Akai HaatoCHAMA-CHAMA!!

[Anonymous No.]

/vt/'s goddess is about to be the 3rd HololiveEN member to reach 1 million subs!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1CfXB_kRs3C-zaeTG3oGyg/videos

[Anonymous No.]

God i want to fuck lolichama

[Anonymous No.]

The subs are coming so fast. She's already at 999k.
Just hope this happening sooner than expected doesn't fuck up her planning for whatever is happening at 1 million.

[Anonymous No.]

>>443045
Control yourself, anon! Admire the cunny from a distance.

[Anonymous No.]

What's she going to do for 1 million?

[Anonymous No.]

>>443478
Replenish her souls for the third evolution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>443478
Doomp it

[Anonymous No.]

>>443544
It's too bad that it looks like she's going to reach it off stream. It's always nice to get a live reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>443572
Pretty sure that’s on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

Prediction: 1,000,000 in about 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

3rd member of HololiveEN and First member of HololiveEN Gen0.

Ganbatte Akai Haato

[Anonymous No.]

>>443582
Maybe, but why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>443767
Only god and Haachama knows why

[Anonymous No.]

is haatochama the only streamer who reached 1m offstream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>443622
Damnit I didn’t get it right

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn8yInYg0vs
GIVE PRAISE

[Anonymous No.]

OMFG I WAS RIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

Congrats on reaching 1 million! My head is all HAACHAMACHAMA!!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>HaachaMillion whilst not even streaming

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really happy for her, really excited actually. But where is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>443995
Everyone asks where is Haachama but no one asks how is Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

So proud of my eldritch being right now. Can't wait for today episode of my favorite anime

[Anonymous No.]

Haacham is love. Haachama is live. Haachama is catharsis.

[Anonymous No.]

She went from doing an "endurance" stream to hit 950k subs but only got 941k, and now she gets an easy 1million without doing anything

[Anonymous No.]

Now for 1 million more

[Anonymous No.]

>>444029
>without doing anything
No the whole Haato lore kicked off the subscriber spree

[Anonymous No.]

>>444058
Yes but no karaoke celebration, no shoutouts from other channels to join in on helping her with the sub goal.
Just pure content blazing her trail.

[Anonymous No.]

STRONGER THAN I EVER BEEN BEFORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HY4DsRTCg

[Anonymous No.]

>>444078
>Just pure content blazing her trail.
And how is that "nothing"? C'mon man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444058
Are people just learning now about the lore? She was 25k off yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>444058

[Anonymous No.]

>>444099
If you think about it, there's a bunch of people who had no idea who "Haato" was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444108
Correct. That took some work to pull off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444094
Let me rephrase god damnit. Most of these sub goals are usually reached by doing some countdown stream to get last minute people to subscribe. Her "buff" was her actual content. Not some advertised endurance race where people make pity subscriptions to get you to reach your goal. She let the vids speak for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444099
Seeing how much 'yo, spoon feed me about Chammers lore' newfriends we're getting in those threads? Yeah, most likely. To be honest so far Haatochama was mostly known as 'that weird girl cooking disgusting food' and that's not what everyone would be interersted in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>443836
fuck off with this gambling shit you fucking faggot loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>444115
I'm surprised. Did someone advertise it? Fan translations? Reaction vid? Or did the algorithm boost her

[Anonymous No.]

Destroy the tower of babel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444173
If the 1m stream is to dynamite the tower that would be incredible

[Anonymous No.]

>>444173
Im fearing the status of the tower.
I could see it burning down or the TNT duplicator getting released

[Anonymous No.]

>>444207
>burning down
Just one nasty lightning strike would do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>444167
I think it was just overal hype from long time fans. After the void stream people were so hyped I believe it made some people check it out of curiosity and it was just a snowball effect from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>444167
Consider it a mix of everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>444173
if she's the one who destroy it herself
Haachama is canonically a god then

[Anonymous No.]

>>444199
I'd feel kinda bad if she destroys it, it's such a beautiful construction and by far the largest structure in the Holoserver

[Anonymous No.]

>>444249
The whole thing so far is at least 25-30 hours of work

[Anonymous No.]

>>444173
>4 Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a city, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name for ourselves; otherwise we will be scattered over the face of the whole earth.”
>5 But the Lord came down to see the city and the tower the people were building. 6 The Lord said, “If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. 7 Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.”

Uh guys. Is this how Haato will split?

[Anonymous No.]

She's not streaming because she's currently at Cover Corp. They're going over her final stream date, graduation date, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444270
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>444270

[Anonymous No.]

>>444269
why did gode do this?
just a troll?
i don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

She's not streaming because she's currently at Cover Corp. They're going over her Holoen0 debut stream date, channel twitter, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444386
She just order pizza

[Anonymous No.]

So in the last MC stream did anyone find out whether all that damned winking meant anything?
Or was her model just going spastic?
Looked way too deliberate though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444379
To become an allegory for Haachama over 7k years later. The Lord works in mysterious ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>444379
God doesnt want humanity to reach God
yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444379
They were trying to troll god and it made god seethe hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444214
complete with akai haato and haachama jumping off

[Anonymous No.]

>>444403
G115.. Genesis 11:5... tower of babel

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>444379
Humans were arrogant in their endeavour.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>444444

[Anonymous No.]

>>444403
Some anon claimed it was a g115 and linked it to a genesis verse about the tower of babel.

>>443802
Korone did as well

[Anonymous No.]

i wish after all of this she can alternate between random insane haachama stuff and seiso chill stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>444403
Her base model has always been buggy, her return stream after the suspension had the same problem with the winking.

[Anonymous No.]

>BYEBYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5clHgQZJ3vY
HAATONS

ALERT
ALERT
ALERT

[Anonymous No.]

fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>444494
>>444495
100% Haachama going forward

[Anonymous No.]

>>444495
OHNONONOOONONNONOONONONONONONO

[Anonymous No.]

>>444494
>Congrats on 100k...Thank you for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444494
>>444495

oh fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>444494
>>444495

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[Anonymous No.]

>>444108
is this stolen from reddit, redditor stole it, or anon is the same redditor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>444494
HELP

[Anonymous No.]

>>444494
BROS?

[Anonymous No.]

Probably Haachama taking over for good

[Anonymous No.]

>>444403
You see the same wink problem on other vtubers too. She briefly mentions the eye though in that MC stream. Go to 2:26:31

[Anonymous No.]

>>444494
>>444495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXvZeCj3ut8

If anyone wants to feel better, buy some ramen

[Anonymous No.]

>>444430
Akai Haato, born Aug 10th 2001, has two terot cards to her birth date

The Hanged Man
The Empress

[Anonymous No.]

>>444573
it was a flashing pixel in her eye that flashed in what seems to be a looping morse code pattern

[Anonymous No.]

>>444494
>>444495
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1359409162866708481

[Anonymous No.]

>>444495
OH NO OH FUCK
HOLD ME ANONCHAMAS

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she not have any references or links to Hololive anymore? In channel description or twitter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>444579
Ramen can't help us now.
But thankyou anyways, based noodlejew

[Anonymous No.]

>haatons have always had those stitched heads
are you fucking telling me that this girl planned all of this all along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>444604
>mfw, Haachama is leaving Hololive because her parents pushed her to do so in order to concentrate on college/university

[Anonymous No.]

>>444594
Jesus that's a lot of coincidences, she really hit the jackpot with all these symbolisms

[Anonymous No.]

>>442987
What's going on? Is Haachama leaving hololive? Or is this part of the akai haato / haachama story?

[Anonymous No.]

>she really is nuking it all

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking dare she has planned this since her debut for a /x/ shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

I don’t be able to sleep tonight...

[Anonymous No.]

>>444614
anon pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>444604
Oh dear lord, is she trying to cause a massive panic attack for all of her subscribers or what

Is the video titled bye bye or bye bye to akai haato?

[Anonymous No.]

>>444733
Its called "BYEBYE 【Akaihaato】"

[Anonymous No.]

>>444494
>>444495
>Congrats on 1M...Thank you for everything.

NO
NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>444735
RHAT DOESNT ANSWER MY QUESTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>444733
>>444735

And, in the video description, it says:

"Membership to support HAACHAMA!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

We can't take her video titles at face value. Especially not before they actually go live, since they're still subject to change. But that said this... will be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

I HAVE A MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>444777
trips of truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>444594
>hanged man
akai haato
>empress
queen of hearts, haachama

[Anonymous No.]

I really hope the BGM will be distorted version of Haato's

[Anonymous No.]

what is she ignores 1m mark for meme

[Anonymous No.]

The one thing I do know, this girl is the true mastermind out of all of the hololive girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>444777
I believe in the power of trips, don't leave us Haatochama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>444494
>>444495

[Anonymous No.]

>>444594
>>444657
The circumstances of her birth may not be by chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444777
She's been subverting people's expectations for a week now. I think the trend will continue. IF Haato does go away, it wont be forever. Haachama needs her for content purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444777
Well the speculation right now is actually kinda fun

[Anonymous No.]

Someone in her stream chat pointed out that all mentions of "Hololive" has been scrubbed from her youtube and twitter.

Is this true? Is she going solo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>444460
>imbue man with ability
>man attempts to reach great heights, both literally and metaphorically, with said God given ability
>seethe and tear it all down
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>444892
>Is she going solo?
Masturbation streams please

[Anonymous No.]

>cover scrubs haatochama channel
>from the ashes comes
>JP Akai Haato channel
>EN Haachama channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>444892
She can't go solo and still be haachama or akai haato. Those characters are property of hololive, so she'd have to change names and probably channels too.

[Anonymous No.]

*blows the 6th trumpet*

[Anonymous No.]

okay she romved the "1mil subs... thank you for everything...."
from the description
one ign less pointing to graduation

[Anonymous No.]

>>444945
>buy the rights to your own character
Not that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444777
checked

[Anonymous No.]

>>444494
>>444495
OH FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Yep everyone's freaking out about the missing Hololive references.

Something is up.

[Anonymous No.]

Official Akai Haato pre-stream theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE

Official HAACHAMA pre-stream theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l9eMJVjC6Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>444983
She achieved her 1 million goal and is now leaving us

[Anonymous No.]

>>444892
>>444983
They weren't scrubbed, they weren't there in the first place. The only instance of "Hololive (or ホロライブ”) that was removed was from her twitter description (pic related), which is probably just because her whole intro is gone.
Her YouTube video and channel descriptions are identical, at least on WayBack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445029
Has she said she'd leave after 1 million before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>444983
I think it's been like that for a while now, not even Red Heart has any references to Hololive in the description, probably because it feels redundant, she's a Gen 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>445035
>implying she needs to announce that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>444983
click on channels
she's no longer listing any other Hololive members

[Anonymous No.]

>>444983
She hasn't had Holo references in the description for ages. I'm too lazy to keep scrolling but for months at least.

[Anonymous No.]

You think maybe she got in trouble with hololive because of the hentai streams and is getting fired?

[Anonymous No.]

>>445059

oh shi-

[Anonymous No.]

>>445078
No. If she's leaving it's on her own terms and this whole content arc has been leading up to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445059
Doesn't mean anything, neither does Coco

[Anonymous No.]

>>445078
Nah, the Youtube description still has merch links and a Membership link. she's fucking with us and I'm looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys i'm scared, she isn't leaving right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>445116
No she's not anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>445111

Ah that's true.

The EN channels do list each other at least.

[Anonymous No.]

She has you wrapped around her finger lmao. There's no graduation or anything of the like, it's just a massive shitpost because she knows she'll send the schizos into overdrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445116
She is one hell of a sadist and she enjoying all of this bullshit shitpost announcement of coming to Holomyth

[Anonymous No.]

>>445116
Nah, IIRC she pulled a similar stunt a couple of months ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>445112
I hope you're right anon, I'm at the edge of my fucking seat here

[Anonymous No.]

>>445078
Considering she's done multiple H-art streams before and announced that one like a month in advance, I don't think they would've let her do it in the first place if they had a problem with it.
>>445086
That's also been empty for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445111
I think a few girls hadn't even updated there's for the 4th gen when someone checked, and I wouldn't be surprised if some of them just went "I can't be bothered to update this, I'll just empty it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>445133
We know, anon, it's just fun to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>all those people believing shitty rrats about graduations

I'm disappointed anons, have some faith in the strongest idol

[Anonymous No.]

>>445116
haatochama unironically doomposts here to fuck with your head, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>445232
an Aussie fucking with anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>444495
chama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>444494
>>444495
>about to go to sleep before seeing this
>now I can't even close my eyes
These might be the 4 longest hours of this year for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445272

[Anonymous No.]

>>445232
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if
>>444443
was actually her

[Anonymous No.]

>>445272
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>Haachama on a ruse cruise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445232
Do you mind? I'm enjoying her fucking with my head

[Anonymous No.]

Whens the inland empire watchalong haatochama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>444494
>>444495
Holy shit is stream chat going so fucking fast

[Anonymous No.]

>risu, haatochama and mori are lurking here RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>445427
4 hours before stream and 2k people in chat just waiting in a panic

[Anonymous No.]

>>444604
How much you wanna bet she specifically waited for 1M just so she could give an even bigger finger to Cover on the way out?

[Anonymous No.]

iirc weird fetishes and stuff aside, Haato has said she's pretty normie irl. At the very least I remember her admitting she didn't know a lot of basic otaku shit when asked about it. My point is, she's unfortunately probably one of the Holos who's less likely to come here, all things considered.

[Anonymous No.]

It's over. First graduation since Aloe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444856
But wouldn't the best way to subvert everyone's expectations be to play it 100% straight and quit hololive for real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>445461
Shes a genius.

Whats the record of most live viewers during a hololive stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>445496
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>444039
World domination has never been this degenelate.

[Anonymous No.]

How long before Haato surpasses meme shark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>445487
Do you really think any of us would be proud to be for lurking on this site?

[Anonymous No.]

>>445450

[Anonymous No.]

>>445556
Today will be her magnum opus and catapult her into fame that Gura can't even dream of.

[Anonymous No.]

This is actually about the the same time we were predicting she'd graduate last year. Abayo Haachama have fun in college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445596
Why do so many people think she'd graduate just so she could go to college? She never had a problem juggling vtubing and school while she was in Australia. Unless it really was just a giant fuck you to either her parents or Cover or both I see no reason she'd just quit all of a sudden.

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesn't she go ahead an extra mile and start streaming on this channel and hide the main Haachama channel when streaming as Haato? It'd be even more entertaining desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445450
E X P E C T E D

[Anonymous No.]

>>445078
It wasn't her first hentai review.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445612
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>445556
ULTIMATE POWER!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>445596
proof?

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, I cannot sleep, I must presence this madnes in person, otherwise it makes no sense to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445556
>meme shark
>a literal meme spouting nutcase is his oshi
LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>445556
I was actually impressed looking at the weekly sub counts earlier and finding that she's the #2 now and just BARELY behind Gura. I hope she can keep it up, though probably it's not realistic to expect the current rate to continue unless she somehow manages to attract mainstream attention with her antics or get blessed by the algorithm.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favourite ASMR?
I like the KFC one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445673
Which one? She have at least 2 of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>445681
Most recent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445487
You don't become a VTuber without being at least a bit of a geek. She might not be a hardcore anime otaku specifically but by her own admission she spent years being basically a shut-in in PH and AUS with very few real friends.

But yeah no way she's on 4chan or any of the Japanese equivalents, she's not terminally online enough for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445612
>No problem
>Breakdown crying about shit grades
College will be a lot harder so who knows honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445615

Is that sub account actually hers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>444108
Is Haachama the first vtuber to create her own ARG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>445699
Not sure 100% how it worked back then but I think she got into vtubing by responding to an ad Cover put out and doing an audition. I don't think any of that really would have required her to be up to date on otaku culture stuff, though I'm not sure where Cover's ads actually would have appeared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445724
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>445653
Not really proof to give just something that was said back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445724
I mean my experience was that I had way more free time in college than I did in high school, especially my first year. Also doesn't make sense to quit now rather than wait and see what the load will actually be like.

But then again I could see her doing it just so she can tell her parents SEE I DID IT NOW, ARE YOU HAPPY or something... Would be kind of dumb to throw away such an easy revenue stream though. Not saying she doesn't work hard, honestly I think she's one of the hardest working holos out there, but... she doesn't exactly have to. She could slack off a lot and still make a shitload of money, would be pretty dumb to throw it away unless she has to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445725
Yeah, many of the holos opened secondary channels after a wave of demonetizations in late 2019, althou I think Choco is the only one who still uploads to her's

[Anonymous No.]

>>445724
Japanese college is a joke, basically a nice break between the hell of high school and the hell of wagie life. Students fuck off, get whatever grades (it's impossible to fail), party and fuck around, then go on to whatever misery awaits. Companies only really care about the name of the university. So if she somehow got into one of the big 3 universities (Tokyo, Kyoto, Tohoku) she's set for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444039
Yes my lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>445668
Gura is headed towards a saturation point, which can be renewed if she can reach out beyond the vTuber audience. But good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445612
The real question to ask:

How strict are Haachama's parents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>445778
that really sounds familiar, maybe japs are not so different after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>445738
It's private now but you can check archive to see people talk about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVaVeGS_wfY&feature=youtu.be

[Anonymous No.]

>>444108
>ans still think this is 2018
she doesn't though. she mentiones haachama many times, and talking to Kanata she admits that her account had been taken over, but she's it's all fine now

[Anonymous No.]

>>445802
I don't think they ever minded her vtubing before. They just got upset when she talked about focusing exclusively on vtubing and not going to college.

I doubt they're seriously trying to tell her to quit her lucrative vtubing gig or anything, just that they don't want it to be the ONLY thing she's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445802
Shitheads by all accounts, but I'm not sure what leverage they'd have here. They can threaten to kick her out of the house but she'd probably have to move out to go to school anyway and she could probably pay her own tuition with holobux.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445733
Not to get too deep into roommate faggotry, especially for defunct alts, but Haato was already streaming on twicast before signing on with Hololive. All the archives are gone now but it does confirm she was pretty online, just not in the weird brain poisoned corner on the internet like we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445836
If she's smart, she's saving every dollar she can. Can't tube forever, but the money's good while it lasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>445815
Allegedly, most degrees are even easier than doing some joke major at an American school like communications or whatever. I would assume STEM majors still have to study but maybe not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>444628
Im convinced Haatons have real people inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445815
you lucky bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>445836
Understandable. If vtubing dries up in 5 years time she'd be in trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons with the cursed knowledge.
Brace yourselves, for it may happen.
Akai HAACHAMA will forever be in our hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445758
>>445778
Yeah, who knows. Shit, college could be super easy but then she get's a bf there or something and fucks off from hololive. This is all assuming she even goes to college though lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>445861
More importantly. She already has a resume

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, Haatochama... the only one crazy—or vindictive—enough to quit immediately after reaching such a coveted milestone.

My condolences, anonchamas. Godspeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>442987
Some fag in the chat is saying she is yagoo's daughter. Is there any truth to this ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>445615
imagine her sub reaching 1mil as well in the next few days and she just switches channels depending on her personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>445930
Doubt it. Why would she have had to audition if that was the case?

[Anonymous No.]

>>445930
>daughter of business man
>is always budy with other stuff and wants to keep her at arms length but has to let her get away with stuff
>she builds yagoos on server and blows them up
checks out If you squint your eyes hard enough and ignore enough other evidence and have terminal rrat caused braindamage

[Anonymous No.]

>>445930
I can´t believe chammers is the forbidden love-child between yagoo and hitomi-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>445930
>That
>Other rrats say Sora is YAGOO's daughter
bros...

[Anonymous No.]

remember this when we liberate Manchuko

[Anonymous No.]

>>445995
>they are all yagoo´s daughters

[Anonymous No.]

if we lose Haachama then what reason do I have to even get out of bed anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>446009
For the memories

[Anonymous No.]

>>443045
Me too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>445995
and yagoo is my daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>446009
None. We will finally be able to rest.

[Anonymous No.]

Uhhhhhh guys

Someone in Haato's chat mentioned Rushia uploaded a weird video titled "Hello" in Japanese.

It's um, really fucking weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5tGAcx4yho&ab_channel=RushiaCh.%E6%BD%A4%E7%BE%BD%E3%82%8B%E3%81%97%E3%81%82

[Anonymous No.]

>>446262
How is that weird? She has sore throat and can't stream but she miss her fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>446262
she's resting her voice, so I can see why she uses text-to-voice
I can't really explain the thing that came next though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>446262

This vid was uploaded only an hour ago.

The rough translation in the video is that she is saying that her throat hurts, she can't really talk, but she loves us (repeat 100x).

[Anonymous No.]

>>446262
>haato does a stream called "byebye"
>rushia does a stream called "hello"
what the FUCK is going on??

[Anonymous No.]

>>446262
translates to

My throat hurts again today. I can't talk.
I miss you all so much.
I like you, I like you, I like you
I want to like you I want to like you
I want to see you I want to see you
I want to see you, I want to see you, I want to see you, I want to see you
I like you, I like you, I like you
I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you
I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you
I love, love, love
I love, I love, I love
I like, I like, I like, I like, I like
I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>446262
She's just saying her throat hurts that can't stream today and that she misses her fans (and having fun with the TTS)

[Anonymous No.]

>>446293
I swear.... /vt/ became fucking /x/ at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

Her channel banner is gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>446330
m-maybe she's changing it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>446298
>>446262
>Mecha Rushia arc
>Haato vs Haachama mind palace arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>446305
A little schizoposting never hurt anybody.
I'm still scared we'll lose Haachama desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>446293


Now that It's Haato's head on Haachama's body, that means Haachama has no body anymore, therefore she has now likely infected Rushia like some sort of virus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>446262
Just doing her yandere shtick which is always adored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>446298
She's saiying, "I love you, I want to meet you/be with you", you dumb GTL EOP

[Anonymous No.]

Schizobros, the suspense is fucking killing me

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

that X mark is really spooking me now...

[Anonymous No.]

I think that different personalities mean different drugs that Haato is taking.

Haato = Xanax
Haachama = Methylphenidate
Akaihaato = normal Haato

[Anonymous No.]

I didn’t realise until this week that watching cute girls stream games could be such an avant garde art form. Not gonna lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>446461

Yeah, its marked very different from the other dates.

What's supposed to happen March 3rd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>446262
>throat hurts
Welp. She's never gonna make a black metal song at this rate...

[Anonymous No.]

>>445059
been like that since the bugmen incident

[Anonymous No.]

>>445112
Classic Haachama. If you've been watching her in a while you'll know that she acts like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>Chammers might graduate
I want off this ride

[Anonymous No.]

haachama is listed on a collab in mio's channel, at the same time as the BYEBYE video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTcCafIsvJ4

WHAT IS MEAN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>446524
Would be the ultimate Fuck You to Cover for banning her from using the HoloEN tag.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama has minecraft stream with Mio, Fubuki, Watame, and Botan in 2 hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTcCafIsvJ4

[Anonymous No.]

>>446479
We live in good times

[Anonymous No.]

>>445496
no idiot they graduated the entire CN branch before that

[Anonymous No.]

>>446541
>>446551
it is haachama that is listed not haato
soooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>446551
inb4 they go the KizunaAI way and have separate VAs take over

[Anonymous No.]

>>446551
It's the Good-Bye Minecraft stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>446571
>>446551
Guys... GUYS!!!
What if. There really ARE 2 Haachamas? Like we were device all this time but in reality Cover hired Twins to play her and on 1 mln they will finale split they for individuals?

[Anonymous No.]

Theory, Haachama larps as a chink here using the fact that she's an ESL as a cover to torment us with the "graduation" rrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>446606
true schizo post

[Anonymous No.]

A HAACHAMA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE GEY INTO THE BUNKERS

[Anonymous No.]

Choose only one:
a) Akai Haato
b) Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>446541
Maybe that thumbnail was made a few days ago when it was indeed planned for her to be part of a collab and the spike in subs caught them by surprise

[Anonymous No.]

>>446541
they are going to the tower of Babel to look at it
haatochama will stand on top of it
and incinerate it and herself infront of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>446483
an anon from another thread said 3.3 is Hinamatsuri (also called Doll's day or Girl's day)

[Anonymous No.]

>>446639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thpSDrwTK9g

[Anonymous No.]

>>446613
Trying to get into thema of this thread, you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>446551
>Botan in the collab
>Botan's scheduled stream is not a collab

Something is SUS here

[Anonymous No.]

>>444165
No deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>446639
Haachama is part of Akai Haato
Akai Haato is not part of Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>446487
good, I don't want her to blow her brains out like he did

[Anonymous No.]

>>446690
Who are you to make such declarations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>446690
this thread sounds like a discussion of the Trinity

[Anonymous No.]

The awaited hour arrives and both streams start at the exact same time, what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>446683
they are saying they are doing a sightseeing tour for their new build
[ramen shop, janken,BABEL]

[Anonymous No.]

>>446639
I'm with the one that got her this far, and that's Haachama. Also crazy is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>446709
windows key + left / right arrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>446707
The Akai Haato
The Redkun
The Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>446709

two tabs one window

[Anonymous No.]

>>446683
>Haato combining with Haachama merely unleashed her true power.

[Anonymous No.]

>3,500 watching now
This is the most people ive ever seen watch a stream that is 3 hours away

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna get off Haachama’s wild ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>446707
she is both and one at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

This pic is liked by Haato on her twitter.

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>446743
You made me imagine Haachama and Haato tribbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>446475
what drug represents red-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>446788
we need drawfags in here now

[Anonymous No.]

>>446788
basically canon

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that redkun will come back and unite her personalities

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FB9hhoO6c
cover when

[Anonymous No.]

>>446825
>redkun comes back on valentines to resolve the arc
>haato chops his head off

[Anonymous No.]

>>446832
>"you met me at a strange time in my life, sempais"
>Tower of Babel's burning down in the distance

[Anonymous No.]

Botan’s stream title..

[Anonymous No.]

>>446862
kino

[Anonymous No.]

>stream starts
>chammers reveals all hololive members were all split off parts of her personality
>ends with "it was all in your head all along"
>deletes all channels and hints hololive ever existed

[Anonymous No.]

>>446873
>[Minecraft] What the hell is going on?
>botan stream at the same time as mio minecraft (collab?) and haachama
what the FUCK is going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>446639
#TeamHaato

[Anonymous No.]

>>446551
wait so while haachama is collabing with them (potentially burning down the tower of babel) Akai Haato will be streaming on her channel? Did she prerecord it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>446551
WHAT IS GOING ON I AM LOSING MY MIND

[Anonymous No.]

>>446894
This shit is so confusing, I can't deal with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>446783
So they are going to fuse, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/XTcCafIsvJ4
>Haachama is the thumbnail
>scheduled at the same time as foreboding haato stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>446901
botan is streaming minecraft
botan is in mio minecraft collab
haachama is in mio minecraft collab
haachama has a stream at the same time

Either haachama will minecraft collab with them or this is a prerecorded
>BYEBYE

[Anonymous No.]

>>446901
it'll be their POV for the...whatever it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>445995
Sora being Yagoo daughter is more believable. Yagoo doesn't look like a man who sent his daughter to Philippines.

[Anonymous No.]

She's saying bye bye to the babel tower, she's gonna burn it and other Holos will watch it

[Anonymous No.]

>Inb4 internet cut kills the whole project
Don’t you even think about it Bogtame

[Anonymous No.]

>>446958
that would be way too anticlimactic

[Anonymous No.]

>>446958
>crying haato pic
she's burning the tower of babel, and haato with it
Maybe it's also a way to say she has abandonded the HoloEN0 thing (tower of babel, launguages)

[Anonymous No.]

>>446958
>>446901

Oh that makes sense given how in her last minecraft stream she kept saying how she just knew she had to finish building it at all costs.

[Anonymous No.]

wasnt the tower more of haachama's project?

[Anonymous No.]

I really hope it's not an actual goodbye, but it is worrying, been watching her for well over a year now, maybe longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>446922
Sheep has the same collab scheduled but no haato to be seen
https://youtu.be/HZ_t-qB4fKI

[Anonymous No.]

>>446524
She's been teasing about "graduating" for ages now, I guarantee it's nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>447066
sheep doesnt have botan either, but the collab has botan and she has a minecraft scheduled right then

[Anonymous No.]

There better be a translator in the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>447066
Watame hasn't publicly acknowledged Haato in months since the two had a bad breakup and things have been kind of awkward ever since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>447090

What happened? I wasn't really into this stuff until the Holo EN debuted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>447090
I can't tell if this is a joke or if you're talking about the time when they actually didn't talk for a while, but if you mean the 2nd one:
They actually didn't talk for a while, and when they collabed again they mentioned it was literally that Haachama didn't get Watame a birthday gift and felt so bad she was avoiding her completely. That was a while ago by now though, and iirc Watame was part of Haachama's 3D stream Coco was in.

[Anonymous No.]

t-2 hours
viewership is at 4k

[Anonymous No.]

>>447133
>Haachama didn't get watame a birthday present, then avoided her for months to dodge embarrassment
>probably did it again

BASED HAACHAMA SAVING 2000 YEN FOR MORE PEPELONI

[Anonymous No.]

>>447158
What do you guys think haachama does with the pepeloli when she picks it off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>447164
she explained this, she uses it for gyoza

[Anonymous No.]

>>447164
she eats it, just not with the pizza
she did say she likes pepeloni

[Anonymous No.]

>>447164
haato eats it

[Anonymous No.]

>>446976
Almost confirms for me that Fubuki is actually involved with the weird shit and it's not just a scheduling thing. I'm not too surprised, Fubuki seems like she'd absolutely go along with it if Haato asked, but tweeting out the song is basically just saying she's got Haachama on the brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>447090
>>447133
They also had a Momotetsu collab a few weeks ago together with Shishilamy

[Anonymous No.]

>>447164
Beauty mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>447090
didn't watame finally get some haachama wakipai when she joined in on the 3d session last month?

[Anonymous No.]

How many of you have tried tarantula since this dish was made?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she's ok..

[Anonymous No.]

>>446639
Neither

[Anonymous No.]

>>447398
I've heard tarantula actually tastes pretty good if you can get over the fact that you're eating a giant spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>447212
what if this is some sort of 9dimensional "welcome back to japan / 1million subs" celebration?
and haachama kills her aussie side

[Anonymous No.]

>>447452
Haachama seemed to like it and said the legs tasted like crab, though she said the body was kinda gross. (Might also have to do with her fucking up the preparation, I think you're not supposed to get it wet since it makes it really tough like she demonstrated.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>447432
both

[Anonymous No.]

>>447452
I heard it's good if you fry it and spice it aggressively.
The way Haachama cooked it probably was one of the more disgusting way for eating

[Anonymous No.]

>>447468
It made me realize crabs are sea spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>447480
Redeemer and Destroyer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>447524
There are also sea spiders that aren't crabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>446452
This is draining my sanity, I hope she picks one personality and sticks to it for a while. Being artistic with the medium is fine but there's a point where it becomes frustrating and she's near the edge of that right now for me.

[Anonymous No.]

the armahaaton is coming

[Anonymous No.]

I'm losing my mind schizobros, Haachama is killing me with the suspense

[Anonymous No.]

>>447629
I'd like her to keep both, and just "be" whoever would make a good fit for specific stream or video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>447676
the trembling fear is
more than i can take
when I'm up against
the echo in the mirror

[Anonymous No.]

>>447670
arm & haaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>447754
manhaaton project?

[Anonymous No.]

Even if this is a goodbye stream, maybe the girl behind her could come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>447670
>>447754
>>447821

Armageddon

[Anonymous No.]

>>447821
haatoshima?

[Anonymous No.]

>mio-fbk collab shows everyone
they know whats going on
>bootan has minecraft titled "what is going on??"
she doesnt know, but knows something's going on
>sheep shows mio-fbk
mio-fbk told her to come, but she doesnt know

[Anonymous No.]

>>447884
Watame's going to be sacrificial sheep that will burn inside the Tower to calm the wrath of Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>447957
Now that's fucking K I N O

[Anonymous No.]

Mio just announced Haachama is not joining their stream today because she has an important announcmenet to make

[Anonymous No.]

>>448105
oh fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Moona also streaming Minecraft at that time

[Anonymous No.]

>>448105

The translation for the pinned post in her stream was "Haachama won't be able to participate with us for today because she has a very important stream scheduled"

Probably because she hit 1 Million

[Anonymous No.]

>>447679
That could work, Ayunda/Risu balances her personas quite nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>448118
pic related
"Hachama will not be joining us today as he has a very important broadcast to make!"

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty sure Cover gives all the girls one million dollars when they get 1 million subscribers

[Anonymous No.]

>>444945
Akai Haato is property of Hololive, but is Haachama?

[Anonymous No.]

Give me the most schizo Haachama pics you have

[Anonymous No.]

>>448105
So, this is it huh? I only knew her for a while but she won my heart with this arc...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5uS0Um9YzA

[Anonymous No.]

>Haachama won't be able to participate with us for today because she has a very important stream scheduled

[Anonymous No.]

they surely wouldn't let all the holos do regular happy go luck streams whilst haachamato is graduating. right??? right???????

[Anonymous No.]

>>448216
miko and haachama are my oshiis...
please don't die, miko...
please don't graduate, chammers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>448275
All the other graduations were announced weeks or at least a day beforehand, even the ones where the streamer stepped down themselves. I don't think haachama is graduating.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama as already raked in dozens of red supas since putting up the waiting room

genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>444093
>Calling on my phone
>Ready to fight
FORESHADOWING

[Anonymous No.]

>>448300
She's made at least like $2000 from pre stream donations

[Anonymous No.]

>>448299
that calendar with 3/3 marked in an X scares me

[Anonymous No.]

>>448299
>>448317
Don't do this to me, don't give me real fear

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone familiar with the booth merch sizing?
I have no idea whether L or XL considering jap sizing seems to be smaller in general than western sizes (going by western vs asian uniqlo).
Wanna buy some chaama t-shirts before they're removed from sale/run out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>448317
It's just symbolism, my dude
3/3 is an 8 if you mirror the left 3

[Anonymous No.]

>Sightseeing tour by may holos
>Haachama included
>While Haato streams

I imagine something will happen when the tour reaches the Tower of Babel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>448397
Mio said haachama isn't going to be in that stream because she has an important stream.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm fucking scared anonchamas

[Anonymous No.]

Hi, how are you?
Are you calling up my phone?
Baby tell me what is wrong
Don't you ever let me go
Hi I am good
I am still looking for proof
Am I good enough for you?
Don't you tell me what's my rule

[Anonymous No.]

5 minutes until the truth is revealed

[Anonymous No.]

>>445930
No idiot. Haachama talked about her dad before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>445930
Her father is a minor jap politician.

[Anonymous No.]

>>448483
Holy fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Fellows, it's been an honor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>448483
everything she has ever done was carefully leading up to this. We are witnessing work that was years in the making

[Anonymous No.]

i'm so fucking anxious

[Anonymous No.]

KINGDOM HAATO 3

[Anonymous No.]

This it bros, it's finally the time

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.]

text says
"it will be stream with drawings"

[Anonymous No.]

Did Haachama really watch a guy jack off for over an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>448826
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>448844
Have you been reading the text? She said one of her Haatons got on cam for her and jacked off while screaming her name for over an hour and she thought it was very interesting

[Anonymous No.]

IT SAYS"THIS IS THE END"!!

[Anonymous No.]

うそぴょん

[Anonymous No.]

>>444565
No, I saw it in Haachama's art tag on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Two years ago
>Watch some cute streamer speak in horribly broken English while she played Minecraft
Today
>This shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>448931
Oh shit

[Anonymous No.]

Ok how many times did she get beheaded thus far?

[Anonymous No.]

The discord call was so fucking loud on her stream it woke me up when normal discord calls don't jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>449098
once

[Anonymous No.]

Is "the nightmare" about her getting jizzed on

[Anonymous No.]

>>449134
She was baking a cake and the frosting got all over!

[Anonymous No.]

50k people watching
most ive ever seen in a hololive stream

[Anonymous No.]

it's on repeat

[Anonymous No.]

inb4 Mio and friends go outside to find Haato standing on top of the tower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>449158
>most ive ever seen in a hololive stream
anonchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>449158
not even close, but maybe most haachama ever had. despite being part of 1mil club she's underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

what's this whole haachama arc
where are we gonna go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>449158
Gura has had over a million viewers before

[Anonymous No.]

>>449232
She's gonna pull an Aloe

[Anonymous No.]

>>449272
dont say that

[Anonymous No.]

>this channel in the past week

[Anonymous No.]

>>449232
I don't know anon, thats the fun part

[Anonymous No.]

What if Haachama eating all this weird shit was in attempt to kill off Haato inside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>449272
>>449284

[Anonymous No.]

calm down eberyone...

[Anonymous No.]

haatochama lore makes me glad i did my reps

[Anonymous No.]

>eberyone
i had the ugliest laugh just now

[Anonymous No.]

>eberyone

[Anonymous No.]

I love her cute typos

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a chumbuddy with haachama as second place but fucking gura should take notes, this is how you celebrate milestones and put in effort.

[Anonymous No.]

clazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>449428
>this is how you celebrate milestones
by going insane?

[Anonymous No.]

my blain is bloken

[Anonymous No.]

>>449493
>complaining about an expansive and complex lore and backstory because they don't speak english

[Anonymous No.]

>>449493
by making it special, just words (and singing) is cheap.

[Anonymous No.]

>who is her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>449493
better than doing nothing

[Anonymous No.]

WHO
H
O

[Anonymous No.]

>>449493
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>449551
>who is her>

[Anonymous No.]

>>449560
way better than karaoke too

[Anonymous No.]

i just haachamachama'd irl out of glee and anticipation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>449652
"i just haachamachama'd irl out of glee and anticipation!"

[Anonymous No.]

>australian woman fortnite dances over her own body

[Anonymous No.]

was her it?! WHO? When? ....!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>449713
yes, I went full onions

[Anonymous No.]

so she is reliving her existence in search for her identity?

[Anonymous No.]

i'm scary...
...
...
...
...!?
[backspace][backspace][backspace][backspace][backspace][backspace][backspace]

[Anonymous No.]

it's afraid

[Anonymous No.]

It isn't the head that controls the body after all.
It's the BIG RED HEART.

[Anonymous No.]

pain...peko...

[Anonymous No.]

coexist (green from mass effect) ending confirmed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>449915
i think so

[Anonymous No.]

>>449915
i think it will be coexist for today until she decides to torture us again

[Anonymous No.]

oh no i bet there's a twist yet to come

[Anonymous No.]

>>449915
It's always been that tho boooo

[Anonymous No.]

god it's unsettling hearing her talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>450048
well, no. if haato is unaware of haachama its not coexistence. its like the difference between schizophrenia and a tulpa.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I'm stuck in a loop

[Anonymous No.]

well that was shit

[Anonymous No.]

rate the stream

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly don't get it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>449915
Nope, RIPchama ending (red?)

[Anonymous No.]

I liked it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>450701
Blain Bloken/HAAACHAMACHAMAA!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>450701
Broken Red Heart/10

[Anonymous No.]

The twist are great love Haachama.