Nene almost killed me

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So for the longest time I thought the people that said "this is so cute I will die" when talking about things were overexaggerating and just said it to be hyperbolic, that was until today. Before today I didn't pay much attention to nene and thought she was just an average vtuber that wasn't anything special, but then I got an eng sub clip of her in my recommendations and because I don't speak Japanese this is how I experience jp vtubers. I don't really care who I was watching and just clicked what looked interesting. So the video "SUPER NENECHI'S Amazingly cute English study stream" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTJ5z8P2DSc)) came into my recommendations and liked when other girls studied English so thought this would be another funny video with them saying words wrong, but I couldn't be further from the truth. Almost as soon as the video started I felt something I've never felt before in my heart, It was a mix of pain, sadness and joy that I don't know how to describe. Never in my life have I seen someone or something so fucking cute it feels like I'm having a mini heart attack from how cute she is. I haven't even made it past the first 2 minutes since it physically hurts me watching this. I can't believe someone this cute can exist and I can finally say I understand what people mean when they talk about their waifus now

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I know what you mean. Nene isn't even my oshi, but she's so cute it's impossible not to like her.

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>>4094692
it's a magical experience, anon. I'm glad you know this feeling now.
remember that you will lose this feeling, and this precious thing eventually. cherish them

[Anonymous No.]

Let me break that little illusion of yours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxaU5goOor4

[Anonymous No.]

I'll never get tired of watching her streams, she's just too cute...

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>>4094692
>, It was a mix of pain, sadness and joy
that's love

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I love when Nene fills her screen with a bunch of random things and makes a mess

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>>4094692
her power is unrivaled… 本当に無敵ねねち

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>>4094692
If you want to watch more Nene, this clip channel is pretty good https://www.youtube.com/user/thesunisone
Her SC reading are also pretty EOP friendly and always fun!

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>>4094692
My CEO is the best

[Anonymous No.]

I love Nene so much. She is so amazing and keeps me from killing myself. Her joyful demeanor and positivity gives me the light glimmer of hope that there is some meaning in life.

Fuck tranny jannies btw

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>>4094692
Add it to the list I guess.

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>>4094692
it's her natural charm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpFqQctxOEk

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She's a dumb bitch

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>>4094692
Nene so cute is defolt!!!!!!!

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>>4094692
looks like she`s just got another husband bros

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>>4095345
anon... i took that screenshot too

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>>4094692
Remember when anons were shitting on Nene during gen 5 debut on /jp/ /hlg/ saying she had nothing to bring and was boring and all that shit?

Yeah, lets see them say that now

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>>4098193
not even Korone goes to this level lmao, she's the best

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>>4098193
Exactly
I bet this goes inside her head all the time

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This is my favorite so far because I love Nene and Polka together. https://youtu.be/E9Z7cSzzWuk

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Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi

[Anonymous No.]

Based Nene thread.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dby-HT1xDAE&

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I wish I could understand her...

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>>4098193
I don't know why its so funny but it is

especially when theres like 7 copies of her on the screen moving together lmao

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Nene makes me very happy. I’m very happy she’s doing so well.

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>>4094692
Take your number and get in the jar

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>>4117241
Me too anon...

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>>4094692
https://youtu.be/V6-vAL-cy3c
this one is very cute too

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>>4126718
why are doxxfags like this?

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>>4094692
Nene is honestly super cute and she isn't even my oshi.
If I have a daughter one day I want her to be as cute as her.

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>>4116647
Can't believe yagoo found someone have smoother brain than onion

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>>4127124
didn't she still score higher on the choco quiz?

[Anonymous No.]

mataNene got stuck in my head and from there I fell to her charms

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>>4116747
Dope Based Superlit

[Anonymous No.]

aru aru

[Anonymous No.]

Best thread.

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>>4116734
>chink nene in thumbnail

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OP here and thank you neko mikuri for not only translating this but for also opening my eyes to the world of nene, I own you the world and you translators/clippers don't ever get enough credit for what you do for the vtube community so from the bottom of my heart thank you for your work and please keep it up as you are my favorite clipper because of the edits you do and work you put in. I hope you realize how much you changed one mans life and probably many others, don't you ever forget that the unsung work you do does matter

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>>4143695
thats pretty gay bro

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>>4143695
cute

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>>4105385
>>4110814
>>4117285
>>4117309
>>4117392
>>4123043
If I ever catch a Nene stream at the tail end, right before her SC reading, I always stick around. Her SC readings are like a whole other stream.
She's not my oshi, but sometimes I wish she were.

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>>4123043
This level of cute, I can't take it

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>>4094692
I'm not gonna read all that but Nene is cute.

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>>4144377
Why isn't she, anon?

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>>4128563
Yep. But I feel it has more to do with Nene being a highly social extrovert than being actually smarter than the Onyan.

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>>4146481
>Nene
>highly social extrovert
There is a reason she rarely collabs 1 on 1

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>>4146086
I love Korone too much.

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>>4152209
....understandable

[Anonymous No.]

I have actively mocked friends and strangers on the internet for saying they want to learn Japanese for dumb shit like anime or vtubers. But holy fuck does knowing Nene exists make me want to learn Japanese. She is so fucking charming and it kills me having to rely on others to understand what she's saying.

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>>4094692
That called becoming a Gosling anon. Wait until you start thinking of how cute a Nene gf would be and how you'll never ever have that...

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>>4143695
I'm happy for you, anon

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Nene made me retardsexual, you can literally see on her how there's absolutely nothing going on in that cavernous head of hers, her last two braincells are going HHRRRNNNNGG just to keep her breathing, and i fucking love it.

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>>4143695
thanks anon. Usually my experience on 4chan has been that eops hate TLers so I'm glad you enjoyed the video. But of course the most based is Nene, I too find her irresistibly entertaining and cute. She adapts to situations very well too, and plays along with viewers when needed.

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>>4164088
I feel it wouldn't be EOP that shit on translators since they need you to understand them but instead if they understand Japanese then they would hate translators because they would feel that they put all the effort into learning Japanese just for people like you to make it not matter. It probably also has to do with elitism and thinking that there should be an entry barrier for watching vtubers so that there are less people that don't "get" vtubers coming into the community and if you translate then it takes away that wall. I hope you know that even if you upset people from time to time that for every 1 person that doesn't like you there is 1000 more that love what you do and hope you aren't discouraged from doing gods work

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>>4164088
Anon don't hate Translator, well except that one specific speed sub nigger. What people hate is clipper that take thing out of context, using clickbait for view.

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>>4117241
>>4126351

[Anonymous No.]

>Nene thread without soundposts
I WILL FIX THIS!

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>>4164088
Sorry you had to experience that Anon. I think like >>4167606 pointed out, it has to do with gatekeeping/elitism (why did I spend all this time learning, if someone can just do a clip for the masses), and maybe also hardline elitists who think that nothing short of perfect translation (which is a high bar, even for professional translators) will satisfy. Truth is most clippers do it because they love the content and want to share it? There are always people who will object to what you do (or fail to do).

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>>4168162

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>>4156938
>you can literally see on her how there's absolutely nothing going on in that cavernous head of hers
Boy you're in for a surprise of a lifetime if you watch a membership stream.

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>>4156938
who else would retardsexuals like in hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

Her redesign really helped her popularity skyrocket

[Anonymous No.]

>>4095287
fuck you i don't need these stupid seal videos recommended to me on every page i open on youtube

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>>4116647
her old costume and setting constrained her somehow. I enjoyed watching her since debut and shilled her to my buddies but she seemed like she couldn't really enjoy herself just doing whatever and nobody watched her, they watched the funny clown instead. Just EOP things I guess. I really enjoyed her CEO stream where she wrecked the office.

Now that her new outfit hit, all of that is forgotten, everybody loves Nenechi, every drunken friday watch2gether is full of Neneseal clips, Nenechi superchat reading etc. She made it. She completely deserved it as well. And fuck me she seems happier than ever. If you wanted me to place bets on who will be the first to one million from Gen5, I'd buy a Nenechi ticket to hedge depending on how many concerts she can fit into the time until then. Doesn't even matter that she's a good singer, the genuine happy idol energy she radiates captures hearts, minds and wallets. Also muh dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>4175034
Aqua
Haachama

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>>4146610
didn't she say she doesn't want others to pull her along, i.e. to leech outside of her gen, which is why she rarely asks?

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>>4176368
はあちゃまは天才です

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>>4097020
Not OP, but thank you for this!

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>>4154561
>how cute a Nene gf would be and how you'll never ever have that...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

but its ogey because I'd want a Nene gf and not nene's roommate gf so its as real chance as having an animu waifu happen IRL aka 0

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>>4167673
>except that one specific speed sub nigger.
Otaka Mori right?

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>>4176368
NAH
>Nene, Aqua, Haachama collab when?

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Nene is the only reason I care about Hololive at all, and the sole reason I wish I learned Japanese when I was younger. No other Holo has this much raw talent for streaming

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>>4201633
I'm so glad she never gave up applying for Hololive, holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

Copypasta, but it is good eating for a thread like this Part 1:
>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those
>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle
>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter
>misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan
>spilled an endless amount of chow mein on her debut
>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi
>Used to have a water cooler jug on her first few streams, taking well over 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't go to the bathroom until the last 20 minutes
>Wanted revenge on Polka for using water cooler jug on her stream, stole her hair accessory for a stream later on, leading to Polka countering it with using her hair braids as shoulder pads and giving birth to a very short-lived but legendary meme
>Lamy and Nene: Cool VS Hottie
>Claims to be good at riding unicycles, can walk on stilts and is good with the hoola hoop. Of course she can use roller skates. On a stream, after realizing she had this many skills, she messaged omaru on twitter, applying for a position in her circus while streaming.
>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name
>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex
>Went from Super Nenechi to Hyper Nenechi in just two streams, then immediately reverted back to Super Nenechi only for her to spontaneously ascend by a countless amount of tiers approximately a month and a half later
>ate alone in the toilet at school
>almost got robbed one time but kicked the dude in the balls and ran away
>thumbnails had such bad proportions they were made fun of in coco's meme review
>Sat around killing enemies mindlessly in Craftopia while everyone else did work, bringing her player level far ahead of everyone else's
>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was only focusing on her and was still shooting her even after it died
>Conspired with Polka to beat up a quest giver in Craftopia, and after being scolded by Lamy, took the quest giver to the far back of the dungeon and old yeller'd them
>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
>Had to do battle with a fridge because her hamster broke out of her cage and ran under the fridge
>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it
>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail"
>referred to huke as hukeweb sensei
>got swarmed by a horde of crazy fans while performing an idol show in L4D2
>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company. According to her standards NenePro surpassed the concept of “white company”, thus becoming “gold company”
>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab
>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english
>Told Iofi that she liked to skip cutscenes in RPGs just after Iofi tells her that she liked RPGs
>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
>scored three (3) in Choco's academic test
>Uses steering assist in Mario Kart
>got hard carried by her fans in Mario Kart team battle against Polka
>Chanted about destruction in a tweet after accidentally committing suicide by setting off a bunch of TNT on a hill in Minecraft
>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
>Punched people's cats in Minecraft
>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft
>Forgot to place torches back down after the flooding and spawned a creeper which blew up a chunk of her room
>There was one time her obscure oshi made it big and her first reaction was being frustrated because she liked having an obscure oshi.
>Accidentally put her name backwards "ƎИƎИ" on the Gen 5 building in Minecraft when shown from the outside
>After being told, she said it's supposed to be that way and updated it say "IMNENE" aka "ƎИƎИMI" from the outside
>Avoided an entire shitstorm from NND antis about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead
>air-served not once, but TWICE during her collab with Kiara
>When given a present by Kiara, she panicked and grabbed the first thing she found to give as a present... a handful of gummybears
>Almost got robbed on her way back home but she kicked the dude in the nuts and ran away

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>>4205480
Part 2:
>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well
>iCarly was also the gateway to livestreaming and eventually lead to her becoming a vtuber
>Can pronounce "tomato juice" and "potato chips" in english perfectly but nothing else
>won all Among Us games by pure luck
>Trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan
>Lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company
>Went afk in minecraft after a stream, rendering flare, luna, pekora and moona unable to sleep in the server when they played hours later
>Went into a 3D stream as a cardboard cutout
>Married a dying cthuluian korean woman and confessed their love to each other
>Wanted to spice up her way back home from highschool and ended up walking through a sketchy alley.
>Siphoned Korone's spanish audience with a pinned message, making her their new queen
>Watched teen beach movie more than 10 times thinking it was for adults
>Sent her most schizo of stalkers into a brief frenzy with a single tweet making them think she's going to leave Hololive
>Died first twice in a row in Phasmophobia to the point where the ghost no longer even phases her
>Chose Ame (the imposter) over Mori (who she was with an had an alibi) simply because Ame was cuter
>Has collabed with Iofi at least twice as of this rendition of the pasta, and still mispelled her name as "Ioli" during the big Among Us collab
>Entered a Discord voice channel Polka was in during her solo to tell her she's in the wrong channel
>she would call an unsharpened pencil a magic wand, mix grass into water and call it a potion, write down cool anime lines to her notebook and wear a bandaid on her nose because she thought it was cool. She wanted an eyepatch too, but couldn't get it since you needed to go to an optician for one and she didn't have the money
>managed to creep out Matsuri by asking her to bottle some snot for her
>Asserted her dominance in Minecraft by slapping Polka's ass then burying her in a wall of dirt labeling it as "Polka's room" then slept with each other and went on an adventure where they got so lost they needed to hunt for food
>She had the objective of getting one (1) kill in APEX. Ended up becoming champion instead.
>co-created the phrase "5menmasai" with Polka when Subaru told her she didn't count her 4th death then died again immediately after
>Spammed Polka's twitter to the point of being blocked
>Shamelessly told Matsuri, Suisei and Kanata about how she wants men to click their tongues at her when they pass by
>She went to a hot stone spa and didn’t knew whether or not to take off her underwear so she resorted to peek at people who were already in there. (She was with Lamy btw)
>Bought over 10 panties at the same time during an online sale but they were too large for her. Before streaming she put one on top of her pants and posed in the mirror. Finally she decided to wear one on her head during the stream. (Hentai Kamen)
>When she was a kid, she fell off a swing and bit the inside of her mouth. Her first thought was “I should let some blood accumulate so I can spit it out in a badass way”
>Wasn’t allowed to get a sneak peek of the other girls’ 3d even though she was insistently asking about it. Despite the other girls’ love and support, she felt lonely during the months it lasted. Her manager told her “this three months will be hard on you” so she “prepared” herself for it but it was worse than what she thought.
>Spoiled polka’s 3D date when posting her schedule for that week
>She ate snow and complained it tasted like dirt though it was freshly fallen. By the way she doesn’t suck on icicles but munches on them.
>In Mio’s 2021 haiku competition, she wrote a haiku about eating dirt-flavoured snow
>When she was the middle school archery club. She snapped two icicles that formed below the dojo floor saying 角(つの)! Then she ate them.
>Management forced her on a three-day break where she went to the hospital for a checkup. And they changed her twitter password.
>She filled a large bottle with spring water on a school trip and then drank it in one go. She got sick
>She thinks Japanese crane games are very deep
>Two weeks after spoiling polka’s 3d debut date, she spoiled lamy’s.
>She made a barrage of lewd poses and suggestions during lamy’s 3D. The chat voted who was the best “producer” out of the three and she beat shishiron and omarun by a landslide

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>>4205523
Part 3:
>The day after lamy’s 3d, she started talking about it and the talk got so degenerate to a point she started saying she wanted to slurp lamy’s “water” straight from her armpit. All the while she kept retweeting screenshots from lamy’s 3d. Did I mentioned lamy was watching the stream?
>Did cameos on the ENTIRE akukin relay, showing up on everyone’s stream.
>Planted jungle trees as décor on top of Akukin HQ in such a way it looks like a huge dick. She wasn’t too shy about it.
>Is on very good terms with her family. Her dad literally blasted Blue Clapper in his car when giving her a lift last time she went home and uses "またねね" in the family line chat.
>Commented her armpit gets sweaty when seeing akasupa. Proceed to see a lot of red. Talked about sweat and odor for a while.
>After six months of her debut, she created a mascot that represents the Nekko. A carrot
>Has eaten dirt, dog food and hamster food. She has a rating from worst to best. After talking about eating all sorts of pet food she commented she wants a FLOOFY bath towel in nenenglish to what the chat interpreted she wants to eat a towel.
>Her new live2d has excellent face tracking, especially eyebrows. On the day of the big reveal she trimmed her eyebrows too much so she was stuck with a worried expression the whole stream.
>and her mama specifically put the second gap under the boob window so that she could paizuri and call the head "Momotaro".
>A fan sent her a red SC asking about whether or not they should drink from an unopened milk bottle 13 days past its expiration date. She said if she were in their shoes, she would drink it as she “Is too cool to worry about it” and “Just think about it after you drink it!!!!”
>Watame listed NENE as a pet in a NND stream.
>In Marine’s “Holoproduction profiles” stream, about 70% of the participants listed Nenechi as a pet.
>She puts her clothes on after bath without drying herself
>After the 2nd o’riends collab, she streamed in kiara’s channel for two minutes before someone pointed it out in the chat
>For Towa-sama’s Apex Play With Viewers! Stream, she wanted to play but to not to be dishonest, chose to queue anonymously for two hours. Did not get to play
>Has a personal singing teacher and a personal dancing teacher as of march 2021
>When she was 10 years old, she had her first brush with the supernatural. It started as a bright light shining through her window, immobilizing her for about 5 minutes. Afterwards it was as if something yanked her bedsheets violently towards her feet. It kept happening and she is so used to it she is able to grab the sheets while asleep. She compared the experience to a shonen protagonist learning to live with their demon powers or something.
>Sent towawa a loveletter with her pantsu in it (a drawing). She commented they were “obviously fresh panties she took off just before taking a bath” too. Towa decided her pantsu stink
>Released an original song for her birthday. About half the lyrics are NENENENENENE. The other half is about RESTROOM TIME, SUPER NENECHI and HYPER NENECHI.
>This one is long. For her birthday, she received 30 boxes of stuff even though her manager said they were “only 8 big ones” so she spent a whole day stuffing her apartment full of boxes and barely had any time to open some of them. From what she has seen, she received 120 tissue boxes, a pacifier she will use for when she meets Ramirez, toy musical instruments; a tambourine; maracas, a drinking set of alcohol and snacks, volumes of manga; the 28th volume of DBZ where freeza loses, and a fire extinguisher nekkos wtf
>Rushia became her pet
>Sold us on the benefits of consuming boiled water, such as sleeping well and having good bowel movement. Also said that she got a tummy ache by drinking bath water BY ACCIDENT
>In choco’s collab with rushia, nene and fubuki, they talked about their high school days. Nene had nothing happy to contribute but she was tactful enough to not to spoil the mood, so she didn’t say much. She did say her class staged coup d’état against their homeroom teacher on their senior year. What does that entails? I don’t know but they had a lot of issues graduating. It seems her graduation album didn’t get a single signature
>She was streaming minecraft once while yt was being an absolute bitch so the stream was buffering a lot and the video was spotty as hell. She decided to blow her nose with all her might without muting because the listeners wouldn’t be able to hear it. She also started to sing うんぴぴ, うんぴぴ~ and ばああか・ああああほお・どちまぬけ??which were very cute but only kusogakis sing those…
>In her audition tape The five she sent she said or wrote “Thank you for picking me in the first (audition) round!” All smug. She doesn’t recommend this method for job hunting, however.
>Was arrested by Oozora police under the charges of being a little shit (kusogaki)

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>>4094900
word. Suisei is main, but I would be remiss if I didn't admit that Nene is Best Girl.

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>>4098193
I am in tears laughing at this shit

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>>4205523
>iCarly was also the gateway to livestreaming and eventually lead to her becoming a vtuber
Wat, really?

[Anonymous No.]

Nene bros, keep a real thread alive!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4211398
truly the greatest airhead alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OBj8YzOJY8

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she has given me a fetish for autistic girls

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>>4175605
>>4176287
What was wrong with her old costume?

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>>4094692
As long you can understand, brother. Now take your meds!

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>>4217326
It was chinese inspired. Even her backstory got retconned. It might have been a good thing in the end because after the new outfit reveal her popularity skyrocketed