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Not a single hololive member is a virgin. These stories about them being socially awkward are greatly played up in order to make the otaku identify with them and subconsciously (or consciously) think they would have a chance if they were to meet.

>> No.4623034

>>4623004
Why would them being a virgin matter, you never had a chance to hook up with them irl in the first place

>> No.4623054

Of course not. The average holohag is 30+. There's a bigger chance of a Niji being a virgin than a holohag since they're so old.

>> No.4623071
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>>4623004
Good. That means the rrats about Suichan being the best at blowjobs are true.

>> No.4623087

>>4623004
I don't care if they're virgins or lowkey whores. I just don't want their boyfriend drama or their dick sucking tales on stream. I have a distaste for talking about who and how I plow on my personal time, so why would I care for it to come from my live entertainer (especially if they're not funny enough to pull it off)?

>> No.4623096

>>4623034
/thread

>> No.4623107

>>4623087
based

>> No.4623129

Correct, next meme!

>> No.4623155

>>4623034
because men can't help having crushes on women so it's heartbreaking

>> No.4623156

>>4623087
4th post best post

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>>4623054
i want you to groom me big face, i want to get groomed by you, please ars, please groom me, i want to have sex with you aaaaaaaa

>> No.4623253

Except Nene. It wouldn't be fair for her to pick just one of her 7.8 billion husbands to deflower her.

>> No.4623263

>>4623155
Why would you care if your oshi fucked someone else first then? She doesn't know you anyway

>> No.4623301

>>4623004
Of course they are not. Who like virgins anyway, all bloody and shit. Whores and bitches are superior anytime

>> No.4623318

>>4623155
You can't let yourself simp like that or you'll stay a virgin until your 40s

>> No.4623332

Just let me use this thread just to say. If you
actually believe this, you must be delusional. First of Japan is not hentai land. Most Japanese males are about 6-7s. Not calculating in the corporate rat race that the salary men are in. The absolute units found in doujinshi aren't common.

Secondly, if we believe the stats about 1 in 4 four women, young ladies in the age range of 18-39 are virgins. This is similar for the men as well. Couple in the fact that Hololive members are making bank and making more than most men. There's a reason to believe they haven't found men suitable for them.

So, statically speaking, we could expect to find about 1 girl in every generation is a total virgin.

>> No.4623337

>>4623263
I don't know why aren't every couple in open relationships? Sex doesn't mean anything right?

>> No.4623373

>>4623087
so you'd like your wife to cheat on you without telling you anything?

>> No.4623398

>>4623337
It's going to be disheartening when you realize most girls usually have had at least 1 or 2 boyfriends (these numbers increase drastically if you're from a Western country)

>> No.4623416

>>4623034

Fpbp

>> No.4623470

I just want a virgin gf that I can hold hands with and kiss and hug and not have sex with until marriage

>> No.4623537

>>4623054
Imagine thinking Pekora is a non-virgin.

>> No.4623561

>>4623470
Marrige is a lie anon..

>> No.4623569

>>4623004
kill yourself kike

>> No.4623589

>>4623004
>>4623470
>>4623398
>>4623561

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7YS1MgbbYs

>> No.4623594

>>4623087
True, no one wants to be reminded that they are the only one not having sex. It's a universal sentiment.

>> No.4623616

>>4623373
>this cosmic leap of logic
When did I ever say that? When did I ever tell you I was married?

>> No.4624080

>>4623332
There is probably a selection effect though. Women who would pursue a career as streamers are probably less likely to be virgins than the average Japanese woman, because they are flirty and good at getting male attention to the point that they can make a job out of it.

>> No.4624120

>>4623004
All hololive members are lesbians. It's that way until verifiably proven otherwise.

>> No.4624161

>>4623537
There's no need to imagine, she was a titty streamer before hololive.
The rabbit is most certainly not a virgin.

>> No.4624185

>>4623332
>1 in 4 four women, young ladies in the age range of 18-39 are virgins.
Rises to almost half in the 18-25 range

>> No.4624189

>>4623004
It's hard for me to believe that marine have sex with a man.
Sure, she's probably not virgin because i known she have a dildo and use it while thinking about her husbando.
But her wanting to fuck 3d man? No way in hell.
If she evere fuck 3d man, she would be an ultra slut and probably some businessman's mistress by now.

>> No.4624207

>>4623373
The fuck. Wife is family and hololive is more like a cosplay waitress.

It'd be more appropriate to ask if you are ok with your cosplay waitress has a boyfriend while she serves you your meal.

>> No.4624248

>>4624080
>>4624185
This, even if you offset for a selection effect, as the number of members went for Hololive. The probability at least one is a virgin approached certainty.

>> No.4624250

Undeniable fact: Matsuri is a virgin.
Very likely to be one: Marine, Aqua, Rushia

Definitely not a virgin: Aki, Haato, Pekora, Azki.

>> No.4624265

>>4624189
>If she evere fuck 3d man, she would be an ultra slut and probably some businessman's mistress by now.
That's genuinely a good point, if Marine fucked it'd be easier for her to find a husband and settle down when she got fed up with office work. Or if she wanted to have a papa producer I doubt she'd have many problems finding someone who would spend millions to push her in exchange for anal.

Instead she does this. At worst she had several long-time steady relationships, maybe she's currently in like her 3rd one.

>> No.4624270

>>4623034
FPBP
who gives a fuck

>> No.4624282

>>4623004
>Not a single hololive member is a virgin.
that sounds almost as unlikely as all of them being virgins desu

>> No.4624315

>>4624250
Move Marine into not virgin and it's a solid list.

>> No.4624340

>>4624250
Let's add another category, probably a whore.

Probable whore: Aloe, Lemy, Aki, Choco, Mel.
>>4624315
Yeah, Marine is definitely not a virgin. Though you can tell she hasn't likely had any action recent.

>> No.4624364

>>4624265
Look at this way.
She went to all girls highschool.
I didn't know much about her university live, but she rarely talk about it.
And when talking about work, she clearly only focus on work at that time.
The one she respect the most at her workplace is a female senior who have high standards and want a successful bussinesman as husband.
We all know that senchou is 8/10 at best, she's probably have high standards and haven't been in a relationship before.

>> No.4624411

>>4624250
>Matsuri is a virgin.
Kek.
We all know that matsuri was a highschool bicycle, pump and dump.
That's why she's in to girls now.
Because her experience with men are just sex.

>> No.4624424

>>4624364
That's way too anime, high standards to the point of virginity is ridiculous. She's not a literal anime girl, she definitely had someone, she's just not a slut.

>> No.4624451

>>4624411
Did you ever meet a woman in your life (beside your mother)?

>> No.4624488

>>4624282
Anon, the likelyhood of yourbeing a virgin is inversely proportional to how popular you are. If these girls were at the very least 7/10 rated, they would have been fairly popular in high school, college and work. They'd pretty much have had their pick of men unless they were complete uggos...

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>>4623004
Can confirm, I took all of their virginities. Yes, even Botan's.

>> No.4624578

>>4624488
True, though the modern era is literally making sex less and less likely with technology. Having a circle of friends used to be meeting up with a group and maybe something would happen. A hook up perhaps an opportunity to get closer to the opposite gender.

Though computers, smartphones, tablets, and so on have pushed people further away. Now, you can be popular without the sex. Parasocial relationships can now form within the same area. In summary, technology is cockblocking you.

>> No.4624650

>>4624424
But she's not a virgin, read my post again.
My point was, if she ever have sex with a man, she would just find a rich man to support her hobby.

>> No.4624699

>>4624451
>reeeee matsuri is virgin reee
>Did you ever meet a woman in your life (beside your mother)?
Kek

>> No.4624718

>>4624578
>technology is cockblocking you
As a counterpoint, there is also the growth of "sex industry". Escorts, all manner of brothels, papakatsu, compensated dating, and all manner of dating/hookup services have made transactional sex easier and more discreet than ever. It has allowed women to sort of gain control of 'how much dignity is lost' from approaching men for sex just as men used to do before the era of the internet. Since a lot of this is now handled more discreetly, it is easier to save some face.

Given that Japan's porn/sex industry is as large as it is, it wouldn't be surprising if there more virgin men that there are women.

>> No.4624724

>>4624080
What? A bunch of weirdo women who've been cooped up streaming for most of their youths are probably more likely to be virgins than the typical Japanese woman. Being shut in your room for so long comes at a cost. So if anything the selection effect means aside from the older girls, the girls in Hololive are more likely to be virgins than not.

>> No.4624736

>>4624724
>he doesn't know about "offpako culture" of Japan

>> No.4624751

>>4624736
Ah yes, the infamous, ever present offpako NND orgies.

>> No.4624759

>>4624699
Rule number 2.

>> No.4624769

>>4623004
i remember gura talking about how she spent her whole day making soup and going for a walk, then giving a whole speech about why you don't need to compare yourself to others and why you should just learn to be satisfied with your own progress in life. i don't believe she's 100% truthful but if she's entirely faking it she's doing a great job.

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