/NijiEN/ Nijisanji EN General Anonymous A

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Nijisanji EN Youtube channels:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-JSeFfovhNsEhftt1WHMvg/channels

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World
https://twitter.com/i/lists/1415262975435231235

Lazulight:
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff
https://twitter.com/EliraPendora
https://twitter.com/3W1W4 (alt)
https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu
https://twitter.com/RyuguFinana (alt)

Obsydia:
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock
https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin
https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki

Ethyria:
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait
https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette
https://twitter.com/NinaKosaka
https://twitter.com/ReimuEndou

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (Graduated)

Iluna:
https://twitter.com/MariaMari0nette
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/AiaAmare
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia
https://twitter.com/ScarleYonaguni
https://twitter.com/RenZott0

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/ZaionLanZa
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/MelocoKyoran
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/KotokaTorahime
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Teamup schedule for Nijisanji EN:
https://teamup.com/ks1mraas71v3fjf1c2
https://walfie.github.io/niji-en-pinned/
https://nijien.vercel.app/

To watch streams at the same time:
https://holodex.net/
https://pomuhub.com/
https://niji-mado.web.app/home
Open devtools (F12 key), go to console tab, input the following code, then refresh the page.
localStorage.setItem('rulePauseOther', 0);
You only need to do this once, or until your browser data is cleared.

NijiEN song playlist:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKN0vyOK8SHelderZX3Vb84zwoAWoTKwR
To loop indefinitely get a browser extension preventing Youtube autopause.

Nijisanji chat log:
https://niji.chats.ninja/#/comment

Aggie archive:
https://catbox.moe/c/hp31z6

Our Minecraft Server:
ninisani.moe

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Previous thread: >>43085668

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https://twitter.com/BanHada2434/status/1625702320771321857

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MARIAAAAAAAAAA

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I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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itadakimasu

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self-cringing ASMR is my favorite kind of ASMR. I live for the embarrassment

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Have you seen this adorable penguin?
Now you have!

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I love my daughterwife! Happy Valentine's Day!!

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yAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA mAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaTe

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LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !

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can someone post a timestamp of whatever the hell nina said about the break thing when the stream is done? I think I was gaslit by the thread

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>"Yaaaaa MAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAATE"
She's so cute ToT

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Luca love!

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I CAN HEAR THE SALIVA IN MARIA’S MOUTH

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Dieting is so hard... I keep getting headaches...

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>>43101767
Me and her right now.

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>>43101676
>/NijiEN/ Nijisanji EN General Anonymous A

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>>43101840

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>>43101821
in the first 20 minutes.

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>>43101707
Is she still getting her house fixed?

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Briskadet who supposedly has a GF, gtfo, why are you here? You're a horrible partner spending your time /here/ instead of with her on Valentines day, get out. Coming onto 4chan to flirt with Pomies instead of spending it with someone who in theory you love, for shame...

Unless... THE POMIE WAS ACTUALLY THE BRISKADET'S GF PRETENDING TO BE AN OJI-SAN THIS WHOLE TIME WHO KNOWS ABOUT THE BRISKADET AND TEASES HIM WITHOUT KNOWING??? AND THEN AFTER GETTING HIM RILED UP ON 4CHAN THE SEX IS EVEN ROUGHER AND BETTER?

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>>43101860
why ar eyou taking a picture of me and my wife leae us alone

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>>43101834
suckling on maria's itty bitty titties...

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/KFP/ here. I have a message for the pomudachis.

Kiara's 3D model showcase will be on Feb 24th at 7pm(PST), while Pomu wont be there physically with her, odds are high that she will call in.

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>>43101821
It was like 15 minutes in, or if you want the exact time calculate it from the time of the posts

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man this "no parasocial" meme has to be the worst thing to come out of this branch

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>>43101883
G-go on...

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>>43101909
thank you for the message

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>>43101821
I'm gonna say the most approximate thing to what she said
>"A co-worker asked me if i wanted to extend my break for 2 weeks and i said 'no, baby, i want to play games, i want to go back gome and play Kenshi and Hypnospace Outlaw'"

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>>43101909
what a fat cock...

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>>43101909
Based

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>>43101909
Appreciate it but I won't watch Kiara. Her voice filters me.
Happy for you tho

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>>43101248
If this happens, thread theme for 2 weeks. I will probably kill myself it’s my oshi’s break extends https://youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

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>>43101909
Thanks for the reminder, enjoy your oshi's 3d

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>>43101953
The Enna infection

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can't believe how based mari is, gets 3dio and IMMEDIATELY TRIES IT OUT AHHHH

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>>43101909
I wanna squeeze that massive chubby chicken

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>>43101984
Pomie stop trying to suck every cock there is

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>>43101909
thanks KFP! hope you guys and kiara have fun

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>>43101909
Nice, take this fat Kiwawa as a thanks

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>>43101953
Kek he literally said something like “it doesn’t have to be platonic” in response to a marshmallow he got before, this dumb ethyriafag

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>>43101909
Enjoy the 3D, i'll probably watch a clip of it if it happens

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Maria is so fucking cute

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>I am hunched over right now
Me too Maria

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luca love!

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>>43102053
but it's such a fatty, fluffy, chubby cock...

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>>43101909
Hope your oshi is well and our vtubers can all collab without the tribalfags ruining everything

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>open koto stream
>it's entirely in japanese
oh... we lost her

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>>43101909
I'll be out of town so i'll miss it unfortunately

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>>43102053
>pomies are lonely
>pomies are cock hungry
why dont they just...fuck each other?

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god i wish i was a manlet japanese salaray man getting kabedon'd by drunk nina in the karaoke booth

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>>43101909
Let's fucking gooooooooo!!!

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>>43100890
Porn.
https://files.catbox.moe/lk4is1.jpg

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>>43101909
Good post.

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>>43101909
Oh nice, they will have finally 3d debuts. Good for them but I won't watch, only the clips of pomu

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>>43102131
Only pick juicy ones. No point in having a fat but dry cock

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>>43101953
I blame finana, she started with the L+ratio+ parasocial fuck, then enna add more fuel to the fire, then Vox drama happened, then it become some sort of "loser" by definition even if doesn't mean that.

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>>43101956
I'm sorry I'm horrible at writing. Just do what I do, look up a hate sex smutty fic on AO3 and then mentally replace the two characters with Pomie and Briskadet

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https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1625706471064236036
what kind of clip is thiis?

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>>43102209
me on the left

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>>43102206
A-are they ok?

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>>43102209

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>>43102209

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>>43101909
3D showcase= 3D debut?

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>>43101772
>>43101625
i feel the same! it's always fun to see you around, let's make more fun memories in the future!!! im sending virtual chocolate your way!!!
muah!! <3

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>>43102067
Chubby Kiwawa AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>43102209

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All NIJIEN MEMBERS ARE MADE FOR HYPNO

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>>43102252
damn congratulations getting literally everything wrong

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I will literally never watch anything with Kiara in it. I actually turned off pomus 3d when she called in and didn't watch the collab. Don't like leeches

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The gamer wave isn't entirely made up of new hires. Bonbon is getting moved to NijiEN via this way, and Selen is being moved to it aswell.

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>>43102209
I'm erect

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>>43102256
Cucksanji…

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>>43102209

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>>43102308
Yes.

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Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama~

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Maria is cradling our head in her hands!
>Quotes TikToks
This zoomer

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>>43102308
basically. They first showed them at their big concert last year but they're having a specific stream with skits and stuff now

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>>43101978
You just know it was ike

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train ojisan was so enthralled by nina's beauty he couldn't control himself...

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>>43101909
cool, but I still wont watch since KFP still haven't paid rent

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>>43102361
but I'm right, then hex did that stupid ass twitt about (no parasocial).

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>>43102410
god damn about time

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millie please return to us

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I love Rosemi with all of my heart! were you guys using this thread the entire time?????

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>>43102209

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>>43102209
>drawing art of themselves being fucked by pomies
do briskadets really?

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>>43102433
Yeah one of the ones who has been “omg this is the happiest i’ve been in my life”

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>>43102209
JESAS

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>>43102209
Delete this right know you fucking dog this is haram.

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>Nina saw a guy jacking off in the train
Uhh
Based?

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>>43102396
dragoon with a fantasy of being ntrd by selen, what a great clippable moment

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>>43102492
Yes, dumb bud

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>>43102209

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the maria asmr feels very lewd for some reason...

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>>43102492
I was gonna tell you that you put your ritual post in the wrong thread but Maria went live and I forgot. Oops.

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>>43102534
so she's in new york?

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>>43102209
end thyself, now

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>>43102492
Hi there bud! There was another one?

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>>43102209
Damn it I wanted more briskadet onahole art but not like this

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>>43102252
>then Vox drama happened,
>then it become some sort of "loser" by definition even if doesn't mean that.
Can't add 2 and 2 together.

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>>43102544
The dragoons support Pomu in her intention to date Pomu

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>>43102577
Maria is inherently lewd

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>>43102410
do all of holomyth live in japan? i know mori and kiara do, i think? i know this is off-topic but i don't wanna ask in their threads

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>>43102534

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>my model
my kayfabe ...

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>>43102542
>>43102579
I thought the hours were really freaking dead since there wasn't a single post...

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>>43102649
>live
No, they're just there temporarily

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Maria is so fucking hot aaaaaaa
This little bitch is pure sex

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>>43102577
You aren't used to her voice being in kissing range

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>Nina blushed heavily upon seeing the man jacking off
Ive read doujins with a similar premise.

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>>43102649
I think only one did but they wanted to wait until after the covid shit so they could all do one at the same time.

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>>43102645
I'm missing my oshi right now it feels like I'm cheating...

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>>43102517
https://twitter.com/kouotu_tateyoko/status/1625508362300559360
https://twitter.com/Other5487/status/1625472974387302401

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>>43102704
b-back off she is mine

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>Food on the VERGE of going bad
Kotoka for the love of god please

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>>43102649
No, just Mori
Kiara was there but went back to Austria

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pommers schedule from 8 minutes ago
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1625706655378800643/

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>>43102637
Unless that guys girlfriend is Pomu then that wasn't what it was? It was some guys fantasy of selen fucking his girlfriend and her indulging it.

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>>43102492
Me too bud, me too!

Yes… Yes we were!

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>>43102361
>Confidently miscorrecting
lmao, touch grass

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>>43102755
I noticed the first guy really likes nozomi, they've already drawn her a few times

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>>43102776
almost a week without pomu

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>>43102769
I'll fight you for her

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>>43102755

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>>43102774
Shes back now, they all are, recording shit for Holofes mostly likely.
I could have gotten 3D myth, their fes AND the AR live one after the other, but life is cruel.

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That guy jerking off in front of Nina? Me

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>>43102577
>>43102645
>>43102704
>>43102731
>>43102769

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>>43102517
>>43102755
I realized now that this wasn't a Reimu fanart, but one of the members from the new wave in NijiJP.

I thought for days that it was just Reimu

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I hate cheaters

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>>43102881
so cute

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>>43102855
>*gets in ur faec*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!

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>>43102845
Come on Selen, she deserves it as long as the others are back

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>>43102862
Yeah but she doesn't live there

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>>43102616
Come here my naughty princess briskadet hnff fhnff hnnnnnfffff I want to lick your armpits wangy wangy wangy hmmm yess lifting your shirt and smelling your pits I'm buying my nose in your pits nhhhfff hnfff hnffff smells so good lick lick lick peroperoperoperopero hnnnnffff sniffffffff sexy sexy pits hnfff hnff hnffff sexy briskadet body hnnnhfff hnfff hnffff I'm gonna kiss your lips now ok? close your eyes for me princess mmmmggfhfff mhfff fnhff chuuuuuuuuu im using my tongue now hmmm tongefucking you briskadet fucking your tongue with my tongue exchaing our saliva like animals hnfff hnfff hmmm deeper and wetter like that hnnng forget forget about Sonny you're my princess now

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>>43102577
For me it's the constant sound of her saliva that's making me horny

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>>43102622
In cuttlefish mascot form? I want to draw more (but probably sonny x cuttlefish). Or just pomies harassing other fan mascots.

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>>43102950
built for rape

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>>43102881
if she lined up with my timezones I'd watch her all the time... she's so cute I want to hug her and never let her go

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>>43102948
Did that aloupeep ever make the AI rendition of ennaschizo

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>>43102872
Wrong it was me

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>>43102948
don't doxx me, dude

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>>43102968
>sonny x cuttlefish
Yes…!

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>>43102966
Why is girl saliva so eroi?

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>>43102948
KEK

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>>43102968
>Or just pomies harassing other fan mascots.
stop I hate it

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>>43102991
the implications of this are kind of uncomfortable when selen actually does spend all night grinding with apex predators

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>>43102991
Wait is this real?

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sonny LOVE

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>>43102534
>>43102724
>>43102872

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>>43102968
This is a fantastic idea, Selen's talked about how cheek dot dragoons are going extinct because they're being hunted by Pomudachis

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>>43102968
>Or just pomies harassing other fan mascots.
Do lucubs next

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>>43102209

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miista~

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>>43103083
They're all on Scarle's twitter

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Do you guys think reheating fries on a microwave would wild decent results?

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>>43102209

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>>43102968
Pomies creeping on Rosebuds!

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>>43103187
Nope.
Try your oven or a frying pan instead.

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>>43103187
you'll end up with hot soggy fries

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>>43103187
i can tell you from experience that it doesn't

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>Only Maria played Dark and Darker with Kotoka, JP members ignored her
Kotoka...

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>>43103187
I dont know but a Mutt told me that you can do that with Cupcakes...

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>>43103187
depends on how soggy your base fries are

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>>43102968
What are you anon?

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>>43103083
I mean here’s Rosemi-sama’s

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>>43103187
You'd have a better result by reheating them in the oven

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>>43103083

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>>43102209
Briskadet...

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>>43103187
no put them in an air fryer

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>>43103187
no...do you have an air fryer, oven or something else instead? microwave will make it soggy....

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>>43103268
KEK

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Marippets have gone suspiciously silent

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>>43103187
If you want them crunchy no, it's not a good idea

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>>43103268
I want Pomu's solid snake...

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I hope maria does more asmrs I really like this so far

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Does someone else hear ominous deep sounds in Maria's background?

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Elira LOVE!

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>>43103337

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>>43103187
get an air fryer it will change your life

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ペトラちゃんエロい!

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>>43103248
Serves her for ignoring Rosemi

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>>43102209
I hope sonny and pomu see this

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>>43103248
Couldnt stand the smell.

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briskadets bouncing on my turgid ojisan c*ck

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>>43103382
I think that's traffic anon, it's pretty faint to me

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>>43103248
didnt she play with suha?

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>>43103357
I already claimed it. You can have her solidus snake. It's in the back.

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>>43103382
it was me sorry

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>>43101909
congrats on 3D!

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>>43103395
but kotoka is the one who suggested collabing with rosemi

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>>43103418
i have never seen the word turgid used ever what the fuck it sounds so ugly

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mari has a tube of vasaline in her room

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>>43103083

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>>43103387
What is the point of an air fryer

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>>43103259
a hero we don't deserve

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>>43102209

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>>43103510
it fries air

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>>43103510
They're nice if you don't already have a convection oven

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>>43103510
Frying things with air

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>>43102968
How do pomie harrass a yaminion tho? unless if bounding on their tip counts

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>Kotoka used to be a Japanese-English teacher at one point

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>>43103510
To air fry

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>Maria has vaseline next to her bed
WATCH YOUR ASS, ANON

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>>43103491
>her eye has a raccoon on it
kek good job scarle

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>>43101909
What are the 11 secret herbs and spices of KFP chicken?

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>>43103488
What is vasaline

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>>43103488
I-I wonder what that's for...

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>>43103510
it's like a portable faster version of an oven, good for making food for one person, maybe 2

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>>43103574
Pomies harass yaminions by watching their oshi stream something yaminions cant do

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>>43103187
I enjoy eating fries cold

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>>43103491
I'm retarded I don't get this one

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>>43103574
*bouncing hazukashii

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Bros I’m really anxious tonight but reading your shit posts makes me feel better.

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>>43103510
Fried air to complement your fried food and fried drink

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>>43103587
That explains why shes such a mess then.

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>>43103488
Maria’s strap-on lube!

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>>43103574
peel them

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>>43103510
if you like deep-fried foods but want them healthier

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>>43103510
makes you dedicate half your paychecks to random frozen snacks

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>>43103651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5MN187rhs8

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Millie...

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>Nina: What's with these dirty sloopnogs and the smelly ass indomie they bring everywhere
whoa can she say that?

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>>43103510
it's basically a glorified oven ! they're smaller so they take less space and generally it's a healthier way of frying food compared to deep frying...i think (?) the cooking time is faster too...? also it's way easier to clean than an oven !

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well?

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>>43103641
So by being a traitorous scum to another company?

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>>43103592
whenever i see pegging in porn it rarely looks any good, girls dont know how to fuck, it looks more like they are using their hips to move a dildo awkwardly than using it like a penis

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>>43103651
The human anus can distend to a diameter that fits two raccoons inside without sustaining permanent injury.

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>>43103712
sonny... that's the contaminated side

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>>43103657
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

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>>43103187
Don't mind me anon, gonna geek out for a bit.

Microwaving fries is awful because it does almost the exact opposite of what frying does. You see, when you fry something in oil, you dry out the exterior super rapidly, causing the inside to cook due to temperature, but also sort of "steam" in the water that's trapped in there as well. Of course, the seal isn't completely perfect, so you can still dry out fried food, but at least technically this action should be rapid enough that water from the inside gets blocked off from seeping into the outside.

Microwaving on the other hand isn't nearly hot enough, and so as the water moves around, it doesn't evaporate on the outside as quickly as the water on the inside starts moving towards the outside crispy part and soaking it up. By the time you've dried out the outside if you've microwaved it for that long, the inside would be dry as well. The chalky texture you get from microwaved fries on the other hand is due to the way how starches crystallize and then sort of form a mess if you heat up, cool, and then reheat improperly. Do as the other anons say, you'll have to bust out oil or an airfryer to get them crispy again, otherwise a cold fry is basically as bad as a fry reheated in the microwave.

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>>43103607
petro jelly, very oily jelly like substance used to protect the skin i dont think you can use it like lube for sex stuff, or at least you're not suppose to but.. well anything in a pinch

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>ASMR: you get kidnapped
Yes Maria yes!

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>>43103751
No Reimu I moved on a long time ago

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>>43103510
"get an air fryer" is the modern day version of "get an instant pot", just another meme kitchen appliance

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>>43103823
he said he's anxious not on drugs dumb peep

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>>43103799
>Permanent injury
Wouldn't this imply you are injuring it by doing this?
>>43103657
Its ok bro, all bad things pass, hang in there.

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I never see honeys on twitter

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>>43103760
Doesn't matter because Maria likes anal beads and fluffy tail plugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103760
somebody post that one skb gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102068
One of his main slicks is that he goes full yandere when he hears his fans having other oshis. It's even in his membership opening video. Can't knock him because of one tweet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcZ9mKvOdis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103657
Don't give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103861
>instant pot
back in my day we used crock pots

[Anonymous No.]

Kotoko sounds more and more ESL each time I watch her. Is this bimbofication?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103682
And show their true form

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103861
theyre both good tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103941
yes and its hot
I bet a lot of femanons in this thread have become dumber too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102948
Me expressing my disgust never fails to bait a pomudachi to act like this, it works every time

[Anonymous No.]

Mysta seems to be bored of Genshin now and has taken a more professional attitude towards content creation, keeping whatever's been bothering him lately from his viewers and putting on a happy face.
I should be happy but I miss the feeling of closeness I got from him sharing his life with fans a lot. I miss his tweets, too. Such is the life of a parasocial fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103259
I'm just a fan of many livers (but maybe briskadet foremost).
I just draw silly or ero things. But everytime I post art here people seem worked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>Maria kidnapped me and is threatening to cut my dick with scissors
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T CARE IF YOU CUT IT AS LONG AS YOU MAKE ME CUM FIRST YOU LITTLE SEMEN DEMON

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102209
Why am I still in this forsaken board

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck
Maria

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS ARE YOU HEARING THIS

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Sanii is having a wonderful Valentine's and enjoying Luca

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104041
I live to deliver, it's what I do.

[Anonymous No.]

Maria getting out the aloe vera

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103941
You know I'm starting to notice it as well. Every stream she becomes more and more Japanese and just jumps between English and Japanese randomly. It's cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102209
damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104073
What's the appeal of being sexually dominated by a girl who's only like half your size?

[Anonymous No.]

M-Maria

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104041
I knew it! I knew you showed each other desire and affection by doing this, have a wonderful valentines you two!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102209

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck my ears Maria argh

[Anonymous No.]

>Conjures noises of pure sex out of thin air
>Maria: Of course this will be archived...
>Maria: You can watch it over and over again if you want to...
b-bros...

[Anonymous No.]

POMU FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I AM GOING TO DO
MARIA IS SIMPLY TOO EROTIC

[Anonymous No.]

Maria’s model looks so cute and intent, it would be a shame if she ditched it in other ASMRs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103922
Yeah that’s just why I’m so annoyed by this “no parasocial~” meme when it contradicts the way the members themselves behave
It kind of pissed me off a little when Sonny made a parasocial joke because I expect him to know better but at least he was just bantering

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102209

[Anonymous No.]

this stream is archived, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102209
ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104204
the gap and the fact that I'm a lolicon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43101953
this is the new bottom joke they and all other vtubers abuse

[Anonymous No.]

>Maria ASMR
>Meloco ASMR
who's next??

[Anonymous No.]

>positive affirmations ASMR in the future
Let’s go, Asia’s was amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104314
maria will do what pomu won't

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104204
Being stronger and bigger than her yet losing dominion of the situation is a shameful act and masochisms isn't just physical pinishment but also degrading the masoshist and make them feel ashamed and helpless

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104314
She's probably doing the same thing you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104310
>>43104390
nvm lol i'll listen to this again after koto's stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104314
>Implying Pomu isn't also doing it right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104438
Kotoka ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102209
i shouldn't have come back

[Anonymous No.]

For Rosemi, my heart.
For Maria, my seed.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you actually happy with this Valentines Day?
We got shafted hard
>>43098782

[Anonymous No.]

if you can make her giggle
you can make her ass jiggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103045
>>43103162
>>43103167
>>43103234

I observed the desperate pomie patterns and I was originally thinking rosebud, quilldren or pentomo.
Drawing humans (non chibi) takes a bit too much time since I can only do pen and paper sketches for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104518
the stuff of nightmares

[Anonymous No.]

i would love to lolidom sanii

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104471
>She's probably doing the same thing you are
Now I have to jerk off, I can't let her down
Pulling out this big cock for little Maria...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104554
Finna shaft YOU if you dont shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104554
I got to laugh at Pomu playing Skate 3 and enjoyed her new cover, I'm happy

[Anonymous No.]

>I got stood up
iPN you idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104554
worry about jew corp mogging your girls instead

[Anonymous No.]

MARIA UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

wait a minute i heard a door close

[Anonymous No.]

For Rosemi, my chloroform napkin
For Maria, my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>You’ve been a bad, bad person
Maria AAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

S-sumimasen, Maria-sama!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>what does being stood up mean?
>it means she didn't show up!
>HAHAHAHAHAHA
I love kotoka...

[Anonymous No.]

>"You've been a bad...bad person...you need to apologize for the things you've done"
AHHHHHHHHHH MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104438
My ASMR
>POV: I scroll through your social media accounts and insult your taste in memes while chewing pretzels with my mouth open for 43 minutes
Get ready for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104554
go back to your tranny dramafag thread
>>43099130

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104554
>No Rosemi-sama on Valentine's
>Entire day is fucking shit
Just fucking kill me I feel so miserable

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104607
Imagine a threesome with Maria and Pomu with you and Pomu fucking Maria...

[Anonymous No.]

What if Petra doing asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104574
please consider us with goons... i was promised pegging but it never happened...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104695
The true gyaru experience laughing at the virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104691
>>43104696
Please beat me until I apologize

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104554
My oshi was going to do two ASMR streams for today and tomorrow but she got the coof

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104771
Is this one of the futalen enjoyers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104839
oh is THAT kinda sick leave? poor feesh

[Anonymous No.]

who all jerkin off rn

[Anonymous No.]

>dead hours during Valentine
>overlap during White Day
any chance the overlap will happen??

[Anonymous No.]

Maria's heartbeat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102433
Unironically why does Ike hate streaming so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104924
its real rough
https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu/status/1623909342255915008/

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO SERVE MARIA SO BAD, I WANT HER TO BREAK MY FINGERS LIKE TINY NOODLES! I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HER DOLL TUMMY! I WANT HER TO LEGLOCK ME AND FORCE ME TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! I WANT MARIA TO FUCK FUCK FUCK ME!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!!! PLEASE GOD FUCK, I WANT HER TO MAKE ME BUST ENDLESS NUTS IN HER TIGHT DOLL WOMB!!!!! I WANT TO SWEETEN HER COFFEE WITH MY CUM! FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! I WANT HER TO TREAT ME LIKE A FUCKING SLAVE! I WANT TO TASTE EVERY SINGLE INCH OF HER BODY! OOOHHH MYYYYYYY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!! PLEASE I WANT MARIA TO FUCK; I WANT HER TO FUCK ME PLEASE PLEASE!!!!! IF I HAD A CHANCE TO GET FUCKED BY MARIA I WOULD BECOME A SUBMISSIVE BITCH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! I WOULD CUM ONLY WHEN SHE ALLOWS ME TOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE OMMMGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE MARIA! I CANT STAND IT, I WANT TO SERVE MARIA I HAVE TO SERVE MARIA! I WILL NEVER CUM UNLESS SHE ALLOWS ME TO! HELP ME SERVE MARIA, IM SO HORNY FOR HER TUMMY!!! OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUCK OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!! IMAGINE BLENDING HER COFFEE RIGHT, AND AT THE END OF THE DAY SHE ORDERS YOU TO TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS, AND SITS ON YOUR DICK WITH HER FAT DEMON SECRETARY ASS! I WOULD BE STRINING CUM, SHOOTING FAT ROPES EVERY TIME SHE CALLS ME A PATHETIC SLAVE! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! I WANT TO SERVE MARIA!!!! I WANT TO SERVE MARIA!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104518
thats just her yelling into the mic and making styrofoam screech like what yugo did

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103510
you've never had fried air before?

[Anonymous No.]

>fuuchan stream tomorrow
>description says he'll be gone 2 more weeks after that
it was nice talking to you anons, but i'll be roping myself tomorrow night

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104554
Im going to rape your mother until she gets Alzheimer you stupid cunt

[Anonymous No.]

is maria an aussie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104899
Although I think at least 2 of them like watching Pomu, I don't think either are Pomies, and I'm pretty sure they're dedicated only to the idea of being railed by Selen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105023

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103657
try box breathing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104636
Same, and Pomu being embarassed and cute at the end of the stream giving us chocolate she found on the trash makes my heart go doki doki more than any pandering stream would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105133
usually, yeah. right now she's just sex though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105133
yaaaa mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105133
No she's from Hava

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105224
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105207
>>43105215
naruhodo

[Anonymous No.]

I want to FUCK a doll who’s now a real girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105224
Don't you mean Java?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104574
please draw pomies plowing sonny

[Anonymous No.]

maria's maid rp in bianal... imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105271
Java SUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105224
can I hava (You)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102968
please do the sonny x cuttlefish i need to cleanse my soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104595
I'm not sure how to do lolidom.
I drew chibi-ish Sonny x chibichibi Yume a while ago. Sort of pseudo loli.
https://files.catbox.moe/q8m32j.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Turning Maria into my living onahole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105297
>bianal
Sex with maria in her two holes...

[Anonymous No.]

Pomu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105023
I need to rewrite this with begging Selen to wreck me instead

[Anonymous No.]

I wish she would do just a little more heart beat asmr, I reallllllly like those for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105334
Sure thing pal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105366
This but I'm her onahole instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105297
>bianal
Kek you made me remember that Pomu stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Nina is kinda moe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105399
thanks! Now can you make me a sandwich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104574
please draw pomies grooming lonely and vulnerable rosebuds who miss their oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105420
shes very moe shes the cutest woman alive to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105410
I want her to fuck me with a strap

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105349
>>43102968
>>43104574
>>43105277

Pomie plowing Sonny while briskadet watches with tears running down her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105420
drunk aunt gap moe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105438
You can just take the ones I left in the fridge because trying to eat at lunch made me want to vomit.
There's two cheese ones and one turkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>Drinking a large soda and gorging myself on sour cream and onions potato chips
I guess there's worst ways to spend valentines.

[Anonymous No.]

>these lewd ASMR/bfe/gfe streams
Where is Doppio's schizo energy when we now need it most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105527
b-bud...? you're looking a little white there

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105527
>large soda
>Sour cream chips
Bud...at least treat yourself to something good like a tiny little chocolate cake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104574
please draw pomies and rosebuds teaming up to correct a bratty kotokat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105527
feels wrong seeing someone other than a rosebud say large soda

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

kotoka might be the ideal japanese girlfriend experience
>no menhera or unrealistic expectations
>bro mentality, happy to just hang out with you
>doesn't bathe (important)
>loves video games, alcohol, and food

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105487
I might be silly but know your place Pomie. Sonny's butthole is off limits (except for kadet tentacles).

[Anonymous No.]

Maririn's long nails that she uses to penetrate your urethra!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104839
Imagine Feesh granny voice ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

Lifting up Maria’s skirt and fucking her fully clothed!

[Anonymous No.]

>Starting a diet
>Found out my mom bought a burger for me
>Ate it
It`s over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105656
>no menhera
yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105527
the buds are morphing before our eyes

[Anonymous No.]

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE DRINKING LARGE SODA

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105527
300lb aiamigo...

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/mysta_rias/status/1625717890774368260
Can't tell if Mysta's just up at 5am or if he's in a different timezone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105702
I'd love an entire stream with her granny voice if it wouldn't hurt her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104574
please dont do anything to pentomos we've had enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104574
Could you draw a rosebud laughing with a pomie in an attempt to comfort him while he is dying on a hospital bed like the rosebud is asking him if he remembers all these things they did together while trying and failing not to cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105527
Don't worry about comparing yourself to others, as long as you're having fun anon. I got to play card games with my roomies today One of them involved slapping cards and I won't lie a big motivation for me to play well was that I could get slapped by them if I was fast enough . I was totally miserable asides from that for other reasons, but ngl just be happy with being single. I personally feel a lot more free being a degen yume without having to keep up appearances in front of a partner

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105735

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105750
whenever she shows her menhera side it's just violently abusing desk-kun. i prefer the menheras that will be upfront in kicking my ass or murdering me instead of playing mental games like most asian girls do. i hate that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104574
aloupeep cumming on a briskadet's tentacles(feet)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104574
how about a cute picture of a marippet and a bud together

[Anonymous No.]

What if Ike doing asmr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105801
no...
what prompted this idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105749
ITS OK, ONE FAILURE IS NOT THE END, GET BACK ON IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105838
>>43104574
bud and marippet imitating picrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105749
This is me everytime I try to eat healthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105835
>>43105487
>>43105277
poor briskadets...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105749
Bro if you live with other people you have to tell them you're dieting bro, the only way to actually stick with a diet is to just throw out all the junk/snack food so it's not even in the house to be a temptation, bro, I know this from experience, the willpower is weak but the physical lack of access is strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105749
just eat healthy, it's easy

[Anonymous No.]

Pomu might be the ideal white gf experience
>Menhera
>Showers daily and smells really good
>Hates alcohol and food
>Girl mentality, just wants to talk about Metal Gear, fujo stuff and idols with you

[Anonymous No.]

Maria cutely singing while torturing you!

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is so parasocial that fanbases are parasocial with other fanbases

[Anonymous No.]

maria is not for sex ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105749
Just exercise and burn those calories, a burger is super good except for the bread

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Millie

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105908
my brain doesnt work right and i thought itd be funny

[Anonymous No.]

SEX WITH MARIA

[Anonymous No.]

I want Kotoka to do menhera gf ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106059
so like usual then?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/rFXvS_jQYbA
>No Drama! Only Good News!
>No niji news at all
Is this what management wants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105986
I wish I had a cook to make food for me... At least I didn't go over my calorie limit I think. Just ate a burger and some pork chops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105749
it could be worse, it could have been fries and soda

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106068
Wrong! Go to unhorny jail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106094
IS THAT... IS THAT MOCCA??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GOING MENHEEEEEEEEEERRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVEEEE ME NOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106012
>Pomu
>Menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106068
Its the opposite. Women like Maria want to be viewed as women after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106132
yes

[Anonymous No.]

where is the Maria (forma de doll) porn at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106155
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

She's perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106132
>No niji news at all
Good, keep it that way forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105553
didn't he do one himself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106059
I want to give rosebuds and pentomos the loving romantic sex their oshis never will

[Anonymous No.]

i havent consumed any form of soda or carbonated drinks for almost 3 years.. ive forgotten how it taste like

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106132
dramafags absolutely seething
love to see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106227
i don't want it from a pomie

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106152
3 dolla can't save you now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106155
>Get ulcers because she's so afraid that we're going to hate her original song
>Wanted to cry from embarassment after her cover got release
She's at least a little menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106272
your consent is optional!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106132
i'd be happy if these channels never mentioned nijisanji positively or negatively

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106132
So they're basically admitting they only report on Niji drama and not Niji good news, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106138
As much as it sucks to hear, you won't lose weight without learning to cook. Why? Because losing weight means counting calories. That means going out and making food from ingredients that you can measure out yourself. Which means cooking your own food. It's a permanent lifestyle change. But it also teaches you how to cook, and gives you an intuitive sense of how many calories are in this or that food just by eyeballing. Also make sure you still eat enough protein because otherwise you'll waste away muscle mass with the fat and you don't want that.

[Anonymous No.]

Maria humming is heavenly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105859
When the sun implodes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106240
This is me but with fast food

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106240
soda is bad for you anyway plus it's overrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106350

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106310
all the best women have just a BIT of menhera, too much and you ruin the whole broth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106200
Just for you mate
https://litter.catbox.moe/ivg17m.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106132
i was just recommended an ANN article about vox going on hiatus. if you want normal news it's out there. if you want dramafaggotry and containment breaking, i'm sure there's some bleach under the sink you can take a swig of

[Anonymous No.]

How do I make Pomu fall in love with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106437
Give up, Selen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106437
be a cute girl or solid snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106437
Be a cute Japanese girl

[Anonymous No.]

I want to PUNCH this dumb asmr doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106417
>>43106417

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106437
be a woman, or look like jetstream sam

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106132
baed fuck khyo

[Anonymous No.]

>Positive affirmations… I never really had those in my family
Maria…

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit maria...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106360
im trying to avoid fast food too although i only buy fast food maybe 2-3 times a year...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106480
>elira knows japanese
>selen doesn't
i see now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106240
I've had mexican coca-cola and maple coca-cola last week, one 355ml bottle on monday and one on thursday.
Absolutely loved having soda after so long, specially drinking from a glass bottle, the taste is somehow better that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106437
are you a cute girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106547
bae fucked khyo??????

[Anonymous No.]

maririn's occasional swallows are lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>Maria's family never gave her positive affirmations

Mine neither, Maria...mine neither

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106132
>cover and anycolor cracking down on slander
>be surprised that your shit drama channel gets taken down for slander
Good fucking riddens.

[Anonymous No.]

How has Maria's ASMR been so far? I'll have to check the vod later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106240
>Stopped drinking soda for 4 years after being addicted to it (Ike's level of addiction)
>Read people on reddit and here saying that after you go without drinking it for too long you're going to think it sucks
>Drink a bit coke during new years
>It still is delicious
>Got addicted again
At least I just drink coke zero now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106587
no she fucked roberu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106552
>>43106560
>>43106593
Fuck I can relate to that but it taught me to be emotionally independent at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106552
I mean...her mother always tells her that she's wasting her time pursuing a career in entertainment and that she should get a real job

[Anonymous No.]

Consensual sex with Maria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106475
What's the appeal of solid snake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105553
Literally today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106604
fun and some nice tskr moments, wouldn't call it a serious asmr but it's great that way

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm becoming a honey

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106681
I dunno ask Pomu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106437
option 1: cute japanese idol, preferably born around the turn of the millennium
option 2: gruff charismatic man in his late 30s or early 40s with toned body and eccentric sensibilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106648
roberu fucked me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106552
first aster now maria... what the fuck iluna

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106681
He's hot

[Anonymous No.]

sex with mysta

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106692
nina is a good streamer, good for you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>what if you just started whispering sigma male grindset rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105553
you missed it he stuffed me in a cage and gave me kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105810
I love wholesome Dragoo-
>degen yume
holy shit a female Dragoon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106692
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106806
Calm down Petra

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106715
bae???

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106736
That's not solid snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104554
My oshi did 2 streams. Sorry for your loss

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106552
i think elira's the only one from EN that has a 'very good' relationship with her family

[Anonymous No.]

>Kotoka playing with ipn and Ren
>she's the kill leader
Kotochan is cracked

[Anonymous No.]

this praise does nothing for me i need to be reprimanded

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106884
its not like ipn or ren are good at apex tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106806
The D stands for Diabolik Lovers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105835
>>43105838
>>43105801
>>43104771
>>43105349
>>43105450
I can't promise anything and I don't want to spam my doodles on here. If I do more this week, probably just on twitter.
Throwaway260548 on twitter.
It's better to laugh about dumb kusoero than be sad for Valentine's or miss your oshi or dramapost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106681
daddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106692
Here, embrace it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106913
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106934
ipn is a former pro player anon..

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106132
Good, stay the fuck away from niji let see if any retard is proud because of rare good news on a dramafaggot channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106913
I think Maria would be better at chastisement too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106957
>5000 pounds for a tracksuit
Bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106931
funny enough that never happened in dialovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43106874
finana, pomu, rosemi, reimu, shu, mysta, vox, ike, shu, alban, sonny, ren and kyo's family are not bad

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>>43106944
please spam your doodles anon, at least we'll have some quality posting for once

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>>43105810
>I personally feel a lot more free being a degen yume without having to keep up appearances in front of a partner
Every time i think of getting a gf the lack of freedom brings me back to reality. I'm happy being single.

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>>43105810
>I personally feel a lot more free being a degen yume without having to keep up appearances in front of a partner
I've been coming to terms with this fact. What I really want is someone that I can talk without keeping appearances but relationships are just not good for that, unless you're super lucky.
Investing time with my friends and hobbies is probably going to make me happier than trying to get into a relationship.

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>>43107013
yeah former lol

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i think the problem is new people doing positive affirmations is that it's not that easy, you gotta sorta plan and have like an idea of who or what kind you're going to do, is it for the down trodden salary man? is it the young person trying to survive school and anxious about the future? is it someone who really just needs some sweet words of i love you i care about you? you gotta get like a little theme and go from there other wise you get overwhelmed with too many options inb4 'who asked?'

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>>43106944
i dont mind the spam doodles it's better than shitposts and stupid tribal shit

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Hey anons, just an advise if you follow someone from here and people recognize your name in your oshi's fandom, don't, use another account
You know who you are

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>>43107154
Thank you for sharing your insight with us, anon. The thread is better for having your knowledge preserved within.

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>disconnects from VC just to talk to her viewers
>doesn't just mute discord
Is Kotoka, dare I say, retarded?

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>>43107235
If you're talking about who I think you are, he already posted his stuff here before

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>>43107235

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AAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>43107154
improv is harder than it looks and most people would benefit from a script

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>>43107302
Do you really have to ask?

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>>43107302
She probably is with how she throws away dishes because they grow lifeforms instead of washing them before they get that bad.
That's why I love her though.

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she kissed us bros, we are in

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i used to hate ASMRs

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>>43107235
But like half of pomudachis are here and nobody cares

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Those kisses Maria gave out?
All for me.

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That stream might have birthed some goslings

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>>43106132
Penumbral>>>>>>>>>>>>false&khyo

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>>43107424
I only like the soft talking ones like the one time Elira tried asmr

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>>43107482
please share

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That was an enjoyable ASMR stream, especially for a first timer. Sex voice buff I guess

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>>43107268
did you just use positive affirmations on me? yamete

>>43107379
yeah I think so too, at least in the beginning until you get use to it then they can probably wing it

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>>43107424
Same

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>>43102209
Hot

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>>43107105
Yeah I haven't had someone like that since my last partner a few years ago who accepted me being weird as hell, but in the end we broke up because he and I got jobs in diff cities and neither of us wanted to have the other slow down their career for ourselves. Nowadays I'm just happy having friends who shake their heads and sigh when I jokingly cry about missing my oshi (except it's not a joke) or coworkers who watch vtubers with me

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>>43101909
....YOU CUTE CHICK

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Don't do it anon

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that was really relaxing and enjoyable i love maria.

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https://puzzle.aggie.io/y0Ejwk

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>>43107428
Still, containment breaking isn't good and not for the "muh sekrit club" reasons but because
>People disregard whatever you say because "hurr durr le 4chinner"
>Retards think you're a racist transphobe nazi for even typing the URL
>Retards /here/ will use your name ad nauseam to refer to antis

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I trust Maria. That said, https://files.catbox.moe/wubmzc.m4a

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>>43107235
Eh. I've been /here/ for too many years to give a fuck about what a Mongolian basket weaving forum thinks of me. There probably are a few anons who know me by name and know I'm /here/, I don't really care. I can't be assed to care

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>>43107235
I'm happy I'm such an absolute nobody that I can post my stupid shit here and twitter and no one cares.

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>>43107548
ASMR in general needs some practice to get the hang of. i always expect to have my ears blown out a few times when i tune into a first timer's ASMR stream. it's kind of endearing when they go, "does this sound nice?" and it's the loudest scratchiest crinkly noise.

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https://files.catbox.moe/fqtnlx.png

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>>43107494
yeah, i think that was the first asmr stream that got me to try more asmr

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>>43107688
based archivebro

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>>43107688
holy shit that was fast

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>>43107302
its been like 2 months and no one's told her she's disconnecting from vc every time instead of muting. she seems to think she's just muting her mic.

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>>43107853
KEK

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today i'm gonna think about pomu!

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gn anons
extra wet kiss for the princess babygirl briskadets since your oshi won't kiss you for Valentine's chuuuu~

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>>43107853
I hope no one ever tells her

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>>43107890
Wrong image Pomie?

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>>43107888
Don't.

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>kotoka gets depressed when she encounters couples queueing together in apex
she's just like me fr...

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>>43107890
So it was an aloucreep roleplaying as a pomie? What the fuck?

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>>43107853
>I apologize for Kotoka, we have purposefully trained her wrong as a joke

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>>43107688
what is this

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>>43107890
you should just post with aloupeep pics since they are more liked by femanons

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>>43107970
Or it's a Pomie rping as a Aloupeep

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>>43107890
gn anon

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>>43107970
>>43107931
im poking fun at them because of the drawing
where's your sense of humor hazukashii

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>>43108017
her asmr stream dummy

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>>43107965
ipn and ren are dating?!

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>>43107853
ngl as much as kotoka's retardedness is cute, i hope she stops this one. it's kinda annoying

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>Still no Warhammer 40k perms
WE SHOULD BURN GAMES WORKSHOP

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>>43108033
or a famillie rping as an aloupeep and pomie

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bros how do I find a girlfriend like kotoka she's literally perfect

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>>43108128
first you have to go to japan

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>>43108096
What about Total War Perms?

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Kotoka is FAT

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>>43106132
skimming through the comments, it's sad that there's so many shitty people in the vtuber community

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>>43108259
from her cooking stream her arms are fucking tiny

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>>43108322
and covered in duct tape

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ペトラが見たい

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>>43106821
You're probably right but you know yumedanshi is a thing too right?

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>>43108322
what about hex in his handcam stream?

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>>43108442
Isn't that just gachikoi? Actually isn't gachikoi interchangeable with yume?

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Page 10 confession: I just realized I'm actually in love with Nina and I honestly don't know since when

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>>43108500
i dont watch males so i dont know sorry

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>>43108574

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>>43108563
Akurei thriving! Couple ASMR stream when?

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i typically don't watch ipn, how is he about playing with way worse players?

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>>43106105
Me too

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Page 10 Confession: Chaos? I call it fun

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>>43108033
There was at least one Peep who would jokingly flirt with Kadets too, or mimic Pomies embarrassing pickup lines.

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>>43108442
Yes but by the way they type I thought it would be a woman. Plus usually men don't use the word "yume" for anything. Not that I've seen on this board at least.

>>43108526
Yumes specifically imagine themselves with the object of their affection. Gachis just really really like someone and want to support them but may not imagine themselves with someone.

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>>43108574

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>>43108644
SBMM doesn't exist in Apex

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>>43107853
She just did it againnnn

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Page 10 Confession: I thought you were team Jakov

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Nina doesn't want to end

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>>43108714
wait really?

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Nina is so cute I love her

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>>43108602
>>43108685
I shouldn't have used a distorted because I'm serious btw

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Page 10 confession:

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Is Nina okay

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>>43108574
you must be enjoying cute fussy nina then?

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YOU AINT THE BIG MAN NO MORE, IM THE BIG MAN NOW

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Pg 10 confession

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>>43108574
I still love Enna

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>>43108835
Then spill the beans peep. Who why what where and why, all that shit.

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>>43108526
I could be wrong but I believe yume is usually used for fictional characters so it's kind of wishy-washy for vtubers

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Pg 10 confession: I don't mind that Kotoka enjoys Genshin. I'll watch her stream Genshin if she wants to stream Genshin. If Kotoka is happy, I'm happy.

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iPN genuinely sounds kinda annoying trying to start shit in random APEX matches desu

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>>43109006
I agree in spirit but man i just cannot watch li yue and inazuma again

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>>43109016
he's always been annoying

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>>43109006
I've become this way with Feesh but think she should still limit gacha to once a week at most

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>>43108918
oof that sucks

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>>43109006
I'll enjoy it as long as she doesn't know what she's doing, if she gets good at it it'll be boring as fuck

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how can one hag be so cute

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>>43109072
I think she'll manage to make it fun... I enjoyed watching Elira stream those sections too even though they're my least favorite parts of the story just because Elira has fun reactions to stuff

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>>43108825
The devs tell you yes but from my experience
>On normals, no MMR restrictions and some lobbies are filled with bots if you kept losing
>On ranked, there are restrictions based on MMR but doesn't mean shit (for example during a new season) because all players are reset and high ranked players are thrown to bronze.
>additionally, gold players can get into master/pred lobbies if there isn't that much traffic

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Page 10 Confession: I thought I would be hurt by the retarded schizo rrats about Vox but instead it made me want to support him more to see him succeed and watch another meltdown by the people who try so desperately to take him down.

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>>43108128
Do your reps

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>>43109006
I just wish somebody in Niji would play FGO, the blue rabbit from the other company streamed it and it was really fun

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more terraria with kotoka soon

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>>43109129
This is unironically true. Genshin is way too easy and becomes mind-numbingly boring to watch the minute someone knows what they're doing in it. The longer she stays clueless, the better.

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>>43108918
My condolences

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>>43108929
Stockholm syndrome if I'm coping I guess. I watched her and never looked back. Sometimes she randomly does things on stream that I find really gap moe.

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>>43108574
you say that like its a bad thing

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>>43109211
elira should do it so she can finally learn history

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>>43108918
...

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>>43109178
are there new ones or are you talking about the old ones?

regardless, the majority of us /here/ know that vox's plans are too grand to just stay in niji, so might as well enjoy his unabashed autism while it still lasts before his next phase in life of directing, theater, or whatever

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>>43109211
wouldn't FGO be pretty boring to watch, unless you play the game yourself. at some point, it's just a watered down VN playthrough

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>>43108989
When I yume for Selen I use the character the person behind the screen plays as, and do my best to filter out every trait I can that would point towards irl things like being Canadian or whatever. I do find Cantonese from her voice hot so I use it in my fantasies sometimes but I change the accent in my head and overall I just select exclusively for the traits of Selen I want. I do generally agree though that I need a lot of Kayfabe to yume for vtubers because the "real" person really shows, but eh, I just loosen my grip on reality a bit to compensate

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>>43109407
As a kindred I know that already and I'm fully prepared for when the big G-Day comes. I mean the recent stuff. I just kind of felt nothing and then felt pity that people would go that far for such a petty and trivial reason.

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>>43109507
still kinda amazed that there's a female dragoon among us
i guess i shouldn't be surprised, selen has that confident boyish vibes

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>>43109407
>>43109575
He doesn't plan to leave NijisanjiEN anytime soon, and has implied, if not outright said, that if he ever does graduate, he'd reincarnate as an indie VTuber.

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>>43106132
cover shills in the comments even though cover themselves shut down drama channels in the past

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Valentine's Day, also called Saint Valentine's Day or the Feast of Saint Valentine, is celebrated annually on February 14. It originated as a Christian feast day honoring a martyr named Valentine. Through later folk traditions, it has become a significant cultural and commercial celebration of romance and love in many regions of the world.

There are a number of martyrdom stories associated with various Saint Valentines connected to February 14, including an account of the imprisonment of Saint Valentine of Rome for ministering to Christians persecuted under the Roman Empire in the third century. According to an early tradition, Saint Valentine restored sight to the blind daughter of his jailer. Numerous later additions to the legend have better related it to the theme of love: an 18th-century embellishment to the legend claims he wrote the jailer's daughter a letter signed "Your Valentine" as a farewell before his execution; another tradition posits that Saint Valentine performed weddings for Christian soldiers who were forbidden to marry.

The 8th-century Gelasian Sacramentary recorded the celebration of the Feast of Saint Valentine on February 14. The day became associated with romantic love in the 14th and 15th centuries when notions of courtly love flourished, apparently by association with the "lovebirds" of early spring. In 18th-century England, it grew into an occasion for couples to express their love for each other by presenting flowers, offering confectionery, and sending greeting cards (known as "valentines"). Valentine's Day symbols that are used today include the heart-shaped outline, doves, and the figure of the winged Cupid. In the 19th century, handmade cards gave way to mass-produced greetings In Italy, Saint Valentine's keys are given to lovers "as a romantic symbol and an invitation to unlock the giver's heart", as well as to children to ward off epilepsy (called Saint Valentine's Malady).

Saint Valentine's Day is not a public holiday in any country, although it is an official feast day in the Anglican Communion and the Lutheran Church. Many parts of the Eastern Orthodox Church also celebrate Saint Valentine's Day on July 6 in honor of Roman presbyter Saint Valentine, and on July 30 in honor of Hieromartyr Valentine, the Bishop of Interamna (modern Terni).

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>>43109616
i feel like vox is too attached to his fans right now to pursue a pretty distant job like directing and acting and stuff anytime soon. he'll probably still stream even after he graduates

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>>43109507
God male Pomu and Selen are so hot I wish there were more art of them.

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/nenmen/spy here, sisters are talking about luca schizo's cock right now

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>>43109453
You make it fun by voice-acting the characters, in dialogue, and talking about the actual history. That's what I would do if I was a vtuber.

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I WILL fuck Pomu. I WILL fuck Elira. I WILL fuck Selen. I WILL fuck Rosemi. I WILL adopt Petra. I WILL fuck Nina. I WILL fuck Scarle. I WILL hug Maria.
I WILL fuck Shu. I WILL fuck Ike. I WILL fuck Mysta. I WILL fuck Alban. I WILL fuck Sonny. I WILL fuck Aster. I WILL fuck Doppio.

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>>43109829
Not surprised they're into gross looking penises, it's mostly comfydants in there. They'll eat anything.

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>>43107680
thanks!

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>>43109841
yeah, like a non-voiced VN. i guess it could be fun to watch someone react to the story though

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>>43109829
lowkey ennaschizo has an nice cock

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>>43109918
dropped the image...
sorry

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>>43109992
Enna schizo is Kyo confirmed. Thanks Enna.

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>>43109876
You WILL do nothing.

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>>43109829
Post the dick pic or lies

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Good evening ladies

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heh... psssst... anon... hey... you... yes you... your oshi... they're... cool...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdVEdrOg9lI
someone did some mv remix of millie's sana ako na lang, story's kinda messed up

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I am well fed and now I will sleep. Ty for the early stream Maria. gn

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>>43110069
how new

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>>43109587
Most female dragoons I know of irl are relatively well adjusted gamer girls who want to cheer for someone like them, and would never come /here/, though I guess I could be wrong, since I put up a relatively normie front as well. Who knows, maybe all of my coworkers dream daily of sucking thick dragon dick as she gently slides her hand through their hair and whispers even words of praise and degradation like I do.

>>43109808
I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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>>43109178
This happened to me but with Pomu

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https://puzzle.aggie.io/ql29_H

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>>43109808
the artist did more genderbent selen (i wish we also got more pomu)

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>>43110093
Thanks bud your oshi is cool too

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>>43110296
I hope we get a dragon brother...

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>>43106132
Glad he admitted he only covers drama with Nijisanji.

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>>43110246
another one back to back !

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>>43109178
stop being obsessed with men, it's fucking gay

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>>43110296
my god I want to touch fem shu so badly

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>>43110331
don't make him post him

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>>43109178
I don't think I could look at him the same way if the rumors were true