/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>the last bastion of NijiEN
I wish things went differently but NijiEN is a massive sinking ship at this point.

I wish rosemi and pomu had sex with me btw(not selen because she is kinda fat)

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>all of them were tomboys
The key seems to be women having seen men as friends and equals, rather than wallets.

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>>42492155
ALL OUT WHORE

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What's wrong with Petra?

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>Pomu
Luca's cocksleeve, enables his sex pest behavior, also friends with the worst of NijiEN and refuses to disavow them
>Selen
Alright aside from being menhera-levels of insecure about her gaming skills
>Rosemi
Golden

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I will have sex with Selen

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>>42492155
All of them except maybe selen would have fit better in Hololive. Wish they'd trade kronii and Mori for them.

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>>42492448
It's a pity Cover abandoned the idea of any more female ENs after no-one in Council hit a million subs. Otherwise yeah I'd love to see them move

>>42492323
>What's wrong with Petra?
>EN
She already became Japanese, anon

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>>42492448
Cover actually likes Mori staying there though.

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>>42492155
t. doesnt watch Pomu
She literally had a similar situation recently but with a long time fan that was obviously joking calling her a "bestie in my head." She said she needs to stop encouraging that behaviour but she also said that she knows the guy is joking.

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>>42492155
>(not selen because she is kinda fat)
BASED

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>>42492155
Have to agree. These are the last 3 girls worth watching. I hope they find their way into holo

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>>42492740
You haven't seen Mori's numbers recently, have you? She's not the golden goose she used to be and there's no sign of the fast decline she's experiencing stopping any time soon.

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>>42492790
The difference is in tone. She's a real otaku compared to the other normalfag weebs, she's used to shit like that.

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The faster NijiEN collapses, the faster the few remaining good girls can get out of there and hopefully get picked up on the rebound by Yagoo.
How can we get NijiEN into a catastrophe? Maybe having one of them name Taiwan and disavow China?

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you have no idea how much ass-slapping, armpit-licking, tit-sucking impregnation sex I would have with Selen

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>>42492790
Proofs?

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>>42492155
>Rosemi
>The Luca Pringles incident
Or did /vt/ forgive her for that one?

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>>42492229
>all of them were tomboys
wait what? actually? holy shit i'm in love

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>>42492229
how the fuck are rosemi and pomu tomboys

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>>42493954
>el no sabe

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>>42492790
36yo men should not be calling themselves "besties".

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>>42493350
they're already part of multiple simultaneous catastrophies. They arent even letting one die down before they start the next

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>>42492155
WOO Girls really are the only ones still worth something in this garbage corpo. Hopefully they won't renovate their contracts this year and go back to indie.

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>>42493350
I do wonder if Cover would even take Niji refugees of such a thing happened. I feel like the inevitable association with their Niji PL might be considered a brand risk. Or maybe it breaks kayfabe to have such a recognizable/popular "voice" to change characters. It feels weird.

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>>42494415
I guess they can't just carryover the character because of IP huh

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>>42492155
>not selen because she is kinda fat
WEAK

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>>42493350
Yagoo doesn't care enough about his EN branch to go around poaching talents, stop daydreaming. If they do continue in a corpo environment (doubtful), they would be going to Idol or Phase. I could also see Pomu learning japanese and doing a Morino Peari.

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>>42493866
Why is it always Luca

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>>42494802
Because he is /here/ and does it on purpose, he gets off cucking his coworker's audiences

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>>42494802
Luca sits in /NijiEN/ and crashes any girls only collab or stream that's gaining traction. He literally did it some hours ago to Kotoka and Nina out of the blue.

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>>42494976
>1 on 1 collab
>call the person directly instead of using their hangout channel
problem solved

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>>42492155
Selen is alright if she stop being so insecure about her gaming skill

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>>42493234
As long as her shitty music sells, Cover will keep her around

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>>42492155
they are all whores anon

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>>42493919
>>42493954
>how the fuck are rosemi and pomu tomboys
They used to be big tomboys. Pomu was and is still into male-oriented hobbies (she even was big into Yugioh back in school) and play sports such as basketball and running. There's also her tendency to be aggressive at times.

Rosemi grew up with her brother and is thus primarily into the same hobbies as he is: Video games and animes aimed for males.

Both of them became less tomboy and more feminine as they grew up but if you watch their streams traits of them tomboys remain there.

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>>42494874
based

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>>42492229
Honestly I think you're onto something here

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>>42492229
fpbp

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>>42492790
>I shouldn't be encouraging this, BUUUUUT I understand
That's a good reply tho. Pomu is not a GFE streamer and has always kept her boundaries with chat, but she loves the banter

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>>42494415
There are already ex-nijis in holo

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Stop redirecting schizos to Rosemi

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>>42493830
Watch streams drama SEAnigger.

[Anonymous No.]

da wose

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>>42492448
>implying Selen wouldnt be a great Holo

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>>42500984
I'm not sure her dudebro "bantz" fit into hololive culture

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>>42497640
Pomu sure has a strong grip on the balls of her gachikois for someone who doesn't gfe

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>>42504734
She fits the princess of the anime club role, instead of GFE.

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>>42504464
Selen would be like Kronii where she pulls her punches with the girls, but then removes her limiters dealing with guys.

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>>42504464
Mori exist.
Now add her workaholic aspect along with her project addiction and you end up with a top tier Holo.

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>>42504817
Mori can't banter for shit lmao, she's a fucking autistic sperg.

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>>42492365
>Luca's cocksleeve, enables his sex pest behavior, also friends with the worst of NijiEN and refuses to disavow them
But enough about Elira

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>>42492155
Isn’t pomu constantly shipped with the biggest fuckboy in nijisanji? Why do you guys keep pushing this narrative that pomu is cool, she is the textbook definition of used goods

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>>42492365
>Luca's cocksleeve, enables his sex pest behavior, also friends with the worst of NijiEN and refuses to disavow them
3 streams with the man and this is what it does to a nigga...
>Rosemi
Traitor. Also fake, but she can fix that with time.

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>>42504959
Let's not even get started on that bitch Elira, but the thing is everyone knows all the whores of NijiEN were her nepotism hires and part of her UK bitch clique and disqualifies her for that alone.

It's just Pomu that somehow gets a pass despite doing all of this

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>>42505057
>It's okay to collab with and chum up to the literal worst guy in multiple waves, if it only happens 3 (THREE) times!

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>>42493350
Who the fuck wants to go over to Hololive? The EN branch is unsalvagable. The ones that do enjoy streaming have no talent. The talented ones are lazy whores. Only exception is Fauna

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>>42505141
Is it just you doing all this posting?
Like, what is the point in forcing a ship that you hate and that doesn't actually exist in the first place?
I mean, even Roseschizo has more of a leg to stand on with The Pringle Can Incident of 2022 (colorized)

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>>42492365
>>Selen
>Alright aside from being menhera-levels of insecure about her gaming skills
I'd be pretty menhera too about my gaming skills if that's all I had going for me

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>>42492155
As much as I didn't want to, I've pretty much abandoned ship at this point. It's tough to even enjoy the few ones I do like, since constant collabs are so integrated into NijiEN, and there are so many drama whores and actual retards that destroy any professionalism the branch may have had. Many genuinely act like they aren't part of an agency, and it's just not what I want to watch.

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>>42505057
Holy year old bait, this board deserves a better brand of schizo

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>>42492155
>rosemi
fucking retard

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>>42505057
anonchama…you need new bait this is so old

[Anonymous No.]

> “hey buddy the girlfriend club is 3 blocks down that way”

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>>42494976
Their last 2 gens played the crab game in a collab, I tune in and see Luca in the game with them. Literal subhuman leech.

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>>42494976
>He literally did it some hours ago to Kotoka and Nina out of the blue.
What's funny is someone called him out in chat, and then he left the call. I just hope he actually saw the message and it wasn't just a coincidence.

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>>42492229
>playing video games makes you a tomboy

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>>42510081
Before 2007? Unironically yes.

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>>42497734
A grand total of one. Who joined when Cover was considerably smaller, if anything people back then assumed she was stupid.

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>>42510081
Pomu is definitely a former tomboy. (Tiny) basketball player, only had male friends pre teen, liking he-man and beast wars and shit. She turned more feminine the older she got. Also she has traces of male-pattern autism. Liking trains, and misunderstanding some social situation as male autists. Sadly she has zero of the intelligence and pattern recognition of most male autists and is still stupid as shit

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>>42492323
OP fell asleep when he remembered she exists

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>>42492155
>he doesn't like an ample serving of meat
Your loss, homo.

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>>42493581
I made this post.

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>>42492323
Who?

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>>42492155
Fag. Selen can be fixed, just take her hefty ass to the gym and get her fit. Since she was chubby she'll still be humble and pure when's she's in shape but also hot without the drawbacks of a whore who is born hot.

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>>42516338
>without the drawbacks
Only works if you also have money and a hot bod to keep her otherwise she will dump you for a hot Apex pro player once she can get him.

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>>42500984
She wouldnt be able to do all the apex collabs and would have to heavily censor and sanitize herself. She could put in the effort and do it but would be boring as fuck to watch.

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>>42516385
>hot Apex pro player
Anon, do you even read what you type before you hit the post button?

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>>42504959
I thought she was Shu's. Or is Shu Elira's?

[Anonymous No.]

filtered holorefugees

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>>42493581
>>42514242
All me btw

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>>42492656
Could someone tell me where the Idea that EN3 is never happening because no one in CouncilRyS broke 1 mil subs came from? I checked and the first gen 5 member and the first ID to hit 1 mil both did so like a month before their respective kouhai gens were announced and I don't think a new gen gets scooped up and sorted out that fast.

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>>42516587
You don't understand how the universe works. The universe specifically hates YOU and if your life can be fucked up in some way will twist itself in order to fuck you over. Got a good job? Well all the people there suck so enjoy your 100k to work with assholes. Got a cute gf? Here's a chad materializing out of the aether to try and steal her from you. Your house is perfect? Surprise, the foundation is ruined.

Any horrible thing you think can happen, will happen to fuck you over.

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>>42516587
Kek

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>>42516791
The nijien audience was composed of hololive en people before any retarded sisters arrived to ruin it, no one cares that the nijijp audience is mostly deranged people who mistakenly think of themselves as normal.

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>>42516898
Found the guy who actually needs meds

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>>42516385
>be hot
>be pro at apex
pick one nigger cant be both.

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>>42516948
cool story sis. Niji always had males and it's just comedic karma that holo became niji2.0 when you tards tried so hard to groom nijiEN to be holo2

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder those pics of Selen's roommate are 2 years old.

She could have slimmed down a lot since then (though you'd probably hear it in her voice if she had).