/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

This is you, /vt/. This is what you look like to everyone else. Just remember, whenever you miss a stream, this is what you're missing out on, a pathetic lonely life where your only "friends" are behind an LCD screen and don't even know your name or face. Don't be upset when you miss your oshi's stream. You should be glad that you got a chance to break away from this downward spiral.

[Anonymous No.]

Migo get down here!
Ahhh what’s wrong suityan?
It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed pekola yet!
Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.
Wakey wakey usada!
Wh- oh... no I’m still here...
miko unbuckles her belt, her flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh
Miko please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again
miko kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished pekora as she squats over her face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor pekora can only stare up at the now widening pucker of sakura miko
OPEEEN WIDEEEEE
BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPOOPPBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT
Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH MIKO PLE-
PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP
I-I’m gonna be sick again... miko please let me g-
BRREAPPPPOPO POPFTTFTR
Mmmhmm yeah usada eat that shit! God I feel like when I met kuroi shiba that one time at the nijisanji collab! Oh FUCK peko here comes the motherlode!
you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from mikos stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart mikos elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear pekora, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over pekoras teeth
gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- m-Mik-
BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp
pekora looks near death as she chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with her face, she swallows every chunk, her face pale and her eyes blurred
Wheeze, cough... miko please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please
miko lowers her behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of pekoras face like a downpour, enveloping her every sense
Time for desert usada
BRRRAAAAPPPPPP
The toxic cloud pierces pekoras nervous system to the core, and she slowly suffocates on mikos fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow*

[Anonymous No.]

I watch streams on my phone while at the gym. Nice projection bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41134004
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.]

>>41133900
>This is you, /vt/
Jokes on you, I was asleep at midnight because I had to wageslave in the morning.
Also
>watching Niji
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys use the NPC meme as one of your most common replies and then turn around and make threads like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw a vtuber fan is having a parasocial relationship next to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41134004
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>41134004

[Anonymous No.]

real alphas don't put down others for having hobbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>41134219
Just like that South Park episode with he goths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41133900
There's nothing wrong with that video, he's just having a good time. Let him enjoy what he wants to, it's not like he's hurting anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

Feels good not being parasocial, I will stop watching you if you're unfunny obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>41133900
Building yourself up to haveing functional irl daily life with friends and family is what my oshi and yours would be proud of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41134004
fpbp

[Anonymous No.]

>>41134004
This is canon btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>41134219
It's just nonna's from lolcow_dot_farm trolling, as usual. They're fujoshi's and radfems and they've been raiding the board for a while now. They're all Tempus and maletuber shills, who paradoxically hate men and thus CGDCT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41135856
>nonna's
Grandmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41135856
It's actually me, tthrang. You caught me again. Drats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41135856
Sure thing schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>41133900
It's funny. A little over 100 years ago, women could shame men onto a ww1 battlefield. Now they can't even shame one into watching different chuubas. Progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41133900
Faggots need to rope /vt/ should be deleted off the internet everyone here is a sack of shit that holds no personal value and contributes nothing to the world.