/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>46910283

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

I’m fucking addicted, I’m totally and completely hers.

[Anonymous No.]

I love her but she needs to realize that trying to soften the blow by not telling us she won't be streaming for a while does more damage than just outright saying it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm bored and I want to see my wife again! I'm a chumbabooey!

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>>46934798
She keeps us on our toes.
We need to devote ourselves to her in order to fully love her.

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Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

gura is preparing legal documents with her manager to marry her fanbase once the hologram merch is ready

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>>46934798
Yeah, it's much easier to wait when I have an idea of when she's coming back. Then I can focus on other things.

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>>46934743
Same desu
She literally owns me, im her property

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>>46934871
You’re right. I’ve noticed more and more that in the time she is “gone” I feel most closest to her. I don’t know how to explain it but it’s like she is testing us and we have to remain true to her only. I love this shark.

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MY WIFE AND IDOL

[Anonymous No.]

Hey fitbuds, I'm a fatty and I want to lose some weight for my wife's concert. Is just doing cardio and dropping sugary drinks enough?

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>>46934545
Well yeah.. things could always be worse, but it's never been this bad.. Just accepting it feels like im giving up on her..

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>>46934990
I bet those bastards will try to stop her though, making all kinds of excuses like how it isn’t “ethical” and all the rest. Well whatever, as far as I’m concerned I’m already married to her, even if the world isn’t ready for our love just yet.

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>>46935235
Don't forget to drink lots of water. Building muscle burns a lot of calories too, protein takes more energy to break down and satiates for longer.

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>>46935235
Make exercising a daily ritual, also try eating purely healthy and natural foods, fruits veggies meats, get plenty of sleep too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46935244
wdym? i feel pretty hopeful for the future. she talked about wanting to start up things like watchalongs again

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>>46935235
If you have time go to gym anon best choice ever

[Anonymous No.]

D'oh jeez, they're menhera posting again. Cheer up, things aren't as bad as you want to think they are.

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>>46935422
Yeah, alright. I hope she actually pulls through

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is my wife, we are married.

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>>46934798
yeah, i cancelled my membership
i looked at her chat last stream and saw all those tridents, and it dawned on me. these people are all perfectly OK with things as they are. and if they're happy, why would she change anything? i think most of them would be fine even if she only streamed once a month. i'm not ok with that, but at the end of the day, i'm just one newbud in a sea of tridents, so who am i to say anything?
i still love her dearly, and nobody has ever made me laugh as hard (vtuber or otherwise), but i'll be a gray from now on until she starts streaming consistently again

[Anonymous No.]

Talk me out of buying the bag

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>>46935897
I made this post

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>>46935929
Most people aren't okay with it, but complaining about a lack of streams during a stream doesn't make sense.

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>>46935938
Buy crocs instead.

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>>46936047
I honestly would buy those Gura colored Crocs. Would be a great marketing opportunity for Cover.

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>>46936036
But that's the only time she will see it. You're right though, whenever the stream starts and i hear her voice it washes away all my frustration and im entranced by her. I prepared a supa for it but i couldn't bring myself to send it. It just didn't feel right and she was so happy that stream and it felt like the first time in months that something wasn't weighing her down.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to believe things are getting better and maybe I am menhera, but I just can't shake the feeling that something isn't right.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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>>46935929
>yeah, i cancelled my membership
>i still love her dearly
oxymoron

[Anonymous No.]

Why do we allow generals for graduated livers?

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>>46936483
Why do we allow retards like you to post on 4chan?

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>>46935929
I hope you miss the next member stream.

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>>46936483
she streamed 3 days ago you numbnut
at least wait for a 1 week+ streak before you are trying to be funny

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>>46935938
i bought ze bag

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>>46936699
Now you must cosplay as Catshark Gura while wearing it.

[Anonymous No.]

/ggg/ has been pretty resilient today

[Anonymous No.]

Weekends are the only time i can watch her live. This is a 4 day weekend. She will not stream even once. This is just not fair...

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>>46935397
>>46935406
>>46935511
Thanks for the advise, I don't really have enough time to go to a gym everyday, but I have some dumbbells and an elliptical machine at home.
Have a cute Gura in return.

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>>46937019
>4 day weekend
must be nice i'm working tomorrow and monday but getting paid 2x for it at least

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>>46937168
once you lose weight, buy a pullup bar. push ups/dumb bells/pull ups are pretty much all you *really* need for building your upper body.

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>>46934798
>she won't be streaming for a while
Chumbie, she's shown no intent to return to streaming normally. It's not that she won't be streaming for a while, it's that this "i'll do it 4 times a month if I feel like it" is the new norm

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>>46936346
>I want to believe things are getting better
Genuine questions, you guys don't see things are getting worse and worse? Before she used to have excuses or reasons for big breaks. 8 day break into 1 stream into 3 day and counting would have embarrassed even her.

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my love for her is eternal and shall never be extinguished!

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>>46937987
her excuse is still internet hort and severe sunburn

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>>46937987
easter hort

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[Anonymous No.]

She's too lazy to actually remove bloop forever.

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Boy Gura

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>>46939235

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>>46934657
Guras butt must look just like that T o T

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>>46939235
Sex

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>>46939363
squeeze hard enough and you'll break her ass bones

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>>46939235
Is this what fembuds like? Honest question.

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>>46939626
Most fembuds are probably lesbians

[Anonymous No.]

The comment section under the minecraft vod is kinda funny now. The mentally ill ESL schitzos are getting really riled up.

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>>46939767
what did he mean by this

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>>46939767
why?

[Anonymous No.]

Made spaghetti and my very basic 15 minute sauce. Topped it with this incredible unfiltered olive oil

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>>46939767
I do not like feisty""buds""

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>>46936036
>complaining about a lack of streams during a stream doesn't make sense
That's unironically the best time to do it
>>46936253
You're never going to find a "right time" by that logic

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>>46939767
no one looks at comments by newest, much less an old vod so who cares

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>>46939664
I thought they liked those shotas.

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>>46939992
>>46940054
>>46939948
I mean this guy and his alt accounts, the comment section is his oshi

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>>46940221
>I'm not obsessed, you guys are!

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>>46939991
I warmed a frozen pizza in the oven.

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Its funny to me, idk

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>>46936910
Its really the threadshitter's own fault. They've layered on so much bullcrap for so long that most of us just aren't fazed much. Turns out long trolling campaigns can galvanize people rather than demoral them.

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>>46940693
People who engage the comment section days after the stream are idiots.

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Why are there 2 greyniggers camping the VOD comment section whining about parasocials and people asking for streams for a week+. Is this what "patient buds" look like?

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>>46941163
Don’t know, don’t care.

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>>46940693
"my alt or main with 2 year membership" which doesnt exist, nice try

[Anonymous No.]

Lack of soundposts in here

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>>46939991
i found a 3 year frozen beef roast and I cooked it in a dutch oven
it was still alright. idk how long beef can be frozen before it gets bad.

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>>46941163
patientbud = not begging
begging is the lowest lifeform

[Anonymous No.]

Shitposters are newfags.
It's part of the reason why I don't care about their sad attempts to make me feel bad.
I'm too old for this shit. I do like watching it sometimes though.

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>>46940804
Nah there just weren't any actual paid raids today, it only ruins the threads when they're actively replying to themselves instead of having just a few shitters parroting the usual tactics with zero follow through.

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>>46939991
i cooked and cut up some sausages and threw it in a pan with some uncle ben's
It was not as good as the sausage and egg friend rice my dad used to make

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watching moom makes me think back to how gura got like almost 200k viewers for her first outfit. imagine how nervous she was seeing that

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>>46941987
she never looks at live view counts

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>>46941987
It was a different time, everyone was stuck at home.

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>>46941987
>imagine how nervous she was seeing that
thank God those days are long gone

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>>46942153
i still remember that one karaoke stream that got like what 120k viewers. that was just crazy.

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>>46941987
Nekomimi was hype, ruined by a fucking rigger

[Anonymous No.]

>Saplings are happy right now and getting streams
>Hoomans are happy right now and getting streams

>Brats are happy right now and getting streams

>Kronies are happy right now and getting streams

>Teamates are happy right now and getting streams

>KFP is happy right now and getting streams

>Deadbeats are happy right now and getting streams

Why do we have to suffer the most(and takos)? It's not fucking fair bros

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>>46942295
FUCK RIGGERS

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Gurtarded

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>>46942797
Because her expiration date on the "Gura" internet identity is running out. People lying to themselves about how much she loves them should ask why she doesn't love them enough to play a fucking video game a few times a week on stream.

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>>46942797
&IRyS!

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>>46942797
&irystocrats!

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>>46943060
>>46943085
lmao
hoping for some gurys, that really small dose of it during the shill collab was really fun

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>>46943268
gura and irys will never do a 1:1 proper collab, it'll never happen if it hasn't happened by now!

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>>46942797
idunno i'm happy with gura being around and happy rather than forcing herself to play stuff she doesn't want to

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah the menheras are here.

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>>46943472
fuck off you aren't a chumbud

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>>46943268
I'd love that too, unfortunately neither is the type to initiate a collab so best we'll get are forced interactions or happenstance like Rust

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Power

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>>46943560
explain

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>>46943268
The GuRyS Rust stream showed they're on reasonably good terms, but don't really know each other. Gura's a bit autistic so she'd never reach out, and IRyS is on JP time. They seem good together, but they just don't have the chemistry yet

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>>46943679
there's tons of stuff she can play and you're retarded for being happy without her

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Good job defending the thread chumbuds. Don't let the menherabuds take you down

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>>46943829
she doesn't really like video games aside from specific ones

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>>46943472
This yesbud cope about how Gura was miserable when she had to *gasp* play video games and didn't always fucking warm up mid stream even when she was out of it is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

Another shitposting wave? I'll come back later.

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>>46944405
do us a favor and never return if you consider this 'shitposting' you redditor

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>>46944048
if she doesn't want to stream then that's her choice. if i'm desperate to hear her voice i'll just watch an old vod.

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>a full week
lol
lmao

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>>46944565
Yeah yeah, I know.

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[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS09PY2IbBghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS09PY2IbBghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS09PY2IbBg

Take the owl pill

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>>46945322
no thanks

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>>46945322
I'm already watching, anon

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I like GuRyS because they're both kinda dumb
I want to see them play a co-op puzzle game together

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>>46945322
oh neat, mumei has cute nails in her new outfit.
finally.

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>>46942797
>comparing shit I don't care about to my shining idol
embarrassing

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>>46945790
>kinda

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>>46945790
has gura done portal 2 yet? While short blue/tall orange definitely screams for kiara i think GuRyS would still be funny

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>>46946016
i think the point went over your head anon

[Anonymous No.]

Mumei's new outfit is really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Gura would get an outfit with glasses

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>>46946607
Maybe for the next one

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>went to the beach by herself
>got sunburned by herself
>played board games by herself
Isn't this even worse? That would mean she sits at home all day with nothing to do, nothing to distract her, and she still chooses not to stream to you guys.

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>>46944048
>>46943829
>telling others to cope
>calling others retards
>stalking a fanbase and obsessed over an oshi you're "over" and "above"
That's the spirit.

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>>46946381
My appreciation goes beyond what that post tries to reduce it to.

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>>46946114
yes, with ina

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>>46946114
Yes with Ina, insert soundpost here

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>>46946971
>>46946978
and now they are both soft retired, hmm.

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>>46946911
there's a difference between being obsessed with her and being on the extreme end being happy with barely any streams instead of wanting more

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>>46946870

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>>46947171
I would be happy if my wife shot my head full of 12 gauge if it made you seethe

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>>46946607
I have been loving megane a little more lately...

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>>46947171
It's pretty obvious that some people here view her as more than just entertainment.

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>>46947273
? uh okay then

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>>46947171
So, how does that explain Ina? Haven't seen the level of seethe there since she's only been back for 3 streams with less time than Gura has.

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>>46947528
PULL THE TRIGGER NIGGER I DON'T CARE MY WIFE DON'T STREAM!!!

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>>46947601
I don't know what takos do or what goes through their heads. All I know is that I want to watch more gura. Not sure this is fucking controversial to say

[Anonymous No.]

They're cuckposting again? Please stop embarrassing yourself.

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https://youtu.be/8gF8WqO09lM
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY MISS GOOOOOBBAAAAAAA AND IF SHE THINKS GETTING US USED TO COMMUNICATING WITH US LESS IS GOING TO MAKE IT BETTER IT'S NOT WOORKKIINNNGGG

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>>46947844
t.the faggot bringing it up out of nowhere

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Gura's pissy panties

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>>46948095

[Anonymous No.]

I'm watching clips from movies about space and Interstellar scares me the most right now. What are your favorite space movies?

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>>46947463
Im madly in love with her, that's why i want to see her as much as possible. I suffer without her. But it's still better than how i felt before i found her, so its bearable.

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I want Gura to do a book club
>>46948779
Aliens

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>>46948779
jeez i don't think i've watched a "space movie" in a while, so i guess its between Starship Troopers and Stargate SG1: The Ark of Truth?

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>>46948779
I liked Alien well before Gura debuted, that whole series of movies has always been some of my favorites

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>>46948917
Fuck I know man, it’s gonna be okay, she’ll be back again soon and it will be just like the good old days, just be patient a little longer.

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>>46948779
2001 A Space Odyssey. After Tay.AI the killing of HAL 9000 hurts.

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>>46949268
nice falseflag

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>>46935235
When you start, do not go too ham, unless you have previous experience.
Realize that 2 months is not nearly enough time to reach an ideal body shape (if you're committed, you will see physical differences though.)
Building muscle/weight lifting is just as important as a caloric deficit for losing weight.
Yes, cutting sugar is 1000% fastest way to cut calories.
Cardio is optional, but recommended. Seriously, trying to lose weight through cardio alone is a fool's errand.
Good luck!

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>>46947171
No one said anything about being satisfied with the way things are. Yet you are the one bring up answers no one had a question for with dialogue running through your head of what you think everyone is saying. If you really feel the way you do there is no logical reason you would be on /ggg/ and yet you are here and are surprised others are here in a Gura thread and lash out as a result.

None of what you are doing makes any sense. Also noticed you didn't deny being obsessed.

[gura No.]

>>46949548
fuck off

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>>46949610
Case and point.

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[Anonymous No.]

It's obvious she's weening off the weak, only the strongest chumbuds will survive. She only wants to share things with them.

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>>46949016
Interstellar was pretty good, I liked "The Martian" too.
I love the universe despite it being so scary. It fascinates me.

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>>46950280
Interstellar is a great sounding movie. Get yourself a nice sound system put the wormhole scene on and it really changes the experience of the film.

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>>46950280
The Martian is Arnold gets Gaslit: the Movie: In space right? I think i watched that on the telly at my dad's one time.
Personally i've always been into Sci-fi shows, Firefly, Red Dwarf etc more than movies.

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>>46947171
Why are you so angry? Just watch some Gura, she always makes me feel relaxed.

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>>46950280
>>46950527
Wait shit nevermind I forgot Hitchhiker's Guide, that movie is great.

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>>46934743
You sound like a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

I love putting myself into an existential crisis. The Youtube videos I look up make me feel something.

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>>46945322
Nope, I've tried to watch Mumei. She's boring

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>>46946582
looks pretty boring and bland to me

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>>46946870
You really believe she did all that by herself? lol

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>>46935235
Do strength training. Preserving your muscle while you're on a cut. You'd rather look toned than skinny fat, don't you?

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>>46951311
Are you autistic?

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>>46947171
The people that are happy with no streams are obsessed too. Obsessed to the point where they won't criticize her

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>>46951348
You must be if you think she did all that by herself lol

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>>46951382
Yes, people here are obsessed with her.

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>>46951461
I kissed my screen

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I saw news in the Okayu + Korone general the other day that Gura decided to play more minecraft thanks to Okayu, and I thought that was very sweet. Don't know if the anon who posted that came from this general or not but I'm glad that he shared the news regardless.

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>>46951382
Sort of. It's just a difference in values. Some people just literally aren't as needy in the same sense. It doesn't mean they love her less. They are just more independent.

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>>46951886
If you don't value having her stream enough to care when her stream output drops like a fucking rock then yes, you do love her less.

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>>46951665
I want to see her finish that trident secret storeroom base.

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>>46952083
Or they are people that work for a living and still buy all her merch and go to the concerts and conventions.

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>>46951467
Twice in a row! Can he go for 3?

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>>46952083
shut up

[Anonymous No.]

tourist not trying to stir the shit. I know she had a memberino streamorino this week. Did she mention when the next stream would be?

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>>46952083
It's really not that simple but I'm not gonna go into an evolutionary biology lesson.

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>>46952208
no

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>>46952083
The anon didn't say that. Again it's like you are stuck on a script forcing your dialogue to stick.

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>>46952208
Not really, she did say she wants to do watchalongs again next week

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>>46952547
got it thanks. i'm leaving this thread looks like shit, no offense

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>>46952131
When Gura streams, she physically spends time with you, sharing her thoughts and seeing the same screen as you, that is as close as you can get to experiencing the real Gura. Everything else, merch, cons, whatever is secondary to the time that she spends streaming. If you are satisfied with this level of streaming and are fulfilled with fucking factory produced merch, cover produced concerts, and scripted con appearances you don't love her, you love being a fan of her.

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>>46952812
It's been ALOT worse.. fairly comfy right now

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>>46952816
Okay guy that probably never has given a dime to her and freeloads all her content.

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>>46953002
If I could get her to stream more by paying her I would pay hella money, the problem is I LITERALLY FUCKING CAN'T

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>>46953118
can't hear the audio, chief

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>>46953186
she's not motivated by money then, that's a good thing.

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>>46952816
So all the effort put into learning new dances, vocal work, extra bit pieces put on during the holidays, concerts, collabs means nothing to you.

Anon sounds like you're more upset that anon isn't as miserable as you sound, that is if you're not just falseflagging.

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>>46953249
Sure, but what exactly is Gura motivated by? Is she motivated by anything at all?

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[Anonymous No.]

How's Gura withdrawal treating you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46954037
Nobody really knows. She's a mysterious woman.

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>>46953249
The point was that I have no qualms about spending money on her, faggot. What the hell motivates her to stream then anyway? Its for fucking sure not whether or not she has fans that want her to stream.
>>46953339
Of course I appreciate the effort she put in but not a single thing she's done in the last months has been more than people already expect of her. She not going to fucking skip holofes or her 3d debut is she? Showing up on a single jp collab is already a pitifully low showing for having gone all the way to Japan and she couldn't even be there in person for it. And don't mention holidays, I don't want to reminesce about how she just fucked off right before the holidays, skipped celebrating holidays with us, and came back for a holiday before fucking off again.

And you are right about that, you should be as miserable as me. Don't claim you love Gura if you aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

we've got a real menherabud here

[Anonymous No.]

love gooba

[Anonymous No.]

want gooba

[Anonymous No.]

goobnight chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46954100
Surprisingly well, that last member stream was precious and made me hopeful. I might surrender to despair again, but not today.

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>>46954211
I know that feel but she will never go back to how she was in 2020 and 2021 because she knows they're gonna renew her contract anyway. Only a scare from management can make her rethink her priorities but at this point if she does it just out of fear I don't wanna be part of it.

I pray that some day she would understand how we feel, that she's our sunshine, our beloved oshi we want to be together with until death do us apart. If she really understood how we feel, as the caring and innocent girl I know she is, I have no doubts she would be less cold to us.

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>>46954601
Goobnight

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MEMBER POST

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>>46954985
Real? I'm not home to check pls what did she say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46954100
I’m fine, playin bidya

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>>46955054
Nah that guy has been doing that since yesterday. How do you not have notifications by now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46955145
I'm not logged in on this phone and I can only log in from pc because I don't remember the password. I use a password manager on pc since the Snowden happening.

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At this point it's 100% that there's a stream tomorrow.

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>>46955335
She implied no streams until thursday. There's no way she's streaming on Easter. She takes all holidays off now since she get the contract renewal in spring 2022. She only streamed on Valentine's because an autist spammed the general for a whole month and some manager noticed, I hate to admit it but I know she was too busy to stream and I wanted her to stream too.

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Everytime I can chat with her or even just think of her my days feel brighter. There's nothing I'd rather do than spend time with her. I love you so much Gura.

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>>46934798
Anon, its been 7 fucking months already, stop whining, she streams one or two times a week, that's it, that's her schedule now, apreciate when she streams, and do something else when she's not, It aint hard.

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>>46955604
>she streams one or two times a week
You mean a month

At least it's an improvement over one or two times a year.

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>>46939626
I don't need to see someone in a sexual way to like them.

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>>46954953
>as the caring and innocent girl I know she is, I have no doubts she would be less cold to us
I wish that was the case but I can't help but be realistic. Gura is not a perfect, innocent girl, she hides it but we all know she's not innocent. Anyone who's watched Gura enough has seen that she's a real girl with many flaws, her stage fright when she streams, her crippling perfectionism, her social awkwardness, so I don't think her callousness towards her fans that really love her is just a misunderstanding.

She's not as dumb as she appears, and one thing she's always shown is that she understands what her fans want. She used to fight past her flaws and give us schedules and consistent streams despite the fear during her early days. Dropping schedules was a whole ordeal, don't pretend like she doesn't know we wanted her to keep them. How many times have we begged her to talk to us more. Now she's much more comfortable, but has given up on putting in the effort to do it. Why? It fucking hurts.

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>>46955604
The problem is more with the fact she makes me believe she will stream more but then goes on radio silence. She promised mon, wed, fri streams but she BARELY lasted 2 weeks before she came up with a shitty tech issue and then disappeared for 2 weeks of thanksgiving. She only appeared at Mori's SEA concert and it was most likely prerecorded too and nobody knew anything about it anyway. She completely forgot about her fans for 2 weeks and she came back only to announce hiatus and disappear for 2 months to then announce she was going to stream less because of the fes and when she came back from the fes she streamed a couple days straight only to take a 6 days break, she did a members then disappeared again with a flase promise of watchalong mon/tue/wed (actually thursday if even), that's where we are now.

[Anonymous No.]

>valentine's was 2 months ago
time sure flies...

[Anonymous No.]

Why is he replying to himself again?

[Anonymous No.]

Does this guy want me to stop watching Gura or what?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want Gura to stream. I want her to have sex with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46956574
meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>46956840
>new ip
ok threadshitterchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>46956879
Meds now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46956830
I want Gura to stream having sex with me

[Anonymous No.]

Is she treating her skin with anything now? it's gonna be a pain for her if she doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46954100
Life reps are kicking my ass and theres no time to be sad. I can't even afford sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't give a fuck about any of this drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>46957055
the sunburn thing is a lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>46957055
she's putting shark juice on it (it takes a lot of effort)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46953245
DOUSHITE (YOUR TIRED EYES)

[Anonymous No.]

this year is going to be awful to be a chumbud, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46957521
>this year is going to be awful
Can just shorten it to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46957521
2023 is gonna make 2022 look like 2021

[Anonymous No.]

>>46957078
What drama??

[Anonymous No.]

I want to smell Gura's forearm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46957757
poke a hole in one of the boils and then smell it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46957626
I hope you're right.. Because so far it's looking grim..

[Anonymous No.]

>>46957857
perhaps you misunderstood

[Anonymous No.]

>>46957521
Compared to last year's first quarter it's already worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46957857
reading comprehension reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>46954100
terrible but it hasn't been that long yet, not gonna get feisty until we're counting weekdays
simply miss the shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>46957906
>>46957891
oh.. nvm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46957521
Nope, I just watched her Duolingo stream again and now I'm gonna hop into bed all happy and giggly

[Anonymous No.]

The SHE HATES US meme is getting less and less ironic every passing day.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the king of /ggg/.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46958116
onahole...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46958077
But why would Gooba hate us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46958116
not even the onahole will make me feel better..

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46958187
What happened, my dear subject?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46958216
sleep tight buddy

[Anonymous No.]

where is my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46958179
Because vtuber fans are greasy and stinky and fat and entitled and misogynist and incel and so on... the usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46958237
The only person that managed to make me genuinely happy, has been spending less and less time with us and i seemingly fading away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46958216
Sharkdreams

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>>46958408
Not chumbuds, we're cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46958625
One of the EN managers' name was literally "Loser Bait" until he got called out because of the accidental leak on Ame's stream. Take the hint.

[Anonymous No.]

genuinely weird bait, wasn't expecting this angle

[Anonymous No.]

>>46958686
ooo this is an angle that hasn't been used in a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>46958408
Sounds like you're projecting buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46958746
>you can't be genuinely mad that your oshi sees you as human garbage! must be a troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>46958216
Goobnight Chumbo

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>>46958813
If that's how you felt from your oshi then that's fine, doesn't mean it's true for chumchads

[Anonymous No.]

I just slept for a couple of hours and now I feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

Just bought my tickets, I hope Cover has some stuff at AX again. My favorite part about the last con I went to, other than the Gura panel, was all the hololive merch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46959049
very good odds, a bunch of fans are gonna be in the area at the same time anyways, they'd be fools not to double dip

[Anonymous No.]

>>46958216
goobnite bud

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>>46958686
But Gura doesn't like managers either.

[Anonymous No.]

>enjoy cute shark girl
>get drunk and listen to death metal
WE'VE GOT THE FLAME BURNING IN OUR HANDS
WE'VE GOT AN ATOM'S POWER AT OUR COMMAND
DON'T LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD
ONE BULLET YOU'RE DEAD
OUT HERE WE LIVE AND DIE BY DEATH
WE'VE GOT THE ULTRA VIOLENT FORCE
TAKE WHAT WE NEED WITHOUT REMORSE
GONNA TAKE, GONNA TAKE IT ALL
THE LORD OF THE WASTELAND STRIKES

[Anonymous No.]

At no point this year have we seen gura 3 days in a row

[Anonymous No.]

>>46959292
I don't give a FUCK.
I don't give a single SHIT.
Deal with it.
Cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46959292
And we never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46959292
What do you mean? I see Gura every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>baiting with loserbait
what the fuck is this? 2020? holy shit he has been around on vtuber spheres even before EN existed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46959336
Keep being a goomer casual like this, chumbie.
What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you guys have other hobbies?
She's clearly treating this as a secondary activity. You should treat this as something extra every once in a while too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46959454
>goomer casual
Motherfucker please, I have glowies watching me 24/7. The feds have a file on me with at least three volumes and I literally did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46959447
What about it? at least I know what I'm talking about unless newfags who see gura stream once a month and think it's normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46959526
Pretty much this. Whining about it has never gotten any results, she's clearly just doing whatever she wants at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46935897
>>46936019
When did I post this?!

[Anonymous No.]

Goomers are Gura's favorite chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46959603
>One of the EN managers' name was literally "Loser Bait"
you're trying too hard to fit this narrative into your headcannon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46959526
>Don't you guys have other hobbies?
I was once compared to Al Qaeda in Second Life by some fucking loser that cosplayed in-game as Superman while engaging him in bullshit conversation while my compatriots vandalized the shit out of the surrounding area which was an in-game bank we crashed an hour later. Yeah, REAL MONEY in a gay fucking in-game bank. Trashed that shit good.

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>>46959640
And soon we will get the ASMR love nest. Gura will probably enjoy it so much that we'll get weekly romantic cuddle time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46959701
It's not a narrative. It's a fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46959769
fact that he has been around before EN existed, yes. you trying to push this angle >>46958408, is a narrative

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Gura likes ojisans with viking beards or should I shave it off?

[Anonymous No.]

Just took a shower. That eliminates the stinky & greasy reasons Gura has for hating us.

[Anonymous No.]

Fart shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46959526
Everything becomes meaningless without her. When she was still around, I felt like I could enjoy things in general again. The only thing i still enjoy is doing my weight lifting reps, because i want to be strong for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46960122
Gura likes scruffy unkempt men that rant about radioactive land that they conceptualize as a woman and will protect forever.

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking, that if I was a ghost, then I could see Gura whenever I wanted...

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>>46960030
Then tell what fucking reason does Gura have to treat her fans like this? why the fuck is she taking unannounced breaks every fucking month? why doesn't she make any efforts to be more transparent with us? why does it feel like any holiday or event is an excuse to take more time off? why? I'm fucking sick of pretending to believe that she thinks about her fans in any way other than negatively. I'm fucking tired of being treated like a wannabe sexual assaulter just because I'm into a vtuber. I'm so fucking tired of many things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46960568
take your meds retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46960632
kill yourself threadshitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46960770
Ramao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46960568
Maybe if we talk about chad things, Gura will be happy with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46960568
This just sounds like undiagnosed depression dude or an anxiety disorder on your part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46960844
>Maybe if we talk about chad things, Gura will be happy with us.
Only if you have the guts to joust with the fedfags for half your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46960568
Not everyone is a good person. Sometimes even someone you really looked up to can turn out to be a selfish piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, fellow chads, I just bought some trendy, masculine clothes today. They really show off my biceps, dude.

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>>46960925
>the asmr streams? they are cringe
>the halloween cookies stream? cookies make you fat
>the rainbow trident celebration stream? I'm not even a member
>the thanksgiving stream? turkey meat sucks
>the christmas stream? I'm not religious

[Anonymous No.]

I have to marry her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46960944
>I just bought some trendy, masculine clothes today
Wear a denim jacket over clothes that have been dirty for three days and come back later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46961028
Sorry, you can't marry my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>easter stream? surprise eggs are for children

[Anonymous No.]

What if I’m an EN manager blocking all the feedback to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46961399
Why would they do that? she comes here to check on narratives every day anyway, she knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46961487
>she comes here to check on narratives every day anyway, she knows.
She comes here to check, but not on narratives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46961399
>implying Gura would listen to a manager that isn't Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>46961487
>She comes here
You underestimate how thin skinned she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>46961504
She checks how horny chumbies are and rub her cun cun T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>46961568
Not entirely accurate but closer than the guy I was replying to so you get a pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46961504
Check what then? she doesn't seem to care about anything that gets posted in here unless it's something she can report to cover. They got /jp/ and /vt/ under leash since the ameg*ddon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46961399
>She's ghosting us because of management timeloop
Please stop already

[Anonymous No.]

>>46961487
It seems like antis genuinely believe this and so spam posts trying to hurt her feelings, but only funny /vt/ memes get shared with her at most.

[Anonymous No.]

Good afternoon and happy easter, i hope chumbies in taiwan are safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>46961651
She felt bad right before the members stream because anons were talking about suicide and she made a post saying she was doing a "members tomorrow" and she did. The chance some larper guessed right aren't zero but if you followed the flow of the thread it's obvious it was her. Only when people are literally killing themselves she seems to care like before Valentine's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46961925
People were saying "member karaoke tomorrow' for days straight you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46954100
D&D after watching Peepa outfit

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>>46961603
>Check what then? she doesn't seem to care about anything that gets posted
Things you should not attempt to understand. The girl is inscrutable and you should just get used to that. If you can't get used to it that means I am guaranteed to be her husband. I hold reason and logic in the highest esteem and I also know that they're both spooks. Life is an eldritch horror and I'm doing you a massive favor by telling you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46961971
>D&D after watching Peepa outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962068
What I like her

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46961925
Please get help. I’ve been through Holos taking it easier like with Aqua and Suisei and I’ve never seen this level of paranoia and grudging towards the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46961925
Either a coincidence or a manager pestered her after reading reddit/twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962104
>what
Literally nothing you do you. I am beyond way beyond judging you. My life is a clusterfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962121
>grudge
Where the fuck did I mention hating her you retarded wannabe discord white knight? kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962162
Oh ok I thought you hated her. I was gonna have to cut you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46961565
Yeah, maybe she's been here once or twice, but if she actually came here often, I think it would be a lot more obvious. Some of things said here would definitely get to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962389
They don't. She automatically assumes this general is just antis and trolls, that's why she does the complete opposite of what anons complain about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962490
>cried from being told she rides the short bus
>no it's fine guys she can totally tell the different between text posts from fans and schizos that shit up threads 12 hours a day trying to drag her down
She's not here retard

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna be in Japan in three weeks. I can't believe I'll have a chance to meet Gura at a random konbini..

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962330
Bro I would literally murder anyone she gave me the address of no questions asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962645
Ty anon very based

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to goom soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962553
>cried from being told she rides the short bus
*said that she cried from being told to ride the short bus

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962770
Hold anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962676
Just to clarify I'd murder anyone Gura gave me the address of. Don't know who you're talking about and dont care. Not my place to judge

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962553
Who are you quoting? I literally said she doesn't care. As I said before she only comes here to check on rrats because that's the only thing that bother her besides the suicides she doesn't want to be responsible for. Even if the thread was 100% genuine fan feedback she would not care in the slightest necause after the ameg*eddon all holos hate this site. As if Ame was an innocent victim who never did anything wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962818
Once again anon. Ty. Very based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962824
>I literally said
>new IP
You should try to be less obvious threadshitter

[Anonymous No.]

Is she really a fart shark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962869
My connection is 4G you retarded piece of shit. The IP is dynamic and changes on its own when the signal is bad or the emitter is overloaded. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962915
ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962915

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962977
I love how quickly she cracks up here

[Anonymous No.]

She cares about shitposters more than she cares about chumbies. She is literally the ">one guy" kind of menhera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962977
Stop making me love you more, Gura. She's too precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46963493
>#1 gura shitpost is "doesn't stream
somehow I feel like you cherry picking doesn't hold up to scrutiny at all

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46963702
That's a different thing. She doesn't care about people who complain about lack of streams because she doesn't want to stream more, she literally takes any event or holiday as a chance to be away and it makes me fucking mad because I don't know why she keeps being like this when all her fans only said positive things when she streamed more than usual, that's why to me it's like she hates her fans for whatever reason her menhera brain decided to. It doesn't matter how many times I said I love her, it was all pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

When she said "we'll watch something on tuesday or wednesday" she literally meant that's when the next stream would be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46964022
99% of posts making fun of here and outside here are about her not streaming. Not about some weird irrelevant shit like the screencap you posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46964052
Yes, retard. Did you not hear what she thinks about game streams, now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46964143
Deleting a tweet takes 5 seconds. Streaming regularly for people you don't like... it eats away at your soul.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Today is International ASMR Day. Do you think the ASMR love nest is ready?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46964822
>International ASMR Day
no, today is international praise the Lord day

[Anonymous No.]

>>46964822
I will have hope even though I have no faith. Not for tomorrow because fucking get real, but just in general. I want to live in a world where she uses that 3Dio regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46962915
She's whatever shark she wants to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46965061
We'll probably get weekly ASMR dates starting soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Booba huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>46964822
>Do you think the ASMR love nest is ready?
Don't give one fuck. If I'm not worthy of Gura I am only worthy of being an MKULTRA killing machine.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheating on Gura with Gabby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46965342
Based Gabby enjoier

[Anonymous No.]

>>46965127
Even wishing for a single ASMR is almost too much and you think we'll get weekly ones...
That bratty princess RP ASMR she promised me will never happen

[Anonymous No.]