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NASFAQ General - Dead Coins Dead Game Edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for non-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/


F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (don't buy towa) (embed) (embed)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Another fund trading sheet, but up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>42378859

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Wah! In the new thread!

>> No.42628265

Is this the end?

>> No.42628585

Why this insistence on having permanent threads when there isn't enough activity to justify it? Just make one when devs return with an announcement or something

>> No.42628810

>>42628585
The only thing I'm insisting on doing is telling you to suck my CD sombrero.

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>> No.42633474

>>42628265
hold your breath and count to page 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LP_XG4aTvo

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13/16

>> No.42636630

>>42633792
What did he mean by this

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>> No.42643939

>>42633474
more like page 11

>> No.42649366

>>42643939
10 actually

>> No.42651322

Money y/n?

>> No.42653872

>>42651322
Yeah probably.

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Floor 9
I'm sorry to say this to (you), broskis, but it's over. I don't want to... and I have to say it. But this thread has become a bump collector rather than a thread.... Thank (you) all for all the (you)'s, gay posts that made me have a lot of laughs while reading them and participating in them, all the Friday Night boys that decided to join the tradition. I think it's time to say goodbye to (you) all, and let the thread die forever.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because... because it happened. Even if it ends eventually, it's good enough if we can remember the good time with others when looking up at the ceiling someday.
Thank you all... and see (you) in general chat!

>> No.42654095

>>42653888
Agreed with most it, besides the letting the thread die forever part

>> No.42654115

https://betting-iscringe.github.io/ betting board updated

>> No.42655800

>>42653888
Forever seems a bit extreme, could always trial out the when notable stuff happens/weekends or something if people want? I'll bump whatever either way.

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42656174

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 215,242,589, a change of 1.16% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,690,532. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Miko currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, breaking Calliope's 8-day streak.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 56):
>Ayame :: +6.7%
>Roboco :: +6.3%
>Kaoru :: +6%
>Nachoneko :: +4.8%
>Kanata :: +4.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 24):
>Moona :: -6.5%
>Rikka :: -6%
>Ayamy :: -4.1%
>Nana :: -3.8%
>Matsuri :: -2.5%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,174,309.08 liquid to start with. This is a change of -2.3% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $9,121,435,292,450.76, a change of -2.1% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $42,377.47. There are 22 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.
>Aruran currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 44):
>Matsuri :: +63.7%
>Nabi :: +60.3%
>AZKi :: +34.4%
>Okayu :: +26.5%
>Luna :: +23.6%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 36):
>Towa :: -46.9%
>Korone :: -36.7%
>Watame :: -35.6%
>Kanata :: -27.5%
>Zeta :: -26.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>6 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>20 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>50 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Kanata :: $407.91 Up :: $4,079.10 from adj.
>Towa :: $400.80 Up :: $4,007.97 from adj.
>Watame :: $385.11 Up :: $3,851.12 from adj.
>Suisei :: $359.28 Up :: $3,592.84 from adj.
>Korone :: $358.31 Up :: $3,583.05 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>AZKi :: -$4.51 Down :: -$45.13 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: $8.93 Up :: $89.27 from adj.
>Syrios :: -$11.06 Down :: -$110.56 from adj.
>Calliope :: $12.51 Up :: $125.09 from adj.
>Risu :: -$12.86 Down :: -$128.56 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $106.53 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $136.60 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$63.86 per hour.

Regarding the state of the thread, currently my plan is to continue posting Morning Review and Numbers Review exclusively in /nasfaqg/. If these threads close, those reports will end, and likely the data collection with them. There won't be a point in tracking inflation if the game is dead. There's barely point in tracking inflation and market movement now. Beyond the initial reaction to a funky adjustment in Morning Review, people do not significantly get impacted by this information anymore, and it is not overly useful for planning trades at a large scale.

At this point I want the devs to come out and either say "It's over; sorry" and outright kill the game, or to come out with the updates that they've undoubtedly been working on in the background. The playerbase has been running on E for too long. Most of the best players are all gone. The people who took this data seriously and used it no longer care about the game. Those that remain are silently bumping a hollow shell drifting in the sea, waiting for somebody to scoop it out and reassure them that the effort was not in vain. With each day I lose confidence that time will ever come.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge is still here, and will remain here until the end, reminding you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

>> No.42658047

>>42656174
The chococlicker needs updates, like increasing building cps through upgrades after a certain number of buildings have been bought. Clicking needs upgrades too as it quickly becomes useless.

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>>42653888
no... It's not over... Please...

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Hey all, trial dev here.
I don't want to comment on the rest of the devs as I know they are busy too, but personally my recent issue has been a lack of time due to IRL stuff and work. The upside is later this month I will be off work for a bit and the IRL blockers will be gone, so I aim to get more stuff out then. I don't want to promise anything but I will look into how feasible fishing is and choco updates at least. If you have coding experience and want to help then please do let me know.
On a personal level we still get an increase of new users from the thread, they might not interact with the thread much but they still are about, things like the divegrass team and vtwbg kind of also rely on a thread being about at least sometimes, so it definitely has its uses.
I'll try to update more when I am actually off and have free time, in the near future Uproar IPO will likely be put up and the hats that were kindly posted previously. Thanks!
-trial dev

>> No.42659075

>>42658858
trialdev love

>> No.42659267

>>42658858
trialdev olev!

>> No.42659380

>>42658858
Know that I've never held you guys at fault for the thread being quieter or the game being less engaging. Sometimes shit just doesn't work out, and I know better than most the issues with trying to keep a game well-patched and updated for free while balancing a home/work life as well.
Dev love.

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>>42658858
>Uproar IPO
no, bad dev, bad

>> No.42659987

>>42658858
Vanguard IPO schedule?

>> No.42664461

>>42659987
Never ever.

>> No.42668093

Dead bump

>> No.42671695

again?

>> No.42675847

bump

>> No.42677293

I hadn't checked on you friends in a few months, I also went back and read the previous threads too, it honestly made me sad
Live!

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>I slept a lot, but my voice is still hoarse, so I'm going to have my throat examined
Sell your Chocos. She's going down for the next few days, most likely.

>> No.42679810

lol

>> No.42681158

>>42628056
live

>> No.42682290

>>42677724
Sensei...

>> No.42684445

>>39492553
forgot about you, wish granted anon

>> No.42686993

live

>> No.42687685
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So who is ready for some massive greens today

>> No.42689203

>>42687685
Outside of the obvious, today might not actually be that green. The views aren't amazing, the 0 views on music channels are rotating out tomorrow, and Gura should crash (might even go below 100K)

>> No.42689273

>>42689203
Oh yeah its also got some big reds, it might be an interesting split that some funds will be green and others will be red

>> No.42689970

>>42689273
Yep. Gooba Investment fund should drop around 30% in price, definitely worth buying in preparation for Gura's return

>> No.42690542

doomposters suck my balls
>>42628585
at this point I'd be happy if OP said it was to make u seethe
>>42653888
unbased trips

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42691749

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.42692201

Damn I was expecting nabi to spike harder

>> No.42692821

>>42692201
I'm expecting 50K+ once her negative subtick wears off

>> No.42693576

Does anyone have the updated script for jetri to work in Firefox?

>> No.42693682

>>42693576
is this even a browser problem?

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>>42656174
>Posting morning review and numbers review
Those two are NOT separated people??? WHAT?!

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Chama is having so much fun, looks like she will be streaming a lot more for sure

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>>42692201
>>42692821

>> No.42703549

>>42693682
I don't remember if it's browser specific but I couldn't play two or more simultaneous streams. It's fine though I already found the script.

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>> No.42706462

>>42703549
Any reason you're not using Holodex?

>> No.42707287

>>42706462
I'd second this, functionality is pretty good on there.

>> No.42707973

M.O.V.E. data updated for Cycle 40.
Adjustment data for this morning is documented as well.

>> No.42709490

Would the market page load faster if graphs stopped after 6 months?

>> No.42711842

>>42709490
itll load way faster if you just use compact view, not like you need to look at the charts more than once a month anyways.

>> No.42716993

graphing bump

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I still regret not using the negative fund exploit to skyrocket past everyone on the leaderboard
>>42684445
Its such a funny little game, glad they played it.

>> No.42717282

>>42628056
Why is this so loud?

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 217,383,067, a change of 0.99% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,717,288. There are 32 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, taking the position from Miko after 1 day.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 4 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 57):
>Aruran :: +9.9%
>Roberu :: +6.9%
>Temma :: +6.7%
>Ayame :: +5.4%
>Kanata :: +5.2%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 23):
>Matsuri :: -5.8%
>Moona :: -5.5%
>Astel :: -3.9%
>Nana :: -3%
>Rikka :: -2.5%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,164,379.61 liquid to start with. This is a change of -0.85% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $9,031,190,248,643.43, a change of -0.99% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $41,545.05. There are 24 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, breaking Gura's streak.
>Aruran currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 51):
>Nabi :: +132.6%
>Lui :: +63.0%
>Kanata :: +27%
>Kiara :: +25.1%
>Towa :: +21.8%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 29):
>Gura :: -35.2%
>AZKi :: -33.4%
>Roberu :: -26.3%
>IRyS :: -20%
>Calliope :: -19.8%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>13 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin adjusted red, but is still trending down.
>19 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>46 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Suisei :: $388.14 Up :: $3,881.35 from adj.
>Gura :: $299.14 Up :: $2,991.44 from adj.
>Watame :: $296.00 Up :: $2,960.03 from adj.
>Subaru :: $286.45 Up :: $2,864.46 from adj.
>AZKi :: $283.63 Up :: $2,836.32 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Melfissa :: -$2.69 Down :: -$26.93 from adj.
>Ayamy :: -$6.01 Down :: -$60.08 from adj.
>Ollie :: $6.20 Up :: $61.98 from adj.
>Vesper :: $10.05 Up :: $100.53 from adj.
>Izuru :: $12.50 Up :: $125.01 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $81.20 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $112.10 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$78.06 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

Let's play a game. Predict the 3 biggest gains in Dividends this week, and the 3 biggest losses in Dividends this week. There's no prize, but I think it might be interesting to see if people actually pay attention to dividend payouts.

>> No.42718988

>>42717282
Fuck you get better ears.

>> No.42720420

>>42718988
If my hearing was bad it would sound quiet, not loud.

>> No.42722393
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I miss this bitch... Do you ever wonder what could have been?

>> No.42723076

>>42722393
I wonder every single time I see a post about kson, or delu, or nazuna. I always wonder.

>> No.42726282

>>42628056
Cool op

>> No.42726538

>>42722393
I think of her once in a while, but hololive has changed a lot since mid 2021, so I doubt she'd still fit in today. I often wonder if the jp stars would actually have found some success had they not lost 3 members in a year though

>> No.42732615

bump

>> No.42733200

I miss Bread and all of our resident menhera Fandeads. I hope they're ok.

>> No.42736455

>>42722393
after the Taiwan incident, she'll never be as free as before. Normalfags should've been banned from ever using the Internet

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>>42717282
NTA, because it's "doujin music" and the production value reflects it.
>COMPRESS EVERYTHING. MAX DB BABY.
OP used it as is right off the album, lol, it IS loud. Perhaps this is what you were expecting?
TL;DR You watch a lot of Netflix/YouTube and/or listen to a lot of Amazon/Apple Music/Spotify - all of which implement some form of EBU R128 gain control and all set to different levels because they're faggots. This soundpost is R128 to the ReplayGain target, -18 dB LUFS

>> No.42741118

Bump

>> No.42743263

tsmt ^

>> No.42745843

live

>> No.42746241

>>42738122
Good ol' /nasfaqg/ audio autism strikes again.

>> No.42747299

>>42691749
YES

>> No.42747560

>>42743263
this post will always be a gem

>> No.42748499

>>42711842
I don't really have a choice but to use the graphics to check the day subs are dropping of

>> No.42749194

>>42748499
I personally just have a txt file I update everytime there is a meaningful subtick, but I like the graphs anyway

>> No.42749642 [DELETED] 

999,999 is the limit. Also omedetou weyland

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999,999 is the limit. Also omedetou Weyland

>> No.42749770

>>42749194
That sounds like a good idea, it's a bit of a surprise there isn't an exploitable api for views and subs with everything else available though

>> No.42749957

>>42749682
we've finally hit the market cap

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>>42746241
you know it bb

>> No.42750419

>>42749682
Omedetou! Although I am curious what happens if they try to manually buy another

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>>42751105

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>>42751105

>> No.42754195

>>42723076
from what we know now of delu or nazuna, (aloe and rushia) they were always one irl testicle from breaking point it was a matter of when not if
choco on the other heand yeah and it wasnt even her fault, she only had taiwan fans cause they were chinks using a vpn

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>>42754195

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42756472

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 22)
>Haato :: $22,175.69
>Chloe :: $13,547.89
>Zeta :: $6,751.74

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 58)
>Marine :: -$38,108.10
>Ayamy :: -$21,745.39
>Nene :: -$17,912.94

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,208.99
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,409.51
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,340.15

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

>> No.42756496

Turns out the real green day was today... rip boogey voxx

>> No.42756576

>>42756496
red* forgive my retardbness

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>>42756472
>>Marine :: -$38,108.10

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>>42756472
oh wont someone free this old hag from menopause go indiana jones and venture deep into those dusty unused ancient womb tombs with his big hard dick and free pirate egypt from menhera

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>>42757358
I volunteer as tribute

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>>42749682
Ahhhh, I knew I was forgetting something.
>>42750419
Works! Fuck that though.

>> No.42759385

>>42759294
omedetou!

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woops my hand slipped

>> No.42760743

>>42760385
it was nice knowing you anon

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>>42759294
Omedetou, I'll update the autotrader to allow for higher quantities this weekend hopefully, as previously requested I didn't spoil the max quantity.
-trial dev

>> No.42762295

>>42760385
the lewdest haaton

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WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>> No.42771204

>>42769667
>hour 14
ogey

>> No.42771416

>>42769667
>Posts 19th hour
>On the 14th hour
What the actual fuck did he mean by this

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 219,475,978, a change of 0.96% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,743,450. There are 32 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 2 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 5 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 57):
>Aruran :: +8.2%
>AZKi & Roberu :: +7.5%
>Kaoru :: +6.3%
>Ayamy :: +5.3%
>Ayame :: +4.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 23):
>Matsuri :: -5.8%
>Astel :: -5%
>Moona :: -4.8%
>Lui :: -3.3%
>Zeta & Haato :: -2.9%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,155,433.73 liquid to start with. This is a change of -0.77% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $8,993,858,039,843.93, a change of -0.41% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $40,978.78. There are 21 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.
>Aruran currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 4 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 53):
>Haato :: +49.6%
>Chloe :: +48.4%
>Flare :: +28.8%
>Roberu :: +24.7%
>Watame :: +23.7%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 27):
>Nabi :: -73.3%
>Ayamy :: -49.3%
>Marine :: -40.3%
>Nene :: -37.4%
>Lamy :: -30.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>10 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin adjusted red, but is still trending down.
>28 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>40 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Marine :: $429.50 Up :: $4,295.03 from adj.
>Nabi :: $340.69 Up :: $3,406.91 from adj.
>Korone :: $325.42 Up :: $3,254.15 from adj.
>Nene :: $322.61 Up :: $3,226.13 from adj.
>Sora :: $320.08 Up :: $3,200.84 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Ui :: $1.23 Up :: $12.30 from adj.
>Izuru :: $10.85 Up :: $108.54 from adj.
>Kovalskia :: -$12.58 Down :: -$125.81 from adj.
>Shien :: $12.99 Up :: $129.89 from adj.
>Civia :: $14.60 Up :: $146.01 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $94.35 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $128.52 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$81.74 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.
You have 28 cycles until Dividends.

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>>42754195

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>>42769667

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>>42785338

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>>42754195
>>42785826

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As you are all acutely aware /vtl/4 starts on the 3rd of March so I should probably do something.

So to start with, should the medals change, what do you think of the current roster and what suggestions do you have for new players? Results of this one will go into another poll in a few days if necessary.

I think Kobo can get demoted, as it turns out she couldn't keep getting away with it. I can only think of two new player concepts at present, I have no idea what to name them or what models could possibly represent them.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1WNf1ZQ2_NlH8D1joDL4AWmWv3uQeRNDzx8F7r26211s/

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>>42785338

>> No.42788325

>>42787341
I submitted a suggestion for a new player, but I'd also like to suggest a rep for Friday Night.

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>>42788325

>> No.42790527

New fund is up! Not public yet doe

>> No.42796842

>>42788325
damn, I suggested Friday Night as a new player outright. kek

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>>42787341
GAY NASFAQ SEX

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>>42763913
>>42760385
for you anon8, i will eat a 3day

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>>42801598
>>42801869

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>>42801869
oh not banned yet alright one more
>>42760385
>>42763913
anytime bb

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>>42801598
>>42801869
>>42802626
NOT A SINGLE FOKK WAS GIVEN

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Divies, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>42805230

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nabi what the fuck are you doing

>> No.42806863

>>42805549
she has to shit >>42702942

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Like a flash from the blue, it's time for the Dividend Review.

Total Dividend Pool this week was $96,440.37. This is a 4.91% increase from last week's pool.
Average Payout per Coin was $1,205.50. This is 13.83% over average.
30 coins were over the average payout.

Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:
>Moona :: $1075.25 :: 143.30%
>Calliope :: $979.82 :: 45.65%
>Ayame :: -$939.44 :: -52.67%
>Nabi :: $847.91 :: 43933.16%
>Miko :: -$838.04 :: -24.77%

Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:
>Civia :: -$0.83 :: -7.03%
>Shien :: $1.68 :: 1.75%
>Sana :: -$2.13 :: -1.54%
>Pochimaru :: $3.10 :: 4.11%
>Rurudo :: -$3.89 :: -6.45%

Overall Average Dividend Change was $56.44
Average Dividend Increase was $282.98
Average Dividend Decrease was -$159.05

Hope everyone got the Divs they were expecting.
Also what the fuck, Nabi.

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