/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

How fucking small is Bae? We know Gura is fucking tiny as fuck based on when she has done vr streams with Ame and Ame's pov was short, but Gura's was like significantly shorter where she couldn't see over counters Ame could. Like Ame's pov was at the NPC's neck/shoulders and Gura's was at the top of the NPC's belly. Plus we know Kiara is tiny and Kiara had to keep looking down to talk to Gura in an off collab but when she was talking to Ina she didn't have to look down.
Anyway, Mumei is one of the taller EN members, like 5'5" and Bae is apparently small enough to use Mumei's coat as a blanket.

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>>40490382
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

I carry her around the shed on my back with ease, you tell me

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>>40490382
Amelia is 158cm irl, shorter than my 12 year old niece. If Gura is shorter than this i don't believe it.

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>>40490734
Kiara and Fauna are about the same height as Ame. Gura is legit sub 150cm/sub 5 foot

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>>40490785
Kiara? She's tall and slender

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>>40490734
Gura gets mistaken for a child as an over 20 year old woman. Gura is probably under 5ft/150cm.

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>>40490856
she is 157cm if the ancient texts are to be believed

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>>40490856
Kiara is short, flat and has a big ass

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>>40490382
Mumei once mentioned that her feet are so big that she literally couldn't find any shoes that fit her in japan. That would likely place her at above-average height. (for a woman in japan) So yeah, 5'5" seems reasonable.

>>40491341
and I love it

[Anonymous No.]

Most of the JP girls are midgets too. The average Anon would look like Oga next to them.

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>>40490382
you don't need a blanket to cover your entire body to fall asleep, just your torso.

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>>40491594
But the real question is who is the shortest girl in all of hololive and who is the tallest?
My bet is Kobo is shortest due to her low weight likely fucking her over in terms of nutrients. Tallest is probably going to be Choco since people say she's sexy and models tend to be taller.

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>>40490382
Small enough for my cock.

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>>40490382
Gura is at least 4'9-4'11 baelz should be around the same height.

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>>40491905
Yeah, Kobo is probably a safe bet for shortest. I'm not sure if tallest would go to any of the JP girls. Also, Moona used to be a model, so there's that. Tallest might be Calli or Mumei, honestly.

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Fauna looks pretty tall if I had to geuss

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>>40492207
Fauna is at least 5'3

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>>40491905
I think Mori or Mumei would be the tallest, unless their is a very tall jp girl.

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>>40492207
Fauna is like 5'2" or 5'3" I don't remember which, she has said how tall she was in the past and she is about as tall as Ame and Kiara and shorter than Mumei

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>>40490878
I want to smack her ass in public

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>>40492041
Kobo is 150cm (4'11) it's short but it's the same height as Marine for example and Marine said that Aqua and Ayame are way small than her so they are probably 142-145cm(4'8-4'9)

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>>40490382
Tiny rat and her child.....

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>>40492371
Sounds about right going by the recent off collabs and their tech and tracking issues

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>>40492470
Do you know how tall is Laplus? She's supposed to be short, even for Japanese standards.

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>>40492371
Lanky ass vegan

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>>40492623
Someone asked this question to her roommate ? She said 150cm like Kobo,Marine and Noel too

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>>40492691
pretty much. She is thin as fuck, even for how short she is

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>>40490382
Ame basically confirms here that Bae is smaller than her and they rocked back n' forth during the hug
https://youtu.be/BTCy_B3g3KM?t=3399
If the other anon is right about Ame being 158cm then it should be safe to deduce that Bae is shorter than 158cm

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>>40492623
Laplus might be a little shorter than the other holox girls, but her eyes are at the height of her horns. Go watch vids with her with holo x and when they blind fold her they are interacting where the top of her horns are

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the tallest known jp chuuba other choco ( projected)

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>>40493025
Towa is 6'4"

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>>40493025
Mr.Koro or Pekora probably

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>>40493053
Hahaha i see what you did there.

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>>40492929
Is this why she tries to cope saying she has tits?

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>>40493067
Korone is small.

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>>40490382
Imagine

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>>40493174
Literally built for hardcore mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>40493174
M.....
P....

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>>40493117
I think she has bigger tits than IRyS, Gura, Mumei and Kiara. Those 4 are flat as fuck. Bae and Fauna I think fail the elbow test, but aren't particularly busty. Only Mori and Ame have big tits. The other 8 range from small to straight up ironing board

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>>40493170
170cm(5'7) isn't small for a woman

[Anonymous No.]

Sana also had big tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40493117
I don't think she has much for tits

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>>40493341
I'm a spic who height capped at 6'0 korone is perfect size for me. Unironically I hated being tall as a child because in every class group photo i was the one who stood out the most based on my height. In 4th grade i had the body of a 7th grader let that shit sink in.

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>>40493234
Mumei kinda has some tits I think

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>>40493234
Kiara has some books but we all know he ass is where it's at

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>>40493496
nah I think Mumei is also flat as fuck. She also confirmed on the off collab streams she failed (or I guess succeeded?) at the elbow test

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>>40491905
Kobo and la+ are the shortest

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>>40493496
I am pretty sure Mumei can do the elbows together thing. her tits might be the same size as bae's but mumei is a lot taller and has longer arms.

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>>40493671
Miko should also be in the shortest category iirc

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>>40493234
I think 90% of 12 year olds have bigger tits than Gura. I don't think we really have any good idea on Fauna

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>>40493653
That also came up during the pencil stream, if she got any it's not a lot. She also completely skipped over trying to hold it with her booba.
Mori also kind of gave her size away when she called in during her birthday. She wasn't aware someonees boobs usually are not the same size, make of that whatever you wish.

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>>40493671
Like I said here >>40492470 >>40492711
they are confirmed as the same height as Marine who is taller than Ayame and Aqua

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>>40493781
I'm pretty sure Gura wears either no bra or wears like a training bra because she said a and b cups weren't small and that even aa cups weren't small small. Like someone mentioned an ad for Gura's stream for a bra company specializing in aa, a and b cup bras for "small girls" and gura got salty as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zWJFKXDOyY

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>>40493848
gave away mumei's or gave away mori's and mori calling into mumei's birthday or mumei calling mori?

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>>40493934
Idk those old old `concept art' of gura when she was a nit chunk she had some booba there

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>>40494072
I'm pretty sure one of the things you are referring to is actually Gura's cousin

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>>40492321
The 5'8" amazoness...

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>>40494031
Mori kinda giving away Mumei's size or at the very least not exactly being subtle about hinting at it.
Timestamp if for the call itself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcvGVVwIRfk&t=6371s

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>>40494072
I feel like you can be assured if you've seen concept art and there's noticeable boob, it's not Gura.

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>>40491104
Her roommate has a video on her twitter where she's dancing with balloons and she appears to be absolutely tower over everyone in the back. I suspect that's where the giant Kiara rrats come from maybe?

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I have mori and sana down as having the biggest tits.

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>>40491594
Funny you mention Oga because he's pretty short for a guy.

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>>40494474
Might be. She also wears heels a lot, so that probably contributes to it.

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>>40494355
>has her show up to her birthday
>gets a birthday drawing from her
>Calls her flat
>Says she probably "doesn't have much going on there"
Holy based

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>>40494381
Ah maybe I was mistaken because they had the same phone case

[Anonymous No.]

What's the average size for a male in jp? 5'6-5'8?

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>>40495150
I know what one you mean, and the conspiracy theory is that its her cousin

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>>40495268
Ah OK I feel imsaw a shark like that at a shitty road house near me I was trying to work up the courage to talk to her then after the music stopped she was all over this old as fuck fat dude who I thought might be her dad before she was all over him

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>>40492470
So it's Ayame, Aqua and Bae.

>>40495224
Average will be higher because it's a small group that includes Oga whose 6'6.

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>>40495455
what? What are you talking about?

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>>40495506
Gura is smaller than Bae I am pretty sure. Bae's weight would put her somewhere between 5' and 5'2", where as Gura is sub 5'

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>>40490382
Why the fuck are all these girls short flatties? Is there like a vtuber phenotype or some shit? The fact that Mumei unironically has a shot at being one of the tallest in EN when she is also pretty small and flat is crazy.

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>>40495762
There is also short busty (Noel)

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>>40495762
I mean mori has cans the size of texas

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>>40495606
Nah baelz is at least around 4'6-4'9 gura is around 4'9-5'0

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>>40495839
Yeah but I just mean like, on average. Like when you look at it, Mori is a complete outlier compared to the rest when she's probably the most "average" when compared to the general population

You'd be hard pressed to find more adult women that that weigh under 100 lbs than girls like Mori and yet EN has more of the former than the latter.

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>>40495762
Most of the girls straight up have autism too. Mori and Mumei were both diagnosed with the same form of mental disorder

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>>40495994
It's pretty crazy how small the average holo girl is. I could probably count on one hand the amount of 5" or under women I've met in burgerland, so the fact that there are fully adult women who are so small is kinda crazy to me.

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>>40496089
ADHD is not a form of autism, but yeah I agree that they are overwhelmingly neurodivergent.

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>>40496089
They hand out adhd diagnosises like candy

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>>40495944
Gura is definitely sub 5' given what she's said. Without hard numbers i think it's impossible to truly say who's shorter
Weight is also kind of hard to go off of though since Bae probably has more muscle than Gura just from being physically fit and Gura is sickly

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>>40495994
Probably because it's Japanese men that do the hiring after video interviews they want slender western women with Japanese size frames.

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>>40496198
tbf adhd and autism do have significant cooccurrence. We just can't confirm one from the other

[Anonymous No.]

Ina is the tallest irl.

In any photo (especially in her graduation video in canada) you can see how she is taller than even men, she is one of those lanky and flat women.

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>>40496277
I'm definitely on the autism spectrum was diagnosed with strong adhd as a child I still am not sure if adhd is even real

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>>40496332
>worlds tallest gook

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150cm-160cm jesus those are kids in easterneupoor

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>>40495762
Just wait until you find out many of the girls are asian and wear glasses.

>>40496089
Most of the girls don't have autism, only the interesting ones are autistic.
>Suisei learning about relationships through manga, while not understanding why people kiss, all while she spends her money on gacha and talking to dolls while dominating vtubing.
>Marine making not-Higurashi in RPG maker and saying the best part of Hololive is learning that older women are desired
>Aqua is cute
>Kaela grinding out streams and never sleeping. No lol, no lmao, no...
Autism is like a fucking buff in vtubing. Just look at Vesper being the most popular tempus member on /vt/.

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>>40495994
>when she's probably the most "average" when compared to the general population
Are you stupid? Sure she's fat, but the average height of women in america is like 5'4.

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>>40496764
Vesper isn't autistic, he's just /here/

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>>40496913
>implying there's a difference

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>>40495762
if they were hot they would be stacies, not artsy fartsy internet weebs

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>>40497092
Are we seriously going over this again? I'm not posting doxx, but multiple RM's have pictures and are known to be attractive IRL. Just because someone uses an avatar it doesn't mean they aren't attractive.

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>>40497294
In fact, they're basically all hot af.

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>>40496764
Pretty sure every EN girls is confirmed for wearing glasses at least part of the time

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>>40497443
Yep, and Kronii only doesn't because she had her eyes fixed.

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>>40497092
Mumei and Bae currently and Mori in the past all are/were hot as fuck. They are just legitimately autistic and have trouble making friends due to autism

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>>40496913
Who do you think come to this board certainly not high functioning people of society.

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>>40497885
case and point mori and kiara have both mentioned coming here and have both mentioned being such low functioning autists they have trouble making friends and maintaining friendships

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>>40490856
Kiara is actually very short for an Austrian. But she is tall in JP

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>>40496764
Vesper isn't autistic he got to fuck kronii

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>>40498467
Chris Chan got to fuck. Your parents got to fuck. Being autistic doesn't mean you can't fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, are Asian women just very short?

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>>40494355
mumei dropped the fake voice there for a little bit

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>>40499143
>fake voice
That’s the discord audio, like usual.

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>>40490382
well, based on the occasional dox I keep getting seen posted on /vt/ of Bae, she's about average asian woman size

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>>40490382
Kiara is pretty normal size. You can get a pretty good feel for their sizes from the arm wrestling thing. Mori bodying everyone, Kiara and Ame being decently matched, and Ina and Gura being invalids.

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>>40498105
Gura also used to patrol these boards as well.n

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>>40496705
11 year olds are this length in my country. I'm imagining very hard right now.

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>>40501710
Gura is pretty low functioning. she regularly sleeps on a bed with no sheets and before the most recent break she broke a glass in her room and didn't clean it up for weeks

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is the smallest according to Watson

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>>40502094
that sounds more like she's depressed not autistic

[Anonymous No.]

Why are vtuber girls so fucking cute and short?
God I would look like a fucking giant standing next to the shortest ones, crazy

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>>40503273
Gura also once described her classroom from when she was in school and the room she described was a special ed room

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>>40490382
>Kiara
I noticed that in her 3d game debut with Shuba, Mio, Friend and Dog that she had to keep turning her head to look at the monitor before looking at the girl she was supposed to be interacting with in order to accurately gauge their character's face or ear height. The JP girls have all gotten used to it so it's second nature they've done it so much, but it'll be interesting seeing how EN or ID interacts and the little clues they'll leave concerning "True Heights" of JP's and eachother.
Chicken's interaction with Duck in that stream was quite telling, not that it wasn't info that wasn't already known.

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>>40494874
The 6’4 Manlet

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>>40503900
what is shuba really tiny or really tall?

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>>40490382
>based on when she has done vr streams with Ame and Ame's pov was short, but Gura's was like significantly shorter where she couldn't see over counters Ame could.
But you can set your height to anything in VR

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>>40496214
Amelia confirmed that Gura is shorter

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>>40496764
Sora is autismalitation.

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>>40504104
latter, and to a really dramatic degree relative to the island's average. I'm convinced she sticks googly eyes on top of her tits so they all know where to look for 3d

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>>40504151
>implying Gura or Ame are smart enough to have set that up right and it wasn't just calibrated off their heights

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>>40504493
Anon this is a cutthroat business they aren't real

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>>40504231
It could all be kayfabe. Like Chloe with ghosts, rarely bathing and her terrible handwriting.

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>>40504628
If so then she's a consummate actress to have kept it up flawlessly for over 5 years.
And if it was that playing this roll of a virtual girl for so long has to have had some kind of effect.
Reminder that she didn't tidy her room in all the years she's been with Cover till a few weeks ago.
Also the damn Miku PC.

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>>40504455
Tall AF tomboy. Fucking hot. My nut is ready to enter orbit.

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>>40490382
Bae's said that her feet don't reach the ground when sitting in her computer chair.
>>40490535
I can't remember the specifics but this is might be wrong. She may have miscalulated.

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>>40495839
And a gut the same size.

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>>40504834
Why do you think Noel froths at the gash at the mere thought of duck?

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>>40504863
so smol

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>>40504863
She did get it wrong but it wasn't by much. Essentially she just searched 148cm to feet to which google returned 4.8 feet which she took as 4 feet 8 inches instead of 4 feet and .8 feet. In reality that's around 4 feet 10 inches

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>>40504455
Unf.
I must journey to Japan and mating press the duck.
Though I must confess, why not make the characters height equivalent to the one portraying it?

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>>40505808
coco wanted to be really tall even though she is a womenlet. Sana I think it was theme based

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>>40505606
That's one tiny fucking bathtub then.

[Anonymous No.]

Late, but I stole this from the general when she did handcam

[Anonymous No.]

>>40506017
is this real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40506017
>I could comfortably fit her entire fist into my hand

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>>40506051
If the anon did his math right, then this is what her hand size is. See pic related

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>>40505896
>bath tub
I am pretty sure Bae pisses out side like a dog or a mumei and her parents hose her down in the garden twice a week

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>>40504834
yeah she's basically a bishonen when compared to the other girls which is why they really like her helps that she's flat too

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>>40506193
Even worse, she needs to heat water one kettle at a time to fill her miniature shed tub

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>>40504104
the duck is 170cm+ based on the one picture of her standing next to other girls

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>>40506159
My heart will never recover from this stream

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>>40506214
>Flat tall tomboy with breeding hips
I must marry the duck.

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>>40506514
only if you swear on your live to be nice to her
remember that she has a hole in her heart and not the metaphorical kind

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>>40506413
Not to mention Bae cooked all the meals and did laundry without even asking for Fauna and Mumei when they were in Japan. Rrat is pure wife material.

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>>40506246
lul what

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>>40506570
I know about it too Anon and her house burning down being homeless before joining Hololive. I just want to make her happy and loved.

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>>40506321
fuck, only maybe mori is that tall in EN. Mumei is like 165 cm

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>>40506781
She told that story to Roberu during his latest totsu stream, papa rat installed a bathtub in the shed but it doesn't have any hot water connected to it. So she filled it one boiling kettle at a time only to find that it had gotten cold by the time she was finished and finally got in

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>>40506666
that is because fauna is a trust fund baby and mumei is borderline retarded and also Bae is smaller than both of them and thought mumei would beat her up if she didnt

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>>40506781
Bae's dad built her a gamer shed because she was too loud while streaming and playing games. Which means she was in that shed during the Ring Fit stream.

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>>40506570
That's treatable in most cases.

>>40506907
I think it's more that Mama Rat has basically raised her to be marriage material.

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>>40506953
Reminder mama rat came in to check on her when she said she was taking her top off and started moaning a bit which means the shed is under surveillance by baby monitors to protect his daughter

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>>40507039
>Had to check if Bae wasn't fingering herself again

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ, looking at all the heights you people are throwing around this is blowing my mind. I didn't even know whites could be so small. My sister was laughably short and is basically the shortest adult I've ever known and she's just over 5'.

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>>40507039
this
>>40506953
her mom came in during the ring fit stream to protect her virginity because they heard bae saying she was getting naked and moaning

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>>40507606
Bae isn't white and Gura was malnourished due to some tommy illness likely ibs or chrones or some other shitting disease which made her have a specific diet. Gura also said her mom is tiny and that Gura herself has an eating disorder

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>>40507606
I'm white and about 164cm tall.
But I am also welsh from the valleys even. Which is notorious for short bastards.

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>>40507606
I'm white and 6'1, I would literally tower over 75% of HoloEN, let alone HoloJP

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>>40508105
Step over manlet, 6'2" gods rule this board

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>>40507609
>Bae's mom saving her daughter's virginity for a white man
Based.

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>>40506193
I could be reading wrongly here, but I suspect Anon's referring to a certain picture with bags of coffee. Which admittedly does look a bit small if she's supposed to be 4'10".

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>>40507718
>Shork can't stream because she is shitting too much
Lol even lmao

[Anonymous No.]

fun fact: 4'10" is the cut off point for medical dwarfism

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>>40508105
Proud of you for getting to that point anon!

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>>40508338
I've seen that and i think she's shorter than 4'10 she's around 4'6-4'8 max

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>>40508453
My rat has avoided being a dwarf!

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>>40508338
you cant see the end of the bath tub though

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>>40508290
Yeah it really seems like mama rat is determined to see Bae married off rather than have her leave home to live on their own.

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>>40508653
I'll have to thank mama rat for holding her daughter for me

[Anonymous No.]

If Baelz is small she'll give you tiny midget babies.
Think carefully!

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>>40508290
And that man...is me.

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>>40508653
shitty women attract shitty men and for an asian family there is nothing worse than if your child marries some lowlife deadbeat (heh)

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>>40508942
That's a problem for other people's kids!

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>>40508942
My genes will balance hers out
>>40509005
I love this screencap

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>>40508942
It's simple I'll make smol cute daughterus with her

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>>40508942
That'll be a plus for our daughters but our sons will just have to bear the burden of the manlet

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>>40508465
Thanks Anon!

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>>40509137
it's ok kpop opened the west to a different male beauty standard so they just need to have a big dick now cause it's ok to look slightly feminine

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly think Bae would be a good mom. Have you seen how she reacted how Gregory died in Edith Finch? Bless this smol rrat's heart.

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>>40507718
But even the people you are treating as "tall" are extremely short based on the numbers here. It's kinda bizarre. If these people are meant to be representative of the population you'd think white people are even shorter than Asians.

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>>40509358
Besides that, it was the entire offcollab arc itself which sold me on how she would be incredible wife/mother material

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>>40490382
fuckably short

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>>40509396
They're tall in the context of Hololive. They're midgets in the context of the outside world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40509396
Mumes and Mori are about normal height. And Kiara, Ame and Fauna aren't that below average. Gura is the only one that is really far off normal

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>>40509358
>>40509005
>>40508653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5P_oEHAtOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>40509860
need baewife now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40509860
God Imagine....

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>>40509860
>Smol rrat wife making breakfast every morning.
Need

[Anonymous No.]

reminder Bae is so small she got beaten up by a small child and IRyS is so small she got told to play with kids half her age

[Anonymous No.]

>>40514290
So what you're telling me is both of them would make prefect fuck dolls?

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>>40496127

to be fair burgenland is the least populated province of austria so you could probably count the total number of women you've met there on one hand.

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>>40514917
What I am telling you is Gura needs to get her ass to japan so we can see a Gooba, Bae and IWyS wrestling match where combined all 3 girls together are less than 300 lbs

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>>40514290
Reminder Bae is so small her parents still make her eat at the kids' table at family gatherings

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>>40515823
Holy shit that is hot...I want to manhandled all of them at the same time.

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>>40516511
thats how she got beaten up by a kid

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>>40490382
smol enough to lift when having seggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40509860
need bae wife..................................

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Why these bitches so short? I am not a particularly tall man, I'm only 5'10'', but half these girls are like Megumin "imagine" tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>40506017
uuohhh smaller man hand erotic

[Anonymous No.]

Tallest is Calli at 5'8". Shortest is Kobo at 4'10"-ish. Weird that none of the female Asians, known for being tiny, are all that short in hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40518912
thats just how asians are combined with shitty nutrition fucking em up..

[Anonymous No.]

>>40518912
they end up becoming vtubers because they are small and unathletic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40521435
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine carrying Bae to bed while she fell asleep on the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40521435
Mr. Koro and Gozaru though?

[Anonymous No.]

>smol
Unf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40495839
>amerifat
doesn't count

[Anonymous No.]

>>40491341
People who think Kiara has a big ass... how? Are you judging her against hank hill? It's absolutely regular white girl ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40520666
Yeah but not all of them are asian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40534765
You're on a board full of lunatics driven insane by yellow fever. It's atleast more than what they're usually looking at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40493493
no one cares about your blogposting anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40534765
>>40537380
It's less about size and more about shape

[Anonymous No.]

>>40509860
God she's so cute, she didn't have to fold the clothes but she did

[Anonymous No.]

>>40525746
IDK how japs work

[Anonymous No.]

>>40534765
>>40537380
Kiara's ass is a bubble butt and pretty big compared to the size of her frame/how petite and flat she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490382
rat-sized

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490382
how did bae play basketball as a womenlet?

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>>40550778
She said she had a Kuroko-like role and she could never dunk but she could run very fast and pass well
There was this really tall girl in the girl's basket ball team who used to pick Bae up really high and make her dunk just to tease her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40491905
Luna is the shortest and Reine and Kaela are the tallest of the still active girls. They are 5'8, I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40495762
Kronii is the tallest, like one cm taller than Mori. Sana was the tallest when she still lived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40496202
Only, for boys.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40553484
Do the heights include heels, or no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553484
I just realized that If you remove Bae's ears, she's barely taller than Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>40490382
She sounds really tiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553615
Yes
Ina looks like a giant around short holomems with her heels

[Anonymous No.]

>>40509137
Or femboys. I mean if they're going to be manlets anyway you might as well lean into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40493341
She's 156-160cm tall anon

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>>40557992
Just because you're short doesn't make you femboy material.
I'm about 5'4 and my voice is too masculine to be a femboy, plus my shoulders are way too broad and I am incredibly hairy.

[Anonymous No.]

notice how they don't all hate each other, like myth. That is because council is professional, so mumei wore pull ups so she wouldn't piss on the other girls when she wet the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40551169
>she could never dunk
literally only 2 women ever in the WNBA can dunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40563987
Isn't mumei in a wheelchair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40498632
>Chris Chan got to fuck
ITS NOT FAIR
ITS NOT FAIR
ITS NOT FAIR
WHY CAN I NOT FUCK MY OSHI NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>40553615
pretty sure IRyS and Ina's heights both say that is how tall they are with their shoes on

[Anonymous No.]

>>40495839
And she's a bad vtuber so this just reinforces the pattern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40509519
I'm below average female height in my country! eh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40564171
Is your oshi your mother?

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>>40508942
Just abort the male ones ez

[Anonymous No.]

>>40507775
Also Welsh and from the valleys, I'm 6'3, my one friend is 6'6 and the other is 6'. I don't think people in my area are that short generally. Shame none of the girls in hololive are 5'9 to ensure my sons aren't manlets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40566283
>Welsh
You stay away from Watame

[Anonymous No.]

>>40566370
Keep making the jokes it only makes things easier when I won't have to speak Japanese, I just have to inform her I'm Welsh and watch her get flustered as she understands her situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40561965
You're a dwarf. A regular fucking gimli.

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>>40493025
3d models can't be totally trusted, but 3/4 of gamers usually look pretty tall (catto is short), and suisei, sora, and azki are up there too. nene is probably the tallest of her gen since botan's model gets heightfaked pretty hard

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>>40567632
>suisei, sora, and azki are up there too
>Suisei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPl-Mt0x5Ms
>160cm.
>5'2.

If she's one of the tall ones then holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

3D models can be adjusted any way director wants. Viewpoint has no relation to how model looks, it can be put in the ass just as well.
In classic 3d shooters without in-world body modelling like in FEAR/Riddick you're sitting in model's solar plexus, if there is a model at all.

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>>40567854
This bit of scuff always makes me smile. You can clearly see them adjusting the model: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajwv4ANSSg0&t=770s

[Anonymous No.]

>>40560757
This thread isn't about character height

[Anonymous No.]

>imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40505808
C'mon anon, let the manlets have it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40503900
This seems easily solvable with tape (if 3d is shorter than irl) or a little headband with a stick (if the opposite). Just give everyone their real eye line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40506907
>Mumei is borderline retarded
Byt anon, she is pursuing higher education unlike most holomems

[Anonymous No.]

Small and pregnant (by me) is the perfect body type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573186
she literally just recently got diagnosed as a retard and this is her second time trying to do college

[Anonymous No.]

>>40573186
There's no relation between being intelligent and not having brain problems. Noel is one of the smartest holo and she's probably the biggest headcase in the whole company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575407
>biggest headcase in the whole company.
Proof?

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>>40490382
You can adjust your height in VR, it means absolutely nothing

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>>40573186
>pursuing higher education unlike most holomems
Higher education does not make someone smart. There's a whole lot of people getting into a gigantic amount of debt "learning" a bunch of trash that will get them nothing in life but a useless degree which is essentially a certificate of proof that they are, in fact, borderline retarded.

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>>40490382
>Fluent JP
>Aspiring VA
>Actually can dance
>Knows JP humor

Can YAGOO transfer Bae to Japan already?
This poor girl is being underutilized so hard, a dancer not being able to show it.

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>>40575768
>he doesn't know

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>>40575795
You really think Gura is smart enough to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40575768
face the truth
https://streamable.com/ri1m9r
https://streamable.com/1gqhz7
https://streamable.com/ak006f
https://files.catbox.moe/oy68fo.mp4
https://streamable.com/9nhgvi
https://streamable.com/v9a6pl
https://streamable.com/vwb8aj
https://files.catbox.moe/qmmftc.mp4
https://streamable.com/w8qzzt
https://streamable.com/mst9v8
https://streamable.com/f1sx38
https://streamable.com/tiyok3
https://streamable.com/1stcck
https://streamable.com/jwxypm
https://streamable.com/volt41

[Anonymous No.]

>>40545302
her ass is average for a tall white woman, her tits are just so flat that it looks huge in comparison

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576311
>Kiara
>tall
Kiara is a womanlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576446
Kiara is 160cm so basically average
On the other hand Rushia's model was 145cm but she's 165cm irl

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>>40575211
>her second time trying to do college
Her family must be obscenely rich or stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576275
>https://streamable.com/1gqhz7
That one was incredibly cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40567311
>gimli
Femboys and dwarves. I've played this DnD campaign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576810
pretty sure she is paying for it on her own this time

[Anonymous No.]

>10 girls
>6 of them confirmed for able to touch their elbows
>pretty sure Bae either did the challenge wrong or she is so fucking small her arms don't reach
>not sure about Fauna
>Gura is like max a AAA bra size

[Anonymous No.]

imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>40534765
Porn has fried your brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>40577011
Fauna is flat as hell. Also thin. Even Bae commented how small she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578942
Bae might legit have the 3rd biggest tits in EN then and Bae has below average tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578942
That's what a lack of proteins do to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576275
>mommy milkers
>real gamer
>gachikoi
she's perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>40496202
Only for guys anon, girls getting diagnosed with ADHD almost certainly have it for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40578942
not entirely unexpected, considering the speaker for nature is veganmaxxed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40576275
shame, Noel isn't like this anymore, at least with her hololive account. I think Flare's elf cock actually fixed her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40493496
They're mediums

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580053
mumei can touch her elbows

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580105
Proofs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580053
She doesn't even have enough to notice they are not even the same size. see >>40494355

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580105
They're b cup if I have to guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>40564158
She willed herself better for the collab. Moomers is canonically the strongest Holo when she needs to avoid embaressment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40580459
I think she is smaller than b

[Anonymous No.]

>>40564158
its not that she cant walk at all, she just cant walk far and requires a wheel chair part of most of the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40564158
Wheelchair was was Mumei#1 who took over afteer Amber had to be replaced. She gave up after getting her History streams denied leading to Mumei#2 who was replaced during last years winter break for yet unknown reasons.

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>>40578666
That and it's probably an Amerimutt. They only know women over 200 pounds and whatever porn they see online that is full of photoshop or plastic surgery

[Anonymous No.]

so now that Mumei has gone home, will Fauna, the most dominant of the EN girls, make Bae or IRyS wear diapers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40581289
I'm pretty sure Bae plays the inhome mum for the group from making breakfast to cleaning and sniffing their dirty laundry to waking them up during morning
If anything, she's probably the one who will be making them wear diapers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40581402
fauna makes gura do mommy dom little girl roleplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>40581504
and shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40581504
Gura is completly spineless and easy to make do whatever you want
Bae and IRyS have something resembling a spine and won't just asquiesce to Fauna's fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>40583121
>IWyS
>Spine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40569138
big toko...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40583998
Compared to Gura?
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Out of 11 girls that they hired, how the fuck did they managed to get 2 adult women who wet the bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40585511
Lol what? When did this happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40586599
Gura and Mumei, but I am pretty sure Mumei does it on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40586599
Gura pissed in Ame's bed during the off collab over the summer and that is why myth had a falling out

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>>40575884
>This poor girl is being underutilized so hard, a dancer not being able to show it.
Almost as if it's the company with a vsinger in Japan, fleunt in Japanese but has never done a 3d concert.

EN doesn't matter, only JP matters.

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>>40587098
>Mumei does it on purpose.
Well that's interesting never thought the owl would have a pee fetish
>>40587213
>Gura pissed in Ame's bed during the off collab over the summer
I guess small shark=even smaller bladder. I can't imagine living that down or even trying to play it off.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura may legitimately have some sort of stomach condition. Anons spoke about Ame touching on the subject when she described how they travelled toghether. Anybody got links?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40588091
Mumei joked during the 6-month celebration stream about her mascot being a piss receptacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40588091
>Well that's interesting never thought the owl would have a pee fetish
mumei talks about piss all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40588329
>may
Gura has flat out said in members' streams she has some kind of chronic digestive condition without saying what it is. She mentioned having to eat sweet potatoes she microwaved while traveling with her family

[Anonymous No.]

>>40588654
Remember what stream that was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40588810
she kinda mentions it during the one where she did a members' during the off collab. The other one would be one of if not the most recent members' stream, though it might have been an unarchived one. she said some whole thing about annoying her dad with the sweet potato smells

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>>40587213
I've never seen a single piece of evidence for the "Gura peed the bed" rrat. Is there actually anything to that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40589054
a certain austrian tweeted about it and it was why they went to walmart in the middle of the night to get gura diapers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40589054
It's just one of the more insane rrats. Back when I went to /ggg/ I had a list of Gura's illnesses running, it had things like cyanosis.

Stomach condition is real though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40504455
>>40504834
>>40506514
Holy shit, that is so hot. And seeing the pics, I might need a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40588363
>>40588431
Alright I guess it's time to not just fap to the owl but actually watch her in case she talks about piss on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>40572665
They could do it Marvel style and have the cutout of their avatar on them, but it'll be too much of a hassle to set up with limited studio time, so they just use confidence monktors to verify eyelines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40589370
I don't remember anything specific about what they bought there. Just Kiara wanting to look at the place. Got a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40590554
Gura has worn diapers on stream for every long stream and horror game stream since she pissed herself playing outlast
>>40591092
it was the other twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>40591763
Reading that one, holy shit, Kiara is one depressed person. Like, why even, you're riding so high girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40592441
cause she is autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40592542
Urgent dicking needed. Wouldn't even be hard for her to get one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40587213
tonight's rrat: The poster's barely-disguised fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>40591763
Well the more you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40592635
pretty sure her issue is she got pumped and dumped too many times