/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Well, /vt/, what do you wish for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
Kiara and Ollie to graduate

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
more utawaku

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>>4248027
calliope to graduate

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248027
>they graduate, along with the rest of Hololive because Cover is shutting down

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956

Marine to smother me with the fat ass.

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>>4248027
Granted. They both move to vShojo, which uses their newfound momentum to dominate the EN vtuber scene. All EN vtuber content rapidly moves towards their style of humor/content.

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>>4248043
Granted, Watson now only does utawaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
Make Artemis a woman

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>>4248099
Granted: Marine does a 3D stream where she sits on the camera. Your area experiences a power surge at that moment, shorting out your internet and starting a fire.
Your house burns down. The 3D stream is not archived and no one saved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
A sports enthusiast in HoloEN.
A true fan of sports.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjva-LO8GkQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
Can I get a extravert ENVtuber that isnt a dumb twat

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
For Haachama and Coco to say Taiwan numbah one!! And also say fuck wumao scum!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248250
Granted

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>>4247956
Fuck vtubers I wish to go back in time and watch the last Fishmans concert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
atlus perms

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248274
Granted. She has a boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
A vtuber that doesnt talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248424
Granted. But Mori graduates

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248188
Granted. Artemis is now a full-fledged, double X chromosome having woman. She immediately starts hormone therapy to transition to a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248447
You don't need a monkey's paw for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
aloe love...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248188
Granted, but now artemis pretends to be a male threads now have >he/him

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
More animal (not animal based) vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248493
Okay fine. I want a vtuber who only farts on stream. No talking. Just streaming and fart with a little giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248424
Granted. Your oshi is shit at the game, takes forever to get anywhere, and plays as non-optimally as possible

>>4247956
I wish for more Holo and Niji collabs

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>>4247956
death

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248447
heavyRainism

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>>4247956
i wish okayu greentext anon would come back to life just so he could see okayu rejection

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248348
Granted, but you're zhang now

[Anonymous No.]

I want rose to move out of south Africa

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>>4247956
Sacrifice half of /vt/ to bring back Ayame friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
To fuck Anya

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>>4248535
Granted, a new parakeet based agency and quickly overtakes all existing vtubers. It's not that the characters are parakeets, they're all played by parakeets who just screech the same few phrases for hours on end.

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>>4248663
granted; she insists on wearing a mito mask and pegging you

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248598
Granted, she moves to Afghanistan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248598
She moves to central africa

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>>4248667
So a /vt/uber?

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>>4248598
How is she even still alive in South Africa? With all the farm murders and even people living in cities needing to live in walled in neighborhoods and hire private security contractors to patrol the streets and having more murder per capita than anywhere else in the world, if I had the financial means I’d leave ASAP, every day there is one more opportunity to get yeeted from this mortal world.

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>>4248613
Granted. But Ayame has STDs and stream only once in 3 months now.

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>>4248551
Granted, your oshi dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248667
> just screech the same few phrases for hours on end.
so like love live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248551
Granted, you die and are sent to hell where you are tortured for infinity for your shitposting crimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248738
The whole "might be fucking murdered by niggers" part really adds to the concern fag experience

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>>4247956
I just want Pomu's surgery to go well so she can live a long healthy life like she deserves.

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>>4248549
>I wish for more Holo and Niji collabs

Granted. Marine, Kanae and Kuzuha now collab every week and it's just 4 hours of Marine describing her fujo fantasies about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248965
the paw doesn't care about what you want. make a wish.

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>>4248991
I wish for Pomu's surgery to go well, you faggot paw

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>>4248761
Fine by me. That's Ayame, not Ayame friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248613
Granted but every other ritual poster fucking dies and ayamefriend will still be a male desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I WISH ALL OZZIES AND KIWIS DISAPPEARED!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248965
Granted, but her notoriously bad luck worsens and leads to her graduation and a healthy but miserable life

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
sneed

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248123
>EN vtuber content
and nothing of value was lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
FROM permissions

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249090
Granted but you are mistakenly purged alongside them

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
Hololive NTR drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249206
Granted but it's all me fucking every hololive/star member mamas and papas included

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
deadbrap hands typed this

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>>4249177

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>>4249206
It's just them arguing over NTR as a fetish. Your Oshii likes it, others don't, it's the new pineapple pizza meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249085
Also fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I want to become a Japanese woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I want Coco to stop doing meme reviews

[Anonymous No.]

Hypno fetish themed vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

I want Aloe back...

[Anonymous No.]

I wish the holos would all play Aurora 4X and like it enough to be the next ARK arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249463
Granted but it's Hypno, the pokemon

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>>4249415
Granted: Coco announces she will no longer be doing meme reviews, as every other holomember will now regularly be hosting their own at staggered times, with Coco as the co-host for each one.
The reviews are wildly popular, but (You) hate everything about them.

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I wish for Ina to magically appear in my bedroom butt naked, unable to cover herself or scream, but fully aware of what's going on. After 24 hours, she returns to her home, remembering everything that took place but unable to tell anyone about it.

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>>4249490
Granted but Hololive now is catering to twitch coomer audience like Vshojo using their talents whore-like behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
Absolute and 100% accurate knowledge of the chubas that actually are here

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249415
Granted, now she does youtube reaction streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249560
Granted but "ina" is actually someone's cum-filled Ina daki that streams your actions straight to Ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I wish for Uto to be in holo GEN6

>>4248188
kek

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>>4249588
You know know none of them are here, not even risu

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>>4249640
We know Nyanners and Veibae are; they complain about /vt/ often enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249343
Granted, you're reborn as a Japanese woman but become an OL in a black company who dies of overwork at 25 due to Japanese work culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249656
Vshojo would be better off without them

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>>4249706
Doubtful. Nyanners is a huge draw. Vei is at least more popular than Hime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248099
Granted. Marine smothers you to death with the rear end of a obese donkey corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
rrats to not exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I wish I was a successful vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249855
Rrats cease to exist, but now we have 'headcanons'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249855
Granted. Every rat on planet earth vanishes, paving the way for pest overpopulation and an eventual genocide of peoples with underdeveloped medical technologies.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a chuba that plays Heroes 3 Hota multiplayer and is good at it

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>>4249919
you know thats not at all the kinda rat I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249945
The paw interprets based on description, not intention.

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>>4249884
So long as it's the self aware fan theory and "yeah these two are totally dating based on my interpretations" kind of head canons and not just using the word headcanon as a cover for the grocery store tabloid bullshit every rrat tries to play off.

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>>4249879

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>>4249924
Granted, but they play Necropolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248549
>Your oshi is shit at the game, takes forever to get anywhere, and plays as non-optimally as possible
So, no new drawbacks? Cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4250133
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU DEMENTED LITTLE SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248519
>reverse trap
hot

[Anonymous No.]

Happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249114
Granted. Your oshi consneeds that her enthusiasm for streaming has resneeded, and resigns permanently, insneeding onto a new chapter in her life. You will never sneed her again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248188
t.Artemis

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I want Ina to do a drinking stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249879
Granted. Your exponentially increasing audience stresses you immensely, and people start sending you death threats for being popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4250287
Granted. She gets so drunk she falls out of her chair hard and breaks her wrist, forcing her to take a break for at minimum 2 months

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>>4250147
>Forced to only play necro in mp
>It's reasonably nerfed in hota
>She has to reroll pairs of cities until there is a necro, losing 500 gold for each roll
>She has to buy it at all cost
>If she can't she forfeits immediately
>0 gold start
I'd love to watch such a struggle

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>>4250201
Granted. You gain sublime bliss for a fleeting moment, only to feel emptier than ever once it passes.

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>>4250310
>Your exponentially increasing audience stresses you immensely, and people start sending you death threats for being popular.
Do you really think a couple of death threats and stress is gonna keep me from putting food on the table and getting a slight chance to bang my oshi? Oh please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4250287
Granted, she does a cum drinking stream.

[Anonymous No.]

I want hololive to be Kyoani'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>4250580
Granted, Cover HQ is burnt down, but in Minecraft (literally)

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I want the erasure of all modern social media, and of all typical social media behavioral paradigms

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be physically, and sexually, dominated by Lulu

[Anonymous No.]

>>4250758
Granted, but she gives you the full Cenobite treatment and you die repeatedly in agony, unable to ever escape unending sexual torture.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish for Berserk to end.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish for Jojolion to end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4250899
Dude, this 4chan. no one is gonna blink at the horror brought on by the explorers from the further reaches of experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4250133
I mean, at this point I'd take the offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4251039
anon...granted...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4251158
FUCK GO BACK GO BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>4251061
Granted, time for Jojolion Z.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249588
Granted, but it turns out the meme was real and they are all 40+ year old babinikus with very uninteresting lives.

[Anonymous No.]

UtoAmeNabi collab

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>>4248738
>How is she even still alive in South Africa? With all the farm murders
Because South Africa isn’t as bad as it’s made out to be. The country wouldn’t have a tourist sector if it was. Middle class folk can still live a normal life and don’t want to exchange a lifestyle which includes a large four bedroom house with a swimming pool and downscale to go live in a shoebox size house in the UK or start from the bottom by moving to the US or Australia.
Why is there no famine if farmers were indeed being killed in large scale?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish all apex streams are replaced by planetside 2 streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
All of HoloEN to be erased

[Anonymous No.]

>>4253303
Granted but now Cover declare bankruptcy, the JP talents are either graduating to find a stable job or going indie and talking about boyfriends and males

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248545
Granted. The vtuber is an American male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248583
Granted, the rejection drives him into a schizo rage, causing him to travel to Japan, burn Cover with all the talents inside, get arrested, get stabbed and die in Japanese prison.

[Anonymous No.]

The fish streams for more than 2 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>4252074
Arent they just staving off famine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249560
Granted, she murders you with her crowbar upon arrival.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish every /vt/ user will wake up tomorrow knowing Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4253230
granted. nobody watches them except you and the 3 or so other people that play planetside 2, and all the former apex chuubas are forced to graduate because of their dwindling popularity

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>>4249855
Granted, all the worst, most scandalous rrats are confirmed to be 100% accurate by the chuubas themselves (thereby making them no longer rrats but facts).

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956

I WSH MY OSHI WAS GUEST ON THE MEME REVIEW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4253656
Granted. But the host is Pewdiepie

[Anonymous No.]

>>4252074
>Why is there no famine if farmers were indeed being killed in large scale?
They eat them, duh.

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>>4250624
Granted. The late 2000's wave of normalfags to the internet that would have otherwise been funneled to social media, instead take to classic emails and IM to fulfill their self-important urges. Your inbox is regularly flooded with chain letters and blogposts from everyone tangentially related to you that would otherwise have been contained to tweets and facebook posts that were much easier to ignore.

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>>4253555
Granted, the effort of such a long stream is so much that she takes a month long break to recover. She repeats this pattern continually upon her return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4253599
Granted, they all emigrate to Japan en masse from all their pigdog seanig/europoor/burgerland shithole countries and ruin the Japanese culture and genepool just like every Western country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I want HoloAlt to get an anime

[Anonymous No.]

i want my oshi to sit on my face and kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>4254059
Granted but your oshi is actually a babiniku

[Anonymous No.]

>>4254046
Granted. It has great season 1 with a cliffhanger at the end, but season 2 is never released. And your oshi was supposed to be introduced in S2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4254073
you had one job monkey paw, make her fatter not a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>4254116
So nothing changed

[Anonymous No.]

>>4253582
>Aren't they just staving off famine?
No. South Africa actually exports food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4253656
Granted, but you have to watch the entire stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>4254517
You can have a famine and still export food, just ask Ireland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4254059
Granted, your oshi kills you by gunshot to the head, then sits on your face.

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>>4255069
>You can have a famine and still export food, just ask Ireland.
Is Ireland experiencing famine now?And there would news articles both in the South African and international media if South Africa was experiencing famine while at the same time exporting food.

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>>4247956
Callie graduation please

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>>4255382
No and I honestly have no idea about South Africa, but throughout the Great Famine of Ireland, Ireland was exporting food (albeit not as much as they were importing, but still)

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to marry Luna and spend 100 years cuddling and making love with her!

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>>4255716
>No and I honestly have no idea about South Africa
There’s really no way in 2021 of finding out if South Africa is experiencing a famine? Hmmm...it’s almost as if the internet and news organizations doesn’t exist.

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>>4255745
She cuddles you and another guy on alternating days and every day away from him breaks her heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I wish for more euro friendly streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>4255902
They start streaming in Arabic

[Anonymous No.]

Happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>4255958
For everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>4255841
You mistook me for someone who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4255868
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>4256002
>You mistook me for someone who cares
Nope just some idiot which believes there’s a large scale killing of farmers in South Africa but can’t use his brain as to why there is no famine happening there since they’re apparently killing the people growing the food and not plumbers.If it wasn’t you that made the comment then this post applies to the anon(s) who did.

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>>4256107
Ogey, all I did was make the comments about the Irish famine

[Anonymous No.]

>>4256342
>Ogey, all I did was make the comments about the Irish famine
Irish famine which happened in the 1800’s compared to 2021 when we can easily check wether South Africa is experiencing a famine or not.

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>>4256480
I wish for South Africa to be erased from existence and all memory

[Anonymous No.]

>>4256543
>I wish for South Africa to be erased from existence and all memory
Worry about your own life and existence. South Africans aren’t flooding Europe as migrants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4255930
بعد احسن

[Anonymous No.]

Marine gets to stream Gen 3 Pokémon

[Anonymous No.]

I wish i wish i was a fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249527
Considering how often Hypno is used as the center of the fetish when it comes to Pokemon art, it still fits

[Anonymous No.]

I wish my oshi marries me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I want Senzawa to return

[Anonymous No.]

>>4257470
Granted, she has a baby with another guy, divorces you, and you're on the hook for child support for the next 18 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249803
anon there's supposed to be a negative outcome to these

[Anonymous No.]

Sio reincarnates and becomes successful

[Anonymous No.]

>>4257404
You cannot conceptualize or love your oshi anymore due to your fish brain

>>4257470
See >>4255868

>>4257493
Her relapse into alcoholism is so extreme that she falls into a coma on the day she returns. She never wakes up.

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>>4257493
Granted, Gura snaps on stream and commits a yab, forcing her to leave Hololive. She starts up streaming as HER again, but is clearly depressed and returns to drinking. Her depressive spiral leads her to take up drugs, and is dead of an overdose by the end of the year.

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>>4247956
No more Minecraft streams, ever.

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>>4257756
Granted, they all stream ARK instead.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish that all Hololive members got and used at-home 3d with hand/arm tracking like Sora got recently (or like Ange has had forever)

https://youtu.be/CzC8u4U_vlc

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>>4247956
I wish for monster hunter to be a better game so I can play with my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4258100
Granted, MonHun becomes your dream game that you can endlessly enjoy, but the changes make your oshi drop it and instead she becomes addicted to Apex

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I wish Eilene family to be as popular as Hololive and Nijisanji.

[Anonymous No.]

I want anon to take his meds

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I want my oshi to be fulfilled, Happy and Modest with her success, instead of the BPD menhera she sometimes is now.
I know that change will change her and she won't be the person that I subscribed to but that is a deal I am happy to make

[Anonymous No.]

>>4258293
You have to go to his house every single morning to give them to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I wish for all Holos to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4258280
Zippity zoppity zappity zuu
They'll be reviled just as much too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4259166
Granted. They find themself a loving husband (not you), have kids, and live a happy life. They never stream ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4259289
>They'll be reviled just as much too!
>implying Eilene is not already hated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4259329
...should have seen that coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
Her return...
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I wish anons made less shitty threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4259583
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I want to fuck Risu everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
The /jp/ threads were shit so I wished for a vtuber board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248044
Kys deadbeat

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>>4247956
I wish for Ina to gradute, move on from vtubing completely, find love, build a happy family and have children, and her roomate from time to time post images of her, her husband and her kids all happy on Instagram, and there is never a vtubing reference at all, IG comments are also disabled.

Sorry Takos, but i never liked you very much.

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>>4247956
>monkey paw
Not this time satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
Nyanshit dies or gets some disease that makes it impossible for her to continue vtubing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I just want her to be happy and healthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>4260235
Ok but she is the one fucking you in the ass with a strapon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
more annoying orange

[Anonymous No.]

>>4261451
Granted, but you get her illness and die within 3 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>4262629
So what's the downside?

[Anonymous No.]

FAQ COVER. GIVE ME BACK MY SWIMSUIT AND PANTIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
Mori to achieve her dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>4263685
Granted, all 3D streams are niconico exclusive now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
Reine Lamy minecra

[Anonymous No.]

>>4264074
Granted, she has sex with a short asian man (not you) and stops streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>4251039
okay, but it ends like Attack on Titan and Game of Thrones

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I wish for China to disappear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
I will sell my soul to Kyubey just to make this happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>4261354
Granted, but Gura goes down the same path to fill the void, denouncing all her fans as pedophiles and embracing western identity politics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4262504
Granted, but global rule 15 is rescinded and half the board becomes about pony vtubers.

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>>4260966
Granted, but her entire family later dies in an accident. She survives, but is disfigured and unable to do normal work, so she returns to vtubing to stay afloat but is forced to do so as an obscure indie who is only supported by a few dedicated former tako shizos who tracked her down.

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>>4266310
Granted, but the entirety of Japan is also gone along with all JP vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>4265886
Then it curls in my favor

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
all the HL girls moving to chaturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266593
What the fuck, that's horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248261
Now I want to role play as a mechanic while Senchou acts like a broken down motorcycle. Anyone remember that doujin where the girl is treated like a motorcycle and gets doggied to oblivion?

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>>4268024
That's what you get for wishing in a monkey's paw thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>4262629
Do it for her

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Matsuri to not be menhera and is happily able to munch Sara’s carpet all day if she wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>4268315
Well, i wish for the wish to be unwished, and i also wish for no more monkey paw crazy side effects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4249120
you will never be japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>4268557
>i also wish for no more monkey paw crazy side effects
that's not how this works

[Anonymous No.]

>>4268557
You can't unwish wishes retard, the genie's out of the bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4268557

you get nothing. you lose. minus one wish and only negative effects. good day sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4253632
I hate you, but this is in the spirit of the monkey's paw so I Guess it's fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4268523
Granted, but over time Sara develops even worse levels of menhera, becomes controlling and emotionally abusive toward Matsuri until she's forced to break it off and seek a restraining order.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish for only the number 1 worst rrat about every vtuber to be true. Only that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4269349
Granted, but after that a 100% pure, seiso era of no rrats begins. Whole generations of chuubas come and graduate without a single rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4259793
Granted, the 99% of people here only for drama, rrats and other shitposting leave and the site only enjoys a month at most of ultra slow but high quality threads before hiromoot shuts it down due to lack of traffic

[Anonymous No.]

>>4268557
Granted! But since you didnt wish for tbose things specifically in that order, the monkey paw first wishes itself out of existence to eliminate its side effects. It can now no longer unwish your wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4276373
I was implying that this thread is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
Retro game arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4277922
Sure, throw that in the mix also

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248975
>Marine Collab where she forces Kanae and Kuzuha to have gay sex live on stream while she just watches them
seems kino, I'd watch it

[Anonymous No.]

>>4269855
A utopia

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266593
I'd track her down and ask her parents for their daughter's hand in marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266683
arigato japan, thank you for your sacrifice to make the world a better place

[Anonymous No.]

I wish that miko never said nigger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4248497
the character Manoe Aloe makes a triumphant redebut to Hololive voiced by an entirely different person who can't sing, doesn't like dirty jokes and plays Apex poorly every stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4247956
A tragic death

[Anonymous No.]

I wish for Ironmouse to no longer have justfuckmyshitup disease
inb4 she immediately has sex with connor and catches HIV

[Anonymous No.]

>>4280536
Granted, her channel never takes off and her anxieties about underperforming get worse. She eventually graduates and goes on to live an unfulfilling life, wondering what could have been.

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I wish for KFP to all wake up 5'4"

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>>4280845
Granted. As it turns out, due to her disease Ironmouse had a rare variant of blood that is poisonous to Space Vampires. In 2026 when the Space Vampire invasion happens, Mouse's blood is never discovered and duplicated, and the human race is wiped out.

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>>4250758
Granted, but included in the domination is NTR humiliation

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>>4247956
I wish for my oshi to become my gf.

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I wish for a devastating tragedy

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>>4280918
Granted, their self-confidence increases greatly with the height increase, causing them to post even more often.

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>>4281080
Granted, you both go to Hell for being a sinful unmarried couple

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>>4247956
I wish that all superchat donations went to me for 1 second

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>>4284625
In that 1 second, nobody donates...

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>>4247956
more porn of snuffy that isn't her getting railed by spyro characters

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that western whores stop getting into vtubing

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>>4287751
Granted, now all porn of her is getting railed by Sonic characters.

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>>4287892
FUCK

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>>4287892
That’s an upgrade, I guess

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>>4281524
How many times did this anon sin with his gf?

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I wish for Gura to be happy and fulfilled for the 7 decades she has left to live.

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>>4288167
Granted, she leaves the internet and finds a boyfriend that never heard of "hololive" or "vtubers" that she can settle down with and lead a genuinely happy life

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>>4288202
If that is her happiness, I am content.

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>>4247956
okay, here's one I'm throwing out just to see how much it can be monkey's pawed:
>I wish all chuuba became their lore-selves.

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>>4287979
At least twice a day for the rest of their lives I'd hope, but is that worth being forced to watch her get railed by demon dicks (while being railed by demon dicks yourself) in Hell for all eternity?

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>>4288255
Granted. Some chuuba become actual monsters, dieties and mythical beings. A light spat can eventually snowball into a country being leveled. Rushia revives a game developers dead family to emotionally hurt them because she malded at a game. Computer A.Is are leaving porn on everyone’s computers, Lulu Suzuhara is L̴͎̻͕̟̉̿̈́̔u̷̠͕̗̱̜̟͂̋͌̿l̴̡̨̢̤̟͕̹̑̃̐͆̽̐û̸̧̡̟̤͇̙̫̊ ̶̧͉̬̺͇̺̔̈́͗͘̚Ś̷̛͕̣̝̭͈͕̣̦̄̈̊ũ̶̳͗͒́̇͝z̵̰̭̖͈̟͊̒u̷͉̥̯̮͛̀̇͒h̵̯̗̯̞͇͓͓̠̉̊͆a̸̧̠̫̯̣̘̠̘͗̆͘͝r̵̢͉͙̤̖̫͑͛́̎̈́̋ͅa̴̫̬̰̜̯̗̔̐͜

I give the world a week at best.

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>>4288255
Lots of people think being overpowered in lore can be worked into a decent joke, so the world would be destroyed a hundred times over.

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>>4288255
Alternate interpretation: Granted. All of them are immediately isekai'd. None are heard from ever again.

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>>4257389
Granted, but it's only an Emerald Kaizo Nuzlocke, so she never gets past Roxanne, even with guides.

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>>4287820
Virtual Youtubing becomes dominated by American cherry boys.

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>>4281461

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>>4248027
Can someone explain to me why the sudden hate for Ollie? I remember a few months ago she used to be loved by pretty much everyone but I've been gone for a while and it seems like something happened...

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>>4250201
I feel this so much

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I wish Holofightz became real and once a year everyone meets up and fight for titles and glory.

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Wish for hololives demise and all of you to kill yourselves

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>>4290160
Granted. Hololive ends, but everyone who killed themselves are united with their oshi in the eternal afterlife

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>>4257756
Granted, they all stream Apex instead

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i wish for every person that ever wrote a message on the internet with the sole intent to hurt another person to never be able to use the internet ever again

there, /vt/ just lost 90% of its user base and thats a good thing

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>>4247956
more EU-friendly Beatani streams

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>>4290104
Granted, they all permanently look like their Holofightz models

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>>4290446
Granted, but because that wish (made via message on the internet) was made with the sole intent to hurt all those people who can now never use the internet again, you also are never able to use the internet again.

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More views for small vtubers

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>>4291198
Granted, all small vtubers' channels are flooded with viewbots. Youtube detects this and bans their channels.

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>>4247956
I wish for the jaded vtubers to rediscover what they found fun in vtubing.

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>>4291075
I can accept this

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>>4291383
Granted. What they enjoy is not necessarily best for their growth. They stagnate and decline. They are eventually made to graduate, but hey, it was a fun ride, at least.

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>>4247956
No more collabs

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>>4250758
Granted, she hires 5 burly black men to rape you to death while she watches

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>>4266310
Granted, the entirety of China sinks into the ocean and all 1.4 billion chinese immigrate in your country and the surrounding area

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I wish for no more racism

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>>4292687
Granted. Pekora and Ayame instantly dies.

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>>4289533
Yabbed one too many times

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>>4288776
You left out the part where the Takodachis succesfully invoke a bring the light of the Old Ones into the world of man

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>>4258230
This nightmare again. I am fine with any monhun. two, soon to be three, of my friend stop playing rise because they don't like the gameplay. Monhun is about playing with friend and oshi. This wish sucks. I want to cry. This is a nightmare on repeat.

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>>4289533
Connor

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>>4289533
She is getting groomed by some anime youtuber who told her its okay to break the rules and be different. She has a huge boner for him and gobbles up whatever he says.
It seems she forgot that she is a company employee and not an indie vtuber.

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I just want to be happy, man

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>>4248179

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>>4289309
Fuck it, that's still better.