/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

I'm literally gonna marry Miori Celesta

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797104
Sorry OP, but I can't let you marry my girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

I'm literally fucking her as I write this.

[Anonymous No.]

>will be forced to graduate by her parents soon
Sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797104
>her parents block your path
Say goodbye anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797241
>>40797279
Don't watch tsunderia qrd on the parents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797317
Asian parents who want her to pursue a real career

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797241
>>40797279
She seems pretty confident now that it'll just be a hiatus instead of a graduation

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797317
will do an indefinite hiatus to continue with her studies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797104
Is that you, Tonya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797423
good. being a virtual BJ isn't a real career.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797241
didnt' she say that she was going to go on break to pursue med school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797426
A sufficiently long hiatus will complelty kill her channel, even if she comes back 90% of her viewers will have moved on and she'll be depressed about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797474
"Hiatus", but there is no way of knowing how long that would be, could be a few months, or until she graduates from med school
But she also said she's not guaranteed to enter med school anyway

[Anonymous No.]

Hiatus means EN3
EN3 means Irys will get cucked

[Anonymous No.]

>miori
>managing to finish fucking med school
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798127
Too much of a menhera for Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798388
That didn't stop anyone. She does not have autistic game choices so it's not like permissions are going to put a damper on her streams and her best streams are zatsus anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798127
She streams too much for hololive
Also lacks the necessary Y chromosome all new hires need

[Anonymous No.]

The hiatus is actually because she‘s pregnant with my child

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797279
Realistically, how hard would it be to impress my gf's asian parents while not being asian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798858
You need a degree in law to be an asian family's in-law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40799050
I have a STEM degree, is that close enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40799271
What major?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798388
>Too much of a menhera for Hololive
Anon... Being menhera is a requirement to join Hololive.
>>40798557
>She streams too much for hololive
That can be fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40799587
Yeah. Management shenanigans weigh down on streams. I'm sure it's not an EN thing since NijIEN streams a lot and HoloJP also streams a lot, so it must be management specific to HoloEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797462
they can keep saying that when she stuffs their asses in an old folk's home in a few years lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>40799343
engineering

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797104
She's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40799725
>HoloJP also streams a lot
Some of them stream a lot, but a good portion of them stream about as much or less than the mid tier HoloEN girls
See the 2022 q4 hours streamed. More NijiEN reps than HoloJP reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798127
Bae parents also think she's losing her time when she's generating more money than all her family tree in just 1 year, wtf is wrong with asian parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797317
Crazy Koreans making her go to school because neighbors child just bought parents gold toilet.
Or she's gonna be in HoloEn3

[Anonymous No.]

>>40800500
>but what is she going to be doing 10 or 20 years from now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798858
White boy is a big buff on its own. I'm a grease monkey and all the asain girls parents love me

[Anonymous No.]

i just wanna fuck the menhera out of her so she can be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40800375
Fucking vague, you career is some bullshit probably, not fit for becoming husband. Get real job and attitude then you come visit my daughter

[Anonymous No.]

Why are mayocels so desperate to push the lie that asians love cumskins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798486
Funny enough, if any indie would be a good choice for EN3, it would probably be Mio. Her content doesn’t primarily rely on games, and she could help shore up Bae’s attempts to bring JP-style zatsus to HoloEN. Importantly, she’s also an excellent singer, and listening to covers and original songs seems to be a really important way people get recommended streams.
That said, she also does a lot of drunk streams and handcam streams, so not sure how that would go over. And Mio is Nene levels of GFE (the kind of menhera where she’s parasocial for her chat). Not sure how any of that would fit into Hololive. This is all even assuming that Mio would have the balls to take the pile of “fuck you money” from being in Hololive to actually say as such to her parents.

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>>40798127
>>40800820
>>40799587
Mio joining Hololive would be the highest form of hypocrisy in all of vtubing to date, every stream she won't stop talking about how attached she's grown to her fans and how much she loves us, not only that she also says she hates people who lie about that sort of stuff, she also said not long ago that she feels jealous when she sees one of her regulars acting parasocial with another vtuber, which to her would be the equivalent to her having 2 different vtuber personas, 2 different fanbases and acting parasocial with both, she considers that cheating.
Furthermore joining hololive would mean her more parasocial fans would abandon her, sure she would get a ton more just from being in Hololive but being the menhera that she is she wouldn't be able to stand being abandoned.

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>>40801506
I mean HoloJP has some pretty menhera moments don't they? Those girls get drunk as fuck too. Like I get it's different with Mio being with EN but I dunno I don't think it's outside the realm of possibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801441
It's not a complete lie but people do push it way too hard. White and Hispanic are by far the most common interracial relationship, both White Male/Hispanic Female and Hispanic Male/White Female eclipse any other combination, and interracial relationships really aren't as common as people make it out to be. At least, interracial long term relationships.
No one brags about fucking sluts if they're the same race as you, not sure why it becomes a big deal if they're a different race.

[Anonymous No.]

I think the likelihood of Mio actually going to school is a coin toss. Education is important, but there's no way her parents don't notice the fucking money coming in being a small corpo to Indie tuber. Working for a major Japanese corpo would be a badge of honor for them. Especially when the merch money starts rolling in. She's young and 2 or 3 years of Holo would pay for any education pursuit she might want.

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>>40801542
I think Mio might be one of the most ideal candidates for EN3 who hasn’t already been poached by a corpo, but I also agree with you that her menhera and attachment to her chat is probably *why* she’s only ever joined corpos that allowed her to keep her character, and why she’s still an indie.
Couple that with whatever management bullshit makes it so hard to release songs, and I can’t imagine she’d want to join HoloEN.
Mio would probably be perfect for EN3 if she was fine with the drawbacks of joining. But she probably isn’t, and EN3 is far from perfect for her. For HoloEN’s sake, it would be good if she joined. But since I don’t watch HoloEN, for Mio’s sake I hope she doesn’t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803016
HoloEN, as incompetent as they are, would still expedite the production of songs. I remember Miori lamenting about delays and various issues of doing everything by herself so offloading some responsibilities to management would be a boon.

[Anonymous No.]

I just started watching her, do I still have time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803963
you have until May

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798858
Her parents either need to be westaboos, you need to be a lawyer/doctor, or she's old enough that they're desperate for grandkids even if they are mixed children, or she's got other siblings so they can cut her off for being a disappointment disown her while still having other kids who can take care of them in their old age.
Alternatively, she needs to be from a poor country and they just want her to have a better life somewhere else, hopefully with her sending money back to the country to support them.
Or just date an asian girl born from 2nd generation immigrants they don't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797317
She will be bred by a tall (5 foot 7) korean BVLL selected by her parents for his willingness to be a slave and go to med school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797697
But then I'll still be there and then she will be my gf for real instead of just pretend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804063
I don't know why but the thought of Mio marrying a Korean guy makes me really fucking angry, I know it shouldn't because it's normal but for whatever reason it makes me really mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804360
Has she said she has a preference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801441
>korean cuck mad at his women lusting over white men
I am sorry gookanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40800865
>be a wife and mother to one of her oil barrens

>>40800500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFKn1LgSwZk

Just asians

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804558
I think she said she has no preferences at all, the only things that matter are personality and being mentally stable, which is kinda ironic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797104
No you aren't prokr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801441
>>40802111
Latinas fuck better than asian girls and have replaced asian girls. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be immoral to marry Miori to get closer to Bae?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804889
Well she has a lot of personality...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804984
>Latinas fuck better
I dunno mate, your sister was like a dead fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804570
All he has to do is return to the motherland where 97% of the population is korean and suddenly no problems. It's entirely self-inflicted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805071
Mexicans are also moving to Korea, we will also take over korea soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804360
>korean BVLL selected by her parents
Because she is owned by her dad and never had a chance, she has to marry his mahjong buddy's son since he's really autistic and won't get a gf otherwise. Anon never had a chance, he just wasn't gangnam style enough.

[Anonymous No.]

She's a chunky Korean btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804984
I'm hispanic and hate hispanic girls, love Asians though. Love asians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805303
>owned by a dad
Her dad can't even keep his wife, Mio could 100% run all over him if she wanted to

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805330
And that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805330
The chunkieest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804987
Just a little bit, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801542
People who reincarnate as corpo keep their old fanbase you tard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805743
God I want to lick and suck her chunky fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804987
Tfw you’ll never get invited to a threesome with Mio and Bae because they want to fuck each other and just want a male to play with so they can convince themselves it’s not *that* gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805221
Take over what, the groundskeeping market?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805871
Kneel, skinny boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805811
Mio said she won't be telling anyone if she reincarnates

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>>40805743
>>40805833
I’m an Asian male with “girly fingers”, meaning the only point of reference I have most of the time are my own hands. And it means I’ve seen lots of Asian people’s hands.
And yet, I don’t see it. Is it just me? They look fine to me. Hell, this is the first time I’ve ever heard anyone claim that Mio is anything other than thin. Are you all just fucking with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805959
I honestly think that that continent is cursed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806816
There is nothing wrong with the USA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806207
I dunno we have to look at more hands to make a decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806207
My fingers are thinner than Miori's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806978
Those need to be gripping my cock yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806978
>>40807419
Ok, well, I watched some Mio handcam VODs just now, and…I can kind of see it now. AFAIK Mio’s and Lia’s hands seem kind of similar in thickness, and they’re both at that slightly short and stubby level where a girl might feel sensitive about it. But not at the level where you’d think “this girl is fat”.
Completely subjective assessment, though. Definitely not to be taken too seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805330
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807800
Oh, I don't know if she's fat or not, I didn't even look at the rest of her, I just want to lick her chunky fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40800500
Asian parents don't care about the money, they care about the job title. Being able to gloat to the family about what their successful child does for a living. It is all about the family image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806207
She's the one who calls herself fat, but nobody knows what exactly she means by that. She said she's too chubby by Korean standards but considering how fucked up those standards are it tells us basically nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

I once half jokingly called Mio my gf and when she replied to me calling herself my gf I started blushing and smiling like a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797104
You are cycling through all tsuns for your bait threads
Next time will be Purin?
Making Lisa bait always end up Pippa thread within 5 posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806112
No fucking shit you fucking retard, that might be day1 suspension.
Beside you don't even need to tell anyone, in the span of a week all the whole fanbase catches words of the reincarnation

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish this bitch would just debut in EN3 already. They already did a test stream with her and Bae already. LETS GET IT DONE JENMA I KNOW YOU'RE HERE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40800489
jesus kaela with a 100 hour gap to the second place

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805811
The vtuber known as Miori Celesta would stop streaming but her fanbase would still exist, her new vtuber persona would have a new fanbase and even if she saw her old regulars she would need to act as if they were new, it's literally what she criticized a few days ago when talking about her regulars being affectionate with other vtubers, they're both cheating according to her own words.
You wouldn't get it, it's a GFE thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>"GFE" vtuber
>promotes male vtubers and interacts with them on and off stream publically
Schizphrenic whore for a gigacucked fanbase, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801441
I'd rather my cousin marry a white dude than some jungle chink and so would every other east asian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40817291
But she's an indie now.
Actually speaking of Tsunderia, how are they still not dead? I just checked and they have 7 members, but 2 are males and 1 of the girls hasn't streamed in a month apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797104
Good luck OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805330
I couldn’t care less what she looked like, I’d marry her anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>40819651
but I ‘ve fallen in in love with the personality and not the avatar, would that still count as cheating if I‘ve followed her to any new persona?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40820374
>gfe
>is just a drunk whore
I like miori but was never under the impression she's anything more than a normal college chick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810863
Fat asian chick is just big tits white chick. But considering
>america
She'll be 300 pounds in 20 years with her alcohol-heavy diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797104
Then do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797104
Sorry, Mio is MY girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40824470
don‘t worry I‘ll cook healthy delicious meals every day for my soon to be wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798202
the point is not going and succeeding, is going a marrying some nip rape baby their parents pick as suitable lol

[Anonymous No.]

>medschool
its amazing how this missinfo keeps being alive

[Anonymous No.]

QRD on Miori's connection with Bae? Were they colleagues?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40828242
>financing and pushing your kids into higher roles and getting them jobs with your connections so you can guilt them into marrying their favored candidate
I'm not seeing where asians are going wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797104
me first

[Anonymous No.]

>>40830627
do your reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>40822027
They lucked out with Lisa and Amiya being great and carrying the company pretty much on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40824440
You don't follow her on twitter then

[Anonymous No.]

>>40824440
She's as GFE as one can get, she can't go one day without opening up with her chat and saying how much she loves them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797104
Please have lots of babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40830627
>Were they colleagues?
yes, in myholotv
https://www.myholotv.com/talent?category_id=Graduated

[Anonymous No.]

>>40840360
I feel so bad for Mio, she was only 19 when she started vtubing and got screwed over by MyHoloTv hard, her talking about the things she went through because of them during her last debut watchalong made me so sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>40840360
that model looks like such a weird fit for Bae, but I never actually saw her stream so maybe it was less so live

[Anonymous No.]

>>40841249
She used the same rat voice on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40839482
I got a warning for "off-topic" for posting Miori Celesta's (a vtuber who's been active for over 2 years) alt account tweet.
Are jannies for real right now? Do they really only know about Hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40842496
>posting her most personal twitter
should still kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>40842798
If you can't find that twitter you're fucking retarded, it's not like Shondo's private hidden twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>40842915
she usually blocks non regulars that follow that twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>40847319
Wait does that mean she recognizes me? Is that why she also followed me back on her other alt account?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40847702
And you said she wasn't GFE, she stalks you like your gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805155
>All he has to do is return to the motherland where 97% of the population is korean and suddenly no problems. It's entirely self-inflicted.

South Korea's current TFR is 0.8. I don't think anyone's having sex over there, procreative or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40847319
your thinking of bread not girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>40848109
Both lust for each other and are one and the same
Bread is more of a smaller chuubas groomer though

[Anonymous No.]

>>40848162
What does the mirrored FF mean? I see it a lot in Mio's chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40848753
i don't speak korean

[Anonymous No.]

>>40841328
She didn't. She's actually much more comfortable as a rat now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40828242
How does it work in case of SINGLE CHILD and parents divorcing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797104
Sorry OP, but I can't let you marry my girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>40800500
>wtf is wrong with asian parents
Because of the NDA, her parents cannot brag about her to other Asian parents. They don't care about their daughter, only their own social status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40848162
>Let's move in together then
TONYAAAAAA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797104
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40800500
>>40800865
>>40855174
To be fair, there is quite a bit of risk associated with streaming as a long-term career prospect. Among JP/KR/CN parents, the classic concept of the "stable" career is a huge focus in terms of projecting earnings out 10-20 years. While streaming can certainly make good income (moreso Bae in Holo, versus Miori still being a mostly 3view indie who has mentioned her subcount was largely padded by Shorts-only viewers that dont watch streams), it really depends on how high that income gets in terms of abandoning a stable 6 digit salary post-med school.

While we've seen some top Holo JPs show tax returns that indicate million dollar salaries, as Fauna mentioned, Holo EN still isn't making them millionaires overnight. Assuming even something like 200k-300k a year, that still isn't quite "retire before 30" type of money. Even with Mio being an indie with minimal costs (compared to the huge percentage a corp like Holo would take), it is definitely a hard sell to go all-in on a fickle career rather than go with the classic "wageslave for 30 years" perspective.

For reference, in somewhat similar settings, Asian parents are generally hesitant to endorse making a risky 400-500k/year versus a stable 100-150k finance/coding/engineering career, just given longevity of a 20-30 year slow growth, versus a risky startup potentially going boom in 1-2 years. Takes a lot of time to convince parents that retiring pre-30 with a few million in cash is even an option compared to wageslaving for decades (which is a neverending trickle of income that does add up, despite how soul crushing it can be).

>>40804637
>>40800865
>>40830801
>>40847988

Oil baron memes aside, what do you think it would actually take to win the blessings of Mio's parents/papa Rat for Bae?

perhaps 6' non-SEA Asian/white, Ivy League education+"respectable career" in finance/law/medicine, 300k+ income, age <30? While certainly rare, Asian parents know these specs do exist, which they hunt relentlessly

[Anonymous No.]

>>40855174
>NDA
she's an indie now.
but i guess it's going to be hard to explain what being a vtuber is to her boomer parents and their friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857039
If the Sava rrat is to be believed, Nordschizo offered ~$1m for her to go live with him in Norway, and Kawaii are essentially 2 views. If we scale that up to a mid-3/low 4 view like Miori or an actual Holo like Bae, perhaps the standards will be even higher?

Considering all the whales floating around, wouldn't be surprising if there are gachikois who actually do meet that multi-millionaire threshold and would be willing to drop everything for their oshi? Curious what theoretically could be possible for a megawhale who went all-in on groomin their oshi

[Anonymous No.]

Mio isn't in medschool nor ever lived in Canada (she was born on US soil) and still keep getting marshmallows about both missinfos.
Mio parents are edging that divorce and it's not clear if her mom came back home since christmas yet too after fucking off on her own again.
Her dad is a NEET that pass whole days watching netflix right now.
She is the DUFF of her irl normie high school "friend" group

All stuff she said herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858301
And she's my gf
Also something she said herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858301
mamalesta came back last sunday she mentioned in the second viscera vod

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858301
I want fuck Mamalesta

[Anonymous No.]

>>40858301
I refuse to believe Mio is duff material

[Anonymous No.]

WE'RE NUCLEAR

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859379
She's said multiple times she's chubby and has been bullied before for being ugly, personally I couldn't give less of a fuck what she looks like, I'd still date her and call her cute every day of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797448
Tonya belongs to Yuuna. Do try to keep up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798557
>he doesn't know about the celeschlong

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859379
Part of me wants to believe that it’s just her self-esteem issues, because lots of people (especially girls, ESPECIALLY Asian girls) underestimate their own attractiveness. And also, that Asian girls who become vtubers seem to be more attractive on average (to me) than non-Asians, whenever I’ve been forced to see a rm pic without wanting to.
On the other hand, I probably also have a bit of yellow fever (despite being Asian myself…jfc), and I think we’re all imagining a k-pop star or k-drama actor when we all imagine Mio’s rm, since she’s a Korean girl who sings and does gfe.
I honestly don’t know. Given what I’ve seen from her streams, I’d have to imagine she’s not nearly as ugly as she claims, and she’s the only one among her friends who thinks she’s the duff in the group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40800489
>/pkg/ representation
No wonder the algorithm keeps shoving them in my face.

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>>40801542
>joining hololive would mean her more parasocial fans would abandon her
t. someone who has never had any interaction with any of those fans. They want Mio to be successful and start charging some goddamn money for her mixing work and they also love Bae and want to see the two of them back together (more often). Plus a lot of them are (ex-)Tsunderia DDs anyway and joke about NTR (including with Mio, on stream) all the time. No matter how parasocial they look, it's not even remotely your standard unicorn schizo complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805303
All the evidence suggests mom is the one in charge and getting in the way of her dreams, not dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806207
She's thin by burger standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805303
The dad that is a jobless bum watching netflix while the wife has a divorce lawyer on the a direct line?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810947
Yuuna... I didn't realize you were still nostalgic about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40822027
>how are they still not dead?
You cannot kill Tsunderia. Because Tsunderia cannot be killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40820374
Sorry about your inability to compartmentalize, anon. Maybe picrel will help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40830149
qrd with evidence or you're shitposting + ur mum gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859403
Based as fuck, I always nuke both even if I'm siding with NCR.

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish I was Papalesta, sitting on my ass all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>40848753
it's equivalent to wwwwww, because Koreans haven't invented an equivalent to 草 yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40857143
They still can't brag about it because of opsec.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860513
https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1613181631644274690?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798127
Yeah, by me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860760
Oh, you're just strawmanning then, like nobody in the current conversation thinks she's *currently* in med school, that's just some random kr greynames who weren't paying attention. The point is that she's headed in and when you're in med school it's practically impossible to find time for anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804987
Yes, just marry Bae, if you don't want her then I'll marry her for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860889 (Me)
also >velo city not even knowing anything about the situation at all
The perils of being the ultimate DDs, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

I was watching another vtuber when suddenly this girl started playing. I don't know anything about her but she has a nice voice.
Sell me on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860951
Sexo sexo sexo menhera sexo sexo sexo gook sexo sexo sexo godly voice sexo sexo sexo graduation sexo sexo sexo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40842496
>Are jannies for real right now?
>Do they really only know about Hololive?
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804987
I plan on marrying Mio to get a one-off threesome with Bae but ultimately I will just be with Mio

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861147
Yeah, stay with Mio, Bae is mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861035
Mio is only a tiny bit menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861179
That's fine, as long as you don't mind being hole brothers with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861147
>>40861179
I'll have you know that they're both mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861194
> tiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>40860311
So she weighs slightly less than a car?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861852
Marriage material Lisa...
Also remember that this chart is the reason we know Lisa's done modeling before

[Anonymous No.]

>>40861852
Where's Slugma my beloved

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>>40862868
Hunting down and killing every gen 4 applicant

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805303
>she has to marry his mahjong buddy's son since he's really autistic and won't get a gf otherwise
God I wish that were me

[Anonymous No.]

I'm literally gonna marry Chikafuji Lisa

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>>40797241
Is this true?

[Anonymous No.]

bumping mio's tits

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>>40861852
Shes perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>40859379
By Korean standards she may well be simply because she's chubby and doesn't have doubled eyelids, shit is absolutely insane over there

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797155
Your, girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

korean girls...

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>>40797104
>>40881557
nice tits

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>>40869217
If I could marry Lisa and all I had to do was convert to Catholicism, I think I would actually do it.
If you’re reading this, Lisa, please consider it. I even own a copy of the vulgate and everything.

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>>40798127
Yes thats what it means

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>>40881557

mariposa lee

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>>40883691
How religious she is is often a bit exxagerated so you wouldn't have to change that much

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>>40886451
That’s why I’d do it for her. Because in my experience, chill Catholics are the least insufferable Christians.

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>>40886571 (me)
I’m not lying about owning a Vulgate though.

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