/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

hey guys, can you explain to me why yumejos are FUCKING INSANE?

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>women
>retaining any semblance of sanity
Pick one.

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>>41299154
being a woman is a mental illness

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>>41299154
you're asking how someone how someone who willingly comes onto this site could possibly be mentally unwell and i think my post answers that question already.

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Come on~, he's just a little son.

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>>41299154
very tame by /vt/ standards

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>>41299154
Mea's pussy game outta this world.

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>>41299154
I can save her...

[Anonymous No.]

>male gachi
:^/
>female gachi
:^O

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>>41299154
Bro I just peeked into the /cbdct/ thread a moment ago and women are legit even more deranged, unicorn and parasocial than us. Currently in shambles because lf the Roberu-Mea collab and employing the exact same rethoric as male unicorns. I'm fucking flabbergasted.

We are?

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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YfMuPxyqHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YfMuPxyqHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YfMuPxyqHs

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>>41299449
This. They haven't read a single post in ggg, clearly

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>>41299518
yes anon humanity is stupid, history has proven this multiple times.

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>>41299518
Mentally ill

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>>41299154
>>>>>women
thats a man

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>>41299518
>women are legit even more deranged, unicorn and parasocial than us
See >>41299508

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>>41299154
wow, i'm famous.
>>41299638
i can assure you that i have a pussy

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>>41299669
Feet or gtfo

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>>41299518
Maybe it's an elaborate prank and they're all merely pretending.

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>>41299669
>i can assure you that i have a pussy
pics or stfu

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>>41299693
>>41299746
Post yours first

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>>41299154
Quit crosspost your own post, mea and roberu have been in collab a lot of time and now you going "schizo"

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>>41299800
english, please learn it

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Roberu has yumes? They should be filtered away since last year.

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>>41299800
I mean, in those collabs they didn't literally sing about how they love each other like they did today...

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>>41299518
Does anyone have that pic of a bus in nipland that had a Rushia poster on the side that some Mafumafu fangirls had slashed the wrists of? IIRC JP bros were genuinely discussing the possibility of Rushia getting tracked down and murdered by some Mafumafu yumejo. Chinese fujos/yumes are even worse. Just check out Vox threads.

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>>41299857
they should've been filtered from the very beginning when he intentionally turned on his echo to clear his nose right next to his microphone.

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Why do the incels and femcels not simply fuck each other?

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I would say I feel a bit bad, but...
>I used to LAUGH at unicorns
Yeah, fuck off bitch.

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>>41299906
we find each other disgusting

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>>41299906
Because unfortunately both their standards are to high for each other most of the time.

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>>41299154
Isn't she making fun of gachikoi? I'm not in love with my oshi, I just hate male collabs.

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>>41299906
I don't know, but I'd let a femcel peg me.

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>>41299154
In all fairness, Mea is disgusting - seeing even w*men be disgusted by her makes me happy.

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>>41299518
Women don't have a way to exhaust their sexual drive like men does with their cocks. Flicking their beans just doesn't have the same effect as male masturbation. Such sexual frustration forces women to express them outwards to their environment, which is the reason why yumejoshis are universally more aggressive than the average male unicorn

>>41299604
you're not as smrt as you think you are

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>>41299154
>implying that's a woman (female)
/vt/ doesn't have more than a dozen biological women, and that's counting with the chuubas that regularly visit this shithole to shill themselves and/or egosearch. Trannies don't count, they're just mentally ill males.

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>>41299906
I don’t want some ultra menhera, just a usual one.

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>>41299906
I generally try to avoid relationships with the kind of women for whom one of their primary goals is to get their BF to re-enact their gay fanfic with another guy.

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Alas, they were brought down by their own hubris. Yumes ought to use gachakoi as a cautionary tale, because we aren't that far from being them at the end of the day.

Also this is simply jealousy. The fact that you think this is insane shows you haven't been around true madness.

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>>41299906
incels are ok with that idea
femcels are not

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>>41299154
Why on earth are they bitching about Nightmea? They've been doing this for actual years now. Are they fucking larping or what?

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>>41301113
Anon your time sense, it’s only been a year, and the surprise 3D stream and romantic cover out of nowhere is a little weird

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>>41301233
>out of nowhere
today is their anniversary

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>>41301233
>your time sense
Dang, you're right. I genuinely thought it has been much longer. Regardless, it's not as if this was their first stream together, anyone actually following the guy would've known they were close, and should've known they'd be together on stream again.

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>>41299906
2D > 3D
simple as

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>>41299154
Bitches be crazy

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>>41299906
>3DPD
ewwww

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I don't watch Roberu so why is Mea so bad? The name sounds familiar, was she the tampon girl?
I do however ship Oga and Risu since she doesn't seem abusive and he can save her from being married off.

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Yumejo here, got any questions?

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>>41299906
Femcels are femcels for a reason.

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>>41302876
*(manly) cums on your oshi*

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>>41303051
I am also a fujoshi, so that won't work.

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>>41302799
mea is the japanese version of vshojo members that doesnt shower more than once a month

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>>41299154
Women become Yumejos because it allows them to have what life denied them, likewise with men.

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>>41302876
>>41303106
This creature is too powerful.

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>>41299154
they are based

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>>41300390
can confirm she is a breeding-ready female

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>>41303152
So Chloe?

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>>41299154
>Project women
I assume that this is kind of like "pick me" in the sense of being a term that women use for women they're jealous of?

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>>41299154
the image is genuinely hilarious, youre just too sensitive anon

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>>41299518
I don't get why we can't just get with them. Everyone is happy. People start having more sex, the birth rates finally rise. But alas we are doomed to the cycle of destruction that is being a unicorn

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>>41306124
Eh..its way more of a direct insult. Project being woman with multiple flaws, not necessarily related to taste/opinion. I've called girls projects before and I've heard it used casually, but not regularly.

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>>41306393
I don't get it. The insult doesn't tie in at all to what's supposed to mean.

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>>41303106
Are 4chan women just being annoying do they genuinely believe straight dudes are missing out by not watching holostars? I had a fujo gf and she never tried to get to watch her gay shows despite jokingly trying to get me to question my sexuality

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>>41306611
I find that fujos are actually not that bad to be around irl (except that theyre typically ugly) because theyre too embarrassed to try to push their gayshit on you

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>>41299154
I was cheering for Suichan and Rrat ; ;

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>>41302876
Who's your oshii?

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>>41306596
I guess a loose retranslation would be the poster is bewildered their oshi likes the girl with the most jarring flaws instead of other, more "put together" options.

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>>41306611
It's about envy and status. They want the part of Hololive *they* watch to be held in the same regard as the part that everyone else watches, rather than being told to fuck off and stay in their homo corner where they won't bother the REAL Hololive.

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>>41302799
I don't know now but she used to be a unique type of chuuba that is demeaning to her fans (and I don't mean throwaway jokes) and kinda disgusting in hygiene at the same time.
Don't remember the details since this was years ago but this weirded me out a lot and I couldn't how there could be someone so masochistic for this.

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>>41306922
Vesper.

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>>41307121
Based, he's a bro. The yume threads seem to hate him tho.

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>>41307182
idk why, he's the perfect man for me.

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>>41299669
>i can assure you that i have a pussy
Easier to dig a hole than build a pole.

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>>41307121
Fucked your oshi

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>>41299518
Anyone who has seen the shit female kpop fans do already knows this

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>>41307049
Yeah, wanting to be held in esteem because of your tastes is pretty universal.

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>>41307249
Still a fujo as well so I am ok with that.

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>>41306017
Mea is the OG
>>41307052
Despite being disgusting, Mea is really great at being an idol. She dance and sing much much better than most holo

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>>41307301
How does telling disinterested dudes to watch Holostars accomplish that? Does no really mean yes?

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>>41307342
Not sure if you're an actual woman or not, but whats the appeal? I don't get yurifags either. You're literally fantasizing about someone not being attracted to you. Atleast I can fantasize about my heterosexual oshi liking an idealized version of myself.

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>>41299440
this cannot be about Roberu. He literally does more female collabs than any male vtuber I know

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OH NO DON'T LOOK! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU!

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>>41307680
Wouldn't someone at Niji do more mixed gender collab?

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>>41307528
You never watched lesbian porn?

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>>41299896
Here you go. I went to see Soraru (Mafumafu's boyfriend) live in Ariake a few weeks ago and his yumes are exactly the same breed. It was fascinating to see with my own eyes exactly how seriously some of these girls take their favourite utaites.

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>>41307910
Anon needs cocks to get aroused

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>>41307937
I'm not surprised about them being crazy, but why do they seem to always blame the girl instead of the guy their in love with?

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>>41307774
>2020 were voms
>2021 were animare
>2022 were Mea and Tamaki
Going by the pattern Robe will get new owner for this year

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>>41308034
>"[insert bishie here] would never do this to me! He's clearly being manipulated by that filthy whore!"

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>>41308034
Because they're in love with him so he can do no wrong.

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>>41307528
Look man, I was groomed from an early age to like BL and I can't really explain 100% what it is about it that I like... but I can try.

I might be an outlier because I am not a super sexual person, but I don't like BL as a form of pure pornography. I can watch gay porn, but it's not the primary reason I like BL.

For me I like the "taboo" angle of BL, where it's two people being attracted to each others despite the societal limitations. I also specifically like BL over Yuri because the content of BL is made with the female gaze in mind, so when I read it it's often focused on feelings, interaction and such rather than sex appeal. Old BL used to be very rapey, but new BL have mostly dropped this aspect, so I like BL more now than I used to.

Also I think anime boys are very visually appealing, so seeing two very cute boys get together, is very nice.

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>>41307528
Sounds like you have a problem where you need to self insert into fiction.

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>>41308142
Mea is endgame.

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>>41308694
Not if Itou Life start collabing again with winning son

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>>41299154
Looks like the exact same thing as all unicorns here going ballistic over "male collabs", except I see 10-100x of the latter.
Both Mea and whoever she's gachikoing over are unfamiliar to me though.

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>>41299518
With Holostars debuting and seeing the growing overt population of women on this board, I'm glad it's woken me up about women.

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>>41299518
All the more proof that the people who keep forcing collabs don't actually watch streams at all.
Just leave all of us insane lonely people separate in each of our camps. Is that really hard to understand?

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>>41309416
>Not knowing Kagura Mea
Hownu.ru

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>>41310442
You're not living your life correctly.

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>>41310614
FUCK OFF TOUMA

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>>41299518
You know those are mostly trannies right?

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>>41299906
The existence of vtubers and anime

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>>41309926
It's pretty wild. I hope that anon that spams everythread with his discord gets a girl now.

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>>41299518
We're not so different, you and I...

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>>41308034
Women are even bigger simps than men are.

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>>41299906
Ridiculous standards and lack of socialization.
I've been saying for over a decade that anons need to just date tumblr whales because they'd be perfect for each other, but neither side wants to be the one that reaches out first

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>>41310442
No. This is how we'll reform you and make you functional members of society.

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Are unicorns just fembrained men? Thinking critically, most unicorn tendencies feel like feminine tinged behaviors.

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>>41311008
I hope he gets beheaded by a cartel.

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>>41312532
Are these types of posters cock loving baras? They seem overly obsessed with masculinity and keep seeking validation...

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>>41299154
>>41299518
>women and fags
>being hypocrites
Holy shit I would have never seen this one coming

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The a shitshow of a thread

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>>41312822
Well yes I am a bara but that doesn't have anything to do with my question?

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>>41312532
yes. they legit post like catty women on social media

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>>41312902
The a kuso of a post

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>>41311008
i am pretty sure that anon is spamming the discord of someone he doesn't like for shit and giggles

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>>41312902
ook ook eek ook la

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>>41299518
>Currently in shambles because lf the Roberu-Mea collab
I don't watch the homos/non Holos, qrd? Did they fuck on stream or something?

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>>41313899
Mea is raping Robert RIGHT NOW, yumes and Bae are in shambles

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>>41311008
>>41313226
I actually added him because I thought maybe I could help him get a gf which would mean no more fucking spam. He wasn't interested in having a girlfriend at all. He just wanted to interact with females for the sake of having some female interaction in his life. Also he was extremely boring to talk to and doesn't seem to understand that making everyone's first impression of you be annoying spam is not helpful.

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>>41314402
>He wasn't interested in having a girlfriend at all. He just wanted to interact with females for the sake of having some female interaction
How utterly mundane

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>>41312532
So you men people who don't want to see anime boys are actually women inside?
Yeah makes perfect sense

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>>41314992
Holy projection, you might want to take a step back sister

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>>41299154
Damn I didn’t know Bae was capable of posting stuff like this.

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>>41299694
>the amount of cope in this one

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>>41299906
femcels are ok with that idea
incels are not

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>>41299154
>Mea
Kek

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There are male prostitutes who primarily service older, wealthy female tourists. I wonder if they have to put up with some psychotic clinginess like this.

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this bait thread was almost kinda okay

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>>41299800
>>41299861
it hurts

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>>41314992
Cope, watching pretty anime boys is perfectly normal straight men behavior.

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>>41316569
Especially when they're nude or keep talking about you sucking their dicks. That's just how real bros do things.

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>>41312532
>you don't want to be cucked? Uh? What are you? A woman?

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>>41316708
wonder if the "male" vtubers know their audience are all trannys wishing they suck their dicks

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How the fuck are femanons going schizo over fucking nightmea? Is there even a single roberu yumejo around? I don't believe this is real, it sounds like EOP fangirls just wanted something to get upset over.

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>>41299154

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>>41299154
Average vt poster

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>>41313899
3D off collab immediately followed by a song cover that literally has wedding vows in it.

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>>41322598
BWAHAHAHAHHA REVEEEENGE

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>>41318913
roberu has many yumejos, and the reason why it's gotten this bad compared to his other female relationships is the woman in question, and the fact that they released a romantic song cover together

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>>41325854
They honestly deserve it with being so stupid going gachi over a guy like him

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>>41315915
If anything it's the femcels that are against it since they have problems getting a lasting relationship, not with getting laid, and don't want to be pumped and dumped anymore.

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>>41326769
He's very charming guy, that's why shitton vtuber are after him

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>>41299518
>We are?
A match made in heaven

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>>41299154
what the fuck could Roberu possibly have done? he's probably one of the persons in the entire company most aware of the dangers of mingling with the opposite sex in an industry tied to idol culture
or do yumejos actually feel threatened by a stinky bitch like Mea?

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Roberu deserves better, luckily I will travel to Japan and forcibly impregnate him

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>>41299518
>We are?
It's a mirror. A mirror with a few warps in it, but it's a mirror nonetheless.

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So... any femcels wanna go on a date? My last girlfriend was a fujo that turned out be gay. I can use them as a reference we're on excellent terms still.

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>>41328386
Same here, I want a cute menhera femcel god damn it.

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>>41328794
then join holostars

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>>41328910
>Forced to stream with literal faggots who will try to yaoibait with me
>Everyone will hate me if I ever interact with the interesting members, the women
No thanks.

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>>41328956
Yep well you want those femcels this is the price

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>>41312077
Our parents couldn't do it. The education system couldn't do it. The looming threat of never amounting to anything and dying alone couldn't do it. But somehow male collabs will?

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>>41328038
>>41325854

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>>41302876
What would it take for you to drop your oshii?

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>>41313899
May as well have, she was getting fucking DRENCHED just being around him

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>>41307249
Kronii please..

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>>41299906
I see femcels are sisters, we're the same but on different sides.
I understand their struggle and support them.
They want their guys to not interact with girls, I want my girls to not interact with guys.
We can shake hands and work together.
But I am not attracted to them.

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>>41331131
You will not disrupt the plan.
Talk to the femcels more. Bond over your shared interest in talking anime people.
HAVE SEX.

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>>41328956
Id be down with it. I've kissed my homies on the lips before I don't care.

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>>41314402
Well, I feel fucking betrayed for cheering the guy on now. I'm just gonna report the fuck next time.

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>>41331291
>I am no longer asking
Well yeah, you kinda have to be alive to do that

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>>41299154
this is a relatively tame reaction to getting cucked, another day that ends in y here

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>>41316569
>>41316708
>>41317260
What do you call this behavior?

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>>41316879
Unicorns act like "quirky" yandere girls who hate themselves.

t. Suffered through that

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>>41328956
You're thinking NijiEN. If you join Holostars, you'll have weaker numbers, but a lower percentage of literal homosexuals to deal with, and shittier game perms.

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>>41309926
>he wasn't redpilled on the Vaginal Jew
shiggy

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>>41332483
Brohavior

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>>41328956
>Everyone will hate me if I ever interact with the interesting members, the women
wait you actually think Hololive English girls are interesting?

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>>41308034
>but why do they seem to always blame the girl instead of the guy their in love with?
Ikr
Women are more forgiving i guess, sisterhood is pretty much a myth. Women are just hopeless useless simps who keep going back to their manwhores, alcoholics and abusers

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>>41308034
Normal female behaviour.
Basically it has to be the womans fault in this situation, because if it was the mans it would mean he was wrong in his choice which would decrease his value which would make the womans decision bad.

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>>41314042
Isn't Bae a Roberu Nightmea shipper? Honestly, it seems to be pretty popular among female vtubers.

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>>41334086
image in the op here. i don't just blame mea, i 100% blame roberu for this scenario and always have done so. i'm just fed up with his shit taste and behavior. but because i've been an oshi for him so long i have sunken cost fallacy illness now.

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>>41335410
Watching roberunightmea doesn't mean you shipped them together. Those two act like comedic pair most of the time

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>>41335539
yeah thats exactly why they released a song with wedding vows in it right

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>>41333024
Women are only interesting when compared to the alternative.

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>>41299776
Nta but here’s my pussy

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>>41335595
Keyword: most of the time. Bae said she watch roberunightmea last year, and the cover song only came out yesterday. Timeline is a thing you know

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>>41315915
You’re a volcel, don’t try to say otherwise

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>>41335539
I thought she thought it was pretty good. Going by how she described it, it feels like more than just watched.

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>>41335959
Yes roberunightmea is ready great combo, but they actually very rarely flirt. Even when they played 6 to 12 hours game non stop together. Until yesterday 3D Collab that is

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>>41336097
All I know is that Shigure Ui, Tamaki, and Haneru seem to love it. Bae too for that matter. I wouldn't be surprised if more female Vtubers talked about it if they collab with Roberu or Mea in the future.

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>>41335530
After how long they've been together and all they've done together, you never once considered before this day that they might've been into eachother? Why was that stream the straw that broke the camels' back?

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>>41336603
it's also an easy way out to get away with collabing with a man with no repercussions, just say you are a fan of that combination and you're in the clear. Now the girls have nothing to worry about

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>>41338153
nta or op but I think the lyrics of the cover was the catalyst

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>>41338697
Plus their body language on the entire 3D Collab scream that both are already very familiar with each others

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>>41338697
Oh dear

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>>41340709
I’m coping with the idea thinking that Mea was the one to choose the song and that Roberu just went along with it. >>41339765
My son might be in a physically abusive relationship…

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>>41306862
Kuku… Ruri…

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You know it's common in the entertainment industry for actors that have roles together to end up dating and even marrying right?

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>>41299518
Male and female unicorns from homos and holos should just make out, it's the only good outcome.

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>>41343372
Real girls have cooties, though.

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>>41335530
anon, i.. I'm also in the same situation.
I used to made fun of unicorns until I realized that I'm a Yumejoshi
One of my oshi is also a manwhore, fortunately i have back up Oshis and he has been criticized in kikebook for associating himself with some femchuubas (i hope he notices it)
I'm pro-unicorn, pro-segregration now

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>>41344308
Tell your manwhore oshi to tell his JP kouhai that my dick is getting cold without him on it.

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>>41338697
That's quite damning. It reads like an actual vow of marriage. They both have been doing this thing long enough to realise beforehand how this would be received, and if not them, then management would have. I can only imagine this reception would've been their intent.

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The gachikoi in the OP has been around for a while and I genuinely want to know how Roberu's seriously gachis have survived these past couple of years.

[Anonymous No.]

this is unironically all of you

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>>41348682
>management
They approved "fucked all animare" joke, compared to that this is tame

[Anonymous No.]

seeing this thread made me remember my oshi's whorish behaviors. I'm so upset I've been looking for cock and balls torture porns.

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>>41349231
Sauce? No reverse works.

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>>41340946
Why the fuck would you be like this for Roberu?
It’s like being a Matsuri unicorn.

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>>41300679
>>41315915
have sex

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>>41350739
Before yesterday, Robe never reciprocate any female advance

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>>41350748
I don’t know how.

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>>41302799
mea is pretty oiut there
she once complained about the used sanitary pad she was using being too itchy
shes the one who used to be aquas close irl friend and then they mysteriously stopped collabing together

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>>41309076
it was a shame people bullied him off collabing with hololive
that vtuber model is PURE SEX
P U R E R A W B R E E D I N G S E X with the chubby belly window and everything
fuck
i dont care if its a man behind a female model, its like kigirumi cosplay id fuck it so hard by the time were done hed leave the room head to toe in my 3 day old sperm struggling to walk and when he tries to wash his hair its matted solid into it

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>>41350989
this made me feel bad, sorry
reading about it helps, the rest is about following instincts & what you and your partner enjoy
hope you can find someone anon..

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>>41350739
matsuri keeps herself more away now
now ollie, ollie gets around
ollie really, really gets around, must be full of more sperm and lesbian fingers than an old woodstock orgy

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>>41351314
Really wish a girl was given a similar model

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>>41351168
>mysteriously
China isn't a dirty word you know

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>>41351358
I don’t even know how to kiss.
I’m 27 and a diagnosed sperg… probably don’t have much in the way of instincts to rely on.

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>>41351548
mea is chinese? wtf
though alot more than we think are half chinese, fucking bea talking about cooking dogs with her grandmother on hot mic forgetting to mute the last one youd think wasnt white

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>>41351598
>mea is chinese? wtf
Mea isn't Chinese but she was Bilibili darling, heck she was in Bilibili and Sony idol project last year

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>>41351598
she's not chinese but she has strong presence in the chinese market
aqua was trying to push for that market too for a while but lost it all when the china yab happened

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>>41300284
Her voice is angelic

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>>41351686
I’ll give her that her singing voice was nice

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>>41331291
I'm not japanese so you should be ok with me not having sex, Abe-sama

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>>41351662
call me darling again i like the fujos
NEVER EVER get to pinch and squeeze that chubby belly, smell that long, unbrushed, unwashed hair that smells of mountain dew and doritoes, , smell her 2 month unwashed body sweating all over everywhere but her armpits.
imagine i m a g i n e

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>>41351497
Trans oceanic cock goes out of Tokyo across the ocean and into Zoombie pussy

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>>41351557
if you get horny then you have instincts anon, don't worry

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>>41350676
sorry i got distracted watching my oshi get cucked
Gachi Koi Nenchakujuu: Net Haishinsha no Kanojo ni naritakute

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>>41299154
What was this post in response to? Who's her oshii?

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>>41302876
where do I find a Yumejo friend? Not even asking for realtionships stuff, I'd just love to know more people like me

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>>41352231
roberu , who did a song featuring a translated version of the standard wedding vow read the thread

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>>41352185
Oh this is an interesting read so far! And I’m definitely not comparing myself to Hina… But it’s funny to see certain things that happen irl happen in this manga, like the balloons and the cake making

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>>41299154
women amirite fellas?!
>slaps knee
*laugh track*

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>>41352430 (me)
What the fuck I need more all of the people in this manga are insane

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>>41299906
Women are pickier than men. Even if incels were up to it, the femcels wouldn't be interested in them.

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>>41335686
Would

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there are women here
im getting angry...

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Honest question to any passing by fujos/femcels

What are you willing to settle for?

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>>41314402
I miss Cebruz, at least he was creative with his spam.

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>>41299906
>>41353644
I'd like to piggy-back off of anons post with my own funny statistic
Greetings from Kazakhstan

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>>41299906
>>41300581
I would have no problem being the boytoy of a horny femcel, personally. But it's surprisingly hard to find one interested in the proposal and/or proposing.

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>>41299154
wait are roberu's fans more mad than mea's? that sounds about right, but also that's hilarious

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>>41299669
what's wrong with mea? I like mea, she's funny. Not that many vtubers are funny

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>>41307680
that's why his Yumes are all batshit insane

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femaleanons add me up on discord jibunwoh#7399
and talk about interests like vidya and weeb stuff yuuka mei ling patchouli shion yuugii from touhou megaman monster hunter FU final fantasy the 4 heroes of light SFM animations creative hobbies /m/ shows lolis kemono girls vtubers(and laugh at deadbeats.)females from the DoA games pokemon the rwby anime and other stuff

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>>41356799
The cope was that Robel never respond back to any woman advances. And suddenly he and Mea sang wedding vows

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>>41299154
oh their suffering their tears.

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>>41358075
>>41331455

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>>41355181
>>41353644
>Dating app statistics.
Dating apps are a filter for the worst kind of people. Good people leave, either because they found a relationship or because they don't want to bother wading through dating app people.a the result is a selection bias where shitty people & people looking for hookups are a larger part of the username than normal, and this is before getting into the dirty tricks dating apps use.
Honestly the average dating app is a sexism factory, with each side growing to hate the other due to this selection of shitty people and sluts.

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>>41353644
>>41355181
might be why guys spread across more girls as vtubers and girls just gather around a few guys

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>>41352247
I've found some Vesper yumes on Twitter but they all seem to be fine with the girls and even retweet Hololive yuri ship art if that's a deal breaker for you.

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>>41355181
Dude I literally swipe every girl on my app see who I match with. If they aren't that fat I message them and usually don't get a response. If they are really fat I usually have a few drinks then message them and don't hear anything back.

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>>41353644
Women are hot.
Even mid girls are still good looking. Even women admit this.

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>>41299518
So what you are saying is women can be based?

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>>41361931
They think they are until they aren't. Many such cases.

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>>41362166
iirc it's actually worse to swipe right on every girl because it'll lower your rating in the algorithm they use and your profile won't be shown to as many people

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>>41359984
First of all anyone who looked into the demographics of online dating found that they are fairly representative in terms of the general population. Slightly above average in IQ and average income, due to the fact that literally retarded people are filtered due to the fact that they can't operate a computer or a phone, but other than that they are normal people. Human psychology also applies the same. In fact, you can find the exact same patterns when it comes to real life experiments.

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>>41362571
>Many such cases.
Especially this cases, a lot of Robeyume broke because of sudden wedding vows on the new cover song

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>>41299154
Sounds like projection, this is no different from male unicorns who are objectively worse. That's just one post, you fags shat up the entire board with thread after thread when kronii did the first collab with Vesper.

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Bro I just peeked into the /hlgg/ thread a moment ago and men are legit even more deranged, unicorn and parasocial than us. Currently in shambles because of Ina being featured in a song with Tempus and employing the exact same rethoric as female unicorns. I'm fucking flabbergasted.

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>>41363360
>>41363616
Calm down.

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>>41363100
Woah really? I should probably only swipe with mid and below girls then so I have a better chance of success

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>>41363122
>I'm doomed
But I know it's anecdotal but I know some short dudes that pull good pussy

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>>41363100
Do you have any more info on how the algorithm rates you?

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>>41363885
>>41364055
there's a bunch of articles like this but basically, look up the Elo and the Gale-Shapley algorithms
https://www.invisibly.com/learn-blog/dating-app-algorithm/#:~:text=The%20apps%20use%20algorithms%20to,factor%20into%20the%20algorithm's%20predictions.

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>>41312867
Right? Just like when vox got those comments lusting for him in chat, like how literally (in the literal sense of the word literally) they wanted to suck his cock, I mean, at least >we are more discret about it, yes >we spam uuooh and ToT but there is a huge difference between that and "LET ME LICK YOUR CUNNY GURA"

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>>41299154
They just need a good fucking to set them straight

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>>41364375
Damn thanks anon. I might try out hinge tinder seems rigged against ugly guys like me.
Hinge is based off that A Beautiful Mind guy's theory

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>>41355181
Your mistake is thinking women understand statistics

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>>41364775
you're welcome. pure anecdote but I know a guy who is very short (like 5'3"), fat, nerdy (not a weeb but for sci-fi stuff) and Asian, so pretty much every typical debuff possible, and managed to get happily married to a white Jewish woman from hinge so it's possible

granted he has a rice score of like 35 and has lived a pretty interesting life besides. he says that you should only use the apps as something you do on the side (like 10 minutes per day max) while you try to meet people through more conventional means (friend of friend, work, organizations, social clubs, teams, classes, etc.) you should also try to move to a big city if possible

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>>41363122
>Competitors
Again, if the sample tested isn't using people that are in relationships it's meaningless. Samples of only single people are going to be weighted towards the eternally single.

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>>41365346
I'm sorry anon, but a female preference for height is well substantiated in- and outside of dating platforms.

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>>41365346
Look at actual couples then (and these include older generations when women didn't have the freedom to choose to the same degree as today).

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>>41365196
Thanks anon. Some of those things aren't too possible with me. I've also never really been able to approach women romantically in public. I don't know who is receptive and don't wanna be a creep/ rude.

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>>41299154
I hate vtubers who collab with males too but how do you actually go full unicorn?
Do you actually think that you will ever win? Of all the fans vtubers have, especially Holos, do you seriously think YOU stand a chance?

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>>41366408
No but I think they just want the talents to be in a position similar to themselves ie single and not communicating much with the opposite sex

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>>41366408
The pithiest way to put it is that people don't want to be together; they want to be single together.

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>>41367428
Yeah I'm miserable and single so she must be too. We're both misunderstood autists. Shes just like me fr fr

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>>41365889
Best of luck man. I think there's really no other way to tackle your problem than putting yourself out there and just trying to meet new people (not just to date) in general with the mindset of "let's just see where it goes, if it works, great, if not, no biggie, on to the next one." It's why the normalfag first date of choice is usually a coffee date, very little financial and emotional investment and meant strictly to see if the other person is someone you will get on with on a basic level. Even if you don't get a gf you can at least get IRL male and female friends, which will both make you happier and increase your relationship prospects, especially if you make female friends. In the meantime try to observe the normalfags in social settings and see not only what they say, but how and when they say it. They do things unconsciously so they will never be able to explain exactly how they do things, so it'll take lots of active effort on your part to make up for that. How you say things is the difference between "charisma" and "sperginess."

For girls though, in my experience, generally the more body contact with you, the more animated they are in terms of body language, and the more laughs = the better. Approach a girl in an appropriate social setting with the mindset of just trying to chat and have some fun, not to date. Clubs, organizations, teams, and classes are great for this because the mutual connection is already there. See if they're keeping constant eye contact with you, giving more than one word or one sentence answers to things, making body contact with you (e.g. leaning in to you, jostling you around, slapping you on the back, high fiving, hugging, etc.) laughing at your jokes and stories, talking in excited tones, making animated gestures like playing with their hair. If you've seen those, try to subtly bait whether they have a bf or not, and if not, then go for it, make it simple like a coffee date or getting some food at a cheap restaurant. There are mega extrovert girls who do these things with everyone though, for them you should see if they treat you differently than the other guys they'll inevitably be surrounded by. This could be something like you being the only one she'll cheekily make fun of.

It's unimaginably complicated and what works for one might not work for the rest, hell even male normalfags and chads themselves make jokes about the female enigma all the time.The other piece of advice that guy told me that really stuck is that you should try to treat every failure (not even just with women) as a learning experience and a funny story to tell the next person who comes along; I've noticed he's much happier and confident this way, and it really shows in how well he gets along with people.

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>>41368330
Sir this is a /vt/.
The /r9k/ joint is two blocks down.

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>>41368330
Thanks anon. You seem much to well adjusted for this place. I have had a few awful dates and they were hillarious stories. I also was wasted at all of them because the only thing I ever asked girls to do was grab drinks.
Maybe I should try the coffee thing. Or go to brewery instead of the usual where I slug 3 vodka sodas before the girl gets there and then drink while she's there. I always figured it's like fallout alcohol gives +1CHA and that will improve my odds of passing tests

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>>41368953
Say that to the whole board, /r9k/ retards already made /vt/ their new home and keep jerking each other off to pretend they're normal

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>>41369097
This is a vtuber board first of all those fans aren't the most well adjusted. Second it has attracted the most new traffic to this site than any other boards in a long long time. With people's first experience with an anonymous image boards they are gonna overshare because it's the first time they've been anonymous online it is liberating