/MANS/ - Tempus General

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Eorzea Edition

Last thread: >>40565389

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

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Sex with Machina x Flayon

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Public humiliation with Gavis Bettel

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REGINA LOVE

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I just wanna live a quiet life.

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HAKKA SEX

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>>40573006
Impossible goal unless you are a billionaire

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BRO... the first time Hololive person read my chat...

>CATXEL 13 -> #2 (Hair)

Based so happy #2 won

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I wonder if anyone's ever considered making an abridged series-style retelling of FFXIV.

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I hope Axel plays a good amount of FFXIV. I feel like he would love Ardbert.

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>>40572637
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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FF14 outlived WoW

hahaha wow... Blizzardfags in shambles

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>>40573363
AMEN

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TEMPVS LUV

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hehehehehe

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>>40573473
WHORE

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Axel seems kinda mellow today, did something happen?

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>>40572751
UOHHHH SEGGS

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If Bettel has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Bettel has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Bettel has one fan, then that is me. If Bettel has no fans, then I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Bettel, then I am against the world.

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>>40573514
It's 1am in Japan right now, after all the debut excitement. And he did a zatsu right? He's probably exhausted.

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>>40573618
made for rape

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>>40573514
Probably tired, it's late hours.

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>>40573514
Tired from too much sex

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>>40573657
As are all of the new boys except for Shinri (he's the one doing the raping)

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>>40573473
I miss him.... I hope he streams today ;-;

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Recharging with Aniki's FFXIV stream. I've been so pumped up for this.

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>>40573657
He is the one who will rape you, slut.

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>>40573473
Please come back, you're no longer the whore of the guild...

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>>40573719
>holostars ojisan doing the rape
roru

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is there an OG Tempus collab this week?

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Wow, he actually got the name Axel Syrios

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>>40573890
Should be

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>>40573877
Yes. Oga can easily manhandle (You), believe it or not.

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Now with background and images added
PSD for editing here: (catbox)/kafbsv.psd

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>>40574000
It's not the ability it's the will, anon...

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>>40574058
I want knotting (tourists) inside but idk if that would fit

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>>40574058
...this would be completely filled every other thread lmao

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How did the new boys do?

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>>40573721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh70IzP4xsQ

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HAKKA MY BELOVED BIRD!

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>>40574203
Honestly good for debuts, but I really hope they calm down

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>KRONIES MENTION

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the absolute lack of Kronii spam in Axel's chat aside from 3 people. Love you Axelotls

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>>40574110
>>40574000
>>40573877
ojis will kneel to the FUBUCOCK

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>>40574203
They blew their load during debut so now they just need to settle in for the next few weeks.

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trying to do accents... cute

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The TRUE 3rd member of Xenokuni

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It's highly unlikely, but I wish all 8 play and raid together so they don't have to deal with attention whores who try to explain and carry their fights.

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>>40574262
>risucuckingfbk.jpg

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>>40574255
holofags only watch vesper, anonchama

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>>40574281
What does he think of Flayon?

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VANGUARD LOVE AND SUPPORT

>>40573363
AMEN

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>>40574299

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When does this game gets good?

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>>40574305
Yes, the rest of "overlaps" are just falseflaggers

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>>40574379
next expansion (heavensward)

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>>40574379
1st expansion for me

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>>40574203
First 2 did well, mixed feelings about Hakka and Shinri. But it's the first week, so I'll continue to watch their streams and wait for the awkwardness to break.

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>>40574379
depends on if it's your first mmo or not

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where the fuck is vesper god dammit

i don't want a new daddy i want my old dad :(

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>>40574379

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>>40574379
personally, Heavensward

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>>40574379
Story-wise, Heavensward. Gameplay-wise, depends on if you're doing optional content at the appropriate level.

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>>40574281
Feels like it happened forever ago

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>>40574233
I want actual live Vesper, not a recording. But good enough for now I guess.

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>>40574203
First 3 were loud, the last had an awkward forced laughter after every sentence. I'm sure they'll come into their own over time

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>>40574365
thanks anon

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>>40574467
ha ha ha ha ha

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we need to build a wall to keep these xenos out

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>>40574281
You think he kidnaps young boys and have them dress up as flayon?

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>>40574502

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>>40574502
and make them pay for it

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>>40574490
Emote nigga, emote. A sex voice means nothing if it's fucking completely lifeless.

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holo_01

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The Machina dude is alright, despite liking DS2, but why does it feel like he's trying too hard to speak quickly? It’s off-putting. I hope it’s just debut nerves and he calms down a bit.

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>>40574607
He's playing into the shota role a bit too much, trying to be a whiny brat

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Wow Axel is actually doing the smart thing and properly setting up before starting to play

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It's no surprise that Magni is my oshi. We both want to fuck Flayn until he breaks.

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>>40574467
>>40574549
Remember the "wah!"

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>>40574549
Worked for Vox

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>>40574607
male gura

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MMO HATE

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>>40574042
/hirys/ is full of militant unicorns and schizos, it's true, but they don't comprise 100% of it. I love IRyS, but I love Mori too, I love Bae, I love Nowa. Loving IRyS doesn't mean I hate everyone else.

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>>40574636
Ah, that makes sense. Guess I’ll just hope he either grows out if it or at least tones it down a little.

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>>40573473
GO STREAM YOU FUCKING WHORE
I miss you so much...

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>>40573890
Axel is going to host this week I believe.

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>>40574607
>speak quickly
He was scared shitless

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>>40574607
I love him a lot, but cringed when he did the chipmunk voice changed to make it sound like he was speaking faster? If I got that part correctly. I hope he settles down soon too.

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Oh my god why are they all playing FFXIV
Not Magni too please

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>>40574759
They'll get him into it.

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>>40574607
Liking DS2 is great for a streamer, though. Him getting fucked by the game's bullshit makes for good content.

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kinda glad axel didn't pick a limsa class. i think he wouldn't understand the pirate accent...

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>>40574759
Axel saw leader playing it and wanted to join, said so in his chat. Leader encouraged him to give it a shot to see if he liked it.

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>FFXIV
>Not ragnarok online or mapple story
Boomer bros.....we lost....

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>>40574830
Can't play something they don't have perms for. Blame shit companies. Magni would've played MS.

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Altare FFXIV frame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzlP4Iealr0

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>Magni and Rio secretly dating

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Magni will now forever be a cheater in Axel's mind

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>>40574830
Hope we'll get runescape from one of the new tempus I remember seeing in their slides but can't remember who

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>>40574937
That Magni? Me

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Oh dear flayon
https://twitter.com/Ka1juSundae/status/1612126566842273793

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>already skipping text
BASED

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i hope axel realizes the tutorial expansion can be skimmed through

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I am happy how chupado was real but at what cost....

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cute axelotls...

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HOLY FUCK

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jesus make them stop

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>>40574973
oh damn

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I AM GETTING THE GM ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW

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Well
At least the FF14 staff will tardwrangle if he doesn't

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sisters i need a detailed list of every tempus member's butthole health

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>>40574447
fuck.... i got excited that there was a twitter space....

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>>40574973

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I hate ffxiv players.
t. ffxiv player

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too close i can't see shit

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>>40574973
JESAS

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>>40575076
Axel takes monster shits with how much he eats

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>>40575116
That's every MMO game ever. Imagine how it felt being Zezima back in the day

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>>40574830
I want Tibia... Russian stars when

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>>40575137
axel has piles/hemorrhoids

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>>40574975
honestly, arr story sucks and can be put into a 5min video

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That sexy ecchi na neechan that blew him a kiss? Me, 300lb with more hair on my ass than head

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OIL BARONESS

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Can you click on players in this game and make them invisible? Would be a neat feature

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>>40575247
KEK

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>>40575307
With an unnoficial dalamud plugin
Not natively

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Axel while running around town

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>>40573473
Go thirst after Shinri's dick with Oga WHORE.

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I will never understand what the appeal of following a streamer in a game is. Greeting or celebrations are okay, but why the stalking.

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>>40575356
all me

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>>40573473
I miss you whore....

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>>40575356
I'm part of them

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>>40575217
ARRs story has a lot a filler but it doesn't nessesarly suck. A shit ton of stuff that happens in ARR is still relevant in EW.

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What's with Altare's msgs in Axel's chat KEK

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>>40575356

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I swear to god if these assholes help Axel in combat I'm gonna be so pissed

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They crowd him too much, fucking annoying

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listening to machina's debut again why is his voice so SEX

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i hate ffxiv axelotls

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MEIDOS

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I'm still trying to get over how bad shinris cover was. But props to him for trying and having the guts to put a cover out so early. It's like if Vesper wasn't a pussy and did the same in the beginning, so I can't really hate on the cover.

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uh... I don't think Altare is going to want to play with Axel lmao

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https://files.catbox.moe/9ektg5.mp4

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>>40575356
me on the left

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KEK

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just caught up on tempus dnd in time for the finale. surprisingly tense moments here and there, with understandable dm intervention, even with the rule flubs. For a first timer Magni is ridiculous and would be very popular at my table. Altare and Axel taking a bit of a backseat for him and letting him shine was sweet. You can really tell with how altare goes along with magni's bits that he really likes him, enough to take his virtuous tortle PC and throw him in alignment hell. Axel was my favorite, his straight man is top class. He would always poke fun about the current situation the other two got the party into but he never ridiculed them and went with it. Love the boys.

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>>40575582
It was a shitpost... I think...?
He makes Ame sound like a pro singer

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>>40575582
I think it was based of him but it shouldn't be in the playlist

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t. skycompass

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axel may be cool with it but this shit is unwatchable

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>>40575582
I'm going to treat it like a time capsule and see what he's like a year from now but it's bad. Everyone, including him knows it.

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Did Leader say anything to Cultare before starting his first FF14 stream? Because I remember his followers were respectfully socially distancing even from the start.

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>>40575563
uoohhhh i wonder what leader must be feeling watching this...

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>>40575614
When's the finale? I need to catch up.

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>>40575594
kino, I like them as a group already

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>>40575613
pls translate what to the words mean

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>>40575700
Less than an hour my man. That being said, will Axel overlap?

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>>40575434
Yeah even the first quest is relevant, as it talks about the WoL's of the Shadowbringer world. But it has way to much irelevant shit. I do not blame anyone skipping it.

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>>40575675
They did it exactly so they wouldn't have to hear "the talk".

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>>40575675
They did that beforehand but then he took the schpiel about it anyway.
Tbf though I'm pretty sure he mentioned in other streams that he didn't like people being annoying him or others by crowding

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altventurers trying to control how other people's stream chats can act. kek

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>>40575641
real t. skycompass

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Just caught up with the debuts, unreal to me that everyone is shitting on Hakka for what seems to me like super obvious debut nerves. Like I could be wrong but I feel like there's a 99% chance he'll tone it way down as he stars streaming normally.

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how many Hakka debut timeloops are we gonna go through kek.

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kinda want to suggest a watchalong of the final dnd episode to Axel so he doesn't either end early or overlap, but I'm afraid he would read that as me asking him to stop streaming, so I won't. I just genuinely do think it would be fun to have a watchalong of the final episode.

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>>40575821
which one? i need it for my spreadsheet.

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>>40575891
I don't think he would for people that aren't caught up

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>>40575910
the ones in this very thread kek

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tldw on the new homos? can describe each in like one sentence

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>>40575889
about as many as the jwu how did the debut go loops

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This nigga wants to take a shit on the ground with all axelotls watching

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>>40575889
not enough

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>>40575863
I'm only seeing people talking about others shitting on him, but none of said shitting. Please get over it already.

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>>40575891
Just send an SC mentioning you're excited for the DnD final, he or chat may suggest doing a watchalong

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>>40575821
I'm not an Altventurer, I'm still pretty new to giving Leader a chance and I was just pleasantly surprised because I hadn't seen an MMO stream before and expected more chaos.

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>>40575942
check thread archives

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>>40575765
Thanks bro, guess I'll have to do a watch marathon. It's most likely that Axel would overlap.

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>>40575891
Has tempus made any mention of the ttrpg this last week? Any thoughts of continuing?

Did any of the new guys express an interest in tabletop?

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>>40575961
Saw a lot of it this morning when I checked the thread after I woke up, sorry for not living on 4chan sister>>40575963

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>>40575863
I don't know, I think he'll still be loud but he seems self-aware of using too much Spanish. If he does specific streams to gather all the spics as he's scheduled and is able to keep the chat in English during normal streams then I don't have a problem with it.
But if his chat is in Spanish half of the time and he doesn't care then I'll be skipping him except for karaoke and collabs

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>>40574203
https://files.catbox.moe/9ektg5.mp4

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>>40575863
He annoyed me more than Leader did on debut but I am hoping he doesn't stay cringe and gets better over time.

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Why did I spend time on this

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>>40575891
Who cares, go watch the end for 20min and come back, it's that easy.

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>>40575796
I actually genuinely like the early tutorial quests, it builds the world and it feels so much more meaningful saving the world when you know and care about the people there.

I think where it really falls apart is the Banquet Stuff and the stuff before Garuda, also the 2.1-2.4 too. End of ARR is still one of the best stuff in the game shame they chickened out of following through in early HW

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shut up about the new boys watch aniki

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>>40575942
Jester is Magni but less homo
Red is full homo
Bird is exited little kid
Baratiddy is deep voiced oji (no homo?)
But you shouldn't judge them too harshly just yet

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>>40576071
You have good taste?

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JACKAL MENTION UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH THE CRUMBS

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>>40575945
im bitching here because i dont want to control his chat, thats what magmites would do

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>>40575594
Does he actually only speak Spanish? t. about to catch up on debuts

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>>40576044
So they are retarded? Nice

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>this is now a ff14 streaming branch
I'm gonna die of boredom
They're also gonna kill their fucking channels

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>>40576071
BASED
He's missing his earings though

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>>40575942
Machina X Flayon has a shota voice, and acts like a brat, i'd say.

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>>40576079
I can do both, because I'm a two braincell Axolotl.

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>>40576095
Yeah but I'm really shit at Krita] so this took longer than it needed to
>>40576128
FUCK I forgot the accessories... I was so careful with the features...

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>>40576110
yeah

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>>40576124
I blame Omega

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>>40576071
He's just like me

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>>40575942
>Bettel
unfunny but endearing la creatividad, but relied 100% on scripted skit like content for his debut, so who knows how he is as a streamer
>Maki
Not the most knowledgeable /m/fag around, but he's really into his mecha pilot character and seems to want to lean into it.
>Hakka
metal singer spic, will pander a lot to the ES crowd
>Shinri
old man who likes cute girls doing cute things, will play rpg maker shit and do zatsus, Nowa if he actually streamed

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>>40576079
eh niggas are still crowding. i can't watch this shit. sorry sis

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The ecchi na neechans...

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>>40575582
I feel him trying to do the sex Vox voice limits his emoting and singing ability.
Like I’m sure his natural voice isn’t high, he should have picked a voice that’s easier to stream with.

He’s gonna blow it out in a few months if he isn’t doing proper vocal warmups. Judging from the flat sounding cover, I doubt he knows how to do it.

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>>40576110
He spoke Spanish at the beginning only as a bit before being immediately bonked by YAGOO himself.

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>>40576078
They reworked the quests so i can't say much.
We used to have 104 ARR quests and they also reworked dungeons, bosses etc from 15-70 i think.
Not sure if that changes the story in a meaningful sense, as in deleting the filler, but i honestly don't care enough to expirience.
Gotta chill on my full 90's acc and never look back.

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>>40576124
>Killing their channels because they stream ffxiv once or twice a week
ogey

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The crowding is really annoying but I have to say as a FFXIV player, having your oshi admiring your mounts and glams is literally validating all your cosmetic grind, they're fucking overjoyed now

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I'm not gay, but

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>>40576124
>FFXIV and Monster Hunter spam
Eh, guess the new boys couldn't have come sooner.

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>>40575863
You can tell it was nerves and inexperience once you saw how quiet and meek he was during the short collab
>>40575942
>Bettel
Manic Depressed Jester.
>Flayon
EXTREMELY Autistic bratty shota.
>Hakka
A middle schooler chunni Spic with a cracked voice.
>Shinri
Yumejoshi bait, but he's a mellow guy. Shit at singing but had the balls to post a cover anyways

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>>40576018
You saw "a lot" of comments I didn't at all and I'm the one who lives on 4chan?

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>>40576124
Don't worry, there's 0 chance Axel keeps streaming this game and Altare is smart enough and streams often enough that he'll manage to work FFXIV into a decent stream schedule

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>>40575946
jwu how did the debut go

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>>40576136
Impossible...

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>>40576229
Yeah I played before the rework so I can't say either, the reworked dungeon that I play through roulette is so much more improved though

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>>40576110
Yeah, he lied in his resume just like Leader lied about knowing japanese and korean but they noticed it too late so they're now stuck with someone who can't speak English in the english branch

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>>40576136
m-masaka?!

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>>40576291
jwu how did the debut go

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>>40576012
During Vesper's New Year twitterroomtalk thing he said all the boys are on board with continuing DND.

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>>40576124
Well there's no way they'll actually manage to get together for full collabs in this. Even if most of them picked it up they'd drop it after a stream or two at most.

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>>40576202
>Nowa if he actually streamed
I hate women so much it's unreal

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>>40576320
jwu how did the debut go

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>>40576344
jghfw describe the new boys to me

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>>40575946
>>40576291
>>40576320
>>40576344
jwu how did the go debut

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>>40575945
This thread is anonymous you dumb cunt. This is as stupid as saying every person complaining in comments is a magmite.

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>>40576326
nice we're eating good. bless you anon enjoy your day

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>>40576344
JWU debut

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>>40576336
What does Magni have to do with this?

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>>40575946
>>40576291
>>40576320
>>40576344
>>40576382
i fell asleep after flayon. how did the other boys do?

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>>40576238
I DON'T CARE IF I'M CALLED GAY, I WOULD OBLITERATE HIS BUSSY SO HARD. I WANT TO LEAVE HIM HANGING BY ONE SIDE OF THE BED WITH HIS LEGS SPREAD SHOWING HIS CUM LEAKING GAPING ANUS

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jwu como debuto el go

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>>40576442
hot

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well, looks like he won't overlap

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>>40576427
jwu how's altare's debut

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JWU from wet dream god i want to cum in flayflay's tight asshole

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>>40576327
Yeah, even on twitch ffxiv streams were they raid/trial (which is basically the only content you can do in a group if you started at different times.) mostly 2-4 people speak and the rest just does it's job. Imagine them streaming ffxiv and all talk constantly.

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>>40576474
ANON?? how long you've been sleeping?

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Remind me again why we hate women so much?

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>>40576474
WAH

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wouldn't it be better if Shinri switched his schedule around? Nowa is MIA right now, but the "USA morning zatsu" crowd is already serverd normally, the ones looking for zatsu in the US night time slot don't really have anyone consistently doing it. And the same applies the other way around, the one serving the US morning slot currently is only doing zatsus, no gaming stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576549
*pop*

[Anonymous No.]

Remind me again why we hate women so much?

[Anonymous No.]

why do you all wake up so late?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576474
he's going to steal your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576202
>Bettel
Amazing comedienne, best debut. Surprisingly decent singer in their first song.
>Maki
Kinda not feeling it, sounds like an anime voice dub actor. He’s got based game tastes, but needs to tone down the cartoony antics a little. I feel he woulda been a better shonen protag than shota.
>Hakka
Very all over the place awkward debut. But actual SEX voice, he sounds female every few seconds. Unironically would be a better Shota, gives off that natural younger brother energy.
>Shinri
Outside of Hakka felt was the second worst debut, the voice he picked is limiting his emoting. Maybe some women would be into this, but just like Flay he comes off fake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576544
Last humiliation posting last thread

[Anonymous No.]

Brotuber viewers...how we holding up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576071
Hopefully fixed, I can't be fucked with other things

[Anonymous No.]

Do men really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575594
kek this is why I fucking love Bettel already

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576596
>we
Sister you're not fooling anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576555
Vesper doesn't stream anyway, so who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576572
They're from the west coast. It's only 9:30 there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576572
Late?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576555
Vesper doesn't stream anyway, so who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

Gen 2 looks like it belongs in Overwatch 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576581
Agreed about the anime dub, but have you seen any EN chuuba chat whenever they're selecting japanese voices for a game? The audience loves english anime dubs. Hard to fault either the scouting or the chuuba for going with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576555
I doubt he's going to be streaming like this all the time but I'll leave behind a polite comment pushing for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576596
Watching the bros and not some faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576544
because we are women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576596
Feeling great, I have successfully mentally blocked Shinri and all of the other new guys seem promising as brotubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576555

as an EST bro, i want my morning zatsu too

[Anonymous No.]

OMG CAN YOU SLUTS LEAVE ME AND MY HUSBAND ALONE SO I CAN GET HIS ATTENTION WITH MY SEXY TRANSMOG OMMMGG!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576685
I hope he tones it down, I can't stand his voice as it is right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576596
Watching the bros and not some faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576596
waiting for something less boring than a "story-focused MMO".

[Anonymous No.]

why are there so many mfs onscreen wtf is this game

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576727
>transmog
aiiee

[Anonymous No.]

Arutea doko

[Anonymous No.]

SHINY SPICY CRUMBS

[Anonymous No.]

SHINY SPICY STATUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576581
I was weirded out by his anime dub voice at first, but I think its starting to grow on me a little bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576703
wait, women hate women...?

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER LEADER

[Anonymous No.]

shiny spicy crumbs

[Anonymous No.]

SHINY SPICY LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

Astel's been talking about scenarios in a Holostars movie. He talked about how OG9 and Uproar would hear about a "legendary game" and when they boot it up Altare would pop up like "Astel-senpai?" He keeps only using Altare for Tempus scenario examples...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576776
many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, he's tired, wonder if he will stay up to watch DnD

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576803
cute wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576596
waiting for something less boring than a "story-focused MMO".

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576803
RAPE RAPE RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576745
just idiots being overbearing and following him around for on-stream time, also Axel needs to be taught how to make less people show on screen and hide the names of people who are not in party

[Anonymous No.]

>crumbs
The whole weeks been a bakery for shiny spicy bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576693
>>40576737
>>40576742
>>40576845
I am developing dementia.

[Anonymous No.]

>no redirect
HE HATES NOWA

[Anonymous No.]

Altare dodging Axel's hug... uuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576745
a mmorpg retard

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Altare helps Axel with his config to block most effects, names and titles. It was annoying to see so many effects on screen.

[Anonymous No.]

I saw me for a split second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576803
Well Altare has actually been active in reaching out which breaks the fabled JP autism barrier. The actual guy who can cross the barrier with no issues doesn't seem to give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Please give Erky a good ending. He's had enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576913
Altare is for ojis and senpais only

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576722
fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576555
>a tea man doing morning zatsus
>a coffee man doing night zatsus
Would be kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576474
Coma Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

my ffxiv shiny spicy is becoming a reality ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576941
gnome sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576910
Aren’t these videos just clips of the first DnD session they did?
I watched the session live so I’m really not hype for the clip show. I leave a like though.

When the fuck is NOWA coming back? I need my XCOM stream already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576913
he got shy....

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577111
Bruh, these episode is the next session. You are missing so much kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577111
The videos are a continuation of the first session. It starts where the story left off with Curiobot vs the rats with a 5 minute recap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577111
they're continuations, in bite-sized episodes. They even cut out some dead air, which makes for very snappy viewing, definitely recommend watching.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't watched dnd yet because I want it to finish first...
But at this point I don't even remember how Vesper's voice sounds anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577111
>Xcom stream
No... He'll call Omega a nigger again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577223
Well you can start watching from episode 1 right now since the finale is airing in 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to do gartic phone with /mans/ again some time.

[Anonymous No.]

woke up late for axel's xiv stream and I was still able to get in there to be noticed on stream, twice.

[Anonymous No.]

watching bettel's bits again. his voice kinda reminds me of filthy frank

[Anonymous No.]

>40577273
>get in there to be noticed on stream
Fuck you, attention whores are the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577111
>When the fuck is NOWA coming back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577388
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577263
i had tons of fun too /MANS/ love

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577388
vesper hates us..

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone explain to me what Hakkitos as a fanbase name is referring to?

[Anonymous No.]

I love this dude like you wouldn't believe, I hope his future streams live up to this debut.
Don't like his Harley Quinn hair though gonna be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577385
>Cant properly link posts
added to the spreadsheet, attention whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577388
>5 minutes til his usual stream time
>no word of a stream
S-S-SURELY HE'LL BE BACK RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.]

Kino in 5 mins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577388
If people don't know by now when Vesper adds maybe/probably to an errand it usually means no, then idk what to say. Dude seems to suffer from an inability to outright say no literally me fr fr...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577388
I can't believe his suspension isn't over yet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577475
anon there's a DND premiere in 5 minutes, even if he did stream today it'd be later

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577448
It's just Hakka, the -"itos" is a cute way of calling Hakka, also in plural. That's it, nothing else, i think they way he was talking to them is implying he sees them as little birds of his flock

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577448
-ito(s) is usually added at the end of words in spanish to denote that they're smaller/younger variants. Somewhat cutesy.
t. had to take spanish as my 3rd language in highschool

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577491
is this the last episode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577385
hey normally i'm not into this sort of thing thing but when I watched a few minutes of it live before booting the game up, he seemed to welcome seeing axelotels onto his stream so I just decided join in

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577560
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577464
same here, i love his outfit and personality. the hair isn't that bad tho imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577542
the way he says my hakkitos...cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577263
when's the next game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577464
I give him a month before he loses the jokah energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577510
but I want my morning zatsudan
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577464
I want to have passionate hate sex with him because he talks so much it annoys me, but both his model and voice is so fucking sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577542
>>40577547
Aw that's cute, thanks for explaining!

[Anonymous No.]

I feel so bad for vesties

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577448
it's a spic thing

[Anonymous No.]

First time I can catch a dnd session (except the first one) live. I've caught up with the rest of episode 2, if you can even call it that.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Vesper commissioned a new intro

[Anonymous No.]

HAHAHA GUYS VESPER COMMISSIONED A NEW FUCKING INTRO FOR DND AHAHAHAHA IM SO FUCKING FUNNY

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Vesper commissioned a new intro

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY FUCK HOW MUCH DID THAT COST

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577649
H-hey, at least he'll be back now after this, right? H-haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577464
His angry face is so cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577683
yeah the one day break actually worked out for many of us.

[Anonymous No.]

ERKY LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Vesper commissioned a new intro

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577724
He didn't commission it retard, it's the default youtube intro.

>>40577720
>>40577744
Oh wow, yeah, high quality.

[Anonymous No.]

CurioBOT, why

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577649
me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577800
meds

[Anonymous No.]

>there is actually a second Tempus wave
WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

i feel so bad for erky..

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577649
thanks anon
ever since it was revealed that he was a vampire... I just can't take it anymore, it's eating me up inside...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577388

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, ERKY is the insane one? I see how it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577800
? WDYM it's clearly commissioned

[Anonymous No.]

>this guy is insane
I wonder if it's because there's a giant robot squeezing his leg

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577905
i'm feeling his pain wtf...please just let him go....

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577876
Gura behavior

[Anonymous No.]

HES GONE PAST THE EDGE, PUNK

[Anonymous No.]

Reposting this from earlier https://files.catbox.moe/teq10j.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577957
Wait till deadhours newfujo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577949
I miss her....

[Anonymous No.]

Seeing them fucking playing with their little tokens and sliding all around the map while Erky screams and flails in utter terror is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577957
ayo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577957
Loving it so far

[Anonymous No.]

I think there is something innate about dnd that maximizes a person's sadism for poor little things

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577957
>Not accurate anus position
Dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577843
Good morning. You have awaken from your lethargic slumber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577990
i imagine erky just swinging upside down while curiobot's running around

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577989
A FUCKING VESTBIE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577957
WHOA

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577957
Good shit, reminds me of 361964. God I want that to happen to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40574379
I mean, I played FFXIV 1.0 so as far as I'm concerned, it started getting good at patch 1.23 but if you want the non-masochist answer, it's Heavensward (2.0)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577998
It's just very common with beginners because the sense of freedom makes that.

[Anonymous No.]

Are they gonna wipe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578072
Heavensward is 3.0

[Anonymous No.]

They're not gonna find those missing adventurers, are they?

[Anonymous No.]

DIE YOU FUCKERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577957
UUOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>they mindbroke a gnome and just abandoned the quest
H-heroes guild?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577989
A FUCKING VESPBUD

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578128
tpk is a well deserved fate for the villain guild

[Anonymous No.]

>We tank the damage
Christ, they just stomped through 20 feet of caltrops

[Anonymous No.]

ERKY LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

ERKY NOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Comon, they had full hp and spell slots, they could do this

[Anonymous No.]

ERKY PLEASE NO GOD WHY

[Anonymous No.]

Erky sacrificed himself... right?

[Anonymous No.]

RIP Erky
At least he doesn't have to deal with Curiobot anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578236
They didn't get a full long rest due to being interrupted

[Anonymous No.]

Erky...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577957
Nice!
>Feet
beh, pure garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578255
They did though. Vesper did allow them a full rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577464
hell find his groove. hes been making content for years

[Anonymous No.]

well, that was an end kek

[Anonymous No.]

Wait shouldn't they have kept the talk at the end intact?

[Anonymous No.]

they just bailed out LMFAO

[Anonymous No.]

They end there???????????

[Anonymous No.]

KOBOLD LOVE
ERKY LOVE
CURIOBOT HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578293
End yourself

[Anonymous No.]

RIP Erky, he died as he lived...

[Anonymous No.]

GOING TO RAPE HIS EDITOR FOR SUCH A WHIMPY ENDING

[Anonymous No.]

Come back for your 200k zatsu Nowa!

[Anonymous No.]

Well, the quest was a failure but they got money.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright I gotta know wtf do they go from here

[Anonymous No.]

Ending a campaign in 2 sessions is nice, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578344
i wish they talked about the campaign after

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578313
I don't want to hear any names, just curious. Have you people figured out everyone already?

[Anonymous No.]

Good session ruined by episodic format

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578348
Yeah, they've been playing for like 3 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

That ending sucked, little vampire femboy ain't all that

[Anonymous No.]

How many of you are going to watch the whole thing now?

>>40578395
Vesper can finally do his own scenario.
Expect kino voice acting to be a common thing now

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper's super duper talented editor buddy cuts them off while they're talking to transition to an outro screen with white arial text on a black background saying "the end lol"
Nigger this looks like a wow pvp video from 2007

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578408
I agree but Nowa had to stretch his content or the vesties would kill themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE CAMPAIGN

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578395
Just visit another city and be recruited somehow. They should've gotten some dragon scales or something to act as a proof of their feats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578449
true villains guild/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578449
absolutely psychopathic/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578344
it's probably the debrief that Nowa happened. Like he asked if they wanted to play more or so

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578449
>>40578408

I should apply for editor, seems like an easy job. Femboy did bare minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578441
Yeah... Not even putting some pictures representing them, or an after talk if they plan on doing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578344
>>40578441
He said in the comments a private conversation happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578409
It's not way they ended in the campaign that sucked but how the ending was done

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578449
RIP Timmy, also CurioBot knows there is a village of Kobolds out there somewhere, poor Kobolds

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578449
Hero guild/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578449
Would be better live/10, the EDGY GUILD HEHEHE and Magni being too much of a protagonist gets a bit old after 2 whole months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578449
ERKY LOVE/10
There were a lot of funny as well as tense moments, though that ending was kinda disappointing. At least they all survived to job again another day

[Anonymous No.]

Ok anons, I'll do what this editor didn't, I'll make a summary of all their loot and feats whenever I have some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578449
Magni needs correcting/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578449
>campaign
10/10
>dnd session 2
editor JOBBED/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578449
Murderhobo/10
I do hope that Axel/Altare be more proactive moving forward. It was funny seeing Curiobot shenanigan's, but I want the other boys to also express their characters instead of just following along with whatever Magni says.

[Anonymous No.]

aw altare was watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578552
>Magni being too much of a protagonist
I kind of agree but also kind of feel like he had to carry the campaign because Altare and Axel combined have the roleplaying skills of a wad of toilet paper

[Anonymous No.]

Is Sunless Citadel as hard as it looks?

[Anonymous No.]

I really love how at start people said Altare didn't feel human emotions and had to fake him. Now he is seen as broken little boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578667
of course he was. altare loves tempus the most

[Anonymous No.]

Where the FUCK is Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578691
It's entry-level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578724
>no stream today
>monday and tuesday are his break days
HE HATES US

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578691
Probably not for lvl2

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578710
he loves holostars <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578580
>I'll do what this editor didn't
so you're going to become my femboy gf?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578552
Well, if Leader would not fall in every pit they find it could help. Axel as a rogue should've taken the initiative too, always sneaking and checking everything.
Meanwhile Magni was the one rolling the die and causing damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578710
he loves them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578580
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578685
I would agree for the first session, but in the second it was very clear, for Altare especially, that they were holding themselves back to give Magni space because Magni clearly was not being considerate. And I don't mean this as OMG MAGNI MUST CHANGE or whatever, no drama, just the truth.
Magni would go as far as narrating other player's thoughts, but the moment any of them would try to give the script their own flavor he would butt in and take charge. Don't care about whether it hurts their feelings or not, but it makes for stale content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578730
>>40578760
Jobbers guild...

[Anonymous No.]

They should switch from 5e to something better (which isn't really hard to do since that's pretty much anything) by session 3
Especially considering WOTC are a complete garbage faggot retard company and are now actively seeking to destroy the entire TTRPG scene as we know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578766
FAT FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578704
The biggest hurdle in realizing Altare is insanely genuine and earnest is getting over the fact that he just, speaks like that. People were really put off by his voice and cadence but it’s because of his speech impediment/stutter… he’s autistic and awkward in how he emotes but he’s never been not genuine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578873
No.
5e is perfect for beginners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578766
cute Phantom~

[Anonymous No.]

It's my first time watching anything ttrpg/dnd related and it was very fun. I can see why a lot of people play it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578873
They'll be fine, they barely know the rules for 5e and you want them to learn something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578847
He did godmode in the 1st ep, he obviously got talked to because he didn't do it in the latter, he definitely dominated the narrative in other ways though.
It's his first time so it's hard to fault him, he just loves improv.

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER HATES US!! HE HATES US SO MUCH!!! I WANT MY DERANGED SCHIZO UNCLE AGAIN!!! COME BACK VESPER!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579006
Yeah, as I said, it would have been better live, it's mostly the dynamics dragging for two months that made it lose its luster. If all of this happened in like two weeks as it should have, it would have been fun all the way through, and they could rethink their dynamic for the next quest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578449
Hero guild/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578873
5e is so simple that it enhances the roleplaying aspect, it's really not that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578806
Magni's character was also turbo-minmaxed. DM could have tried to lean on his shit strength more and highlight it. There's only so much wiggle room with a premade campaign though I guess. He kept rolling well on shit like athletics regardless too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578873
>WOTC are a complete garbage faggot retard company and are now actively seeking to destroy the entire TTRPG scene as we know it
True
>They should switch from 5e
No, finish the campaign first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578847
Magni's luck was busted compared to the other 2, didn't help

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578931
There's a ton of other systems much better for beginners. 5e cultists just refuse to seek any

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578873
Despite all the /tg/ seethe about 5e, it's THE game for a reason. People don't wanna play Shitmo Grappler: A Powered by the Apocalypse GURPS rules-lite 40 dice pool system. 90% of the people who talk about alternate systems are fucking nogames, because they're not gonna find newbies willing to try it. But they hear 'Dungeons and dragons' and think that it's easy enough to try out. And it is. It's entry level both in mechanics and in identity. Not to shit on her (because I love her) but I think Mori would have had a lot more success running a DND campaign as the girls' first tabletop, because of the association AND how it's easier to get into than World of Darkness. Vesper made the right choice, rather than going with potential DM autism and insisting on AD&D or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579059
Also Vesper forgot about close range penalty

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579046
nothing to be done about that, we were all crushed when his suspension was announced right before s2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578691
Their murderhobo ways fucked them over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578847
I guess, but I feel like that happened because he was trying to do interesting stuff for content while the other two's characters were "SNES final fantasy party member" and "big turtle with hammer".

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579114
can't believe he committed all those warcrimes and they just found out....

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579053
Very common myth which is not actually true, 5e is far from simple by the general ttrpg standards. If your goal is to maximize the roleplaying aspects, there are better systems suited for that with less focus on combat rules. Dungeon World and 13th Age are both a lot better at this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579108
I'm still fucking mad the girls didn't start with DND and went for some bullshit instead. STEP 1 IS TO HOOK NEWBIES WITH AN EASY START, THEN YOU CAN MAYBE GO TO A DIFFERENT GAME GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579111
Where? Might have missed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare has been going through some personal stuff lately
He won't explain, but he's more sad than usual
>New Tempus comes out only 6 months after OG
Definitely feels rushed
=
Vesper is planning on leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579195
VESPER IS PREGNANT?????

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579111
Altor getting infinite reactions for that defender disadvantage feat saved their hide a million times over as well. Wonder what vesper would have done without that to at least delay or prevent TPK. Probably have some of the gobs fall back in fear/audibly run for reinforcements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579104
Like what?
Are they as popular and easy as 5e? Keep in mind it has to suit the viewer too. They are streamers, afterall.
I really dont think there is a system better than 5e for their level of experience AND for popularity boost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579195
nice rrat 6/10 forgot to add that he's eloping with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579177
5e was my first and I picked it up easy, haven't heard of what you recommended but I'll check them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579194
In the first session he kept eldritch blasting enemies at close range without the penalty, don't remember if it happened in this session too

[Anonymous No.]

hes going to get raped by the uproar boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579195
Vesper already mentioned leaving to Japan, Altare knows this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579195
>Vesper taking a paternity leave for the kid so Magni can continue hustling
Sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579253
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579223
I think the closest would be Pathfinder, especially since a bunch of people are trying to jump ship from D&D after the recent leaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579158
"murder robot" is not as interesting as you think and gets old quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579194
You have a disadvantage for ranged attacks in 5 feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579177
Maybe you're just stupid, 5e is piss easy, but I guess that's from someone who started with 3.5

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579261
well magni has to make the money somehow....

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578449
The team needed somebody to tard wrangle them. Maybe someone with a chaotic good alignment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579108
Nowa going for DND despite the company already having the perms for WoD was really smart of him. I love WoD, Vampire the Masquerade is my favorite TRPG system, but DND is just simplier, easier to understand and relate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579187
Yeah... We got some kino, but I feel like doing this killed their interest. My Oshi is a little autistic, please undastand. She did her best and it was her passion, so I'm still proud of her for working this hard.

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>>40579276
Yeah, Pathfinder is great and is a better system if yo're into /tg/. But 5e is more casual.

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>>40579187
it gave us that kino horror solo ep where ina shit her pants multiple times from fear/anxiety so there's that. Top 5 Myth stream. Agree though, had they started in 5e maybe there's a chance we'd at least have seen the campaign end.

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>>40579158
I don't really agree. Interesting stuff for content is keeping things varied and letting the DM try to take the story in different directions in the many opportunities he was giving the party, not insisting on the same bit over and over again.
As you said yourself, "SNES final fantasy party member" shows how rare the actual trope played straight is these days. Everything has to be subversive in some way. The "flips thing on its head" is the actual cliche nowadays.

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>>40579323
they need a paladin

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>>40579279
Flayon....

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>>40579343
It's not too much off, and the Pathfinder CRPGs can help with getting awareness.

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>>40576238
God I wanna facefuck this brat.

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>>40579368
dw, a shota murder robot is clearly different from just a murder robot. flayon is safe

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>>40579364
Anon...

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>>40579177
>Dungeon World
Who?
>13th Age
What?

Which is exactly my point. To someone not familiar with a wide range of tabletop games, and who has a normie introduction to it, these are weird, meaningless, esoteric names. It's the difference between being asked:

>Hey Altare, wanna play Dungeons and Dragons?

and

>Hey boys do you wanna try to stream a pen and paper RPG called 13th age? It's a tabletop roleplaying game, which means-

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>>40579279
Terminator is a cultural touchstone. HK-47 is still beloved. Murder robots are timeless.

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>>40579368
NONO NO NONONO I DIDNT MEAN FLAYON FLAYON IS A CUTE MURDER ROBOT AND I WISH HE WOULD DESTROY MY HOLE WITH HIS SHOTA COCK I DIDNT MEAN IT I SWEAR

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>>40579368
shota buff

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I forgot that Magni killed Jerry in their pokemon soullink and now Betsy's assistan named Jerry is also dead... I'm really afraid for Aniki's cat

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>>40579279
True, but I feel like for these two sessions he still ended up carrying. Like, all of the memorable moments came as a result of Magni's unhinged murder hoboing and if not for him the other two would have played this like a video game dungeon crawl where you stop to roll a die every couple of minutes. If they keep up the TTRPG sessions I hope they all get better, Magni at not taking over the entire session too much and the other two at asserting themselves more, but I feel like for this initial mini campaign it worked out well enough.

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>>40578691
From what I'm reading, its nigh-impossible if you kill that one kobold and then lose the gnome (who is intended to join you)

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where the fuck are people pulling out the "vesper is leaving" rrat from? out of their ass? i've seen it posted a few times in the general already.

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>>40579448
yeah of course, im looking forward to seeing their characters develop

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>>40579448
I think Axel being the straight man was very good. His character lacks identity, but he still filled a really funny role.

Altore didn't have many moments, but yeah I'm still really happy with watching all 3 of them play. They have a good dynamic where Altore is just sociopathically apathetic.

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Guys predict now! Which duo will have the most and which will have the least chemistry?

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>>40579364
I found it really funny how Altore finally used Healing hands at the end of the session when they were running away.

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>>40579295
No, maybe you're just retarded and have 0 experience and reading comprehension. I never said 5e is hard. It isn't. It is however MUCH more convoluted than it advertises itself to be. It is not a light-on-the-rules beginner's paradise that emphasizes roleplaying compared to other systems that ARE actually like that. But if you haven't played any, I guess it might seem so.
It is also terrible to DM for, ridiculously unbalanced, inconsistent, breaks down at lvl 11+ and a plethora of other things. And it's by Wizards who could probably rival Cover's management in their level of incompetence.

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>>40579424
that's the spirit

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>>40579518
Vesties are just as schizophrenic and mentally ill as their oshi.

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>>40579532
Shinri and Hakka seemed like a dadson duo

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>>40579518
It's not a rrat, he is leaving
the US to go to Japan and hang out with Axel and the JP senpais

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>>40573835
LOL no

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>>40579544
NTA but I can attest to this, I've had the experience of playing with a new DM alongside new players (most of which have had zero experience playing any sort of tabletop before) and I distinctly rememeber that they had to drop some rules because they felt too convoluted to use for both the DM and the new players.

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>>40579604
Dude he's going because his family is sending him to a Mormon temple in Japan just like he did when he was younger. It's because of his suspension, he asked for advices and his family came up with that.

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>>40579544
Idk what tiny dogbrains you've played with but I've taught people 5e and it's been a breeze, I would agree it's a shit system for the dm but i've never let that stop me from having fun with it

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>>40579564
I highly doubt it's the other vesties. that or I may just have too much faith in them as a fellow vestie.
>>40579604
you know what I mean, anon.

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>>40579358
>not insisting on the same bit over and over again
I think it might have felt like it happened "over and over again" because of the format but in reality this was a single session. The first sessions had some god moding issues but it was mostly just them killing rats and navigating the dungeon, the entire kobold torture and Erky saga happened in a single session, which was Magni's second ever TTRPG sessions, with two other inexperienced players who showed very little initiative in terms of roleplaying beyond just responding to whatever's going on. I'd be pretty disappointed if they keep doing more DnD and by session 5 Magni is still taking over like this but I still feel like this campaign would have played out like a video game tutorial dungeon without him.

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>>40579542
Didn't he use it up during session 1. Long rest gave it back

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What the fuck are the fannames for the new tempus boys again? I've memoryholed them for god knows why. Literally have no memory.

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>>40578405
I know everyone except Hakka. Haven't seen him mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

I love everyone in Tempus except for Altare and Hakka.

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>>40579689
Why is it shit for dm?

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>>40579756
All tbd except the doritos one

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>>40579789

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>>40578405
Yeah, they're Bettel, Flayon, Hakka and Shinri

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I just realized we never actually see Erky die. We assume he dies because he stop yelling, but...

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>>40579850
anon wtf, you can't say that here.

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>>40579895
Why would a horde of goblins keep a mind broken gnome alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579756
hakka chose Hakkitos as his fan name

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>>40579937
jokes on you, i expected this! should've spoilered the image anonchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579957
For sex

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>>40579957
Well, he was a prisoner to begin with, and he wasn't in any position to fight with his arms tied and a broken leg.

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>>40579720
True, but I kind of wish they all died so they would have to make new characters next time. Hard to go back from being full murder hobo in-character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579756
I only remember hakkitos for Hakka

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579756
Shinri's fans are called "black niggers"

[Anonymous No.]

What's the schedule for the rest of the day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579756
I think Shinri's was comfykoi? I just remember thinking that a koi mascot was super cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40579756
Bettellion
Machiroons
Hakkitos
ComfyKois

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Why do I have the bad feeling that we will never get another D&D with this party again

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https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1612161730658062341

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>>40580060
flayons fans are called "registered sex offenders"

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https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1612161730658062341
SHINY SPICY BROS

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>>40578766
PHANTOM CUTE~

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>>40580109
DOUBLE STREAMS EVERYDAY
HE LOVES US

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>>40580109
>>40580116
>tempus fangame

Is it actually good? Is it worth playing/watching

[Anonymous No.]

MORE SHINY SPICY MONHUN LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Where is this man.
I miss him

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon my cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580116
>>40580109
>Monday colabs are fucking dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580109
Man, is gen 2 scaring him? Why is he streaming so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580112
I'm used to it

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>>40580109
>>40580116
OG Tempus... home...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580176
He'll be back on wednesday

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[Anonymous No.]

ffxiv... monhun.. i don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580089
i need to know if that brat likes sweets because if he does im gonna...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580109
Grabbing dinner with Axel? Ayo??

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580109
OG TEMPUS COLLAB ON SATURDAY
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>40580166
it was okay, but very easy to play once you realize how the dev laid out the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580192
based pedobro

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>>40579957
He goes completely nuts and disembowels a goblin with his teeth and a stolen dagger, their tribal asses get so impressed by it that they try and capture him for some miscellaneous purpose, then he rises up the ranks of the goblins and turns into an insane villain. Pretty easy to make it up as a DM.

[Anonymous No.]

We straight male brotuber fans will protect the shota. Don’t even think about touching him sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580109
He made this week's schedule for me, get fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580211
Guau guau

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580166
It's worth watching Magni play it, since there was a cute little birthday surprise for him at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580189
2 streams a day was normal for Axel except he wouldn’t have rest days. December was just really busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580211
wan wan~

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580211
wanwan

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>>40580217
anon, its your weekly dose of monhun and ffxiv! make sure to take it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580263
He WANTS to be touched.

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>>40580109
I assume that Memory Test is what Axel was talking about, it could be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580272
Fair, I forgot that he guerilla'd so much

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>>40580263

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>>40580263
Me, a straight male brotuber fan, will rape all of Flayon's holes until I leave him squirming and with his bussy drenched in cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580109
tempus collab...i am home...

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>>40580330
BASED

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>>40580330
Based, thanks for the food.

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>>40580263
but who will protect the straight brotuber fans from the shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580270
thank. will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580189
Did we all forget that Axel fucking carried the streaming slots a while ago when the other boys couldn't stream? He puts in work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580330
DELICIOUS HSUDUUUGUIHKTMKDFG

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580342
You are a fag anon, accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580330
Magni please, this is sexual harassment...

[Anonymous No.]

Axel playing ffxiv could be fun tho, he at least gets all the references.

[Anonymous No.]

Uhhh guys... I don't think I like the monhun and ff14 spam very much...

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>>40580263
Oh good more men, come to onee-chan~

Look I have a nintendo switch here with SSBU, it has those pretty girls and boys fighting each other, won't you play with me otouto and onii-chan?

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>>40580415
sucks to have bad taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580415
Monhun has been a lot of fun to watch so far imo, and I don't play the games at all. FFXIV is an easy skip for me every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580330
This reminds me of an incident in the history of Brazil's TV where a channel had a show called Erotic Sushi (sushi erótico) in the 90s

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580415
i go where the shiny spicy collabs are

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580398
i remember that, yeah, it was a little over a week period.

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>>40580330

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580415
Omegaytroon sends their regards

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580467
Tell me more

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>>40580441
boring to watch fun to play

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>>40580485