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Supachaato threado
What was your latest superchat?

>> No.4171206

>>4171187
Wtf why doesnt my oshi get cute supa like this

>> No.4171218

>>4171206
Because (you) aren't sending them

>> No.4171249
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>>4171206
>he doesn't send his oshi 30 $10 superchats with a sophisticated, clever and romantic poem
Pathetic.

>> No.4171276

>>4171249
Lol, I'd like to know what her "heartfelt stance on bullying" was

>> No.4171336

>>4171249
Is this peak autism??

>> No.4171363

>>4171336
No. It's not even close. Someone send the Calliope pastebin superchat.

>> No.4171386

>>4171249
They remember each other's names and seemingly have formed some kind of supachat community.

>> No.4171389
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>>4171249
does gura has the most unstable fanbase?

>> No.4171427

>>4171249
>31 Superchats to someone who almost never reads them.
Yea hes retarded.

>> No.4171478

>>4171249
Cumbuds... what do you have to say for yourselves?

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>>4171389
I don't think she even makes it in top 10.

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>>4171389
>>4171478
There's worse
https://pastebin.com/wZUEn4XQ
https://vocaroo.com/135e2kOXgJsT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce4UY4iCI1c
I wish we had more trans-female vtubers.

>> No.4171601

>>4171187
>without no reason
ESL-SCer... It's "for no reason", though "without reason" also works grammatically, but is way more clunky.

>> No.4171627
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Ina, my dad died
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.4171629

>>4171521
Holy shit >>4171363 was right. How do people get like this?

>> No.4171644
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>>4171629
How do they indeed?
Goslingbros...

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MY FRIEND'S GRANDMA DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.4171692

If I was a popular VTuber I'd have my manager screen all supas so ITT never makes it in front of my eyeballs for I would instantly cease existing due to the cringe

>> No.4171697

this has to be one of (you) guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBmqmw5586A

>> No.4171698

>>4171644
I never watch superchat reading streams but I just have to know, do they actually read these on stream?

>> No.4171707
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>>4171692
Why do you think Gura never reads her superchats?

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>>4171698
Thank goodness no.

>> No.4171765

>>4171627
Why do people like this exist? They're everywhere. Why do they feel the need to tell their sob shit story to strangers?

>> No.4171776
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>>4171765
I don't know, but MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.4171781

>>4171723
Oh thank god

>> No.4171790

>>4171776
anon, your image reps

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>>4171790
hory shit sorry

>> No.4171810

>>4171187
Doctored photo. I have never seen an Ouja superchat that doesn't have the word "empress" in it.

>> No.4171815

>>4171776
retardchama....

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>>4171776

>> No.4171818 [DELETED] 

>>4171500
HoloEN was a mistake

>> No.4171847
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>>4171810
I literally screencapped it the second I made this thread.
It should pop up around this time: https://youtu.be/Ca5ciitcS-g?t=3823
>>4171816
>>4171815
Give me a break or I'll buy two dogs

>> No.4171849

>>4171187
>>4171249
>>4171500
>>4171521
>>4171556
>>4171627
>>4171644
>>4171663
>>4171707
HoloEN was a mistake

>> No.4171860

>>4171805
That's really sad actually.

>> No.4171862

>>4171776
the pepeloni...

>> No.4171867

>>4171847
holy kek

>> No.4171876

>>4171805
Still bad to send sad life stories in SC, but I do feel for the guy.

>> No.4171892

>>4171847
did she acknowledge the existence of this one

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>>4171849
I haven't even started on HoloJP. I need to do my jp reps to make a good compilation, but the language barrier is there.

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>>4171556
>>4171707
More from that girl

>> No.4171917
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>> No.4171930

I had a typo in my last superchat and feel uncomfortable

>> No.4171932
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4171932

One eye cleanser before I continue. Gura read this one, actually

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I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>> No.4172057

>>4171914
>girl

>> No.4172069

>>4171914
kek this guy has to be a larp

>> No.4172098

>>4171805
Awwww... I get why he did it. I'd never share something so personal but in sum it's a sweet message and not some peak kimoi

>> No.4172111

>>4172069
check out his channel. it would have be one hell of a larp

>> No.4172136

>>4171932
The dodo died because it was retarded.

>> No.4172189

>>4171249
>>4171932
Context built throughout the thread. I love it. I like this Pants dude.

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>>4171932

>Dodo lived only on one Island never adapting which lead to it's inevitable demise
Reminder that this man ridiculed that retard on both scientifically and metaphorically, if I was that 30+ sc guy I'd just kill myself

>> No.4172284

>>4172277
He did remove himself from social media entirely. Youtube, twitter, all gone.

>> No.4172337

I hate reading these threads but I can't stop myself.

>> No.4172394

>>4171847
What are you talking about, this one is great!

>> No.4172411

>>4172277
Holy fuck. Imagine writing 31 SC's and dropping 310 bucks just to get dunked on that hard.
>>4172284
And Pants got this dude to leave? I fucking kneel.

>> No.4172428

Is gura the only one who has read a joke LETS GOOOOOOO sc? I'd think about sending one to the others if it was funny and they'd actually read it enthusiastically like she did

>> No.4172465

>>4172428
Gura is the only one who has internet humor among the 5 even id she has to feign ignorance most the time, unlike when she was Sen where she didn't need to hide her powerlevels every second.

>> No.4172530

>>4171849
The japanese superchats are much much worse, but you wouldn't know that. Matsuri gets the most inane shit

>> No.4172740

>>4171805
It's a bummer to see One Day Lin get featured on these threads since he's the least deserving of ridicule.

>> No.4174044

>>4171500
So thats why Kiara left Japan

>> No.4174116

>>4171187
oh shit I think I know this faggot. I used to be friends with a guy inside his circle. I think he's a shut in programmer who has close to 0 interaction with females or other human being outside the internet. He's like in his mid 30s or something now.

>> No.4174294

>>4174116
If you saw all the different akuspas he sends, that "think" would become a "know" very quickly.

>> No.4174887
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>>4172284
BTFO'd to the fucking shadow realm

>> No.4175106

>>4171707
>transgender pre-hormone replacement therapy
So a guy with mental illness?

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>>4171500

>> No.4175185

>>4171500
pretty based ngl

>> No.4175333

>>4172530
Such as?

>> No.4175344

>>4174116
Wow, so like literally everybody on this fucking board?

>> No.4175364

>>4171644
God I can't even make fun of them because they have to have actual mental problems

>> No.4175365

>>4174887
>download(15)

Anon please clean out your folders.

>> No.4175428

>>4171805
I never believe the sob stories

>> No.4175488

>>4171914
Artemis?

>> No.4175575

>>4171900
What a fucking shit. 'YOU NO READ MY SUPA! FUK U!'

>> No.4175607 [DELETED] 

This shit is why I feel bad for vtubers in general. Imagine having to read this for hours and to positively respond to it.

>> No.4175629

People need to keep this shit to themselves, holy fuck. Imagine the mindset of paying $100 to embarrass yourself in front of thousands of people. Are they literally incapable of understanding how they come across when they send these?

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>>4171644
>progressively worse spelling as it goes
this man was actually crying, god damn

>> No.4175717

>>4171521
Made my hair strand. Genuinely creepy 10/10 he can play the zodiac killer.

>> No.4175725

>>4175629
The kind of people who do this have no self-awareness, are so egotistical that they think everyone should know and care about them, or are extremely lonely. It's the kind of person that will strike up a convo about how well they played a round of golf in a barber shop waiting room just to get some kind of acknowledgement.

>> No.4175743

>>4175629
You're expecting too much anon. People that send superchats are literally bottom of the barrel autists. You are a part of one of if not the most degenerate and pathetic community in the world.

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>> No.4175840

>>4175771
What is this?
An image for plankton?

>> No.4175866

Why can't these people just watch their favourite oshis like a normal human being and keep their private shit to themselves?
The lack of social skills are concerning for these individuals.

>> No.4175896 [DELETED] 

>>4171917
this is why Haato has gone insane.

>> No.4175966

>>4175866
Only this place gets the brunt of my retarded Oshi obsessions, because it's Anonymous and full of shit anyways. Some people just want to be seen and heard and their brain issues make them act out in any way they can. Funny part is these people are not so different from the anti's who do shit like send cat gore to a vtuber.

>> No.4176005

>>4172111
He's not the greatest singer his side of the road, but at least he's not tone deaf. He should invest in better audio recording equipment over sending red SCs.

>> No.4176022 [DELETED] 

>>4175106
thanks, captain

>> No.4176025

>>4175607
It's their job. I'd happily read out this cringe shit and get paid, too bad I was born with a penis.

>> No.4176089 [DELETED] 

>>4175717
wait, did you actually read all that shit? can you give tldr?

>> No.4176122 [DELETED] 

>>4175743
this makes me feel at home. Wish I could meet all of you IRL too.

>> No.4176152 [DELETED] 

>>4175771
>anon gets tricked by a(...).jpg
you got me, faggot

>> No.4176179 [DELETED] 

>>4175866
you forgot the part where normal human beings don't even know what oshi means

>> No.4176205

>>4175344
not me :)

>> No.4176284 [DELETED] 

>>4176025
And I think you wouldn't be saying this after getting forced to read this shit for an hour straight. It's only funny when it's new, voluntary and brief.

As for your pp, Artemis would be successful if he wasn't being an uninteresting dick, so pp is not a problem.

>> No.4176841

>>4176284
There's ways to shut it down, fubuki doesn't have these problems anywhere near the level of ame or watame, most just don't because they want/need the money it comes with

>> No.4176925

i still cant belive we live in an age where companies make 90+ percent of their income via donations on the worst video sites on the internet. fools and their money i swear.

>> No.4177653

>>4176925
All BS aside, it is a sign that a lot of young men are starved positive female attention.

>> No.4177724

>>4175771
i enjoy layered humor. good one

>> No.4178027
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>>4171847
HOLY SHIT KEK

>> No.4178075

>>4176925
>companies make 90+ percent of their income via donations
There's no way that's the case for Niji since Ichikara doesn't even force them to do SCs.
Is that really how it is with Holo or are you pulling numbers out of your ass?

>> No.4178087

>>4175344
I'm not even 20

>> No.4178099

>>4177653
I'm starved of positive female attention but I still wouldn't supachat

>> No.4178336

>>4178099
posting here at least deflates the ego, these people never get reminders that writing a three part superchat manifesto makes you look retarded at best

>> No.4178518

>>4171805
i mean, this one depends on the context
it's Watame we're talking about, her SC reading and zatsudans can get very emotional
plus the message that pops up to me isn't "boo hoo feel sorry for me" but genuine gratitude

>> No.4179000

>>4175771
i hate you

>> No.4179083

>>4171389
She has the biggest fanbase which means higher chances of having some mentally ill person send her weird stuff

>> No.4179169

when I have money I will be sending some superchats to ollie, me and a lot of her fanbase have been under attack by antis for a while - we ended up changing our names to zomcucks, to spite the antis and take the word for our own. :D im planning to tell her it through superchats.
sadly cant afford to until next week, but I think some others will be. feel free to do the same if you're a fellow zomcuck.

>> No.4179239

>>4177653
speak for yourself

>> No.4179373

>>4175344
No, I don't know programming.

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>>4171847

>> No.4179662

>>4171932
We need more people like this. The only other one that was based was the guy that got "Let's Goo" started on Gura's channel until he ended up milking it on others and then being a little bitch on something unrelated.

>> No.4179799

>>4171805
She cried reading this. But she cries at everything. Does anyone have the clip?

>> No.4179877

>>4171914
That dude thinks youtube is twitch, one good thing Yagoo did was telling the girls to fuck off with controversial shit on their Vtubing account. Also don't promote mental illness, that's a dude, never gonna be a woman, ever.

>> No.4180272

>>4171644
I fucking remember this dude, he was some infantryman in Chicago or something. I remember because his dumbs ass was like "we could go to Portillos". This was back during Mario Odyssey. For the record, Watson did not read them out loud.

>> No.4180314

>>4171776
INA I SAVED A THUMBNAIL LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.4180364

>>4175771
he cant keep getting away with it

>> No.4180381
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4180381

Indies get these shitty messages without the money. Still don't get why people treat chat like it's a blog.

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>>4171776

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should i stop watching vtubers and get out of this community before i get infected by this insane amount of victim mentality and just autism is general?

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>>4180381
>few months ago
If you don't send the superchat while the body's still warm it doesn't count

>>4180469
it's too late, you have to complete the full circle now

>> No.4180594

>>4175771
I AM FUCKING FUMING

>> No.4180659

>>4180469
The ride never ends, even if you leave you’ll just end up in another place just as bad.

>> No.4184535 [DELETED] 

>>4180659
quite frankly, I think doing drugs is better than this. At least drugs will kill you faster.

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>>4175771

>> No.4185840

>>4171249
Fuck, being a VTuber must suck ass, having to deal with nutcases like this on the daily

>> No.4185866

>>4171521
I can see his fedora and greasy hair just from listening this shit

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>> No.4185945

Did anyone save the handwritten letter posted on twitter asking Gura out on a date?

>> No.4185998

>>4171847
honestly people should only send superchats like this one, they are entertaining for everyone involved, and they are way more likely to be read on stream and be featured in le funni clip. At the very least they get what you paid for.

>> No.4186021

>>4171849
No, it"s a beautiful trainwreck we can all enjoy for free.

>> No.4186054

>>4175771
you motherfucker
i thought i would never fall again for this shit

>> No.4186553

>>4180381
indie chats can be comfy, but more often than not they're just blogs where the chuuba lightly comments on whatever off-topic shit they're saying

>> No.4186730

>>4185840
You just learn to ignore them after the 20th insane rant on how their supershat or dono wasn't read on the stream they sent it.

>> No.4186826

>women on the internet get shit like this as messages for FREE

>> No.4186968 [DELETED] 

>>4186826
Imagine being given free, original cringe content and not capitalizing on it.

>> No.4187002

>>4185840
>>4186730
Not always. Sometimes it gets to you

>> No.4187016

>>4171521
The worst part is he's probably on this board right now.

>> No.4187155

>>4171249
How based would it be if Gura just turned off superchats so she wouldn't have to be obligated to read superchats?

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>>4187016
Oh, he totally is.

>> No.4187321

>>4187157
thank god I'll never be this guy or Anthony Burch

>> No.4187372

>>4187157
What a freek.

>> No.4187375

>>4172530
It a surprise when she also is the one that says the most insane shit in hololive. I mean actually degenerate stuff not like haachama who is just insane.

>> No.4187448

>>4185900
IMAGINE

>> No.4187450

>>4187375
Haachama is legit disgusted by how repulsive some comments are.

>> No.4187548

>>4187155
I honestly wish all of the girls could.
Most of the west doesn't know how insanely hurtful and creepy some of the SCs get on the JP side.

>> No.4187644

>>4187157
link to her reacting?

>> No.4188063

>>4171187
This first one creepy as hell ngl

>> No.4188112

>>4187157
Is there a link to the stream?

>> No.4188888

>>4171847
based

>> No.4189285

>>4175771
Fuck you for getting me with this 3 times

>> No.4189613

>>4171629
that's just what happens to men when they don't have a real wife and daughter to creampie and dote on (respectively)

>> No.4189709

>>4189613
damn, I want to have a wife and daughter I could creampie.

>> No.4189888

>>4187450
yeah but then a week later she'll do a stream based on that disgusting superchat so it evens out

>> No.4190096

>>4187548
Everyone knows about Japanese autists and how insane they are.

>> No.4192569

>>4189709
don't we all...

>> No.4194159
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What makes a good superchat?

>> No.4194351

>>4194159
God I want to taste Mioo's vomit

>> No.4194819

>>4194159
girls love to talk about silly shit in their daily lives so it should be pertaining to that, HOWEVER don't ask them directly about it, as that sounds nosy. Try to make a remark on a subject, maybe about something that happened to you, so they can pick up on that and talk about it happening to themselves but try not to sound too whiny
sort like chit-chat you make with your coworkers

>> No.4195637

>>4194159
be funny.
for example
MY DOG DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>> No.4195962

>>4194159
10 words at most if you're doing it to ask a question, no text at all if you're just supporting the oshi. No matter what don't make it about yourself in any way, any message including "I" or "me" is attention whoring

>> No.4196060

>>4180272
Yeah he must hate his life being infantry and stuck in chigaco. No purpose and only hates self. so sad how can we help the vets not become simps

>> No.4196802

>>4194159
There are none it is all a waste

>> No.4196879

>>4187548
Gonna need some examples.

>> No.4197936

>>4187548
I second this nothing from >>4196879, I know that their bad enough to burn down an anime studio but what examples when its towards this topic?

>> No.4204129 [DELETED] 

>>4194159
a huge pile of cash attached to it

>> No.4204175 [DELETED] 

>>4195637
This is unironically the best thing I've read in months. Saying it in my mind makes me genuinely smile and feel good.

>> No.4204238 [DELETED] 

>>4204175
How new?

>> No.4204528

>>4194159
No text at all. Stop using SCs as a way to get attention for yourself.

>> No.4205216

>>4171500
Yeah Im gonna need video evidence for this one

>> No.4205275

>>4171521
At least he got roasted hard to his face by other anons in the mori thread. My favorite part was when he started talking about his delusions where Mori would rap his lyrics out and the whole chat would post lightsticks and cheer them both on.

>> No.4205285

>>4171627
Post the clip of Gura saying MY DOG DIED LETS GOOOO

>> No.4205722
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4205722

Hello, Boomer here for the first time. Holy shit this is the most pathetic shit I've seen in years. Didn't your generation popularize the word "simp". Yet here you are giving money the fat 35 year old women pretending to be anime girls while doing baby voices.

Just 5 minutes here and I'm convinced that the zoomer generation has wide scale shared retardation.

>> No.4205897

these girls truly deserve their mentally ill male audiences

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>>4205722
ogey boomer

>> No.4206025

>>4205897
Your oshi gets them too, anon. You're just too retarded to read Japanese.

>> No.4206064

>>4171249
Anyone have a screenshot of the so-called bully superchat?

>> No.4206196

>>4171521
>that vocaroo
Jesus............

>> No.4206283

>>4205722
>said anon as he sit on his couch watching chads play around a ball all day while he eats his 10th burger and soda

>> No.4206709

>>4171556
Audition?

>> No.4206922

>>4171663
Jesus christ what compels people to say this kind of shit?

>> No.4206979

>>4171847
Are these people refunding their superchats or are they actually spending $100 to shitpost?

>> No.4207211 [DELETED] 

>>4206979
I seriously hope so. Keks are one thing, but get the kek and bail

>> No.4207254

>>4206979
Unless something has changed, superchats aren't refundable unless the streamer manually does it for you or you contact Google support and say your kid/dog/retarded cousin was using your computer and did it by accident.

>> No.4207905

>>4206922
virtue signalling + desire to be centre of attention.

>> No.4208173

>>4171521
>over 12 minutes long

>> No.4208245

Holy shit those superchats, people talk shit about the hacker known as 4chan all the time but zoomers have some really heavy problems telling reality apart from fiction. Kek

>> No.4208643

>>4175344
No, asshole I don't have a friend circle.

>> No.4208867
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>>4194159

>> No.4209251

>>4194159
Either something funny or a comment or question about the streamer that isn't creepy. Superchat readings have genuinely interesting moments when they reveal something about themselves or about their lives because of a question being asked or a subject being brought up.

>> No.4209379

>>4194159
Imagine you're on your doorstep giving your favourite pizza delivery boy a cash tip.
One sentence, nothing cringe or socially weird. You're just giving a tip and telling him he's done a good job delivering pizza. That's it.

>> No.4209839

>>4205722
Awful fucking bait. Worst I’ve ever seen

>> No.4209990
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BEHOLD

>> No.4210191

>>4171500
Holy kek
This can’t be real

>> No.4210341

>>4209990
>you will never spend $3500 dollars telling Coco how perfect she is
And you faggots call yourselves members of your oshi's community

>> No.4210345

>>4171644
This was me, no excuse as it was pathetic and cringy but I'll give context.

Me and my buddy's were drunk celebrating a military bonus we got and decided to go wild on a vtuber. Sorry guys, I have repented I swear

>> No.4210412

Reading all these superchats is making me sad desu. Are there really that many autistic fans? I regret trying to find out about their real life identities now if people like these exist.

>> No.4210421
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>>4209990
>$3500 dollars
your'd love to see it

>> No.4210422

>>4196060
Wtf I said that shit? Damn I dont even remember saying my job in the SCs,I was fucking stupid. Sorry for being creepy to your oishi bros. Everytime I see that image I die alittle

>> No.4210442
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>> No.4210695

>>4208867
This is a valid question Gura

>> No.4210761
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ITT: Edited Superchats that were posted awhile ago and newfags find them and think they're real.

>> No.4210809

>>4210442

Lost

>> No.4210917

>>4210761
the only one in here that's known edited is the smell your cunt one, there's another fake one that got the real user bullied for a bit, but superchatters deserve to be bullied anyway.

>> No.4211059
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>>4210917
These are fake.
>>4171500
>>4171723
>>4171847

>> No.4213250

>>4211059
At least one of them is not fake.

>> No.4213253

>>4210422
Post SC history to prob that is you

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>>4171187
Good job Ouja!

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Dont have screen shots of my super chats because that's cringe, though I think my last sueper was to Pochi asking her which was between OL x shota vs housewife x shota. Attached is a funny super I saw in the coco cali meme review

>> No.4214523

>>4171500
wasn't that one fake?

>> No.4214544

>>4175771
fuck off nigger

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>>4205722

>> No.4214576
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>>4187157
This lunatic has learned nothing. Wish there was a way for deadbeats to disown him.

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>> No.4215124

>>4176089
just click the vocaroo anon. Its an edit with eerie music

>> No.4215507

>>4209990
Evangelion's last episode except everyone gives Shinji a red superchat with their congratulations

>> No.4215550

It's always either incels with no self awareness of perveted disgusting boomers behind those comments

>> No.4215777

>>4172530
give us a few examples

>> No.4215792

>>4187548
Well, Einstein, then how would they make money?

>> No.4216032

>>4171276
Bullying is good and pretty funny

>> No.4216053

>>4171521
I choose to believe this is just performance art

>> No.4216070

>>4194159

if i were a good superchat i would not be sitting here and discussing it with (You), now would i?!

>> No.4216332

>>4194159
10000 yen, no comment.

>> No.4216475

>>4208867
You know what?
Fuck it - at least this guy was interested in game and politely asked for a break. Even if it was not really in place, kudos for him. He's more than 90% of Hololive fans.

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>>4175771

>> No.4217159
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>>4194159
if it's made by a tatsunoko

>> No.4219069

>>4194159
the best superchats are the ones that are never sent

>> No.4219433

>>4208867
well? did she pause?

>> No.4219612

>>4219433
No. He peed his pants.

>> No.4220265

>>4219612
wtf I hate gura now

>> No.4221490

>>4214576
>the killer always returns to the crime scene

This is the most
>*creepy laugh*
>*adjusts glasses*
thing I've ever read.

>> No.4221823

>>4214576
If the doxxbeat meme was real they'd have already found this guy and thrown him out of a window, our favorite sonic villain should get on that actually

>> No.4224145

>>4171249
>>4206064
Here's the "bully" superchat
>>4171932

>> No.4226151

>>4206979
>>4207254
Unlike Twitch which usually gives into the chargebacks Google is more stingy and won't refund unless your account was hacked in some manner.

>> No.4226411

You know some times I worry about how autistic I am. Then I see people like this and I realize, I could be way, waaaay worse.

>> No.4226676

>>4209990
how the fuck does Coco do this to people?

>> No.4226729

>>4194159
Just say something sincere and meaningful about why you support them. Can be a long or a short message.

>> No.4227365

>>4195637
Keks me everytime

>> No.4227457

>>4208867
This is clearly a joke

>> No.4227543

>>4214576
holy shit how can people do this to themselves? they lack self awareness and self respect that it's almost a super power

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>> No.4228033

>>4194159
asking questions that aren't annoying but you think might be interesting to the streamer and everyone else watching
genuinely funny superchats. if you don't know what that is don't try to send one.
encouragement/appreciation.
barring all that, I would guess sincerity is fine as long as it's, like, not what's seen in these threads or you expect it to be read out loud. tons of people here are unironically in love with their oshi but wouldn't ever send them an SC of the sort you see in this thread.

I dunno you just have to feel it out. I don't think anyone can send outrageous or desperate-sounding "I love you" type superchats anymore to any of the ENs and not expect them to get passed over or ignored unless they're incredibly creative or clever and even then I would say that bridge was burnt pretty early on. You can occasionally get away with it with (some) of the JPs simply due to the effort involved, but even there you have to be fairly clever.

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>>4175771

>> No.4228406
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https://youtu.be/B6X9u2dEJ9Q?t=813
; _ ; shes so fucking cute

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>>4171249
Toppest kekkest.
I'm so glad I'm sane enough to never once in my entire live spending any pennies to literal whos on any streaming media.

This is the shit right here.

>> No.4229769

>>4226151
>Unlike Twitch which usually gives into the chargebacks Google is more stingy and won't refund unless your account was hacked in some manner.

That's not how chargebacks work retard.
When you make a chargeback, the financial institution backing your card (Visa, MasterCard, etc) will go to Twitch or Google and tell them that the money you gave them was a mistake and actually belongs to them, and take it. They'll give them a chance to explain themselves and then fax their explanation to the boiler room to have thrown into the fire for fuel, because they give 0 fucks because you are the customer and they need to keep (You) happy, not Twitch or Google, what are they gonna do, stop accepting credit cards?
Anyways, now either Twitch or Google have just gotten the money you sent them taken from them, because you said it was a mistake, and the financial institution that did that even lowered their business score for making that mistake, so they're fucking pissed at you and ban your account and credit card. That's about the only say they have in the matter.

>> No.4229804

>>4217159
>4226676
how is she so based

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>>4229769
Unless it's Discover. Discover will tell you to get fucked.

>> No.4230123

>>4171249
wtf does 'touch grass' mean?

>> No.4230151

>>4229926
They can't slap their userbase dick on the table if they don't have one.
What's Discover going to say? Give the money back or none of the 3 Discover users in the world are going to buy from you ever again?

>> No.4230246

>>4210345
Oh.

>> No.4230276

>>4209990
literally paid for 1/9th of Coco's bed

>> No.4230282

>>4171805
>using sheep as the replacement for everything you ever lost
w-what happens if something happens to Watame?

>> No.4230335

>>4230282
She's the only thing stopping several mass shootings, islamic offroading events and financial collapses. Possibly even WW3

>> No.4230356

>>4230123
It means touch some grass, NEET

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>>4230151
Yeah I learned that the hard way.

>> No.4231064

>>4230335
Oh. Oh no. How do we protect sheep at all costs?

>> No.4231237

>>4228406
Super cute. The polar opposite of this thread

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Any meme SC?

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fresh outta the Ina draw stream

>> No.4236626

>>4236568
Why KFPs superchat Ina...

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>> No.4237602

>>4171249
Imagine being this soft

>> No.4237728

>>4230123
It means get of the internet and go outside to touch grass and reacclimate yourself to reality

>> No.4237742

>>4171249
Vtubers were a mistake, this is terrible, shut it down

>> No.4237914

I've adapted a song for just this kind of thread.
To the tune of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHZwRlhn98g

Here's a hint of mental illness
Stuck into a supachat
Pardon me schizo
You really need to take your meds.
This isn't your blog.
Add it to the pile
Add it to the stack
Here among the sewer rrats
A breath away from Hell
You get accustomed to the smell.

Well someone's got to catalog 'em, my friends
Schizos in the membership
Here on their own accord
Someone's got to collect their cringe supas
As a service to the board!

Here's a red supachat
Complaining 'bout his dead cat
Wouldn't want to ignore it
That would really be a crime
Thank you whale, I'm in your debt
Here's another suicide note
Woe is me is all he wrote
His heart's no longer going
And he's lived his wasted life
But his credit limit's not reached yet!

Well someone's got to catalog 'em, my friends
Before the little harvest
Disappears into the spam
Someone's got to collect their cringe supas
When the chat runs with red.

It's a world where the schizo eats the schizo
Where they kill themselves for the chuuba's attention
And the mods in the chat
They don't interfere
'Cause they simp just like the schizos
I buy a red supachat and send
My dog just died
Let's gooooooooooooo!

>> No.4238104

>>4172465
Ame is just as informed as Gura.

>> No.4238180

>>4171249
holy based shrimps dunking on this drama queen

>> No.4238356

>>4171776
Okay this is not funny

>> No.4238387

>>4171805
Fucking Zhangs ruining streams with this shit.

>> No.4238536

>>4175344
Definitely not me, i dont have friends so no one know me :)

>> No.4238734

>>4237534
based concerned /biz/ tako looking out of the priestess's financial well-being

>> No.4239210
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>>4237534
based /biz/let.

>> No.4240137

>>4194159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwiyFC4AVME

>> No.4240173

>>4179169
so you've come to acceptance

>> No.4240205

>>4229769
Alright no need to be rude. I've just seen more people get their refunds on Twitch than I have from Google.

>> No.4240292

>>4180469
you can be here and still hate them, don't let those faggots ruin the fun

>> No.4240379

The only superchats I've ever sent were $13 to Pikamee over a span of 5 SCs, all of which sent within one week in September of last year.

>> No.4240779

>>4216053
nope. unfortunately just regular ol' mental illness.

>> No.4241882

>>4171914
>""girl""

>> No.4242192

>>4236568
God I fucking HATE that we have these types of people in our communities. I want so badly to tell them to fuck off but then chat would dogpile on me and I'd get banned.

>> No.4243073

>>4237534
>put some of your assets into crypto
>all coins are tanking
Yep, this is /biz/

>> No.4243587

>>4230335
I hear this a lot and now I'm starting to suspect it is true, especially if you add in other Vtubers similar to her.

>> No.4243759

>>4171914
Artemis please this shark girl doesn't read your attention seeking supas

>> No.4243919

>>4208867
kek, what a great superchat

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>>4175771
god fucking dammit twice in one day

>> No.4245724

>>4209990
This guy is basically a gimmick account and always tries to hit the character limit in all of his SCs. He's the definition of an open wallet.

>> No.4250714

>>4210442
Finally some good SCs that aren't worryingly cringe

>> No.4250821

>>4214928
What the fuck even is happening in this guy's head?

>> No.4250857

>>4215507
Hahaha

>> No.4251319

>>4240137
>RudyTabooty
Based Chalkzone SC

>> No.4251327

>>4194159
In a cesspool of "haha im gonna divorce nene xdd" SCs I told her I was late to work and I needed her to punch me there. She laughed at the absurdity of it and got to do some doodle prop comedy. Just give them something to play off of without being creepy or dramatic.

>> No.4251402

>>4244125
Jesus FUCKING Christ that image.

>> No.4253760

>>4251402
Looks like Ludwig the accursed

>> No.4253940

>>4214576
This guy and Clero are probably the most i am worried about. If getting to Japan wasn't so hard right now, both of these guys would have flied there already and tried to stalk Mori.

I hope it never happens but i would not be surprised.

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>> No.4254339

>>4236568
ywnbf

>> No.4254374

>>4254270
Falseflagging KFP maggot

>> No.4254392

>>4242192
i can guarantee to you most of the chat shares your opinion, but at the same time bringing more politics into the chat isn't a good thing.
just ignore them and hope they join the 40%

>> No.4254429

>>4237534
crypto is retarded.
the things you want to buy right now is silver, gold and real estate.

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>>4237534

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>>4171249
>31 superchats

>> No.4254846

>>4171249
From which stream is this?

>> No.4254859

>>4243073
crypto is a risky speculation, but right now it's inclining again.

>> No.4254952
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4254952

a while ago in mori's chat

>> No.4254975

>>4214554
lmao keep simping zoomoids

>> No.4255134

I was worried I might be in here, but thankfully I'm not

>> No.4255398
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Leave pizza dad alone please

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>>4180469
This place will keep you level my friend.

The only supa I ever sent was to Towa asking if there was any hope for a full version of her Venom cover (i am THAT desperate, her voice matches the song way too well).

Unfortunately she didn't read it.
I am considering sending another, maybe at a time when she might be more comfy.

>> No.4256927
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This one is one of the more famous ones.
I remember some months later on her return stream (either the one on Oct18th or Dec14th) "Jordan" sent her another reminder.
So it's become a meme of its own now.

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