469, where these retarded staff just straight up won't allow her to communicate because they're afraid of having the #1 chuuba post something potentially yab worthy.

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Why is being honest so difficult for her?

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>>46997720
then stop watching and find someone else
we dont care

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Opinions on SNOT?

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>>46997984
can't have an opinion if they haven't streamed together in several months

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>>46997434
Oh yeah, those. It's crazy that they think that they can convince any of us that's real.

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>>46998019
You really stretched for that one...

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>>46997984
I liked their Devour streams

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>>46997984
I prefer SNO(T)

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>>46998071
they don't do anything together anymore

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>Gura will probably stream tomorrow
>no she won't fuck off kys
Ask me how I know you aren't a chumbud.
You'll never guess.

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>>46997984
I'd prefer if Gura just collabs with whoever is available and not have to wait for certain members.

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>>46998267
hard to do when literally all 4 of them got sick at some point in time in the past couple months

[Anonymous No.]

back to our regularly scheduled programming of lusting over the shark

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>>46998284
>Ask me how I know you aren't a chumbud.
Cause chumbuds are always wrong, and Gura won't stream tomorrow.

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>>46997933
Alright i can believe that

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>>46998402
no thanks coomer

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>>46998481
Wrong.
Awful guess, in fact.

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>>46998284
cause chumbuds know not to expect streams by now so if you say one is coming you're just trying to get people's hopes up for something they won't get?

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>>46998402
Post more, coomer!

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>>46998402
I am in lust but more so in love with her.

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>>46998614
I hate greyniggers

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>>46998402
Soon Gura will make love to us from her ASMR pillow fort!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will show up in the easter special as a surprise guest

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, I seem to be lost. Is this the official laugh at the cumkeks thread?

[Anonymous No.]

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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Btw they are using desktop (like the last Halloween collab) so there's no VR hort excuse for Gura not participating.

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>>46997201
>gura doesn't hate her fans
>gura isn't sick of streaming
>gura loves streaming
kek my sides, any more jokes you have in store for us bud?

[Anonymous No.]

I love this shark

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>>46999014
Nah, wrong website.
You're thinking of this place called "Reddit".

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>>46999018
AND GURA LOVES YOU, CHUMBIE

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck do you still "love this shark"? Have you been reading the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46999014
Wait, I should be getting laughed at? The shitposting doesn't seem to be working yet again.

[Anonymous No.]

shitposters think I'm going to abandon my girl that I've loved for nearly 3 years and have spend thousands of dollars on? get real

[Anonymous No.]

she banned the word stream GUYS OMG
its like she hates us or something boo hoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46999594
No, I just come here, post that I love this shark and close the thread.

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>>46999676
I believed you until the second half of your post.

[Anonymous No.]

Soon I will buy Gura's eggs and fertilize them.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura in the collab? She's not on teh thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

I'm bored and tired and I don't want to go to bed.
What do I do with myself, chumbies?

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>>46999594
She's literally my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

What is your favorite Gura ztream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47000214
Can you research a good way for Gura to provide her eggs to all her chumbies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47000214
gains for gura

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>>47000343
the current one

[Anonymous No.]

Stop gooming to a little girl you sick fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>47000547
does a little girl move like THIS?

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>>47000352
Maybe all this time I'm wasting could be used for good!

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Child

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Yet again she proves how little she cares about the fans. Don't worry she'll be back soon to collect her paycheck with her latest "return" stream followed by another week long vacation using another retarded excuse!

[Anonymous No.]

No wonder Gura skipped this collab, what a mess

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>women
>can't do simple arts and crafts
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

gura doko...

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>>47000883
You're boring, make a new post

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>>47000891
They really need to come up with different collab ideas. Even when working VR is overdone.

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I take it all back. I am hereby unforgiving Gura. It's not even because she doesn't stream. It's because she promised to communicate more but she didn't keep that promise. I'm done.

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>>47001666
I agree, I'm over it

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>>47001666
no dino gooba, dont care but imagine if they like prepared before

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>>47001734
I really wish you were

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https://youtu.be/n5VXZ78sjnQ
more blockgame trident feedback

[Anonymous No.]

>Another day passes with no Gura time
Pain..

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>>47001959
>0 changes
I see that she still hasn't logged in even a single fucking time since her last stream.

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>>47001959
Gura is super cute, no one can deny it.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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>>47002171
she casts a spell on everyone
it's like a superpower

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>>47002169
a good indicator that she's probably busy with something

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>>47002489
or probably does not care

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>46992152
That's me in her hand btw.

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>>47002489
She said she was done with block game for now

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>>46991475
>>46991702
>>46992708
>>46993087
>>46993338
>>46993668
>>46993701
>>47000214
what is this body type called?

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>>47002980
Idk but Gura is the sex holo. T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>47002980
Perfection

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I'm going to goom to gura

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>>47002980
it's called gura shark wife type

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I WISH GURA WOULD FUCKING MURDER ME. I WANT TO FEEL HER TEETH SINK INTO MY SKIN AND RIP OUT LARGE CHUNKS OF FLESH AS SHE DEVOURS ME WHOLE. I REALLY FUCKING MISS HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>47003326
this but my penis being torn while fucking her gills

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>>47003326
You're going to be alright, bud. You don't need to shitpost too much.

[Anonymous No.]

What is everyone's average goom session?

I take around 5mins to goom if I see some good Gura lewds.

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>>47004111
my antidepressants make it so that it takes like 30 minutes to goom
but i haven't goomed in 4 weeks now i think something is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

If Cover isn't playing favorites, they should graduate Gura's ass like they did with Sana. At least Sana had a proper reason not to stream.

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>>47004111
Sometimes I waste a whole hour before giving up, idk why gooming is so difficult.

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>>47004111
i tried to last longer to goom more

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>>47004279
>At least Sana had a proper reason not to stream
No she didn't, she admitted herself that back hort wasn't a real thing. She mentioned her back was sore like twice and her fanbase blew it out of proportion in order to cover for her, just like people are now doing for Gura with muh health issues.

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>>47003939
But i literally want her to eat me (im into vore)
and i want to die, because life without her is meaningless(again)

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>>47004111
On a gear cycle about an hour or so. Off cycle 10-30 minutes.

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>>47004353
Unironically get your test levels checked.

[Anonymous No.]

My wife is really cute

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>>47004111
why are you such a quickshot? my average goom session is around 20-30 minutes

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>>47004830
if I was a make a wish kid my wish would be to suck on her toes

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>>47004111
30 minutes on average, it takes longer if i start to get friction burns. At that point it feels like a chore and i just want to get it done.

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>>47004449
Either way, they should graduate Gura.

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>>47005054
Give up your larping already?

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>>47005054
Gura makes Cover too much money, it's not happening. It's like with Aqua, Marine, Ayame. They barely stream but they sell tons of merch.

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>>47005054
They won't. She has earned a seat in the holo retirement home like Aqua, Marine, Shion, and Susei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47005306
>>47005329
is this a bot? all those people make content outside of streaming

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I like taking my time

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>>47005306
>>47005329
I wish HoloEN would at least get a new gen before retiring its old members like HoloJP does.

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>>47005670
What would be the point? I only watch Gura anyways.

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>>47005550
Is the bot in the room with you right now?

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[Anonymous No.]

>Oshi
>Favorite Gura stream
Gura
First muse dash stream

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>>47005754
But I am right here. Look upon my smooth plating. My well rounded chassis. My thermic reactor pulsates with smooth.. velvety.. beats. Chumbie.. I want to enter your temple..

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>>47005959
Gura
Meido stream

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>>47005550
Well to be fair Gura has done a good amount of song covers. You all just ignore them because they're with other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47005959
why is she having sex with itler?

[Anonymous No.]

gura....doko.....

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>>47005959
This guy should draw Gura having sex with ebis.

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>>47005959
There are too many to list. But the Christmas gift wrapping stream was fucking incredible.. it was one of the last times she said she loved us too..

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>>47005893
Needs correction

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>>47006105
mon-wed greybud

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>>47006391

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>>47005959
/ggg/
the rust stream where gura said 'gura's got guns'

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>>47006497
>mon-wed
that's the members watch along, greybud. doko is for all the other streams she talked about...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47005959
gooby
any zatsu

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>>47005959
gooba
I liked her jackbox collabs but my favorite stream has to be the princess bridge watchalong

[Anonymous No.]

>>47007063
princess BRIDE
not sure what a princess bridge is

[Anonymous No.]

What time is the ztream tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

enjoying your 1 stream a week chumbuds? she works so hard for you.

[Anonymous No.]

I have turned grey. I only depend on ggg to tell me her stream schedules and only will member if I decide her member stream is worth watching like asmr.

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>>47005959
Maid stream. I goomed my hardest goom to that stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Sharkpits

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>multiple catalog threads

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>>47005959
>Oshi
>Survey posting
Go back.

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>>47005959
Maid asmr
I probably listening for it over 30 times

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>>47005959
none of your business
terraria #3 (boss battle)

[Anonymous No.]

>>47007872
Not all of these guys are chumbies

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>>47005959
Gura
I can't really choose, but the one that instantly came to me was minecraft stream where Ina went to space

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>>47008225
tiny tail...

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think he thinks that we look at the trash he posts and go "oh my god, you're right...she's the worst human to ever exist...like literally worse than Hitler...I...I d-don't think I love her anymore..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>47008694
I don't think he thinks at all

[Anonymous No.]

Where else is there to talk about Gura?
Global hates her for some reason and discord is full of people trying to 1up each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47008937
They still hate her? I moved to /ggg/ back when irys debuted.

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>>47009240
idk but chumbuds seem to be the least popular fanbase there now and i remember them shitting on her 3d stream. i think even hlg likes her more

[Anonymous No.]

>>47008225
sex

[Anonymous No.]

Cancelling my membership was a great move I see...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47009438
Maybe its time to check out hlg again.
Haven't been there since EN debuted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47009629
are you proud of yourself, anon?

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>>47009830
hasn't changed much, just slower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47008937
Hlgg? It’s only 1 or 2 people that keep baiting with her. They do the same thing Fauna. People ignore it for the most part.

[Anonymous No.]

easy to see why gura would have ignored this event desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>47010203
>It’s only 1 or 2 people that keep baiting with her.
So, pretty much the same as here?

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>>47010631
Yes and probably the same people too

[Anonymous No.]

>>47010631
Hlgg is better about ignoring bait than here.

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>>47010827
that is the face of someone currently peeing

[Anonymous No.]

>>47011004
>microbes in the ocean get to taste my wife's piss before I do
it's just not fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>47011004
She is peeing into the sea

[Anonymous No.]

>>47008937
>discord is full of people trying to 1up each other.
elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>47008937
Where would you like to talk about Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47012083
in my bed with another girl ideally