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NASFAQ General - Nabi Has To Shit Edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for non-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/


F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (don't buy towa) (embed) (embed)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Another fund trading sheet, but up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>42628056

>> No.42825456

Ohhhhhhh

>> No.42825765
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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 28)
>Kaoru :: $36,087.38
>Sana :: $29,497.42
>Roboco :: $18,216.77

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 52)
>Hololive :: -$19,298.56
>Haato :: -$18,971.95
>Ina'nis :: -$18,253.31

Overall Average Adjustment is -$460.38
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,123.73
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,467.21

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and don't forget to have a decent breakfast.

>> No.42826105

Hololive x10
Sora x10
Roboco x10
Miko x10
Suisei x10
AZKi x10
Mel x10
Fubuki x10
Matsuri x10
Aki x10
Haato x10
Aqua x10
Shion x10
Ayame x10
Choco x10
Subaru x10
Mio x10
Okayu x10
Korone x10
Pekora x10
Rushia x10
Flare x10
Noel x10
Marine x10
Kanata x10
Coco x10
Watame x10
Towa x10
Luna x10
Lamy x10
Nene x10
Botan x10
Polka x10
Laplus x10
Lui x10
Koyori x10
Chloe x10
Iroha x10
Calliope x10
Kiara x10
Inanis x10
Gura x10
Amelia x10
IryS x10
Sana x10
Fauna x10
Kroniiv
Mumei x10
Baelz x10
Risu x10
Moona x10
Iofi x10
Ollie x10
Melfissa x10
Reine x10
Zeta x10
Kovalskia x10
Kanaeru x10
Ui x10
Nana x10
Pochimaru x10
Ayamy x10
Nabi x10
Nachoneko x10
Rurudo x10
Miyabi x10
Izuru x10
Aruran x10
Rikka x10
Astel x10
Temma x10
Roberu x10
Shien x10
Kaoru x10
Oga x10
Altare x10
Dezmond x10
Syrios x10
Vesper x10
Civia x10

>> No.42826159

>>42826105
why are you selling all of that

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>>42826159
To compete

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Post em!

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Jman8686 currently has 11 expired items on the auctions page, each of which cost him $1,000 every 15 minutes. The total amount he pays a day is $1,056,000. Not only can he afford to pay the cost thanks to dividends, but he'll make a profit as long as someone buys his items for at least $31M in a month
His current NW is $910,350,988, 93% of which come from money players have given him through auctions. In other words, you're missing out as a new player if you don't flood the auction house with expensive items
Also please fix picrel devs, it prevents anons from removing unsold items and kills the auction house

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>>42833662
This has generally annoyed me for a while and I've came up with a couple ideas on how to solve this, namely the best two I can think of is limit a starting price to 5-10% of their current liquid, or charge them an instant % tax on the starting price, or would you guys prefer for me to grug limit all starting prices to a million max? Other suggestions are welcome, I can put a poll up if people give feedback on these thanks!
In the meantime, Jman you can just self bid on them to get rid of them.
-trial dev

>> No.42836905

>>42836706
Make the tax a % of the starting bid instead of a flat fee. If they go into the red and can't pay the fee, ALL of their auctions come down and no refunds are issued, and they also lose their Auction License.

>> No.42837420

>>42836706
>grug limit all starting prices to a million max
That sounds good. Unsold spam can easily be removed, and since you can only sell one type of item at a time, you won't have more than 70 or 80 items up at a time from one player

>> No.42839289

>>42836706
>grug limit all starting prices to a million max?
This is good, stuff that costs more than one million will get higher bids anyway
Other problem is poorer players selling event items to double their networth, but I'm one of the people who buy event items so I can't say much on that

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>>42836905
>and they also lose their Auction License
I love it

>> No.42842874

>>42842371
I think we need more mechanics that outright tell you to fuck off until you're ready. The Fund license should be one of them, too.

>> No.42844128

>completely dead auction house
>someone posts stupid prices
>waaaaaaaah someone used the feature in a way i dont wike!
>come up with no fun allowed nazi mechanics to balance it
sigh, regret bumping this thread earlier

>> No.42844547

>>42844128
If you're one of two posting auctions, don't take it personally, you're not the first to abuse the auction house by a long shot

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>>42844547
No I don't have any auctions up. Not to mention any time i buy from the auction house I end up paying a fortune because everyone loves to actually contest me whenever I do buy something.
Anyways sorry that you think there needs to be self interest involved, but is it just me who notices this? Everyone here has jumped on an opportunity to squeeze someone elses fun out of the game. Happens every time, look at all the people relishing this idea of making one of the few players who are probably actually having fun get crushed for having fun. Someone comes up with an idea that might make the game more fun? 10 people jump to say the idea sucks ass and will never make the game good. Someone comes sup with an idea to kill one of the rare people still messing around and trying to have fun? 10 people jump in to say wow yeah that person having fun was really pissing me off to! Really weak shit if you ask me.

>> No.42845169

>>42844128
>First actual discussion of mechanics in something like 5 threads
>"Stop being nazis and wanting to balance the game"
Shit like this is why the game is fucked. No caps, limits, restrictions, or consequences have made the game easy and sloppy, and the devs catering to the lazy idiots that don't even want to look at a chart that is literally handed to them every day has had significant and severe long-term consequences on the game's health.
The exact moment NASFAQ didn't have any punishment mechanics in place for Fund-based trading was the moment that honk may as well have packed the fuck up and closed the site. Nobody can reasonably be challenged anymore, and new players have not a single chance to get in. A reset won't bring those players back, and seasons won't either.

>> No.42845613

>>42845169
unfuckingbelievable. So you think the way forward for this game to make the auction house literally nobody uses have more strict rules and punishment for using it? Its so backwards thinking I just truly don't know how to argue with someone who thinks that.

>> No.42845863

>>42845161
>Someone comes up with an idea that might make the game more fun? 10 people jump to say the idea sucks ass and will never make the game good
Ironic you're saying this considering your post there >>42844128 was exactly like that, but your point isn't exactly wrong, given the amount of "I'll stop playing this game if you do this" responses there have been to dev posts without being willing to debate afterwards

Anyway the reason I brought up the subject wasn't to tell anon to not post expensive auctions, it's that anons will usually only bid if the items are related to their oshi, leading to expired auctions filling the page when you enter it, and no one bothering to scroll down to check new ones. We've had this problem for months with other players, and it pretty much killed the auction system until their auctions were finally bought.
If you're so angry about anons suggesting to put a cap on starting price, you could have made another suggestion, like putting expired auctions on the bottom of the page so that it would allow the system to work as usual, instead of just going on a rant about anons discussing the game in the thread

>> No.42845865

>>42845613
No, I think the solution is to make the auction house useful, and THEN implement mechanics that make it so that you have to actually think before you list 20 things at prices no reasonable person will ever buy. You should be punished for making willfully retarded financial decisions. That's one of the core pillars of the game, and it's been eroded by insistence that players NOT have to answer for their intentionally idiotic actions.

>> No.42847821

>>42845863
I just didn't see it as fun I guess, because it seemed intended to harm people who didn't play how other people thought they should play. I guess I can sort of understand, still the way people were talking about it bothered me.
>>42845865
I would love to see a useful auction house, but the one we have right now serves no purpose truly besides wiring money to friends or noobs and occasionally selling limited items. the entire concept here though with people saying shit like revoke their license or tax them to the point they can't play the game, its not even fun, I just don't get it. Its not making the game better in any way at all. Just set a 5 item limit for auctions up so they can't flood the market if your truly this worried about people going overkill, you want to prevent a flooded market fine, but imo your concept of punishing people for not listing things at dirt cheap prices sucks. Its not a willfully retarded financial decision the people that buy it are the ones making the willfully retarded financial decision anyways, and there ARE people who buy it as you can clearly see, so I am not so sure that your argument is about poor financial decisions rather than just being angry someone listed a high price on their item.
Also if you want a useful auction house you need useful items. I would actually like to see the implementation of useful items, perhaps through a secondary gacha system, because money is broken, I think the best way would be to have like 5 items with a 75/15/7.5/2/.5 (numbers could be discussed) and the way you gacha is buy trading 100 of a coin and each coin would have 5 items you could gain with each rarer item being better of course and x amount of equippable slots and they would affect solo trading only (to make it more viable again). that is just a spitball for coming up with ideas though on something that actually sounds fun (to me) anyways and obviously not very well thought out so don't kill me if something there isn't perfectly sound.
But yes I am not against a useful auction house or something like limiting the amount you can fill up the auction house with or something like what >>42845863 suggested, but I really am against the idea of permanently destroying someone for attempting to overcharge for an item or making all of the rare items not worth listing in the first place from a max limit. Sorry for the wall of text

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It's can be disheartening when it feels like 1/4 things I'll suggest to help balance things or fix things usually gets met with complaints but no alternative suggestion was given. For example the rushia and civia adjustment, where all I was met with was "I will abayo" rather than having a discussion like I asked, until a month later someone gave me one point to consider and I happily went along with it. So I will thank you guys for having one after the initial bit.
In this case I am happy as well to consider literally any other suggestion including 'don't do it', just because I suggest something doesn't mean it actually has to happen.
Would people prefer that when an auction expires they eat a 5% listing tax and the item is returned to them? Originally this was the idea I had but I felt that was going to equally crush people who didn't know better without some limit. Last time this situation happened the dude couldn't exactly keep up with the fees and left from my understanding, I'd rather avoid this in the future and in the present somehow, even if it is entirely self inflicted, but ONLY if people want it.
>>42847821
For the last point about the rare items, I reckoned this was the use case for the "limit a starting price to a % of their liquid" cause this doesn't directly cost anything, and means that noobs won't accidentally screw themselves over, while allowing large players to still do fun large numbers, plus usually anything rare would be bet all the way up
-trial dev

>> No.42848858

>>42848486
I want to add the reason this annoys me isn't due to the stupid prices themselves, but the fact that it effectively kills off unsuspecting noobs in fees, and partially that it does ultimately clutter up the auction.
-trial dev

>> No.42850112

>>42848486
>Would people prefer that when an auction expires they eat a 5% listing tax and the item is returned to them?
Having an auction automatically cancelled when the item isn't bid upon sounds like a nice way to avoid cluttering
Also trialdev love

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I'm not reading all of that.

>> No.42851472

>>42848486
As long as its done in a new player friendly way I'll concede I suppose, my biggest gripe was how many people wanted the punishment to be the end of their nasfaq career. Limit starting price to % of liquid isn't really that bad I guess, and maybe make expired items just return to inventory with only a 1% fee if you think there needs to be one, its a small punishment that doesn't punish if you post a single expensive item but if you post many expensive items it will quickly become punishing (without becoming a death sentence), and new players shouldn't be susceptible to this at all with the % liquid starting price forcing all of their listings to be relatively cheap.

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 221,486,520, a change of 0.92% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,768,582. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 6 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 51):
>Ayamy :: +9.1%
>Vesper :: +5.1%
>AZKi :: +4.4%
>Korone :: +3.8%
>Ollie :: +3.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 29):
>Matsuri :: -4.9%
>Moona :: -4.4%
>Kaoru :: -3.9%
>Astel :: -3.5%
>Sana :: -3.3%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,203,458.01 liquid to start with. This is a change of 4.16% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $9,433,697,102,334.03, a change of 4.89% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $42,592.65. There are 25 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.
>Aruran currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 5 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 60):
>Kaoru :: +184.6%
>Nabi :: +64.3%
>Roboco :: +54.7%
>Sana :: +54.4%
>Miko :: +31.8%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 20):
>Haato :: -34.1%
>Chloe :: -29.0%
>Flare :: -25.3%
>Ina'nis :: -20.7%
>Pekora :: -19.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>13 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>30 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>37 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Hololive :: $384.42 Up :: $3,908.31 from adj.
>Gura :: $334.86 Up :: $3,404.41 from adj.
>Subaru :: $311.15 Up :: $3,163.33 from adj.
>Luna :: $286.86 Up :: $2,916.44 from adj.
>Marine :: $273.08 Up :: $2,776.29 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Shien :: -$0.87 Down :: -$8.83 from adj.
>Astel :: $1.44 Up :: $14.68 from adj.
>Syrios :: -$2.41 Down :: -$24.53 from adj.
>Koyori :: -$4.68 Down :: -$47.58 from adj.
>Melfissa :: $7.31 Up :: $74.28 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $85.50 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $119.26 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$60.80 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

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Don't forget to answer the divegrass poll, or we'll have problems!
>>42787341

>> No.42855990

>>42825353
cool op

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>> No.42866139

I'm surprised how tame it is currently, I thought there'd be a lot more shit threads about considering gura is back

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>> No.42871971

up

>> No.42872324

Bet is up for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4ZNZ-pTgEU
Go watch and gamble.

>> No.42877097

bump

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>>42850514
basado, me neither
>>42866139
they haven't woken yet. just wait. when the burgers sleep tonight, we die.

>> No.42885336

>>42882475
you shall live

>> No.42887473

bump

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>> No.42889026

Are we dead?

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>>42889026
only the living die

>> No.42891965

>>42889026
not yet

>> No.42894075

10

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>> No.42897748

>>42894563
chammers love

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 31)
>Aqua :: $53,029.42
>Shion :: $41,923.10
>Aki :: $30,751.53

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 49)
>Marine :: -$16,689.58
>Nana :: -$13,190.10
>Fauna :: -$12,648.39

Overall Average Adjustment is $859.19
Average Upward Adjustment is $8,395.64
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,908.77

Don't get baited, and pick up some good deals.

>> No.42901337 [DELETED] 

Today's best price to dividends coins based on last week's dividends:

Suisei: 10,37%
Nachoneko: 9,60%
Roboco: 7,89%
Pekora: 7,48%
Flare: 7,35%
Polka: 7,34%
Polka: 7,12%
Fauna: 7,11%
Polka: 6,97%
Kanata: 6,89%

>> No.42902101

Today's best price to dividends coins based on last week's dividends:

Suisei: 10,37%
Nabi: 9,60%
Hololive: 7,89%
Mio: 7,48%
Okayu: 7,35%
Towa: 7,34%
Watame: 7,12%
Calliope: 7,11%
Kanata: 6,97%
Subaru: 6,89%

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>>42590363

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Won't be about to bump today

>> No.42905789

I'm here's

>> No.42907781

meow

>> No.42911533

AI chatbots are great. They get confused and forget past prompts when you talk with them for a long time, but they're still good at making stories and as masturbating aid. Mostly for masturbating

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Ok I am back earlier than expected

>> No.42916999

Okaeri

>> No.42919061

Where wah

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 222,317,136, a change of 0.38% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,778,964. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 4 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 7 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 49):
>Nana :: +8.8%
>Astel & Izuru :: +8.2%
>Syrios :: +7.7%
>Ayamy & Vesper :: +4.6%
>AZKi :: +4.2%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 31):
>Kaoru :: -13%
>Aruran :: -7.5%
>Miyabi :: -6.1%
>Roboco :: -4.8%
>Sana :: -4.4%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,276,521.99 liquid to start with. This is a change of 6.07% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $10,254,947,531,519.70, a change of 8.71% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $46,127.56. There are 21 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 4 days.
>Syrios currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, breaking Aruran's 5-day streak.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 52):
>Shion :: +83%
>Aqua :: +81.7%
>Aki :: +60.1%
>Flare :: +53.7%
>Fubuki :: +43%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 28):
>Syrios :: -44.3%
>Astel :: -41.9%
>Nana :: -36.2%
>Izuru :: -33.8%
>Fauna :: -30.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>8 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>21 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>48 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Marine :: $391.89 Up :: $3,918.89 from adj.
>Aqua :: -$354.49 Down :: -$3,544.88 from adj.
>Mio :: $317.15 Up :: $3,171.53 from adj.
>Sora :: $316.01 Up :: $3,160.12 from adj.
>Gura :: $303.34 Up :: $3,033.40 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Botan :: -$3.42 Down :: -$34.21 from adj.
>Roboco :: -$6.27 Down :: -$62.68 from adj.
>Laplus :: -$11.20 Down :: -$112.01 from adj.
>Lui :: -$12.75 Down :: -$127.49 from adj.
>Altare :: -$12.82 Down :: -$128.19 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $59.37 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $125.55 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$86.22 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

>> No.42931284

>>42928148
Thanks as always!

>> No.42935190
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figured out how to make my ps4 controller vibrate forever, see you later losers

>> No.42935529

thats how I came for the first time ever
>>42928148
grug thanks your saying

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anon you look sleepy, drink this

>> No.42948803

made myself some coffee but thanks anyways

>> No.42952450

I'm out of coffee

>> No.42954367

>Can't download shorts using yt-dl
What sorcerous writings are we using to get around Susan's wards these days?

>> No.42954721

>>42954367
>yt-dl
try yt-dlp, works on my machine

>> No.42957588
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>> No.42958746
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Poi doesn't show daily and weekly views anymore... But hey at least channel icons were updated

>> No.42958934
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42958934

>>42919061
here wah
>>42954367
what "use yt-dlp" said. pretty sure you can just re-write the URL. god, I hate the fucking shorts playback UI. I need to figure out how to make a Requestly rule for:
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6bJ27ELV5fU
fuck this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bJ27ELV5fU
that's the stuff
>>42935190
inb4 "my PS4 controller died"
that battery and those motors aren't made for that, kek

>> No.42959673

>>42958746
It actually does you just have to scroll sideways for them.
It's as stupid as it sounds.

>> No.42959886

>>42959673
>zooming out doesn't show more columns
Holy retarded ui. At least the api still works

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>>42959673
>centered content
>shit ton of white space
holy fucking cancer

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>>42960620

>> No.42967101

>>42958746
Just seen this update myself... yikes. I can only hope they fucked up and will fix it soon

>> No.42968375
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42968375

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 31)
>Gura :: $141,007.82
>Shion :: $43,293.97
>Miyabi :: $20,063.82

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 49)
>Botan :: -$34,687.09
>Noel :: -$15,989.65
>Suisei :: -$15,560.93

Overall Average Adjustment is $734.29
Average Upward Adjustment is $10,843.70
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,661.46

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and holy fucking shit I kneel cunnychads. You can have the win today.

>> No.42968525

Damn gura nearly broke the record

>> No.42970652
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Uohhh give me that cunny money

>> No.42971823

PISS is PUBLIC!

>> No.42973821

>>42971823
give me your piss then.

>> No.42976220
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>>42971823

>> No.42976465

>>42971823
disgusting

>> No.42979205
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>> No.42979385

The Good piggy charity fund has grown big enough for the people who bought it day 1 to have made a profit, without even considering dividends. It's going to be the most profitable fund ever!

>> No.42982665

>>42979385
no my fund sucks I didn't even wake up until the afternoon today

>> No.42984671
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>>42982665
You represent haatons currently, you can't say these things

>> No.42989295

haaton bump

>> No.42993732

haatoon buump

>> No.42995657
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You guys bumped the haaton too hard...

>> No.42996820
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42996820

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 222,887,608, a change of 0.26% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,786,095. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 5 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 8 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 43):
>Nana :: +14.6%
>Astel :: +11.2%
>Syrios :: +10.7%
>Vesper :: +9.7%
>Izuru :: +8.4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 37):
>Miyabi :: -14.0%
>Shion :: -8.6%
>Kaoru :: -8.2%
>Aqua :: -7.0%
>Altare :: -5.3%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,340,114.14 liquid to start with. This is a change of 4.98% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $10,762,032,907,984.60, a change of 4.94% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $48,284.57. There are 20 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, breaking Suisei's 4-day streak.
>Aruran currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, immediately snatching the position back from Syrios after a single day.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 49):
>Gura :: +92.1%
>Miyabi :: +82%
>Mio :: +68.4%
>Luna :: +48%
>Syrios :: +43.3%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 31):
>Botan :: -55.8%
>Vesper :: -38.6%
>IRyS :: -33.6%
>Noel :: -32.7%
>Dezmond :: -28.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>10 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>17 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>49 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Botan :: $491.38 Up :: $4,913.80 from adj.
>Gura :: -$425.03 Down :: -$4,250.34 from adj.
>Suisei :: $353.38 Up :: $3,533.76 from adj.
>Vesper :: $342.55 Up :: $3,425.53 from adj.
>Shion :: -$325.07 Down :: -$3,250.67 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Rikka :: $0.16 Up :: $1.64 from adj.
>Reine :: $0.18 Up :: $1.80 from adj.
>Hololive :: $0.45 Up :: $4.47 from adj.
>Haato :: $0.55 Up :: $5.53 from adj.
>Mel :: -$1.96 Down :: -$19.63 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $67.63 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $141.87 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$105.58 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>> No.42999670

Die

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>>42995657

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>>43001254

>> No.43007194
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SELL SELL SELL

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>>43007194
puhrease donto sellu, I will releasu another gennu for you

>> No.43011833

>>43009429
this is why we can't add nijis to the game

>> No.43012478
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>>43009429
>>43011833
>Tazumi got salty about honk refusing to add Nijis
>So he did an IPO of the company on the actual stock market
>Except Nijis can't keep themselves afloat as a collective, so the stock keeps diving
You can't make this shit up.

>> No.43013547
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>>42968375
>>Gura :: $141,007.82
fuck I forgot about this

>> No.43015913
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43015913

>the bolt from the blue is canon

>> No.43016066

>>43015913
You get to fuck Kronii under a bridge if you play your cards right. That retard dog is an angel.

>> No.43018264

>>43015913
>Jolt from the blue is the G.U.R.A. report's callsign
Do they know

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>>43012478
I'm pretty sure the whole Anycolor IPO thing was a ponzi scheme of some sort. Riku immediately cashed out after the average niji gachikoi pumped their stock prices up. He probably doesn't even care if Anycolor gets banned from the Japanese stock market

>> No.43019241

>>43019063
Riku didn't cash out entirely; he still has majority shareholdings.

>> No.43019346

>>43019241
has Softbank invested to them?

>> No.43019800

>>43011833
>>43012478
real? fucking kek

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>>42995657
i am back from my 3 day
aww there there good girls dont cry now do they come here a big warm chest for good girls

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>>43022170
3 whole days without your strong hands to grope and toy with me, i am so glad we can reconnect our bodies once more~

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happy brutal blackpill day
https://youtu.be/INNkO4WnBT8

>> No.43035751
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Watching haachama try to make chocolate from raw cocoa beans.. I am sure the result will be... interesting

>> No.43037518

Nearly at page 11 in 40minutes, we were page 9/10 in 20minutes, looks like today might be a busy day.

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43041940

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 20)
>Choco :: $32,486.69
>Oga :: $17,195.84
>Subaru :: $13,805.76

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 60)
>Gura :: -$147,458.77
>Shion :: -$40,504.82
>Moona :: -$27,952.79

Overall Average Adjustment is -$5,201.87
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,720.46
Average Downward Adjustment is -$8,842.65

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and remember that if your oshi doesn't stream today, it's because they're having sex.

>> No.43042390

>>43041940
I had sex with Choco after her birthday live though?

>> No.43042656

>>43042390
BBB you can't samefag like that, even for a joke.

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Go watch Choco-sen's concert.

>> No.43048803

>>43045316
Is he ok?

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>>43048803
Haatons are an essential cooking ingredient!

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43057844

>>42811804

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i am enjoying the abundance of haachama bumps today

>> No.43062238

>>43059443
TuT

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43063890

>I haven't bought funds since Saturday
fuck

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>> No.43075770

>>43063890
To be fair you shouldn't have been buying much and selling instead since then

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reminder that valentines day is stupid
all this valentines asmr on the other hand is great though

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43078770

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 224,247,449, a change of 0.61% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,803,093. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, breaking Calliope's 5-day streak.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 9 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 49):
>Dezmond :: +10.7%
>Nana :: +8.9%
>Syrios :: +8%
>Astel :: +7.9%
>Izuru :: +7.4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 31):
>Miyabi :: -14.2%
>Oga :: -7.4%
>Roberu :: -7.3%
>Shion :: -6.6%
>Aqua & Kaoru :: -6.5%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,234,747.81 liquid to start with. This is a change of -7.86% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $9,822,028,103,063.70, a change of -8.73% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $43,799.95. There are 23 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, taking the role from Gura.
>Rikka currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, stealing the position from Aruran.
Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 42):
>Choco :: +112.7%
>Vesper :: +94.7%
>Oga :: +89.3%
>Subaru :: +45.9%
>Botan :: +37.5%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 38):
>Moona :: -53.1%
>Gura :: -51.5%
>Roboco :: -42.9%
>Rikka :: -37.8%
>Iroha :: -37.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>7 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>5 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>20 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>0 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>48 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Moona :: $400.26 Up :: $4,002.57 from adj.
>Nene :: $331.60 Up :: $3,315.97 from adj.
>Dezmond :: $302.18 Up :: $3,021.78 from adj.
>Mio :: $286.77 Up :: $2,867.70 from adj.
>Choco :: -$285.59 Down :: -$2,855.93 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Sana :: -$6.33 Down :: -$63.34 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: $12.43 Up :: $124.31 from adj.
>Temma :: -$14.84 Down :: -$148.43 from adj.
>Shien :: $16.69 Up :: $166.92 from adj.
>Rurudo :: $21.56 Up :: $215.57 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $91.28 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $152.05 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$103.82 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

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>> No.43087659

Depending on what the ENs announce it might get very active on the board for a while, I'll be surprised if we are still alive tomorrow

>> No.43089608

>>43087659
Unless we talk about >streams here for once.

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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S FINALLY HERE

>> No.43092331

>>43090732
awful stream followed by boring announcement, pretty standard for myth

>> No.43098687

disparaging bump

>> No.43103891

lovingly bumpng haatons

>> No.43106079
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death to mahjong

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>>43106079
pon nya

>> No.43108902

>>43103891
rough bumping or soft bumping

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marine no dont do lose to cock
oh no she has her airpods TM plugge4d in she cat hear us

>> No.43113762

so what exactly is going to happen on the 16th? is it the HolofightZ anniversary?

>> No.43115714

>>43113762
>HolofightZ anniversary?
Anon...

>> No.43115921

>>43113762
No Lamy is getting a sex costume with full preparations of being banned for it. Very important day

>> No.43118420

bump

>> No.43120498

again

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>>43090732
The real question is a 'showcase' the same as a 3d live or what does it mean

>> No.43123518

>>43122540
it's just a 3d debut but they can't call it a debut because they've already had the models for a year
it's the same as what ID1 did a few months ago

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