/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Uhhh.. /vt/bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>Sevierville
Of course it's Tennessee.

[Anonymous No.]

Based midwestern tourists.

[Anonymous No.]

godDAMN my state is based

[Anonymous No.]

This is the most american picture ever

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>>44521507
is this real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525196
Yes

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>>44521507
>Tennessee
Finally
Home...

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>>44521507
needs a mcdonalds in the background and we may have finally iterated on burgerpunk

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>>44521507
if I ever see that sign i'm turnin' the car 360 degrees around and heading back to nebraska

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>>44525297
>driving in reverse all the way back to Nebraska
I gotta respect the dedication

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>>44525297
>360 degrees
Anon...

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>>44525326
I always assumed the 360 thing (instead of 180) was all about implying they are driving in rear shift or doing moonwalks.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy cringe

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>>44521507
Stupid fishman, normie never click the link just because there's an anime girl on it

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>>44525453
eslanon, how exactly are people going to click the link on a billboard?

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>>44525502
with their cursor IDIOT

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>>44521507
That place looks depressing, how much of america looks like that?

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>>44525297
>360
Uh hello retard department?

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>>44525297
>doing a sick drift in a 4-lane
dangerously based

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>>44525297
Sick J-turn bro

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>>44525326
>>44525383
>>44526173
b8 or just newfaggots?

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>>44526140
The houses are quite nice, and the nature is as well. The problem is all the space dedicated to cars, and the ads, and the above-ground powerlines.

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>>44521507
Holy crackers!

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>>44521507
Burgerpunk as fuck...

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>>44521507
Holy fuck thats 20 mins from where im at

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>>44521507
Shes famous

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>>44526833
look at this newfag

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>>44523534
>He hasn't seen this

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>>44532123
>What if build our whole everything around cars lmao

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>>44521507
>>44532123
america makes me nauseous

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>>44527234
Only the parts that ban drag shows because no fun allowed.
They're coming after the Babiniku next.

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>>44532123
People pretending that picture is some extreme abomination has been confusing me for over a decade now.

>>44532197
>>44532306
It's a rest stop along a busy highway. They exist everywhere.
Have you people never driven to something more than 10 miles away before?

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>>44532123
why tf do you need that many parking spot in a gas station.

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>>44532123
Take that picture at night and then in photoshop make everything pink and blue.

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>>44532490
Welcome to America, where we actually use cars.

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>>44532490
Where are you going to park your car when you go into that diner? On the road?

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>>44532306
Isn’t this Commiefornia though?

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>>44521626

Southern/Southeastern/Appalachian tourists

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>>44532123
>>44532306
>>44532419
>>44533666
Reminder that this image is leftoid commie anticapitalist propaganda.
It was taken from a scissor lift on an overpass with a supertele lens and everything you see in frame is spaced over about 2 miles. Breezewood is a very tiny town and basically just this one street. It's anti-American propaganda.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-07-24/why-the-internet-loves-this-pennsylvania-rest-stop

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>>44521507
kek.

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Why advertise a politically incorrect chuuba in the most politically correct nation in the world?

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>>44521507
why all the pictures of the US always look like shit? lol

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>>44536084
Pippa isn't all that extreme. Just a bit of edgy humor and she likes to laugh at stupid things - including herself.

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>>44536165
Vaush called her a nazi

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>>44536354
who hasn't been called a nazi nowadays? that word has lost any power as an insult

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>>44536354
As if that means anything.

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>>44536354
Vaush has also called to lower thr age of consent

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>>44526140
Way too much of america looks like this. Too much free space.

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>>44536354
Why should anyone give a fuck what that fastass thinks or says?

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>>44525326
>>44525383
>>44526173
in case this wasn't a larp, this was a reeaaally old internet famous xbox360 joke

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>>44532197
Try riding on public transportation in America. Do it. Greyhound busses, city busses, monorails, anything.
>belligerent drunks harrassing the driver
>homeless people snoozing all day
>domestic violence
>people playing music on speakerphone
>people making out and groping each other
>people openly doing drugs (the really bad kind)
>harrassment and shifty fuckers sizing you up
>getting shaken down for a couple bucks by beggars (extremely frequent)
>trash
>the monorail stops are mini-ghettos in every district
No wonder cars are so prevalent.

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>>44536354
Who? What's with pippafags and their obsession with 3D streamers?

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>>44536354
That basedboy who canonically fucks an ogre has no right to talk shit on anybody
Also, why the fuck is he talking about vtubers? So much for the alternative left, you'd think they'd have better things to do

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>>44539217
This place is full of weebs, we use JP consoles.

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>>44535744
We get it, you love suck mega corporate cock and want them to be in full control of your life.

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>>44536506
People who aren't nazis for starter. Or Republicans trying to make the term devoid of anything because they're nazis.

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>>44532306
They actually cleaned that up because a train derailed from the trash. Blacks and the homeless proceeded to raid those cargo trains again and make everything dirty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsipYHlah6s

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>petra
>tennessee
hilarious if you get it

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>>44532123

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>>44521626
In what world is Tennessee the Midwest? It's the South. Not the Deep South, but still South.
t. Hoosier

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>>44526083
Based retard

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>>44539431
>people making out and groping each other
hot

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>>44539431
Yeah but you can get from Boston to NYC for like $20 on a bus

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>>44539836
Nah, I think the point he was trying to make was that it is a severe case of anglefrauding. Here's another photo of the town. It looks almost idyllic

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>>44541366
It's honestly not too bad in regards to that. Mostly just niggers and fat tattooed whores though
>>44541502
What the fuck, unless the east coast has crazily discounted trainfare, that sounds like bullshit. Passenger train tickets are usually just as much a plane tickets, greyhounds are about 1/3 the price of plane tickets

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Oh no, the worst cities in the US of A look as bad as the best cities in anon's third world shithole. How shall I survive with this info.

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>>44521507
Even if this was real, which it isn't (the photoshop's pretty convincing tho), advertising on such a place would make absolutely no sense.
Who's gonna watch a chuuba because he saw her on a highway billboard?

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>>44542143
It is real, you retard. There's video of it too. There was another photo that was intended as a mockup that was photoshopped.

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>>44541770
In my experience, the major cities in the third world can be really nice. Things just fall off into total poverty when you leave them. And your poorer workers line the outskirts and commute.

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>>44541552
>It looks almost idyllic
the absolute state of amerimutts
holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

I never knew Europeans were so triggered by gas stations

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>>44542839
Because its a liquid not a gas.

Whos stupid now

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>>44541502
Last trip I took from Richmond VA to NYC by train was about $36 dollars. Probably another $40 to get from NYC to Boston via the Acela. If more of the US was like the northeast corridor, we'd probably actually have transit worth taking.
But then again everybody is too busy sending money to U*raine and I*rael to invest in even expanding lines so I can easily see my friends in the Midwest.

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>>44542143
>which it isn't
Retard.

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>>44542778
Does all that green look like a hellscape to you? Do you live alone in the woods?

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>>44542935
Ukraine and Israel are both important outposts for american agenda. Also, the proxy war with Russia is very cheap when you add the value of each american life we're saving.

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>>44536354
That one was weird, since he wasn't even pretending to know anything about her. He just went "I have no idea who that is, I might have heard that she is a nazi or something".
Pretty low even for his non-existent standards.

[Anonymous No.]

The meidos are getting mad at me, so I'll just say I love Pipkin Pippa and stand with her. Pipipipipi!

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>>44540121
So you're a nazi, nazi

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>>44541552
>Box stores and giant signs everywhere
>Parking lots cover the area
But look, they left all this grass and trees around!

I mean yes, the parts of that town which are not the town look very nice. The actual town looks like shit.

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>>44532197
>Dae know how heckin wholesum trains are?

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>>44543865
As long as I get a large nice house, I'm ok with the places I shop being square shaped.

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>>44539836
Your propaganda was unveiled and now you’re seething in the only way you can with ad hominems without addressing the retort.
Ywnbaw commie swine.

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>>44535744
Delete this, you heckin' fascist!

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>>44542778
I know this might sound crazy anon, but there are more places in small American towns than the one street where they put all the businesses that drain infinite money from fat people.

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>>44539793
the joke is supportive of weebs though
>its thhe xbox 360 because when you see it you do a 360 and walk away

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>>44521507
Rural red state America is so depressing.
Damn it feels to be a metropolitan area chad.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope I like Tennessee when I move there this year. I've really liked it every time I've visited.

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>>44543865
Its a shopping district.

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>>44521507
imagine paying all that money for used goods 4channer

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>>44526140
All of the parts in between major city centers and rural farm towns. In short, the suburbs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORzNZUeUHAM

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>>44544204
Who the fuck is proud of living in a "metropolitan" area

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>>44544301
Someone who tells lies on the internet for fun

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>>44544292
>not just bikes
I knew someone was gonna post that basedboy in this thread at some point. Some faggot always does.
>cars are le bad and you should ride a bicycle everywhere
Fuck off.

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>>44532490
because of laws that require minimum numbers of parking spaces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XscydK-3LI&t=701s

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>>44544241
Have you considered that shopping districts need not look like dystopian hellscapes?

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>>44544490
Do you not get out much?

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>>44544490
>dystopian hellscapes
Is it not possible for you to talk about something without exaggerating like an idiot?

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>>44535744
A "tiny town basically just this one street" doesn't need a 6 lane highway.

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>>44544604
Where do you think you are right now?

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>>44532123
There is more square mileage of wilderness and untouched land in the United States than the area of your European country. Hate this image so much it's unreal.

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>>44544625
Genuinely anon, what the fuck do you want us to do about it? Do you think we made this bed that we're lying in? I haven't even been alive for thirty years. Be grateful that my country's ass is online for you to laugh at while you slump at your computer desk you fucking miserable little bitch.

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>>44544625
No one actually live in that town. Its just an extended rest stop on a highway.

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>>44544706
That makes it worse lmao

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>>44544808
So true sister, none of the people working in any of those businesses pictured are actual people. Nobody lives there. I'm the main character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544301
Normal people.

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>>44521507
Burgerland looks so depressing

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>>44544885
How does the entrance to your nearest city look with bad lightning and an overcast sky? Because Germany, Fance, Luxembourg, Belgium and Austria don't look any different from personal experience.

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>>44544885
It could genuinely be so much worse. I like it here well enough. And like the other anon said, I've frankly seen much of the same stuff in western Europe with my own eyes.

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>>44544742
I want you to realize that you CAN do something about it! Europoors don't like to say this but back in the 60s and 70s and 80s most of their cities were just as car-centric as american ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os5T-Ee2e5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kmIUjHL0zs

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>>44544841
They literally do not live in that town.

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>>44521507
>middle of buttfuck nowhere
Still cringe as fuck tho damn

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>>44545102
I can promise you that the majority of them literally do. The town is not a single street. There is more to the town than what is pictured.

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>>44541552
>Every single store has a parking lot between it and the road
>No smaller streets with housing behind the commerical plots
>all the workers in the upper picture have to live somewhere else and drive to work there
>No sidewalks, not even in the corner on the left with the small shops and gas station
Anon that's not idyllic that's an asphalt scar in the middle of a green valley

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>>44545073
I agree with you that it isn't hopeless, but what I really meant is that I'm just sick of people talking shit because we haven't already magically solved all of our country's currently existing problems.

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>>44545304
How can you retards not see that he is saying that the town is more than the single road with all the fast food businesses on it that's connected to the highway? How are you seriously so fucking stupid and unaware of how the world works anon

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>>44539836
What device are you currently using to post on 4chan? Who provides your internet. Both are big corporations. I hate retarded hypocrites like this

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>>44544241
Anon, a shopping district is somewhere where you can hop from store to store effortlessly on foot, not where you have to drive between parking lots in your car.

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>>44532123
Such civilisation! every nook and cranny hiding a new beautiful and colorful product sign, those roads too, just imagine how many mobility scooters you can fit.

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>>44544392
Don't like that one here's this one, it's 10 years old now, even predates so yjacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6jFnOnjzrk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545509
When's the last time you went outside, let alone walked around the local shopping disctrict?

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>>44545296
There quite literally isn't. Its an unincorporated area that's sole purpose is refueling travelers.

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ITT:

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>>44545667
That's literally untrue, anon. That's a part of a town that's mostly designed to sell things to travelers.

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>>44545629
Have you ever went to a non american shopping district?

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck are the jannies doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545776
Yes. I've been to England, France, Luxembourg, Switzerland, Italy, Germany and Austria. Now answer my question! :)

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>>44521507
Just as the founding fathers wanted

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>>44545776
Anon, he's never been out of state.

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>ITT Europeans confuse rest stops along highways for American towns.

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>>44545804
Stop ruining the fun dumbass

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>>44545772
You can just google the town.

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>>44545851
Yeah huh. I've lived in New York and Oklahoma and have been to both coasts. I've driven to both California and Florida from Oklahoma multiple times.
>>44545881
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these nerds?

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>>44545866
That does make this whole thing make more sense.

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>>44543677
>Proving my point

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>>44545073
Yeah, check back in on the US in 40 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544827
I hope you get rapes by a pack of antis

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>>44545296
That isn't a town you live in. That's a town you die in.

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>>44545507
>This argument

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>>44546158
in before the rightoids have a schizo meltdown over this image (as is tradition)

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>>44521507
HOLY FUCK
PETRO'S IS BACK!!!???

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>>44546140
I might have agreed with you a couple of years ago, but I don't think that's very respectful of the people who actually live there. I live in a dead-end town myself, and while I know I won't be happy with myself if I end up dying here I do also know that lots of people love the town I live in.
I don't feel comfortable speaking about the lives of strangers in absolutes.

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>>44544028
>Sucks corporate dick and can only respond with the NPC jargon he was spoonfed

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>>44546158
Its simple. If you don't like big evil corporations, don't be a hypocrite and use their shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you people see a mall and think people live there too?

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>>44546385
>Proving the comic's point

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>>44546158
Anyone have the parody of this where its a slave owner saying he supports abolition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546472
Why do you need Apple™ airpods™ though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546472
What even is the comics point? That its fine to complain about something you won't actually do anything about?

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>>44546495
I go this one.

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>>44546450
No, I assume they live in the apartment complex roughly a mile from the mall that couldn't fit in the same photograph.

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>>44546532
>>44546545
The better question is why doesn't apple pay their fair share in taxes and employ sweat shop labor? I'm assuming you're in favor of those practices since you're against it being pointed out and then are going to move the goalposts to have it apply to only certain people pointing it out.

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>>44539431
You fucking imbecile. It's because your shitty country is revolving around cars you can't have normal walkways and everything that any civilized country has for a pedestrians.
Imagine just walking for a couple of minutes to a store. Oh wait you can't you need to drive for an hour and then spend another hour or two in a giant Target store. And don't forget to refuel you car on the way back home or you wouldn't get to your job tomorrow.

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>>44546310
Oh, ahem... can you pass on my apologies when you see them...

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>>44546651
You want Americans to walk?

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>>44546643
Why do you need Apple™ products?

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>>44546545
You're retarded.

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>>44546561
Women joining the workforce with equal pay is a big factor that destroyed wages in the following years, and it was something that was pushed for by big corporations because an oversaturated job market heavily favors them and let them hire new people at lower cost. It was workers who were against it, not corporations.

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>>44526173
>>44525326
takes a special kind of retard to not get the joke

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>>44541552
>It looks almost idyllic

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>>44546651
Okay anon, different guy here, but what is even your goal here? Do you really think we're too stupid to see the problems in our own country, a place where we live?
Did you actually want to accomplish anything here other than talking down to someone? Do you actually care about my country being walkable in any capacity? I hope you do and that you're not just an undersocialized asshole on the internet looking to argue pointlessly about something he has no real investment in.

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>>44546651
>driving an hour to a Target

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>>44532123
Well /vt/, which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546770
To counter that, the market after the pandemic should have greatly favored workers due to a glut of openings and no one wanting to apply because the pay and policies were shit. However corporations conspired to rise prices and blame workers for it in response to that rather than follow the market.

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>>44546661
No need. I get why you feel sorry for them. I did too, but I've actually come to find it pretty admirable of those people to be able to find solace in their friends and loved ones even if their only career prospects are in a small town with a factory, a bunch of fast food restaurants and gas stations.

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>>44521507
35°58'36.3"N 83°36'23.7"W

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>>44546643
Or, now just hear me out, you can be against those practices AND not financially support them at the same time. There are plenty of other competitors on the market.

[Anonymous No.]

Euros forget their entire country is the size of like Maine then get angry about a service area meant to refuel interstate commercial truckers.

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>>44546795
First of all fuck off. Second that anon >>44539431 thinks that cars are the answer to a bad conditions and not the source. Now return to the first point and never speak to me ever again faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546832
These people genuinely know nothing about the United States. Nobody who shops at Target is driving more than like twenty minutes to get there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546903
>>44546722
Would you support them if they didn't engage in those practices?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44546917
Nah, I'm actually your boyfriend now. I'm proposing to you and your mascara is running in public, thinking about our happy future later. You're gonna suck my dick when we get home later!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547002
>You're gonna suck my dick when we get home later!
You gonna fight for that right anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547084
You replied to me a second time because you are literally in love with me and want to be my wife.

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>>44546874
You mean the market that was going through inflation driven by flooding the economy with newly printed money and rising oil prices thanks to a combination of Russian oil boycotts causing a rise in competition for the other markets and dumbasses in government throwing new regulations onto domestic oil production? Companies certainly took advantage of it but when oil shoots up the cost of everything rises to match it, especially in the US.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546956
No, I'm not addicted to brands.

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>>44547143
I think you mean the market that was hit inflation caused by market manipulation by oil and gas companies price gouging and crippling the supply chains while they enjoyed record profits, and the proper solution would have been to nationalize the oil industry and make corporate cocksuckers cry that the country would becoming Venezuela because they are no longer allowed to price gouge?

[Anonymous No.]

These places are just like expanded version of a rest stop with a Sbarro, Starbucks, place to piss, and gas station in one building. Why is it so hard for people to process?

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>>44546158
>starbucks girls have NO CHOICE but to buy the funny 1200$ status symbol brand
>a suggestion is the same as whining to others about taking accountability without doing so yourself
>peasants shackled to their lord are the same as Jaxen Starrail going into debt after willingly taking a major in the booming polynesian pottery art history sector
incredible

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>>44547327
Because grrr, America bad! Arf arf! They have the exact same shit all over Europe.

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>>44547463
Thank you for being the first person I've read online to articulate my exact opinion about this comic.

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>>44547481
The worst thing about that type of EU poster is that they usually know a lot less about their own country than they do about the US.

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>>44547326
>Record profits

When you actually compare their net profit year over year and factor in inflation they made roughly the same percentage of gross to net profit they always do.

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>>44547327
I think some Europeans don't realize how fucking massive America is. I live on the easy coast, and the distance from me to my parents home is 950km. The distance from the west border of Germany to Berlin is around 600km. Just driving from top to bottom of the east coast is like driving from the west point of France to part of Poland.
It's almost impossible for every single part to be developed as well as a metro area, but those metro areas and cheap mass transport should be improved in the USA for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck is America still so rural? Where are my promised skyscraper megacities spanning continents?

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>>44547645
People might fall for this argument, if their profits didn't double a the same time their debt got cut in half and investors saw 3 times the returns.

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>>44547666
Because our cities developed near coasts and rivers to support ships and rail transport, which were subsequently neglected and then cities were flooded with citizens who were a net negative, as well as the increase in car infrastructure decreasing available land for living, commerical business, and city tax revenue, and they've been barely surviving on jacked up costs and attracting tech/service industries for 30 years now.
A regular family home even outside of a city costs about 250% more after inflation than it did 30 years ago, and even higher inside a city.

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>>44547666
Because America is fucking huge and there's plenty of land to spread out because we haven't had a millenia of population growth and housing construction to fill it all yet like over-developed European countries. Also because most people are too depended on living in or near coastal cities to move out to and populate middle america.

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>>44547666
Texas alone is big enough to fit the entirety of Texas into it. Think about that.

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>>44547939
If more regions had affordable train transport, there'd probably be no issue with living "nowhere". I live in a small town that has a railroad crossing right through it, but nobody uses it for passenger rail.
If it connected to major Amtrak lines, I could literally walk 10 minutes down to a train station and be in NYC by the end of the day.

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>>44547872
>and they've been barely surviving on jacked up costs and attracting tech/service industries for 30 years now

Most american cities actually operate on a deficit and reguire the state and federal government to basically bail them out every few years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546780
People not getting the joke is part of the routine

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>>44547617
Yes, it's honestly a little embarrassing to read.

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>>44547990
Sometimes I think about how big Alaska is.

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>>44547646
I live in one of the smallest states (Maryland). I need to drive over an hour to visit my mom who also lives in maryland. If I want to visit the beach (also maryland) it takes over 2 hours. This is also one of the oldest and most developed and densely populated states and there is still a crap ton of open countryside and rural areas, especially on the eastern half of the bay. The US is big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548632
Hello fellow Mid-Atlantic bro

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>>44542778
>hang at home on your massive plot of land
>go to the strip if you wanna hang out with the rest of the townies, have a wide range of selections and spots to chill and you can walk to everything
>spend rest of the time frollicking about in the green forests, hunting, camping fishing, playing airsoft

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544301
Retarded women and
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favorite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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>>44545304
>No sidewalk

Are Europeans seriously this sissy? Do you need a sidewalk everywhere you go? Just walk on the side or along the curb.

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>>44545073
How's that working out for them?

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what a waste of money

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>>44545304
>No smaller streets with housing behind the commerical plots
Holy fuck I feel sorry sorry for you. You are truly suburbrained. You think humans were meant to live like cornered-in ants.
>all the workers in the upper picture have to live somewhere else and drive to work there
They live on their own property like free men
>No sidewalks, not even in the corner on the left with the small shops and gas station
Walk through the parking lots