/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

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Previous Thread: >>46438630

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura
good night frens

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

I spent all day loving Gura. I am happier for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

i think gura kinda cute..

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458743
>kinda

[Anonymous No.]

they wouldn't call her back to Japan already, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458782
if you think I'm wrong then prove it

[Anonymous No.]

Keepin' it real, buds?

[Anonymous No.]

bless this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458819
>This is just kinda cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458651
Once again, everyone did something for today but Gura. Everyone cared enough about their job and their fans except her. Why is it that we're left out and thrown to way side by her every time? I'm so tired of pretending she cares or that she's dedicated to chumbuds. This, together with how secretive she is should have been a major red flag from the beginning. I hate myself for oshi-ing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458836

[Anonymous No.]

I have spent all day trying to make my pc not run minecraft like shit, and not actually playing minecraft
My PC is old but I should not need a supercomputer to run this game, goddamn
Now I know how Gura feels...

[Anonymous No.]

pet shart

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458819
Is this your first time with English because kinda cute sounds unsure when definitely cute is more confident and true.

[Anonymous No.]

Once again, evewyone did something fow today but guwa. Evewyone cawed enough abouwt theiw job awnd theiw fans except hew. Why iws iwt thawt we'we weft out awnd thwown tuwu way side by hew evewy time? i'm so tiwed of pwetending she cawes ow thawt she's dedicated tuwu chumbuds. Thiws, togethew with how secwetive she iws shouwd have bewn a majow wed fwag fwom the beginning. I hate mysewf fow oshi-ing hew.

[Anonymous No.]

>gura back to not streaming on weekends again
You know what that means

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458928
>>46458962
look at this beautiful creature

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458972
>no proof

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458916
Yeah I dunno what to do at this point. Just makes me sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458989
we have babu in this thread!!!???????

[Anonymous No.]

>>46459012
Ghost arc ghost arc woo!

[Anonymous No.]

Going to bed with my wife now, later losers.

[Anonymous No.]

My wife

[Anonymous No.]

Feel free to send feedback about Gura's communication here
https://cover-corp.com/contact/en/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46459018

[Anonymous No.]

look at this creature, perfectly designed in a lab

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458972
Dumbud...

[Anonymous No.]

does gurashark have nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>46459164
Can I rub it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46459132
Sharkdreams

[Anonymous No.]

Her first weekend back that she isn't jetlagged and of fucking course she just abandons everyone and her fans. There is zero chance she isn't betraying us.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I start concerning or am I just being a weakbud that's letting these faggots get to me?

[Jeannette Hurst No.]

>>46459241
permission granted<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

Hew fiwst weekend bawck thawt she isn't jetwagged awnd of fucking couwse she juwst abandons evewyone awnd hew fans. Thewe iws zewo chance she isn't betwaying us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46459283
>>46458989
This will never NOT be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46459258
leave this thread, come back in two hours
you are letting subhumans from a shithole country ruin your hobby

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46459258
Anon, she streamed 4 times in 8 days. Don't be a silly. She's out of things to chat about and doesn't know what to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46459283
You forgot your pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>46459444
4 out of 8 isn't even bad. You'd think with all the shitposting here she only streamed once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46459444
>Takes a break for months
>Another month of no streaming in JP
>Ghosts us for weeks
>Doesn't know what to talk about

[Anonymous No.]

>>46459533
nta but shitposter didn't even watch a stream, they just want to ruin your happiness, typical tranny tactics

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Number of chumbuds that hate Gura now because of this shitposting so far: 0
They're doing great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46459157
Gonna wait 2 more days before I send my feedback about her communication or lack of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46459533
Her promising something for Thursday and Friday it worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>46459141
God love this girl, I want to protect her and also mate with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Classic behavior from the laziest Vtuber. Meanwhile the yesbuds here continue to close their eyes and ears pretending everything is fine and dandy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone who thinks she spent this weekend alone is a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing I'm doing is working... those accursed yesbuds!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46460343
rub rub rub

[Anonymous No.]

>>46460354
You're right, she's spending it with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46460354
Of course, because I was with her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i'm fasting but i will post this beautiful gura

[Anonymous No.]

I have a confession to make... I think I might like Dino Gura more than I like Gura

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not upset at the people in this thread. They aren't the reason why Gura doesn't give a shit about us. If anything, I feel terrible for them that they've allowed themselves to be tricked and manipulated by Gura for this long.

[Bill Rodgers No.]

>none of the bait is getting replies
>back to cuckposting
WOW WHO COULD'VE PREDICTED THAT<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>46460996
wow you're a smart bot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46460955
That's funny, because Gura definitely likes someone else more than she likes any of us. So I guess it's mutual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46460899
uoh

[Anonymous No.]

these dudes are even more menhera than vtubers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46460996
Go somewhere else, Bill bot. Gura's behavior is the most obvious shit in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461080
It takes a special kind of broken mind to be a cuckposter.

[Anonymous No.]

eww it replied to me, now I feel icky
Not gonna give it a (you) though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461071
cunny but bigger

[Anonymous No.]

I wish she'd have the decency to not lead her fans on at the very least. It's kind of evil what she's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fauna dodged the goom
>Kronii embraced the goom
Good collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461188
Even more evil than dropping the cookies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461181
QUICK ROLL INTO THE SAND, ITS FILTHY!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461188
did you ever wonder why the majority of mainstream media is owned by jews? same with banking industry

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461188
go back you jewturd and stop using gura on your shorts. faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461350
Would

[Anonymous No.]

oh god they're going Chunni again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461329
That's really not an excuse, there are plenty of decent ones like Tomar. Gura is just bad person.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably getting her back blown out by BarbieSe as we speak (her male 'friend' she spends more off stream playing games with than streaming)

[Anonymous No.]

My ice cream thawed and re-froze so it got all crystally
I was digging at it with my spoon and, it flung everywhere
it's all over the counter, my shirt, my pants, fucking hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461188
What do you expect from the vilest among them? She only cares about how much money she can continue to wring out of yesbuds without putting anything in. Notice how she suddenly streams more on the last week of the month? Gotta get the retards to renew memberships and take their new acquired salary

[Anonymous No.]

Does /ggg/ like Kiara? https://litter.catbox.moe/etv60j.png

[Anonymous No.]

Kek, you know what to do chumbies :3

[Anonymous No.]

Now they're just contradicting themselvesagain with the cuckposting. Why can't they ever be consistent? Why is there no cohesion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461450
Man that's just sad. I wish I could deny it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461377
You sounds like a jew ally, i’m just asking a normal question

[Anonymous No.]

The part that hurts the most is that I wanted to believe her. I wanted to believe that there were some good women left. I wanted to believe that there was hope of finding someone like her.
But it was all a lie. She only wanted money. And now life is completely meaningless.

[Anonymous No.]

that fucking terrible clip art image ALMOST got me to reply
good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461568
Thats just a bot, look at them replying to each other

[Anonymous No.]

Ah..I think the bot is broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461686
Bot posts are labled now. 4chan devs figured it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461442
I’m not asking about normal jewish, i’m asking about the one in media, acting as a magnate, have you think about that? Did you think zionism is the core value there?

[Anonymous No.]

The longer the shitposting goes on the more of a joke it becomes and the more fun I have.
Probably not their intention here, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461080
>dudes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461775
Thats an april fool jork you dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

You know what? this reminds me the first time Yuko was being shilled as ''the better Gura'', lost of bait threads and raids to ggg, then it stopped for a while, now that Rin and Yuko are using youtube shorts, with the former having way more traction with them and also noticing how they hard drop Gura's name and the bait threads and ggg raids coming back in full force.... I really think this is another attemp to smear gura's name to ensure Idol girls fly. I mean we had Niji interns doing damage control here, I wouldn't be surprised if this was all the corp's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461834
>inb4 m-muh yesbud cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461450
No matter what type of creatividad stream Ame does, to me It's all disgustingly lowbrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461852
Male to female transformation is still a dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461780
Zionism is dumb. Most jews don't give a shit about Israel. I mean think about it. Why the fuck would you want to live in a fucking desert surrounded by muslims?

[Anonymous No.]

I hate women so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.]

I made this for you, /ggg. My first attempt at vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461780
If this isn't a bot then you're doing a great job making me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461834
I’m having fun here
Months of handling their circus has made me like this, now no one can make me hate her anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462022
the curves... TuT

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462022
bretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462022
chest too big, make her flatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462026
Sshhhh i’m doing ‘works’

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462022
Good work that's a nice tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461900
I don't give a single shit about yuko. I care about Gura. And her ignoring Hololive and her fans isn't some gangbanged jew bitch's fault. I just want Gura to care again and I don't understand why you faggots keep bringing this ghost cunt up whenever someone rightfully says that Gura doesn't stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462022
Nice tummy, keep up the good work and pay extra attention to fingers

[Anonymous No.]

STOP LOOKING AT AI CUNNY I'M FUCKING TRYING TO GET YOU TO HATE GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462022
Decent for being AI art

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462185
You care enough to reply :) Struck a nerve, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461949
As a muslim its dumb, but what you gonna do? Jews gonna jews especially when someone like bibi is in charge of the country

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462103
This looks flatter to me

[Anonymous No.]

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/yp2wvsYGSyQ?t=1808
>kinda cute. kinda cute. cunny~

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462022
I like this body shape

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462373
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462378
anybody has the "juicy cunny" soundpost where her eyes light up when she hears mumei say it

[Anonymous No.]

MY idolwife.
MINE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462378
I love gura
>>46462557

[Anonymous No.]

Whats with the complaining? Hasn't she streamed 4 times in the last 7 days?

[Anonymous No.]

I spent my whole saturday stressfully trying to fix the thing that was supposed to help me relax after a hard week and now I'm stress-eating ice cream at 1am LETS GOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462652
that's the one
goob is based

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462760
enjoy your ice cream

[Amanda Salinas No.]

>>46462033
>months
Oh it's been much longer than that. But yeah, they only make chumbies stronger with their constant pelting of what little bit of "shitposting material" they have. It just doesn't do anything.
Strongbuds are real.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>46461501
>>46462760
chumbo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462863
good bot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry buds, shark busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46463041
stop drawing her with the fucking gay Ultrasmurfs just because "lol both r blue"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462760
>>46461501
There there, it'll be daijoubu, bud...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46463041
>>46463187
Is warhammer fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462652
Falling asleep thinking about juicy cunny...
She's doing too much Twitter art reps while in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46463187
what's the right chapter then
>>46463353
never played table top but I had a lot of fun with the older RTS games

[Jamie Palmer No.]

>>46463478
>what's the right chapter then
Her own, dummy.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Eloise Gallegos No.]

>>46463472
why is she covered in toilet paper?<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>46463541

[Anonymous No.]

>>46463541
Now post the naked version

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458989
I don't think Mumei did anything

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46462378
She didn't say cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>46464125
Wash your ears.

[Anonymous No.]

Side booba

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46464491
Already goomed a couple of times.

[Anonymous No.]

buds I took a pot out of the oven, took my gloves off, dished out the food, then somehow forgot I just took the pot out of the oven and grabbed the lid with my bare hands, I very rarely feel this retarded and am obligated to share

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458651
Why are these two so damn sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46464984
There's a burn mark on the kitchen floor from when I put a hot pot on the floor. I was 16.

[Anonymous No.]

ahhhh...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46466090
goob morning

[Anonymous No.]

Samantha and Martin sittin In a tree
F. U. C. K. I. N. G.

[Anonymous No.]

Oops they're back.

[Anonymous No.]

I will never understand cuckposters

[Rickey Rhodes No.]

>>46466493
How hard is it for them to understand that nobody is interested in watching them indulge in their creepy fetish?<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Gura, I love Gabby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458680
It disappoints me that nobody said goodnight to you, so goodnight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46466650
I simply can't hate on Gabby, there's just something about her. But for me it will always be Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46466493
It doesn't even make sense now because Gura is in America. Unless they want to admit the sw***n stuff is just flat out false It is. It'd make much more sense to shitpost it as a secret unknown person in America as well. Which is why the people cuckposting and the people thinking B*** is a bf constantly contradict each other.

[Molly Rush No.]

>>46467037
that guy in america is me btw<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>46467037
Don't worry, give them a bit to whip up some bullshit to fit their narrative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46467037
That secret unknown person? Me

[Anonymous No.]

Well anyway, enough about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46467037
You know he can fly to America, tard. It's not some American guy. Gura has this fetish for European men

[Anonymous No.]

>>46467274
fruitsando is underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>46466090
sleep tight buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46467413
This is the thought process of an underage.

[Anonymous No.]

And there it is. Just leave the cuckold alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46467274
I'm a meatball gura kinda guy

[Anonymous No.]

I hope for a full collection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46467413
This might be the funniest post in the entire thread. Sometimes I wished you shitposters actually tried

[Ida Burns No.]

>>46467699
I'm glad dino gura won out in the end vs tempura gura. Shes a vtuber household name now.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

Well they also tried to unironically cuckpost while she was literally in Japan so it makes sense that these guys just never had a clue what was actually going on from the beginning.Just say things to get a reaction. Truth be damned. Anyway, that's the end of my spiel. Don't forget to report.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46466847
I cant wait to get the Daki.

[Anonymous No.]

me and gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>46468084
Yeah but me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46468084
>>46468135
My posts.
Also, here's another image of Gura and I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46458916
Just forget that she's existing. Her model is better than her personality anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

hewwo chumbuds im going to masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>reply to a 3 hour old post
why are they like this?

[Anonymous No.]

My chance to be with Gura rises by the day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46468268
Go back to collabing with Mori, Chuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46468283
I think they work in shifts now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46468182
Always loved this image.
Super happy, lovey dovey, eye locking, hand holding sex with Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46468268
Why is moistcritikal breastfeeding Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46468482
The only thing that could make it better imo is if she was kissing the viewer

[Anonymous No.]

:)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46468635
guava is yummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46468635
itadakimasu chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

>>46468635
I still haven't opened my chopsticks and bowl yet

[Anonymous No.]

I stopped doing my weight reps because I wasn't seeing any progress. I really need to fix my diet and get started again, I want to get even bigger for her

[Anonymous No.]

So update guys The Super Mario Bros. Movie premiered In LA today and gura did go to see it and no I'm really not joking at all. Its heard to get into a movie premier but not when you have a family like guras.

[Betty Davis No.]

>>46468851
Its time to get back to it bro. I have been working a ton so I am also getting back to it this monday. WAGMI.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>46468887
I believe you. I'm also not so upset at gura anymore knowing this since I know I would have done the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46468957
based bot doing its reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>46468851
>stopped doing reps
Enjoy become fatter than before

[Anonymous No.]

>>46468887
Nobody thinks you're joking, everyone thinks you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

What was your favorite april fools joke this year chumbies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46469060
Project moon did a good job with their joke for limbus company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46469060
The joke where gura did not stream since last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46469060
My irl friend edited out discord server icon to have 2 notifications. It was even a gif so I did not even realize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46469001
>Enjoy become fatter than before
I've literally never been fat, that's part of the problem. I have the same issue Gura does where sometimes I just don't eat like I should, so doing my reps is pointless because I won't grow at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46469204
Do you have something you really love to eat chumbie? I don't know if youre clean bulking or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46469204
Make hard gainer brownies. You WILL grow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46469204
I'm the same, I can just "procrastinate" eating until I'm no longer hungry, been trying my hardest to eat more because I've been losing wieght

[Anonymous No.]

>>46469275
I have a lot of things I like, it's finding time to prepare and eat them that causes me trouble too
>>46469313
Sounds like a good idea, Ill keep it in mind
>>46469328
Im glad I've never really lost much weight, I normally just keep about the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46469204
>>46469328
I hate you guys so much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46469520
Don't worry fatfuck. I've been doing my beer and pizza reps recently.

[Anonymous No.]

Really hoping for that members karaoke tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46469622
Screw off, give me an actual archived stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46470034
Who fucking cares about it being archived? Unless you're a numberfaggot streams that are unarchived are extremely easy to find so it's not a big deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>46470034
nyo ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46469622
I both hope she streams and hope she puts up a very early frame so I can call out because I hate my job

[Anonymous No.]

>>46469501
Make brownies with Casein protein, mega mass, or MRE protein. You could also make 1500 calorie protein shakes with ice cream and bananas.
No excuses because it's easier to gain weight than it is to lose it since you can pack hundreds of calories into the smallest foods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46463173
weird how she and I have the exact same schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>46468635
I still don't trust the plastic utensils enough to use it with hot food I feel like I'll get cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46470603
The sticks are ok and useable. The fork is a little meh. May sharpen to a shiv.

[Anonymous No.]

big brain issues

[Anonymous No.]

different day same shit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46471036
Goodnight buddy me with my sharkwife by the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>46471036
Me on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46471036
me under the covers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46471036
Me behind the pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46471036
Me hiding in her cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>46471796
>>46471786
>>46471179
>>46471121
>>46471047

[Anonymous No.]

>>46471960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpjH9M2SYsk

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Koyori checking out the trident

[Anonymous No.]

Deep Kissing Desu yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46467037
I'm not agreeing with him, but you realize that planes exist, right? Or did you think that Gura swam to Japan? And you can't even pretend she doesn't have a passport anymore like everyone used to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46472637
HATE

[Anonymous No.]

Oh for Christ's sake. Give up.

[Anonymous No.]

gura's virginity belongs to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46471047
>>46471121
>>46471179
>>46471786
>>46471796

[Anonymous No.]

Just a reminder:
Gura has never once explicitly said she's not dating or that she's single. In fact, she avoids saying it.
All she says is that she lives alone and she hasn't even mentioned anything about living alone for over 6 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46473006
>Gura has never once explicitly said she's not dating or that she's single
You're an unironic threadreader, got it

[Hilda Boyer No.]

>>46473006
I see you still got absolutely nothing, got it
now fuck of and make another /b/ thread you psycho<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>46472746
Anon....you gotta be as dumb as a brick if you believe a 40 something year old dude is constantly flying back and forth halfway across the world for short flings with a woman half his age. Even when we can literally see his activity because cuckposters were stupid enough to give us a name. Just stop. It gets more dumber the longer you think about it as more holes begin opening up.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to engage this guy but I can't take him seriously anymore with how many times he's been blown the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46473006
true, it's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46473144
I don't know how he doesn't get bored saying the same shit over and over again.

[Rosemary Mcgee No.]

>>46473140
I never said anything about who you're talking about. The truth is that no one knows anything about her. The only thing for sure is that she doesn't care anymore, which could be for any number of reasons.
also the guy you're talking about is 30, not 40 something, how new are you?<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>46473272
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

look at my cute onsen wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46473298
that's actually my wife

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>>46473298
Stupid shark, you're supposed to take the towel off.

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>>46473144
I think you're confusing me with the lowly indian. I just keep track of information. I neither claim to know the truth nor proclaim to have the answers. I avoid making up details like the pajeet at all costs. If I wanted to make people here upset like you suggest, I wouldn't have to resort to making things up anyway. All I would have to do is point out things that every observant member already knows.

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Gura said that she has never been to a night club and further added that she's not the type to go to one, which was her way of confirming to us once again that she's a pure virgin maiden who wishes to live an honorable life by our side as our beloved idol sharkwife.

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>>46473511
How does "I've never been to a night club" translate to "I'm a virgin" in your head or anywhere else for that matter? My parents have never been to a night club either. Most people probably haven't.

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Ahh some things will just never change, huh?
Anyway, I should finally go to bed. Oyasame.

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Being sad makes me want to sleep as well.

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>>46473599
>further added that she's not the type to go to one

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>>46473637
It's okay I'm not sad, I've just been up all night. Thank you for your concern though.

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>>46473647
Neither are most people, anon. Like I said, my parents are not the type of people to go to one either.

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>>46473712
Proof that they ever had sex then ?

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>>46473647
I'm sure there have been virgins who have gone to night clubs and I'm sure there have been sluts that wouldn't ever want to step foot in one. The fact that you think "not being the type to go to one" and "being a virgin" are mutually exclusive shows that you're retarded.

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>>46473790
lmao

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>>46473790
kek

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>>46473790
kek

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>>46473712
Actually, most people do go to night clubs. Your parents probably did when they were younger, too.

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>>46473836
Cope, night club slut.

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>>46473909
>Actually, most people do go to night clubs
You're clearly not American

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>>46473790
>turns out anon was adopted.

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>>46473949
American city sluts all go to night clubs.

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>>46473909
Night clubs are kinda dorky here in the US. It's mostly a raver drugee kid thing. The "stacys" mostly bar hop and get fucking hammered usually getting into fights with their uber drivers.

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>>46474004
>most people do go to nightclubs
>most
Anyone who believes this has never set foot in the US

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>>46473006
Actually, she said she lived alone again just last week. I also find it funny that your cope is always "oh she didn't say it recently enough".

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Guys, how do you turn smart charging off on win11

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>sits around and watches the weather channel and animal planet
>doesn't know men grow hair on their back
>doesn't know the difference between body hair and pubic hair
If you haven't figured out that she's a virgin yet you're an idiot.

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>>46474051
It is most, more than 50%. You probably underestimate how many people live in major cities with active night lifes.

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>My parents never do this either
How sure are you?

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>>46474120
>Men grow back hair
Is this common? All my body hair is on my arms and beard.

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>>46473909
Lmao. The US isn't Europe, yurobud. The people that go to night clubs here are mostly drug addicts, sluts, and mega-normies.

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>>46474041
Yeah, I live in a more rural/suburban area so bars are more the thing.

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>>46474069
Timestamp or get lost. Not that it changes much, but her word is more valuable than no information at all.

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>>46474238
Well you just described half the population easily.

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>>46474171
>doesn't even have chest hair
I am so sorry.

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>>46474171
I have a very small amount on my lower back, just above my butt. Growing it on your entire back and shoulders is mostly a non-white/non-asian thing, I think.

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>>46474294
I don't really care to convince you, everyone itt knows my memory is always correct and they're always able to find timestamps on their own to corroborate it.

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>>46474366
I don't think she said it last week.

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>>46474144
I work security in a major city. People bar hop mostly and I see street long lines for bars all the time.

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>>46474171
Some people are hairier than others, but for me I have chest hair, a stripe down my stomach, and hair on the back of my neck that's slowly starting to grow slightly further down my back.

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>>46474144
You're an idiot and clearly not American. Stop thinking that club culture is the same around the world as your cucked shithole.

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>>46474445
>>46474480
You're probably just misidentifying clubs as bars. No way people are lining up to get into a bar.

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>>46474520
I can see through the fucking windows tard. There's people sitting, eating and drinking.

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>>46458651
Gura my loli, my favourite beautiful loli

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>>46474586
So, a club. Actually, are you sure it's not just a local restaurant?

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>>46474520
Okay. So you're definitely not American. Got it.

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>>46474716
That's not a club, yurotard. That could describe anything from a bar to a pub to a restaurant.

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good god is this thread utter garbage

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>>46474520
>No way people are lining up to get into a bar.

Anon this happens regularly on Friday and Saturday nights in decent American cities.

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>>46474718
You're not lining up to get into a bar, retard.

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>>46474773
They're lining up to get into a club.
>>46474760
It could also be a lounge or a club.

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>>46474171
>mfw my hair is basically just moving from my head to the rest of my body
Nothing else reminds me that I'm aging more.

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>>46474716
Do you even know what a club is?
If you thought Gura meant a bar when she said club, then you're mistaken. I'm almost sure that Gura's been to a bar before, at the very least with friends.

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>>46474086
Pretty please send halp

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>>46474771
It's been like this for several threads. There were some peaceful moments though.

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>>46474779
When I went to University, the karaoke bar that me and my friends would go to always had a half hour long line. It wasn't even big city.
So shut the fuck up, yurotard. You don't know anything about the US.

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>>46474847
Bars are just small hangout spots to drink beer, anyone going to university probably got invited to one at some point.

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>>46474939
>karaoke bar
Starting to sound a lot closer to a club, bud.

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>>46474984
So then you definitely don't know what a club is. Are you sure you're not some SEAfaggot muslim that's never touched alcohol in your entire life?

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>>46474984
Wait until you hear about our American barcades.
If you ever get a chance, I'd recommend going to one with some friends. It was some of the most fun I've had in years.

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>>46475067
Look, at some point it stops being a bar if it has big crowds and other activities.

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>>46475140
>barcade
th-that's just an arcade club!!

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>>46475141
>>46475140

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I sometimes love watching pointless internet fights that go on too long.

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>>46475141
Getting btfo by one post number 2 seconds before your own is impressive, anon.

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>>46475221
You're right. We should go back to talking about how Gura doesn't care about her fans and is almost assuredly betraying us this weekend.

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>>46475274
It's just people not wanting to call it a club. A bar is just a bar, but a club has other activities.

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>>46475221
yeah, at this hour I just assume the retards posting stuff like that are mudslimes who have never touched a drop of alcohol and have no idea how alcohol or hanging out to drink works

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>>46475365
>A bar is just a bar, but a club has other activities
so in your mind some old farts hanging out playing billiards is a fucking club? because bars usually have those

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>>46475330
That again? Yea go ahead, knock yourself out. Not any less amusing.

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>>46475365
A club has dancing and a dj. It has obnoxious lights and music blasting.

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>>46475407
I will allow a couple game tables and a small music stage, but at its heart a bar is just a small hole-in-the-wall to hang out and drink beer.

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>>46475451
Most restaurants in the US have a bar area, anon.

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>>46475448
Yeah, a club usually focuses on some activity like dancing and tends to serve large crowds.

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>>46475451
I think you're a muslim and have never had a single sip of beer in your entire mud hut filled life.

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>>46475477
That's an in-restaurant bar.

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>>46473511
Which stream was that? I thought it was cute how she was kind of offended that we’d think that way of her.

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>>46475509
There's no need to bring up Islam here, effendi.

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>>46475639
Finally, some shark butt.

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>>46475600
It was just last stream, right after we tried to rape Gura and she started giggling and telling us no. She said she had only ever been to a Chuck E Cheese, which is neither a bar nor a club.

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The cuckposting is retarded but I have yet to see any post disproving that long ass wall of text that used to get spammed here like a year ago which proved that Gura is still in touch with him and ghosted us to play with him.

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>>46474171
im thinking

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>>46475638
Muslims aren't allowed to drink, and since you are a SEAfaggot, it's relevant.

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Does the mcdonalds play place count as a club?

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>>46475822
Stop that.

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>>46475801
Because that shit is true.
But cuckposters are saying that they're more than just friends, for which there is no proof.

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>>46475847
You must be the cuckposter.

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>>46475883
No, that's a playground.

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>>46476006
What if there's a gamecube station though

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>>46475975
How does calling you out for not knowing anything about alcohol make me a cuckposter, you smooth-brained, pagpag eating, durian fucking retard?

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>>46475883
Didn't Gura say she found kid shit in one of those places?

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>>46476059
Because you literally just spewed the same string of insults that the cuckposter habitually uses. God you are bad at this.

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>>46476037
Still a playground. Playground can have various games.

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>>46476088
Maybe more than one person calls you those things for a reason, dumbass.

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>>46476199
You always use that defense and it never works.

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how many hours have you guys been going at it?

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>>46476285
Over 24 hours.

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>>46474069
Still waiting...

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>>46476285
Not that long, I'm actually watching Rings of Power and I found it funny that one of the guys called the elf a knife ears.

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>>46476256
>You: you must be that person who called me a retard before!
>Me: Nah, sounds like you were being a retard just like now and someone else called you out.
>You: That's what you always say!
This is practically a 4koma gag. Good job, anon.

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Wait... why has the shitposting been so out of control lately again?
Not like anything of note happened. Just some mindbroken fag + bots?

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>>46476434
Anon, it's pretty obviously you shitting up this thread calling everyone the same string of insults, and you often use them while cuckposting. Everyone can recognize your posting style now, you're not going to fool anyone.

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>>46476486
We used to get much worse shitposting actually.

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>>46476486
idk, there is one mindbroken guy and a few who are more like touring trolls. I think there's only one guy playing with a bot sometimes.
>>46476548
The more intense shitposting isn't as constant, yeah.

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>>46476548
Sure, but it feels like we're getting by every type from every corner for no particular reason at all. When things were reletively quiet for a bit.
I guess I'm only now becoming concious of it again or something. That'll go away soon.

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>>46476738
*getting hit by every type

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>>46476776
That's a good sign tho. It means they got no materials at all and just try everything which stick.

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>>46477411
Me at the right

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I feel like 90% of the shitposting in this general is done by like 4 or 5 very dedicated schizos playing every possible side of the discussion.

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>>46477368
Correctable T u T

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>>46477472
Nothing new.

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Good morning
I love Gura

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>>46477871
Interesting outfit and theme...

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The frustration is starting to get to me. I'm heavily considering getting a sex doll to fuck and dress up as Gura.