/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>destroyed the CN branch
>makes zhangs seethe
>shaves pubes on stream
>gets stoned on stream
>is the glue that holds Hololive together
>comes up with the best video series ideas
>exposed the worst HoloEN as a fraud and a poser

Is she, dare I say, /our girl/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
Why, yes. That does sound fairly based to me!

[Anonymous No.]

Get ready for the Zhangs to come in here

[Anonymous No.]

Always has been

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
it is time anon we have no girl, everybody hate us

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
>gets stoned on stream
Anyone got details on this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
*ahem* FUCK Calli-chan and FUCK yagoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083726
She took sleeping pills but couldn't fall asleep still so she started a stream. They kicked in and you can guess the result.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you mean? She was cute on that collab

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking kneel to Coco for exposing Mori the way she did

[Anonymous No.]

>exposed the worst HoloEN as a fraud and a poser
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcW75aH5WXE

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083734
>LET'S FUCK YAGOO TOGETHER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083726
>mfw it's true

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
I LOVE THIS BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

how did she expose kiara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083959
It would look bad on the HoloEN management if they allowed Vshojo collabs but no Coco collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
>Exposed the worst HoloEN as a fraud and poser
If I watch that archive and its just awkwardness and cringe I'm gonna come back here and slap you drama queens across the face.

[Anonymous No.]

It was kind of like when Suisei overwhelms Aqua except that Suisei didn't say that Aqua was acting like a crackhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084262
It's rrats claiming that Mori doesn't do her HoloJP reps.

[Anonymous No.]

To me this expression says "Jesus Christ what am I doing with my life?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
>>gets stoned on stream
It was just sleeping pills, she'd get deported and unpersoned if she actually got stoned publicly in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

“Comes up with the best video series ideas” yes Reddit reviews the pinnacle of ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083750
Not stream , just recorded footage

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
>>shaves pubes on stream
wow haha that sounds weird do you have a link for me to confirm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084419
>she'd get deported and unpersoned if she actually got stoned publicly in Japan.
Weed grows wild and free up in Hokkaido. If you get busted possessing it they'll publicly shame you but I think we've established that Coco is incapable of being shamed.

[Anonymous No.]

She exposed Kiara? How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084337
What? No.
It's about Amelia claiming to like small titty and then liking big titty art on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
>exposed the worst HoloEN as a fraud and a poser
And for that, I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
>>shaves pubes on stream
>>shaves pubes
Disappointing

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084400
she just wanted the music fame nothing else more

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336

Coco has always been the best talent and todays stream really showed the gap between someone like Coco who actually has charisma and someone like calli who I guess exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084497
>they'll publicly shame
No, you actually go to prison for five fucking years, independent of the amount, and if you're in the show business, you get ousted. Forever. Even just the suspicion of possession gets you ousted.
Cover would drop her immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084548
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
I miss CN but otherwise I'm with you. Mori sucks tbqh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084497
>>4084594
He's right, asian countries don't fuck around with weed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084529
Amelia isn't the worst though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084651
Extremely based

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084529

The only people who like small tiddy are people who haven't yet seen big tiddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084400
shhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084590
Was it that bad? I mean I watched the beginning seemed like she just didn’t say anything.

[Anonymous No.]

This stream just showed how great of an entertainer Coco is. The guest can be a literal dead log and she can still make it funny.
The part where she said "Let's fuck Yagoo" and Calli was all like" No no no wait wait!!" and Coco just kept repeating it louder and louder was just fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084911
That is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
I kneel before this very based dragun

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084445
Have you seen asacoco? Some of the commercials in that show was really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084916
I think her collabing with a picture was training for this.

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>>4084911
It was kinda awkward at the beginning because Calli was obviously extremely nervous and didn't have anything funny to say, but it seems like Coco got that really fast and proceed to push Calli by asking her questions directly, if Calli remained silent she just pushed a weirder question causing Calli to sperg out her response which was funny.

[Anonymous No.]

I kneel to whoever makezhangs seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
>destroyed the CN branch
Fucking slut
As much as i hate this bitch her actions are excruciatingly massive

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiara had to make a long exposition in her channel as to why she wants to collab with Coco just so she doesn't make the chinkoids mad.
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4085197
Keep Deflecting

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
chinks just destroyed it themselves. very typical chink cycle like cultural revolution. ofc also this goes for amerimutts doing the degenerate woke revolution.

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>>4084911
It was fine by the end of it. People keep forgetting that the only two ENs with any kind of social skills are Ina and Kiara.

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>>4084911
I'm at the haachama/dio meme in the VOD righ now and goddamn, it's awkward. Hope it gets better by the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
BASED AF

[Anonymous No.]

>>4085144
Mongoloid autisti chinkfags destroyed the CN branch, Coco is blameless.
If you want to call someone a fucking slut, direct your shit eating mouth towards your fellow countrymen insects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
>>comes up with the best video series ideas
???
I hope you wasnt talking about meme review op...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084548
Bush chads, assemble!

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>>4084445
>>4087314
https://youtu.be/5Y6EtCT0mug
https://youtu.be/zfsLDlsUJeM
https://youtu.be/3p3V348kJMw
https://youtu.be/RMQCSHOQBRA
https://youtu.be/mSqu935G33k
https://youtu.be/BCj9rvPiV2U
https://youtu.be/7q0EdHdob2E
https://youtu.be/yMRM4Zl2X98
https://youtu.be/rZx_fT2_Te0
https://youtu.be/vqWuHD0r8Ww
https://youtu.be/XKdf5dzgSc4
https://youtu.be/ZeAe0ScsXAU
https://youtu.be/Ny7CBKKQu8Y
https://youtu.be/AVjiJw9YdGc

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084400
>>4084875
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084262
It's Mori totally no-selling everything, mumbling non-responses in a dead voice and Coco openly shitting on her for it and saying outrageous things to get a better reaction out of her.
>Is she always like this?
>You're acting like a crackhead
>Let's fuck Yagoo! Let's fuck him together!

[Anonymous No.]

>/vt/ claiming reddit woman to be their girl
Seems about right

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084651
>>4084764
Based. Fuck potheads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084651
Botan literally jokes about growing weed, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>4087820
Shit Coco picked for Mori to laugh at didn't deserve even that much. It was fucking terrible, and what Mori did was the best anyone could do.

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>>4088627
>what Mori did was the best anyone could do.
She didnt do ANYTHING. She couldn’t even fake laugh. Even literal retards are capable of laughing at something unfunny to be polite.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you retards hate Mori so much? I think the cringe is endearing.

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>>4083336
This made me dislike the redditdoragon if anything. There's taking the piss and then there's taking it too far, this was the latter.
t. Teamate

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/danielzimcoy/status/1396312395635732490

He's right, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4087280
I mean youre a bugman as much as the chinks are for trying to fight literal colony tribal wars, just kill yourself, plus coco is a retard whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>4088627
>anon thinks doing nothing is the best anyone can do
should be a banner

[Anonymous No.]

>>4088705
everyone knows you hate coco, chink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4088983
Not a chink and i don't hate Coco, but after today I dislike her somewhat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4088660
You would complaining about her fake laugh as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4088627
In all fairness, if you grew up on 4chan and were conditioned to hate everything Reddit produces it's very difficult to pretend laugh at the criminally bad jokes featured in the series

[Anonymous No.]

>>4088660
She was laughing though, as much as she could without sounding completely fake. And even if she didn't, why in the name of fuck should she be laughing? Are meme reviews supposed to be meme reviews, or Coco's Vanity Hour where various people come in to validate her retarded sense of humor? Would you laugh at shit like pic-related for an hour straight?
And calling Mori a crackhead is going too far. The girl was obviously uncomfortable, and that wasn't even her fucking fault. Why even bother inviting an English speaker to your show if you're still planning on explaining everything to them like they're a Japanese girl who never visited Reddit before? Calli was trying to act as politely as she could, even quietly mentioning that she saw some of these memes before and knows what they're about, while Coco spent the entirety of the show with her head planted firmly up her own ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083750
That's not literal stones then

Call in imam on stream next time

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe she brought up the Cali fart on air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4089019
other jp members are much more aggressive than coco except for seiso ones. .this is why en and jp should be totally separated. eops are triggered fast like angry mobs on twatter, and cant handle anything, while always demanding jp and en collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4088768
>Chilean HoloJP fan
Christ Ayamefag, are you really resorting to posting your own shit here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4089118
>Ayamefag
Who? Global shit? Please dont associate Ayame with shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>4088627
The memes are never funny but you can still try to hold a conversation around it. Like if you're watching a bad movie with someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4089181
You could, but Coco wasn't trying to hold a conversation. She wasn't discussing the memes, she was reading them in dumb voices and then moving along, Calli was not in control of the conversation at any point. She obviously had a set number of images to show and one hour to do it, she wasn't planning for any discussion or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4089097
>starts ranting about eops out of nowhere
Meds, onegai.

[Anonymous No.]

Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>4089027
Zhang or newfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4089355
Nice argument, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4088660
Why are you mad? Did you actually like all the memes or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4089355
Probably zhang, they've been seething about the meme review for a while now and are coming up with more chuuni statements about their glorious crusades with /vt/ being a battleground

[Anonymous No.]

>>4089027
In all honesty, even with the 'bullying' and awkwardness, I really haven't laughed that hard, ESPECIALLY at Meme Review in a long time, and whether it was fair or not, this NEEDED to happen.
Half of Coco's character is pushing envelopes, and trying to create awkward situations, but JPs are much better 'actors' than Mori, and frankly most of the EN girls are in actuality, besides maybe Kiara who can play into skits no matter how awkward things get (just look at Kiara-baby). The shtick for the program has always been "Coco translates Western Memes for Japanese fans/guests" and has been a sort of 'fan appreciation' for the Western fans that has been incredibly popular; however, it can't work in its current format for the EN girls, since translation is useless.
If anything, the funniest parts of the collab were "Are you fucking kidding me?", "I've seen this one 10x before", "Is she always like this?" and "Are you on crack?" The sheer disconnect with how these memes come across, their repetition and overuse, the fact the long, drawn out, repetitive memes with no punchline have themselves BECOME the memes within the fanbase speaks to fans of Coco rather than the jokes themselves.
If she continues with EN girls, which by all indication she will, I have a feeling none of them except for maybe Ina will be as "nice" to the overall memes as Mori was. If it's going to continue, it might be better to turn into a full roast (which Coco already does), since Gura would call out repetitive Flat jokes, Ame will just call out ones she deems are actual shit, and Kiara will most likely taunt them and go after Coco herself to help keep jokes rolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4089301
its a fact that eops know nothing about holo jp and yet they loudly demanded en and jp collabs especially with coco/haato and shitted on covers management. they will no longer though. and thats a good thing.

ollie and moona have been handling collabs with jp members well despite being as shitty at japanese as mori, ollie takes on more aggressive jp members like marine, matsuri, so its just moris fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
If she can get Mori and Kiara kicked out of hololive for being incompetent lazy selfish bitches I will never stop kneeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
>is the glue that holds Hololive together
kek, keep shoving your head up each other asses, cucks

[Anonymous No.]

Coco's content is VShojo levels of garbage, no wonder why she is reclining hard and has to rely on her diarrhea meme reviews to be somewhat relevant in the VTuber community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4090103
>for being incompetent lazy selfish bitches
But Mori is hardly any of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4090986
Yea, tell them brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>4089027
>And calling Mori a crackhead
based stacy dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
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[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
punchable face

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
Yes. I knew Coco was on a completely different level since her first days of Asacoco. Even though I barely watch her streams nowadays, she's still my oshi for a good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4089027
>And calling Mori a crackhead is going too far
muh feelings...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
>>4083734
>>4083764
The fuck did I miss? I couldn' catch that stream

[Anonymous No.]

>shaves her pubes on stream
what? i don't watch reddit dragon, is she actually this based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4092660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eple4P1a_2A

She is

[Anonymous No.]

>>4085144
t.Zhang

[Anonymous No.]

>>4089369
Isn't Coco's fault that Mori was speechles, why she accepts a collab where you don't speak anything at all baka

[Anonymous No.]

well that was a stream. not much else to say about it.

[Anonymous No.]

hnnggg

[Anonymous No.]

>>4085144
She accidentally showed taiwan in her analytics and the chinks got pissed, fuck em

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083874
Oh, I actually thought she got rocks thrown at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>4089027
You're right, Mori is a successful enough rapper she should do actual cocaine instead.
Or over the counter cough medicine? I can't keep track of rapper fads.

[Anonymous No.]

taiwan is an independant country. fuck china.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
>I can make YOU pregnant

what a chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>4095751
She did, she was just too stoned to notice/react.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure which is cringier the stream or the dadposters

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084972
Accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>4089281
This is such utter bullshit, it's a ONE ON ONE conversation, she could jump in anytime and Coco gave her plenty of space to respond. Coco going full steam ahead is BECAUSE Cali has no fucking skills and was completely brain fried within 5 seconds of the collab. This girl cannot handle any sort of pressure, really? She's a rapper!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>disgusting whore friends with actual pornstars who is going to ruin hololive with vshojo collabs
The chinks were right about her. Cocofags are whore loving redditors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4088627
Considering she always sounds like she is acting... she is still not a very good actor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4096544
When the sus imposter anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4096538
If it was a conversation, why didn't Coco speak in English? Why flip-flop between two languages?
>This girl cannot handle any sort of pressure, really?
She can handle herself well when she's comfortable. It's Coco's fault for inviting her kouhai to a collab, and not trying to adapt even a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4089027
She isn't explaining the memes to Mori, she is explaining them to the multilingual audience you dumb wannabe chink.
>And calling Mori a crackhead is going too far
No wonder some people hate the EN branch with retards like you

[Anonymous No.]

by god I can't get through this thing. I'm half amazed that coco can act like she finds this shit funny half horrified at calli being calli

[Anonymous No.]

>>4096698
>Why flip-flop between two languages?
First time?
>It's Coco's fault for inviting her kouhai to a collab
It was Calli who asked for a collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4096823
>It was Calli who asked for a collab.
please be true

[Anonymous No.]

>>4095559
Who's this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4096698
>If it was a conversation, why didn't Coco speak in English? Why flip-flop between two languages?
"Why are Japanese people watching a collab hosted on a Japanese member's channel lmao?"
You mutts are hopeless

[Anonymous No.]

>>4096823
>First time?
No, but it was her first time with an actual English speaker, who has an English-speaking audience larger than Coco's audience. There was no reason to use Japanese or poke fun at Mori's Japanese.
>It was Calli who asked for a collab.
She went on record saying that she never asks for collabs with her senpais, she's too shy for that. Same with other ENs, except for Kiara. Coco most likely approached her after getting the green light from Mori's manager, she was always more interested in Mori than other ENs.
>>4096913
There were like 5 English viewers for each Japanese viewer. It wasn't a normal stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4097041
>she never asks for collabs with her senpais
https://youtu.be/xm0m0RZp44s?t=48

[Anonymous No.]

>>4097041
You don't even watch Calli lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>4097191
So it was Coco's idea to do this meme review after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4092548
It's mostly hyperbole, but Calli wasn't being active enough by Coco's standard (and clearly also /vt/'s standard). So Coco just started throwing shit out at her like "let's fuck yagoo together" and if I remember correctly also something about impregnation etc to get reactions.

It was good kino and based. I don't really blame Calli since she was clearly nervous, and it got better by the end. Fun stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>4096544
fuck off zhang, Melody isnt the reason anyone hates vshojo

[Anonymous No.]

I know you guys won’t like to hear this, but the meme review with Kiara will be the best one. I don’t even like Kiara, but I think they will have the best chemistry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
Last night was fucking kino cringe. I was laughing my ass off, not because of the memes, those were shit as always, but seeing Calli freeze-panic and Coco throwing cringe at her like a fucking machine-gun was gold, all of it in front of 70k+ people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084972
two pictures and a statue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4097454
Kiara would fucking destroy Coco. The difference between Calli and Coco is the same as the difference between Coco and Kiara but in the opposite direction. Kiara is the kind of person who could demand a collab from Fubuki on stream and not bat an eyelid, Coco could only dream of such Stacy energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4097598
>giga stacy
she cries because her song is a FLOP. dumb coward with shit personality, that's why she will never be popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>4097598
>Coco could only dream of such Stacy energy
She literally fingered Marine on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4097701
That's part of her Stacy persona. She gets 1 million views, and that's still not enough for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4097731
Sauce? Not for any rrat purposes just have my dick out already so might as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
>exposed the worst HoloEN as a fraud and a poser
''sigh'' Time to go watch some lame reddit memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4097786
https://streamable.com/rr1s3q

[Anonymous No.]

>>4096544
Coco has actually earned the right to collab with whoever she pleases, unlike Kiara and Ollie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4097786
It was a victim of the permissions arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4097888
> Trips and sauce

[Anonymous No.]

I like China.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4097918
>it's okay when Coco does it!
This board's boner for her is fucking ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4096544

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>>4097888
God this is hotter than the time Connor fingered Ollie on stream.
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>finally tried to ask youtube if they can help with the spam.
>they respond with "just report lol"

Fucking YouTube is such a fucking joke sometimes I swear. It wouldn't be half the problem if the fucking slow mode ACTUALLY WORKED.
You know there's not even a captvha for account creation on this shithole site?

[Anonymous No.]

>everything i dont like is a zhang!
reminds me of a another orange fanbase
both pathetic. hope some chink kills her

[Anonymous No.]

>>4098062
What the fuck is the point of this gay false-flagging when there's already earnest antis everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4098052
And one email can make like 10 youtube accounts for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084533
She hasn't done anything like that, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084400
when your rigging is too that backfires

[Anonymous No.]

>>4098260
and if i'm correct one account can make 50 channels

[Anonymous No.]

>>4084445
>>4087314
holy newfag moly. EN really was a mistake huh

[Anonymous No.]

MORE THREADS!!!!! WE NEED MORE THREADS ABOUT MORI AND COCO MEME REVIEW!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083494
>>4084626
>>4084764
>>4084926
>>4086307
>>4088034
>>4089306
>>4091398
>>4092660
>>4097335
>>4097927
based on what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4098412
Based on amount given fucks and tears of idolfags / purityfags / snowflakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>4087314
>>4084445
He meant Asacoco 1.0, not the meme review.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4089027
>>4089472
You seriously expect me to read that whole wall of text, reddit niggers? Back you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>4097888
o-ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>4098412

[Anonymous No.]

>>4097888
Isn't funny what you can get away with when people just assume it's yuribaiting?
imagine the smell of that finger

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
>is the glue that holds Hololive together
that's marine, dumbass.
>>4084262
there isn't a worst holoEN yet. wait for gen2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4099526

[Anonymous No.]

>>4099582
>imagine the smell of that finger
every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>4085144
>>destroyed the CN branch
>Fucking slut
seethe, dilate, and cope, and seethe again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4088777
do you want to attempt that english sentence again mr west taiwanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4104405
You niggers think that anyone that thinks that your oshi is a retarded dumb slut is chinese

[Anonymous No.]

>>4085144
this
she's the reverse of fbk

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
cover should have graduated CN AND her

[Anonymous No.]

>>4085144
>destroyed the CN branch
good

[Anonymous No.]

>>4085144
I don't like Coco very much as a performer but anyone that has the iron gonads to tell China to fuck itself has my respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083563

[Anonymous No.]

>>4088768
he looks like a fucking egg, my sides

[Anonymous No.]

Have either Coco or Mori mentioned the stream since?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4085144
Fuck chinks, nothing of value was lost.

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>>4105999

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>>4106073
yeah, Mori commented on herself being a nervous wreck doing it, but she was happy Coco went in rather than being intimidated of the fake cool aura like most other senpai
she found it refreshing and a reason to do better in their next collab (which they're already planning)

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>>4097888
What do the tweets even say

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>>4106216
Mori likes being put in her place

That’s hot

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>>4097967
Do you know the meaning of "earned"?

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>>4106410
she does, it's actually a fairly consistent part of her character
when she plays games with deadbeats she also asks them to stomp her without holding back

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Haven't been keeping up with her but why did she stop doing Asacoco?

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>>4106073
it has literally been less than a day anon Mori talked about it on her members only stream

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>>4099526
>>4102356
damn lol

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>>4083910
I've seen a lot of crazy shit from Coco, but that caught me off guard.

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>>4097888
what the fuck

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>>4083336
>exposed the worst HoloEN as a fraud and a poser
I have to admit, I'm intimidated by her sheer BOSS aura. She does whatever the fuck she wants and keeps going. She did exactly what was deserved, she took Mori down a peg, so much for the I'm too cool for this, idols are cringe rapper wigger. She got btfo by an edgy shitposting idol.
>calls Mori a crackhead on stream
>prompts Mori for a response
>Mori can only eek out f-f-f-f-f-fuck it....
>Coco goads it on and goes haha yeah LETS f-f-f-FUCK YAGOOO YEAH!!!! LETS FUCK YAGOO!!
>Mori spills spaghetti over herself
>Deadbraps think this is part of her likeability and charm
>In actuality its exposing the wigger for her lack of on-air mic skills and lack of japanese speaking skills (which she supposedly took classes for)
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH
DEADBRAPS KNEEL
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH

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>>4106556
she also mentioned it in a public SC read at the end of her Everhood stream
overall she's just happy about being able to do stuff with Coco and wants to do more, she loves Kaichou regardless of some lil ribbing

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>>4097383
>when the actual stripper is less of an annoying skank than other vshoujo girls

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>>4106832
>>Deadbraps think this is part of her likeability and charm
and she'll get away with it
again

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>>4106972
Hey deadbrap no one takes your wigger rapper seriously. Also keep calling her DAD she totally loves it and doesn't despise you!

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>>4107031
you seem annoyed by my enjoyment
sadly, it will not stop me from enjoying myself

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>>4087820
first of all, Mori is a weeb not an anime otaku; she does not hang out on image boards or watch anime, or cruise reddit. She's completely out of touch with most of the vtuber community. Furthermore she's not a gamer, has very little interest in games. she plays games as a requirement of her job, but you can tell she has little to no interest in it unless she can find some way to make her stupidly lame sense of humor to give herself some fun with it.

So Calli, amusingly reacted to those meme's exactly like you'd expect a normie dying of second hand cringe would react. the most life in her voice during that was when Coco said "this is about the quality of the memes we'll see today" to which Calli reacted in disbelief like "bullshit, they can't all be this terrible?! you're kidding right?"

the only times she had any interest in the memes were the ones she could make sense of, then you got some feedback (kiara being pregnant entertained her more then any other, hence he rather snappy and lively reaction)

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>>4106073
If Coco saw the backlash she would have another meltdown like before

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>>4083336
if you put it that way then yeah kaichou is pretty based

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>>4084445
>there are newfags who never watched Asacoco live

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>>4089472
>Gura would call out repetitive Flat jokes
Gura's a sassy girl and full on meme queen when she wants to be, I really really look forward to her ripping these things apart.

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>>4097888
No way that really happened. What do the tweets say?

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>>4106216
Thats because Coco is a real Chad, she saw through the faker poser persona. Its like when someone who thinks they're badass actually meets a badass and gets intimidated. Mori got exposed and humiliated, Coco thought she was up against someone on her level, but realized Mori was a weakling. She smelled blood in the water and went after her,
>You look like a crackhead
>You didn't understand anything I just said did you?
>LETS FUCK YAGOO!!! LETS FUCK YAGOO!!
Mori got 1-upped hard, in all honesty, idk how Mori continues with her senpais. Deadbraps are paypigs who think it went well and thought she did great, but even Mori knows it was a massive embarassment.
The JP audience thought Mori was the cool, intimidating one of HoloEN but that facade just got shattered by the dragon. Mori was whimpering and couldn't win over her senpai, she was more of a punching bag than anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-eePqG0b1w
Last night was the equivalent to this, Coco is CroCop and Mori is Wanderlei.
Mori
>thinks shes too cool for the room
>thinks herself a bad ass
>thinks herself a talented rapper
>swears a lot and sounds like she takes no shit from anyone
>grew up in a nice happy go lucky Texas suburb
Coco
>Actually faced nonstop gov't approved harassment from Zhangs
>Only broke down because she was too strong for too long
>bounced back even stronger
>Grew up in niggerville Atlanta
>lasers hair off her body live
>says faggot and retard unabashedly
>Top tier on-air mic skills, can effortlessly entertain.

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>>4107458
Half of Mori's content is self-deprecating. Weird take.

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>>4107074
Sane post.
>>4107098
I do think she likes some games, just not the ones she ends up playing on stream most of the time. She seemed pretty immersed in Omori outside of skipping all side quests in the marathon stream. And today's stream seemed alright. I'd say enjoyable ingame music, if nothing else, is a big selling point to her. And it's clear she played some RPGmaker / JRPGs and fighting games in the past. But I can believe that she simply does not care about the gaming part most of the time or simply doesn't have the kind of personality to exude enjoyment or excitement even if she "enjoys" what she is doing.

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>>4106305
>>4107448
Marines says something like:
>I spent a (sexual) night with Coco, I have muscle pains still

Coco's is similar to:
>I spent the night flirting with Marine

I cant actually find these tweets though on their accounts from my quick search.

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>>4107031
>Hey deadbrap no one takes your wigger rapper seriously
And that concerns them how exactly?

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>>4107458
Have you seen a single Mori stream? Hell, have you seen any Coco streams beyond a few clips?

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>>4107458
right leg hospital, left leg cemetery

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>>4083336
>>comes up with the best video series ideas
I would seriously rather watch the entire live action alvin and the chipmunk series than another reddit meme review.

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>>4107458
>CroCop vs Wandelei
Actually a solid comparison

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>>4107573
Want to know the best part? Coco does the same constantly.

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>>4109511
newfag

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>>4106832
Or maybe Coco is just a fucking cunt with no self-awareness. If I were in Mori's shoes I would have felt uncomfortable. Kiara would not stand for that shit and set her straight.

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>>4109811
Kiara would start crying, did you not see the minecraft collab where everyone told her to shut up and she just went silent and stopped talking?

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>>4109876
She grew some backbone as time went on though.

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>>4095877
Yeah, Mori is such a successful rapper she moved to Japan and joined an idol company that specializes in anime avatars

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>>4109961
>source:trust me bro
She gets shit on and starts crying and moping constantly

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>>4110039
Her calling out gatekeepers isn't growing a backbone?
Her openly shitting on Blizzard's censorship BS isn't growing a backbone?
Her saying "nigga" and not making a public statement on twitter about it out of fear isn't growing a backbone?
Her laughing and being smug over Twitch being pathetic over the word "simp" isn't growing a backbone?
She's grown as a streamer and whatever banter she can take, she can dish it back just as hard.

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>>4098033
sauce?

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>>4107458
based.

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>>4102356
right here Ayamefriend!!!!!

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>>4107458
Im not too into this vtuber scene but you seem to feel like you have a lot to prove

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>>4109811
If Kiara calls Coco out on her garbage unfunny memes I'll buy her membership and never talk shit about her ever again.

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>>4107107
Just hurts

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>>4110319

Pure Gigastacy energy

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>>4107458
When did Coco say faggot?

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>>4111515
>her garbage unfunny memes
anonchama?

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>>4084911
Of course not. Quit listening to falseflagging retards. Mori did fine and I GUARANTEE any of the other ENs besides maybe Kiara would've acted a lot worse.

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>>4088768
This is what you retards sound like.

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>>4084875
STOPPU

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>>4112240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNIBQvfNvcI

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>>4083542
Nah, Calli's hot mic statement: "Fuck 'em" should be enough to keep them away

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>>4088667
not everyone can relate to being an uncanny valley robot pretending to be human.

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>>4088705
Coco had to work with what she had. If Mori couldn't be anything more than a punching bag, a punching bag she would be used as.

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>>4083874
What a legend.

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>>4089027
>as much as she could without sounding completely fake

I don't know of anything she can do without sounding completely fake

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>>4109876
I love that moment.
https://youtu.be/NS3_sNTwIRw&t=5295

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>>4097191
well that's embarrassing

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>>4097949
China best gurl

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>>4105911
She's spent all her based tokens and is skating on thin ice

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>>4114132
and people ask why we hate kiara so much.

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>>4114835
what. because of bad first impressions?

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>>4114888
when are these "first" impressions going to end? When is she finally going to shit her pants completely, so that there's no more shit left in her?

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>>4113652
The hot mic at the end was the icing on the cake. It also destroys the rrats about her being on the verge of a breakdown.
If she were even one tenth as "destroyed" by Coco as you shizos imagine, she wouldn't be making casual small talk off-air, she would have just hung up immediately.

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>>4115691
>she would have just hung up immediately

anon, she's socially functional, she knows what politeness is and that it's required at work. take your meds

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>>4084590
>really showed the gap between someone like Coco who actually has charisma
I agree with this.
in a collab with over 70k people watching and its a type of stream where one person is showing jokes to other person.

even if you do not like it, you atleast communicate something, no need to laugh. but she was like a dead fish and coco had to carry it after by making fun of calli else it would be dead air

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD-psZSFIVw
Sneed.

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>>4083336
When did she shave her pubes on stream?

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>>4115792
Clearly, you've not dealt with many women who are feeling offended, but hiding it for public appearance.
I guarantee, their tone when they're not aware of outside listeners isn't anything like what we heard from that hot mic.
The woman had fun and your theories to the contrary are pure fantasy.

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>>4084400

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>>4089027
>And calling Mori a crackhead is going too far.
this was the funniest part, you retard
have you watched asacoco?

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>>4114132
what a bitch kek
no wonder kfp defend her so hard, she cant take a fucking joke

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>>4116204
except there was an outside listener: Coco is not her close friend

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>>4116635
not only was she the only one whining from halfway onwards, she even tried to barricade half of the team in a fit of rage

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>>4114132
that flat "no one cares" cracks me up

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>>4106452
>Do you know the meaning of "earned"?
I would not be surprised if the equivalent word has been erased from the Chinese vocabulary.
Because, y'know, communism.

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>>4116797
compare that to the trinity MC collab where the whole stream was just /comfy/ and girls talking to each other and chat with a sunrise and the explosion.

adding to it, the recent collabs without kiara were all great. shows that kfp actually lie when they say kiara carries the collabs, that got proven wrong very quickly when all their best collabs were kiara staying silent or kiara not being there.

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>>4084493
Just search "Coco shaves" on youtube

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>>4083336
>her roomate wants to stream in twitch
but I thought she was based...

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>>4106832
>Deadbraps think this is part of her likeability and charm
I mean it is. Even the normalfags who watch her like it.

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>>4106832
>Mori spills spaghetti over herself
ngl that's probably the cutest thing I've ever seen Calli do

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I mean it not like Coco was acting out of character, Cali knew what she was getting into and she choked. This is like the bad ending to 8 Mile.

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>>4121082
Anon this was a video reviewing shitty memes.

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>>4096544
Your first mistake was thinking I don't love whore vtubers.

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>>4089472
I fully expect Kiara to exploit the hell out of Coco flirting with Mori for content. Gearing up for angry chicken.

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>>4089027
I wonder who your oshi is

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>>4107458
based retard

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>>4121165
Coco has made this a series with other JP guests. All Cali had to do was watch the latest one to get a feel for how Coco behaves.

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You guys need to stop bullying Calli. Even if she has no place in Holo, that doesn’t mean she isn’t entertaining. Her cringe is so endearing and her model always spazzes out like she’s having a seizure. I don’t particularly like her but I wouldn’t say I hate her. She’s entertaining in a sad kind of way

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Why do people hate Coco? She's great.

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>>4098062
t. zhang
Take your meds.

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>>4097888
>>4097786
>>4097731
>She literally fingered Marine on stream.
>>4097598

Kiara literally needs to rape the sperg out of Calli. Stalking and writing Heart Challenger songs for Calli ain't gonna fix that Andy Milonakis sounding bitch.

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>>4121660
Coco's one of those people you either love or hate. She's lewd, rude, and highly energetic. She takes zero shit from anyone but deals it out with reckless abandon.

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>>4121869
The only people who hate her are zhangs.

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>>4121528
Anon Mori is clearly aware of Coco's antics. It was like the big reason why she was so nervous. I literally have no idea what you were expecting if you were at least partially aware of how Mori is in general, even if you're just a clipwatcher.

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>>4121993
It’s like people have no concept of a “straight man”. It’s the same reason Subaru is so integral to Hologra. Not everyone is a wild card, there has to be someone to contrast that energy or else it has no meaning.

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>>4121549
Cali's talent lies in her music. That's what she did before and it's her strongest skill today still. But there's so much more to being a Hololive Vtuber/idol than what Cali brings to the table. Even in that interview on Trash Taste months ago she recognised she wasn't cut to be an idol. And yet here she is today taking up 1 out of 5 of the HoloEN spots. I don't hate Cali and I'm not entertained by most of her non-music content. I just feel being a vtuber wasn't the right move for it. If she just wants to build more rapport for her music then she's going to have to bear the criticism for the other parts of the job that she's not doing well.

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>>4121528
She knows how Coco behaves and that was one of the reasons why she was so nervous and didn't sleep because of it.

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>>4083336

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>>4122071
>then she's going to have to bear the criticism for the other parts of the job that she's not doing well.
If there is one woman out there that can take criticism Mori is the one.

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Calli did one thing, that no other Reddit Shitpost guest had done: initiate the "Next Meme" chant before Coco does. That's because she wanted to get past the pregnancy one ASAP.

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>>4106832
>calls Mori a crackhead on stream
I have still not recovered from this, kek

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>>4122159
It was the only funny meme of the night, and Callie btfo'd herself.

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>>4091416
wait why do zhangs hate Bennet Foddy?

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>>4122820
He owns a 200 acre palatial estate in Taiwan.

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>>4083336
mori is the average western nihilistic retard on the internet its not surprising at all

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>>4122931
all of holoEN*

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>>4096544
based and true
this board is filled with retarded brainwashed americans uncapable of thinking outside their pov

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>>4122084
BASED

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>>4083336
More like
>the best HoloEN finally broke the illusion that her shitty series is entertaining by refusing to go along with the act

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>can't read the word plateau

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>>4122931
>nihilistic
Nah, it is just her autism.

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>>4123146
>the best HoloEN
no.
Calliope "can't Stream for shit" Mori did the same half ass retarded shit she does all the time with Kiara. That she does with Gura, and Ina. Just go watch those collabs. Kiara spends so much of her own stream time hyping up Mori "the retarded can barely rap Reaper" Calliope on meme fuel because she knows if no one did the work for Calli, she would already be gone.
And really, for someone like Boring Mori who wants to be a rapper so bad, maybe she should actually focus on putting content out to reflect that instead of flavor of the week "whats hololive steaming today" content that she clearly isn't interested in.
brapping reaper is one of the weakest streamers in hololive.

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>>4123886
you will never be a streamer

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How are deadbraps holding up after the absolute anal probing their oshi got yesterday?

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>>4084972
kek

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>>4123980
and she'll never be a rapper.
and you'll never see her rl tits to jerk off to.

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>>4124078
This has nothing to do with streaming.

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>>4123886
>maybe she should actually focus on putting content out to reflect that
She does though. She does one song a month and just made second EP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4106930
american women truly are impressive, in a way, managing to out-whore literal whores

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>>4124078
>and she'll never be a rapper.
Getting birthday callouts from some of the most respected rappers in the American rap world, and having her singles top the rap charts means she already is.
She doesn't matter if you like her music, the metrics that the rap world cares about call you a faggot.

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>>4106930
>stripper
Dude she blasts her pussy on chaturbate, calling her a stripper is disrespectful to the entertainment she provides.

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>>4123886
>That she does with Gura, and Ina
But her latest collabs with them were fine.

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>>4107098
>loves Bloodborne, is her favorite game
>very little interest in games
Please be more creative with your lies

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>>4089027
not much of a mori watcher, but i don't get her doing the cool rapper thing on one side while being so prude on the other.

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is even more autistic than mori

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>>4124328
You still don't get it? It is the gap moe why people like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4090103

Not liking Kiara and Mori is one thing, but if you think they're the lazy ones of EN, I would really like 8 of whatever you're smoking

[Anonymous No.]

>>4121440
Miko

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>>4124120
You realize you're on a board for talking about virtual streamers right?
>>4124142
One song a month. You said it not me.
>>4124171
go seethe and dilate. your previous little rapper got a call out from a request to the rapper. she wasn't spotted and known, so she got a shout out. Congratulations, some deadbleat went and tweeted at someone during an interview iirc and got them to do it.
Hell of a comeback. Even Mori "3 bar star" Calliope has her own "fans" doing more work for her supposed dream career of being super kawaii rapper then what she does.

She can't freestyle, which means she can't battle rap, which means she can't actually rap. Thats not my opinion, thats the opinion of every rap artist since the 1980s. Thats the metric as you put it.

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>>4124400
Okay, so in your opinion what she should do to improve?

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>>4084533
i thought she collabed with mori, not kiara

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>>4124400
>which means she can't battle rap
To be fair, her music is more inspired by J-rap with really doesn't have that kind of culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4083336
>Let's fuck Yagoo.
>Let's FUCK Yagoo!
>Let's fuck him together!

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>>4096544
woah there you don't have to be that rude to kiara-- OHH

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>>4084400
Is this meant to imply she's disgusted at being drawn as a baby or is it reminding her she has not started a family yet and the clock is ticking

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>>4124451
this isn't a help her be better thread. this is a >>4083336 thread.

The fact that Calli has become center point is only because of shitposting.

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>>4083780
The newest rrat, fresh from brainlet central. Coco and Calli can’t have simple banter - it’s some ulterior motive to expose her.

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>>4124643
Your post kind of implies Calli participated in said banter and she didn't just take it like the autistic bitch she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4124451
https://youtu.be/-u3Yl2816No

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>>4124686
No, it is just that people are trying to make this bigger thing than it is.

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>>4124851
NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, COCO HAS PROVEN THAT MORI IS AUTISTIC, SOMETHING THAT DEADBEATS HAVE ALWAYS DENIED SINCE THE START, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ANON THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS EVENT.... WE FINALLY DID IT... WE HAVE FINALLY PROVEN WHAT THE DEADBEATS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO HIDE SO MUCH AL THESE MONTHS... TRULY... THIS IS A VICOT.RY........

[Anonymous No.]

>>4114132
Based

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>>4083336

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>>4124171
>some of the most respected rappers in the American rap world
Who?

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>>4083336
>>shaves pubes on stream
dude what

[Anonymous No.]

>>4107458
do you know what acting is

[Anonymous No.]

>>4126852
https://youtu.be/IavfI7lI-LU

[Anonymous No.]

>>4127106
what the fuck is wrong with vtubers

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>>4127155
I take it you never saw Matsuri and Tamaki's pee holding streams