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Happy Valentines Edition

>What is /lig/?
/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.

>Why /lig/?
Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.

>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

Numbers for 2/13:
1: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (3,499)
2: https://twitch.tv/snuffy (2,930)
3: https://twitch.tv/filian (2,744)
4: https://twitch.tv/onigirien (2,631)
5: https://twitch.tv/BuffPup (2,542)
6: https://twitch.tv/Ikumi (2,425)
7: https://twitch.tv/Trickywi (1,976)
8: https://twitch.tv/Rainhoe (1,942)
9: https://twitch.tv/OkCode (1,568)
10: https://twitch.tv/baoo (1,409)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/vo_ine (16,736) *Korean
2: https://twitch.tv/Emikukis (3,592) *Spanish
3: https://twitch.tv/maoruya (2,919) *Korean

>Wait isn't that one a corpo?
For historical reasons, small companies are fine temporarily as long as they have one talent at 500-ish.

>Twitch Clips Guide
https://pastelink.net/34vd5

>VOD Archival Guide
https://pastebin.com/1i8hF902

>Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEX)
https://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA

>Tiermaker
https://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--unofficial-version-551-maker-maker-embed-tier-list--15161259

>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)
https://www.canva.com/design/DAE-XgWodVg/ofLz4QC1yPPQ4T6TTAE0fw/edit?utm_content=DAE-XgWodVg

>Upcoming Birthdays:
February 14th - Reiyuguigui
February 15th - Saa
February 18th - Moon Jelly
February 22nd - HinaBoBina
February 24th - Snuffy

>Official /lig/ booru
https://booru.plus/+largeindiesglobal

>Ducks
(embed) (embed) (embed) https://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

Other useful threads:
>>>/vt//wvt/
>>>/vt//asp/
>>>/vt//corpo/
>>>/vt//indie/
>>>/vt//vsj+/
>>>/vt//voms/
>>>/vt//vrt/

Previous Thread >>43045770

>> No.43057724
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Orcat <3

>> No.43057757

Stop putting Saruei in the OP, I don't like her.

>> No.43057758

>>43057675
thank you baking OP. buhh

>> No.43057764
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43057764

Squ has a dick.
Can't convince me otherwise.

https://files.catbox.moe/ptlyhk.png
https://files.catbox.moe/laxkb3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/hoz7o4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/o8oby4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/o8oby4.png

>> No.43057770
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im ready for the buh gfe

>> No.43057796

>>43057770
me too maggot champ buhh

>> No.43057801
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43057801

In SIX HOURS it'll be Reiyu's birthday, show your appreciation by contributing to her birthday card! Things are going to be a little different with this one: NSFW is allowed. The full stipulations for an NSFW tile are available in this text file along with a list of some of Reiyu's favorite fetishes.
https://mega.nz/file/9UUVDCoZ#0R5W5637fIjIM-vNKacYpFpn-ddu-h46IyvNUfPHT2k

Of course you can always make an SFW tile as normal, and standard image dimension rules apply, multiples of 200 only (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400). NSFW tiles will be censored for the post image but I will provide a link to the uncensored version as well

>Why allow NSFW for Reiyu but not for x chuuba?
Reiyu is a hentai connoisseur. While other chuubas may appreciate NSFW art, hentai is one of Reiyu's passions. The entire purpose of her lewd club is to allow her to share her enjoyment of hentai and discuss it with her viewers. This is supposed to be a gift to show our appreciation to her as much as it is a fun project for us to participate in, so it should be something that fits the chuuba's personality.

A KK card of Reiyu just released for anyone who wants to make some last minute Koikatsu tiles, also found in the card MEGA
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105333876

I'm aiming to finish the card by 8pm EST on the 14th, so make sure to submit your tiles by then

>> No.43057810

>>43057770
Yes, calling us maggot champs and making throwing up sounds.
Perfect gfe.

>> No.43057819
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>>43057733
That's pretty hot though. Turning the brightness down you can see the callous on her knuckles and exactly where her veins are.

>> No.43057818

>>43057764
would gag on her cock

>> No.43057834

Esl cooking is cute. yunii is cute.

>> No.43057851
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I love Shonshon

>> No.43057858

>>43057819
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.43057868

>>43057819
surprisingly cute actually

>> No.43057870

>>43057810
yes.

>> No.43057878

We need a list of all chuubas who are pandering with maid outfits today, this is ridiculous.

>> No.43057880

>>43057770
I can already hear the lubbers chat lubbers

>> No.43057917

>>43057878
i think there was one in the previous thread

>> No.43057923
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43057923

Valentimes

>LIVE NOW<
InisLein - Valentines music/karaoke/drawing cards for her friends
Buffpup - Dark and Darker w/ ShiaBun/AiCandii
OniGiri - making jelly donuts
Squ - art
Yuniiho - baking a cake
OliviaMonroe - Bloodborne
Rosedoodles - dating/life advice
Lucy - Valentines cooking handcam
Milky - Valentines date with chat
girl_dm_ - Dark Souls 3: daggers only run (pink edition)
>UPCOMING<
2pm Kitanya - Valentines 3D outfit debut
2pm Nina - Valentines date with chat (head hort so no VRC)
2pm Cottontail - Lego building handcam
3pm Shondo - Valentines maid ASMR
3pm Saruei - Valentines cake baking handcam
4pm AliceSawyer - Valentines Imouto GFE (real)
5pm Chibi - maid outfit reveal
5pm Cottontail - Valentines Day: After Dark (Fansly stream)
6pm Coqui - reading romantic scripts/ playing Winning Hearts (wrestling otome game)
7pm girl_dm_ - Youtube karaoke (unarchived)
7pm Lyra - gaming
9pm(?) Grape - PFE (peepeehead friend experience)
9pm Vienna/Bao/Numi/Yuzu/Tricky - Rizzletines Day (reviewing chat submitted dating profiles, either Bao or Numi's channel)
10pm Reiyu - 3D debut/birthday stream
10pm Meat - (has some ideas, possibly VRChat)
10pm Grimmi - Your Cat Gets Married (featuring possum cam)
~~
Tob - Karaoke
Snuffy - drunk League of Legends with Roen

>> No.43057922

>>43057819
mmm the flesh

>> No.43057929

>>43057818
same

>> No.43057952
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https://www.twitch.tv/girl_dm_

wife_dm_ online!

>> No.43057975

>>43057880
kissahomie

>> No.43057979
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43057979

good evening I love my oshi on valentine's day!
https://www.twitch.tv/kitanya_is_here

>> No.43057980

>>43057923
mari also at 3pm est

>> No.43057996

>>43057819
looks like hand of my wife

>> No.43058011
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I love my wife! I hope she's doing okay after her mishap!

>> No.43058033
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43058033

uoooooooohhhhhhhh soft white hands and home baked confections aaaaahhhhh i'm going to parasocial

>> No.43058039

>>43057878
I can't believe Lucy would do this

>> No.43058087

>>43057923
>3pm Shondo - Valentines maid ASMR
>3pm Saruei - Valentines cake baking handcam
One hour until the impact

>> No.43058135

>>43057675
Man I'm glad Astrid is still around making stuff

>> No.43058174

>>43057923
honey please. you're too normal a human being to be posting this stuff for us.

>> No.43058201
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I want to marry Vienna and make her happy

Today's stream was so nice

>> No.43058244

>>43058087
its like a ligger Wednesday but every stream is a special event

>> No.43058307

>>43057878
iirc Moka's redebut outfit is a maid so I don't know if that counts as pandering, or counts double.

>> No.43058316

>>43057923
I want to watch several of these but also none of them

>> No.43058328
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My wife is live for a Valentine's Day chat! She hurt her head and face and so won't be doing VR (she's so clumsy haha!)
https://www.twitch.tv/ninaninin

>> No.43058335
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43058335

i think i fell in love

>> No.43058353

Kitanya...

>> No.43058379

>>43058328
I will take care of Nina's concussion!

>> No.43058391

>>43058353
man...

>> No.43058403

>>43058379
I don't usually concern over her but I hope she tells us what happened

>> No.43058410

>>43057819
god imagine backing her against a wall and pinning her wrists over her head while she tries to resist

>> No.43058415

Are the rumours about Milky... true?

>> No.43058428

>>43058201
Are you going to stay up late to catch her with the whores?

>> No.43058432

>>43058353
Vague sama

>> No.43058437
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>>43057952
These DS challenge run streams have been fantastic

>> No.43058439

>milky goes on date with guy
>takes her home
>he shares his room with 4 kid brothers
>they were there while she hung out with the guy
>at least 1 kept making sexual comments about her
Don't pretend you didn't like that situation milky

>> No.43058453
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>>43058415
yeah

>> No.43058458

>>43058432
Her stream died

>> No.43058466
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>>43058353
it's fiiiiine

>> No.43058468
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43058468

kek

>> No.43058477

I'm happy Lucy's stream went well. Her nervousness got me invested.

>> No.43058478

>>43058403
rough sex?

>> No.43058489

>>43058415
I can confirm the rumor that milky is a nice cow lady with big tits.

>> No.43058505

>>43058478
yeah, with me

>> No.43058508

>>43058458
Ahhhhh fuck that sucks

>> No.43058516
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>>43058428
yes, I hope so

>> No.43058531
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43058531

dirt woman

>> No.43058542
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43058542

Thank you for the cookies Lucy

>> No.43058557

>>43058439
this is what milky fans enjoy hearing about? didnt know you were cucks

>> No.43058568

pls send me cookie lucy
they looked nice

>> No.43058593

>>43058403
>tripped over nothing
Sasuga CEO

>> No.43058607

The Owlbear Jew in Giri's stream is banned in Lucy's

>> No.43058609

a chuuba baked this thread for valentines, tell them it's delicious.

>> No.43058618

>>43058453
woah mamma

>> No.43058621

>>43058087
definitely looking forward to the worst thread in lig history

>> No.43058622

>>43058531
She should wash and shave my balls to prepare them for frying and a legendary testicle sandwitch.

>> No.43058629

>>43058453
I can't see shit in here

>> No.43058644
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43058644

>>43058593
>tripped
She just said she had a random fainting spell, preceded by her ears ringing and nausea. Which...isn't good

>> No.43058688

Ryoninin... Made for domestic abuse.

>> No.43058722

>>43058609
mmmm!~

>> No.43058727

>>43058477
It was fun, a good mix of shitposting and cuteness. I hope she does more handcam stuff in the future

>> No.43058740 [SPOILER] 
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43058740

LUCY'S PUSSY

>> No.43058775

>>43058688
Imagine having an adorable but clumsy wife who no one would suspect you of slapping around, since she regularly gives herself black eyes

>> No.43058777

>>43058087
Thread gonna be unusable and cringe as fuck

>> No.43058802

filian is based

>> No.43058808

>>43058740
Furry, just as expected.

>> No.43058841

Milkies embarrassed horny laugh is amazing

>> No.43058879

>>43058808
of course, she's not a weirdo like shondo.

>> No.43058885
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43058885

CUTE

>> No.43058904

>>43057819
She needs to moisturize those scabby knuckles

>> No.43058920

>>43058740
Cute calico.

>> No.43058941

>>43058885
kitamnma

>> No.43058954
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43058954

youre a lucky fuzzball, Max

>> No.43058956

>>43058740
mogs peepeepoopoo so fucking hard

>> No.43058983

>>43057878
Meat is a likely candidate

>> No.43058986
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43058986

hmm today I will read /lig/ and have a good time

>> No.43059011

>>43058644
thats the nina headcrack special, she talked about it before

>> No.43059014

>>43058740
that's a cute little puss

>> No.43059015
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Kicktanya!

>> No.43059018
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43059018

Laimu taimu
Apparently a dating sim
https://www.twitch.tv/limealicious

>> No.43059031

>>43059011
yeah but usually it's preceded by her seeing blood, this one just happened out of nowhere which is worrying

>> No.43059034

>milky wants to get a bad dragon because she wants to know what it feels like to be creampied
Is she the first lig who wants one not to just put on a shelve?

>> No.43059040

>>43059015
just a kick, nothing else to look at here

>> No.43059045

>>43058740
10/10 pussy, would pet.

>> No.43059060
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43059060

I LOVE VEENER

>> No.43059062

>>43059011
I'll be the one to catch Nina when she faints! I really hope she's ok

>> No.43059065

>>43059034
dyrbi

>> No.43059070
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43059070

Layna breaking into my apartment with rapist intentions

>> No.43059081
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43059081

Have a bloody valentine I spent way to much on this

>> No.43059082

>>43058841
this laughter is healing me

>> No.43059107

>>43059034
At least the first one to admit it publicly

>> No.43059110

Tanya is "friends with benefits" with Inis...

>> No.43059112

>>43059065
What part, there's like 5 things in that post

>> No.43059131

>>43059081
gib the scene so I can post a screenshot in pixiv and not give credits to you :3

>> No.43059144

>>43059034
>bad dragon
>creampied
they added what function? technology is moving too fast

>> No.43059154

>>43059018
hope its sucker for love or something like that. would be great content.

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>> No.43059180

>>43059144
you fucking what mate?

>> No.43059181

>>43059144
the cumming ones have been around for a while

>> No.43059186

>>43059081
it was worth it, your Alice posts are always top tier

>> No.43059204

>>43059144
actual boomer moment

>> No.43059215

>>43059144
It's basically a tube with a syringe at the end. You could probably hook it up to a timer system/piston or something so that you wouldn't have to do it yourself

>> No.43059220

>>43058986
hows that going?

>> No.43059228

>>43059144
Anon you can get ones that lay eggs inside you, we're way past simple creampies

>> No.43059230

>>43059081
Nice work Alice anon

>> No.43059237
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43059237

>>43059131

>> No.43059262

>>43059144
kys the future is now old man

>> No.43059268
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43059268

>spending a year RPing as a cat in school
>gets placed in retard class
>eventually goes back to regular classes because they realize shes just fucking weird

>> No.43059275

>>43059228
You got...evidence of this function actually being used?

>> No.43059282

>>43059110
I know that's not what she meant but I'll choose to imagine.

>> No.43059289

yunii has top tier hands. she is not fat. and her tits are larger than yocci's. she is sex manifest.

>> No.43059324
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>This is where her face is
How tiny is this girl?

>> No.43059328

>>43059081
nice work

>> No.43059341

>>43059289
you have really low standards

>> No.43059351

>>43059324
Actually foxed sized

>> No.43059352

>>43059275
Search ovipositors

>> No.43059373
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>>43059289
When is she going to show her ass?

>> No.43059400
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43059400

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>> No.43059405

>>43059262
It'll be the future when we have male monster sex robots capable of determining when you want them to ignore consent

>> No.43059414

>>43059289
Would she be open to GETTING fat?

>> No.43059413

>>43059275
splorch is one of the popular ones

>> No.43059424

>>43059341
you are a homosexual man that prefers fat manlets, your opinion does not hold water.

>> No.43059441

>>43058740
is fine too...

>> No.43059450
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43059450

>>43059400
I want squ to cum inside me.

>> No.43059474

>>43059373
If she has squ tier ass it would almost be criminal.

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43059495

>>43059268

>> No.43059496

>>43059373
I want to pound that crazy like a black mans elaborate hand shake

>> No.43059505

I want to feed Nina wet chicken.

>> No.43059546

>>43059034
>Is she the first lig who wants one not to just put on a shelve?
do you really think that every ligger that admits to having one never used it?

>> No.43059555
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43059555

>>43057923
Cotton's Lego GF stream was moved to tomorrow

>> No.43059557

>>43059424
Your requirements for "sex manifest" is literally:
>cute hands
>not fat
>big tits
You're a bottom feeder.

>> No.43059571

>>43059555
too busy with her BFs cum leaking out of her

>> No.43059574

>>43059505
why are you like this

>> No.43059607

>>43059505
... chicken soup?

>> No.43059608
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>> No.43059614
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43059614

Filian is LOVE

>> No.43059618

squ's bf in chat

>> No.43059649

>>43059618
yea, me

>> No.43059659
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43059659

>milky enters emo/edgy phase
>kid tells friend he has crush on Milky
>word gets around to her
>she asks him infront of the whole class if its true
>n-no
>asks him to prove it by punching her
>he refuses
>Milky pushes him down and sits on him
>continues to sit on him to assert dominance throughout the year
lucky kid

>> No.43059674

>>43059614
hey you found my locket, give it back

>> No.43059692

>>43059557
t. fat hands no tits streamer

>> No.43059699

>>43057675
excellent OP

>> No.43059734

>>43059659
GOLF
INDIA
WHISKEY
TANGO
WHISKEY
MIKE

>> No.43059768

>>43059268
based retard

>> No.43059769 [DELETED] 

I'm ready to anti in 20 minutes, I have 2 A4 pages of what I'm going to say already.

>> No.43059772

>>43057801
>6 hours
>Card not even halfway filled
Oh no no no Reiyubros.....

>> No.43059783
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43059783

>>43059674
i'll let you have my extra

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43059801

>>43059692
but enough about Lucy's gentle cock grippers

>> No.43059828

>>43059772
why are you this retarded? were you ear raped as a child?

>> No.43059829
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>>43059769

>> No.43059832
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43059832

Her OniBro is actually OniHusband, isn't he?

>> No.43059843

>>43059769
make sure to hydrate

>> No.43059866

>>43059034
Its over bros, she will not be satisfied by a man who cant cum at least 1 liter into her.

>> No.43059886

>>43059832
of course not, take your meds

>> No.43059891

>>43059832
hello newfriend, welcome to /lig/

>> No.43059909
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>>43059614
>>43059783

>> No.43059929

>>43059866
hentai tells me girls will be disappointed if you can't make them vomit semen from anal

>> No.43059937

>>43059546
Didn't Saru says she is interested in owning one but that they are too big for her?

>> No.43059936

>>43059909
>/////<

>> No.43059949

>>43059832
that would be incest! yes they are blood related and married

>> No.43059953

Is CumLover28 actually CumChan_vt’s bf? He keeps saying he is in her chat and she says he is too but I don’t believe it

>> No.43059980

>>43059937
nonsense, they make ones that are smaller than real dicks

>> No.43059982

>>43059909
poor liggerman got raped to death

>> No.43059989

>>43059953
No that's me

>> No.43060040

>>43059980
Maybe she doesn't know how big those are.

>> No.43060064

>>43059937
>Has that cyber womb
>Doesn't like stomach bulge stuff
It's a real shame

>> No.43060107

>>43060064
At least yocci is into horsecock

>> No.43060108
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43060108

Check out the wompers on this broad!

>> No.43060111

>>43059832
i got banned once already by talking about this so i will refrain from answering

>> No.43060129

I enjoy Squ's incessant talking. Reminds me of having a gf.

>> No.43060133

Olivia is not wrong, DKC3 is less forgiving

>> No.43060155

t-minus 11 minutes till shondofags and Raelfags ruin lig for the day

>> No.43060176

>>43060129
Fuck off

>> No.43060188

I love shondo constantly dunking on discord fags, finally put a cap on them trying to ridicule people for not being subbed

>> No.43060194

Squ shaming her mod bf for being unromantic

>> No.43060197

>>43060129
fuck on

>> No.43060199

>>43060155
<3

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>>43060108

>> No.43060247

>>43060129
no one asked blogging faggot

>> No.43060269
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womp womp

>> No.43060289

>>43060155
REV UP THOSE FRYERS

>> No.43060300

>>43060129
kys normalfag

>> No.43060302

>>43060199
no be nise poster to save you today

>> No.43060321

https://www.twitch.tv/comdost
>5 year anniversary
zamn

>> No.43060323
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>> No.43060331
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I'm in

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>>43060155
Love you too, anon

>> No.43060345 [DELETED] 

>>43060300
Commy and cvnka have been on twitch for a long while, they're the real OG fags

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>>43060323
we floating

>> No.43060390
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>>43060323

>> No.43060396

>>43060321
Commy and cvnka have been on twitch for a long while, they're the real OG fags

>> No.43060407

How does the idea of being forever alone make you feel ?

>> No.43060428

>>43060407
slutty

>> No.43060434

>>43060407
no one asked

>> No.43060442
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>>43060407
I'm not alone as long as I have my wife

>> No.43060464
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kek

>> No.43060467

>>43060321
>2view
>not partnered
You're lost

>> No.43060471

>>43060176
>>43060247
>>43060300
Stop posting anytime.

>> No.43060482
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Will Giri have sex today?

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4 minutes

>> No.43060516

>>43060155
alice gfe will be 3rd impact
(yes i know its a joke)

>> No.43060521

>>43060482
yes but not with me, Im saving myself for anon

>> No.43060545

>>43060467
Damn, you got janitor duty on Valentine's Day?

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T-Thanks Juni

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>> No.43060613

I'm posting how I want to marry Lucy one last time before the thread becomes unusable.

>> No.43060647

death to all liggers who watch streams

>> No.43060665
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Tanya's game 3 is robo-bunny

>> No.43060680
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https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
Shondo live with maid asmr. She may still be sick please be nise

>> No.43060681

squ's cake on my face

>> No.43060686

>>43060613
Nice false flag

>> No.43060688
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>> No.43060701

Time for the real gfe.

>> No.43060709

It's time, saru live, shondo live

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wtf

>> No.43060728

>>43060686
You weren't supposed to find out

>> No.43060740
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https://www.twitch.tv/saruei

>> No.43060743

>>43060718
holy shit is this real

>> No.43060745
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>>43060680
I love my wife

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>> No.43060766

Goddamn how is Neener so sexy effortlessly

>> No.43060786

>>43060718
Nina's soft, leathery cum gutters...

>> No.43060810
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>>43060766
greater men than I have pondered for centuries

>> No.43060811

>>43060569
AAAAAAAAAAAA I lover her

>> No.43060863
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I love my wife

>> No.43060876

aaaand my Twitch just broke
fuck's sake

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>>43060766
the world may never know

>> No.43060883

>>43059618
I've been all day on her stream and you just noticed me?

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>>43060718

>> No.43060927

>>43060883
Froshi your gf is sexy af congrats bro

>> No.43060998

I will be watching /lig/gers that people are skipping on today, like Laimu playing Tokimeki Memorial or Olivia playing Bloodborne.

>> No.43061009

>>43060740
All of you clear out, it's time for my date with Saru

>> No.43061035

>>43060883
wow your gf would rather spend valentines with chat than you
gotta sting

>> No.43061064

>>43060718
Those collarbones look so flat

>> No.43061087

>>43061064
still a WIP

>> No.43061094

>>43060998
Olivia playing games not aimed at children isn't that fun to watch, she doesn't make any progress.

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>>43058542

>> No.43061175

>>43060998
kokonut

>> No.43061188
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43061188

>Nina getting dizzy again and ending the stream
AAAAAA I'M GONNA CONCEEEEERRRRRN

>> No.43061201
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43061201

Saru on the telly, time to get drunk. What are you drinking, frogbros?

>> No.43061215

Snuffy also doing VRC tonight, aiming for 6pm EST stream

>> No.43061219

>>43061188
Sorry. I’m taking her to dorzia tonight

>> No.43061245
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>>43060613
I hope Lucy finds a nice guy(TM(me)) who treats her right as a whore princess

>> No.43061247
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>>43061201
six pack of cheap beer

>> No.43061246

>>43061215
aaaaaaaa too many liggers

>> No.43061287

>>43061219
pff, as if you could get a table

>> No.43061291

>>43061245
Sorry anon, I've already called dibs in my head

>> No.43061313

>>43060467
Put respect on Commys name.

>> No.43061327

>>43061215
I hope filian does vrc one day

>> No.43061341
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[Shondo]
They're fuckin' pumpin'

>> No.43061350

>>43061327
meds

>> No.43061361

>>43061341
>Already almost at level 19

>> No.43061375

>>43061188
I'm sure she'll be fine and it's just low blood pressure like she said but I'm still a bit worried

>> No.43061379

>>43061313
commy is frens with my oshi so I like her.

>> No.43061388

>>43061246
They need to milk that Valentines day money out of their desperate goslings

>> No.43061397
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>>43061341
And then there's this guy

>> No.43061402

>>43061160
Girl next door looking at you through your bedroom window from her room

>> No.43061417

>>43061397
>that username
KEK

>> No.43061420

>>43061379
Commy is married to my oshi so I dislike her.

>> No.43061429

>>43060927
Fuck off
>>43061035
I'm still on the chat, so she's still with me

>> No.43061433

>>43061397
Nina's alt exposed

>> No.43061439

>>43061397
based

>> No.43061441

>>43060863
source on the art?

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>>43061397
The pedoposter finally lost it...

>> No.43061455

>>43057923
>OniGiri - making jelly donuts
So... Rice Balls?

>> No.43061465

>>43061397
don't post my messages

>> No.43061474
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>> No.43061475

>>43061441
It's from one of her old skebs, just look through her skeb account for it

>> No.43061486

>>43060718
>no ear fluff
l-lewd

>> No.43061487

>>43061397
looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

>> No.43061491

Bye /lig/. (You) me when Saruei and Shondo ends stream

>> No.43061503

Damn Bunny's tits are fat

>> No.43061511

>>43058557
Some of us are more secure then that. I know, I know, gtfo Normie, kys Reeeee

>> No.43061519

>>43061397
bat alt exposed

>> No.43061521
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43061521

Cute

>> No.43061522

>>43061188
How long was she live for? I was just about to check in.

>> No.43061533
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New Nekopara update just dropped

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>>43061215
Nice

>> No.43061537

>>43061397
forgot the anti-racist pills

>> No.43061541

>>43061522
a little over an hour

>> No.43061544

unicorns get the gas

>> No.43061559

>>43061397
holy zased

>> No.43061564

>>43061544
preferably straight from our oshis' buttholes

>> No.43061573

>>43058740
I would totally boop that cute lil' pink nose.

>> No.43061572

>>43061534
it's chloride, retard

>> No.43061574
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>>43061544
/lig/ is a unicorn thread

>> No.43061575

Away from the mic Rael my beloved

>> No.43061582
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43061582

>Baking for the first time
Kino incoming

>> No.43061596

>>43061574
Based.

>> No.43061598

Can shondo even cook omurice?

>> No.43061606

>>43061574
no we love whores in this house

>> No.43061619
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43061619

>>43061572

>> No.43061620

>>43061574
ogey

>> No.43061628

>>43061606
I want my whores pure

>> No.43061633
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43061633

ahhhhhh CUTE
Inis put the most effort into her Shondo card

>> No.43061647

>>43061511
unironically go back

>> No.43061650

>>43061633
Vcute

>> No.43061652

>>43061633
I love how Inis draws Shondo, it's very cute

>> No.43061670

>>43061633
I like Inis
t. Shondofag

>> No.43061673

>>43061598
She learned from the best >>43053952

>> No.43061687

>>43061564
based and brappilled

>> No.43061689

>>43061582
>white hands
>black painted nails
>baking
Lucy copycat

>> No.43061713

>>43061574
/lig/ is mostly normies with a few very loud virgin posters

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>>43061582
gross

>> No.43061733

>>43061689
ummm ackshually rael invented being a pale brat who is bad at baking

>> No.43061747

>>43061606
>we

>> No.43061749

Momiruei-saruei interaction my beloved

>> No.43061751

>>43061689
uhm actually lucy's nails are purple

>> No.43061753

>>43061574
The absolute state of people who belong on /uoh/

>> No.43061761
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>>43061689
Lucy ripped off my lady of the night

>> No.43061768

>>43061713
look at this normalfag

>> No.43061776

>>43061689
She got invited to the valentine's orgy

>> No.43061797

>>43061747
go back holobrony

>> No.43061804

>dm in a good mood and making little noises while dodging mobs and fighting Gundyr
You know lads, mayocat is kind of cute

>> No.43061825

>>43059237
pls fren :3

>> No.43061829

>>43061175
She was sleeping but she's starting soon so maybe I will.
https://streamable.com/wo4qee

>> No.43061839
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43061839

>>43059659
That is a dangerous Cow.

>> No.43061851

>My mother told me I can just put butter everywhere
French mother

>> No.43061855
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>>43061713
strike that, reverse it

>> No.43061854
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43061854

>>43061689
Have you ever seen Lucy and Saru in the same room

>> No.43061858

>>43061689
uhh ackshually anny invented all of that,

>> No.43061869

>>43061829
fugg the monkey

>> No.43061880

>>43061851
Honestly good cooking advice.

>> No.43061889

>>43061761
Every girl with black nail polish is a vtuber and every vtuber wears black nail polish.

>> No.43061911

>>43061713
this is the most casual time of day, loaded with touristic retards who love to blogpost

>> No.43061923
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43061923

>>43061858

>> No.43061936
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43061936

>>43061689
Lucy has purple nails. Get it right if you're going to be a bitch.

>> No.43061935

>>43061911
look at this tourist

>> No.43061950

>I am prepared
>I watched a Youtube video
Hey, she's just like a surgeon!

>> No.43061992

>>43061851
Smart mom, butter unironically goes good with everything. Fats are essential for digesting some types of nutrients, and it doesn't spike blood sugar (thus creating fat) the way carbs do. People who use fake butter are stupid, it tastes worse, and it's less healthy as well.

>> No.43062038

>>43061923
kek

>> No.43062044

>>43061992
How many times do you need to hit backspace because your obese sausage fingers hit 5 keys instead of one

>> No.43062063
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43062063

fabulous

>> No.43062065

Rael just grease the pan why the fuck are you using wax paper

>> No.43062072

>>43061992
it's also cheaper

>> No.43062083

>>43061722
Anon, have you never seen a less-than-ripe strawberry? Eat some fucking fruits and vegetables for once

>> No.43062091
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43062091

http://poal.me/h4jl01

>> No.43062099

>>43061880
Yeah, greasing the tin is pretty essential. She could have gotten away with the paper on bottom and greased sides

>> No.43062112

>>43062065
parchment is way more newbie proof

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43062139

>>43062091

>> No.43062145

>>43060718
Oh shit, she combined genes with Moriko.

>> No.43062146

>>43062065
I imagine she's going to follow the recipe exactly

>> No.43062157

>>43062139
wtf

>> No.43062177

>>43061992
Thank you Nemu

>> No.43062215

>ink already in pan
>would put glue in if she had any
Poor momiruei

>> No.43062224

Everything I know about cooking I've learned from /lig/.

>> No.43062230

>>43062112
Funny thing is, she probably could have just ordered some ready done paper thats in a heart shape

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>>43060863

>> No.43062259
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rael pls

>> No.43062262
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43062262

RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 43 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIÄ SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

>> No.43062267

>>43062224
I also love microwaving my foreskin (from my dad bod) in a paper plate

>> No.43062278
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43062278

>>43061761
Heart for Lucy's only VIP

>> No.43062284

>>43062267
mmm jerkyskin

>> No.43062304

>>43062224
That's not good

>> No.43062313

>>43061855
Nah

>> No.43062312

>>43062278
Putting my cock in there

>> No.43062335

>>43062313
ye

>> No.43062345

Ohnononononono

>> No.43062356

Chat backseating cooking wrong again, I hope someone doesn't oneguy saru into something even more wrong than what she's doing

>> No.43062365

>>43062215
Just eat around them, she's working hard on this cake

>> No.43062366

>Inis raided Shondo twice
How the fuck

>> No.43062388

ikumi is live

>> No.43062395

I would eat saru's cake

>> No.43062410

>>43062366
raid machine broke

>> No.43062413 [DELETED] 
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>> No.43062418
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43062418

shut the fuck up she's trying her best

>> No.43062417

>>43061829
I just watched this on a loop

>> No.43062421

>Substituting already
oh no no no

>> No.43062432

>>43062278
a heart straight to my heart

>> No.43062474

>>43062413
the sex group

>> No.43062477

>>43061858
Not really

>> No.43062508

>>43062421
Well you don't get corn syrup outside America

>> No.43062511
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>>43062413
I posted the low res version mb

>> No.43062529

>>43062508
Why did Saru get an American recipe?

>> No.43062537

>>43062413
>>43062511
dogfuckers

>> No.43062540

>hasnt even done anything but prep the pan
>NONONO ITS ALL WRONG
cooking backseaters unironically worse than soulsfags

>> No.43062571
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https://www.twitch.tv/kirsche
What the fuck, even Kirsche's doing Valentine's ASMR.

>> No.43062581

>>43062529
it's korean

>> No.43062595

>>43062540
cooking and DIY has the absolute worst backseaters even before streaming or internet was a thing.

>> No.43062599

>>43061397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dUd3CVNJbM

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>>43062581

>> No.43062624

>>43062540
Noo you have to line the pan in exactly 1 specific way otherwise the cake is ruined!

>> No.43062632

>>43062421
Good thing she's keeping the most important ingredient love

>> No.43062637

>>43062511
Squ and dya for asses,
Yocci, yuuni, and momo for tits
Yenkoes for cute
All and all a good group

>> No.43062650

>>43062624
This but unironically

>> No.43062652

>>43062421
>>43062508
>>43062529
Someone please explain. Lucy did it as well. I live in America and have never used corn syrup when baking. What's the purpose?

>> No.43062662

>>43062605
merely pretending, right

>> No.43062673
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43062673

consensual valentine sex with my cute goblin enslaver

>> No.43062685

>>43062652
It's just liquid sugar

>> No.43062687

>>43062632
yeah, for me

>> No.43062693

>>43062673
Rough valentine rape with my goblin slave

>> No.43062713

>milky might end up watching conspiracy videos again
this is the best date

>> No.43062730

how the fuck didn't mommyruei teach her anything growing up?

>> No.43062733

Wow, this Saru stream is low tier compared to the Christmas one. She really doesn't care about us.
She will put the cake in the bin straight after the stream.
I can finally unsub after 13 months.

>> No.43062739

>>43062652
You don't become morbidly obese if you don't use it

>> No.43062741

>>43062540
It's a bit right? Chat isn't actually that retarded right?

>> No.43062758

>>43062537
God I wish yucchi would coerce and trick Momo into taking a big fat dog knot.

>> No.43062760

>>43062730
anoza timeline

>> No.43062770

>>43062733
You got dubs! You need to anti harder!

>> No.43062783

>>43062730
Tell me anon did your father teach you how to work with wood or metal or other manly things of that nature?

>> No.43062803

>>43062758
you got it backwards

>> No.43062817

>>43062652
corn syrup is just a type of sugar. Its main use is getting a specific type of texture to go with the sweetness, dry sugar can't do it all.

>>43062540
I've handled a few cans of rustoleum so I'm a bit of an expert when it comes to non stick spray tech. First you swipe your arm, the arm starts in motion. Then time the trigger to hit the pan. No clumps, no wet paint spots, a nice even coat.

>> No.43062819

>>43062652
A lot of older recipes from companies used it in addition to white sugar to make you buy more products from them. It also has a more pronounced “sweet” flavor but a lot of people don’t like that cloying property

>> No.43062822

>>43062733
two pages and thats all you could come up with? very weak

>> No.43062842

At least she didn't just do RP/ASMR like nearly every vtuber. Ain't no way this comes out edible tho.

>> No.43062864

>>43062685
Just use regular sugar? I can understand mixing brown sugar and granulated sugar, even adding molasses if you want, but corn syrup on top of that just seems weird.

>> No.43062868

I wish I liked ASMR, I really do

>> No.43062866
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>>43062571 (Me)
This is like one of scripted ASMRs Milky does, it's pretty interesting.

>> No.43062876

>>43062783
uh, he did
mom taught me a bunch about cooking too

>> No.43062883

If chat makes giri guide saru the entire stream this is going to be a very boring stream

>> No.43062917

>>43062842
Loads of other chuubas have been cooking today.

>> No.43062920

>>43061992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVEKLuxmDKM

Seriously, raw Goats butter and milk is actually the healthiest for human consumption and are far more sustainable to raise then Cows.

>> No.43062949

>>43062883
It'll only be boring if frog doesn't show feet.

>> No.43062958

>>43062883
disagree, Id much rather watch her do it properly with Giri's help then chat misguide her and go against the recipe so it turns out shit

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43062986

Would you trust this maid with your ears?

>> No.43062998

>>43062876
You're quite lucky then
Many people in my age group (including myself) had parents that just expected us to learn things by osmosis. Including how to cook. As a result, we didn't learn shit, and we've had to learn for ourselves well into adulthood

>> No.43062999

>>43062883
thank god she denied her so i don't have to hear her chink hag voice

>> No.43063039

Even Giri is concernfagging in Saru's chat

>> No.43063047

>>43062730
I don't think Saru was much of a listener.

>> No.43063059

Saru has a mixer!?

>> No.43063077

>>43062986
No

>> No.43063081

>>43062864
You could make syrup to do the job, but most people don’t think far enough ahead to prep and cool it for use

>> No.43063094

>>43063039
Giris literily been telling chat multiple times to trust saru and that she will be fine

>> No.43063097
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43063097

If you open Shondo's stream you can't leave until you order everything

>> No.43063103

>>43063059
everything she has, she bought on Amazon for this stream (look at the cord)

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she's hopeless

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>>43062986

>> No.43063201

>>43062986
Maybe not but it's not like I have a choice.

>> No.43063266

>>43062986
do you think she knows the whole ear pick thing is because asians have dry earwax because I only learned that like 2 years ago

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>>43062571

>> No.43063273

>>43063097
>No prices
It's one of those places where everything is super expensive

>> No.43063272

>>43062998
zoomer? anyway that sucks, parents are supposed to teach you the basics.

>> No.43063345

We burning bread fast

>> No.43063349

Based Mommyruei

>> No.43063370

>>43062817
>>43062819
Is this the same corn syrup when you read high fructose corn syrup on the label? It's probably not true, but my mom would look for products that use real sugar over corn syrup because it's healthier(?).

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43063393

>I never caked before

>> No.43063399

>>43063273
Yeah I bet that ear cleaning is more than 2 packs of cigarettes and that fancy tuning fork is probably 2.5 handjobs

>> No.43063432

aight, let her cook.

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>> No.43063471

saruei speaking French to your kids while you bake for her because she’s hopeless in the kitchen

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>>43062758
>Do you have any idea how you emboldened the Red-Rocket gang by getting me to say that?

>> No.43063498
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43063498

I showered, I'm ready

>> No.43063503

>>43062998
You never made pancakes with your mom?

>> No.43063505

imma clip that audio and fap to it

>> No.43063513

>>43063471
>saruei speaking French to your kids
absolutely not

>> No.43063525

>>43062998
My parents had one simple trick of not allowing me to use certain things until they decided I was ready and then I took it from there.

>> No.43063539
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43063539

>makes tomato soup
>it's brown
>game registers it as salmon steak with potatoes
how

>> No.43063547

>>43063393
https://youtu.be/TF0Rj1MBUSM?t=1321s

>> No.43063553

Do you think she's wondering what the mixer would be like on her clit?

>> No.43063566

>>43063097
Kalimba sounds fun

>> No.43063601

Ganbatte frog

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>>43063566
She's doing tuning fork right now, I guess kalimba is next

>> No.43063651

>>43063503
Not with her, no. The kitchen was her domain, and it wasn't until my brother and I ignored her rules that we actually started to learn how to cook

>> No.43063661

>>43063345
faster

>> No.43063668

>>43063444
SAUCE

>> No.43063689

>>43062758
How would you trick someone into taking a dog dick, dress it up as a doctor and say its a gynecologist?

>> No.43063728

>>43063689
strategically placed banana peels

>> No.43063737

>>43062998
I remember that dad who went viral a couple years ago because he was mocking his 9yr daughter for crying over not knowing how to use a can opener. My retard in christ you and your spouse are the ones in charge of teaching that.

>> No.43063747
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43063747

So a whisking life hack is to stab through a paper towel with the whisks. It acts like a lid and absorbs the splatter

>> No.43063771

Saruei thick cream

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>>43063661

>> No.43063797

>>43063747
Wow cool this looks like it wouldn't work at all

>> No.43063813

>>43063747
Holy shit

>> No.43063831
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43063831

i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her

>> No.43063846

>>43063747
please make this the OP image

>> No.43063854

Wait, does chat think sarus whisking egg whites?

>> No.43063868

>>43063831
Best post ITT

>> No.43063874

saru so weak and frail she can't hold a mixer

>> No.43063902

>>43063874
woman

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>>43063846
Do it

>> No.43063922

>>43063651
First thing my mom taught me to make was sandwiches. Then cookies, cakes, followed by pancakes and eggs. After that it was more observational learning since cooking meat is just a matter of timing.

>> No.43063941

>>43063689
Chain them up and set the dog loose.

>> No.43063975

>all the liggers are assembling to see this go wrong

>> No.43063979

>>43063941
but that's rape

>> No.43063988

>>43063747
>gets caught in the whisk and flings batter everywhere
AIEEEEE I GOT TRICKED AGAIN

>> No.43064000

>>43063747
anon...

>> No.43064015

>>43063269
heh

>> No.43064033

>>43063846
No

>> No.43064052

>>43063874
The vibration from the whisks is travelling down her sub dermal armour and stimulating her cyber womb

>> No.43064074

>>43063979
Not really, it's the dog doing it and knows no better.

>> No.43064084

>>43063668
https://skeb.jp/@mid_skb/works/184

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43064086

>Damn I wonder what Momo is doing for valentines
>Apex with male collab

>> No.43064091

>>43063988
but how? It's just 2 spinning smooth poles, with nothing to grip on.

>> No.43064114

>>43063979
the law doesn't cover dogs

>> No.43064118

>>43063874
Handhelds are fine, but stand mixers are the real deal

>> No.43064144

filianIsLost will go live tonight at 6pm pacific… please pray with me

>> No.43064147

>>43064086
Aiming for the NTR viewers

>> No.43064150

>>43064118
I became erect the first time I used a real Kitchenaid

>> No.43064153

>>43064086
If you ever wonder what momo is doings it's a collab with males.

>> No.43064194

>>43064091
hold a paper towel parallel to the ground with one hand

>> No.43064223
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43064223

>>43063782
>Buh!-buh!-buh!-buh!-buh!-buh!
>Breed me right now!
>Breed me right now!
>Breed me right now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S0yxR0auh8

>> No.43064248

>>43064223
Please stop

>> No.43064252

>Likes bird watching
I'm starting to think that Shondo's cat genuinely thinks it's a person

>> No.43064253

>>43064091
Anon, the whisks are pointing down. The second you turn it on the paper slides down and gets whisked into your batter.

>> No.43064256

>>43064074
>>43064114
obviously the one tying her up with the intent to release a horny dog would be the rapist in that case, but i'm not sure what the law says about what kind of crime that would be. someone ask juni.

>> No.43064262

>>43064153
>>43064086
how did she got big in the first place

>> No.43064272

>>43064223
Now I remember why I stopped posting Layna

>> No.43064295

>>43064194
you drape it over the bowl anon

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That was pretty kino.

>> No.43064344

>>43063747
I think this would work better with a paper plate

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43064345

>>43064086
surely she'll start doing solo streams again this year

>> No.43064361

>>43064262
by being a gamer girl and streaming for 8 years

>> No.43064367

>>43064337
I fucking hate that word

>> No.43064372

>>43064253
It just wraps around the (small) bowl and becomes a lid. source: Trust me bro

>> No.43064380

I will make the next thread

>> No.43064392

>>43064344
>I think this would work better with a paper plate
Unironically

>> No.43064399

>>43064367
ogey

>> No.43064409

>>43064380

>>43063747

>> No.43064430

new
>>43064421
>>43064421
>>43064421
>>43064421

>> No.43064436
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>>43064144
I join you in prayer, brother. with our wills combined, we will manifest Filianislost into reality.

>> No.43064437

>>43064344
definitely

>> No.43064452

>>43064430
RUINED

>> No.43064477

>>43064430
Coward OP

>> No.43064500
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43064500

>>43064452
>>43064477
Should have drawn a chuuba instead

>> No.43064516

>>43064436
>prayer
>manifestation
you can't even /x/ right

>> No.43064644

>>43064272
Really? Because there are those who regularly get told to off themselves for making inoffensive posts about her but haven't let it stop them.

>> No.43064717

>>43064644
They offend my sensibilities

>> No.43065268

>>43064717
Forced impreg and anti-posting? Meh?
Joke about her wanting to have a baby? Muh sensibilities! I'm offended!
Stop taking it personal! The power of God and Anime compels you!:
https://youtu.be/RR6mCj-Ni70?t=156

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