/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Fairest Wight Edition

Last thread: >>43241986

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>43253843
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43253853
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>43253843
Frames:
Altare - Final Fantasy XIV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VjYUwUFNyI
Shinri - Signalis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocWbjFzOzic
Flayon - Sonic R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJFjNgdhppA
Hakka - Minecraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqt7Op2bQYo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43253843
sauce: https://twitter.com/sofia_g_sombra/status/1616610259807752193

[Anonymous No.]

leader love!

[Anonymous No.]

ANIKI LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

Maguni love!

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to Altare's Tarkov vod?

[Anonymous No.]

hehehehehe

[Anonymous No.]

Time to have the rp on repeat the whole workday again

[Anonymous No.]

VG LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43254425
pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43254380
google drive leak involving shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>43253900
>Shinri - Signalis
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocWbjFzOzic
Nice titwindow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43253900
for these do you count menshi frames as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43254586
>using google drive to share your nudes
what is this, 2014?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43254040
>>43254203
>>43254289
>>43254291
One of them is not like the others

[Anonymous No.]

>>43254652
sometimes. but they usually set up menshi frames like 30 mins before the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

i keep having dreams of marrying flay and getting mating pressed by him ToT i need more

[Anonymous No.]

>>43253900
Vesper - MS Paint (Menshi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk7S1v0vcnw

[Anonymous No.]

>>43254906
>vesper's frame still aren't added to holodex
why are they slacking, what's the fucking deal with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43255000
>he actually doesn't know
just don't get too attached to him for your own good anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Spoiler] every art with him smiling or laughing hurts my heart because it feels so ephemeral. He's one of the reasons I look forward to surviving another day but I can't even do anything for him back. [/Spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43255000
yeah they're too slow sometimes. i tried to study their bot commands but i'm too dumb for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43255297
>fucking up the spoiler
ok NOW this is a /mans/ thread, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43255297
spoilerchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43255297
spoilerchama...

[Anonymous No.]

What is it with women and fucking up spoiler tags

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone else just felt emotionally exhausted after Valentine's day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43255297
Who is he tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>43255401
Who wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43255561
Phoneposters can't into ctrl+s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43255401
Obviously!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43255417
>>43255435
>>43255437
Don't look at meeee

>>43255713
Meant as a reply to >>43254040
but I jobbed, twice. Yay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43256084
Jobber fanbase for the jobber leader. Sasuga desu ne...

[Anonymous No.]

What is this by the way???

[Anonymous No.]

>>43256236
Makes me feel closer to my oshi, I was feeling down but my own jobber nature cheered me up lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43256480
It's an app that wil let Hololive's most notorious rapists locate your house and molest you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43256658
Hot...
>SAKSJP

[Anonymous No.]

>>43256480
Looks like a forum thing but hololive-centric. Looks promising desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43256658
At last cover is doing something right

[Anonymous No.]

>>43256480
it's where >we will go. i will hornipost about bettel there

[Anonymous No.]

rumau
>>43254668

[Anonymous No.]

I want to protect Leader's smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43257000
they don’t know

[Anonymous No.]

>>43256480
>choose your oshi(s) and have news/events/merch about your oshi(s) displayed
>community forum
>Holoschedule
It's basically like those forum websites for online games. Judging from the UI you can lvl up doing things and acquire points (maybe like having dailies or something). Japanese version this spring, English version afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43256780
>>43256887
This feels like Cover's attempt to moderate online discussions about their talents. Might be good but I don't see it replacing /here/. Another reddit clone I assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43254040
>>43257088
Smiling Altare... I wonder how long we'll get to see it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43257190
I don't know man...>>43257156
I like seeing number go big

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER CUTE~

[Anonymous No.]

Out of your friend which are you?
>>43254040 Truck freak
>>43254203 Crazy ass
>>43254289 Дpyг
>>43254291 The fighter

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1626576477339914240?s=20&t=WectjqcH7IO6gWooHELlFg cute mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>43257290
It will become decently big and bring some discussion from here to there, but it's going to be a hugbox like their reddit and users will self censor due to the nature of accounts. The annoymity here is why people come here to talk about vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

CLOWN MEIDO~

[Anonymous No.]

>>43257644
I would be interested to know his honest thoughts about people pushing things onto him just because of Magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43254380
it's in the video tab instead of the live one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43257773
Considering that he retweeted this, I doubt he cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>43257190
>>43257532
It's not a Reddit clone. It's so zoomer I'd say it's closer to Hoyolab kek
So virtually now every casuals can just use that plus Twitter. It simply erases any reason to use Reddit. A great win for casual Starsfans who want a more accepting environment to just rave about their oshis with other people.
Now they don't need to stoop low in Reddit, nor be disorganized in Twitter, nor be in sekrit Discord, nor be in le ebin 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43257986
But I can't express how much I want to rape Flay and Hakka there :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258080
Pedo-chama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258080
Anon, you're mentally ill. You're not casual.

[Anonymous No.]

It has begun
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45118627?view_adult=true

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258350
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
is this the first one??

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone wants to complete the song on Flay's waiting room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258350
i-is it a genderbend with potion shenanigans or is it actually straight up trans...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258350
>Trans Gavis Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/4VjYUwUFNyI
https://youtu.be/4VjYUwUFNyI
https://youtu.be/4VjYUwUFNyI

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258595
Straight up trans complete with calling the clitor a dick

[Anonymous No.]

why the fuck do we push memberships for supporting our oshi if we now have hard evidence that merch contributes significantly more

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

Magni, Altare, Bettel and Flayon gaming last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>43253843
FF14 HATE
Overwatch 2 HATE
Apex HATE
Fortnite HATE
Valorant HATE
League of Legends HATE
Valheim HATE
Tarkov HATE
Minecraft HATE
Warzone HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258646
yikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258500
>>43258595
>>43258596
first time seeing cunt boys? get comfy youre about to see it a lot more now that new fujos are here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258596
women were a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>43255401
This guy is a mistake>>43255417

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258649
The idea is that memberships give new people incentive to watch more of your oshi's content and maybe they'll become interested enough to decide to pay to renew. It's not just the money, it's the potential to grab new fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>femoids are all tranny lovers
Now that explains the weird Hogwarts Legacy hate /MANS/ apparently has

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258649
Because >we can push for both?
Also, not everyone is able to buy merch (shipping, or even general price), but Tempus membership is generally more affordable even if cut by Youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258749
I'm okay if it's potion stuff or anything else than mental disorder...

[Anonymous No.]

I thought Axel or someone got in trouble for the stickers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258833
WDYM?
Hogwarts Legacy has a trans character.

[Anonymous No.]

My gifted expired today... back to being a filthy greyname...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258833
turns out Altare DOES know what he’s doing after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258918
I thought so too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258833
Literally no one in /mans/ talks about Hogwarts Legacy besides weird Catalog tourists desperate to try to steer attention to their shitpost threads

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my crazy father

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258596
Don't the men here love that shit they have them in the OP picture all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259013
?
I want them to play the wizard game, don't speak for me tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>enabling super stickers
FINALLY

[Anonymous No.]

i love crazy father

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258834
im sure the couple of pennies our boys get from memberships after cuts is worth the pressure they now get to make membership only content

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259039
Anon trans is very different from a genderbent

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259150
Same shit they both involve a retarded way of having a character be more "safe" to look at so it doesn't offend insecure straight males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259144
Nigga, you smell like catalog. How is making regular content for paying members wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259013
The only holostars that play actual video games are vesper, shinri, and flayon.

[Anonymous No.]

AAIIIIEEE HE'S PANDERING TO KOBOKEKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259053
No one cares you old piece of shit let the world rid of faggots who can't let go of hp

[Anonymous No.]

he hates us

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259237
I think you got one, /mans/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259039
genderbents are transphobic. they imply you cannot be a woman without the right genitals or womanly body

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259144
They have to make membership content regardless. I'm sure they appreciate having more people able to watch and enjoy the content instead of it going to only a small group of people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259239
why pressure them to do shit they dont want to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259309
Oh, I see what you’re doing
Always knew the HL haters were catalog tourists

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna take a shit now and think of flayon while doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259330
Where are we uuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259074
>>43259038
rape crazy father

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259055
time to send noob and poop stickers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259375
starsjp didnt really care to make membership content for ages and now theyre being forced because this stupid notion that memberships are the superior way to support was pushed so heavily

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258749
I once saw a JAV where two shemales fucked a guy with a vagina, what's the appeal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259532
Lol, now he's LARPing as a StarsJP fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259561
It's a guy with a vagina, that's the appeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259423
kys I've been here since the beginning I just hate faggots who piss themselves when no one gives a fuck about their retard Wizard game

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259532
tbf it's because youtube was being a jew trying to pander to the advertisers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43258350
>Bettel with a pussy
you think he'd shave down there or would he have a 1970's bush

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259237
I hate to do this, but when the boys are depicted as trans it means that they were born as women who chopped off their tits and call their clit a penis. It is not for men, it's for fujos who have been brainwashed to think that fetishising gay men is problematic so now the fujos are transmen because they think that i like yaoi = i am a gay man

[Anonymous No.]

lmao what. do they have to ask for perms for each halo stream they do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259626
NTA I think you need to kys not because of whatever you just said because I can't read but because of that font.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259626
pathetic photoshop skill, go back to the catalog

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259594
im sorry that i like my oshi to do what they want over feeling obligated to do paywall content. my bad didnt understand what type of fan you were.

[Anonymous No.]

aniki is browing /MANS/ right now! say something nice to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259237
>women
>men who cut their genitals off
I think there's a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

are we being raided? wtf is this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259753
Go back to Catalog dude, you're not convincing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259724
Acceptable criticism

>>43259725
Cope and seethe Wizard fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259654
He would NEVER shave.
Anywhere... >//////<

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259792
Yeah, catalog ameritrannies are raiding us

[Anonymous No.]

Watch stream

[Anonymous No.]

Bully academy Altare is canon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259792
One guy from Catalog desperately trying to get /mans/ to care about the dumb Harry Potter culture war drama threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259837
I can see him being lazy enough to not do it. Shinri helping Bettel shave down there in a neat manner ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259778
Aniki I think you're a pet dog not because you act like one but because you are neutered like one. donmai dane~

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259837
Gavis and his hairy, masculine body kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259778
Get some sleep you dumb dingo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259778
Something nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259792
It's Friday night in the SEA jungle and the monkeys are throwing shit everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop motion sounds like a pain to do

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna kiss everyone in this thread heehee you can't stop me chu chu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259654
>>43259837
He strikes me as the sort who would never shave, meet someone, by some miracle ask them out on a date and in a confused daze the day before realize it might be a good idea to shave, which would result in an uneven shave and downstairs razor burns that would itch like crazy in the middle of the date.

[Anonymous No.]

>43259859
>Americans
>At 9:30 am EST
Your deflection game is weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>43257986
I'd use it just for the announcements and stream notifications.
>accepting environment
Kek, I wish...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259960
I bet you could lit a match on His pubic hair KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260060
Axel, my favorite tempiss whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260066
literally me fr fr....sigh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260067
thank you for proving me right, mr. I’m not even an american

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260060
Axel chu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260060
but thats gay bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259805
everyone else gave a logical answer yet for some reason youre hellbent that memberships are a good thing because you cant save up a few bucks for shipping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260060
I always stare at this gif for a minute when I see it

[Anonymous No.]

HATE Axel Syrios

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK Axel Syrios

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260255
I did not post this

[Anonymous No.]

>that explains why it's so white
you got a problem with that. Altare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260255
>>43260297
hatefuck axel syrios?

[Anonymous No.]

>so.ylent green

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260359
slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260109
You and me both brother/sister, no one but me sees what's going on there so I just trim it with a machine for comfort as short as it would go without nicking the skin.
I tried shaving my dick and balls once with a razor and while it worked the idea still spooks me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260092
chu~
>>43260146
chu~
>>43260152
don't worry bro when I kiss you i'll just suck all the gay away so you can stay straight anon. chu~
>>43260245
chu~

[Anonymous No.]

I am sick of FFXIV.
When are they going to raid together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260359
WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260435
he's 3x slower doing this on stream so never

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260435
When there aren't any better games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43259778
Hey Axel any thoughts on Magni's fanfiction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260435
I know Shinri wanted to do it with him but he was saying that he needs to build up his character since he hasn't played in a long time, and I doubt he's had time to do that with all the other stuff he's been jumping in on recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>Vauthry
>good voice actor

[Anonymous No.]

>/Mans/ replying to bait at this hour.
Why are you like this?!

[Anonymous No.]

>Still talking about bait
Why are you like this?!

[Anonymous No.]

I hate being autistic because I saw on Twitter some talking about how they love Bettel's red flags and couldn't tell if they were serious or joking.

[Anonymous No.]

>red bettel and blue bettel

[Anonymous No.]

how long until he fights the pretty boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260738
Don't worry anon, i can't tell either when it comes to Twitter people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260809
at this pace, maybe in 8 streams...

[Anonymous No.]

chuunibyou off the charts

[Anonymous No.]

What did he mean by that?

[Anonymous No.]

Remind me again why Altare decided to kill his channel by repeatedly streaming ff14? The others were too smart to get tricked into his idea of a raid party or whatever, by he himself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261046
he knows who the trolls are

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260738
I think you fit right in actually.
Can you tell if >we are serious or joking?

[Anonymous No.]

Altare cute

[Anonymous No.]

Axel, I know you're here. Tell me some skills cover would like in their next holostar. I know you got in despite not streaming much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261046
he eats "american-style breakfast" a.k.a bread / cereal, not japanese breakfast, which is rice miso soup etc.

[Anonymous No.]

ahhh my slutty granpire streamed for 8 hours yesterday... i don't feel full. that whore needs to stream MORE.

[Anonymous No.]

i hate those sounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261230
They want someone who is willing to do fujobait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261261
*slurp*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261230
Astel or Kaela level of streaming monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261230
They want a green healer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261060
Fan interaction opportunities, I assume. Altare is really big on being interactive with his community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261230
Just apply, you'll make it if you are what we want

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261293
Despite your delusions no one actually needs or wants you freaks in their fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261205
cute Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261175
>spoiler
It's usually easier here. Twitter is a lot more passive aggressive/expects you to know compared to bait posts for teh lolz. I feel like it's easier to reply here because the board culture naturally assumes youre an autist on top of being anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261422
Vox destroyed his mentals thinking he needed to pander to them to survive, poor guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261060
I miss the rougelike era. I dont watch Altare a lot now even if he streams my time

[Anonymous No.]

His whistling is really nice

[Anonymous No.]

Altare confirmed to be omega on stream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261516
I love the vibrato. Never heard anyone do that before.

[Anonymous No.]

Innocence time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261392
>we
can you get them arma perms

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261392
I'm no lifer who never streamed, nibba

[Anonymous No.]

playing by ear is so cool...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261608
kek no. still have that silly golem quests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261718
You should still try. What could you lose? Not getting the job? lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261783 (me)
aaaand he's doing the role quests... FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Really hoping Shinri will play Hatoful Boyfriend on the off chance of him seeing the glimpses of lore when he was in Flay's stream chat yesterday. Please Shinri, I need someone to do lore justice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261913
FUUUUUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261834
A-Axel-kun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261925
Shinri's finally playing some good games and niggas want him to go back and play meme shit, they really want to kill his momentum huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261718
Start building a repertoire then. Just sitting there without doing anything won't help you in any way.
Besides, speaking quite frankly here. Why the hell would you want to join Holostars if you don't even know if you enjoy streaming or not?

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER IS BLACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261452
Their version of anonymity is making dedicated subaccounts. Their posts fit the image they want for that account. For example, Elon's posts are shitposts. Consider that and you'll understand their posts better.

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER IS A NI-

[Anonymous No.]

AIIIIIEEEEE
HANGING

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261060
He only streams FF14 once a week anon. Killing his channel would be if he streamed this shit every other day.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262157
>becomes black
>immediate gun violence
like pottery

[Anonymous No.]

this looks like a shitpost kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262006
he has no momentum lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262157
I can't believe Leader would do this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262019
For the boys
But yeah, I'm going to build myself up some skills so I won't commit the sin of being boring like Kronii

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262157
wtf happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>43257436
Idk looks like he’s enjoying it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262279
he became black to understand what Vesper is going through

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262322
leader's so kind...

[Anonymous No.]

snailtare is paywalled...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262405
Based

[Anonymous No.]

huh

[Anonymous No.]

WHISTLING ASMR???????

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262405
He's a high class whore unlike Altare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261392
Would Cover hire a Boymoder

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262157
that magni art is kino, where is it from

[Anonymous No.]

listening to Altare talk about his membership reminded me that half of his perks are tied to his podcast

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262558
Please do not apply

[Anonymous No.]

>Do you think you're worthy of being in Snailtare's harem?

[Anonymous No.]

if i don't get flayon's membership before his pokemon watchalong im gonna kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

what a chad...

[Anonymous No.]

How is Leader's ASMR? Is it just soft talking

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare pronounces mimic like memek

[Anonymous No.]

I missed that conversation
WTF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262709
Yes, and roleplay. I wouldn't recommend if you actually want to listen to it for the tingles.

[Anonymous No.]

really thought he was about to slip up and say unwilling

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262575
top of the world mv. not released anywhere i think.

[Anonymous No.]

Snailtare has a bisexual harem...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262068
Delicious brown Gypsy leader UOOH TOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262775
Did Altare's chat try to make him say trans rights again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262709
It's voice-focused. He's done one and it's very bfe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260359
COONT

[Anonymous No.]

hate regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262781
Kek, I would've T4'd on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262615
I'm not even close to as political about it as Flayon or Altare.(I still like them)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262776
>>43262840
I see, thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262781
I was so scared kek

[Anonymous No.]

is there any way I can make the teamup start the week on a Monday

[Anonymous No.]

>>43260547
Is there anything Shinri isn't willing to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262950
For Altare? No.

[Anonymous No.]

rape regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>43261060
>he thought the Korean wouldn't become a FF addicted

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262820
thanks for reminding me of the starsJP AGF... might fap to majin later...

[Anonymous No.]

how long is this going to go?
please get on with the MSQ altare

[Anonymous No.]

I’m excited for Shinto’s Signalis stream today!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43263146
Did he already finish another one of the role quests? Since he needs at least one done for later anyway

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER PAKO

[Anonymous No.]

>sees enter pako
>unmute tab
>"It's my wife!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43263146
about 40 mins i think. he's only doing tank
>>43263221
isn't this his first one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43263376
That's what I'm asking really, if it was his first. I figured it was, but I haven't tuned into the 14 streams in a bit

[Anonymous No.]

cute

[Anonymous No.]

i want magni to spit in my mouth and force me to swallow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43263741
Me first

[Anonymous No.]

>>43263741
That's gross. Tell me more

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1626576477339914240?s=46&t=xdCQUy44d-pVDq8BHdmg4A

Its like thanking the neighbors kid for playing with her son, cute

[Anonymous No.]

Ars bros...

[Anonymous No.]

Today I will rape Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43263871
Can't relate. I'm paying leader in pounds like a good citizen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43263871
thanks anon, i needed something to help me get through the day

[Anonymous No.]

>hyrule historia
kek what a nerd. cute.

[Anonymous No.]

The biggest mystery of the universe is why women love being treated like shit
We'll never figure this one out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43263871
visakek…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264190
We want to fix them
we fucking can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264190

[Anonymous No.]

>>43263871
Just switch to another joke currency

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264190
idk I only want that in my fantasies with Altare

[Anonymous No.]

WDHMBT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264439
YJK

[Anonymous No.]

E-boy outfit incoming

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264439
new reaction image

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264439
What the fuck does this abbreviation even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264569
guessing with context clues: what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262006
hatoful only seems like a meme game though, it's pretty based actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264569
"What does he mean by that" I think. I can't keep with all these random ass abbreviations.

[Anonymous No.]

i CANNOT believe that VG gave us our first Tempus duet cover.
what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262666
anon just spend the 5 dollars..... chat gave out so many yesterday though lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264689
HQ are jobbers

[Anonymous No.]

SHINRI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocWbjFzOzic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocWbjFzOzic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocWbjFzOzic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264689
Axel has some weird complex pls understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264724
Aren't watchalongs T3 for Flayon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264689
I mean, HQ gave us an amazing duet karaoke, so that's something, at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQOcl4yUfTY

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264689
THE IS WAY BETTER THEN A DUET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFTSE4h4SSs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264893
I forgot this happened. I appreciate the effort, but I don't think it's a good cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264893
I respect Axel's ambition, and I thought it was well done, but I'd honestly have preferred a Shiny Spicy duet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264811
just double checked and they're under t2!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264833
yeah it's good but it's not a proper cover.
>>43264893
i love this cover but i want something with just the boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264791
Won't do batsus, won't sing with his boys, I cannot understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264893
i love bad end night but a group cover doesnt allow you to appreciate their voices like a duet would

[Anonymous No.]

>torn from the heavens
chills every fucking time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264969
>Shiny Spicy duet
never going to happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264934
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264934
>>43264969
Why are women like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265130
It's so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>JOBBED

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265160
Suck my dick anon. I just don't think it's very cohesive. This song has been covered to hell and there's just way better stuff out there that I'd rather listen to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264689
donmai~

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264969
shiny spicy is never going to happen best you'll get is spic spicy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265151
I'm craving for a Kintama bro duet, it has even less of a chance happening. Feels bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43264833
Add to that Barbie girl or the Baby it's cold outside one, those were gold. I'm still dying over coy Altare/date-rapist Magni and Ken Altare/Blonde-bimbo-Barbie Magni for personal reasons but man I want an almond duet even if the chances of that happening is slim to none

[Anonymous No.]

jobtare...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265293
The chances are higher than Shiny Spicy. Especially since they were planning to do Baby It's Cold Outside but just kinda forgor

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/QamaSyahmi/status/1626605645402361856?s=20
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265293
Honestly, I think Almond is more likely than Shiny Spicy at this point. Altare won't cover anything that's not in English, which basically means he can't do a cover that they can get perms for, but I could imagine them doing like a joke original song together or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265579
oh nice anima-
>kronii
x's out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265581
shiny spicy could cover getcha

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

is this still the job quest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265581
Altare and Kobo were planning a cover too, not sure if it was shelved or still in production.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265607

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265581
There is a Axel Altare Hakka cover in the works. Axel told Hakka to start recording already

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265579
i keked

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265702
yes. one more quest and instance after this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265579
god damn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265843
and then it's innocence, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265581
I want a joke original song from the Fortnite quartet, complete with Magni's loopstation, Altare's whistles and scuffed cello playing, Shinri's sovl singing and Bettel being Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265851
after the upper kholusia quests, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

So he’s getting close to the best part of Shadowbringers, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

Wait i had no idea Bettlel collab with Kobo, how was it guys? Did you like it? I have nothing to watch but i want to know what am i in for

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265942
>Lv. 77 Paradise Fallen
Yeah... almost...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43266092
It's Kobo so it's good

[Anonymous No.]

shota pilot.... LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

he's gonna ERP with catgirls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43266092
it was fun and very cute, don't expect good gameplay since they were just messing around

[Anonymous No.]

This slut is ERPing

[Anonymous No.]

WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

He's being a whore again

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S DANCING WITH MUSCULAR OJISANS

[Anonymous No.]

THIS WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

Magni would take the money and ask for more

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE when tempus are sluts!

[Anonymous No.]

Embarrassed Altare is so fucking cute it's unbearable AAAAAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

exhibitionist leader...

[Anonymous No.]

altare is such a whore and pako is witnessing it all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43266092
It was cute - they were very nice to each other and Kobo called him "Coach" and "Sir" the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't catch fully if he meant that Axel and Magni would have to dance their drink bills worth or if it was all left for Altare to deal with

[Anonymous No.]

>>43266533
He has to make up for their expenses by WHORING himself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43266092
The best Kobo Tempus collab since Kobalt first Valo.

[Anonymous No.]

Man i would like to watch Shin play signalis but i would rather play it myself, sorry big titty mama, maybe next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43266837
You can probably finish it in like 8 hours. If watching him makes you want to buy it, you should. The devs deserve more attention and success because it’s an amazing game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265579
This should've been Hakka and Bettel as Rei and Asuka respectively as it was during the karaoke yet they inserted Kronii instead. Vesties are forever doomed.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Shinri to get back to that indo horror game, that seemed more fun

[Anonymous No.]

So when are they getting new outfits? Uproar has so many already and they're not that much older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267052
maybe summer/first year anniversary? can't compare them to uproar because they have japan privilege

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267052
>Uproar has so many already and they're not that much older.
Japanese company prease anderstando

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267052
Probably not for a while. It doesn't even sound like they're past the planning stage yet. Maybe first anniversary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43266742
Magni and Axel having a good time at the bar, Axel drinking various beers while Magni gets just one drink but it's expensive. When they leave absolutely drunk off their asses they just say 'put it on our tab'. Altare is once again called to settle the bill...

[Anonymous No.]

shota pilot running a rival cult against altare with his favored mindbroken thrall, second-in-command vesper doing the dirty work for his new leader....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267052
>>43267133
>>43267167
Tempus gets Valentine merch (good) while StarsJP gets nothing. Just wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43266337
holy fuck the fucking SIZE DIFFERENCE ALTARE IS ABOUT TO GET FUCKED LIKE AN ONAHOLE AAAAIIIIEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267186
Altare jobs the dancing. Magni and Axel join in to help him out. In a twist ending Vesper is actually the only pure Tempus. I'm sorry gramps I'll never call you WHORE again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267225
If you're gonna start a tribal fight I'm gonna ask you to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267260
>Vesper is actually the only pure Tempus
Lol, stop LARPing gramps, you're the Tempus WHORE and always will be

[Anonymous No.]

is it time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267052
I love Uproar and Uyu in particular but Uproar needs a bigger shot in the arm than Tempus right now. Uproar is really entertaining even if you can’t speak Japanese so please support them as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267300
Drink your meds. I'm just saying there's no japanese priviledge, just different management.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267260
>Vesper is actually the only pure Tempus
dyrbi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267392
A /stars/beggar huh. such an uncommon sight

[Anonymous No.]

>inventory full
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267451
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267478
Less that and more promoting unity over tribalism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267225
Isnt that because there's White day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267225
Yeah wait for white day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267411
this is objectively wrong but whatever

[Anonymous No.]

God damn it, did I miss more Altare whoring himself out? What did he do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267260
he's a whore that gives blowjobs for free in the gas station bathroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43266960
Keep seething sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267516
>>43267538
StarsJP got both last year. I'm pretty sure they did unless my memory somehow skipped last year even though I wasn't watching in 2021.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267202
competing whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>43265579
This could have been good, if not for the femoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267411
>just different management
Well yeah, Japanese vs EN management

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267587
lol
lmao
You didn't even watch the karaoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267561
stripped and danced in a public place like a slut

[Anonymous No.]

my poor dumb autistic leader gets overwhelmed so easily…

[Anonymous No.]

his clothes sound thick and hot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267597
Well Uproar and the other Starsjp got tons of other merch and shows I think while Tempus have nothing really except for the anniversary and birthdays. I believe that there's japanese privilege but we cant do anything except for waiting

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being in your late 20s and you regularly eat hotdogs, macas, corndogs and multiple bags of chips.
Magni must be a fat disgusting fuck
I love him;

[Anonymous No.]

Leader....

[Anonymous No.]

>just another one of my plans falling through
leader...

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/takogomi/status/1626586342846267392

[Anonymous No.]

>>43262157
>>43262194
I tuned in late, what the fuck is the context to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267952
I want to lay in bed and get suffocated by his actually fat ass...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267978
what happened now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267978
I mean the plan wasn't really feasible to begin with. The only other gungho FF14 player is Flayon maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267992
Nowa with a goatee would be kind of nice for a new outfit
would fix his chin debuff too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268019
Wannabe content creator

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268020
Was pretty clear he reached out to non-Tempus members though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267993
Leader said he was tall, dark and handsome. chat said he was only handsome so he made his model dark and big

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268174
Leader did blackface……..

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268174
I love how childishly stubborn leader is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267834
>japanese privilege
If each boy has a hundred Japanese fans who will buy merchs, they'll get merchs soon. Anyway, overseas shipping fee is such expensive, so unironically it makes sense to give priority to jp. Wish I could get more though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267834
That's more because they're established over there. Tempus' team is honestly more competent than COVER's usual management for something so new, not even one year in.
So yeah, just wait. Their outfits take into account their suggestions too, so it might take longer.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU ALTARE
FINISH THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268218
based racist

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268251
him threatening to hold his breath until he passed out if chat wouldn’t agree with him… ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>haircut

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268174
Why is Magni there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267952
Not necessarily some people are born with fast metabolism

[Anonymous No.]

leader will NEVER finish shadowbringers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268392
Didn't he just get a haircut for the offcollab

[Anonymous No.]

OTSUTARE!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268425
not quite how that works

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare never has to redirect to Vesper again while streaming in his morning slot because Shinri streams right before him

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268419
He was going to kill Magni if chat didn't call him tall dark and handsome

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1626632808805302280
birb...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268265
I hope the voice packs sold well due to the lack of shipping and it encourages them to do more audio content like voice dramas, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268482
what is wrong with that guy's cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268482
Yume plz we don't need to see your sec tape with readah

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268425
Fast metabolism isn't going to help you if you have shitty sleep schedules, spend most of your time sitting down and you are older (like magni)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268482
altnowa make up sex lookin good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268549
Tbf Magni has been working out and he is self-conscious about his figure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268482
What are they doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268599
kissing on the lips
you should try it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268599
they're just wrestling

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268488
Well whatever it is some people dont gain weight despite what they eat. I'm in mid/late 20's and I eat all kinds of shit yet im scrawny af

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268529
What kind of VPs would you like to see one day? Like, what would the ideal voice pack in your eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268549
It will. t. late twenties anon that spends most of his time sitting down and eating fastfood. I sleep at 4 AM and wake at 11 AM. Unhealthy habits aren't going to catch up to you until you get to your mid thirties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268529
Yeah, I want more online contents too. I wish their voicepack had sold well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268549
See this >>43268662

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268500
TAKE ALL MY MONEY HAKKA

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268732
o7 Enjoy your vacation, you sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268667
I want Tempus adventure drama cd so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268732
AIIIEEEEE THAT'S TOO LEWD

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268732
TOO LEWD

[Anonymous No.]

you have to burn corpses in this game like RE1?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268667
This would obviously never happen, but the story is the guild members are all searching for Dez, who has been missing for two days, thinking he's been kidnapped, but Yantare has just been holding him captive in the basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268782
What was Machi thinking when he requested for this emote?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268549
I also never work out and my sleeping schedule is fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268732
MEDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268813
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268732
YOU SICK FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268845
>medios
jobber

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268823
Perverted things of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268845
>>43268866
kek like oshi like fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268823
maybe hypnotic ero comic

[Anonymous No.]

I love all the ToT posters and the people who bring out the ToT posters here, you guys make my day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268549
I'm 31, have the shittiest sleep schedule known to man, eat garbage most of the time and yet I'm still firmly stuck at 43kg max.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268667
NTA but I'd mostly like another otome-like scenario from Flayon and more from Magni in general (I'd be happy with BFE crumbs from him honestly but basically anything he comes up with and wants to do would be great and I'll trust Maglord's creativity).

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268549
magni’s too self concious to let himself go like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268790
Yeah or they’ll eventually get back up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268851
Altare calmly lying to everyone, going "Dez? Haven't seen him, must be off on some...alchemy business...", Dez's muffled screams going "Heeeeelp! Altare you sick fuck, when I get free I'm gonna--!!", Altare brainwashing him into being loyal to the guild again, Axel going "Maguni's missing? He's probably just out taking a shit, you know"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268931
>"making" this anon's "day"
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268813
I read that as two years at first and ToT Magni’s all broken already…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268823
He's a pervert in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268984
I love you one guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268976
lol this is actually pretty silly even with the yantare brainrot it would be nice to hear

[Anonymous No.]

>>43267952
How new? The only thing fat about Magni is his huge dumpy. I'll go kms now chu~

[Anonymous No.]

i will get my destined vesmachi collab one day. i belieb

[Anonymous No.]

>made a “joke” about having to sell himself to dirty old men like Griffith in Berserk to pay for guild fees
>can’t stop stripping and dancing for his fans and any muscular ojisans he happens to see
You all called Vesper a whore, but Altare is the true WHORE of Tempus. No one else has actually committed to selling their body to fans and investors like he has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43269209
vesmachi shippers might be the most delusional on this thread and that's saying a LOT

[Anonymous No.]

>gasp

[Anonymous No.]

>>43269229
Bruh he’s just a dedicated guild leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>43269272
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1626636338681217036?s=46&t=9wb5QM7q2Z_snneSEFrNVQ
Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on with all these bots? Is it because leader wrote “commission” or what

[Anonymous No.]

I keep thinking about flay telling altare he should do a sexy voice for the killer in zeno....he just like me....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43269358
Does he have no social media past at all

[Anonymous No.]

so is flayon playing sonic r just so he can listen to the music?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43269358
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43269130
Lol yeah, I'm imagining it as a kind of comedy bit where the punchline is them walking into the basement and finding Altare and Dez and just kind of sighing and going "...again, leader?" and then Altare does an evil laugh, is silent for a moment and then just says "So guys, next poker night tomorrow?" and whistles merrily as he unties a mentally exhausted Dez and leads him back upstairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43269358
Did he talk about what he's looking for exactly on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43268823
He asks the same question

[Anonymous No.]

>>43269229
Vesper will do ANYTHING for alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43269368
i hope they finish it next week, it just started to get good at the end... i need my yantare...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43269490
anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43269229
they're all whores, anon. tempus is a guild of whores, just with varying levels of public whorishness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43269492
seems like they will considering how enthusiastic flay was about finishing it next week when altare suggested it

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hGFpHK9TgY

[Anonymous No.]

>>43269652
Remembering Magni's "I'll love anyone who gives me money"