/ggg/- Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>43105447

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Gura?

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Gurass

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This thread is a curry and turtle penis free zone

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>What is Gawr Gura?
Gura is a shark. Gura shark vtuber Gura is our WIFE the one and only vtuber shark Gura vtuber her husband? yeah, me. gawr gura my shark wife

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yummy yummy in my tummy

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I love my wife so much!!

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>>43115371
you forgot chihuahua ass and something about welfare

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Gura is my waifu!

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>>43115371

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Gura is my wife btw

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I am the King of the chumbuds and the biggest lover if Gawr Gura.

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Goobnight fr this time. Long live the Shark.

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>>43115369
not even close

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>>43115451
sleep tight zoomerbud

[Anonymous No.]

Getting sex through your boss holding the others welfare hostage is rape

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>>43115432
yeah ,min.e

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Why is there an orange bug in most of Gura's streams?

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my wife

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>>43115506
That orange bug is me, Gura's husband

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>>43115503
I collect the welfare checks for a living for free, though? and watch gura streams???

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>>43115320
Gura after she finishes her Trident Dance Choreography lesson.

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And nothing about that says social skills you arent courting them getting to know them or making them want you you're forcing yourself through circumstance its sad

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>>43115506
What did you call me?

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>>43115432
yaeh, minee.

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stinklords

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So, is there another Gura announcement on saturday? I am losing track of all the announcements...

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>>43115562
Whats your obsession with welfare checks

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>>43115604
go to sleep bud you're drunk

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Gura should just give me her cunny already!

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>>43115628
Yes. The other girls are all saying to look forward to Saturday too so who fucking knows what it is.

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>>43115630
no welfareu no laifu

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>>43115628
she's announcing her engagement to me

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>>43115662
Saturday is Inner's 3D, but I don't know if it's what Gura was referring to.

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>>43115683
i wrote this post
>pic related: captcha

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>>43115724
Oh is it. I honestly checked the fuck out for everyone's date except Gura's.

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>>43115562
You also dont get sex

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>>43115724
who is "inner"?

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>>43115662
But I thought they meant Ina's 3D, no?

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>>43115768
Ninom Inanus.

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>>43115768
Ninner, y'know the walking tentacle rape

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly don't know what to do now, I've given into my frustrations but what now?

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>>43115762
well yea silly billy! ofc I don't get sex because they don't give out sex tokens for people who got injured working at mcdonalds (me)

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>>43115817
Are you living off of welfare checks or are you working minimum wage which is it?

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You should post dino

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>>43115583
>you arent courting them
nah, I always hit the tennis courts with 'em after I dick 'em down.
AWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Can somebody give me a summary of Gura's life story?

How did a cute shark girl that debut in 2020 turned into a sex symbol for pedophiles

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>>43115873
You dont even have the athletic ability to leave your house what are you on about

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>>43115854
mcdonalds were dark days, but the holy spirit caused me to slip on some fryer grease, it's like that joy division song y'know?
"god in his wisdom made me slip on fryer grease
god in his wisdom made me get disability checks"

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>>43115938
Bean Gura

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>>43115983
So you're our resident cripple? How do you expect to get with gura when you cant even get up

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>>43115934
sounds like you just....
DON'T HIT THE COURTS FAGGOT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfsuo2Q1dEM&t=5925s
Doesn't sound like it is related to Ina's 3D, she's talking about something she wants to show us.

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>>43116035
not the corporate owned ones no a life of free will is one well lived

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>>43116025
gura is a shark
gura can swim and I can use my arms to hold her. gura is literally the perfect girl for me

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>>43116088
>swim
ESL kun shes not puri prisoner you will never be her husband

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>>43116071
>no a life of free will is one well lived
the free will to work at mcdonalds for a living
the free will to collect welfare checks

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>>43116164
why are you doing that, forget hobbys you wont even have the money to support the wife?

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I just noticed how weird the threads have been lately. Lots of nonsensical discussions... I really miss my chumbies.

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Quick question. Why did you post that turtle dick video last thread when if you search youtube for turtle penis, the first, 2.2 million view video where the turtle shoots a massive load is way worse/better? The turtle in your video didn't even get hard. It was lame as fuck. At least try next time.

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>>43116139
no, you don't get it. gura has a tail, I stay in the pool and collect welfare checks. gura swims up to me in the pool and I hold her because she is my wife. get it, nerd? gura is the perfect girl for me.

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>>43116193
You're all alone in the midst of shitters and the insecure beware

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Sometimes I fucking hate my job and want to quit but then I can't buy Gura merch and send her akas

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>>43116041
Gura really likes the announcement announcement announcement jokes. We should maek more of them

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>>43116234
I dont think you get it nigger, you have to have functioning legs for her to be attracted to you its not going to happen

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>>43116193
Our resident asylum patient broke free from his straitjacket and has been going at it for a while.

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I was evaluated poorly by my boss. He claim that I was watching too much videos during work and that anime shark girl is distracting me for performing better.

As such, I did not get a salary raise for this year because of Gura, I think I understand what my boss mean... Who should be my next oshi?

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Why did Cover want their paper bag back?

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>>43116300
obsessive company

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>>43115855

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>>43116300
I think Gura is so sleep deprived that she heard a joke and thought it was serious.

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>>43116273
gura has literally never specified on stream that she's only attracted to people with working legs? gura isn ot a bigot. she's the perfect girl for me

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>>43116041
Realistically it would be announcement of her new outfit + daki. If I remember correctly, deadbeats got slipper for Mori's merch

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I'm not going to buy the daki, but I'm going to larp like I did.

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I'm going to buy 3 dakis

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>>43116283
That's weird. I CC'd my boss and CEO some Gura cunny and they promoted me.

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>>43116356
>bigot
You dont need to specify that a cripple is a cripple, your chances of getting with her are abysmal to someone with working legs and genitals she is the perfect girl for you to want because you dont have her

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>>43116283
>Who should be my next oshi?
switch to ame so you can impr0ve yourslef

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>>43116444
where do you work anon i want to join

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>>43116356
Perfect time to say this but you dont have hobbies you first need to develop working legs

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>>43116445
no. gura is the type of girl to like a man with a nice, above ground pool. I have a nice, above ground pool otherwise how could I have a pool for her to swim to me in? that
s why gura is the perfect girl for me - just the kind to appreciate a good pool to swim in. she has a tail and can swim to me and that's when I'll hold her in my arms because she's my wife?

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>>43116587
You cant even stay in the pool without drowning nor afford one with only welfare, compared to me and my ocean house theres an obvious choice which is me her husband, she does not long to save the cripple from drowning constantly

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>>43116507
I was having a zoom meeting with screenshare on. Some faggot was sharing shark cunny on /ggg/ and I accidently showed my web browser to my colleagues. Some of my female colleague don't look too impressed.

What should I do? Fuck the guy who post cunny here without filters. Don't do it again.

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>>43116444
Wait that was you? you've just earnt another promotion, I'll let you babysit my daughter tonight.

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>>43116587
your luggage on wheels anon move out of the motel first

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>>43116041
>I have a very fun thing I'M gonna show you guys
Yeah, how anyone can think this means Ina's 3D or even the Apex tourney is beyond me

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>>43116661
sorry bud my mistake

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>>43116795

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>>43116747
pretty sure it was her valentines plans which got blocked by cover

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>>43116840
Never mind she said saturday the announcement x3 still hasnt happened, cover still shit the bed for blocking the sharkwife who wanted to see me though

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>>43116840
It's stunning how many didn't get a clue when she told us what she was planning, cover as always blocking her ideas through mandatory collabs that could have been done some other time.

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I just goomed.

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>>43116795
uuuuooooohhhhhh
>>43116955
i wouldn't be surprised if cover told the girls to not go heavy into gfe due to brand image or some shit

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>>43116657
you still don't understand do you? I have an above ground pool and float comfortably with a tube shaped like a donut, I need a girl who can swim and appreciates a nice above ground pool. gura has a tail and is a shark -- the only girl who both has a tail, can swim, and is a shark, but can also eat sweets and use turbotax to do her taxes, right? so, the game was rigged from the start - gura is my perfect girl, she can eat sweets AND do taxes AND has a tail AND can swim so no amount of welfare that needs to be SAVED UP for this purpose is too much (because, as stated before, the above-ground pool is already PAIDFOR and not a CONTINUOUS EXPENSE) is it making sense now?

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>>43116955
typical shit managing that collab could have been done on different day
>>43117011
after the valentines thing no way

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>>43116955
>>43117011
>>43116840
Dumb schizos.

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I think it's gonna be a song or some project like that. Feels like the most likely thing to me.

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>>43116840
And she's going to do this sandwiched between Ina's 3D showcase and the Apex Tournament? Would she still be awake to have enough energy for a stream if it is a stream? Don't really have to wait long to find out what it is so we'll see.

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>>43117045
Hello intern-kun please kill yourself.

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>>43117094
Thanks for confirming.

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>>43117071
It could be the deco*27 song or her new intro
>>43117074
Ina's 3D is Shark time +2, so she has time for a short stream

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>>43117116
Thank you for confirming too.

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>>43117027
When was it said she used turbotax or is that more headcannon, like you owning a pool you arent fooling anyone it doesnt need to be a continuous expense you cant even afford a place that has one in the first place on welfare with your basket motel, nor afford the sweets it takes to feed her and if you think thats all it takes to keep her satisfied woah boy cripple you have another thing coming, Its a good thing I can actually accommodate her needs unlike you who knows so little about her

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reminder

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>>43117045
cover literally blocked her from valentines plans today with this collab

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>>43117250
I have a different spear I'd like to stab her with

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Ok pajeet, you've hard your fun. It's been a few hours can you cool it now?

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>>43117296

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>>43117265
Are you going to blame the dance lessons too? They should give all of EN a day off, they're overworked.

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I love tired voice Gura so much. I need more.

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>>43117316
Is it a pajeet thing to hate cover and managers?

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>>43117316
>you've hard your fun
Holy shit an ESL in the wild but no this keeps going ignore it, it should not be personal for you unless you really did something wrong

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I don't understand what makes Gawr Gura so sexually appealing to both males and females?

She is flat chested, short, childlike and has a bratty attitude. I see nothing womanly about her.

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>>43117401
UOH

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>>43117197
no you don't understand gura lives on her own right? so she can do her taxes and most people use turbotax for that. so she can do taxes and swim in the pool with me, it's not a hotel it's a doublewide gura is a simple girl materially she just needs space for her stuffed animals and all that well guess what she can keep them in the living room because she's the only one I need to share the space with since my cousin moved out with his new wife. I really don't understand how you're not getting this anon it
s simple gura is the girl for me and I have a nice above-ground pool she appreciates a good pool, she sees it and swims in it and marries me once I make her a good plate of mcdonalds (gura likes mcdonalds, I can afford a lot of it on welfare and they give me discounts since I fucked up my back working there) like c'mon anon it's simple simple simple gura is a big time wife prospect for me because she's the only one that will be my wife gura appreciates a man with a good above ground pool that can get her mcdonalds for cheap

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>>43117353
Why the actual fuck do they need dance lessons when council already dropped in did their thing and stopped sounds more than just dance lessons to me, and yes they are clearly overworked what is happening over there

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>>43117401
You must be gay or something for failing to see her womanly features.

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Eww it replied to me. God forbid I make a typo at three in the morning.
>>43117376
No, but it's a pajeet thing to reply to himself over the course of multiple threads while pretending that he's talking to staff. If he got smacked I'm pretty sure half the posts in the tread atm would disappear.

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>>43117437
Welcome to nippon shawtee.

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>>43117401
They’re pedos, obviously

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>43116795
holy based

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Is that normal that I am still thinking about Gura's front part?

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>>43117600
Yes. It's expected, really.

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>>43117436
>most people use turbotax
so head cannon no confirmation, gura lives on her own then when I marry her we live together its that simple, simple is a way to admit you havent thought it out at all, the girl needs company company a troon cripple cant give, you cant chase her around the house and have her squeal you can only pray on your hot wheels, a room with stuffies for her is fine but how will you clean up after her constant messes? you cant do that you cant even reach the vacuum cripple. dealing with her constant anxiety and emotional struggles seems to be too much for you since you see her as simple simple simple, but again thats where I go beyond the stumps of the simple cripple. You have no ability to sustain her and not only that I can give her better food. Understand this cripple you never stood a chance

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>>43117600
Very normal. I dream of cunny.

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>>43117491
I get that japs overwork themselves I just dont get what in this case

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>>43117641
no, you need to understand that you don't even own an above ground pool. she already lives in a mess because she's gura and she' thinks more about having a nice above ground pool than the fact that she's kind of messy because she's on land despite being a shark, gura is going to be my wife anon accept it that's the way it's going to be anon it's in the bag in the can but not in the shitter because the shitter is where turds go but gura is not a turd, she's my WIFE you disrespectful FUCK

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>>43117488
This has been said before and was still wrong after the ban there are multiple pajeet boogeymen here.

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sex with gura

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>>43117715
I dont need a pool when I have the entire sea cripple, she doesnt want someone who cant even chase after her or keep up with her mentally and you lack both requirement in your soon to be foreclosed shack, she doesnt need to think about being messy because she just is you who does not understand at all, it is the husbands job to take care of that and one such role you are incapable of doing, the only thing that is in the bad is your restraining order from me and guras wedding you naive troon cripple

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>>43117488
Tread? Are you sure you're from around here?

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>>43117731
I still can't believe she actually wants to have sex with us.

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>>43118020
>us
just me

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>>43118020
>us
No delusion, just me she made it pretty clear

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>>43118052
She was using the plural form of you the entire time.

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>>43118069
>you guys
No she said you cope harder

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>>43118020
What else are prostitutes going to do?

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How does Gura imagine the appearance of an average chumbud IRL?

I hope she sees use a tall, masculine and big dicks.

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Man that stream was so cute.

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>>43118189
prostitute? Who you?

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>>43118211
>tall
if she doesnt see you as tall then your shorter than 5'6.............

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>>43118189
Why are you talking about your mother?

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>>43118245
I think he was talking about his mom.

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same

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>>43118283
Right I forgot gura was chaste

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>>43118286
mating press

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>>43118286
My maid before she give me my daily spongebath TuT

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>>43118286
Continue

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>>43118286
Based ToT

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>>43118211
the average chumbud has been seen at expos take a look for yourself at our mental image

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>>43118349
The mental imagine of an average chumbud can't be that gross right?

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>>43118286
has /ggg/ been given special privileges?
how does this hero keep getting away with it?

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>>43118286
I literally just fapped to this and the Ina and kanata one side by side

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>>43118414
Its not this

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I am going to spend my valentines with beer, onaholes and a photo album of Gura's cunny for tonight.

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>>43118607
Same but whiskey for me

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>>43118607
share that photo album here what artists

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>>43118607
I will replay the valentines stream Gura did as background noise too.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what happened to that one chummie and his sister?

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Will there ever be some sort of standalone release of Gura's 3D birthday concert? Or will we just never know what she was saying in those first few seconds that were mute?. Also still kind of baffles me how she just cut the stream on a black screen afterward without actually saying bye herself, but watching it again I can definitely tell how stressed and nervous she was.

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I don't want to rewatch the collab, can someone confirm that Gura said she was carsick for me?

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>>43119004
Yeah, she mentioned getting motion sick in the car.

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>>43119026
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Gura had time to groom herself while being alone in Japan without her usual selfcare products.

I imagine her little cunny starting to grow back some hair.

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>remembered the archives exist, literally one post about Gura being carsick
Wow, you know something went wrong when something that important got so little attention.

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>>43119126
Its okay i’m brushing her pubes right now

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>>43119151
>you know something went wrong when something that important got so little attention.
Newbud it's not a big deal because anyone who watches streams knew about her motion sickness already

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>>43119204
Newfag she's bald

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>>43119216
>he doesn't think Gura being the slightest bit unwell is a cataclysmic event
What's wrong with you?

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>>43119234
Newfag she cant shave right now
Ina told me

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>>43119276
Newfag the girls confirmed shes bald

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>>43119234
Bald ones are Gura, Kiara, Fauna

I can only think they are the only ones who do that. The rest either trim or just let it go wild.

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>>43119329
>fauna
bad rrat girl has a forest

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Literally me except I'm by myself

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>>43119329
saying Gura did something is inaccurate, Gura was born with a permanently bald cunny

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>>43119329
>lacks critical information

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>>43098172
The tweet from Kiara right before suddenly makes a lot more sense. She was trying to expose Gura for being at the studio and not Subaru's house after being implied it was an offcollab. The only time Kiara mentions Gura is to either try and knock her down a peg or to leech off her numbers.

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>>43119386
But fauna is cunny just like her oshi

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>>43119791
No its not its hairy and grown like an adult woman chasing after lolis

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>>43119765
>Subaru's house

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>>43119765
no wonder she didnt feel very chipper while being forced to be in the same house with 2 of the co-workers that she dislikes most...
also being in japan with ina -> goes out a lot with ina shopping, food, etc.
kiara and mori return to japan -> hides in her room

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oh nyo he's replying to himself again

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>>43119963
Retard

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>>43119971
(you)

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Atleast change your posting style sis

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>>43119971

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>>43119963
Yea, its about time for the retards to wake up. I'm still thinking about Gura asking me to go back to her place for "Rhythm games" though. God thats hot.

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>>43120015
>>43120017
>>43120018
these boogeymen are in your heads

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I’m Gura’s pee crystal

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Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive is a place for unity. They share close bonds like sisters.

Name me the members that have quarreled with Gura before. None.

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If you dont want to feel guilty stop forcing someone its that simple, you're defending yourself like poltroon despite your guilt its unproductive

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Did anyone make this into a gif?
https://twitter.com/koyonept_u/status/1623379327114186753

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>>43120085
All me anon

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>>43120201
the mentality of the average >>43119963

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>>43120234
(you)

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>>43120177
You can be a cuck somewhere else

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>>43120250
What about it makes him a cuck if it isnt happening?

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>>43119840
Proof

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>>43119004
how does she even survive? EVERYTHING makes her sick or turns her into an anxiety-riddled mess. most fragile person ever

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>>43119329
Proof?

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>>43120290
I can save her...

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>>43120195
I don't think so? Maybe I missed it.

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>>43120290
Just like her off-collab anon
Its not happening, she is just acting

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>>43120250
>>43112981
>>43112733
you write like a sissy lol

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>>43120290
motion sickness isnt anxiety if that's what the car vomit was

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>>43120290
She's not surviving. Gura wants nothing more than to lock herself in her bedroom for the next 6 months but she's forcing herself to do all this for her fans, pressure from management and pressure from myth members.

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>>43120344
>Replied to me out of nowhere
I see you're still angry. Sperg.

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>>43120290
Gura should live with me. I'll take care of her.

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>>43120381
I’m so proud of her, escaping from comfort zone is not easy, i know how that feels

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>>43120401
ok samefag

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>>43120413
It's more than that like >>43120381
said its pressure and pressure can be manipulative depending on what shes forced into

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura's doctor yells at her for drinking red bull do you think she'll tell us about it? that's not sick-related enough it might slip through.

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>>43120477
I dont understand your reply but i still love gura and still proud of her

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>>43120485
As you said, it might slip through

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I'd cringe too if I had to listen to Kiara make that high pitch sound right next to me.

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>>43120477
force Gura into eating the shirako with peer pressure >:)

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>>43120485
>been drinking caffeine non-stop in Japan
Retard

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>>43120554
fan pressure

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>>43120554
The emotes and meme language really make you stand out sis

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>>43120195

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https://twitter.com/holo27_info/status/1625797132631560192
Gura/Bae Holo27 song

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>>43120583
I wish you schizos would finger as many posts as you think the meido will tolerate when you make these posts. It would be funny to watch how wrong you are.

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>>43120633
All I said is it makes you stand out sis not sure what youre ranting on

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>>43120630
cute

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i will be Gura's mommy wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43120632
I was expecting it but I was still hoping for a solo. Sounds like a food song though should be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43120632
might b good, but man I really hope she premiers a new solo og in her normal holofes appearance now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43120632
https://twitter.com/holo27_info/status/1625797493001981952

[Anonymous No.]

>>43120666
Wrong anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43120632
Weird teeth duo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43120632
Cool, but I hope this isn't the "surprise" she was referring to, cause that would be disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43120736
Right one apparently say hi to cooldown for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43120753
look at the date/time
>>43120684

[Anonymous No.]

>>43120485
There's no doctor. Gura said she got approval from her doctor, but no doctor would allow anyone remotely sick to go overseas for multiple months.
Unless the original plan was to be there for two weeks to record Holofes and then management sprung up the 3D live while already in Japan. That actually makes a lot of sense considering Kiara, Ame, and Ina were previously in Japan, presumably to record Holofes, but then came back to Japan shortly after. Why would you buy expensive plane tickets just to go home for two weeks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43120777
Spell it out for us. I'm too tired and dumb to parse timezone bullshit right now.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still mad at pink bitch, we were so close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43120938
it's a thursday midnight/ friday release in japan, so not related to her saturday announcement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43121014
That's the release on streaming services isn't it? Maybe the announcement is the video release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43120938
The 17th is Friday JST. It’s before her announcement.
>>43121105
Pretty sure all the Holo27 releases have been simultaneous with MV

[Anonymous No.]

>>43121132
thank god, I want an actual surprise in saturday for once, that 3D reveal yesterday was anticlimactic af

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw another group song by farhan

[Anonymous No.]

>>43121426
Farhan is fine. nonfiction and thousand years are both good songs

[Anonymous No.]

Is that normal that I am still thinking of that sweaty gamer who bow to the Taiko machine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43121472
Yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43121454
Highly disagree with thousand years but nonfiction is alright.

[Anonymous No.]

chumputer is back. like gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>43121454
reflect and myth or treat are way better as example of his good works

[Anonymous No.]

>>43120736
Why is Gura wearing stockings and gloves on the beach and why does she have Nachomama's alien thing? Also T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>43121588
I'd call those great songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43121584
appreciated it bud, glad you still around

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'll goom and go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43121730
Shark dreams

[Anonymous No.]

henlo wumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43121730
>>43121865
Goom and dream about the love making we have been denied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43121454
>>43121504
Non Fiction wasn’t Farhan. It was Elliott Hsu, an old friend of Mori’s from the Japanese scene who also did Ouroboros from her UnAlive album (https://youtu.be/r1Iq738NU5o)) and Ibasho for PriConne (https://youtu.be/gwlPwQLSeQk).).

[Anonymous No.]

>>43121952
I'm still pissed off at Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43122047
This. Gooming after getting cockblocked will literally turn you into a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1625811192278298624
Are you proud of her, chumbies?

[Anonymous No.]

I know many aren't hype but I'm still excited to see Gura's small girl mannerisms in studio 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43122164
If you aren’t jerking off in a corner while another man fucks them it isn’t cucking. Words have meanings.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i have been awfully busy in the past few days so i haven't been able to keep myself up to date, have there been any shark sightings in other holomember streams aside from the off-collab and the valentines VN?

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna gobble guras meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43122343
That's a little boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43122351
Nyo, shark busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43122343
I like what I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>43122503

[Anonymous No.]

>>43122343
Licky licky flat tummy touchy touchy flat chest.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello chumbies, sorry if this is off topic but i did some research last night on the Amesame spammer that shits on both our threads.
Apparently he is for the most part a teamate, so as one i have to apologize for his schizo behaviour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43122164
>>43122264
Just do what that one chummie did, go fuck your sister.

[Anonymous No.]

We're all househusbands and Gura is the busy wife that is always at work and rarely home with us

[Anonymous No.]

>>43122659
My sisters are hags and I'm not allowed near my nieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43122746
told you not to UOH at your niece irl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43122351
>>43122521
i just checked clipnigger channels and there's a clip of her showing up in a shuba stream you LIAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>43122772
Sorry man I thought you know about it since you know the VN and myth off collab my bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43122746
>I'm not allowed near my nieces.
That doesn't mean your nieces aren't allowed near you, if their parents tell them not to go near you they will most likely rebel and seek you out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43122872
i forgive you, but only because you posted a cute gif of my retarded daughterwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43122746
>I'm not allowed near my nieces
Why are guys like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43123103
if only you know how old his nieces are...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43123103
it's only a few bad apples chumbud, i treat my nieces and nephews well. they love me and always beg my siblings to visit me so they can play games with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43123265
same, to my nieces i'm their cool uncle

[Anonymous No.]

#GuraTV

[Anonymous No.]

>>43123288
i tried being the cool uncle but ended up becoming the funny uncly because of the silly voices and faces i make

[Anonymous No.]

>>43123314
>uncly
unlce*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43123343
>unlce
uncle** i'm retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>43123343
Bud...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43123343
strokebudchamma...

[Anonymous No.]

depressed chumbies...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

good morning chungies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43124085
i have glasses too

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning chumbiechamas
Not a lot of sleep after last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>43124198
>>43124085
Goob morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>43124346
wow she looks comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43124198
What did you do last night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43118211
I'm tall, masculine and have a big dick.

Anyway, gonna do my reps. Don't forget your reps chumbud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43124519
Stay up late to watch the offcollab and then spend another hour discussing it afterwards
I'm an eurobud

[Anonymous No.]

G-gura called my office shoes old man shoes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43124729
I'll use them more just to spite this brat
without socks and mirror shined

[Anonymous No.]

How will she make up the shortened Valentine's stream to us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43124908
Like she said, she will invite us to the karaoke dinner (with the chance to come home with her if it goes well) soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43115419
>>43120554
>>43120579
Kill yourself faggot
>>43118349
The average chumbud doesn't go to cons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098172
This is a grudgepost
>>42967799
>>42968287
>>42970350
You retards all called me as schizo and an anti when all I ever did was post evidence showing she wasn't there, and never once said anything bad about her. I'm a better chumbud than you are because I didn't think "Gura didn't go" means "Gura is a bad person"

>>42968327
>>42968342
>>42968398
>>42968440
>>42968551
>>42968568
>>42968840
>>42968984
>>42969360
>>42970386
>>42970409
>>42970418
>>43004993
>>43005044
>>43005396
>>43005538
>>43005567
>>43005676
>>43005694
>>43006242
>>43006524
picrel NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125191
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125191
Ok, here's your trophy. Gura was too busy or sick to make it on that day despite planning to go initially.
Now post cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125191
so many cuckolds...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125191
but she lied though, what else is she gonna do after that? more lies of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125191
you did great btfoing them yesbud, I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125191
You started him up again, congrats

[Anonymous No.]

Wife retweets

[Anonymous No.]

WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

WIFE RT

[Anonymous No.]

MY WIFE IS AWAKE

[Anonymous No.]

Why do I never get twitter notifs anymore? Broke like a few days ago

[Anonymous No.]

GO TO FUCKING BED YOU CHILD

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125191
Too many fucking reddit retards here that calls every post they don't like a boogeyman

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125191
>This anon makes a grudge post about information only Gura could have known
>Gura starts retweeting art a minute later
hmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125191
based, i personally blessed for your service, amazing works you are a god works, we need to purge those cucks from our fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125441
She probably just got home...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125441
she is a zoomer who needs to be awake until at least midnight
pls undastand

[Anonymous No.]

Gooby let me cuddle with you! I know you're here!

[Anonymous No.]

I need to know the girl she dated

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125191
told you already she is a liar, chumbies here wont accept that truth though

[Anonymous No.]

Poor Gura probably just back home...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125538
yea its 20.05 in tokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125476
She said she would be there for 7~10 days since the comeback stream so doubtful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125191
we keep losing to the chadbuds, what do we do now fellow yesbuds?...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125553
It's 2206 dumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125553
Dumbud it's 22:07
>>43125599
Retardbud I meant her hotel/home/place of staying in Tokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125609
>>43125628
fuck first typo, now its hard to read time
what is wrong with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125191
>Unironically grudgepost
>All I did was posting proof
No you did not before yesterday. But good for you, you were right. Also stop replying to yourself, you don't fool anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>she just got home with a sweaty body from the dancing leason and is taking off her clothes for a bath
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125191
based based based king!
never be a naive against the female, top G

[Anonymous No.]

Personally I've always considered myself a spinebud (criticize her when it's justified) and a truthbud (it's ok to objectively state something regardless of emotion, facts are facts) and a goombud (CUNNY)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125685
I'd kill for the chance to be able to clean her body with my hands. I would leave no spot left uncleaned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125690
and the fact is she is lying in front of your face, now what you gonna do, spinebud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125728
Shit in your mouth. Now open wide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125690
based
>>43125728
(you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125728
Sorry but like I said, I value facts. And despite you trying to push this, she never lied. Saying you plan to do something at x date later but then not being able to make it doesn't mean you lied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125690
after countless betrayals from her, you need to call yourself cuckbud desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125685
Pissed off, she's going to get naked for her girlfriend.
>>43125690
I'm a goombud through and through. The retarded arguments that go on here have little relevancy to me usually but it sure does make it hard to post cunny sometimes.
Doesn't help that there's a meido who has to be amish because the fucker has blocked certain sfw images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125778
>not being able to make it
did she tell you about that in your dream again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125689
>>43125728
>>43125779
>>43125803
Interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125653
>Unironically grudgepost
yes
>No you did not before yesterday
I said evidence, not proof
>replying to yourself
That's the pajeet schizo that's trying to turn this into a 'gura lied' thing, not me. This is my second post this thread. I don't think she did anything wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125778
according to your post, you need to criticize her then
>>43125833
truth hurts, but facts are facts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125842
Well fuck you for pulling him. I hope you help me report this mf samefagging on cooldown.

[Anonymous No.]

Glad to see the next 10 threads are going to be shit up by 2 faggots grudge posting against eachother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125842
already told you the evidence of her as a pathological liar is mounting, stop lying to yourself, you didn't want gura to lie but you lied to yourself
fucking hypocrite

[Anonymous No.]

You guys care about what each other thinks too much. Focus on Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125856
>you need to criticize her then
For what? Not being able to make it to an appointment? Happens, Cover could have kept her busy, maybe she was feeling sick and weak, we don't know and neither do you
Don't mix up what you desire to be true with what is known for a fact

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125842
I'm the one who doubt her having an off-collab yesterday, and yes they called me a schizo to
the fact this fanbase is ready to kill a truth is worrying
this is how you make a cuckold

[Anonymous No.]

>i'm so glad gura is having her first off-collab with JP senpai
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125966
I don't think your English is good enough for larping

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125842
your fault negro, you didnt even get any medal for doing this
jesus

[Anonymous No.]

need to start rangebanning any non English speaking countries, there has never been a good post made from an ESL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43126044
to be fair with you I'm ashamed to celebrate her first "JP OFF-COLLAB" feel like a fools now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125966
Good morning, Sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43126086
Oh yeah? What about this one? I'm fed up being put in the same basket as those subhumans.

[Anonymous No.]

There will be few if any offcollabs with JP members. Gura made it very clear in her member's stream before the trip that she did not feel comfortable with it. She didn't even want to meet them in the studio but management forced her to. If she didn't even want to meet them for one minute in private how the fuck is she going to do a one hour collab in front of thousands of people?

[Anonymous No.]

I never cared about collabs in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>43067743
You lost dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43125191
so? do we start a riot now?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura probably had yakiniku again, unless Ame got it alone

[Anonymous No.]

I just want her to get back home again.

[Anonymous No.]

the girls are busy

[Anonymous No.]

hopefully its not their last

[Anonymous No.]

>>43126422
>Gura still squeeze some time for the valentine's stream...
I love her so much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43124198
>Not a lot of sleep after last night
Likewise, though my reasons for not getting enough sleep are probably very different from yours but some of you should be aware of what I did considering my reaction after Gura left but uh, I'm still processing my current situation and I am still feeling out of it, I will drink more water and return later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43126422
imagine if this happened to gura, chumbuds will start a mass shooting already
schizoid fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>>43126422
teamates didn't get anything for Valentine's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43126524
Please anon, schizos cannot comprehend with such logic

[Anonymous No.]

Who even cares about their dancing enough that it would justify so much practice? Don't get me wrong, I like to watch Gura dance, but I would much rather have some streams or give the girls some time to relax and a slightly worse performance. The whole appeal is that they aren't perfect dancers anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43126639
they are idols, idols are perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>43126422
ame
>didn't do a valentinte's stream
>just gonna play some fnv, wont make it up to them
gura
>valentine's stream was shorter than planned
>gonna do another one later
feels good to be loved by your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43126639
I care. Cover is doing god's work by forcing them to do stuff for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43126639
Gura cares, she wants to become an actual true Japanese idol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43126587
Anon, you have to tell us all the juicy details.
>>43126669
No, the whole point of an idol is watching them improve. It is a journey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43126671
too bad most of the chumbuds (especially here) arent that thankful, maybe normiebuds outside of this place

[Anonymous No.]

>>43126671
This. Gura is my treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43126639
They are idols not normal streamer. Practice and making a better performance for their fans is part of the appeal. That's what gura wants too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43126719
they literally practicing right now...
this is their first time having a proper training after two whole year of fakedemics

[Anonymous No.]

>>43126671
Why are you trying to pit them against each other when we got a ton of Gura mentions from Ame lately, a ton of Ame mentions from Gura and they spent time together in the back during the offcollab. Plus you knowing how much they did together in the past days, like going out to shop or play at an arcade.