/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Suisei drinks a lot of ringo juice.
Do you like ringo juice?

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Yes

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for me it's

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The Binding of Suisei

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Would you drink Suisei's ringo juice?

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>>4229038
Wonder what her piss smells like.

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>>4229470

Ringo

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>>4229038
I don't know about Suisei, but I've heard that Matsuri drinks around 4 liters of water each day.

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>>4229038
I'm allergic to apples.

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took you guys a while to get another one of these threads going, huh?

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>>4229038
it's good for pregnancy

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>>4229527
That's a lot of natural ringo juice being made

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>>4229527
She must get really desperate to go if she's drinking that much

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>>4230871
How would you help Matsuri relieve herself anon?

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>>4229038
better than orange juice.

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>>4229470
I don't

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>>4231492
I'd tell her to hold on until we get to my house. Once we arrive (walking, of course), I'll accidentally lose my key and take 5, maybe 10 minutes to find it. When I finally open the door, I'll tell Matsuri that I have to go to the bathroom, and I'll be out in 10 more minutes. I'm sure she'll be able to hold it for that long, right?

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>>4232978
How terrible anon. What if she can't hold it in anymore? Would you be so vile as to make her pee herself?

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when suisei said she prefers orange juice? ruined my day tbqh

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Why is apple juice supposedly better for your throat than orange juice?

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>>4233509
Citrus is pretty acidic

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Its okay. I'm not a professional singer like she is, so I usually stay away from fruit juice unless its a smoothie. Fruit juice is considered junk food IIRC.

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>>4233403
I'm confident she can hold it, she's an idol after all. She definitely wouldn't have an accident, right?

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>>4229419
Yes, especially if it's from the source

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Forget about pee, I'm all about the poo. What does Matsuri's poo taste like?

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She prefers fucking orange juice

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txm975xeBw8

Matsuri's horny degenerate laughter is extremely arousing for some reason.

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Sucks these threads don’t survive through the night anymore. But hopefully they’ll keep popping up.

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>>4234204
High quality exchange, this

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>>4237616
Not sure. But what about the size of it? the consistency?

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>>4239220
She used to eat a ton when she was in school. I’m sure her asshole is still stretched from all those years of shitting colossal logs. They’re probably still pretty fat, but not as abundant as back then.

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>>4239464
What would anal sex with Matuli be like?

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>>4237616
>>4239220
Not an expert in taste, but I'll try and answer. Matsuri has fluctuating eating habits, sometimes massively overeating and sometimes borderline starving herself. If she's in a food restrictive phase, she'd be quite constipated and only go once every 2 or 3 days. Her diet seems low in fibre, so her shits would consist of long and difficult straining for a small result. Since she had a very bland diet, the taste would be equally bland, almost tasteless. However, she would have pretty bad gas during this period due to her constipation; the shit staying in her intestines would undergo fermentation and cause more rancid gas.
Now the flipside, when Matsuri was overeating, which I'm going to base off her diet as a teenager. She would definitely have been shitting more regularly, daily at an absolute minimum. In my personal estimation, she was probably shitting twice per day, each load equally huge. She would have risked clogging any toilet due to her overeating, and probably did so at least weekly. As she was eating a wider variety of foods, the smell would be intense, and her logs would be a softer consistency (although still solid). I imagine when JK Matsuri entered the bathroom at school, the other girls got out as quickly as possible. With the size of her logs, the softer consistency and the fact that she was continually eating, thus adding more pressure on her digestive system, she might have struggled to hold it in. Although Matsuri's fetish is peeing, I wouldn't be surprised if she had a few poop accidents too. The taste at this point would be overwhelming, bitter and greasy with traces of whatever she gorged herself on most recently.

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>>4240054
Which Holos don't shit daily, and why?

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>>4229038
I like Ringo Testarossa

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>>4240199
>Suisei
Has a meat-heavy diet and very rarely eats vegetables, leading to a lack of fibre. Also very likely to hold it in due to not using the bathroom on stream and probably not shitting in public (speculation but it fits with the rest of her personality)
>Matsuri
See above
>Shion
Too lazy to go to the bathroom, so she holds it as long as possible. Of course, this means it takes even more time and effort when she finally does go. Sometimes has to use magic to speed things up.
>Okayu
Onigiri doesn't contain enough fibre for the large amount she eats. Her shits are just too big to come out easily.
>Korone
Years of holding it in for marathon gaming sessions caused her body to adjust and slow down her bowels.
>Marine
Talked about having to take a suppository on stream before. While suppositories can be used for purposes other than laxatives, she didn't mention any other reason to take it which leads me to believe she was suffering with severe constipation.
>Rushia
Only gets constipated occasionally, but it's so severe she trains her screaming voice by pushing out rock-hard shits.
>Luna
Unsurprisingly, a diet of 90% candy is low in fibre. Being a princess, she has a private toilet, so she has no problem sitting there for as long as it takes. One Luknight is assigned to enema duty, but is forbidden to speak of it under penalty of death.
>Botan
As part of her military training, she learned to hold it in for extended sniper missions. While she could go more frequently, she finds it more convenient to wait as this gives her more time to stream.
>Gura
Over thousands of years, she got used to the underwater environment. In Atlantis, the pressurised water all around her acted as a light enema and helped soften her shits; she isn't used to needing to push like she has to on land. Also, fish contain little to no fibre, and her diet is entirely fish.
>Roboco
Doesn't shit at all.

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>>4239571
Bretty gud I'd say. Thing is, which would feel better, fucking her in the ass when she's full of hard thick constipated logs, so that you're pushing the shit back up into her, like an extra long cock right up into her intestines, or fucking her in the ass when she's full of large softer logs that squish and smear all over your cock? Which is better? Imagine the smell.

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>>4242094
What are Coco's shits like?

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https://twitter.com/shiroganenoel/status/1397522549831962633
Me too Danchou, me too

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>>4242906
Do women even feel anything when someone's fucking their ass while full? Why not just fuck her pussy while she's having a massive shit for sensory overload? Why not make her associate cumming with shitting?

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>>4243047
This one we have actual evidence for. Coco said on meme review "I'm a dragon, I only shit once a week and it's gonna be a big dump". I'm just realising that she should have been in the initial post, fuck. Then again, she could have been talking about her dragon form. A lot of Coco's meals are cooked by Kanata, so we know she isn't eating total garbage or an unbalanced diet. I think she eats more than the average holo due to her height and figure, so it's safe to assume she shits more too. Also there was one incident where she left the bathroom and told Kanata that she blew it up in there; despite needing to go, Kanata had to hold it until the smell dissipated. I think Coco takes some of the nastier shits in hololive, above average in size and overwhelming in smell. It's not really attributable to her diet either, she just takes intense shits no matter what.

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>>4246013
>Virgin shits vs Chad Power Dump

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>>4246524
It's how Coco establishes dominance. As soon as she goes to someone's house to off-collab, she takes a giant dump in their toilet and totally clogs it.

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>>4246013
>so we know she isn't eating total garbage
>implying coco doesn't ingest mcdonalds or other fast food on the regular

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>>4247984
I'm sure she eats garbage quite often, but there's a reason I said total. She balances the fast food with healthier home cooked meals (or realistically eats both because she's a glutton)

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Which chuuba will be the next to fart on stream?

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>>4229419
Forget about Suisei's ringo juice, how about Ayame's chocomiriku?

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>>4252022
I want to guzzle Ayame's IBS infested bubbling steaming liquid shit, and savor that sharp tangy taste. Chunky chocolate milk dribbling down my chin. I want her to force me to gargle it and swallow.

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>>4250799
Watame is gonna do it one of these days.

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>>4253865
I want to hear her eat chip and fart.

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>>4229527
Luna drinks at least that much or more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhq_m7NCgUM

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>>4254077
Does Nene still have that giant water bottle?

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I really hope Suisei and Flare don't pee their pants playing RE7, that would be very unfortunate.

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>>4250799
Does it count if they try to fart and accidentally shit their pants? Asking for Ayame

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>>4243907
Noel...

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>>4250799
Ollie will do it again

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>>4262844
Noel is surprisingly degenerate. Maybe not as frequently as Marine, but she has some moments.

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>>4263574
God please let it be a wet one

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Here’s a Marine scat image I saved a few months ago: https://files.catbox.moe/jbz2cj.jpeg
The artist uploaded for like a day and then deleted it forever.

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>>4229038
Yes, I drink it sometimes.

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>>4265206
Have you seen her diet? It'll be just as wet as the first one.

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>>4266822
you are very based

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>>4250799
Noel, she already had the stomach growling ASMR. She's going to let out a giant brap.

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>>4263825
Noel is often degenerate. She's just grade schooler level with hers. She legit can't help but laugh if someone says 'chin'

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>ina doing another spicy noodle stream

im pondering

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>>4229038
yeah probably thats why shes an annoying bitch who gives 0 fucks about others and prefers to act sleepy in other Holos streams just for fun

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>>4271193
I'm contemplating the fragrance.

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The fact that I will never smell my oshi’s braps makes me unironically depressed sometimes.

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Takos need to keep stalling Ina with superchats, she must be close to letting one out.

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>Ina just ate spicy noodles but still really wants taco bell
IMAGINE

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>>4229230
What's Anemachi's starting item?

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>>4275939
Best Friend, it's one of her stuffed toys.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOv2dcjt96k

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Ina's talking about lactose intolerance, she's pushing all my buttons.

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>>4275939
Dinner

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>>4276154
I want to watch Choco make some choco

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>>4276154
Choco's natural eroticism mixed with this subject matter is just perfect. I feel like I need to write a story to get it out of my system. Don't worry, I'll remember to use pastebin or an equivalent.

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>>4276154
Oh god, imagine fucking her in the ass when she's full of raw oyster shit.

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>>4230031
NO. NOT SHOTA. SHOUNEN! SHOUNEN!

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>>4277651
Looking for to it, anon

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>>4229527
imagine how powerful her pee is and the splash sound it will make

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>>4263825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZENspeem4wE

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>>4281890
Festival piss is so powerful it's like a water jet cutter.

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>>4276419
Imagine the smell

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>>4276419
forciing ina to sample dozens of luxurious imported fondues!

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>>4284108
I don't think you'd need to force her, she said on stream that she still eats/drinks some dairy products. She doesn't mind the hit to her stomach if it tastes good enough. You can only imagine the result when she mixes coffee (with milk) or ice cream with a diet of spicy noodles and kimchi.

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>>4284377
there's medication to reduce the effects of lactose intolerance

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>>4229038
Where can I buy this stuff?

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>>4229038
yes

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please post ringo stories
>...b-but i'm an i-idol

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>>4285056
Which chuubas would you want stories about? What kind of situations would they get into?

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>>4286121
Moona.
In regards to situations anything goes. There's not enough ambrosia content of her period. That needs to change.

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>>4267281
For reference.
https://files.catbox.moe/bq6m3i.mp4

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>>4285056
I want to force Suisei to drink watermelon juice at the beach all day, watching as she gradually starts fidgeting and her legs start shaking more and more as the day goes by. I want to watch as her eyes nervously dart around, knowing that she can't break her facade by waiting in line for the public toilets near the boardwalk, desperately trying her best not to shove her hand between her legs while eating at a food stall. I want Suisei to whisper in my ear how badly she needs to pee, jokingly telling her to let it out in the water and hope that the other girls don't notice a warm spot forming around them. I want to sneak off to a secluded spot by the rocks with Suisei, telling her I'll keep what she's about to do a secret. I want to burn into my eyes the scene of of the bursting Suisei, frantically squatting in the sand with her bikini bottoms pulled down to her knees as she blesses the ground beneath us with her flood of ringo juice, the sound of her rushing liquid barely masked by the crashing waves. I want to take my dick out of my trunks right in front of Suisei's face as she's still peeing and force her to suck on it as she loses her balance, her now bared ass falling into the damp pit of sand she has created. I want to take Suisei back to our hotel room for lovemaking, only to watch as she jumps into the shower and pees herself through her still damp bottoms, not having fully recovered from the diuretic effects of all the juice she consumed.

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>>4229038
I like applejuice. Does that count?

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>>4276154
So the implication of this is that she took the call while on the toilet.

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indies are tapping a niche market
>>4288406

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>>4229038
I just ate a ringo for breakfast. Which means I just had some delicious ringo juice straight from the source...

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>>4288457
Maybe if the design was nicer I’d be interested.

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>>4288424
Or she shat herself and didn’t have anything else to wear

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>>4288992
Just imagine. I want to see Choco-sensei running to the toilet only to give in and mess her panties. Not just that, but she messed her panties so badly that she didn't even bother getting a new pair. Those oyster shits must be something else, confining her to the toilet until everything is out of her system.

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Which Gen 1 armpits do you want to lick the most after the live?

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>>4293077
Of course

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Hoshimachi Suisei is one of the sexiest vtubers to ever grace this planet. She has a heavenly, unmatchable level of sex appeal, that few can imagine of ever even getting close to. Everything about her, from her demeanor to her outfit to her personality, can make any man lust for her as much as the longtime members do. I think it’s amazing no one has doxed or raped her at this point because she just has that much allure to her. God, I love Hoshimachi Suisei. Everything about her is just so perfect it hurts that she’s not by my side. I want her to sensually take her gloves off before she plays with my dick and balls and shoves her gentle fingers down my uterus to massacre my cock. I want her to ride me until I cream her sweet pussy, and then get brutally murdered because I wasn’t supposed to cum inside. God, I love Hoshimachi Suisei’s outfit. Her gloves are the peak of human manufacturing. If you for some reason don’t pay attention to every little detail about her, the gloves on her default outfit cover every finger but her pointer and pinky. The fact that her ring finger is covered lends credence to the idea that she has no ring there, and belongs to no man, and that makes me want to breed her even more. Her skirt is the epitome of perfection, and displays both her basic clothing design with her astrological origins, and as per usual, I want to rip it off of her as I force her into my bed. God, I love Hoshimachi Suisei’s body. I want to mating press her and get her pregnant and force her to be my slave and have dozens of my children. I want to kiss and worship her right thigh, licking and caressing it like a gift from God himself, then tear the leggings off her left leg and do the exact same. Then, when she eventually escapes, she can torture me and tear my nails off one by one. She can force me to feel the same pain she did, and I would enjoy every moment of it. I would savor every second, for each second that Hoshimachi Suisei looks at me is a second in heaven. God, I love Hoshimachi Suisei’s voice. I want to hear her cries of agony as I force my cock into her, then her cries of affection when she can’t resist her primal urges anymore. Given how perfect her singing voice is, I wouldn’t be surprised if her moans alone could make a grown man cum. The sounds of her getting fucked alone would be enough to drain an incredibly stereotypical hentai protagonist of all his cum for weeks. He would let out enough semen to plaster the walls in his semen, and let his room reek of it for weeks. That’s just how powerful Hoshimachi Suisei is. God, I love Hoshimachi Suisei’s microphone. I hope that when she escapes my overly possessive clutches, she regularly stuffs my mouth full of her microphone.. I want to stuff my nose full of tissues, then force me to breathe in mustard gas through my mouth while choking on her mic. And I would cherish that moment, for Suisei has touched that microphone. If Suisei has touched an object, it is a holy object of worship. If Suisei has worn it, it belongs in my sniffing cabinet. If it is one of Suisei’s cherished objects, it belongs in a museum, for no one should be allowed to touch it, but rather look on from afar and gaze at its superior glory. God, I love Hoshimachi Suisei. Please let me be with her, whatever superhuman deity is up there. I promise I’ll give my life to her in worship, I just want her to touch me. I would swim in a sea of burning glass just to smell her breath. I would jump into a pool of sharks with 50 open cuts just to be acknowledged on her stream. I would give my parent’s life savings and all my money saved up for college, just to get a glimpse of her as I walk past her fragrant body on the street. I would go homeless and give everything I’ve ever owned to her, to be able to drink her spit. I love you so much, Hoshimachi Suisei. I want to be with you so badly. I’ve never loved someone more than I love you. I want you to be all mine, and I will be all yours. Just say the word and I’ll give it all up to be with you.

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>(You)'re walking home from school
>almost to your door
>your classmate Suisei runs up to you, looking worried and embarrassed
>"H-hey anon-kun, can I use your restroom? I don't have to go, of course, I just really need to... wash my hands"

What do, /vt/?

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>>4289329
Now I’m wondering what sort of panties they were

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I know it's not exactly on-topic but everyone's favorite gyaru piss queen is playing Tsukihime of all things so I thought I'd shill it here since there's twice as many IPs in this thread as people in the waiting room https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9gOzC8f41g

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>>4278135
She called Conan a shounen. She's just in denial that she likes shotas. Fubuki will proudly tell you she loves shota.

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>>4284377
I'm the same. I'm sure she only avoids regular milk and just deals with the consequences of other dairy products. Cheese and ice cream is too good to give up.

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>>4276154
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg

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>>4299546
imagine walking in after suisei and smelling her particles of shit still floating in the air

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>>4299558
This google doc was compiled by another anon. According to a previous stream, Choco wears black lacy t-strap panties. Not a good choice if she's having stomach issues, I doubt they'd hold anything in.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DqoKXwFOqsv1BOhuNYQXmtGLC15iF1FHm426ev3vw40/edit

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>>4229038
Why does her tomato juice say RINGO on it?

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>>4229527
I want Matsuri to beat the shit out of me and pee on my twitching, aching body

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>>4233600
So are apples.
I assume it's more about the texture than anything. Apple juice is very smooth and watery, while orange juice tends to be on the creamier side.

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>>4300719
We all know about Sui-chan's ringo juice and orenji juice, but you'd drink her tomato juice when that time of month comes right anons?

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>>4300779
Wait, what's the difference between her ringo juice and orenji juice?

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>>4300779
It might be harder to get down, but I'd do it for Sui-chan.

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>>4299546
>"sure let me just make sure its clean in the guest restroom"
>break the handle
>"hai dozo"
>listen to her powerful stream followed by frantic attempts to flush
>minutes later suisei comes out of the restroom
>she's red with embarrassment and mumbling some half-thanks half-apology
>"sure, no problem. see you at school sui-chan"
>close the door
>enter the bathroom
>ringo juice

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UlukONoN1o
Would you eat Pekora's cotton candy?

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>>4302925
I would eat her cotton alright

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>>4300426
may god bless the creator of this list

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>>4301376
>collecting Suisei's ringo juice
Very based

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>>4305716
>>4301376
>collecting it from the toilet
>not straight from the tap
ngmi

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>>4309663
As much as we'd love to collect it from the tap, she'd never let us even if she was desperate.

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>>4310611
You just need to grip her sides and tickle her without letting go until she pisses uncontrollably everywhere.

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>>4310782
But anon, she'd fight back if you tried tickling her, and even if you made her have an accident it would have to be filtered through her clothes.

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>>4312362
>fight back
She's a tiny Japanese girl, anyone here who lifts could easily overpower her, strip her bottom half and squeeze her bladder to get its contents into your mouth

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>>4314602
Lifting Suisei above my head!
Squeezing out the ringo juice like sweat out a towel!
Discarding the used container in the recycling!

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>>4315087
The recycling bin being my bed!

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>>4314602
the fear pheronomes would give the taste a real kick if she thought she was about to get raped

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>>4315648
>fear pheromones improve the taste
Imagine drinking a chuuba's ringo juice after a Resident Evil stream.

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>>4302925
I want her marshmallows

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Does Pekora eat her own droppings?

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>>4317624
Of course, she wouldn't sell them to other people unless she was confident in the taste.

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>>4300799
Probably how hydrated she is.

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>>4314602
>anyone here who lift
Anon, we're here discussing the urine of of a tiny Japanese girl who pretends to be an anime character on the internet, I don't think any of us lift

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>>4322575
The weight of my regrets has made my cock stronger than any gym ever could
When you're ready to die for any reason it's easy to put your all into everything. She cant stop me and neither can you I will take the ringo by force>>4322575
>>4322184
>4322184

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>>4324341
Based schizo with nothing left to lose

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Right now Nabi is holding it in while reading SCs and chat is sending more to stall her. Just saying.

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>>4327691
Nabi's afternoon piss...

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>>4327691
>ywn host a competition between nabi and her sameface daughters for who can hold it in the longest

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>>4327771
>those who lose have to drink it

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>>4300025
Well, with Conan it's complicated because he's shounen in shota body.

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>>4327771
Who wins in the end? I only know Nabi, Uto and Ame.

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>>4331603
There's jew ame and not!uto too, but they seem to be fairly underground

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>>4331603
In order of wetting, Kogane>Ame>Uto>Rena, leaving Nabi to win. Rena could hold it in longer if she tried, but she's a good daughter and didn't want to make Nabi have an accident.

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I want Risu and Moona to shit on my face.

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>>4339964
>Risu
Peanut butter?

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>>4339964
Do you know how much Moona eats? You'd suffocate.

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>>4341432
I'd die a happy man

>>4341256
For that extra taste.

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>>4335347
>Rena
>good daughter
Anon...

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>>4341515
I may or may not have based it on the design because I don't actually watch her streams.

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>>4341979
She recently said she's not a daughter of Nabi.

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In light of the Holotalk episode with her today, what are A-chan's shits like?

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>>4343460
Like bricks, both in density and size.

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>>4346346
Shape too I bet. She seems like a very orderly person.

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>>4343460
Here's your answer.

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If you said you would like to fuck the shit out of your oshi, would you mean that literally?

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>>4346346
Imagine A-chan and Sora destroying a bathroom together.

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>>4351347
Imagine being a janitor/plumber at Cover.

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>>4351904
It sounds like tough work. Watching your oshi walk out of the building slightly red-faced, getting a text from A-chan that the bathroom needs maintenance for the 3rd time that day. Then as you're trying to unclog the toilet, another chuuba pushes the door open and runs into the stall next to you, too desperate to care if anyone else is there.

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>>4354359
What would your oshi sound like while she's shitting?

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>>4358265
>Ohmahgah

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>>4358265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4DNgr3eowA&t=67s

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>>4350972
Absolutely. If Suisei tells me she needs to take an idol break I'm grabbing her by the throat and fucking her harder. I won't let her leave till she leaves a filthy stain on the bedsheets. She'll squirm for possibly hours, holding it in as long as she can before the natural needs finally kick in and force her to pass waste. She'll probably cry and that will only get me hard again for the 11th round

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>>4358265
https://youtu.be/rcyqfYy9mgo

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>>4360961
You are supposed to fuck her in the ass and push back her turd until it's soft enough to come out around your cock.

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>>4361276
That's not fucking the the shit out her, it's fuck the shit in her you fucking retard

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>>4361317
Who the fuck gives a shit it still makes me cum buckets

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>>4361560
I give a shit about your shitty misuse of shit you shit

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>>4300025
Bro Arnold is ripped I don't know what you're talking about.

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>>4361626
Explain to me then what the correct course of action would be for "fucking the shit out of her" to apply
Poopy head.

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>>4361845
turning you banana into a chocolate covered banana

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>>4361845
To fuck her so long and/or hard that she loses control of her bowels of course my good sir

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>>4358265

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>>4358265
For some reason I picture Kiara being the type to be grossed out by something she does almost daily. I could imagine her watching something on her phone while she goes, maybe even with headphones to drown out the sound. God, what I would give to conveniently have to use the bathroom after her. Fuck poopori and other imitators

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>>4362204
>kiara
>ashamed of shitting
kek

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>>4362204
It's hard for me to see Kiara being ashamed, she talks about going to the bathroom sometimes on stream. Of course she doesn't do so explicitly, but most holos don't mention it at all. Maybe if she was around someone she liked; I could see her getting flustered when she had to take a shit on her trip with Mori.

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>>4362239
>>4362528
She's said before that she'd rather be dead than accidentally burp on stream because it is 'gross'. So you think about that extrapolated to her bowels, I have no doubt that she'd hate the sounds and smells that come from it.
Kiara, finally relaxing, has her bout of constipation work its way out with Mori just beyond the door. The idea of Kiara sheepishly walking out and telling Mori about how she clogged the toilet and they needed to call the front deck of the hotel just to have Mori reply "Nice dude!" only for Kiara's face to get even more red gives me joy.

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>>4363211
anon. she has literally talked about shitting herself and eating shit on stream "as a joke"
did you not watch the uno collab from some time ago?

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>>4267281
What's her diet like?

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>>4363211
>spoiler
I like that dynamic. Imagine if they had to go at the same time and used stalls next to each other. Kiara being timid and trying to cover the noises, Mori freely pushing and keeping up the conversation, both of them ending up feeling much more relieved.

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>>4363467
I blame it on the terrible Australian comedy. She's fine with talking about it in jest, but I promise you she doesn't want people to know and is embarrassed by it.

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Elira is very sorry for her incontinence

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>>4365524
who?

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>>4366256
One of the Nijisanji EN girls.

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>>4363791
She's Indonesian, so it's a lot of spicy food. She likes eggs and spicy noodles for breakfast, so you can imagine the smell she must have afterwards.

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>>4368476
I'd rather not.

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>>4369516
wrong thread bud

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>>4368476
Egg farts are the strongest. I wish she would bottle them.

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>>4365524
Wasn't she the one that tweeted about her armpits being really sweaty?

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>>4371808
Yes, after her debut she tweeted "My pits are so sweaty"

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>>4277651
Anon, onegai

[Anonymous No.]

This is your squeaky-clean idol's meat-filled diet. Imagine what must go on behind the toilet doors.

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>>4376535
It's a good thing she lives with just Anemachi. Imagine how desperate Kanata and Coco would get, waiting for Suisei's 45 minute toilet destruction and gacha pulling sessions to finish. Maybe Anemachi can get her to eat some fibre or, failing that, a laxative.

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After the Gura/Ame/Ina collab, I keep thinking about them, or the whole of HoloEN, being desperate on a road trip and needing to relieve themselves in nature.

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>>4378406
>45 minutes
But if she's taking that long, the shit will dry on her anus and she won't be able to wipe it. Is she sitting all day with a shit crusted butthole all day? Imagine the state of her thongs.

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>>4229038
the two best pastries in the world are apple pie and apple strudel.
fight me.

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>>4383421
Being Japanese, she uses a bidet to wash her ass. If she doesn't get completely clean, she wears black boyshorts, so they'll contain the mess (if not the smell).

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>>4384073
Stop. Don't rob me from my shitstained panties fantasies.
Your can't convince me that she's lost in her gacha games until she's late to her stream, but she knows her butthole is dry and crusty so she just pulls up her panties and storms out of the toilet without even flushing.

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>>4381437
Imagine being the bush Ame chooses to spray her stinky road trip piss all over while squatting down with her panties at her ankles.

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>>4385351
What about Ina? Who is most likely to have an accident?

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>>4385412
>spoiler
Mori but she would never admit it.

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>>4385179
I'm sure that's happened. I can imagine Suisei going to take a shit, and spending so long straining and pushing that she starts playing gacha to pass the time. She totally loses track of time until Anemachi bangs on the bathroom door to tell her the stream is about to start, and Suisei panics and runs to her computer. She streams as normal while trying to ignore the itch on her ass, or the smell that follows her. Meanwhile, Anemachi can't even flush the toilet in case the stream would overhear it, so she has to use the bathroom with the smell of fresh shit hanging in the air.

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>>4385903
I wish they would sell sprays/at fresheners with the scent of the girls so I could have Sui's stench of shit in my own bathroom.

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>>4388603
I remember seeing piss/shit scented spray at some Japanese online fetish store one time.

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THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT RINGO JUICE

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>>4385412
Ina is the type of girl to hold it until she's absolutely desperate, especially if she's working on a drawing. She might look calm and in control, but as soon as the car pulls over she'd jump out and dash to the nearest bush or tree for cover.
>spoiler
As for accidents, from most to least likely it's Gura>Mori>Ame>Kiara>Ina

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>>4390025
But it is anon
t. OP

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>>4390025
But it is anon

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>>4390025
Ringo juice is extracted from the ringo but then there's the dry ringo husk as well.

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>>p4382665
According to my mom, who's sung for decades, every singer needs singing lessons otherwise their throats go to shit. If that's true then I hope they at least try to learn some techniques because be awful if they lost their voices.

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>>4392487
crap I meant this for >>4382665
Newfrend moment

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>>4390025
You know fully well what it's always been about.

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>>4388603
I'd wait until the chuuba I'm watching takes a break, then spray it all over and pretend she just stunk up my bathroom.

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So Kiara has fully embraced calling bathroom breaks 'idol meetings'. Although whenever she says idol meeting, she's gone for 4-10 minutes, so I assume it's for sure a shitting moment.

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>>4392487
Some of them did mention that they had singing lessons in the past

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>>4395130
>spoiler
Nice. I assume she's gone a couple of times, with it being an endurance stream. Was there any good content for us beyond the breaks themselves?

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>>4395130
Chicken nuggets!

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>>4395552
Other than her saying "Crap your hands" during karaoke, not really.

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Are there any non-holo chuubas you'd want to see on the toilet? For me, it's Rene from 774.

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>>4402620
Rion
Deron
Lumi
Pomu
Mito
Ichika from Animare

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>>4402620
Chihiro
Pikamee
Nui
Hiyo

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>>4404452
What is pikamee like when she has to take a shit?

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>>4404550
Big, but runny oily shits because she consumes ass loads of greasy, low fibre food. And a lot of dairy as well. The smell is hardly bearable.

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>>4230871
matuli omorasi activate!!!

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>>4405113
Imagine the shits Pikamee would take after her Oreo milkshakes. If there was a cross-agency pooping tournament, she'd be a serious contender.

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>>4405470
>her shits after the oreo shake and monster megaburger
>it still contains enough calories to sustain an adult man for two days

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>>4293077
kanataso!!!

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>>4404452
Peekamee

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>>4405854
god imagine living on a diet consisting only of pikamee's giant shits

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>>4406018
And Matsuri's pee.

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>>4402620
why is rene so hot???
let me have one cup of your delicious ringo juice hime sama

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I really want to be (Pavolia) Reine’s personal toilet. She seems like the kind of girl who would enjoy having a human mouth to shit into.

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Suisei drinking dumb fuck or bone hurting juice when?

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>>4407267
She's a woman with refined tastes, using a simple toilet is beneath her. Like a true lady, she has a servant whose entire job is to be her toilet. Also, as much as she commands and degrades her servants, she blushes a lot and thanks the servant who wipes her ass after a shit.

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>>4408149
This but with Rena

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How are you guys so into eating shit? I like scat too but nowhere near the point of putting that stuff anywhere near me

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>>4409641
I probably wouldn’t actually eat it, but I like to fantasize about it. I’d probably enjoy having my oshi shit on my face, but I wouldn’t put it in my mouth for both hygienic reasons and it probably wouldn’t taste good.

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>>4402620
NijiID girls. Someone drew Siska on Pixiv and although the art is not that good, beggars can't be choosers.

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>>4410342
Seconding this
Hana Maccia, despite talking a lot about poop and even having a clip about it, doesn't really have any ambrosia content

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>>4412558
If I have money to spare I will definitely pay someone to draw Hana Macchia in the toilet.

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>>4408149
Would you wipe Reine's dirty ass with your tongue after she's done pooping?

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>>4415795
If I was her servant, she wouldn't give me a choice, so I'd have to learn to enjoy it. Reine would make me keep going until she's totally clean, however messy her shit was.

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89871744

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>>4229038
I wonder how Ringo starr feels like this?

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>>4417458
That shit was too solid to be Ayame's

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>>4407117
Reminder Rene was late to her own 3D debut because she was taking a shit.
https://youtu.be/Zb6hYOwZcSU?t=77
(1:17 if embed doesn't work)

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Reminder to follow this guy if you're into vtuber ringo juice, guy's doing gods work.
https://twitter.com/tyarhannnogu
Also can anyone here do a decent translation of this? My jap is just barely enough to make out what they're talking about, but I'd appreciate an actual quality translation. Migo seems to have a lot of stories like that under her belt.
https://twitter.com/tyarhannnogu/status/1398313347288682497

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>>4419136
Peace and love
with the threat of extreme violence

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>>4425539
I don't know any Japanese, what are they saying?

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>>4426885
Basically, back when Miko was going to school(not sure which grade) she was playing hide and seek (or tag idk) with her classmates on a big field, but she had to pee really bad when she was "it" and couldn't find anyone, so for some reason she went to the men's restroom(women's wasn't available or something? not sure), peed herself and some guy came out of a stall and asked her if she's okay.
That's all my broken japanese is capable of, not sure what the guy did once he saw her, but chat was calling him a nice guy.

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>>4427326
Since she was playing outside, the restrooms could have been located in different areas. Maybe she couldn't make it across the field to the girl's room and went for the nearest one?

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>>4427837
She does say the reason why, but I can't really understand her fully. I would be more inclined to believe that it was closed for cleaning or something, since I'm pretty sure she says something about the door not opening(?), but I was already basing all this on shaky grounds and didn't want to go too heavily into fanfiction territory.
Unfortunately this is as best as you're gonna get unless there's someone who actually knows japanese lurking this thread.

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>>4427837
What the fuck, guess what just popped into my recommended.
https://youtu.be/7nlyKGLE5ng
Turns out Google really is spying on people at all times.

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>>4429453
Is there a mod or setting in Koikatsu that makes the girls go to the men's toilet? I mean not by choice, but that they can only go there.

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>>4429494
You're not asking the right person, like half the girls in my game are walking either completely naked or with holes in their heads because I can't figure out where to even find the mods they need.
That would be the first thing I'd install if I knew how to use this damned thing though.

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>>4429816
Did you install the HF patch? That fixes most of the characters. Otherwise I can't help with mods, never used any, but I would love to see some embarrassing scenes like that wetting of Miko.

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>>4430041
I downloaded the repack from nyaa, didn't mess with it afterwards because it was supposed to already have everything there, or so I was told at least.
Now that I've checked again though, it might just be that it's out of date at this point.

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>>4430181
I'm almost sure all the repacks of the game don't have the HF patch. Search on nyaa as well, get the latest version (maybe update the game as well) and just run the patch over the installation. It's simple an will fix most of the cards that don't require special mods. For example that Korone car that is broken by default is fixed by it.

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>>4231509
orange juice is her favorite though...

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>>4229038
ringo

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>>4430234
What does HF even stand for? I couldn't find it on nyaa at all, hopefully what I found on github is gonna be the same.

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>>4430585
I guess I'm out of the loop, something must have happened. In the /h/ thread it's also listed on github, it disappeared from nyaa. Sorry for that, but you should be good now. I don't know what it stands for.

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>>4409641
I want my oshi to be comfortable using me as her toilet.

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>>4427326
I had a very similar experience. I like Miko more now.

[Anonymous No.]

On the topic of Miko, I got this clip in my recommendations.
https://youtu.be/CH2E8KarQf4
Flare is a good CEO, listening to her employee's toilet trouble.

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I wish there was more ringo content out there. Aside from old Matuli streams, some Marine streams and occasional stories holo members drop sometimes, there really isn't much else left once you've seen it all and it's not like there's a lot of it either. Management HATE.
Airi is the only one to carry us through these dark times.

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>>4432856
Funny because the content outside of holos is a giant ocean compared to what holos have. Truly it's an idol company.

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>>4432856

Wasn’t there a chuuba that literally went in a bottle while playing GTA?

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I like ringo cider better, but ringo juice is fine too

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>>4432919
Yeah I know it's out there if you look for it, but you really need to go out of your way to find this stuff and true gems are hard to find. Not to mention that you don't really share any connections or have any familiarity with some random indie vtuber that you've never seen before.
>>4432937
Yeah that's Airi but her channel was nuked and no one saved the video properly. She's back though and keeps doing her thing, god bless her.

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>>4433046
>Not to mention that you don't really share any connections or have any familiarity with some random indie vtuber that you've never seen before.
Speak for yourself.

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>>4433070
well good for you I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

i hate ringo and Suisei

[Anonymous No.]

>>4433091
You could have it as well, but you chose to complain.

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>>4433269
ogey

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>>4433270
who are you replying to?

[Anonymous No.]

What are her shits like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4433046
>Not to mention that you don't really share any connections or have any familiarity with some random indie vtuber that you've never seen before.
Could always groom an /asp/ie to be a ringotuber. I've posted about it in a past ringo thread but I don't think omst people on on board for a babiniku talking about it

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to rub my Oshi's tummy while she plasters the inside of the bowl and stinks up the room.

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>>4437489
I want that but with (you)r oshi
Yes, including the people lurking right now, I see you

[Anonymous No.]

What's it like to fuck a girl while she shits on your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4437489
>>4437579
Imagine if the chuuba is struggling to shit and your tummy rubs loosen her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4438295
conceptualize the stench

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>>4436843
I mean it’s Mito so probably huge, hard, but odorless.

[Anonymous No.]

Is vomit okay here? Which chuuba's vomit feels the best on your penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4430953
Eat your vegetables, Mikoti.

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>>4444027
Of course, it's more than welcome. Haachama's contents would be too gross to be on your dick so Mio mama is the best bet. Lots of soups, rice, and cake to coat your cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4440961
This reinforces my personal theory that hierarchy in vtuber companies is decided by who takes the most impressive shits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4444287
>Haachama's vomit are too gross
what about her shits? are they just as bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4444287
>the feeling of half chewed rice and cake when you're balls deep in Mio's throat

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>>4229038
I had to get a colonoscopy once about a decade ago, and they told me I had to drink a gallon of a clear liquid the day before. Since water was boring and no calories I went with Ringo juusu. Forced myself to drink to the last drop.
Well I spent the entire night in excruciating pain and had one of the worst times of my life, so I can't even stand the smell of apple juice anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4250799
Kiara will do it on purpose so that she'll have an excuse to talk about shitting again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4444287
>haachama's vomit would be too gross
what about her shits?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread isn't about ringo juice at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>4233788
orenji best juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>4445851
But it is about ringo juice anon and more

[Anonymous No.]

I finished the story about Choco. I know posting stories in this thread has been an issue, so I uploaded it to a paste site. Hope you enjoy
http://controlc.com/91bc9bab

[Anonymous No.]

>>4446644
not bad. i hope you continue making these

[Anonymous No.]

>>4446644
Based
I’m sure you aren’t taking requests, but I don’t think many people would complain if you wrote a Suisei one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4446192
no anon, it's about chocolate now

[Anonymous No.]

>>4445819
Shit is gross no matter what you eat. You only fantasize about liking poop but the real thing smeared on you would be disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4447702
Noel, Noel
Matsuri
Around the corner
Choco is made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4432919
NijiID members have talked about toilet stuff in their tweets, including male members.

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread of all things was commandeered by scatniggers
>mods do absolutely nothing about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>4451985
Poop is the ultimate ambrosia, you can't claim you like your oshi if you wouldn't eat her shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4451985
I hate scatfags too but we can't survive on this board if keep fighting each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4451985

how can you say you love her if you dont even eat her poop

[Anonymous No.]

>>4452014
>>4452193
please actually consume feces and die of various illnesses

[Anonymous No.]

I will become the poop

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw only drink Bang (Key Lime mostly), milk, vodka, and green tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>4454270
Your poor kidneys. Drink some water, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4444027
Anyone have Mazono Akira’s farting, pissing, and shitting audio?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4454270
drink more then you'll become suisei

[Anonymous No.]

>>4455424
Suisei doesn't drink, she doesn't want to set a bad example to her JK followers.

[Anonymous No.]

Another great thread, friends. And remember, if you feel like your favorite things are under presented, be the change you want there to be.