/HAHA/ - Selen Tatsuki General

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A thread dedicated to Nijisanji EN's longnecked tomboy gamer Dragon/laughing gas addict!
NECK edition~

>Her Youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3w
>Her Twitch channel
https://www.twitch.tv/selentatsuki
>Her VOD Channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKQi12nOGZsJ5nOuCTHErmA
>Her Twitter
https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki
>Selen SHIMEJI! Have your own Chibilen!
https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki/status/1539953457620168706
Previous thread: >>41636302

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>>41706919
We are using this one OP was faster then me this time

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This weeks Schedule!

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>>41706804
NECK, SWEATY DRAGON NECK
LONG SEX NECK

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https://twitter.com/127_sd_/status/1618189574991392771
Angel dragon Selen by 127!

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>>41706804
Based OP Image.

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>>41706804
Prematurely ejaculating between Selen's tits and giving her a pearl necklace.

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>>41708557
Selen, my moon angel...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xfg1gifKGs
Metal gear soon!

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>>41711387
RULES OF NATURE

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>>41711387
>Thumbnail still not on
Sh- She's gonna be there on time... R- Right?

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>>41713051
Selen...
I hope she's actually resting at least

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>>41713051
Shhhh... the dragon is sleeping

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>>41713051
Sleepy Sewen...

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>>41711387
>>41713051
Thumbnail changed shes awake!

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>>41713051(me)
Nvm I spoke too soon, the Thumbnail's up now! Good Morning Selen! :^)

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Odds of Selen getting filtered by the first real boss?

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>>41713351
Selen is such a wildcard, I can't really tell if she'll get filtered or she'll breeze through the game while failing at the easiest things ofc

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>>41713351
0%, she will kill all the hard enemies with ease and then job at Sundowner

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>>41713448
Honestly fair point
>>41713538
>job to the easiest boss
It hurts how much i believe that will happen

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>>41713351
She's gonna go "FUCKIN' EEEEEEZ!" like she always does, then Gloat at Pomu for even struggling at this Game on Easy Mode.

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>>41713696
OMG that'd great

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>>41713696
DANGEROUSLY BASED

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>>41713696
>watching

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>>41714236
ofc pomu is watching

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>>41714236
Based

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>>41714236
Was about to say lol, but of course.

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>>41711387
>>41711387
>>41711387
Starting!

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READY FOR KINO

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THE MEMES, SELEN
>Pomu talked with her about MGR

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Pomu you fucking liar

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At worst, even if she stomps the game, she'll probably choke once or twice on armstrong.

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>Normal because faggots in chat
Damn it, convince her to play it on hard you fags

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>normal
shes going to breeze through fucking everything now

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>>41714811
>>41714814
>>41714765
Didnt Pomu played the game on Easy?.

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>>41714811
>>41714814
How tf did they manage to even scare her out of playing Hard Mode!?

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>>41714858
Yes she did. Pomu is just lying.

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>>41714858
yes, but pomu isn't very good, so it's appropriate for her honestly, easy parries automatically as long as you attack, she would never have passed a level otherwise.

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>>41714874
>How tf did they manage to even scare her out of playing Hard Mode!?
>>>>>Pomu played the game on easy because its really hard!

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She will never learn how to parry on Souls games...

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>>41715020
Kek. We all know that Pomu is 100% an Expert in Video Games ofc! :^)

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she's being such a coomer

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>Selen sees metal ass
>Gets horny right away
Of course

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Ass dragon...

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>>>FUCKIN' EZ!!

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>>41715357
>>41715388
>Pomu and Selen having an argument on Discord about who have the best metallic ass
>>41715411
PROVOKING THE FAIRY
>>>>>Easiest game of my life
>>>>Maybe i should play hard

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>>41715357
>>41715388
Selen being the Cultured Ass Enjoyer as always!

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Prime Minister:
>"You did it Red Sun Over Paradise. You are truly Metal Gear: Revegence..."

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>>41715581
And now its time for John Rules of Nature!

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RULES OF NATURE
>RULES OF NATURE

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GO HARD MODE SELEN!
SHOW POMU YOUR GAMER SKILLS

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FUCKING METAL GEAR GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE

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Selen...

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also
>S
CHANGE TO HARD MODE REEEEE

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>>41715853
t'was a B

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>>41715853
Pomu...

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>1st Death

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>>41715937

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>>41715966
Pomu you literally played this on Easy Mode

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>>41715966
>t.played the game on easy

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>>41715991
>>41716004
This fucking fairy, I gave her the benefit of the doubt but I just checked her VOD, she DID play in EASY

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>What are you going to do, slam me with your head
YES ACTUALLY LMAO

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>>41716068
told you so, she swapped once in normal while playing jetstream sam, got bodied, and switched back to easy.

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>>41716068
I literally watched her play it live last year, so I know what I'm talking about when I point this out lmao

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>get drunk
>watch Selen for the first time
>laugh like a fucking moron while she giggles like an idiot

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so selen is an ass girl

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>>41716135
Glad you're enjoying

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KINO
>>41716135
Welcome!

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>>41706804
SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I HAVE A TONED NECK

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>>41716172
She's been very open about it
They are also part robot so right up her alley ass+robots

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Remember: Thanks to war, we landed on the moon - Selen

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this game seems fun but the chat is cancer ever time I see a streamer play it

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>>41716513
close the chat ?

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>>41716513
>chat is cancer
wdym we're just spamming memes

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>RPG = Bullets
>>41716513
Pomu is there so its ok

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>>41716524
yeah not really complaining just an observation

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>>41716524
this
it's just a waste of CPU anyway

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>Omg I'm so much Hotter now!!

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>>41716513
Max0r singlehandedly ruined this game being streamed because now everyone just quotes his stupid fucking video instead of appreciating the actual game, fortunately it hasn't been too noticeable on this stream.

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>what happened in monten-
fucking KEK

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>What happened in monte-
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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I forgot that this game has literally Abkhazia and almost literal Kaderov

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Is Selen usually this horny?

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>>41716626
This is true!

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>>41716630
I don't know who max0r is, nor do I care. I just like the game and enjoy people spamming RULES OF NATURE on boss fights

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>>41716666
>>41716675
LMAO

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>>41716690
No, she's a bit more horny than usual but:
>Ass
>Robots
>Edgy af

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>ready for insertion
>she didn't say it
nyo

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>>41716690
Nope, this game has Robot + Ass

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>>41716690
No, but this game has metal people.
>>41716666
>>41716675
>NAs are so brainwashed they cannot say "black" in latin

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>>41716690
Yes and No.

But really she's only this openly aroused rn thanks to all the Cyborgs present

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Wish Selen would get horny for me

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Denver is going to be fun plot wise.

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>Selen wants to fuck Boris (56yo)

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>>41716956
Boris is the only Soviet chad after Zhukov

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>>41716779
as if "lunar" new year didn't make it anymore obvious

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>am I a bad person for not stopping a war crime?

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As a moderate, I would prefer if we helped those guys kill Russians, not fight them for that

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>>41717080
what? what is the alternative name?

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>>41716865
Time to become an Adeptus Mechanicus.

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>>41717179
>time to become United States Airforce

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would switching to hard mode make Selen stop using the slash mode instead of normal combat? if so, I hope she switches

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>she's getting gangbanged by cows

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>>41717316
She needs more time to learn (IF) and then switch when the game becomes easier to the point of feeling bad

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>>41717397
MOO

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I wish she did pick hard so she would be forced to play properly

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Why the mechas have those weird legs?.

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>>41717472
rough terrain

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>>41717472
Leg day is the future for both man and machine anon

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>>41717472
https://metalgear.fandom.com/wiki/Gekko

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>>41717472
Humanoid legs are remarkably good at navigating all kinds of terrain.

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Why does kojimbo have this weird need to comment on recent political events through his games?

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I apologize to Pomu this is worse

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>>41717633
desu, selen has to learn to parry.

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>>41717472
They're literally cows in metal boxes. Fucked up.

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>>41717633
Pomu played on easy, the problem with Selen is that she needs to learn how to parry, once she master this then it will be easy pz

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>>41717695
or just block in general, or lock on

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>>41717628
kojima was not involved with this game and as far as I can tell it's not commentary on anything that happened around 2013

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>>41717628
To not trigger Americans, he is a hack.

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>>41717730
>Selen mastering a game
She's stubborn af and she'll try to do it her own way

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>>41717758
anon....the military industrial complex has been a thing since the 1920s

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>>41717813
Is that what qualifies as "recent political events" now?

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>>41717813
meant for
>>41717628

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>>41717792
well, she can grind offstream for the cyborg sword, which make everything outside of bosses ezpz

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>>41717758
Of course it isnt. Its literally in Abkhazia. I really fucking hope you are aware its a real region that was a warzone

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>Pomu just admitted to playing on Easy Mode and Auto-Parrying just now
Kek

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>Chat telling Selen she can't parry leg kicks

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>>41717861
Yes, its VERY much relevant in american politics. Who do you think got rich thanks to War on Terrorism?

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>>41706804
that is sex nijifags, nice

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>>41718050
Not sure if they are retarded or just gaslighting Selen
>>41718045
Its over Pomu...

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>>41717890
Ah that makes more sense
>>41717928
>Selen grinding offstream
Dragoon, are you new? If she grinded stuff for Demon Souls and Bloodborne it's because it was basically imposible to progress without it

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>Google and polls
Sewen...

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>>41718050
>>41718139
>She's literally Googling it to call them out
KEK

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>>41718189
She loves calling people out, chat is being really stupid rn
I love her for that

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>>41718189
>>41718207
>No one knows in chat
Pomu...

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They are so fucking dumb holy shit

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actually wasted and Selen is the most hilarious streamer in existence

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Who said that?! Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant?

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>>41718236
Chat's extra retarded because there's 3 groups in it instead of 2 like expected

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she still doesn't realize she can heal from the spines, does she?

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>>41718448
No she hasn't realized it yet

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>>41718395
I haven't even played this Game myself and therefore don't know how it actually works, but that's also why I DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT!

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>>41718426
WTF?
>>41718448
She did, she healed like 4 times but not sure if her dragon brain saved the info

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>>41717080
I still wanna know what lunar new year is actually called

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>>41718448
doesn't seem like it. she also hasn't realized spamming blade mode does terrible damage.

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>>41718413
Pretty sure you can enjoy the stream even without alcohol anon, you should try

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>>>>>>>>>CAT

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>it's a cat

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>>41718395
they're right tho its parriable the red cross that shows up specifically indicates that and the orange around the leg is still distinct from the gold thats used to indicate otherwise

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Selen, that's a Dog...

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Cute kitty...

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>>41718171
> If she grinded stuff for Demon Souls and Bloodborne it's because it was basically imposible to progress without it
lmao even.
I'm saying this because it's like 150k-200 k bp, no something she'll do on stream.
But she shouldn't need it in this game.

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>Blade Wolf
Welp time to learn how to block

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>>41718525
Someone superchatted that to Selen and I'm pretty sure it's one of you

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>>41718673
you can beat him by just ninja run.

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You could see her staring at Blade Wolf's ass lmao

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>>41718590
i dunno she seems kinda stupid??
I mean girls are best when they're stupid but still

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>Too many colours

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>>41718536
It's not about what it's called, stop being dense

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holy shit I want to fuck her

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Just block, Selen

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>>41718171
>If she grinded stuff for Demon Souls and Bloodborne it's because it was basically imposible to progress without it
she did farm for blood vials in bloodborne but let's not pretend it was impossible to beat the game without grinding the cum dungeon for levels and going back to fist pigs every time she was remotely close to a level up.

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TIME TO LEARN THE MECHANICS!

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>>41718961
She didn't trust chat cause she didn't believe a cumm dungeon existed, chat did mentioned it several times until she got curious

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it's not even hard to parry...

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She's sorry....

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I think she's starting to feel a bit bad

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Sewen...
>>41719075
Not sure if she would do better with keyboard

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>Chat made Selen feel bad

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>>41719156
FUCKING HELL I HATE THEM SO MUCH

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How do I save her...

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I didn't think she'd do worse than Pomu but I guess her brain is only geared for Apex. Now she's guilt tripping chat like a pro.

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She's about to cry.....

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Gaslighting at work

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or just let her choose easy and have fun like pomu did

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Why's chat telling her she's not played the tutorial when she literally did?

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Yep, mouse + keyboard would be better.

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>>41719284
Easy isn't fun though

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> mouse and keyboard
Suffering time activated
Also she hasn't done a real combo yet in game she's just spamming one button

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>>41719287
there are other, optional tutorial missions that explain a couple other mechanics more in-depth. I think you access them from the pause menu or something. of course, chat didn't bother explaining that, and instead opted to screech DO THE TUTORIAL REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>41719287
Because she doesn't parry
>>41719284
She wont

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>>41719287
To get her to play it again cause her tiny brain didn't absorb any information.

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>>41719287
Playing devil's advocate here, I started watching after she already started but I wasn't sure if she played the tutorial at all because of how confused she was about basic mechanics.
I wouldn't want her to feel bad about it, she even sounds less hyped now and I hate that so much, but it's frustrating to watch as someone plays a game without apparently knowing how it works.

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I'm in too deep, hearing her talk like that fucking hurts

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I want to save her...

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Lmao what a retard

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>>41719390
Twitch plays Pokémon now?

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>tfw she doesn't care as much as she lets up
>she's acting up for the hardcore mgs pomudachis screaming in chat

She's fine, she's not a kid. If you're parasocial feel free to ignore the reality of the situation.

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I hope she never plays this dogshit game again with its awful fan base

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>>41719450
Same... she just need to learn 2 shitty mechanics and that's it

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>>41719490
no you don't understand I LOVE Selen and I want her to be happy

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What is she even doing, just have fun with it lmao

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She had the gekkos dead to rights a bunch of times but she just wouldn't aim the blade mode at the right place. tbf the game doesn't tell you much.

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>>41719519
The game is great and while it was frustrating to see her ignore stuff like knowing spines heal you, chat is being fucking awful as always. I hope she plays it offline just for Pomu

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way to ruin the mood of the entire stream, she was having so much fun until now

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>>41719611
>What is she even doing
i'm getting a distinct impression that she's deliberately doing boring vr shit to fuck with tourists who will continue to ruin the game for her and everyone else regardless

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She's a grown woman trannys she fan handle chat being mean to her.

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>Pomu didn't raid Selen so it's harder to blame Pomudachis for shitting up chat

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>>41719490
I dont think she is acting bro...

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>>41719519
Same Selen needs to stay away from any game that requires any mental capacity especially with her whiny bitching while playing.

>>41719490
This

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>>41719694
>>41719490
We are all assuming, I'll wait to see more to make a judgement on what's happening rn

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>>41719685
she'll perk up at the poncho scene and the return of blade wolf

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I always hated this franchise that should have ended after the third game.

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>>41719804
Thanks for the input tranny lmao

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>>41719732
>implying Pomu mentioning Selen will be playing MGR during her earlier stream wasn't a catalyst to bring a swarm of rabid pomudachis to the stream

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>>41719732
This, it's the stupid MGS fandom that is so terrible, part of the reason I said I hated the series so much yesterday.

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>>41719804
metal gear 2 solid snake for the msx2?

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I want them to have fun, I hate chat.

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>>41719856
Pretty much, also one of the top comments from the amogus stream was about her playing mgrr so it's drawn them all in.

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Selen will never play again. You will never get Monsoon Kino (Doktor, turn off my pain inhibitors) you will never get Sundowner Kino (I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE) you will NEVER get Sam Kino or Armstrong Kino. It's over.

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>>41719804
No one cares

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>>41719732
It's just metal gear fans in general shitting it up.

I hope Selen shits on them metal gear backseaters from high and refuses to stream the game anymore. Fuck them.

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>>41719861
>erhmagod, the mgs Fandom is like SOOOOOOO toxic and problematic not like my LGBT+ heccin epic apexsrino fanbase.

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>>41719958
Pomu...

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she's gonna cry...

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I can't even tell which post here is tourist baitpost/shitpost now ffs

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>>41719988
I think you are in the wrong thread, Pomudachi.

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>>41720055
Good. I hope she does and it pisses all you hugbox trannys off.

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>>41719958

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She has to be fucking with the people backseating, right?

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>>41720000
She already lost the moment she talked about Selen streaming MGR from the last few days.

I feel bad for her but having a fan base that's 80% addled shut-ins is just inevitable

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>>41719974
You underestimate Selen, she played harder games, got stuck on Megaman for hours and suffered on Orphan of Kos for more than +7 hours
She will learn and finish the game as she always does

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>>41719958
Metal gear isn't for everyone

Does seem like she's picking out the shittiest comments from chat and acting upon them. The googling but didn't help as well as it was just feeding the trolls.

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>>41720116
The way she changed tutorials now sounded like it. I hope that Pomu talks her into keep playing it but to ignore chat completely

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>>41720080
Easy to indentify
>tranny
I bet its the faggot from the m*in thread

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Reading comprehension 0%

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>>41720208
>ignore chat completely
i'm going to guess that i don't understand streaming at all because the first thing i'd be doing is turning off of chat, or putting it on members only, or just telling the greys to go fuck themselves

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>>41719490
No you DON'T GET IT. She's vulnerable and these stupid MGS idiots ruined a fun time for her. OUR fun time with her. God I hate this fan base.

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>>41720080
Pretty easy, the ones that aren't even about the stream/game anymore and brought unrelated topics or are just plain rude
>>41719841
>>41719977
>>41719988
>>41720099
>>41720221
There's probably some falseflagging on the "she's gonna cry" or "I hate this" as well

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>>41720157
it's not about her learning the game or not, it's about people being fucking awful backseaters constantly while she plays, why would she want to continue when the chat will constantly point out everything she is doing wrong? I don't remember other games getting this bad

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Bruh it told her what to do but she still didn't get it... Does she have comprehension issues?

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>>41720221
Yeah nvm it's getting pretty easy to spot now. Wish these cunts would fuck off honestly...

[Anonymous No.]

Yo, I just saw your oshi is streaming MGR. Is she going in blind? I find it hard to believe she is.

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>Greyniggers now tone policing members in the stream chat
HAHAHAHAAHHA

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>>41720080
You can easily tell the guy spamming tranny is not from here

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>>41720303
I didn't know the majority of dragoons comprised of people *this* sad, damn

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>>41720116
Yes she is. Dragoons too fucking dense to realize shes being a passive aggressive cunt with the "i didnt realize" shit. She spent an hour complaining about basic moves and chat was trying to answer. Chat did nothing wrong but answer her

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now she's just doing the tutorial out of spite, confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

She's really laying the "that's what you wanted on thick". I think she's mad

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> that's what you guys wanted right
Actually yeah then she can enjoy the blade wolf fight and not just die to him and the back seaters will leave

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>Cant even block attacks that slow down and show you the attack is coming
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

I just showed up. Tutorial aside, how far is she into the game? I doubt she's still at the start nearly 2 hours into the stream.

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>>41720303

[Anonymous No.]

This is gaming

[Anonymous No.]

I just want Selen to be happy.....

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>>41720428
Go back to the main thread, you're probably one of the greynames and chat screaming in all caps.

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>>41720303 Over the top stupid comment
>>41720424 Attacking the thing you posted
Falseflagging is getting to obvious, I'll leave the thread for a while since janies don't care about /haha/

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>>41720579
She needs a boyfriend for that

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>>41720579

[Anonymous No.]

When was the last time she laughed....

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720434
She's definitely mad, and I'd be willing to bet that unless she REALLY enjoys the game or Pomu talks her into continuing it, she will not play it again, from her tone just now.

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>>41720428
Pretty much, doesn't stop her from being retarded as well as chat.

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How is she this fucking bac, its like she cant process 2 things at once. Isnt apex all about reacting to multitiered interactions?

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>>41720607
That could be ME
I could be her boyfriend.

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>>41720606
Its funny how they thing they can blend in, we are not on the main thread
>>41720535
She killed the first boss and got filtered by the second one, now she is trying to learn how to parry and block to win the battle against the Metal "Cat"

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>addresses the backseaters by guilt tripping them
>it works *too* well
>she's too far in the bit to go back to the main game
>damage_control.mp4
>Pomu's probably in on it too but she gotta act angery

Y'all need to stop caring this much

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Never seen someone be so shit at MGR fucks sakes Selen.

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>>41720651
Oh, shit, that's why it's so strange

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>>41720689
FPS games don't provide any transferable skills to other genres

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>>41720730
>the second one
Do you count Jetstream Sam or are you referring to Blade Wolf?

[Anonymous No.]

MGRniggers are the most obnoxious fags of all MGSniggers. Selen might finish the game since I'm pretty sure Pomu will convince her but I doubt she'll play another MG game.

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>>41720738
No

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit the moment I saw Selen doing a tutorial for MGR I jumped into vt and I was not disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720794
>I doubt she'll play another MG game
Good. Metal Gear Rising is the only one worth a damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720655
Maybe she'll do better now and chat will shut the fuck up. The meme shit later on might make her forget this bit

[Anonymous No.]

NICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720784
Blade Wolf
She called him a cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720794
Well maybe Selen shouldn't be a fucking retard not once did she think GEE ENEMIES HAVE A FUCKING GLOWING BOX WHEN I SPAM BLADE MODE WONDER WTF IT IS, retarded people should stick to apex or cod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720923
>She called him a cat
Unsubscribing.

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

god damn she's mad

[Anonymous No.]

ok now she's just being petty lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Oh yeah she's pissed at chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720784
Blade wolf. To be fair she was using blade mode to fight instead of using normal combos, didn't get parrying, wouldn't block and didn't know how to heal. The tutorial is definitely going to help, and watching her die over and over again while not knowing basic things would be really frustrating. Chat was too aggressive into pushing her to do the tutorials, but now her passive aggressiveness is not fun either. I guess Selen playing MGR was too good to be true.

[Anonymous No.]

she's fucking LOSING it bros

[Anonymous No.]

She's really having a woman moment, hope she cries on stream and ends early.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Susan being a rotten cunt for anyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720981
People good at games always confuse me when they suck at MGR. I picked it up and it pretty naturally came to me. The game's straightforward.

[Anonymous No.]

SUSAN YOU FUCKING CUNT
NOT NOW, REEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721024
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721024
Yeah I'm getting buffering issues as well here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720794
Even Soul games fags were more civilized. Hope she justs clears this game and never touch the franchise again.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Susan so much bros...

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Pomu will kill herself mid-stream or wait to tell chat to an hero with her?

[Anonymous No.]

someone gift me a Selen membership
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721024
I'm watching at 360p at still lagging like hell

[Anonymous No.]

She was being passive aggressive about the tutorials but they actually helped her out heaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721028
But she's not good at games she's only good at apex through the thousands of hours she's put in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721076
Yeah, people always complaining about souls fans but this was real cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721108
What's your name

[Anonymous No.]

Stream is fine for me on mobile

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721123
You should tell her that

[Anonymous No.]

This is the only time I have ever seen a thread get this anal and hateful when their oshi has played MGR. You people need to calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>USE YOUR INTELLECT, EVADE MY BLOWS
Streams ends here, folks.

[Anonymous No.]

>Use your intellect. Evade my attacks.
Even the game is backseating her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721076
Tbh I think Souls Fans tend to get a pretty bad rep, especially when compared to other fanbases, at least they seem more self-aware and/or genuine in wanting to help...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721123
Women not knowing what's good for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721166
Dragoons have the emotional intelligence of a 4 year old child.

[Anonymous No.]

She's doing it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721166
>implying a majority of them aren't tourists shitting up the place

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721253
Unironically she is playing better

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721233
You'd be surprised what a bunch of grown men being coddled by a tomboy would do when their pretend gf gets bullied by internet boo-boos

[Anonymous No.]

You are making it too obvious

[Anonymous No.]

What difficulty is she playing on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721233
See >>41721260
This thread is never as fast as it was, you can see the quality of some comments too, I won't deny some dragoons were dumb tho

[Anonymous No.]

A fucking dog learned how to play a charge character in street fighter before Selen could understand basic combat mechanics in one of the easiest Platinum games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721028
Selen is good at competitive FPS and ONLY competitive FPS. She has zero experience in any other genre and has no gamer instincts, or even basic contextual knowledge of visual/audio shorthands that are universal in games.

She also doesn't have the focus or patience to look at what's actually at the screen or listen to the tutorial until strongarmed by chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721166
desu, I was one of the people here calling her out on missing basic mechanics, but I didn't want chat to fucking yell at her to do all tutorials either
this has been a weird stream

[Anonymous No.]

>Selen was sandbagging the entire time and is perfectly capable of parrying Blade Wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721356
normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721379
>This thread is never as fast as it was
It was on her birthday and Outfit Reveal but yeah, never on a gaming stream... our record was a 12 hours thread
>>41721356
Normal

[Anonymous No.]

Niji is the only corp where its fans don't go apeshit over males.

Is niji where the adults and normal people stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721443
I honestly think she just forgot about parrying

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721076
Souls games are "hard" so soulsfags are more chill and understand when someone struggles at some point. MGR fanbase used to be more chill unti the game went mainstream recently, a ton of the new MGRfags never played the game and just are waiting with their cocks in their hands for le epic soundtrack to kick in and spam the chat with lyrics but Selen, by having 0 experience in this genre, keeps blueballing them. All of this is actually pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

Finally applied parrying mechanics and they work but still being passive aggressive I hope she suffers more. Is she only playing at pomus request?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721423
>doesn't have the focus or patience to look at what's actually at the screen or listen to the tutorial
to be fair, this is most streamers

[Anonymous No.]

While I commend Selen for her clever approach of making the backseaters feel like shit for being a peanut gallery, her shtick is wearing off and she's not transitioning to another bit with the same finesse as earlier.

I am lowkey curious if she DOES end up playing literally every VR Mission just to commit to the bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721546
I wanted her to do that just for her to commit but I doubt she'll do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721525
Pomu didn't know Selen was playing it until Selen posted her schedule, going by her reaction on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721379
>>41721459
Pretty much this, otherwise I wouldn't 'Badump' everytime the thread enters Dead Hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721537
>look, we're not paid to be smart; being dumb on camera is what rolls the dough
>and maybe get them at the heartstrings a bit too

[Anonymous No.]

SHE IS IMPROVING
SECOND PHASE INSTEAD OF DYING AT 5 SEG MARK

[Anonymous No.]

Hey remember when she tried to play Skullgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721076
>Even Soul games fags were more civilized.
Let's not say things that aren't true

[Anonymous No.]

SHE DID IT!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721657
I still can't believe that stream even lasted as long as it did

[Anonymous No.]

SHE DID IT
NOW YOU CAN GO BACK MAIN THREAD FAGGOTS, SHE WILL BEAT THIS GAME.

[Anonymous No.]

Selen is SO good at videogames.

[Anonymous No.]

I was enjoying the stream until this, now she's just pissed at backseaters

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721666
You can literally go to the vods anon

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a tourist, but I do love Selen the few times I watch her. I had to show up when I saw her playing one of my favorite games of all time.

[Anonymous No.]

what? Why is she still talking about tutorials? Why is she still stuck on that? Bladewolf has nothing to do with the tutorials? Jesus Christ she's letting people live rent free in her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>whoops I'm fucked now I guess
I think she hates the game

[Anonymous No.]

She did it!
Normal mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720946
>>41720956
>>41720959
She sounds the same, how was she mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721742
She was enjoying it up until chats autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721741
she is mindbroken from it now
she will be on about tutorials all night

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721796
It's a woman thing, you wouldn't understand

[Anonymous No.]

>Didn't understand basic game mechanics
>People tell her to do the tutorials so she learns
>Gets this salty
God damn

[Anonymous No.]

JESUS CHRIST SHE'S MALDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721666
But they pretty much are once you directly compare them to any other fanbase. Almost all fanbase's for Big VG Franchises have their shitters...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721729
yeah, her being all passive aggressive over the tutorial thing after it actually taught her good things is no fun either
I hate so much that this is happening for this game, after Pomu was probably super pumped to have Selen play and enjoy it. She hasn't even said anything in chat for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721666
>>41721735
Yes the Souls fags got triggered but not for the reason you think... it was because she destroyed the first 2 bosses, first try... they were expecting her to stuck there for hours they got it on KOS

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721741
She's probably waiting for the next jump-off point to change the mood up. The bit got real moody and she's slowly tryna build it back up to a funni thing.

Well, trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721867
i wish she just picked easy mode, who gives a crap about seeing a girl be sweaty in a metal gear game

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721874
Oh yeah, definitely saw some people salty about that LMAO
Really different as this tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721860(me)
More civilised I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721931
honestly, I agree, playing games on hard mode is fucking overrated
even more if you're streaming it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721931
I don't want to see it but I want to smell it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721931
If you play easy mode your an embarrassment to your family.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly I feel really bad for Pomu. She was so excited for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722026
>your

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722026
>the only thing he can be proud of in his life is playing a game on hardmode

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721867
>21:12:15 Pomu Rainpuff 【NIJISANJI EN】
It was my destiny to be here: in the tutorials!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722045
Weirdly enough I feel worse for her than for Selen. I know what it is to recommend a game or show you really love to a close friend, only to have some weird bullshit ruin the experience for them.

[Anonymous No.]

I looked away a while ago, wtf why is she back here? I thought she was already at Bladewolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720775
apex ruined her brain for older fps games

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721931
It was never going to happen
She never played a game on easy and after Dead Space, she goes to hard mode depending the game
But I'm actually proud of her for still going on Normal mode instead of changing to easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41720775
Situational awareness is a key thing that should transfer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722127
she said that as soon as made my post, at least she's still around

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722160
I do too, I think it's because as mad as Selen is right now, she's not invested in this at all since it's her first MG stream. Pomu on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721874
The only time I've seen Soulfags mald for someone doing well was Kronii's Elden Ring stream where she used magic to cheese everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722258
What's funny is that her Elden Ring stream was mainly just a race, so the cheese made sense in context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722258
>Someone use Magic making the boss fight a trivial fight
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIT GAMEPLAY
>Someone goes full STR + Heavy Poise armor making the boss fight a trivial fight
Amazing! Boss BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722258
Soulsfag here. The only time I mald is when someone summons others. That gets under my skin. Especially when they're summoning their viewers who want to bring the most busted, over-the-top bullshit that the streamer can just sit there and wait to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722433
Other soulsfag here, who the fuck cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722258
Tbf just spamming those same Magic Projectiles is pretty cheap and not as rewarding as other playstyles/builds

[Anonymous No.]

I literally could not care less about Pomu
I love Selen and that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722507
You're not a soulsfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722573

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722507
Some people get too attached to things they like it becomes a religion. You aren't supposed to draw pictures of Muhammed just like you aren't supposed to play a game in an unintended way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722573

[Anonymous No.]

Are the samefags gone yet

I wanna vent without seeing a 0 braincell self-replying self-loathing self-hating anon defending his dear oshi while I rip her a new one with my words

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722573
BASED and SAME

It's a nice friendship they have, but sometimes the Collab spam is a bit much, especially when said Collabs get overhyped to shit at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722717
Seeing the speed the thread has rn I'd say there's at least less tourists now

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722717
Hopefully they've had their "fun" now and have fucked off already...

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys think Selen will react to mommy mistral?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722433
Agree, watching someone getting a princess carry in any game is boring to watch. And it makes me mald that the streamer talks like he/she actually did something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722858
She will praise her BADOONKERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722858
HORNY
O
R
N
Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722858
there's half an hour-ish of stream left so she might not reach that point

[Anonymous No.]

>little handsy guys trying to touch her
>"it's chat"
Uhh, based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722938
She's going to stream for 6 hours today, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722588
Uh huh
Not pictured: About 100 hours each in BB and DkS2 base version

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722333
The race stream was a separate stream and had a specific build for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722997
if a person were to jump into dark souls, which one? the remaster? it's crazy that i've equally heard 3 is the most shit, and 2 is the most shit. whats a person to do

[Anonymous No.]

On another note... Metal Gear Solid is actually a "shooty shooty", would Selen do better on the original saga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41721830
How would you know then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723107
Rising and the first 3 solid games are way too diferent

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723092
All Dark Souls games are good. If someone says one is shitty, it's because it's not like the other games they've used to. Each iteration of Souls completely revamped things in one way or another. No two felt the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723107
Ofc, she can actually use guns on MGS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41722717(me)

I honestly don't care about backseaters, member or grey. They could heckle the talent for all I care and the mods and members can get mad the entire stream, I'd probably get a kick out of that.

It starts being un-fucking-bearable when the entire stream gets derailed and the nobodies who want to feel some sense of superiority over someone who actually worked for their online success manage to get the talent to stray from their intended programme into some fuck fest of doing everything but whatever they wanted to do in the first place.

We could've had laughing Selen losing and learning how to beat Blade Wolf for the last half hour, and she probably would've figured it out anyway after retry ing 60 times. But nah, the the intrusive thoughts won and here we are at tutorial-town. A good chunk of the greys screaming in chat either got guilt-tripped to cheering her on or got their kicks and moved on, so yay I guess but holy fuck, we're never getting that time back.

Again, I don't care about the backseating. But when the literal whos start taking the wheel that's when I'm asshurting like an apextranny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723092
I consider the remaster shit because it ruined multiplayer, but it depends on what your priorities are I guess. 2 is considered dogshit by the zeitgeist, but I consider it much better than 3, again, because it has much more fun multiplayer (netcode be damned). 3 I consider to be the smoothest gameplay but the most generic and stale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723107
Probably on 4, PW and V. 1-3 are too focused on stealth.

[Anonymous No.]

>she won't get to Mistral
btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723092
Just go in order from 1 -> 2 -> 3 with whichever version of them you want. 1's the best but replaying it I do miss some of the things from the others, and they all have flaws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723275

[Anonymous No.]

attempts to beat Mistral?

[Anonymous No.]

Détruis-la, Selen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723436
I feel like people should start with Elden Ring nowadays and use that as an entrypoint to start the trilogy if they want more

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723465
3

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723465
I bet five (5)!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723234
I was bothered by the lack of competent playing on her part, but I completely agree. If she checked the tutorials out of her own free will it would've been fine, but it was being heckled into doing them that soured the mood of the whole stream and is barely recovering now, slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723465
1, mistral is easy, the small robot gives plenty of heal

[Anonymous No.]

Bro I'm just glad we back in the game

The tutorial bit was kinda painful to sit through I had to go grab an Uber eats just so I could look away from the screen

[Anonymous No.]

Very few things in MGR streams bring me as much joy as seeing all of chat spamming the lyrics to the song. It's amazing seeing how much passion there is for the game and enjoyment of the stream there is.

[Anonymous No.]

>Pomu still watching
!

[Anonymous No.]

>FUCKIN EZ
We're so back bois

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723666
Yup, she got a shit ton of heals

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723730
>I had to go grab an Uber eats just so I could look away from the screen
yeah, people can call be a bitch if they want to, but that level of passive aggressiveness while clearly being mad makes me incredibly uncomfortable, I had to pause the stream every time she got like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723521
>>41723578
>First try
Get FUCKED doubters. My wife is a GAMER

[Anonymous No.]

>first try
I KNEEL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723863
I KNEEL... I DOUBT MY WIFE AAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723873
I guess the game finally clicked; things should be uphill from here~

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723863
used a recovery item which basically functions as a second try (fully heals when you reach 0%)

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723996
Yes, the mood seems to be restored enough, it was such a shitshow from both Selen and chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723861
blade wolf is harder because if you're a brainlet like me or selen, you have to bullshit you way unto second phase with the soldier to heal, mistral gives plenty of heal. The first real roadblock is the robot in the sewers, and moonsoon, where you start to parry if you didn't learn before hand, like me. I only actively tried to really parry until sam, and boy i was glad when i met armstrong.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>si me pongo un sombrero, no se darán cuenta de que onions un androide

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724126
turns out the thing that hurt pomu the most was not selen losing interest in the game, it was selen dissing grey fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723598
>>41723234
Look I love that selen can find her own fun in an un-fun situation. That's fine in games where the mechanics are distinctly not fun like in megaman. This is a game which has fun mechanics and its definitely possible to not enjoy fun mechanics especially if you go out of your way to ignore them ie. polygon and Doom. Selen tried to learn mechanics but went "fuck it I'm not enjoying this", which is divisive because it is a fun system if you engage with it. Even Pomu on easy mode knew when to blade mode on slowdown, she managed to engage with mechanics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723862
Honestly I just hope Selen's feeling a little better now and is actually enjoying herself once more. Chat was being pretty cancerous earlier so I could see why she'd get so annoyed by them...

[Anonymous No.]

Eating on stream should be prohibited and she more than anybody shouldn't do it. Fatass

[Anonymous No.]

>>41723996
She's not clicking or vibing with the game, she's powering through it with blunt force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724126
Im happy that Pomu is still watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>montenegro
>is that the gorilla
She's being really racist this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724367
Well yeah she was tying the rope, that takes some time

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724377
>montenegro
No one cares because all the people living on the Balkans are racist to each other
https://youtu.be/GEhEUy85PsY

[Anonymous No.]

>cut its arms off
>IMMEDIATE flying dropkick
best enemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724361
I checked back on the stream and you're right, but at least she cut the gorilla arms and stab'n'grabbed so it's not all bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724311
no, I get it
as much as it annoys me how the mood was ruined (she's still bringing up the tutorials), I don't think I've enjoyed watching her deliberately not engaging with basic stuff for longer than she did

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724461
Based beyond belief.

[Anonymous No.]

>literally anything vaguely monke
>monkelen emote

everytime

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724568

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724568
The only one thing I can't get mad about unlike rock

[Anonymous No.]

Go, Selen! Go, Selen! Go, Selen, go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724568
GO SELEN GO
SHE IS DOING IT

[Anonymous No.]

>beats the Gorilla with ease
She is learning... Moonson is gonna be a pain in the ass though.

[Anonymous No.]

GET HIM OUT OF THE LOBBY

[Anonymous No.]

This cutscene lmao

[Anonymous No.]

he's speaking selenese.

[Anonymous No.]

What language is this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724987
Skunteneese. Specifically the jumby dialect

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724987
Georgian

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724987 american

[Anonymous No.]

Kojima did it again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41724987
Guyanese Creole

[Anonymous No.]

Selen is a organ trafficker

[Anonymous No.]

Just a Box

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725084
Just like that character on Smash bros!.

[Anonymous No.]

Sonny loves Alban…

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725139
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725153
Wrong thread fujo.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, this is a total chimp out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725153
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725153

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725153
>homos

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725202
heh

[Anonymous No.]

Selen Pee

[Anonymous No.]

first pee in 3 hours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725329
>>41725368

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725368
It tastes great too.

[Anonymous No.]

> tfw the warmth on that toilet seat is never making it to your thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>41725426