/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Based on your physical appearance, net worth, salary, status, and other things, how likely is it your oshi would reject you if you asked her out?

[Anonymous No.]

100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
100% because I don't fit one of Choco's standards.
>Doesn't have plans for a house yet.

[Anonymous No.]

0%, as I am a decent looking white male with a career and a fat cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
I have a solid chance

[Anonymous No.]

100%, but she would be very nice and maybe even give me an autograph

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
I'm over 18...

[Anonymous No.]

100%
I'll thank her for giving me the time of her busy day

[Anonymous No.]

Friendzoned her already.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mid 30s
>white balding bearded dude, pretty average. Biggest weakness is deafness.
>No debt, modest net worth (no house to inflate it)
>wagie that moonlights as an entertainer
I think I could score my oshi but it's hard to meet up with anyone for a serious relationship, let alone someone who has a busy schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>26
>5’8”
>fat
>live with my parents
>no job
>no degree
>no friends
>no experience whatsoever with women
10000000000000000000%

[Anonymous No.]

>>43763373
>>43763109
you CAN fix all of that, anons, we all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43763525
>thread theme

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
Maybe 20% likely.
I'm average height, lift heavy, take care of my health, STEM background, mortician by trade, about a 7/10 on a good day.
But she likes bad boys that'll break her emotionally. I only say 20% because I have a temper occasionally.
Plus I'm already married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43763742 (me)
Fuck, I meant 80% likely. Surprisingly, don't need to know how to do math to embalm usually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
Maybe, my oshi is probably autistic so a little bit of negging would do the trick.

[Anonymous No.]

80% because my oshi is afraid of people. the 20% is because i already have a long term scheme prepared for this scenario

[Anonymous No.]

>>43763525
At 26 it’s fucking over

[Anonymous No.]

>>43763525
Agreement. The only things that can't be fixed are your facial structure, height, dick size, general personality, accomplishments you missed the opportunity for, etc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
I doubt there's anyone here that would pass. Celebrity gets to people's heads like crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43763674
Shawshank Redemption?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43764011
>facial structure, height, dick size
>Doesnt know about morphic fields and subliminals

[Anonymous No.]

Which holo is into older guys with some grey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43764076
Nah just long time internet shitposter.
Sometimes I absorb memes sans sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43764457
Moom do be having a seizure doe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43764156
>20th century science
>technobabble classical conditioning
Very reasonable, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
I highly doubt there is a single woman with standards low enough to date me, chuuba or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>mid 30s
>5'10"
>average build
>7/10 face
>stem education i don't use
>sales job i don't care for
>$1.3 million net worth
>white american
i have no chance. i just want a cute cake/hag jap wife so bad bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43764996
>7/10 millionaire has no chance
You’re full of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43765092
>net worth
If you buy a house worth 2 million dollars you're a millionaire. Even if you're living paycheck to paycheck and have debt.
It's a tricky category.

[Anonymous No.]

>29
>5'6"
>fat
>fat cock
the only other thing I have going for me is that I almost have an accounting degree so safe to say I have zero chance with any vtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
1%, I am a catch

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
You forgot the most important part GENDER which for Mumei is a definitive NO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
you are assuming everyone is as parasocial as you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43765092
>>43765292
i have no debt, but i live in an apartment. the biggest issue is the one million other husbands i have to compete with, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
>latino
>5'6
>work out for /fit/
>live with parents
>30
>make 140k a year programming
>won't cheat
>want a wife
You know what, I dont know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43765676
just curious, with such a high salary, why are you living with your parents?

[Anonymous No.]

Not a chance in hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43766145
Why would I, im not married. I just be paying rent for no reason. My brother also makes around what I make and he is also living with us, he wants to bring his gf to live with us too. Extended families are pretty common in Latin culture. The idea of moving away as soon as you become 18 is pretty foreign. If you ever move away is normally cause you got married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43766562
I just wanted to get another perspective. I am in a similar situation. I just love my parents and have no reason to go anywhere as of now. They are too good to me :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43766562
I'm in a similar situation (bit younger/poorer). Looking to start my own business before I move out but it really sucks for dating. I have an unusual career too so when girls hear I live at home I just know it sets off a million red flags in their head. It's just fucking over for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
She is Japanese and I don't know how my oshi feels about white men. If she likes them then probably a decent chance if she doesn't mind my N3 ass.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm balding, 34, and 400lbs. But I'm also 6'2" so I give it 60/40 odds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43766808
Yeah it's pretty comfy if you get along with your parents. Also helps out because you know you always have somewhere to go.

>>43767163
The dating thing is changing tho, slowly but surely. I think the idea of moving out after 18 is gonna start losing popularity so girls will be open to dating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43767309
It's expensive to live alone these days if you're in the US. Basically someone just needs to not be living the NEET life.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone who isn’t making at least six figures by their mid 20s is a loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>43765456
Femhooman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43767764
Rather than pure digits you should think about purchasing power. Like I live better on 60k/year than someone making 250k/year in SoCal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43769089
>SoCal.
is that even living

[Anonymous No.]

>30
>white
>5'7''
>somewhat toned build
>7/10 face with facial hair, not balding
>STEM background
>employed
>live independent of family
>ambitious
>similar interests to oshi, similar personality type

I would probably have pretty good chances with my oshi, I'd say the chance of getting rejected outright would be 30-40% however the problem is I wouldn't want to date my oshi because then she wouldn't be unattainable anymore and if I got to know her the illusion would be ruined. I love her because she is a distant dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>31
>own house
>have pets
>big loving family
>good pay
>rich parents
>vacation homes
>5'5"
100% rejection rate but modern women don't deserve me anyways which is why I'm working on reviving die glocke

[Anonymous No.]

>>43769427
forgot to add
>full head of hair no grays no dye
>in shape from work and hobbies
>active social life
>still 5'5" though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43769089
If you aren’t able to afford a high tier Audi or Tesla or similar by your mid 20s then you are a failure

[Anonymous No.]

eh doesn't matter rejection aside i'm a girl some of the sexually frustated id's might let me hit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
There are 4 criteria women care about.
6/6/6/6
>At least 6 feet tall
>At least 6 inches
>At least 6/10
>6 figure income
You need 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43770936
Wow I have zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43769630
If you're buying either of those with any amount of money then you're a failure. Either spring for a Lexus, BMW, Genesis, or a Jaguar; or stay with a Honda/Toyota/Ford/ect. Teslas are a fucking gyp and Audi's are just polished Volkswagens, exactly how Lexus are polished Toyotas and Cadillacs are polished Chevys, but at least either of those won't fail randomly like VW/Audi.

[Anonymous No.]

me and my oshi aren't compatible so i would not bother pursuing a relationship even if i had a chance. i will always give her my love and support in return for her making me happy with her activities

[Anonymous No.]

>>43771187
I said “or similar”

[Anonymous No.]

>>43771047
think about if you want your life partner to be someone who judges you purely on your physical attributes and status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43771788
My personality and skills are also 2/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43771941
if you are not satisfied with yourself you will never be satisfied in a relationship. a relationship will not make you satisfied with yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43771445
Those two dog turds aren't similar to anything I listed. They both fit neatly between the price range of something like a Toyota Corolla and Lexus IS 500, they don't offer the freedom that comes with the low price of the Corolla nor the luxury of the Lexus, neither of them are particularly high quality. They're essentially upper-mid class sedans and they serve no other purpose than to be money sinks for the fiscally retarded. Sure, shit like Buicks or Volvo are in the same price range but Buicks have the advantage of being inexpensive to work on when they do fail because GM and Volvo's simply don't fail. There is absolutely nothing similar on the market to Tesla's or Audi's because of their unreliability, difficulty get parts for, and being way too expensive for what they are. Also Tesla's get another negative because their supercharger network is limited and they use that moronic proprietary plug. You chose the absolute two worst brands of cars to reference and it really shows off what kind of person you are if you think those are high-end luxury cars. Either a new-money trust fund brat with your dad's checkbook or the eternal poorfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43772174
I drive a Lucid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43769630
just use your dad's old honda. anything more is unnecessary excess

[Anonymous No.]

>>43772254
Leased?

[Anonymous No.]

Doesn't matter as I don't take no for an answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43772432
Bought in full
I’m a software engineer. I make $275K a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
100%, networking with vtubers kinda made me realize I somehow have unspoken rizz

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
100%, still a college student. No works, no money, the only thing redeemable is im not fat, no smoking, no alcohol and overall 5/10 look

[Anonymous No.]

>>43772485
Then I retract those last two sentences, my apologies, if you bought a Lucid in full you probably haven't had to look at any cars since the day you bought it. I stand by everything else I said though, both Tesla and VW group are garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43772795
I’m better than you because I’m 26 and already have a nice house and a nice car. I literally got a six figure salary right out of college. Plus I’ve made some very good money with crypto and stocks. Poor people are literally just retarded and lazy. If you’re poor, you are choosing to stay that way.

[sage No.]

>>43769630
I bought a house.

[Anonymous No.]

100%, but mainly because I'm lazy and I don't care enough to change my ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
don't work, not worth anything, rapidly dwindling savings, no higher education worth recognizing, unwashed, bad teeth, sub 6 foot height, personality of drywall, humourless

my chances are below negative. they would get a boyfriend just so they could use it to reject me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
Based on THEIR status, they'd reject everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43767163
If you in asian family, even if you the worst at dating or finding another, the parent would just hook you up with some of their friend daughter/son, im not kidding, but we all have a choice to reject of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43772955
You're better than me because you did what I did four years after I did it? Ok chief. I'm 38, live in a 8 bedroom 6 1/2 bath 300 acre ranch in Texas, and that's the only house I'm telling you about. When I got out of school with degrees in computer science, robotics, and a minor in Japanese I helped set up and negotiate the Toyota plants in Mississippi, $180,000/yr out of Ol Miss at 22. Didn't need to gamble like a tomfool like you though. I'm making $400,000ish now and because I worked for Toyota for so long my wife drives a Lexus and myself a Tundra, got em both basically for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43773005
I have a house AND a Lucid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762720
Is this your oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43770936
>0/4 requirements fulfilled
it's over for me, then

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
I'm 30, go to the gym three times a week, have a credit score in the mid 700s, don't owe student loans, own a house, two cars, and I have a career in IT. More importantly, I have little to no romantic experience, so if my oshi were to make a decision based on the former and not the latter, that would be a cause for some concern. Material goods come and go but I am poor as a person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43773905
I’ll make quadruple your salary by your age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43774229
Haha good luck kid, I hope you do. I hope you get exactly what you deserve and I hope you live in interesting times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
Yes. vtubing will ruin these women for life.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyway brokies are all losers and I specifically make sure to be an asshole to retail, grocery and other wagie workers because they’re all fucking losers who seethe when they see my Louis Vuitton and Patek Philippe watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>43765092
net worth isn't the same as income.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably not. I'm decently attractive, rich enough that I wouldn't have to work ever again if I pennypinched and have dick that's way above average, but I have deep-seated anxiety and trust issues from childhood that I think will never leave me. people can sense it eventually and are repulsed or think I'm pathetic. but then again my oshi is a bit autistic so maybe she wouldn't notice

[Anonymous No.]

None of you are that rich…right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43776347
A good many of us are, yeah. I know for a fact from another friends circle that several wealthy YouTube celebrities post here, Mr beast, Linus Sebastian, several other LTT guys, markiplier, jacksepticeye, and a few streamers like XQC and SSSniperWolf all post here.

[Anonymous No.]

100% because my oshi is straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43776916
>Mr beast, Linus Sebastian, several other LTT guys, markiplier, jacksepticeye, and a few streamers like XQC and SSSniperWolf all post here.
bad bait

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you guys care about money so much. Honestly I live with my family in a suburban home. I spend a little of my work money on vidya and trips and I’m pretty satisfied with my life. I don’t think it’ll change much after I graduate uni either

[Anonymous No.]

>>43776347
We all got rich from bitcoin wtf were you doing the last 5 years? lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43777925
Because you can do pretty much anything you want if you’re rich. Travel anywhere you want in the world whenever you want in luxury, wear any clothes you want, drive any car you want, attend the most exclusive events every time (concerts, music festivals, the Super Bowl, etc), home of your dreams without limit, and never have to worry about financial security.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43777602
You wish. I bet you didn't know that Beast is a huge fan of Kizuna Ai and Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43778650
MrBeast has too much of a life to post on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>43778433
I’m not rich but I travel and attend concerts regularly. The rest I don’t really care about

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
Most people posting here probably have some form of social autism and any girl making this much money in their mid 20's is not going to settle for a guy who isn't a 9/10 in personality and making a decent amount of money. Maybe some of the uglier ones would be less picky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43777925
congrats you won the family lottery not everyone does and then you're in the race

[Anonymous No.]

>>43777925
'Money cannot buy happiness' is kind of a lie. Money can't fix things that are inherently broken with you, but if you're not then money is a powerful tool. Knowing that you, your parents, your wife and kids will never go hungry, will never need to feel the chill of the cold, never have to do without and will always be provided for, that's a Godsend and a powerful feeling. You don't have to be all fine wine and caviar, foie gras, and maids and private jets and shit. But when you come home to a nice warm house full of people that you've provided for it's all the difference in the world. That's my main reason for my money, not all the luxury shit. I don't even like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43776347
Everyone on 4chan makes six figures, has a knockout wife, is built like a god, owns his own home, owns several cars, and had all this before 30. If you go on /pol/ or /fit/ they also have this while working in something 'based' like welding, and in /biz/ they all got rich off of crypto.

turns out people tell lies on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43779903
I understand that. I was just confused about how this thread wants to flex le epic mansions and Gucci cockrings. It’s like numberfagging your own life

[Anonymous No.]

>unemployed, never worked before
>autistic
>5'8" (~173 cm)
>living with parents
>in community college
>khhv
>5/10 at best if I got in shape

100% chance of rejection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762562
2

[Anonymous No.]

Early 30's
Single
work in healthcare
Make around $100k/year
5/10 looks, average weight
havent had a gf yet

100% going to get rejected but at least she recognizes my existence sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
40%. Shoots up to 70-80% once I get my shit together

[Anonymous No.]

>All the early 30 year olds
My grandma recently asked me a bunch of questions about why I wasn't married/dating. She wasn't harassing me, just trying to understand. I explained the whole, "girls nowadays have fucked 50 dudes, share their pussies on OF, and will probably just divorce me for half of the shit I'll ever own. Sorry, grandma. No grandkids any time soon." (I said it in much nicer words, though.)

I think guys in their early thirties, like me, will have a shot with girls that are in their early 20s right now in like 5-10 years. Our hunting grounds will really open up when the current political climate starts to shift in a couple of years and girls start to swing back to being more trad. A 10 year age gap is and has always been perfectly acceptable in society, assuming she's at least 20ish years old. Start going to the gym, read more books, and prepare yourself. Your opportunity will come soon. At least, that's my thesis.

As for my oshi, she'd probably not be into it. I'm at a very low point right now, but a year ago? Maybe. At my peak, maybe 15-20% chance of success. But I think she's too in love with her job to ever consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
100% without factoring in any of those things.
Why the fuck would a vtuber date a random fan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43786427
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43781250
My 8bed,6 1/2bath is less a mansion and more of a farmhouse that me, my wife and kids, my ma and pa, her ma, and our living grandparents live in, each with heath issues. Sure, I have 300acres but i use a lot of it as farm. It's a lot of work and my $400,000 is ok until I start paying farmhands and the odd medical experience. Sure, I have a getaway in the Arkansas Ozarks but that's already paid off years ago and it's more of a cabin in the woods for vacations. A lot of these people here runnin on about Gucci and Prada don't even own it. Gucci, btw IS legit high quality, but only their leather stuff. Someone tried to sell me a Gucci ballcap once, it's a fuckin snapback brand with a licence. Walmart sells better ballcaps, but that's beside the point. Guess what I'm getting at is that money is only really good if you got people to spend it on and a reason to spend it, otherwise, yup, it's just numberfagging. By the way, if you've never had caviar before, don't bother unless someone gives it to you, I never found it impressive. Would rather eat the fish that made it.

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi is Korean...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762523
First post is only correct post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43791155
What's up with korean women

[Anonymous No.]

>>43792086
>Redditfrog
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43792922
pls dont be frogphobic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43785327
Pretty similar but I earn less but own a house.
I think I'm a 7/10 but I'm 90% sure I'm going to get rejected. I'd think it could be a good chance if I earned $150k while having a lot of free time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
Like 90% until I land a new job. After that, not really sure since I don't think she's ever talked about what kind of dudes she's into. I don't think she's an honest to God lesbian though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
I'm black. Gooba ain't rejecting me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
If the answer isn’t 100% for all of them you’re fucking delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>43762481
100% broke college student with 0 confidence