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>most annoying girl blocks your way
what do

>> No.426941
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426941

>>426887
booba

>> No.426957

>>426887
By most annoying you mean cutest, right?

>> No.426970
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426970

>>426887
Post the right girl.

>> No.426993
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>>426957
nah

>> No.426997

>>426887
She's cute, but she speaks like a "meme girl" so I have to fight the urge to claw my eyes out everytime she speaks.

>> No.426999

Orange you glad she's Annoying?
Nya, haha

>> No.427016

>>426993
Why are teamates like this?

>> No.427036

>>426887
She seems like she never grew out of her scene girl phase from middle school

>> No.427038

>>426887
Nice lure First poster you've attracted lovers of Moti Calottipe.

>> No.427083

>>426887
How can people think Mori is more annoying than Kiara?

>> No.427144

>>427083
cause nobody watches kiara

>> No.427192

>>426993
Stop falseflagging under my wife

>> No.427293

>>426887
That's not Kiara

>> No.427397

>>426887
stick my hand in her cleavage

>> No.427510

>>426887
You will never be a woman and you will never debut

>> No.427601

>>427510
now that you mention it yeah she does sound like a man

>> No.427638

>>426887
take her out on a date and spill my spaghetti at the same time as her, because both of us are not used to this

>> No.427672

>>427601
Spotted the tourist

>> No.427692

>>427397
this, desu

>> No.427735

>>427672
*-*

>> No.427964

You didn't post Kiara, tourist-kun.

>> No.428062

Cute

>> No.428162

>>427397
this desu, they look as if they are tightly packed and VERY sweaty there

>> No.428197

>>427036
That's why deadbeats love her! She's a breed that hardly exists anymore.

>> No.428839

https://rave.dj/6jvbDF1NkKwJqw

>> No.429029

>>428839
"based"

>> No.431812 [DELETED] 

>>426993
The only thing cute about Ame is her voice.
I wish I never looked her roommate up.

>> No.431896
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>>426887
>on my way to Taco Bell
>an annoying Mori blocks your way
>choose option
>"You have chosen attack!"
>kick her in the vagene
>she collapses
>"It's super effective!"
>a random Kiara appears
>"WTF ARE YOU DOING, OMG CALI ARE YOU DAIJOBU???"
>you are intimidated
>"You have chosen shoot!"
>pull out gun and shoot Kusotori
>it dies
>"It's super effective!"
>grab the crying Mori off of the ground
>knock her out and throw her into the car
>drive her to my house where I tie her to a chair
>"Please stop, you've already killed my Kiara"
>feel legit rage
>look into her eyes
>"Stop faking your relationship with that dumb idiot. Nobody believes you"
>go near her neck
>"I only wanted to hear you shart on stream..."
>"I'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW, PLEASE LET ME GO"
>i ask her if she loves Kiara the way they portray it on stream
>"NO, I'VE NEVER LOVED HER, I'VE ALWAYS HATED HER. PLEASE. I'LL DO IT JUST LET ME GO"
>she begins farting like it's no tomorrow
>smells like 2-week old egg salad left out in the sun
>she reaches her point where she begins shitting herself
>those tacos are coming out alright
>she screams and moans like an enraged animal
>I shake my head
>open the door from the nearby room
>Kiara enters
>sees the sight of Kali shitting herself while catches a wiff of it
>asks with tears in her eyes "Do you really hate me?"
>i flash the gun to Mori
>"YES, ALWAYS, I'VE ALWAYS HATED YOU
>Kiara runs away wailing
>Mori looks at me with tears in her eyes "Are you happy now"
>I stop the recording, turn the screen towards Mori
>her face as she notices how tens of thousands of people were listening to her shitting herself and at the same time saying how much she hates Kusotori. Not a video, only sound.
>I throw the gun away
>walk away.
>get stopped by Kiara
>she hands me money while wiping the fake tears off her cheek "Good fucking riddance. I hate that bitch so much. Thanks anon".
>enjoy my nuggies

>> No.432126

>>426887
Pic unrelated

>> No.432568

>>431896
this copyandpasta doesn't make sense cant mori just kill you with her grimreaper powers

>> No.432601

>>426887
Ask for marriage, of course

>> No.433106

>>427036
thats a good part of her appeal yes

>> No.433968

>>431896
0/10 pasta. Try harder next time

>> No.434064

>>426887
Calli's farts tho

>> No.434969

>>426887
Really ? I like her the most, cause she seems like she doesn't give a fuck about any of this shit.

>> No.435932

>>426887
call her mommy

>> No.435975
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>>434969
She cares a lot. She used to dislike the idea of being an "idol" until she started to learn more about it. She doesn't strive to be seiso but she definitely fits being an idol: cares about her fans, they care about her, both want the other to succeed and grow, she works hard and wants to use her position to promote others who have dedication & talent. It's a very appealing mix.

>> No.439107

>>426887
I just watches her papers please stream, shes a hopeless romantic that wants kids. Sure she doesnt say it outright, but her reactions are easy to read.

>> No.439495

>>435975
>WORDS WORDS WORDS
>UNFUNNY PUNCHLINE
We all know what the political leanings of the artist are.

>> No.440298

>>439495
Live how you want and let people live how they want? AKA basic decency

>> No.440648

>>431812
Fucking same, though her voice of her dropping this n-word was pretty fun. Wish she did more impressions, but that'd probably break her character voice too hard.
>>431896
>mori fans hate this
Don't listen to them, it's a good pasta.

>> No.443448

>>427036
We're probably about the same age, and she reminds me of girls I knew in high school. Maybe you have to be older than 28 for it to work but I find it charming

>> No.443477

>>426887
She was most annoying until it came about that her and gura have big sis/little sis energy
If Calli starts collabing more with Gura, she will tap into a vibe no other holo girl duo has

>> No.443504

>>435975
>promote others who have dedication & talent
that's a funny way of saying "rag on indy vtubers who don't have a mega company propping them up"

>> No.443532

>>426887
I just started down the vtuber rabbit hole last week but her live streams lately are way better than her weird exasperated tone in the earlier stuff

>> No.443548

>>443504
V-tweeters are not v-tubers. Stop being a faggot and go make content.

>> No.443558

>>431812
She looks alright in some pics, stinky girl tho

>> No.443588

>>431812
Calli and Gura are the only qt's tbqhf

>> No.443618
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443618

Hey guys

>> No.443652

>>443618
thanks for fixing her

>> No.443656

>>443618
Flariopi

>> No.443669

>>443618
delicious

>> No.443694

>>443588
Idk if that one pic of gura wearing a mask is legit or what Ina looks like but I think they’re all cute

>> No.443696

>>426887
>what do
Do a 360 and walk away

>> No.443733

>>443504
She did a whole remix contest with her song and featured a bunch of them. One of her biggest plans originally was to collab with some indies but management stopped some of it for now. To my knowledge she is also the one to most mention non-holo Vtubers the most, talking to them on Twitter or shouting them out if they appear in her stream.

>> No.443757

>>426887
Fuck her into submission then marry her. That'll teach her. Haha, right?

>> No.443786

>>443694
i fear the B& for borderline doxx, but Cali, Kiara, and Gura all seemed to have an active pic taking life before Hololive.
I don't trust Ame and Ina pics, way too many variants on "legit"

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>>443696
Anon, you'll just fucking run into her again and repeat the fucking loop again.

>> No.444171

>>444106
>implying I don't want to repeatedly bump into those soft mountains as I try to spin away

>> No.444223

>>431896
based

>> No.444226

>>444106
He's gonna moonwalk away, idiot.

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>>444106

>> No.445437

Her rapping is the cringiest shit.

>> No.445658

>>445437
it's part of her appeal: she's cringy and a dark, despite having a badass edgy design. It's gap moe.

>> No.445672

>>445437
dork.

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>>445437
Fucking this. I dont even think she's bad streamer but how can you not cringe at lines like
>murder is so kawaii

>> No.446381

>>443504
You will never have an audience

>> No.446418

>>427672
trying to get into it but you faggots are pushing me away

>> No.453005

>>446418
sounds like a you problem retard

>> No.453422

J-Rap doesn't make any sense as a genre of music. Rap, almost more than any other genre, has lyrics focused on social and political issues. What the fuck are you supposed to rap about when you're a white girl living in the most first-world country in the world? The fact that her music as Mori needs Cover's approval makes it even more sanitized.

>> No.453449

So did she actually fart on stream or is that just a meme?

>> No.453525

>>443504
lmao, only seething brainlets got that impression from her song. She correctly pointed out that there are a bunch of “pre debut” en Vtubers who just sit around whining about shit on Twitter. They are just trying to cash in on a trend — no marketable talents, no work ethic, only whine. They’d rather sperg out on Twitter about inconsequential social causes than actually produce content. Sad!

>> No.453920

>>453422
Student debt and taxes, yo.

>> No.454023

>>443618
Ok Dead Beats we're gonna say the n word

>> No.454051

Any other alcoholics stoked for regular drunk superchat readings

>> No.454065

>>443618
Give her elf ears and this works.

>> No.454086

>>426887
show her real hiphop

>> No.454714

CHOOSE WISELY
[Attack]
[Magic]
[Items]
[Summon]

>> No.456094

>>454714
>[Magic]
>Diaga

>> No.457275

>>453422
Mori's Roommate used to write songs all the time about the declining morality of Music/Internet entertainers. Basically criticizing the extent "society" will go to be famous. Also, complainers have always been a target, long before Off With Their Heads.

That being said, J-Rap doesn't have to be focused on social and political issues (Nor do I think that's a particularly prevalent part of the genre, knowing Japan), just like any other genre. Sometimes people just enjoy hearing fun rhymes. Considering Songs like Deadbeats and Please RIP are among her most popular and don't really have a message, people clearly just enjoy listening to fun music sometimes.

>> No.462068

>>426887
how dare you say that about my oshi

to answer the question though i would motorboat her tits

>> No.462109

>>457275
>>457275
>Considering Songs like Deadbeats and Please RIP are among her most popular and don't really have a message
I mean, they have a meaning within the context of her character, but I get what you're saying.

>> No.462224

>>435975
>She cares a lot. She used to dislike the idea of being an "idol" until she started to learn more about it. She doesn't strive to be seiso but she definitely fits being an idol: cares about her fans, they care about her, both want the other to succeed and grow, she works hard and wants to use her position to promote others who have dedication & talent. It's a very appealing mix.
Then perhaps it is interesting that Kiara end up attaching herself to Calli. Because Kiara was the opposite in starting out wanting to be a proper Idol, only to have the Idol industry chew her up and spiting her out. Kiara and Calli are basically starting out on opposite ends and ending up meeting in the middle.

>> No.462645

>>431896
Falseflagimg skitzo chamma needs to take his fucking meds

>> No.463660

>>462224
Kiara knew a lot about hololive before joining. She definitely got some kind of wakeup call to what it was really like. She said it's really difficult knowing she's no longer just a fan. She's doing good now and the talk show was a great idea. The chicken is a strange one, mind often in the gutter but her heart almost always in the right place.
In their own ways both Kiara and Mori want to advance vtubing as a whole and bring new streamers to new audiences.

>> No.463721

>>426887
grab her boobs

>> No.466458

>>463660
There is something poetic about a former idol and an former-animator turned underground rapper meeting each other. Seiso and not-seiso.

>> No.466901

>>435932
this

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