This is how the cookie crumbles, Mito posted this for her members

[Anonymous No.]

>"Do you know what's frustrating about this job? I've been working for years to become what i am today, during my first year i was so happy when i finally got 300 viewers, seeing my channel grow until today has overjoyed me."
>"You might ask why am i talking about this? Recently i've seen certain people say that they are better than Nijisanji while using all my hard work as a stepping stone. They are Anycolor's IPs yet they act unprofessional."
>"Imagine my shock when these people think that they're failures just because they get 700 viewers when that is much less than what i got in my first year working here. I'm honestly pretty tired of bad apples not showing respect for the company as a whole and by extension me."
>"I wanted to express this...feeling i have. I might delete this later."

[Anonymous No.]

inb4 fake

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069148
NijiEN was a mistake
- t. Nijinigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069148
that's not what it says

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069148
>ISRAEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069223
it's literally the navy seal copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069148
Tom nook used goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069148
That's the navy seal copypasta in Japanese
1/10 for effort

[Anonymous No.]

Nice translation.
It actually talks about her graduation and subsequent marriage, yeah me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069148
Based and she is correct, love queen Mito

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069148
at least use kanji for the numbers it would be a little more believable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069148
zaion is a gud gurl who dindu nuffin though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069294
That's pretty funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069148
This is some top tier shit
お見事な釣り餌ですよ無名君!

[Anonymous No.]

Out of the kana I can read, I see "Al Quaeda, gorilla, top sniper, net, American spy, network, ass, kusogaki"
OP, I mean this from the bottom of my heart, in the most sincere, well-intended way possible: please do this world a favor and kill yourself

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>>45069148
She actually says
>Hello everyone, I'm here to announce I'm graduating due to the fact that I am not only getting married, but also pregnant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069468
with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069148
Anywho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069468
The husband? Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069148
>ISREAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069468
I'm the fetus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069468
Hi getting married and pregnant! I'm Dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069148
god damnit that is the navy seal pasta

fuck you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069468
The husband? Me. I love my hag wife cosplaying as a highschooler, and you're all invited to our baby shower where we'll do a gender reveal. I hope it's a daughter.