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My oshi talks about food every now and then and I've been keeping track of her eating habits for a while now. She always eats unhealthy food like instant ramen or bullshit snacks instead of cooking actual nutritious meals. She also really likes spices and talks about combining like a dozen different things to make her noodles taste better. I tried feeding my own gut E. Coli with her eating habits but they keep dying very quickly. I don't think DMing or superchatting would be too helpful to fix this. I'm thinking of commissioning pictures of her eating healthy until she gets the idea but what else can I do to fix her health, bros I want her to live long and be fertile.

>> No.42687437

>>42687291
There is no other way besides a poop transplant. You need to get your own e. coli inside her digestive tract.

>> No.42687471

Cook for her.

>> No.42687541

>>42687291
You gotta kidnap her and force the habit

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>instant ramen
I don't even understand this. Can't you get "mcdonald's-tier" fast ramen at a ramen stall? If you're going to eat unhealthy, why not eat slop rather than something which is noodles and artificial flavorings? I've never met anyone who lives on ramen and monster over the age of 20 until I started watching 35yo hags whose diet consists of candy and stuff they found in the garbage.

>> No.42687936

>>42687291
Get her sick enough to start feeling the need to be healthy. And I mean very sick, eg hospitalized.

Works every time. Because hospital bills are no joke.

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