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A thread for the discussion of the immortal insomniac herself, Mori Calliope, and the members of the Underworld.
I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER
Have fun at the stream with Coco, Mori! Then please get sleep. You were doing good!
https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1396266271881142277
>>4060605MORI LOVE!!
when is this smelly bitch gonna graduate
all of the cringey shit will just be background to the absolute kino that is Mori interacting with her southern sister. God I hope their accents slowly become southern as they go on
>>4060936>coco is using the new outfit>mori goes with the old onemorippi...
>Mori couldn't sleep all night because she was so excited to finally collab with CocoProbably not the case, but I like to imagine her excitedly giggling to herself in bed
>>4061013Reaper LOVE!
>>4060605WIGGER LOVE
>>4061078I like this
>Mori had to move the Member Stream backTHISBITCH.
>>4060831member's stream in 3.5 hours tho
Mori.....
>>4060706Sugee! Based!!
>>4061013it's an official diplomatic outingplus this outfit has better legs and booba
>>4060936>The title changed but the description stayed the same.rrats?
>>4061013She is wearing her formal attire as this is a special occasion and she wants to set a good first impression. Kaicho is wearing her finest Adidas tracksuit like a true slav
>>4061232Booba love!
https://youtu.be/YTTnA4MQkg0 Coco took out the dad shit out of the video title holy shit
>>4061363Did people have a fit about it in the pre-chat or something? The only place I know that vocally is against it is just here and coco doesn't go here. I think it's best to think that Mori brought it up. Or coco took a look at these memes and thought, jesus this people need help
>>4061363Calli LOVE!Dad HATE!
>>4061243>>4061363Mori actually hated it.....
>>4061336
>>4061013Them lounging out in their comfy outfits would be cool, another time. Or someone can do some art of it. >>4061078Watson exudes some powerful energy.I'm sure all of EN will be in the meme review eventually.
>>4061519>>4061488'Your Mori/Empress/CMT/Shishou/Kawaiiope/Moririn' chads we're in, at least for now, also, Mori showed approval of Calliope Maji Tenshi that was coined by Fubuki and agreed that she was indeed also an angel of death
>>4061363It could be for the algorithm, also for the sake of JOPs
>>4061463>
Doesn't Coco always change the title when the guest is revealed? Though I'm sure of Mori did say she didn't like it then Coco would respect it.
>2 more hours to meme review>falling asleep alreadyI'm not gonna make it...
>>4061616Coco is very considerate of her fellow holos feelings on jokes, she might have heard that the dad jokes annoy our boy (from here or Mori herself who knows) and tried to tone it down.
Hmm. Woke up a few minutes ago and looking through the last thread I noticed the shitpost review had dad in the title but now it's changed to Calli. I wonder if she told Coco to change it..
>>4061363It’s in the description
>>4062047People don't read the description
>>4061873power nap!!
The unfortunate thing is that even if Mori asked Coco to change it, or assuming Coco picked up on how tired of the joke Mori is and changed it of her own volition, that's still too fucking subtle for people to get the message.
Mori doesn't care either way. This is one of my least favorite timeloops.
I'm just so tired of seeing dadfaggotry. Even if Mori outright banned it in live chat and publicly put her foot down, it'll never stop.
>Take dad out of the title>It will still be 70% Dad jokes or Takamori
>>4062301>banned it in live chat and publicly put her foot down>not stoping itanonchama... only the antis would do it then. But that would come at the cost of polarizing dadfags.
So is there a reason why she delayed the T1? Not that it bothers me since it works out better for me.
>>4062586She was still awake at 5:30am and decided to get some sleep, so postponed the T1 instead of showing up tired as shit to the collab.
>>4061336i fucking hate how the skeleton there looks like a fetus, that fact alone kills this image for me desu
>>4062660Good Mori
>>4062660Oh, makes sense. Having insomnia is a bitch.
Can >we expect tonight's memes to be at around this level?pic related is something I whipped up in 5 minutes without any real thought
>>4061336m-mommy Mori....
>>4062915>No tierlist or kalm/panikNGMI
>>4062915no, it will be of lower level, slap your mandatory tier list, yagoo's dream "meme" and kalm/panik, there you have tonight's meme review
>mori is actually tsundere for kiarakalm>she actually isn'tpanik>she just wants to normalize platonic love and doesn't see anything she does with her or her genmates+her senpai/kouhai as anything more than friendshipPANIK
>>4063007Does Coco at least make fun of these idiots, I've never watched a meme review
>>4062915The 2000s middle school edge this is supposed to be a meme of would be hard to explain to the JOPs.
When do you reckon we are getting another interactive date, if ever? It was hilarious, and I am really missing those ghost-rider cameos...
>>4063088Frequently? No, but that is mostly because her sense of humour is as bad as mori's or even worse
>>4063115I didn't post this on reddit so its not getting on the review if I post it now would it even have a chance of getting on?
>>4063124even if you aren't into gfe it's still very comedic how she goes about it with her little story. I hope she does more as well. I wasn't a ghostling yet during the first date stream so I laughed a lot.
>>4063088Coco's reviews manage to find the worst of the memes from all accounts from people who dumpster dive because her sense of humor is on the level of those Sandlar movies we watched, and I do mean both of them, not, just Happy Gilmore.
>>4063087I wish they would just come out and say it on stream so that 90% of comments to adorable Mori moments wouldn't be Kiara this Kiara that. Even Kiara herself doesn't actually come off as particularily interested when you watch her own solo streams. I'll admit a lot of the art it produces is delicious as fuck though
>>4063266no wonder mori likes coco so much
>>4063312InAme angst is way sexier than the overly-played-on-both-sides Takamori
>>4063312well, at least we have an idea how their DM's look like right now
Is it possible to create a good Takamori meme?
>>4063266Sandler Movies > Reddit Humor
>>4063124She's a hopeless romantic, so hopefully they are still coming, it's just she is trying to make them as spread out and rare as possible so they don't lose their "magic".
>>4063547you can try
>>4063533meant for>>4063266
>>4063547Imagine
>>4063547No
>>4063456>InAme angstQuick rundown? I don't watch them enough to have a solid grasp on their relationship, but I happen to think they look very cute together.
>>4063717pretty much this
>>4063547>fansSomething like this pic>reality"Well, you spelled it wrong!""No one cares"
>>4063788I don't get it...
>>4062915Ha. Someone made that joke. Been loving that image set lately.
mori is extremely genki today
Mori is cute
She HATES him! He is the worst person on Earth!
Gura seems about to wrap up her stream She's gonna watch it and make fun of it hopefully
>>4064567ArmorPerson hate!
>>4063124I think she still wants to do them but I bet they got pushed back for a couple reasons. I figure she might want to make them more "complex", also the TTRPG might be eating into her "Story writing" energy/time. I bet she likes doing them because the interactive dates are basically collaborative writing a love story with her deadbeats
Mori is a big fan of Coco and used to watch her even before hololive. I find it somewhat sad that the first time she gets to collab with her she gets called dad. Kinda puts a barrier between them though that's just me. It'd be sadder if all the meme reviews following this with the others are just named normally like Reddit review with same-chan/ame/ina/kiara so I'm glad she dropped the dad thing from the title
>>4066050You’re projecting a bit too much, don’t you think?
>>4066050Feel free to hate dadfaggotry, but don't let it live so rent free in your head anonchama.The only dad shit we'll be experiencing are the shit memes, Coco herself will probably be very respectful.
>>4064567Tankman x Callie fanfics when?
>>4060605>members of the UnderworldWho?
>>4062675IM SORRY OKAYFUCK
Is this the sticky?
Almost time
>>4061363Based doragon>>4062091Rude
im not ready for this bros...
>>4062586>she got two extra hours of sleep thanks to it and isn't fucking dying now>I got two extra ours of sleep thanks to it and ain't fucking dying nowWE ARE
>>4066667NOT GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP
>dad jokes in the loading screenogey...
>>4066609Be strong anon...be strong for Mori
>is actually the new costumeGOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Off to a great start
Everyone got their drink of choice to sip (or chug) during this trainwreck? Both wearing casual outfits. Nice!
Idk why but im anxious right now
>>4066609please help they just started and I'm already feeling immense pain
DRAGON WITH KILLER TITS, THEY CANNOT RESTRAIN HER
Suzy it's time for you to break into Coco's house
>>4066609>>4067029Ha ha, now ENfags will also know the pain of having their oshi dragged onto meme review
>r/hololive crapsWait a minute...
>>4067276fuck off, i always felt pain watching the meme reviews, but deep inside i knew that my oshi would appear there eventually, there is literally no escape
>>4067200>Kanata and Suisei both banging on Coco's door because they want to talk with MoriOur boy is so popular
lol Calli hates this shit.
>>4067473She is very uncomfortable
GOD DAMNIT I MADE IT 8 MINUTES BEFORE REACHING FOR THE VODKA
She's nervous lmao
Holy shit Mori, breath girl, breath. This is meant to be calm and dumb fun.
i just realized that fuck it fuck it fuck it outro to Mori's stream is not too different from Coco's outro/intro theme F U C K M E
MORI WHY WON'T YOU SAY FUCK??????
>>4068282She's fucking nervous, i can feel her anxiety from here hahaha
She is very nervous and very cute
omg
Mori baby...
Did Coco justsay Kawaiiope?
If anxiety looked like a human being it would be Calliope Mori and that is why I love her.
Coco's got it
Coco calling out her nervousness, kek
Did Coco just say there's a baby inside Mori?Is Mori pregnant?!?!?
>is she always like this?Yes. God, yes. I love it.
>>4068491>first collab with the holo you admire the most>meme review of all things>in front of 66k+ viewersi would be nervous as fuck too...
>>4068935Its mine, sorry you had to find out this way
>>4068935mori milkies...
I'm so sorry for you guys...
CALLING OUT DADFAGS
>dadI said I’d leave at the first dad joke last night and I’m not a liar. Goodbye.
>dad meme>mori's quiet tired sigh
>dad meme>instant sigh of annoyancemorinin....
DAD HATE
1 to 10 how much do Mori wish she wasn't doing this
>>4069060I mean, what’s you expect?
As much as I love Calli I don't know if I can endure this shit. I'll be back for her member's chat
Death-Sensei, J-chad, someone, please SAVE ME
Tatsunoko here.Just wanted to say your oshi is a fucking cringelord and I love it. You got a good girl, deadbeats. Respect.
>>4069055I'm enjoying Mori's suffering and this is the price of the orange woman's freedom, so it's all good.
NIGGERMAN TASUKETE FROM THIS SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>this is the level of shittiness on reddit>...are you fucking kidding me
Deadbeats what the fuck is wrong with your oshi? Can't she act like a normal human being for just one stream?
It really enjoyable watching Mori being super uncomfortable but fuck its also really hard to watch
>that really soft "are you fucking kidding me" she's breaking I can FEEL IT
>>4069628NoIf she did we wouldn't be the woman we love.
Mori it's time to hurl and vomit
Konoo Yabai
>are you fucking kidding me?
>>4069310Even if I think dredging Reddit for content is an awful idea, I think Coco is pretty f-wording swell. Big ups.
>>4069674I'm gonna need that sound clip later
>Invincible memeWow pulling out the bleeding edge of memes Coco
I have to mute every now and then
What the actual fuck.
MORIRIN GETTING IMPREGNATED BY COCO'S COCOCK
>>4069568
I'm really hoping she will calm down and relax soon. If you're reading this later Mori, please don't be too harsh on yourself.
Between me and Callie I don't know who wants to die more right now.
>Only kinda laughed at the invincible memeTruly normalfag.
MORI I'M DRINKING FOR BOTH OF US RIGHT NOWTHIS IS FUCKING STRESSFUL
>>4070145you bet your ass she will bring in the members stream
>>4070188but anon, you're already dead
Never attempted to watch more than a few seconds of a meme review before, is Coco being ironic? Is it supposed to be unbearable?
TAKAMORI BTFO
>Kiara will kill me>She's use to it like every weekKek
Oh wow this isn't so terr->the flat jokeAh goddammit
>Laughed at by her own OshiWow, Sui-chan got it harder than any other deadbeat
Omg stop bullying calli
>>4070649not harder than Calli it's getting it atmI'm loving this shit
This is painfully awkward and bad.
>>4070649suzy, we need you to crash this party
This is not how I see Mori
>>4070584The joke isn't that she's flat, it's that Sui wasn't in the video anon.
>>4070737at least is not as bad as pekora's with that 20 minute long "meme"
Whoa, this one is actually a good meme.
Mori is fucking OVER the forced Yuribait. It feels like she's in pain every time Kiara is brought up in that manner.
Why do >we hate the bugmen for stopping this?
I AM TRYING REALLY HARD TO STAY IN THIS STREAM FOR MY OSHI BUT MY CONVICTION ND WILL OS WAVERING AHHHHHHHELP ME BROS
>>4070768clipfags posting the few things they know about and making it look like facts, more news at eleven
BULLYING MORI INTO BEING MORE CONFIDENTTHIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
KIMONO GANG GANG
>>4070873>Deadbeat>affected by cringeI wonder how you survived this long
>>4070768this is how i see mori
Chinks were rightI'm an anti now
>>4070873DO. IT. FOR. HER.If you can't be with her at her worst, you don't deserve her at her best.
You must learn to embrace the cringe. You are watching this to cringe. Enjoy the ride
>>4070850XI-SAMA I KNEEL!
this is so cringe it's funny
>>4071069This but unionically
>>4071098IS THERE KINO!? WHERE IS THE FUCKING KINO!?
>>4071039UWAAAAAAAH
>>4071011NTA but Reddit is cringe and Calli is cringekino
>>4070873THINK OF HOW SHE FEELS BEING THEREENDURE THE PAIN WITH HER
>>4071153You have to believe, there is kino in there somewhere we just have to endure.
>>4070983Coco isn't letting Mori off the hook for acting like a dead fish like she does in most of her collabs and I fucking love it. She needs this, it will make her better in the long run.
>chart memeWhy did she agree to this, it's torture. Is this how she gets her sick kicks?
cocochi...dont pick long memes onegai
>>4071123That's the point
>>4070768Show us how you really see her.
Ganbatte, Morichama
End my suffering
>>4071011THERE IS NO KINO. My oshi isn't the thing being cringe here so my ability to tolerate it has disappear.
>>4071155NIGGERMAN TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>4071039Where's the kokujin?
Who the fuck made these. Holy shit, they all make oceanman's look funny in comparison.
I can honestly say Mori was the only one strong enough to suffer through this. Ame would have explained why the memes suck.Gura would have imploded. Ina would just fall over dead.Kiara would have a mental break.
>>4071039is that cum in her armpit?>>4071581Kek, that's one way to put it
>>4071011Callie is just a bit dorky and sometimes cringe, but never since 66 minutes have I felt this much dread during a collab. This is actually hurting me, anon
>>4071581probably the same guy who made that meme which covered 20 minutes in the review with pekora
FRIEND
I usually watch these just to participate in the other thread dedicated to the meme reviews, but I remember the Pekora one being especially bad when they broke out a fucking image macro "describing" holos as anime
>>4071581reddit clean scrubbed humor please understand1k upboats required before posting
Why is the Orange woman brutally murdering Calli stream? Isn't murder illegal in Japan? Doesn't she know she can't get away with this?
>>4071691Ame meme review sounds kinda based lol
>>4071288I will say that both Coco and Marine are very good at dragging shy people out and getting them to talk about something. This just isn't the best setting because the focus is on the stupid "jokes".
>>4071709>spoileranon, your sweat reps...
CRACK HEAD MORI!
Calli being exposed as not knowing shit about hololive, and her inability to act while also being tortured by someone she respects is immensely funny.
Mori has never been bullied this hard since high school>You're acting like a crackheadJESUS
>You're acting like a crackheadHOLY SHIT LMAO BASED COCO
>>4071713she's fckn nervous and i can image her head hurts so much hahaha
>You're acting like a crackheadcoco really has no filter
>>4071709All me.
Okay I laughed at crack head
I hate the long ones so much.
>>4071934you tried this in global
>coco is more funny than the memesis this a new low point for reddit or have they already achieved it before?
>>4071332
>>4071691I feel like Kiara would force herself to laugh because of the pressure that she puts on herself to meet everyone's expectations.Ame reddit meme destruction would be based.
>>4072113The tragic thing is if you cut like half of it it could be funny
>>4072198this was always the point
I wonder if Enma was using the 'save the EN branch from bugmen' excuse to try and save the EN girls from this hell.
>>4072198Coco is hilarious when she goes all in, remember that this stupid shit is partly because she can't do Asacoco anymore. She can't make her own content.
Yo be honest with me deadbeats, the fuck is going on with Mori right now?
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1396310512120459266sasuga wachama
>>4071691ame meme review will just be the polka segment in which she called out the people who know jack shit about gura, but during the entire stream
>>4072198always has been
Fucking infographic for a meme
>>4072374OДИH
>>4072198the only reason reddit shitpost reviews exist is because coco can play off the shitshow that is reddit's garbage meme festivalmoririn having zero chemistry forces coco to push further
>>4072336Dunno what you mean. She seems normal to me.>>4072374Please kill me with a shotgun.
>>4072336She's being reminded of her high school days of being bullied and retreating to her mental sanctuary
I despise reddit for making memes this long. Someone please make them stop it brings any fun dynamic to a standstill
>>4072336She smoked some crack before the meme review.
JWU. How painful was it this far?
>>4070983>>4071288I can't wait for it to backfire and she becomes even more reserved after this.
ONLY 14 MORE MINUTES BOYS AND WE ARE FREE FROM THIS, RESIST ONLY A BIT MORE
Nah, fuck this I am tapping out
>>4072336First taste of a collab with someone who actually knows how to do her fucking job and getting mogged because of it.Chickens were always going to come home to roost for Mori based on how little effort she puts into streaming
You are all weak and will not survive the winter.
>>4072336>Meme Review? Sure, what's the worst that could happen?>Oh, it's this.
>>4072517Where 2000s music being played
Looks like somebody couldn't get replies in global
>Types of dadsFUCK!DRINK
its painfulwhy doesnt she say something instead of making noises?
It's like that one Spongebob episode where him and Patrick have to run through the perfume department on the Flying Dutchman's ship
Wait, is this the first legit Holostars reference?
>>4072556Calli's having a panic attack and Coco is bullying the shit out of her in banner that is funnier than the memes.Highlights include>I CAN MAKE YOU PREGNANT>YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A CRACKHEADHonestly, after realizing this was an episode dedicated to bullying Calli it became a 10/10
>>4072336The reddit memes are making her lose braincells, I guess.
>>4072487>Dunno what you mean. She seems normal to me.Wait is this how she normally is? I rarely watch her. I thought the stoic thing was part of her Tsundere act with Kiara.
yeah....yeah...yup...bout to throw them over the horizon...yup
she can't even fucking fake enthusiasm with this one...
How do we end the dad meme once and for all?
Imagine liking this retard lel
>that oh wellMori has had e-fucking-nough.
please, Orange Woman, just end it
the good part of meme review is the loss in translation and how the JP girls understand memes differently.this is just showing a meme on your phone and the other person going "ah cool hehe"
>>4072858>CalliWho?
>>4072858Calli is really trying her best.
>>4072336I've been telling you guys she has the auts this entire time, Coco's amphetamine'd up personality just makes it more obvious
>>4072487>Dunno what you mean. She seems normal to me.You've legitimately never fucking watched Mori if you think this is normal for her.
>>4072918someone grab the Rene clip
>Can't believe you had boobsOkay that was a nice delivery Mori. You got this....I think....
If she actually goes through with this members stream its going to be an interesting one. Also this stream really should kill the rrat that Calli will only notice successful people.
>>4072382>polka segment in which she called out the people who know jack shit about gura,Huh?
>>4073011And also that the JP girls know the mythos of the other girls. Calli doesn't know shit and often doesn't get it.
Reddit is so painfully unfunny
>>4072336Haaaa you haven't realized it by now? This is why we watch her. This is her in her natural element. This awkward embarrassment is the MOST Mori thing imaginable.
>>4072835She doesn't want to lie and pretend to like it but doesn't want to say it's shit
> I can't believe you had boobsDAMN WIGGA
Self Respect Chan please save us
>>4072198Be happy that atleast coco can make cringe shit be funny with her anticsAsacoco was cancelled, and she and her friends really enjoyed it, it was really good
>>4073098What happened to "muh cringekino"? She always acts like this in collabs, it's just way more obvious now because Coco isn't letting her autism slide and forcing her to engage a little bit
Man he is going all out.
>>4073195>She always acts like this in collabsYeah, no. You can stop trying now.
>>4072918First EN collab with Coco, a lot more viewers, trying to find something to say. This is absolutely how she is when she's nervous.
not a single one of these Reddit memes has been even slightly funny why did calli agree to this shit
>>4073239Name a single collab where Mori hasn't acted like a complete fucking autist obviously forcing herself to try and act enthusiastic (and failing)
>>4073296Mori wasn't prepared to get absolutely fucking DESTROYED on stream
>>4073296Popular demand.
>>4073296Were they ever funny?
>This party is boring>They only have rum to drink>They don't even know FT>I wish they were skeletons or demons>My back hurts
>>4073296She likes coco, not the meme review
>>4073296This one is ogey. Might hit too close to home for her though
>>4073325Recorder with Ina seems like a good recent example
>>4073325>forcing herself to try and act enthusiastic (and failing)Oh, okay, I was responding to a retard. Now reply to me saying she's going to graduate.
>>4073387this
>>4073460I'm gonna graduate my sperm into Mori's womb!
I'm going to make a voland voxel version of that Grim Reaper is a Live Streamer meme.
>>4073339I have no idea, this is the first one I ever watched >>4073387so they should have done something else
>>4073325NTA, rikka karaoke collab, last gura collab, itt with kiara, korone, recorder battle, apex and phasmo with ollie, minecraft fishing with reine.
>>4073439She acted like an awkward autist>>4073460Sorry you're being forced to come to terms with the fact your oshi is a fucking hack when she's put alongside an actual good streamer. Don't let me interrupt your cope session. Try blaming the memes for being shit despite the fact they're always shit.
>AHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN SAVE ME AMECalli...
If they get Ame on call I'm going to bust a nut.
>>4073389>Might hit too close to homewhat are you even talking about
>>4060605This is terrible holy shit>Get most autistic HoloEN>Put her on call >50 minutes of reading unfunny reddit cringe to her>"oh haha damn f word"Execute me
>>4073333what are you talking about?is this bait?
>>4073163I guess so.She could say it though, at least they could joke on them togheter.It feels like showing memes to someone close to you and they do a fake smile to not make you feel bad but you clearly understand they arent enjoying them
>>4073296She knew reddit was bad, but couldn't imagine how badShe'd never watched meme review before, notice how she isn't saying "next meme"She had no idea what she was agreeing to. Like some kind of sitcom protagonist her eagerness for the collab has thrown her into an embarrassing situation she was in no way prepared for and must fake her way though.
>>4073903Don't worry about it, Meme Reviews always make anons more schizo than usual.
this anemachi one is legitimately the best one here, but it's not reddit(tm) though since the whole joke and template is original
>87 IPs/morig/ has more tourists than usual
>>4074011they arent getting (you)'s in global please andastan
>>4073984It's also old as hell, and she saw it before (probably on twitter)
>>4073755Mori standing in the corner watching the people around her flirting and having sex
>ListenYeah?>... there's actually nothing to sayThank you Mori for the laugh. I needed one for this stream.
>>4073939>Like some kind of sitcom protagonist her eagerness for the collab has thrown her into an embarrassing situation she was in no way prepared for and must fake her way though.Would be forgivable if this wasn't the fifth time it's happened. She got roasted by her own fans over the Shadowverse shit and she still doesn't put in the bare minimum prep. Mori just sucks.
>that was not a bad one
>hololive fans are not funny>redditors are not funny >combine the two, get the most painfully unfunny shitchecks out
She's so happy when Coco said last meme.
>Last memeHOLD THE LINE
>>4073926The memes aren't even bad in a funny way, especially with Coco's presentation. Like even if she looks at the 19293th panik meme and says>this isn't funny, fuck you redditlike she wants to it's just going to ruin the collab and she knows that
>>4074063Global is unironically going too fast for (you)s so it makes sense this dumb nigger in here is posting.
>>4073584this is how coco starts every partnership
>>4073903Have we been watching the same stream? Its just 60 straight minutes of mori getting absolutely bullied by coco's cocock
Her "LAST MEME!!!" was enthusiastic as hellHahahaha couldn't wait for the stream to finish
>>4074193ogey
>>4074191love isn't always on time
>>4073926>she could just blatantly lie
Oh that was so cute just now.
Cringe
This is everything I could have wanted.
LET THIS END
this was terrible I hope Calli never does this again
>>4074085>Mori going to partiesDYRBI
>Small asian man gets double teamed by two big tittied foreigners
CONGRATS MORI, YOU MADE IT! YOU'RE A TROOPER!
MORIRIN YOUR MIC IS STILL ON
>fuck emMORI?!
>>4074490reddittor detected
>>4074663She knows, she just said that.
Is she doing this on purposeI love it either way
>>4074607She was nervously cute and awkward haha
are you prepared for a tangent about this collab on the members stream guys?
fucking unforgettable stream. this'll go down in history
>>4074607YEAH FUCK EM
Calli didnt know her mic was on lmao
First time seeing a Mori stream, what a complete sperg
>>4074872what did I miss?
>>4074947she truly is from here...
>>4074947>what a complete sperg
>>4074947I know isn't she great
>>4074192Any reaction would've been better then those noises. I fucking hate them. just say something coco will build a shitty joke on it, then go along with it. People gets funni collab meme and you dont look like super autism streamer
>>4074904She did, you dumb fuck. She literally says "Oh, I don't care"
>>4074947she isn't usually like this. The unfunny reddit memes made her awkward.
>>4074886>>4074751Fuck who, Mori?
>>4074947Beautiful, isn't it?just like me
>>4074947she's the fucking best
>>4074406why didnt she do that? thats part of entertaining
>>4074947"Finally caught a Mori stream last night. He spent one hour reading shit memes and spregedlive on stream. Great entertainer she is."
I really am happy that she did this, I'm very proud of her.
that was unironically great
>>4075132redditors
>>4075119>
>>4075244what did I miss
>let's fuck yagoo togetherCan't believe we got cucked by Yagoo
Ok, you can go back to global now. It slowed down enough for you to get (you)s.
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1396316367964368896Guess who was watching.
Glad Mori now understands how cringy the dad shit and Takamori is
>>4075314audism collab
>>4075340Y u so salt
>>4075119Anyone can see that and it doesnt help that a lot of people are watchn and coco's making her more embarrassed
>>4075354WATAMORI CHADS WW@
>>4074758>>4075114I'm sorry mori I was too busy laughing to hear thatdon't worry the stream was fine
>>4074947she was just nervous as fuck desu
https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1396316924376584195oh no
You could really tell how fucking sick of the dad jokes she is
https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1396316924376584195?s=19
Well it was at least nice to finally get them on stream together. Hopefully they actually talk more and get to be friends. On stream Coco can either be chill or she can make Kiara blush. Holy shit.It ended right as Mori was beginning to warm up. Or maybe she was calming down knowing it was just about done. Whichever, that's how it is for every first collab. Poor girl gets nervous about messing up. She still shows up and tries though. Which is infinitely better than running and hiding. That is why she joined something that is a closely knit group, she wants to become better. MORI LOVECOCO LOVE
>>4075356Takamori wouldn't be cringe if she did any of the Dere part of tsundere. Like just say one good, heartfelt thing about Kiara, with Kiara present like once a month. Then probably people even here would be buying into it. Instead she's just a wall of nothing.
>>4075507>>4075555mamaloni...
>All these members unironically praising the review in chat and making Mcdonalds SupasWhy are deadbeats like this?
>>4075548Really? What gave it away? Was it the last dad joke making Mori sound utterly defeated and dead inside?
>>4075578>Hopefully they actually talk more and get to be friends.iirc, Coco speaks with the EN girls on a daily basis on Discord.
>>4075245Um, BASED?!
>>4075578Yeh hope they off collab sometime soon
>>4075634you may not like it but here is a dark truthall fanbases have a % made of redditors
>>4075634Cuxxbeats jerk it now, it's my boyfriend coming in the night to fuck me.....
>>4075632Mori does that shit enough in her solo streams and it makes me roll my eyes every time because it's always some faggot bringing up Kiara for no reason. I'm glad Mori doesn't have an interest in playing fake-lesbians.
>>4075634It was cringekino, meme review never makes me laugh, but I got a few good laughs outta this one. Coco seemed like she was having a lot of fun bullying Mori.
>>4074973Calli dropping enough spaghetti to fill the pacific ocean and Coco bending her over and brutally sodomizing her for an hour.
>>4075354
>>4075507>>4075555>>4075633what did they mean by that
>>4075720this is true. Coco said this during Mori's outfit reveal. People are going to overanalyze this either way when this shit was gold
>>4074973A whole lot of Calli making random noises and not even being bothered to say "next meme".
>"fuck 'em" at the very endWhat did she mean by this? Who was she talking about?
>>4075555>>4075507The Soggy One...
>>4075863>not even being bothered to say "next meme".why do people care if she says that?
>>4075779If she didn't have an interest in playing fake lesbians she could have just told Kiara no.
>>4075864Chinks.
>>4075928are you implying that the mori of back then could even say no?
>>4075864definitely not >us right?
Is Coco always so cringe and unfunny? why is she so popular?
>>4075787They used to at the beginning for me, but not anymore. This one got better towards the back half, but the interactions throughout between Mori and Coco were all fun
>>4075825Mori and Coco just fucking murdered the crunchy one. completely forgot that she had a baby fetish, this entire stream was tailor made for her
>>4075928She really doesn't. Even said she wanted to normalize platonic love in friendships. She just goes along with it since it's no big deal
>>4076016coco mama...
>>4075922Because it's fun and brings energy to the stream.
>>4075016>>4075142>>4075144I have never seen deadbraps cope this hard before, this collab was a failure and you know it
>>4076016>Mori and Coco just fucking murdered the crunchy onewhat? what did I miss?
>>4075763That would be a lot of fun. Mori might feel a little overwhelmed having 3 different girls fawning over her and saying how cool she is.This kind of review was probably the least fitting for Mori out of the EN girls. Not much of it was funny and a lot of it was a joke she is clearly burned out on. Like if it's in her chat then it's whatever and she can ignore it, but when it's the focus of the stream she can't even try to focus on the content to make conversation. Coco tried. At least we go a joint MOTHERFUCKER and some chit chat off a hot mic. Where Mori did sound a little calmer.
>dadfags by KFP the moment she tweets post stream.Jesus
>>4074947I would be uncomfortable too if I was forced to pretend that shitty reddit memes are funny
Wait a sec, this dude is HERE too?
>>4076124see>>4075507
>>4076291what did Coco and Calli do to provoke that reaction?
>>4076260what
>>4076280Big ups to this man.
>>4076341In other words, what did you miss?
>fuck emWhat did she mean by this?
>>4076341Coco said Mori was "acting like a crackhead" Mori said she was a baby and then criedCoco suggested the both of them FUCK Yagoo
>>4076341Coco was her favorite before Kiara/Mori so it's probably just her reacting to them interacting finally
Calli seemed genuinely uncomfortable. I hope she okay
>haha boobs I have big boobs did you know that I'm a woman and I have boobs hahaliterally amy schumer tier "comedy"
>>4076529Just like every collab she’s in? Except this time with a widely popular and icon in vtuber fandom
>>4076529>Calli seemed genuinely uncomfortableShe was.>I hope she okayShe is. Once she thought she stream was over she was talking to Coco. I will admit it was not a good stream. Not for the jokes and not even for Mori's participation. This was a big icebreaker and she felt nervous as fuck.
>>4076529dont concernfag yet concernbeat, wait till the member's stream, because im sure she will say something there
>>4076529Have you seen the fucking thing? Hot mic destroyed all possible rrats.
>I had so much fun that I forgot to clap
>>4076106Careful anon, you wouldn't want to overdose on copium after seeing Maximum Mori
>>4076529Imagine being a chantard and having to laugh at terrible reddit memes whilst one of your seniors torments you.
Tony Bones...I kneel...
DEADBRAPS GET FUCKED. YOUR OSHI IS SO FUCKING BORING
As cringe as that stream was, you gotta respect Kaichou's ability to identify exactly how to make the stream entertaining (bullying calli and make her squirm in cringe) and do her best to throw Calli off her game. This cringe ass review somehow manages to turn itself around through a freak chemical reaction of Calli's extreme autism and Coco's extreme stacy auraIt is objectively impressive, imagine coco actually being a manager and advising other members (or hell, even calli) on creating crackhead contents
>>4076529She stayed up until 5.30. She's always like this when doesn't get enough sleep. Wonder what made her stay up until the morning.
>>4076734WHAT A CHAD *Doot*
>>4076729>Imagine being a chantardshe absolutely isn't you schizo
>>4076816>he doesn't know
>>4076748I love that bitchShe really does know how to turn shit into gold
>>4076529pretending that reddit memes are funny would take a toll on anyone's sanity
>>4076816Do your reps.
>The old room againSOUL
>>4076785i bet everything that it was something related to recording a song
>>4076816go back
>>4076816>He doesn't know
>>4076529Mori's just been having weird nerves about numbers lately.
https://streamable.com/zsspcnRewatching this clip it's even funnier>Coco loads up first meme>Mori says okay and immediately cuts off her next sentence after seeing it>Quiet sigh
well there goes the "she's so cool" view of her all the JP fans had
Wow, global are vocal about the new meme review and they are not happy. Theyre discontented with the way coco didn't bully mori enough. I guess they were holding out hope for mori to graduate. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have meme review cancelled. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.
>I had a dope timeMori lied as naturally as she breathed
>griefious aka>makes her chuckle harder than any of the "memes"
>>4076741That cringefest was anything but boring
>>4076986I genuinely don't understand what the punchline of the "meme" is supposed to be
>>4076714Reading that tweet and I could feel her trying to salvage something or being sarcastic. I was waiting for her to enthusiastically go "Next meme!" and then be told that was the last one.She was genuinely glad she got to collab with Coco though. Let her take a breather and then talk about it in the member's stream.>>4076862Bless Coco, she did try. It was nice when she asked Mori "Do you understand my Japanese" and then said it a little slower or just spoke in English. No secret that Mori gets nervous when trying new things. It's brave of her to constantly be the first of the five in the branch.
>>4077051kek, i remember this pasta, forgot your .webm though
>>4076856>>4076888>>4076929>>4076981prove me wrong bitches. Mori hates 4chan and hates you too
>have a sperg debut first>she spills spaghetti as expected>have a sperg be part of long awaited collab with coco>she spills spaghettiwhat did you even expect
>>4077051Let them seethe
>>4077175That's what autism is anon, she wasnt kidding when she said she was nervous you could even hear her said it at the end
>>4077188>p-post roommate shit so I can report youOoo, nice try. Either do your reps or don't, I don't give a shit.
>stayed up because she was too nervousDamnit, I thought it was work related. She's been slacking off since her 2nd EP. If you're gonna stay up till the morning at least do it because you had work or reps to do. Fucking lazy ass bitch. Mori's my oshi because of her work ethics but now she's just a lazy bum, fuck her
>4077188actually got me to reply gr8b8m8
>>4076888>>4077307>lie >get called out>"d-do le reps!"sasuga /vt/
>>4061078FUCK, it was true
>>4077302I don't doubt she's nervous at all. From watching her for the last months, it's easy to tell what she sounds like and how she behaves. It seems weird to viewers but that's how she is so she knows better than anyone that she's okay and how to get over that stuff. It's just the whole trying a new thing and in front of so many people.
>>4077441source
autistic manchildren the lot of you
There's this thing called nervous excitement
>>4077607>oh boy, can't wait to look at unfunny reddit memes!
Mori sounds out of it right now.... Moririn....
>>4077678Anon... Coco... Remember her...
>>4077596But I do get into a one good discussion
>>4077405Hope you atleast did your soundpost reps
Ah, she's gonna censor the fag-word, isn't she.
>Can't say faggot on streamexpected, but oh well
I'm legit turning into an anti. If she's going to be this nervous all the time she shouldn't have even become a streamer in the first place. You're telling me she's fine performing in front of hundreds of males but turns into a brick wall when she collabs with her senpai? I can excuse it if she stayed up working on one of her projects, but staying up because she was too nervous? Just graduate her already
>>4077531yeh, one could doubt she isnt because she looks cool and doesnt give a fck soemtimes but even it all she's just a cute dork
>she's kneeling to Twitter by rewriting the slur lines in Godzilla and Rap God
So the Underworld is lit by bloodmoon then.
>always SWEATIN'
>4077789Anon it's okay, we all know you tried your best. You can stop now.
>>4077782>>4077788when did she do that
>>4077827what does twitter have anything to do with this
This one faggot be coming here to start shit and is getting desperate. Kek.
Mori should become my wife already
>>4078008I agree but my wife instead
>>4078008bitch you don't deserve her
>>4077789This, it clearly shows that she really doesn't care about hololive and it would be better for her to just graduate already since she has already leeched enough people from the company.
It's crazy how big of a gap there is to her behavior. Knowing how she is when rapping, where confidence is a big part of the act and shes built her persona for it. She is able to turn off the fear and go into it.Then there's when she goes on stream for something big (debut, outfit reveal, new collab) and doesn't know what to expect and the tension & anxiety is palpable. It's almost like a different person.Yet she puts herself there to prove she can do it. It's both sad that she feels that way, but also inspiring as hell. All I'm trying to say is, I want to support her and see her happy. To learn bit by bit that she is an awesome person. To continue to believe in herself and have less doubts. Even if they never fully go away.
>>4077852>>4077827>>4077788>>4077782that sounds hilarious. you members better post clips of that
>things are going to get more chillAh, the timeloops.
The meme review went as expected. I hope Mori doesn't think too hard about some of the jokes made by Coco or the memes.
>Resolving to samefagging because nobody is biting your retarded bait.
>break might extend another dayaight
stop talking and watch our boy
>>4078119do you rike them?
>>4078100>headcanonKys
>complaining because the sun keeps shining on her face each morning so she coldn't get any sleepShe's getting too soft. Fuck her. What happened to the hardworking independent woman who used to sleep in cheap motels with cockroaches? She's out of energy and embarassed herself in front of 70k people because she was nervous? At least half of those people are never going to watch her now. Expect her dropping to 5k max viewers again from now on
>>4078173Okay
>>4077827>>4077920>it used to be "everything I don't like is Reddit">thanks to meme review we have to pretend to like reddit>so it switches to "everything I don't like is Twitter"
>>4078173But I'm a poorbeat.
The unarchived karaoke is next week right?
>>4078100That's our boy
>>4078124I hope Mori realizes that even if she thought she was bad, she was still the one who took the first step to collab with Coco. Remember when she used to have collab autism? I'm proud of our Mori.
>>4078158>T-There's now way my dogshit oshi has more than one hater
>>4078277yes
>>4078173I can't. Not a member ;_;
>>4078158Reminder that you can report for trolling outside of /b/
>>4078124she actually prefers it to senpai walking on eggshells around her
>>4078250i used to be too but because of my birthday i was able to afford at least T1. I'm keen on saving money for college but for mori this is the least i can do
>>4078124Mori actually liked that Coco brought the bants
>>4078315>more than one haterIt's either samefag or the loving hating duo thinks it's the perfect opportunity to anti post.Either way, kill yourself
>>4078293She was still talking with Coco aftee the collab was over, so I hope Coco assured her she did well
>>4078100Problem is it's never entertaining when she does it. Aqua is more socially awkward than her and she manages to make it endearing and entertaining. While mori on the other hand is just like another sub 50 viewer western vtuber. She'd probably have to resort to doing porn if she hadn't gotten into hololive. That's how unlikeable and untalented she is
>>4077188She used to post on /a/. That's the only spoon you're getting. Now go to the archive and do your reps.
I'm kinda drunk and might supa what do I say
>>4078444eyyyynice rrat
>>4078444This, her awkwardness isn't entertaining at all.
>>4078441Except she didn't do well. People are shitting on mori on twitter and youtube
>>4078567>"you cute, love you"
>>4078567Kawaiiope really did her best today and was cute
>>4078599coz its real awkwardness
>>4078567Something about the hot mic.
Yet look where she is. She had to pass interviews and show her skills. Deal with hardships from streaming and doing other jobs for months. She's made it, she's not going to run away.
>more collabs coming soonJezas, she really doesn't get it does she? All collabs with her have been one of the worst collabs ever. If there were ever a top 10 worst holo collab list 80% of the list is going to have mori in it. Work on your personality and mental health first mori. Stop bringing other people down
>>4078667>I-It's real
Honestly its kinda admirable how ScheduleBeat is always on time. Makes me want to do my time management reps
>>4078729If there is anything my boy is, it's not a coward
Awkward sex with Moririn!
>>4078599Speak for yourself
CHIPTUNE ANON YOU'RE IN.
>>4078750True, I've never seen a collab stream where Mori is not the weakest link. She really should've just debuted as a vsinger even though she's untalented.
>>4078856>...You cum yet?>I have not yet arrived. Should we keep going?
>>4078729She will when people stop watching her. The cycle for mori's new fans is always like this1. Hears her songs and like them2. Tunes in to one of her stream to see how she is live3. She's boring and awkward as fuck4. Never tunes in to another one of her livestream againHow else would you explain her songs getting millions and millions of views and her having almost 1.4 million subs but only manage to get 10k average live viewers?
>Dice rolling modules
>>4078778REAPER STRONG!
>>4078754DO IT
Having anxiety problems myself, I would absolutely shut down if I was in Mori's shoes and quit midstream.
>>4078959This, can't wait for this bitch to get sub 1k viewers leading to her graduation.
>>4078917Now you're just being retarded. Stop pretending to agree with me. She wouldn't even pass the first round of vsinger auditions. She doesn't have any talent or skill. She should just stick to teaching English for the rest of her life. Death sensei was right
>>4079046Keep waitin
>>4079019Yeh people dont realize how bad it really is standing infront of alot of people, You just dont get used to it
nevermind, its getting sad again
God, if she is THIS much of a dork how is she going to dungeon master the WoD collab?DMing is all about improving and reacting to stray shenanigans, can she really handle the chaos that is Gura, Ame and Kiara?
>>4079103Nah, you can. Once you get past a certain number of people, it actually gets far easier.
>>4079019You're not getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars though. She literally has no excuse to be like this when there are thousands of other indies that can do better than her. Heck even koopa could do better. Cover really blew it with her
This dork is so cute when she is nervous.
Who do you think is the one she's talking about hanging out with? apparently it's maybe 2-5 holomem coz she said a lot of holomem wanna hang out with her
>>4079132If she's a dork then she's bringing all dorks down, she's that unlikeable.
>>4079103The worst is right before you get up on stage. As long as you can keep the flow then being in front of people can be a real rush. Losing that energy in the middle and having to recover is pretty rough though
>>4079175>This dork is so cutestopped reading there
>>4079146She gets 8k average viewers if it increases she gets nervous, you just dont get used to it but it gets bearable
>>4079103what anon >>4079146 said is pretty true, once you cross the maybe 10 people threshold it doesn't matter anymore
>>4079199Holohouse, Sora+Achan+AZKi, Korone and Okayu, take your pick.
>>4078917>>4079063>I thought you were the suiseifag
moririn awkward cute
>>4079046Fucking falseflagging piece of shit. Stop pretending to hate her. I hate her and even I know she's never getting sub 1k views. There are about 3k loyal deadbeats who would watch anything. So it'll actually be sub 5k, 3k loyal deadbeats + 2k newcomers who would be watching her for the first time and never tune in again
>>4079200Heh, you really are a desperate fella, aintcha?
If you don't like her....don't watch her? Let people who do like her enjoy it.>>4079019Same. I would be a wreck. I can definitely relate to thinking about doing something, or being in the middle of it, and then freezing. Though there's certain things where I simply cannot freeze because it would result in something bad.
>>4079266He makes sense, I was dumb to say that she should've debuted as a vsinger because she's THAT untalented.
>>4079250this is me >>4079249
mori is giggling and laughing like now talking about ttrpg
>>4079331that's ogey, schedulechamaI'm having fun with the stream so you have your fun in whatever way
stop replying to obvious bait
Why is there a bird/dolphin/Tankman ITT?
>>4079279Fuck you too you dumb retard even loyalty can break down if the one they're watching is someone like Mori.
>>4079019Definitely. Coco's stacy energy is incredible and she is on pressure to say something funny.Kek, this reminds me of Suisei bullying aqua to death in that one collab stream
>>4079168No amount of money can ever make a reddit meme funny.
https://twitter.com/tabakko/status/1396332962954706945 tall girl cute
>>4079263either korone, coco or sora
>>4078959Sorry to hear her streams filtered you, here’s my progression as a fan to the point I’m currently at.1. See her MVs and like them2. Tune in to one of her concerts to see how she is live3. She’s dorky and awkward as fuck and she nearly ruins the entire thing with tech scuff4. Tune into every one of her livestreamsI love her music and I look up to her as my oshi, simple as.
G TO THE U H
https://twitter.com/potato7192/status/1396316181678546952cuties. Also are we gonna make a cameo in her ttrpg?!
>making fun of Susan
>>4079422She could've literally done anything other than staying silent. She could've shat on it, faked laughing or talked about the context behind those memes. Hope she breaks down over this
>>4079199it's most likely A-chan karaoke trip, who knows who hopped on that, it's not like there's a shortage of senpai that'd like to hang
>>4079531SAYING GIVE UP DISLIKERS
>>4079578Our Boy is popular!
>>4079478He is fishing for (you)'s, pretty sure he is commenting on himself just to make it appear that people is sharing the same opinion but it is damn obvious based on his writing style and how he just pushes the exact same point over and over. Clearly he does not understand how hilarious it is to see an introvert autist trying to break out of her shell, and cheering for her during the process.
>>4079534Finna throw a bone or two at my boy, let's go!
>Collecting plushies for her bedShe's so cute
I cannot stand how cute she is
Update: Mori is compulsive buying plushies when she goes to the store and decorating her bed with them!
>>4079625that is the case
>>4079646Wait, is there membership stream going on right now or something?
>>4079625>Schizophrenia
>>4079478You're just brainwashed. I've been her fan for a long time but even I can't stand the constant disappointment. Can't imagine how it would be for newcomers if even I'm getting filtered.
>>4079625>how hilarious it is to see an introvert autist trying to break out of her shell, and cheering for her during the processIt feels amazing :}
>>4079693yup, she's about to go to the SC reading
Let the woman have her cat
>Started off as an apartment person>Now moving to a house so she can own a cat and let her friends have a place to crash if they visit herThis woman is making big changes to her life thanks to her career!
>>4079748I'm just gonna feel jealous of it desu
>>4079625This. It makes me laugh because it's the same dumb faggot that always replies to posts not talking to him l-l-like this
>>4079711Dang it, don't have membership. Did she say something about the meme review?
>>4079625>Clearly he does not understand how hilarious it is to see an introvert autist trying to break out of her shell, and cheering for her during the processNo normal sane person would find that enjoyable. Why can't you just admit that you guys are ghostlings, the outliers. You guys would praise anything she does
>>4079792she enjoyed it, was super nervous about it that's why she went to sleep at 5:30 am. Liked that Coco roasted her instead of being really polite
>>4079792yeh at the beginning of the stream, didnt catch it though sorry deadbro
>>4079478>Unironic shit tasteI was a member of this garbage person for 4 months and even I had to remove my membership because she's that sad of a streamer.
>Goofy cover of Can't Wake Up
[Good news] Mori is going to buy a house so she can do what she wants and have friends over. :}[Bad news] Mori has been watching the moist one's home review streams for decorating tips. :{
>>4079792yeah, she had a good time but she was freaked outbut Coco being unfiltered actually felt better than her being intimidated like other senpaithey're already planning something for June
>>4079878>dildos mounted on wallsKek
>>4079792She thought she did okay. Can you believe that? She was the worst guest. Even the yagoo soundboard had more personality than her. She's this way because she's surrounded by yes men and sycophants
>>4079891Off collab KARAOKE
>he's been at for over two hours nowincredible
>>4079925Oh god. I more meant where he reviews overpriced apartments that have gaudy furnishings and useless crap.
>Goofy watchalongMafia...movies....onegai......
mori schizo....
>looks at the time differenceyeh its the same faggot replying
>>4079985They make bad watchalongs, since she can't talk over the dialogue. Please stop suggesting actual kino as a watchalong.
>>4079877If she ever does that for karaoke, I will learn music software and make a ft. Calliope version of that cover
>>4079973I wonder how egg-like his head is
>>4079871>>4079874>>4079891Heh, bless the little dork. Its awesome that they are planning to collab again, they were both looking forward to it. I was almost afraid that she was too intimidated by Coco's gigastacy aura that she dropped collabing with her
>>4079985shut the fuck up A Goofy Movie is unironically one of the best Disney movies ever>movie about a dad and his sonoh no
>>4080051>now he gets it
>ending it at the one hour markOkay you can't possibly defend this right?
>>4079973>>4080028do your archive reps, it's actually a regular who goes extra schizo to discredit timeloops but just ends up fueling themthey have kind of autism similar to your boy
>>4080023Deadbeatbros... Are we schizos?
>Reservoir DogsBased taste whoever suggested that
Man she should really watch Reservoir Dogs
Her babye is always so cute
>>4079973What a fucking callioperson
>>4080083Nope. She wanted to get it over with because she has a ton of supas to read though. Also, she hadn’t slept yet
>>4080083She's tired as fuck and just did an hour long collab with Coco, I can't blame her.
>>4080051>>4080074It would still be kino as fuck, don't let the dad jokes ruin everything for you.
>>4080089specifcally archive dive around the SV Kiara collab, maybe some Spiritfarer ones, it was exactly same writing style and they came to apologize some time laterso basically a bit like orcschizo only on a loop
>>4079871Coco put a boot in her ass in the most positive way. Tried to be absurd enough to get Mori to laugh or say something. >>4079891I can already feel it will be a lot better.
>>4080111he's living in that timeline
>>4080144>don't let the dad jokes ruin everything for you.I unironically loved both of her readalongs. I'm just sick of fucking comedy watchalongs.
>get back home>check holotools>mori's streaming for 2 and a half hours>open stream>waiting for moriwat
>>4080083>I am so sorry to inconvenience you guys, but I must be in top shape for the meme review... I will do another Just Chatting for members who went out of their way to make time for this and can't watch live now
>>4080083nice try shitposterchama but all the meme reviews had this duration
>>4080083She kinda messed up on scheduling plus she didn't sleep at all because she was nervous. I'll give her a pass, especially because she could have just cancelled the stream or moved it to another day.
>>4080184I get that, here's hoping for a reservoir dogs watch-a-long nextWho would be the undercover cop in HoloEN?
>>4080258Poorbeatchama...
>>4080211She set up neverhood to 11 am instead of 11 pm and on 22st instead of 23rd. It's fixed now but nobody told holotools, I guess.
>>4080282can you blame me that i thought he was talking about the meme review?
>>4078924
>>4079875get filtered lmao
>>4080306I memoryholed the meme review the second it ended so I understand.
I dont give a fuck about how the meme review ended up being, i only care about the fanart that it will get with these 2 dorks
>>4080089>>4080154Wtf are you guys talking about? I was posting legit criticisms of her. Mori has a lot of surface level appeal but she never makes any effort to make people stay. No one was able to refute how she has millions of views on her songs but only averages 10k every stream. It's always the same loyal braindead deadbeats + new fans coming in the first time replacing the newcomers from her previous stream. Stop being sycophants. She needs to learn that she was horrible in almost all of her streams and that she needs to fix that
>>4079985I would kill for a Casino watchalong, or any other Scorsese film really
>>4079704>he considers himself a longtime fan
Make sure you get some good sleep, Mori!
>>4080424anon, it's 7:40AM for me, you're not gonna make me do the archive reps for them no matter how hard you try
>>4080406Mori was pretty cringe, but the worst she's been on stream recently was still that SV battle against Kiara. This was mild in comparison and Coco made it funny by calling her out on it.
>It went through the wrong hole
>wrong holeoh man
>>4080424>legit criticism>ONLY average 10k>never makes any effort to make people stayYou got a chuckle out of me, I'll give you your daily dose of dopamine
>>4080512> Coco made it funny by calling her out on it.Timestamp?
>>4078959>she's going to "run away" from a job where she can make $500 after cuts & tax by sitting at a computer playing an indie game for an hour>she's going to "run away" from a job where her songs get millions of views>she's going to "run away" from a job where she makes thousands of dollars a month from memberships in exchange for a handful of member videos>she's going to "run away" from a job where her two highest superchatted videos made her the equivalent of $1400 USD an hour after tax & cuts>she's going to "run away" from a job that made her enough money in the space of a few months to go on an expensive ski resort holiday with Kiara>she's going to "run away" from a job that even if she somehow lost 80% of her viewers & income, is still enough for her to live in Japan without needing a full time job and freelance work to survive.ogey.rrat.
I have literally never once, in my entire life, never heard anyone call a nap "delicious"
>>4080213>>4080270>>4080137Bunch of sycophants. People like you are going to be her downfall. She's legit gonna fall into depression once she gets out from the hololive bubble. It'll probably even happen once vsinger and EN2 debuts making her more irrelevant. She has no talent and personality. People won't have any reason to watch her once another english speaking holo streams on JP primetime
>>4080154It’s even better when you realize he’s the same anon that tried LARPing as a protobeat.
>Mori actually swearingThis makes the "f-words" almost worth it. She feels so much realer when she lets loose and swears.
>why is this one schizo still shitting up the thread after 2 hours>durr guess ill give him another (you)I fucking hate deadbeats so fucking much
>>4080663yeah, I knew I remembered well
>>4080689>implying he isnt samefagging>implying that the meidos will come here
Stop fucking replying to obvious bait, you fucking retards.
>He's concernfagging now
>>4080671Deadbeats always get the full experience
>>4080689>>4080730:}
>>4080689You don't understand, he's actually super-smart for replying constantly because he's "overfeeding the trolls". Someone actually said this shit in /morig/ with complete seriousness a while back and it made me wonder how they aren't dead yet.
>what if it's not funny?>laughI'm glad Mori didn't. Fuck laughing at Reddit memes.
>>4080609She has almost 1.4m subs. People love to talk about how gura has dead subs even though mori has it even worse. Other holos with way less subs than her averages 15k-20k. She also only averages 10k because she started playing fotm games. She has no personality, that's why her zatsus, manga reading, indie playthrough always get shit views. Compare that to the JP holos who always get around the same number of viewers no matter what they're streaming.
>picks garbage memes>self aware that they're not actually funnyI will never understand this fucking dragon. I won't say reddit memes are "good" but there's definitely better ones that aren't as cringe as the shit she chooses.
this line just busted up my sidesI can hear it in their voices
>>4080889I guess it was supposed to be a "so bad it's good" kind of experience, but...
>>4080671I wish she would just drop the self-censoring but like you said, it makes the times where she does blurt a curse out even better. She has this vision for how she wants to portray herself on stream in case "kids are watching". I'm sure some are but it's her choice how to act.
>>4080889I think that Coco thinks it's better to pick shittier ones so she can poke holes in how shitty they are with whoever else is on. But then she puts on another fucking tier list and explains it seriously and I just don't know anymore.
So did Mori ever say when the second Just Chatting make-up stream is supposed to be?
Sometimes I wonder why loving hater keeps at it...What enjoyment is there in getting mad and typing up paragraphs no one takes seriously then replying to yourself with more paragraphs?
>>4080889Maybe she enjoys getting reaction from her guests by telling shitty jokes.My friend loves making pun jokes exclusively to make people look like they given up on life.
>>4081018mental illness
>Mori wants to be treated like a kouhai and slapped aroundh-hot...
>>4081018Jobless
>>4080663I am a protobeat retard. She was hard working back then and it showed in the quality of content she put out. I wouldn't be mad if she didn't have shit streams after shit streams. She's got a shitton of money and a big platform now, she has no excuse being worse than she was back then
>>4080889I don't get it either. I understand Coco wanting to show JP holos and viewers how Western humor can be but then she picks some of the worst examples. I get it's the "shitpost review" but it's often the most bland stuff. Made by people who don't watch many actual streams. It might be easy for her to translate but it's just dull. If she put more space between those streams then maybe she could harvest better content and have it be more than one joke repeated based on who the guest host is.
>>4081055>Gura collab>"You be the Lord, and I'll be the peasant, it just makes sense"
>she still thinks that she did well at the collabThat's it. This woman is beyond saving.
>>4081099You have to keep in mind that Coco has to understand the jokes to attempt to explain them and she's a clip watcher at most for most other Holos since she has no time to watch all their actual streams.
>>4081018Unironically he has nowhere else to fall behind. I imagine that he initially tried to post his flawed opinions with complete seriousness at first, but he got made fun of when he said that. Now, his ego is hurt and he feels that if he loses this ""argument"" his value as a person falls (figuratively). Nobody likes being ashamed, right? But he can't actually find a better argument, so he has no choice but to keep sticking to it and try to convince others to join his cause to no avail. It reached a state where he had to reply to himself to make it seem that there are other people agreeing. Do not hate this schizo. Take pity on him, he is on a suicidal path that he is too far in to turn back.
Tony being based as usual.>the dad thing I can kind of ignoreReminder that dadfags in here pretending she likes it won't acknowledge that Mori just said this.
>>4077188checked.her alter-ego shill posted her music in a very obvious, dorky fashion. she got no response. there. no fuck off trying to induce doxxposting.
>tribalizingMori..
>>4081182I wish she'd just flat out ignore them then. I get having to read akasupas but I don't understand picking dadfag comments out of chat.
>>4077553Her member stream.
>>4081242She thinks the passive-aggressive responses of "I'm not your dad!" will make people stop more than just ignoring it because I dunno, she's dumb and doesn't get that any attention at all is good for those types.
>>4077553Technically she said it was because of nerves, not because she was excited. But I guess you can interpret that way if you want.
>>4081175The whole thing is low effort level. It's designed to be so it's easy to put together and hose, but it's still not good. Coco is definitely capable of creative content. This is supposed to bring a bunch of people together for something fun. I don't have fun so I don't watch them, with the exception of tonight. >>4081182She's been pretty clear before she will let people joke however they want. It was only a big problem tonight because there was no ignoring it. On that, I felt bad for her.
>>4071709Yeah, mine.
>Empress mentionBased.
>>4080612She literally said she was acting like a crackhead, I would get a stamp but I'm busy watching Mori.
>>4081439Oh, she read >>4076280 ?
>>4081097>I am a protobeat retard>proceeds to build an entire argument around the claim that her streams back in the day were not shit and were in fact way better than her streams todayLARPchama... you would be better off claiming you were a debutbeat...
>all those akas praising the collabNo wonder she turned out like this. She really doesn't care about the quality of her streams does she? As long as her paypigs are always there to pay for her vacation and retirement funds.
>>4081471Yep.
>>4081483I mean, to be fair, her streams back when were pretty fun, rare as they were. Doesn't make that fag any less of a retard though.
man, youtube really is extra shite recently
YOUTUBE HATE
>>4081491Neato
>>4081483Did you read what I said? I was talking about her music and animations you idiot. I'd rather have quality songs and mvs over 5 shitty streams and 1 okayish stream a week.
dudes, honestly, just archive dive. the dude literally admits baiting, the same structure is used and everythingtake the time used to reply to do that instead
still can't believe this happened
Imagine a week where YouTube works like it should.
>>40816It's just like ignoring ur loud brother/sister who kept whining for their homework
>>4081543Fuck yt lately, first it shits on Gura's re8 stream and now it shits on Mori's member stream.
Seeing it in other threads too. Our boy is indeed popular right now, with the other holos and with the trolls
>>4081845Nice abs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3qogH99qZ4She changed the backseating description:>You may say what you want but if it is in All Caps it is immediately ignored. I usually do not look at chat while solving puzzles or entering spoiler-y territory. As such, I will likely not seek out advice from our Elite Game Lords in chat unless I specifically ask.>In short: if you feel unwell during this playthrough due to my lack of skill, no need to call an ambulance because there is a handy X at the upper left corner of your browser that may calm the symptoms!
Does mori have any real friends in hololive? The jp's seem to put her on a pedestal. Her genmates seem to tolerate her, she's like that one autistic friend in a group that everyone pretends to like. It's like all the people around her are afraid of hurting her feelings
>>4082108lmao, I type in all caps sometimes but only as a reaction to something
>>4082108Kek
>>4082149(You)
>>4082149ogey
>>4082039Gained through a lot of swinging!>>4082108Merciless.
>>4082149Yes, me
>>4082233Watchama?
>>4082108huh, she read out my chat when it was in all caps just today. Though I guess its hard to backseat a members only stream
>>4082108>X at the upper left corner of your browserMoricchi, your directions reps...
>>4082303The rule is only for game backseating.
>>4082430Hahaha
>>4076106>>4076741>>4076816>>4077188>>4077405>>4077789>>4078208>>4078315>>4078619>>4078750>>4078917>>4078959>>4079168>>4079200>>4079279>>4079331>>4079407>>4079573>>4079851>>4079875>>4079936>>4080083>>4080424>>4081097>>4081140>>4081488>>4081587Stop posting, you fucking retard.
>>4082430>>4082579it's her left, considering what direction she's facing when streaming
The faggot doesnt get enough attention here lmao >>4082554and then gets mad when had ogey replies but dont know a thing about mori
>>4082303It's funny. She reads my comments a lot more often when I type them in caps. Or maybe she just recognizes me. She's fine with caps, just not when they're telling her what to do.
>mass replies and even links across threads instead of just reporting and ignoring itPlease see >>4080789
Pretty much nothing will stop dadshit and Takamori
>>4082634Reaper wits, I kneel
>>4080889My only explanation for it is that she doesn't get them and thus doesn't pick them. There were instances where japanese guests understood memes faster than her.
>>4082629>>4082638>>4082675Not even me you retards. Why is it so hard for you to believe people are lashing out because mori keeps doing this shit. I've tolerated her for a long time. It's almost a year jfc, how has she not improved at all? Even companies only give 1-3 months for newcomers to fit in.
>>4081587>did you read what I said?
>>4082658Back seating is one of the things Mori's autism comes out in full force against, I've accepted that if there's something she's trying to figure out she just won't read chat.
Abnormally large amount of Mori in the catalog tonight.
Just report and ignore, he'll be ban real soon
>>4082782>I've tolerated herrumao, pack your bags and fuck off?that is what actually well adjusted sane individuals do when they stop having fun with something, be streamers, sport, games or manga.This site rots your brain because it makes you think you should be entitled to stick around and shit on things you don't like instead of moving on to other things.
>>4082782because I'm J-Chad and I analyzed how you write from the 400 page letter you mailed to Japan about how you love Mori and hate everything she ever does
>>4082821It's not the same as the old /jp/ days.... fags like this can create shit topic after shit topic when they get bullied out of one of them.
>>4082821instead of orange the catalog will be pink, our time has come and so have i!
YouTube is fine she literally disconnected so she didn’t have to read the rest of the superchats
Oh right, for that anon that asked about the fan calendar, the dev will implent the Monday view soon.Hope you enjoy using the site, it is much better than wading through youtube and tweets or even teamup
>>4082108I WILL NOT CLICK X, I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS
>>4083032Based rebelbeat
>>4082860Do you even idolfag bro? That's what having an oshi is supposed to be. I thought mori had potential from the start and stuck with her hoping to see her improve with each stream but it's been nothing but one step forward one step backward with her. If you want to see a holo who managed to improve herself and got big just look at pekora and korone. Mori unfortunately got big before she had a chance to improve herself.
Do not mind the retarded anon, he previously lost his job so he is coping from severe mental illness rn
>>4082821Our boy is really popular tonight, sending ripples through the web and deeply shaking anons all over the globe. The old her would have never dreamed of coming this far! I'm so proud of our dear Moririn, my beautiful wife! Mori Love is truly a powerful force.
>>4083097>Do you even idolfag bro?i am not japanese, i do not care about their culture.I have decided i will follow her until i die and i so i will.she has ups and downs, but i can see how she is improved over 8 months, all of myth did, i am going to give her the time, space and support she needs,She makes me laugh, she makes me smile, she makes music that never leaves my playlists.There is more in life to hololive, and i do not have the time or energy to get angry or annoyed about a newbie that went from being happy for a premiere with 33 people and sparse silly streams to topping fucking charts and having to entertain 10 thousand people consistently.
>>4083311Based. But I can’t help but laugh at such obvious bait
OGEY
>750+ posts>124 IPsis this a new record?
>>4083384if you mean in posts that is absolutely no, there is still the thread with around 1100-1200 posts holding the record
>>4083384Anon, the guac thread went well over a thousand. What a dumb thread that was kek
Between Mori, Aloe, Ollie and Nyanners, orange is very clearly not the final boss of /vt/.
>>4083311>33 peopleIs that ancient roommate lore?
>>4083455no you are right, but the thing is that the other 4 are also the final boss but you get access after following a specific route
>>4082629Only 6 (you)s, take your meds schizobeats.
>>4083455nah, skelebro, the KiaraVei collab will paint this shit orange as far as the eye can seeit's honestly good the schizos stuck to girls like Kiara and Mori, I feel like the other ENs would be crumbling harder over that amount of focused negativity